Busy Scissors - Game Grumps
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- Опубликовано: 16 апр 2015
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As someone named Lorenzo who never, ever hears his name in an outside context, this episode is a thoroughly strange experience.
Dude! Same here!
I cant relate being Lorenzo I can relate that I've never heard mine in outside contexts.
I've never once heard my name unless someone was talking with or about me tbh
@@genderlesstoast6633 Highfive person with same issue of names.
@@emrahalien2972 we must create a secret society
Lorenzo can take a shower at his house but instead he spends $350 to have his hair washed by someone else....way to be Lorenzo
Why did I laugh at this so hard
+Randy ”Macho Man” Savage way to be "That guy" Lorenzo
+Vili Järvinen To ril lé
me. nox vaa
+Randy “Macho Man” Savage ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo YEA.
You're right
"Can I get some service?"
"JUST A MINUUUTE!!"
Cara Figueroa "Jesus these assholes, I hate customers...So how you feeling?"
😂😂😂
Cara Figueroa “Can you believe these people?”
"Jesus. I hate customers. "
I was starting to fall asleep and Danny said " oh hey Brandon what's up" and I like flip out like "fuck am I hallucinating?!"
Brandon Cummins That's awesome 😂😂
BanetteNightmare That is actually the best
Brandon Cummins is that Dean Winchester in your profile picture??
Nathalie Rivera yup
Brandon Cummins i did the same
I like how 80% of this channel is shitty Wii games
I love it
Seriously, why does the WII have these many bargain bin games? It's fucking insane.
a bunch of bad devs wanted to cash in on the wii's reputation as a "family console" and hoped that out-of-touch parents would buy their games because it wasnt as violent as that goshdarned call of the dootle game.
Derpston Hale Yup. The Wii had COUNTLESS shitware. It truly is remarkable.
MMMStudios1000 There are REALLY bad games for every console. But i think the majority are on the wii.
KingOfTheStupids I read your comments in Meat wads voice. It makes me happy.
Danny saying the word sweetheart is adorable
IM GONNA FUCKING CRY
omg yes!
14:40
+Programmed Persona *14:38
Im actuaLLY CRYINGHH
14:39 "Oh, sweetheart."
My heart just melted, a little.
Nikita Mason ik
He sounds far too hot for his own good
@@tisbutanotherfanboy2823 that’ll make ya 🐱 throb
Danny’s one of the only known people who can say a 100% sincere “oh, sweetheart” and have it carry across
If I had a quarter for every time I put this on as a nostalgic video to fall asleep to I'd have enough money to quit my job
same this was my firsy ever game grumps video
@@RabblesTheBinxyoure a nerd
@@RabblesTheBinx wow, i bet you’re a blast at parties
@@kelseybarton I am, in fact. Everybody loves the bartender.
One offs never disappoint, ever.
Link to your profile picture please?
Default Bowser Go to rule34.xxx, search Lucario. It's not hard to find porn of Pokémon. So annoying when this guy comments and everyone just talks about his profile picture...
John Pablo What about Naughty Bear?
That wasn't a One-Off, and it was still pretty redeeming towards the end.
Letonintendo Ur just jealous you can't fuck a pokemon
Every character in this game looks like they were designed in the Nutshack intro
IT'S THE NUTSHACK
“Busy Scissors” does have the same number of syllables as “It’s the Nutshack”
@@Kn1feShift I totally forgot that those 4 words are the entire intro
Nutshack baaabyyy
never before have I screamed PRESS A louder
Homie_Jason I'm more focused on your profile picture than the actual comment, can't stop laughing
Your profile picture goes perfectly with your comment.
Homie_Jason Were they not?
They only sprayed the top part of the hair, when they were supposed to spray the bottom part too
your pfp goes with the comment
Woah, at 0:35 he said "Makes the Admiral look bigger" and recently in the EO2 playthrough, speaking as the old guy he said "My penis: I call it the admiral."
Is there a point to this? No. Just wanted to point it out.
+PenguinHQ lol yeah he meant his penis by saying 'admiral'
+PenguinHQ Omg, I JUST finished the Endless Ocean series and went here to see this video and I just got that xD
dang you are finer than china I know, that's what I was pointing out. :P
I wonder if Dan gives the Admiral a tiny hat?
