I wasn’t trained to do that I just can’t hear for shit. Also if I don’t like the person ordering I’ll ask multiple times and still fuck it up. Benny if you’re reading this, fuck you
On behalf of frustrated customers and employees both, I appreciate you. But serious life advice, from experience. You should get a better job. If you're excelling at fast food, its time to move your resume forward. You're probably more qualified than you think.
I appreciate the story as a a customer, but it also irritates me just a little as someone who used to work at a deli counter. There’s a certain script you’re taught to go by, or that you get kind of plugged into by routine. If a customer comes up and gives you their entire order in one sentence, it’s really irritating! You need to go step by step and it takes longer to put a sandwich together than that. How many sandwiches do you think I make in a day? I’m not going to remember all of your instructions thirty seconds from now because my short-term memory has been trained to let go of that information as quickly as possible.
(You're Welcome) 0:05 - Japanese Restaurants 2:12 - Subway 5:10 - Young Dong 6:59 - Sonic (game and restaurant) 7:36 - Famous Dave's 9:37 - Applebee's 12:22 - Union Plaza Diner 13:23 - Sloan's 15:19 - Whataburger 16:58 - Waffle House 18:50 - Burger King 20:48 - Olive Garden 20:57 - Denny's 21:30 - Bennigans 25:13 - Wendy's/White Castle (Dan wasn't sure) 26:34 - Some pizza place (No name given, but indian accent used) 28:05 - Restaurant in Japan (Again, no name) 31:54 - KFC 34:11 - Kabob Restaurant (No Name) 35:36 - The Griddle 37:31 - Burger Express 38:36 - (No Specific Place, Just Talking About Pizza) 39:43 - Cracker Barrel 40:00 - Home Country Buffet 40:27 - McDonald's 41:35 - Islands 42:09 - IHOP 43:08 - Chili's (BTW these guys have killer texas cheese fries) 43:38 - Red Robin's/Umami Burger/Slater's 44:17 - Chipotle 45:01 - Samurai 46:05 - Sonic (Again)/Wienerschnitzel 47:04 - McDonald's and Wendy's (Again) (Also Shake Shack) 47:47 - Godiva 49:00 - KFC (Again) and Wendy's (Again) 50:07 - Taco Bell 53:14 - Little Tokyo (Featuring a JonTron mention)
As someone who worked at subway, we are trained to put less veggies than others because some are stronger than others. Also we ask the same question so many times because we are worried about everyone in line and want to make sure the sandwich is made right. It's not to be an inconvenience to the customer or anyone else. Also if you ever come in and there's someone on a laptop sitting in the lobby who looks very professional we're probably getting out shit fucked up by a higher up so we're stressed. Please be kind to your local subway workers
Applebee's story: Arin: yeah, we were eating. Then Suzie and i just looked at each other like- Knuckles: how do we get out of here? I hope im not the only one who died at that timing
As a former Applebee’s employee, everything is frozen and/or bagged. Front of house may seem nice, but the kitchens are… certainly not. I left that job the moment I had a better opportunity.
In case anyone is curious, Famous Dave's is a barbeque place that gives you a ridiculous amount of food. Like, they litterally serve it on a garbage can lid. Like a garbage can filled with barbequed food and corn bread thats supposed to be for only 2 people. I went there with my dad on Easter once. It was alright.
