Mario's Early Years: Preschool Fun - Game Grumps
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But guys, this may be the darkest Mario game of all time. Think about it for a second:
Mario, Peach and Yoshi are floating on a raft in the middle of the ocean, no familiar territory in sight. They must have been floating for days as Yoshi is starving, Peach hasn't been able to shave and Mario...well, Mario looks the same, but we'll get to that in a second.
They're trapped in a land ruled by a disembodied, monotonous voice who forces them to complete numerous, seemingly childish puzzles for all eternity; all the while she neither truly praises their success, or criticizes their failures, with any real emotion, almost as if it's a pointless endeavor.
Now the darkest part...What of Luigi? He's not present on the raft yet is clearly visible on every island for no other reason than to be awoken from his slumber. He never joins them, he never helps, he just...sits there...watching. Could it be that, while stranded at sea, Mario killed Luigi and ate him for sustenance? Could it be that his friends didn't help and that their collective punishment is to be banished to this nightmarish realm, forever haunted by the image of their guilt?
...HAHAHA! Nah! This game is just stupid.
Chuck Greene
Ooooh, that bait is so tantalizing, dare I take it? I'm trying to watch my figure.
Put that on the wiki
So it's like a mario version of SAW?
...Interesting.
jockslap
Be my guest, though be careful, I have no idea where it's been.
It sucks, but it makes for a Hell of a video!
Ah, yes. Everyone's favorite Mario character...
Cow.
He has great adventures.
Confirmed for SSB5.
Fuckin moo moo meadows!
Dude, does anyone remember playing as Cow in Super Mario Galaxy? Made a great game greater.
Spoiler alert: When it turns out that Cow was the mastermind behind it all in Mario and Luigi Dream Team I flipped my shit. They ruined a perfectly developed hero by making him into a villan. Years of adventures ruined meaning nothing because Nintendo had to have their twist ending.
You know that there's at least one kid out there who begged their parents for months to get them super mario world, and when their birthday finally rolled around, they got this, and their parents likely said "They're both mario games! What's the difference?"
The poor child
Those parents are the WORST!
@Frogger nothing ever happens, no one is allowed to pretend fun things for fun
One is a game the other is just school
I can't stop repeating that "Moo" at 0:46 Dan is so fucking adorable
TeenyDots that works for me
TeenyDots it was actually at 0:47
he's a funny idiot
The Dino Genesis As Stewie Griffin Once Said "His Brains Messed Up But Its Funny"
The comment section glitched and was one video behind, and :46 in the video was Dan talking about buttsex... funny coincedince
Zack and Cody suggested this game? :O
Suite.
Pastel Demon 2 years later and I hope you are ashamed of that pun
Totally...
4 years later and I hope you are proud of that pun
@@edwardgarcia409 2 more years later, and I know you're already gone, but get out. Now.
@@gleeful823 lol
One of my favorite one-offs of all time.
+PenguinHQ You picked the one that is THROBBING.
Mine is Drakken
+TrevLord 686 mine has to be teletubbies
mine is the Amazing World one xD
Wolfy Pasta The teletubbies one was great too
"I made it drink gasoline"
Two men, one almost 40, one almost 30 at the time of this upload, are playing a preschool game.
Sublime.
Bacxaber one is married
Suite
Literally Zack and Cody sent them this and no one said shit
Zack ? Damn it suite life
wait, please verify
Zack ? They did idiot
Solstice and smash No one in the comment section, you birth defect.
Huh. Didnt notice.
13:46 is that a fucking hitchhiker's guide reference on the chalk board?
Oh, it totally is.
That was the only redeeming quality for the game. HHGTTG reference. the comments has brought me joy for once.
One obscure reference: 1
Yeah I thought it was as soon as I saw it
What?
"They're gonna have 6 fingers."
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE AUTHOR
Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
*spoilers for season 2*
Stanford! What are you doing on Game Grumps?
+CharliChu I'm trying to solve this world's greatest mystery
How these two idiots are popular 😂
+Dandelion Petal Second Episode Of GF Right
Stanford is my favorite character in Gravity Falls.
FIND the EPIsode ThAt HaS ThE mOST SExuAL InUeNDos
YoUVe SelEctAED A SeRIES
NoW fIND tHe ePIsode ThAT HaS The mOst SexUaL INuENdos
EPIC YARN WHEN ARIN AND DANNY TALK ABOUT THE FIRST TIME THEY MASTERBATED OR WHEN DANNY TOLD ARIN ABOUT THE TIME HE TRIED TO SUCK HIMSELF OFF.
MeLMeL Animations/Other Stuff
which ep was this
Garrett Swanson Rainbow Falls, I think.
Stovon Onoverse SR Pelo?
Honestly, Luigi in this game sounds more like Meowth than, well, a fat Italian.
/
+Ian Helm that works fa me!
Luigi isn't fat
+androofren The original Luigi is.