+Epitome of Trash™ Homestucks everywhere (~‾▿‾)~
"...Sasha, problematic girl. She doesn't quite fit in with any situation." I don't know why, but that just came out as so sad it was hilarious
This was my first game grump video... Perfect
Empress Empolion Yeah, it was my first Game Grumps Video too. But I could only finish watching it like 3 months later, because the game is so annoying :/
Lilith the only reason I stayed was because of their commentary
Empress Empolion I couldn't. I switched onto another video, and that was the one that kept me watching.
Mine was Goof Troop ep. 1 :3
Mine was Captain Novolin
"'Can I get some service?' JUST A MINUTE!" Me: Actually dying
Maya Beney Draws lol I'm at work eating lunch in the break room and I just busted out laughing and I forgot that like 15 people are around me
u guys need to play girlsgogames... AS A SERIES
YEEEEEESSSSSSS
ImNotADorito RVTAEE I remember when it used to be filled with unique and fun games. Now it's full of bullshit
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Are you sure that you didn't just convince yourself that it was good?
@@justaperson4656 you sure you didn't convince your self you had worth as a person?.. (im quoting your name)
@@emrahalien2972 w h o k n o w s
I dated a hair stylist and this is exactly how I pictured her day going.
I love how you can only choose from generic middle aged white woman names
And middle age white woman hair styles
But yet, no Karen option, because it doesn't end with an A
Sasha is very much not just a white woman name.
9:07
*Arin*: "Perfect... this is a great way to get you staAAAAEBEBHAAHLH"
(me dying of laughter)
*Arin*: "...like, they're all just creepy freaks... BAAAHHALALALAALAHA.HEEARRRRUU BELLELELUHH BHLAHL"
(dead)
"I wanna be Sasha cuz that was the name of my dog."
*_My dogs name is Sasha._*
ON THIS EPISODE, OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE...
+Sarah Hauser my dog too lol
+Sarah Hauser heavy: "Who touched Sasha?!?!"
Sasha is the name of my cousins ex. She's dog enough. Can I join the twilight zone? Lol
not to burst your bubble but Sasha is a pretty common dog name 😂
hi im sarah too ❤
Is this the PC version of Bloodborne?
It's the prequel, actually!
Hairborne
Fear the hair.
Frownigami pc masterbaitor
nah the xbone version
Frownigami The funny thing is; It's a Wii :o
"you look great at home"
Me:*eating a whole bowl of cubed watermelon that is worth the whole melon itself, sitting criss cross with no pants on and in a huge Hisoka t-shirt while covered in dry paint from working on my mural all day, with my hair up in a very loose and messy bun while my glasses are completely smudged*
Me: awe thank you
"you look great at home"
//laying in my bed double chinning to hell with Nutella all over my face in nothing but boxers and socks with a box of cheezits spilled all over my stomach with the coner a cheezit broken off and stuck in my belly button//
aw thanks bb
"You look great at home"
Me: *grossly shoving my mouth with chips. at two in the morning with no makeup on, crying my eyes out and trying not to throw up*
Me: awe thank you
"you look great at home"
me: *sitting in a computer chair sloppily eating popcorn
with my hair up in a messy ponytail, with smudged glasses
resting on the end of my nose with food stains on my pants and
shirt and with a stuffed up nose*
me: awe thanks fam
Metal Bat is beautiful
Me: Laying in my bed contemplating when I should wash my face.
Same
That's not the money you are charging, that's the money you have, DO YOU NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BUSY SCISSORS? GOD DAMMIT IT'S THE FUCKING BEST GAME EVER.
Chill
Lmao
No matter what game they're playing, the Grumps will always find a way to misunderstand at least one part of it 😆
Who else yelled at the screen SHAMPOO THE BOTTOM OF HIS HAIR! in the beginning?
Me
Scrap
Me too
I mean, irl it’s not good to shampoo the bottom of your hair because it’s more damaging
beep beep Not to sound rude but it's a shitty game so it doesn't matter
Mr. Chef of TF2 MEEEEEEE
I'm italian and when i was young, when we had lira, the tooth-fairy would leave me 20,000 Liras
I think this needs a Dan-exclusive facecam so he can continuously run his fingers through his hair.
Agree. When Dan pushed his hair back I was thinking, “Hey I wanna see”
I feel mildly uncomfortable when they say my name in this episode...
Sweet name though
Noice
dude the one time they were coming up with a random obscure name and they said my FULL NAME
I melted at 14:41. Dan saying sweetheart has melted me.
I'm amazed how far and further the games they are playing are to bloodborne.
GameTheist Further, or closer?