I mean you say that like that's what every meal comes as. The meal that comes out on a garbage can lid is a special order that you make. They do A Feast for Two and A Feast for four and it's a great value for your money
dan's "i'm sorry we don't serve dessert here" story reminds me of every time i go to the grocery store for a particular snack and they don't have it i imagine what it'd be like to lie down on the floor and just start crying
Lol that happened to me the other day. I finally decided to be over dramatic and dropped to my knees, shouted out "DAMNIT!", and the employee was so stunned lol. They tried being polite, but pieced it together that I was joking when I got up and said "Nah, it's cool. I'll just get the tenders instead.". You gotta pick the right time and place to not get kicked out
Reminds me of going to a Walmart my friend works at to get some some Jokers mint chocolate chip madness and Harley Quinn black diamond daze ice cream but there was none and I just went “NO! NO! FUCK!” My friend asked me what’s wrong and I just wanted my ice cream
the first time i went to a Chinese restaurant, i was going to get ice cream, and i dropped my spoon. As soon as it hit the floor, some random ass lady (who i can only assume worked there), started screaming at me in Japanese. I started bawling (i was 8), and the lady tried to slap me. So that was pretty wild
@ 41:30 Dan: “Yeah. I would get, like, a chum bucket.” Arin: *chuckles* “ ‘Chum bucket’?” Dan: “Yeah, you never heard that term?” GrumpClips: “Sure have!” *immediate cut to Spongebob footage*
OMG I HAD NO IDEA! WHAT HAPPENED? ALL IT SAYS ON THE WIKI IS “On September 19th, 2018, Conrad and O’Donovan announced on their respective Twitter pages that they would be splitting up amicably due to reasons connected with Holly’s recent move to Seattle.” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! 😭
31:38 me: *an employee at mcdonald's* arin: "sick mcdonalds burn" dan: "yeah well they burn themselves" me: *looks at the burns all over my arms and hands* ....
as a former employee, yeah I've burned myself multiple times and I don't even work in the kitchen...kitchen staff had it much worse, most of them have scars
It always breaks my heart when I hear old clips Ross talking about how much he clearly loved and cared for Holly. I hope he knows he didn't deserve what she put him through.
Fun fact, my friend who is part chinese, his dad's name was Bang Long. He even has a street named after him, I believe in Memphis, but I could be wrong about that. Bang Long Drive!
Dan thinking that he's cursed for only needing to go to the bathroom once a week is insane to me. I would much rather have to chart out one hour a day to poop for the rest of the week rather than have to deal with my four or five times a day pooping.
This actually helps me so much in my anorexia recovery -- it helps me view food as something normal and something that shouldn't be taken so seriously, and just in time for Christmas! Thank you for this compilation, it's WONDERFUL!! :)
This is the best thing I've read all day! Thank you for this. I'm glad you're finding things that help you. It makes me smile and feel a little more hopeful about my own stuff. :)
Merry belated Christmas! I’m so glad that you’re finding peace in your recovery. Keep up the awesome work! Have a wonderful new year when it comes xxxx
Disco Kid I dunno, after hearing his subway story he sounds really upset about the entire process. Plus in the Breath of the Wild series he gets worked up about the cashier at Target asking if he wants to separate the eggs or or what and he acted like he was asked something inappropriate. I love Arin and all, he just seems really difficult.
@@joshhale9355 im 99% sure he's exaggerating when he says stuff like that lol, he's said before in a few grump episodes that he hates being served on and tries to make people work as little as possible
Joshua Hale that’s probably what’s going on internally when he is going through those things but is perfectly pleasant on the outside. Much like dan’s green tea ice cream story at the start of this video.
@@AsuraBoss Yeah, that's true. It's only at its best when the usual cook doesn't make it. I think his name is Sum Dum Fuk. Just ruins it in some way everytime.
You want to talk about foreshadowing, go to William Osman's RUclips channel and watch the ten or so videos leading up to the video where his house burned down...
I worked in food service and once we had a... rather pushy customer who ordered a sandwich that, when it was brought to her, did not have enough onions. She got up, walked straight to the kitchen and loudly asked, like at the top of her lungs, "Can I have more ONIONS, *please*?" And I had to try so fucking hard not to laugh while taking another customer's order because it sounded EXACTLY like Arin's Subway rant
I never thought I would enjoy listening to two idiots talking about food but some-fucking-how this is my favorite compilation. Dan and Arin have such a good dynamic
@@FuzBrain it was more of Holly not wanting to live in LA anymore, I think. They still split amicably, and if its meant to be they'll be together again someday
Fuzbrain Holly wanted to live somewhere with a lot of trees. That was literally the only reason. Then she moved to Seattle. What kind of person ends a 6 year marriage because of fucking trees?
we have like 5 different waffle houses in my city, i've only ever eaten there when i was half drunk and leaving a party, and it was delicious every single time.