He sounds like Mario from the super mario brothers super show
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
Clip Art: The Game
Naw, that's Art Alive, the poor man's Mario Paint.
THAT WORKS FOR ME
Bahaha!! But it's sooo great! I'm sure the 63rd installation is dropping this summer!
When I said I wanted them to play another Mario game...I didn't mean this.
JohnJohnsonLetsPlays nice reference
Look at what you've wished for.
I like your icon
Unrelated but I love your remixes man
Peach looks absolutely TERRIFIED in that classroom and I swear something happens to her face after they finish counting the chalk at 14:56.
They look like tears, ether that or her face is turning blue.
The color of the screen changes a bit
In the counting room, I was terrified that when Arin clicked on the sign to leave it would just say, "ONE sign. ZERO escape."
And they would never leave.
Is it just me, or does it seem like Arin and Dan are... happier? Or at least, making more silly comments and "wacky" jokes?
I think it's safe to assume the obvious: Mochi's been dripping LSD onto their beverages.
Mochi is a diabolical kitty indeed.
JohnJohnsonLetsPlays Or he's in charge of public image. xD
***** The cost is less LSD for himself... and maybe some droplets for Mimi, and Ross' cats.
***** Nah. Generally they're on catnip. But Mochi has a lot of shit to deal with, and needs to see some rainbow-patterned mice floating around, from time to time.
Hen LP Tripping is a really bad idea when youve got shit to deal with tho, you've really gotta be in a good place, ANY kind of negative feel is an instant bad trip
Welp that's enough education for me today.
They should make graduate play this at their graduation ceremony.
Sadly, I'm still in school, so I'm going to be subjected to more education.
Obviously someone here never graduated
I DONT NEED NO EJUKASHUN!!!
Wat evin iz en eddjewmekashun?
"Find the two balls"... Works for Me!
Who knew a single quotation mark could matter so much
8:46 Well, the ''Z'' is used in writing to represent the act of sleeping (sometimes as 'zzz' or 'zzzz'). It is used because closed-mouth human snoring often sounds like the pronunciation of this letter.
Zed zed zed zed 😴
1:33 I want this laugh on constant repeat for an hour. Can someone do that?
10 minutes would be acceptable.
YES SOMEONE MUST DO THAT!!!! XD
Twilight moon 55 I really hope some one dose that soon. X3
someone needs to make a remix of that laugh
+DarkBluefire91
trupati siddhpura ?
Animation starts around 3:56 hope that helps. :)
Thx
JustSomeBlueGuy thanks I just got here from that lol
Thank you
Thanks. You know us too well X)
JustSomeBlueGuy I- THANK YOU-
That Nega-Yoshi bit had me in tears. Someone needs to animate that.
If anyone's looking for it, it's from 4:40-5:30
Did anyone else notice the hand with the popsicle coming out of the pipe?
It was trying to reach up Peach's dress
me
Sam W. literally as soon as I read that it came up.
THE WHOM
Oh look. A game at Arin's level of skill :3
ITS OVER 9000!!!
@Darkquill Maroon He kills it as Soulsborne lol
Oh shitttt
@@Pandora234able Not always. Remember when he walked past the chloranthy ring in Dark Souls 3?😤
This is still over his skill level
Goose says "Honk!" Cat says "Meow!" But ... "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?"
LANDMASTER!!!
FIRE!!
HERE I COME!!
One of these things is not like the others
GHAAAAAN!!
wait.. a whale and a flower? isn't that a hitchhikers reference?
That's exact what I thought!
lel
Yay someone else realized it to.
Negative Influence because programmers put in random references into games they get bored designing. I can pretty confidently assume that's what happened.
Negative Influence the same reason adult humor makes it into Disney movies for children. There would likely be a parent or adult that's playing this game with a toddler, which I would hope would be the top age for their target audience, so it gives the adult in that situation a reason to be able to enjoy it at least a little bit before wanting to kill themselves again
Those first 30 seconds made me run out off breath and die for a second
I take that back. THE WHOLE VIDEO DID!!!
"Gently. Massage, the. PROSTATE"
Minerocks43
"What the fuck."
The three words I use to describe this game.
Most fitting.
LOZMV "That works for me!"
"It is snowing"
The three words I would use to describe guess what.
Melker Lönnehed "...on Mt.Fuji"
This thread is starting to scare me.
15:52 ARIN SOUNDS LIKE LINDA FROM BOBS BURGERS
caroline st. martin LMAO
Do you think the developers actually tried to put in a Hitchhiker's Guide tot he Galaxy reference with the potted flower and whale on the chalk board, or was it just coincidence?
I thought that too!
@Negative Influence maybe they were bored
if it were nintendo, it definitely would be but this company for certain does not give a shit
SHOW ME THE OPPOSITE OF FUNNY
YOU CHOSE-- Ross.
THAT WORKS FOR MEEE!!!
Honestly, yeah
This game was like cocaine to me when I was 4.