WalkerGallier "Further, or closer?"
Him: "...further..."
GameTheist It's amazing how your grammar is like there at when its not but it still is if you dont understand
I could consider this father than Jelly Bellies.
MMMStudios1000 And what about the mother?
"How do you fuck up at this game?"
-Dan
But Arin already had...
Alex Stewart
A perfect summary of the show...
Thanks Busy Scissors! You're the game that made me fall in love with the grumps. I'm forever in your debt.
Has any girl ever _liked_ playing a video game like this that was aimed directly at them?
***** Can we count Tomb Raider and those Pokemon games where you get to pick your player character's sex?
***** Never heard of that one.
***** I think it's more about cynicism and greed. Crap out a game and reap the revenue. That's not just a girls' game strategy. _[Stares daggers at many crappy licensed games.]_
***** Yeah, that happens quite a bit.
+Amber Ruther say that to Kim kardashins fashion phone game that sold over $100 million in a few months 😃😂😢😭
the rich get stupider. 🔥 💵🔥😌
the first five minutes is arin shampooing a guys hair
"I... I don't think its possible to fuck this up."
Wait, they recorded Petz Horse Club *before* this video?
Jesus, they must have a crazy backlog of videos...
really?
Either that or in their spare time they play little girls' games to laugh at them and possibly find new Grump material.
Actually i think they've played another horse game, and Dan just got confused, also, I'm a year late
2:45 "it looks like Lorenzo needs a Shampoo and Condition." *gives him just a shampoo*
Why did they make Lorenzo sound like Maximilian Pegasus?
'Cuz nothing says swag like a weird single millionaire inviting children to his castle and 'play with cartoons'
Sassy Nick He just wants the children to see his Funny Bunny.
Sassy Nick For their grandfather's soul, even.
Walrus814 I need my luscious hair washed, Kaiba booooyyyyyy.
Walrus814
"Pegasus, it's time for your sponge bath."
"Mmmmmm..."
20:27
The guy glances at the mirror and realises she has no reflection. His expression goes blank and his face freezes with fear.
Lasombra hair dresser: So, like, you know about Stacy, right? That capital B-itch stopped coming because I only open at night... Well, SORRY Stacy, I'm not changing my whole way of life because of your preference!
Client: O____O
Hair dresser: You mind if I take a sip? I'm sooo parched, you wouldn't believe, I'm about to frenzy!
Client: O__________O
Hair dresser: Thankyouuu *proceeds to succ blood*
I had my 15 year old cat put down today... i had him since he was born when i was two. I feel like shit so i went on youtube and clicked on the one video thats guaranteed to make me laugh. THANK YOU GAME GRUMPS
Paige Edwards OK? Sad story but don't really need to share it with the world do you?
sorry for commenting my appreciation for the creators of the video.
Paige Edwards My bad...
This is super late, but I'm so sorry about your cat. Losing a pet sucks. Watch the Sonic 06 episodes if you need more laughs!
Adrian The Seedling Umbreon why u gotta be an asshole?
10:47 - Oh, dang! Foreshadowing! :D
This was INCREDIBLY hard to watch... They wasted minutes ignoring the bottom of his hair...
... Still though, Felicia Foppish, amirite?
WolfBane well tbh you're not supposed to shampoo the bottom of your hair, that's for conditioner only. shampoo is too drying for the probably not so oily ends
WolfBane They also seem to confuse the money you own to the money you will get which isn't shown till you complete the job.
are u sure it wasnt hard to watch cause the game fukin sucked
slendy9600 I've seen so many worse games that this game actually interested me.
Danny Danny Danny! If you're trying to grow your hair out its faster if you get haircuts every couple weeks. What you have to do is ask for a "Dusting"' which means that they take an inch off your hair to encourage growth, it makes it grow faster and gets rid of split ends.
You also need to be careful and don't use cheap bobby pins because the give you split ends when you pull them out, and make sure to be gentle when handling your hair when it's wet, because it's easy to pull shit out and give yourself split ends. And for gods sakes get a a flat iron! Just using hair essence isn't enough. But if you prefer the curly look don't brush your hair in the morning! It weakens the protein bonds in your hair and make it look frizzy.