Danny lived the same area of New Jersey I grew up so when he talks about anyplace when he lived in New Jersey....but Famous Dave’s are here or miss you got to go in the summer
thank u for these very specific but always good comps! I love sleeping to them or having them as background :') merry Christmas to us and merry Christmas to you as well!
Its because of Arin's subway rant that the second I got a job at a place similar, I asked customers to just write their order down and I'd watch the lettuce amounts on the ones i made 😂 thank you Arin for making a generation of sub shop employees better
The sheer artisty in display with this comp when Dan brings up chum bucket and then you transition to them playing battle for bikini bottom is truly inspiring.
Holy shit I just choked on my cereal when Dan said Union Plaza Diner. I’ve been there before and I know exactly what train he’s talking about. I think the train broke a few years ago since I never see it run anymore. Pancakes are good though
Ever since the Subway story, I've noticed that they started putting just a single row of spinach leaves, so now I specifically ask them to " just destroy it with spinach" to get the amount that I want. I can't be upset because sometimes I meet a Grumps fan in the process.
I wonder how many times in Danny's life he's said the phrase, "Penchant for putting an extra lilt," because I feel like he words that "Crazy Bread" statement the same way every time. XD
40:37 - I like the Double Quarter Pounder (with cheese) a lot. So much meat, so much cheese - it makes me happy, especially when coupled with a large order of fries. :D
Emily Smith the sprite in Arizona Mc Donald’s could charge you phone,laptop,iPod, iPad, the entire nation of Bosnia oddly enough our tea isn’t to bad but still gross
Arin: "I LOOOOVE Waffle House" *1 minute later* Arin: "Burger King is the most disgusting thing on the planet" Dude...like what the fuck is wrong with Arin's taste buds?
44:33 - "I don't wanna sit through the rigmarole of like, 'It's extra.'" - Arin, it takes virtually no effort to respond, "That's fine." Gosh, everything is such an ordeal with you. XD
When I was in China I ate at a restaurant/jade boutique called Long Di (translates to Land of Dragons or something like that) and my friend and I couldn't stop laughing at it the whole time we were in the country.
At subway we’re literally trained to repeat everything back to the customer. Literally my least favorite part of the job lmao
Trash Dove Makes sense, food orders are tough.
I understand that, but I hate it cause then my introverted self needs to talk more than I intended to
At chick-fil-a we were taught to repeat orders, offer upgrades to meals, and be overly (somewhat suspiciously) nice.
I wasn’t trained to do that I just can’t hear for shit. Also if I don’t like the person ordering I’ll ask multiple times and still fuck it up. Benny if you’re reading this, fuck you
@@guerilla3633 XD
Arin's subway hatred story is what makes me such a damn good Subway worker
On behalf of frustrated customers and employees both, I appreciate you. But serious life advice, from experience. You should get a better job. If you're excelling at fast food, its time to move your resume forward. You're probably more qualified than you think.
Honestly same
Glad you’re a proud subway sandwich maker . . . Now fucking make me a sandwich, you loser
Zap A Bee Fart That’s a YIKES ™️ from me dog
I appreciate the story as a a customer, but it also irritates me just a little as someone who used to work at a deli counter. There’s a certain script you’re taught to go by, or that you get kind of plugged into by routine. If a customer comes up and gives you their entire order in one sentence, it’s really irritating! You need to go step by step and it takes longer to put a sandwich together than that. How many sandwiches do you think I make in a day? I’m not going to remember all of your instructions thirty seconds from now because my short-term memory has been trained to let go of that information as quickly as possible.
"I'm just serving icecream then *WHOOPS* theres vagina"
This is my new favorite quote
XD
(You're Welcome)
0:05 - Japanese Restaurants
2:12 - Subway
5:10 - Young Dong
6:59 - Sonic (game and restaurant)
7:36 - Famous Dave's
9:37 - Applebee's
12:22 - Union Plaza Diner
13:23 - Sloan's
15:19 - Whataburger
16:58 - Waffle House
18:50 - Burger King
20:48 - Olive Garden
20:57 - Denny's
21:30 - Bennigans
25:13 - Wendy's/White Castle (Dan wasn't sure)
26:34 - Some pizza place (No name given, but indian accent used)
28:05 - Restaurant in Japan (Again, no name)
31:54 - KFC
34:11 - Kabob Restaurant (No Name)
35:36 - The Griddle
37:31 - Burger Express
38:36 - (No Specific Place, Just Talking About Pizza)
39:43 - Cracker Barrel
40:00 - Home Country Buffet
40:27 - McDonald's
41:35 - Islands
42:09 - IHOP
43:08 - Chili's (BTW these guys have killer texas cheese fries)
43:38 - Red Robin's/Umami Burger/Slater's
44:17 - Chipotle
45:01 - Samurai
46:05 - Sonic (Again)/Wienerschnitzel
47:04 - McDonald's and Wendy's (Again) (Also Shake Shack)
47:47 - Godiva
49:00 - KFC (Again) and Wendy's (Again)
50:07 - Taco Bell
53:14 - Little Tokyo (Featuring a JonTron mention)
The 28:05 place is called Zauo
I'm pretty sure 38:36 is Little Caeser's
@@simonlee4504 I think you're right lol
The hero we don't deserve
:o
Ily
arin : im not huge on green tea
dan: "... *WHA-* ''
That part killed me lmao
Timestamps 30:30 if anyone is wondering
@@TrueDiesil It's actually 2:08
The only time dan has come close to clipping the audio.
Weeb card REVOKED.
Ross: "Oh no! Gonna get divorced!" oh no...
:(
Big oof
That....didn’t age well.
I'm not 100% clear on why it didn't age well?
Edit---
Never mind, I decided to Google something for once. I gotcha
I can hear the crickets...
Arin: "We went to applebees and we were both looking at each other like..."
Game: "how do we get outta here?"
10:56
As someone who worked at subway, we are trained to put less veggies than others because some are stronger than others. Also we ask the same question so many times because we are worried about everyone in line and want to make sure the sandwich is made right. It's not to be an inconvenience to the customer or anyone else. Also if you ever come in and there's someone on a laptop sitting in the lobby who looks very professional we're probably getting out shit fucked up by a higher up so we're stressed. Please be kind to your local subway workers
Reed Nordness
That is such a chad thing to say in the comments
MORE ONION PLEASE
That and y'all get way underpaid.
Dan says Chum bucket and the video immediately jumps to SpongeBob. There's no way that was an accident.
Thought the same thing
I was about to comment about that to XD
Duh... a talentless thief will make the obvious play, every time.
@@BobHatesRUclips Don't be like that please.
WHEN? I MUST KNOW!
Applebee's story:
Arin: yeah, we were eating. Then Suzie and i just looked at each other like-
Knuckles: how do we get out of here?
I hope im not the only one who died at that timing
9:04 n it was after Dan saying how the charachters were thinking n saying stuff on how Arin was feeling.
I actually wouldn't be surprised if that was partially why Danny laughed right after that sound clip came up.
I definitely caught it and you better believe it killed me
The blue thing said that, not the red one.
As a former Applebee’s employee, everything is frozen and/or bagged. Front of house may seem nice, but the kitchens are… certainly not. I left that job the moment I had a better opportunity.
Dan is like a half made human being, like he was born 8 months early.
-Disfuntioning sweat glands
-Problematic digestive system
-Freaky thumbs
-and next to zero hate for most things
And his dad once let him and his sister swim in a toxic waste dump.
He was born from a big egg.
8 months huh.
Half would be 4 and a half months early. Not 8. 9 Months is pregnancy. Not 16
In case anyone is curious, Famous Dave's is a barbeque place that gives you a ridiculous amount of food. Like, they litterally serve it on a garbage can lid. Like a garbage can filled with barbequed food and corn bread thats supposed to be for only 2 people.
I went there with my dad on Easter once. It was alright.