Oh my god I've been waiting to say this for so long.
dude look I know this comment is 5 years old but reading this like really helped me with taking care of my hair in a basic manner
@@strawbebbby so atleast ur comment is new but, cutting you hair does NOT make it grow faster, im currently in cosmetology classes. Cutting the ends does prevent the split ends from traveling up and ruining more hair, but cutting your hair, again let's say this ,
DOES
NOT
MAKE
IT
GROW
FASTER
@@strawbebbby and again using heat directly gets rid of the natural oils in your hair and weakens it and ruins your hair faster
Who's watching Danny and Arin play a $5 game? This girl.
6:13
*MOOORRREEE*
"Jesus christ Arin alright!"
*"AAAAAAAAGGGHH"*
From the Amazon page...
"Manifest Oranj, the game's developer, spent months working with industry experts to emulate the real hair styles used in the game. Each salon technique was demonstrated and filmed by the team, before it was re-created in 3D and designed as a mini-game."
From this playthrough...
No.
Spot the difference.
The pretentiousness hurts
the wii sucks
Darrian Weathington Nice opinion.
+Jacques the Comic ikr 😎
It's not the Wii you have a problem with - I have some games, and they're rather good - it's all the shovelware released for it.
"'Let's see who's in my guest book!' It's just empty."
Makes me giggle every time. 😹
Not ONE scissoring joke? Not one?
"No, I'm definitely doing it right"
Really Arin, you sure about that? 🙃
Whitney Cavanaugh Arin always does the correct things. :D
Danny saying sweetheart is life...
Not me in 2022 hearing Dan mention THE ADMIRAL in the first minute of the video holy hell
I can confirm as a cosmetologist that this is exactly how it is like. All of it. To a T.
"I like em' tiny"
fuck i lost my change.
I'm a cosmetologist and I have a sam villa brush set. The paddle brush is only like 18 dollars.
Don't worry. xD
I dont care about Bloodborne at the moment. FINISH FIRERED! THERE IS ONLY 1-3 episodes Left!
Jimmy7780 I fully agree with this.Though if I made this exact comment, I'd have added Trauma Center as well.
silversalamence10 *cough* Punch Out *cough*
Thomas Bennett *cough* I know Punch-Out was completed, Danny kept his promise. *cough*
silversalamence10 Not Punchout for wii though.
Jimmy7780 I stopped watching Bloodborne as soon as I saw how normal they made their character... I was quite disappointed.
so, they mentioned playing Petz: Horses in this video, released almost a full year before they released video of them playing Petz: Horses. HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT RECORDED??
I was about to comment the same thing omg
"I like them tiny" welp, this 5'10 girl will never get her hands on his Admiral, sigh.
youre 5'10? lucky, im 4'10...
La Crowned Gamer same I’m 5’9 :/
I'm a average height of 5'5 lol
Im like 5'2" maybe even a bit smaller... it sucks
Rebecca Stanage at least you’re getting Dan’s “admiral” 😆
Busy scissors sounds like a great yet dirty time to be had.
Shit, other people already said it. I guess I'll go stab myself to regain my honor.
Jason Roof With busy scissors?
This is the number one video youtube recommends me
10/10 Like Skyrim but with hair styling
99.5%: The deep dialogue tree and complex relationship AI makes for a great RPG experience, whilst the ground-breaking gameplay makes you FEEL like an actual professional hair dresser! My only complaint: I can't give 100%!
Am I video game journalist yet?
"I like em tiny. Makes the admiral look bigger."
Me being 185 pounds with a big stomach ~ "Whelp."
two years later and dan’s “oh sweetheart” still fucking kills me i’m so gay
does it still kill you??
22:00 Gotta love a stylist who blow dries hair with a severed flamingo head. So chic!!!
Alright, time for some Busty Scissors!
... Wait. That's not the title.
7 years later and I still say “is this my boutique ?!” at least once a week.
Forever until I die, when I think Sasha, I think fucking Potato Girl.... I fucking love potato girl.
TheSecondBeef
Because I didnt even know of her until just now when I looked her up.
FiresGameX I think of a moped.
FiresGameX When I think Sasha I think of the Heavy's minigun from TF2 and then the potato girl from AOT
FiresGameX I think of the Sasha doll from the Bratz doll collection
I think of her and Agent Sasha Nein
Queue the angry fans asking for Bloodborne.. (puts up GIANT flaming shield)
D3ADM0N5T3R Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Splits Ya
D3ADM0N5T3R you post in every video .-.
Drop your shield
D3ADM0N5T3R While they aren't playing Bloodborne they should play Phoenix Wright I would watch the shit out of that
Not every video
Who else sill waiting for someone to animate this masterpiece?