I mean you say that like that's what every meal comes as. The meal that comes out on a garbage can lid is a special order that you make. They do A Feast for Two and A Feast for four and it's a great value for your money
I like famous Dave's it used to go their when I lived in southern ca.
dan's "i'm sorry we don't serve dessert here" story reminds me of every time i go to the grocery store for a particular snack and they don't have it i imagine what it'd be like to lie down on the floor and just start crying
Lol that happened to me the other day. I finally decided to be over dramatic and dropped to my knees, shouted out "DAMNIT!", and the employee was so stunned lol. They tried being polite, but pieced it together that I was joking when I got up and said "Nah, it's cool. I'll just get the tenders instead.". You gotta pick the right time and place to not get kicked out
@@tatersalad76 I unironically LOVE that you did that, fun way to get your emotions out
Oh please stay alive forever
You are the best kind of person
Reminds me of going to a Walmart my friend works at to get some some Jokers mint chocolate chip madness and Harley Quinn black diamond daze ice cream but there was none and I just went “NO! NO! FUCK!” My friend asked me what’s wrong and I just wanted my ice cream
@@tatersalad76 but on the real it wasn't okay I should have gotten the food.
Speaking of tacky Japanese restaurant names, there is a Japanese restaurant in my town named "Japanese Food".
EAT
Now that's just lazy lol
Sounds delicious and not at all generic!
There's a China King in my town
I mean it’s not a lie?
the first time i went to a Chinese restaurant, i was going to get ice cream, and i dropped my spoon. As soon as it hit the floor, some random ass lady (who i can only assume worked there), started screaming at me in Japanese. I started bawling (i was 8), and the lady tried to slap me. So that was pretty wild
Holy shit, that must've been scary. What did your parents do?
What did your parents do
*what did your parents do!*
*_WHAT DID YOUR GODDAMN PARENTS SAY?!?_*
WHAT THE HELL DID YOUR PARENTS FUCKING SAY
I'll never get tired of Arin's Subway story.
I live right next to one and it hits way too close to home.
Hahahah... hahahaha.... close to home... that’s... actually really funny. 😂
Arin: I’m not huge on green tea
Danny as soon as he dies: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!!?
@ 41:30
Dan: “Yeah. I would get, like, a chum bucket.”
Arin: *chuckles* “ ‘Chum bucket’?”
Dan: “Yeah, you never heard that term?”
GrumpClips: “Sure have!” *immediate cut to Spongebob footage*
I was hoping someone commented this, I was gonna comment it if I couldn't find it
Fucking clever!
"I Fart, I Don't Fart, I Shart" -a tragedy in three acts by Ross O'Donovan
Arin: "So we ate, like, $40 worth of Applebee's, and we're looking at each other like..."
Knuckles: "How do we get out of here?"
MORE ONION PLEASE
Moar onion plz!
O N I O N
It's funny because I hate subway because of the onions. They never change their gloves so my sandwich always tastes like onions. Ugh so gross.
@@pattyfranco827 pussy boi
Came here just for that story and this comment.
Oof at Ross predicting his divorce
Big oof
i thought this was a joke, and then i looked it up. wow.
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OMG I HAD NO IDEA! WHAT HAPPENED? ALL IT SAYS ON THE WIKI IS “On September 19th, 2018, Conrad and O’Donovan announced on their respective Twitter pages that they would be splitting up amicably due to reasons connected with Holly’s recent move to Seattle.”
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! 😭
Holy shit I didn’t know that! They were so cute together...
30:30 Ross: Oh no, I'm getting a divorce
Me: **sweats intensifies**
Freudian statement
Yeah, and the "Holly hates animals getting hurt"
31:38
me: *an employee at mcdonald's*
arin: "sick mcdonalds burn"
dan: "yeah well they burn themselves"
me: *looks at the burns all over my arms and hands* ....
As a former McDick's worker, can relate. My hands look like a horror movie.
as a former employee, yeah I've burned myself multiple times and I don't even work in the kitchen...kitchen staff had it much worse, most of them have scars
Ok, so, here's a compilation: Stories that we never got the ending to
It drives me nuts when I watch an episode and they just get completely sidetracked
please no, i can't handle that stress
I'm actually curious which stories they've left unfinished such as Jennifer dumping Arin
ZainR which episode was that he mentioned?
@@blastketchup4953 battlekid episode 3, it was a bit xD
"I don't like green tea" - Arin
"stunned silence* ..... "... .. .. . WHA!?" - Dan
6:01 there’s a pho place in the ghetto part of my town called “Pho Real”
Some where in the country, there's a place called Pho King. The employee shirts say "How can I Pho King help you?"
@@jacobbrennan6489 It's in my city! :D
Punny pho restaurants are a joy forever.
Just wanted to add that there's a "Pho King Good" restaurant near me.
see I love it when they play on words XD
It always breaks my heart when I hear old clips Ross talking about how much he clearly loved and cared for Holly. I hope he knows he didn't deserve what she put him through.
young dong is my rapper name
When you die, do you want one of your legacy rappers to be Kid Cock?
So when you enter the scene how many tattoos on your face will you have?
Give me your link to your SoundCloud.
Fun fact, my friend who is part chinese, his dad's name was Bang Long. He even has a street named after him, I believe in Memphis, but I could be wrong about that. Bang Long Drive!
@@Margar02 I cant stop laughing
Ross: Oh no, I'm gonna get a divorce
Me: :(
Too real
Whats the time stamp
@@placeholdername3818 30:30 is when he starts and 30:32 is when the line is uttered.
oh no did they actually get a divorce
@@Zefuhh How recent was this? I only just found out Holly and Ross were ever together
Okay but the transition from the "Chum Bucket" story to them talking about "Islands" while playing Spongebob was absolutely genius.
16:27 " I shit too much "
never in my life has someone said something more relatable
Dan thinking that he's cursed for only needing to go to the bathroom once a week is insane to me. I would much rather have to chart out one hour a day to poop for the rest of the week rather than have to deal with my four or five times a day pooping.
This actually helps me so much in my anorexia recovery -- it helps me view food as something normal and something that shouldn't be taken so seriously, and just in time for Christmas! Thank you for this compilation, it's WONDERFUL!! :)
Merry Christmas. A stranger on the Internet wishes you happiness and good health in the New Year. :)
This is the best thing I've read all day! Thank you for this. I'm glad you're finding things that help you. It makes me smile and feel a little more hopeful about my own stuff. :)
Merry belated Christmas! I’m so glad that you’re finding peace in your recovery. Keep up the awesome work! Have a wonderful new year when it comes xxxx
this is so wonderful!! have a great christmas!!
Happy to hear you're finding positive ways to cope on your path of recovery. Hope you have a great New Year ♥ ♥
I feel like Arin is a really hard person to serve at restaurants
Joshua Hale I think it’s the opposite, unless the place he’s eating that does some off the wall shit 💀.
Disco Kid I dunno, after hearing his subway story he sounds really upset about the entire process. Plus in the Breath of the Wild series he gets worked up about the cashier at Target asking if he wants to separate the eggs or or what and he acted like he was asked something inappropriate. I love Arin and all, he just seems really difficult.
@@joshhale9355 im 99% sure he's exaggerating when he says stuff like that lol, he's said before in a few grump episodes that he hates being served on and tries to make people work as little as possible
His opinion on fast food changes every day lmfao
Arin, starving: McDonalds sounds so good right now..
Arin, normal: mcdonalds is fucking disgusting
Joshua Hale that’s probably what’s going on internally when he is going through those things but is perfectly pleasant on the outside. Much like dan’s green tea ice cream story at the start of this video.
5:25
I don't know about you guys, but if I'm gonna have some Young Dong, I need to have it with some Cream of Sum Yung Gai. It compliments it so well
But then there’s Sum Ting Wong
@@AsuraBoss
Yeah, that's true. It's only at its best when the usual cook doesn't make it. I think his name is Sum Dum Fuk. Just ruins it in some way everytime.
These comments are blessed
is that a mf fitz reference
2:10 I love that little “WHAT-“ that was probably responding to both him saying he doesn’t like green tea ice cream and him dying a cruel death
An hour long compilation?!
Merry Christmas, indeed!
You bet! Haha. Game grumps is always best in 1 hour doses.
Well grump compilations are almost always an hour long (give or take)
"I ain't talking about my 🅱️agina!" (33:35)
I love how Arin got angrier and angrier talking about Subway, he sure revived those moments.
I actually went to Subway and made Arin's "Bad Experience" sandwich, and it's my new favourite thing to get-
Same that’s my go to every time I eat at subway
Listening people talk about food while im sitting here by myself watching them play video-games while at the same time being very hungry
Ooooh noooo. That divorce joke in the Stardew Valley story hit me right in the feels man.