I'm subbing just for this. I used to play this game and I swear I thought that I was the only one who knew about it because my mom claimed "It's collector's". Admittedly I had a lot of fun playing it. Wii (hehe) still have it too. That was many years ago...
I love how switching hairstyles in the beginning is enough for the entire game to stop and load. This game has to pause to load a f*cking jpeg.
This is the first Grump video I've actually watched. These guys are hilarious. xD
game grumps videos are so chill, especially with old silly games like these
listening to the music in the background I can literally hear 4 different sounds from the preset garage band sound effects. Quality Game.
On one hand I was like "Arin, shampoo the ends of Lorenzo's hair, dammit" but on the other hand I was like "Arin, don't shampoo the ends of his hair because he obviously lightened it to get that fabulous color and the ends of his hair are probably really damaged and shampoo will make them worse so just let the shampoo from the top of his hair rinse out any impurities in the ends instead of directly shampooing them."
This game is a bunch of poopy ass diarrhea.
So was I! Arin was doing it correctly to real life, you don't want to shampoo your ends, especially on lightened hair. But the game demands the wrong way.
this was my childhood, im about to cry i remember playing this so much its bringing back memories
I was watching P.T., (Pleasant times) and now I'm watching... This...
Let's be honest this one is scarier
Margaritaville
The foreshadowing of Dan getting his hair did for the 10 minute power hour tho
as a hairdresser, i can tell you with confidence that this game represents every client ever
nobody is 100% happy no matter what
so yeah, the answer to the question at 15:28 is a resounding YES
3:43
Erin made a remark about how this yellow/golden hair was now Super Sonic's hair, and dan chuckled midly.
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.
Not 'till Sonic Adventure DX.
This was the first grumps video I ever saw and I come back to revisit it some times to remember me laugh-crying and finding my favourite channel
Every once in a while I come back to this video. I always find it in my recommended videos. I love it.
No one noticed that you obviously washed Lorenzo's clothes, too.
A year ago, today. Still 10/10
3:58 - 6:40 As a person going to hair school, this is exactly how we wash someone's hair. 😂 Constant spraying of shampoo and popping bubbles for more time.
I've come back to this episode so many times now and it still makes me laugh
@2:18, That music kinda reminds me of ...
"It's Coming Up ... It's Coming Up ... It's Coming Up ... It's Dare!"
Matthew Miller The song's just called 'Dare' it's by Gorillaz for future reference.
Biggles I know. ^^
"You've got to _press_ it _on_ you!"
I'm going to pretend that you didn't compare Gorillaz to a game called BUSY SCISSORS!!
"You've got to think it. That's what you do baby. Hold it down dare"
11:13 just imagine someone looking like Cameron walking down the street making that sound 😂
There is something about them messing up the haircuts thats so fuckibg funny
9:35 "If you turn the picture down" 😂😂
I've watched this video many times, but I finally decided to look up a picture of Dave Nevarro to see if the guy in the chair really looks like him - it's spot on.
0:52 “Is this not your childhood game?” -Arin
Lol This genuinely was one of my childhood games, I had it on Nintendo DS
When Danny was like "Aw sweetheart," I felt myself die a little it was so cute
what about now?
This was the first Game Grumps video I ever watched and it still makes me laugh as hard as it did then
"I like 'em tiny."
-Dan Avidan 2015
When your soul shatters as you watch this as a licensed cosmetologist.....
how long ago did they film the petz horses that is out now...?
+Brett Wodon Exactly! I'm not the only one who noticed that...I guess it really depends
I was just rewatching this. Didn't care about it at the time but now that Petz Horsez is out I'm kinda confused
I think Dan was referring to the Horse game he and Ross played on Steam Train
sciencmath ahhh if course thank you
No, he straight up said "Petz Horses"
“Stop talking to nobody, I’m angry with your service!”
Somehow, I always find myself back here and I don’t know why.
Everyone's crying out for Bloodborne, I must be the only person subscribed to this channel who is genuinely hoping they go back to Sakura Spirit.
I feel your pain. That shit was hilarious.
Thecuregalore94 For me it's Luigi's Mansion, Trauma Center and Fire Red.
***** Oooooo! Yes.
Thecuregalore94 we can only dream my friend...
***** thank you! n_n
0:34 😜you can take what he says way out of context!😂LOL!!!
"I like them tiny because it makes the Admiral look bigger"
This was my first official introduction to game grumps, thanks for getting me through some tough shit these past few years