Breidisc Yeah I was like “Hehhehh....oh wait.”
I was like the stock image of that old man clutching his chest in pain
“oh no I’m getting a divorce” - Ross ...foreshadowed.
You want to talk about foreshadowing, go to William Osman's RUclips channel and watch the ten or so videos leading up to the video where his house burned down...
TAG Media could you tell us the foreshadowing instead of us having to watch videos?
I worked in food service and once we had a... rather pushy customer who ordered a sandwich that, when it was brought to her, did not have enough onions. She got up, walked straight to the kitchen and loudly asked, like at the top of her lungs, "Can I have more ONIONS, *please*?" And I had to try so fucking hard not to laugh while taking another customer's order because it sounded EXACTLY like Arin's Subway rant
Damn, these videos always make me feel better when I'm sad. Keep making these
Ikr great stories
I never thought I would enjoy listening to two idiots talking about food but some-fucking-how this is my favorite compilation. Dan and Arin have such a good dynamic
Whenever Dan talks about Jersey I’m always suspicious that that he lived in my exact area and or my exact house
Glad to see Holly had her priorities straight, nearly breaking down over a fish but willingly cheating on her husband
Why would u even say dat
Hearing Ross joking about divorcing Holly makes me sad ): They were so good together.
There is always a chance they'll get back together, but they're probably both still happy.
Didn't know they are divorced til today... Fuck... Here's to hoping they get back together.
Guys, obviously something was wrong in the relationship if they split, and they both will have better chance at being happy while apart.
@@FuzBrain it was more of Holly not wanting to live in LA anymore, I think. They still split amicably, and if its meant to be they'll be together again someday
Fuzbrain
Holly wanted to live somewhere with a lot of trees. That was literally the only reason. Then she moved to Seattle. What kind of person ends a 6 year marriage because of fucking trees?
2:09 bro that scream dan gave out when arin said he wasn’t a fan of green tea killed me😂
41:34 did anyone else appreciate the transition from Dan saying Chum Bucket to a Spongebob Game Grumps episode?
we have like 5 different waffle houses in my city, i've only ever eaten there when i was half drunk and leaving a party, and it was delicious every single time.
Danny lived the same area of New Jersey I grew up so when he talks about anyplace when he lived in New Jersey....but Famous Dave’s are here or miss you got to go in the summer
Arin: I'm not huge on green tea.
Dan: WHAA..
that belongs in a perfectly cut screams compilation.
26:12 "I de-der-ve dat" was the most underrated line in this entire compilation that got a genuine cackle out of me
"I find southern people very delicious~"
Me, a Southern gay man with an attraction to Danny: OoO
Don't worry, you'll have him all to yourself someday.
The best kind of gay man
if the subway story isnt in here I will unsub lol
edit: well that was quick
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This is making me hungry for like every restaurant in existence.
The way he says “we both looked at eachother like” and sonic saying “how do we get out of here” is so perfect
"These poor people thought you were just being a jerk, but you had shit in your pants" is one a quote for the history books :'D
thank u for these very specific but always good comps! I love sleeping to them or having them as background :') merry Christmas to us and merry Christmas to you as well!
Rally Massey they are weirdly specific😂
Arin's Subway story gets me EVERY single time...
Its because of Arin's subway rant that the second I got a job at a place similar, I asked customers to just write their order down and I'd watch the lettuce amounts on the ones i made 😂 thank you Arin for making a generation of sub shop employees better
That Subway story is the most real thing thing I’ve ever heard.
The thought of Dan, a grown adult person, going to Applebee's and eating chicken nuggets is just hilarious to me
"I killed a fish, were gonna get divorced."
Us in the future: 👀
The sheer artisty in display with this comp when Dan brings up chum bucket and then you transition to them playing battle for bikini bottom is truly inspiring.
Grumps: say KFC is gross
Also Grumps: do a KFC-sponsored video in 2019
And say it's delicious which it is.
Holy shit I just choked on my cereal when Dan said Union Plaza Diner. I’ve been there before and I know exactly what train he’s talking about.
I think the train broke a few years ago since I never see it run anymore. Pancakes are good though
I live in Florida, and when I heard Arin mention Sloan's I nearly exploded out of my chair going "I'VE BEEN THERE! I LOVE SLOAN'S!"
Ever since the Subway story, I've noticed that they started putting just a single row of spinach leaves, so now I specifically ask them to " just destroy it with spinach" to get the amount that I want. I can't be upset because sometimes I meet a Grumps fan in the process.
I wonder how many times in Danny's life he's said the phrase, "Penchant for putting an extra lilt," because I feel like he words that "Crazy Bread" statement the same way every time. XD
As a technically regionally Southern person, I also find Dan tasty.
Thanks for the 1 hour Christmas gift!
40:37 - I like the Double Quarter Pounder (with cheese) a lot. So much meat, so much cheese - it makes me happy, especially when coupled with a large order of fries. :D
Only Game Grumps could render and hours worth of content talking about restaurants...
im finding out they have really high standards about fast food
Nah fast “food” is just disgusting
"Fast Food" and "standards" don't belong in the same sentence
RVCKLVSS what about “if you eat fast food you have no standards”
@@MiserableMidnight oh, you're still here?
Yeet
“Sweet tea so sweet you cough”
A FAT MOOD. Kansas is the opposite. Tea so mediocre you want to die. Our McDonalds sprite hits different though.
Emily Smith the sprite in Arizona Mc Donald’s could charge you phone,laptop,iPod, iPad, the entire nation of Bosnia oddly enough our tea isn’t to bad but still gross
cosmo dow this is the greatest response I’ve ever got. I need to visit Arizona!!
as a fellow kansan i confirm
I've lived in North Carolina my entire life and I've NEVER been able to stomach sweet tea. It's WAY too sweet for me.
"Send your most unarmed delivery man!!"
Arin: "I LOOOOVE Waffle House"
*1 minute later*
Arin: "Burger King is the most disgusting thing on the planet"
Dude...like what the fuck is wrong with Arin's taste buds?
You went to famous daves and didn't have the ribs?
"I'd get a chum bucket..." _switches to Spongebob_
Now that's how you do a transition
I love how, to include the Subway rant, you had to make the sacrifice of implying that Subway is a restaurant. *A soul for a soul*
35:28
*Dan:* That sounds disgusting
*Arin:* Do you want it?
*Dan:* Yeah I want it
Arin: I won't speak for Markiplier but he said Crackerbarrel is his favorite restaurant.
Me: *flashbacks to the barrel*
"I was serving ice cream and whoops there's vagina" god I love these guys
44:33 - "I don't wanna sit through the rigmarole of like, 'It's extra.'"
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Arin, it takes virtually no effort to respond, "That's fine." Gosh, everything is such an ordeal with you. XD
Ross: "Oh no! Gonna get divorced!"
And look what happened...
Famous daves is rad
If I could only eat the cornbread muffins for the rest of my life I could die happy
When I was in China I ate at a restaurant/jade boutique called Long Di (translates to Land of Dragons or something like that) and my friend and I couldn't stop laughing at it the whole time we were in the country.
Thanks for this. Needed something to listen to while cleaning the house!
These compilations are getting so wildly specific
I am very confused as to what Famous Dave's Danny went to cause here in Chicago that restaurant is the absolute bomb and everyone loves it.
I’ve watched about half of this so far and all I’ve learned is that besides Wendy’s Arin has terrible taste in food
Bold of you to say Applebee's and Subway are good
Regular Username Applebees has some of the best steak salad ever and Waffle House is 100% garbage including their waffles
@@Riceblizzard well, I mean, so far I have more likes. If you get more like then I will admit I was wrong
Regular Username he now. Has more likes. Admit you were wrong pls
@@Riceblizzard *_YOU TAKE THAT BACK, WE DO NOT DISRESPECT WAFFLE HOUSE IN THIS HOUSE_*
I miss Kevin... he was adorable
i am part southern and i am extremely pleased to hear that dan finds us delicious.
Holly... Ross... No...
Now I just feel bad...
Does Dan know Applebees is one of those chains that essentially just reheats food?
I love these videos
Dan’s description of Arin with that stack of pancakes is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.