A 4 year old on cocaine is both a hilarious and a tragic image.
Tragilarious?
***** I read that as tragilicious at first glance. Haha
hey kid you want some mario preschool days don't tell your parents or the cops you understand me?!?!?!?!
THAT WAS COCAINE, LUIGI
This was my first game grumps video all those years ago. Every year i go back and watch it for old times sake
Yeah this and teletubbies were my first grumps episodes
11:06 "uh. Want some vitamin *D* ? "
Salty Pear no
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
this didn't get enough laughter
12:55 OH GOD Peach looks absolutely terrified.
You know that thing they do in some anime where they make the top of someone's face darker (sometimes with blue lines) to show that they're unnerved, afraid, or otherwise stressed... yeah, she totally has that going on.
I lost it when Danny said ...moo... in the beggining
They should make kids play this when they first enter kindergarten, and again at their highschool graduation. Show progress.
Every last bit of it! Oh the torture!
This would be the true challenge for some people.
I was having a really bad panic attack when I saw this in my recommended, and I was laughing so much that I started to calm down again. Game grumps truly is the best cure for when you're upset lol
3:24
"That cow is fucked right now!"
I can't stop laughing at that part!
At least it doesn't say "part 1"...
Such a shame
Good. I feel the Grumps are at their best doing one-off games like this.
Well, there's Mario's Early Years: Fun with Letters.
Indeed XD
Sloth and then you get to a pretty fun minigame of hide n seek with the police
Exam time! Cows go:_____
Moo! Its moo! Correct!
Thanks Grumps! Now I earned my master's degree! Learning is fun!
*****
That works for me!
Pop quiz
Find me the one that is on a stick
Lollipop or taco
You pick lollipop great job you earned a bachelors degree! That works for me
I earned my bachelors degree playing this.
Screw school or any of that. All you need are shapes and animal sounds. Now I'm a multi-millionaire discovering the cure for cancer. This game is an educational journey.
Definitely one of my favorite Game Grumps episodes. From Dan and Arin imitating the voice to trying to add lore to the activities and everywhere in between, it’s just great. No matter how much the game sucks, leave it to these guys to make it fun to watch lol
"That is the opposite of hard!"
"THAT WORKS FOR ME"
I really hope they play Sonic's Schoolhouse after this.
I hope they didn't lie in the outro ( 17:19 )
Me too.
Let me guess, it's just like this, but with Sonic?
Sonic Schoolhouse...? Oh. My. God. That's a real thing, isn't it? I think it is! I think I used to have a copy when I was like, 4 years old. Oh, fuck me, I haven't thought about that in a long time...probably with good reason.
Dartanyan Elson Kind of. Its not nightmarishly bad, but its still not good.
Eight also rhymes with Masturbate
This is fact.
That works for me!
Yes, Arin said that. Good to know you watched the video too though.
***** He said M bate and it didn't process to me until I re-watched this episode sorry about that XD
And mastigate!
Dude I clicked on this not expecting for a secret memory to be unlocked I freaking had this as a kid and loved it
I need to see a Ihsoy Creepypasta
Thief Eli there is one
15:00
*I'm so happy I thought of all the same rhyming words as Danny*, except I rhymed 8 with "done".
"Choose things that are the opposite of hard"
I can do that. I choose Danny after he saw this game's version of Peach.
then i unpaused and they made pretty much the same joke
stay in school kids
I hate to say something about this video that is not based on the commentary, but did this game peak anyone else's anxiety to a vast extent?
it reminded me of every toy i grew up with in early ninets that had a voice box all sounded like that weird shit
The way they react to the terrifying Yoshi gets me everytime
god that laugh at 1:32 i've never heard arin laugh like that. amazing
1:57 "I'm a Duck!" Lol
3:57 - 5:27
You're welcome. ;)
Thanks
okay this made me laugh so much more than their Mickey Mouscapades episode! X'D
This is still my favorite game grumps video for some reason
NO JOKE, I USED TO PLAY THIS GAME WHEN I WAS LITTLE-
10:18 you've- created- Tsar- Bomba!
... Was that a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference on the chalkboard?
16:17
Arin turns into JonTron
Illuminaughty confirmed
I call on a vote. Who votes that the Game Grumps should play titles from the Living Books collection? They were some of the most nostalgic CD Rom's I had when I was but a child and it would be awesome seeing their reactions to some of the weird stuff that happens when you click on stuff.
Yes yes yes yes
Hell yeah! :D
Hell yes :3
Technically that would be Steam Train but either way YES!!! Which one should be first The Tortoise and the Hare or Little Monster at School?
I not only had this game growing up, but I also had it's companion game, which was sort of the same thing but with just letters and numbers games. My mom still makes reference to the "that works for me" line, and then immediately asks what it is she is referencing because she just remembers hearing it constantly when my brother and I were tiny and not where specifically she heard it.
"Anything can be an island with Kevin on your side!"
That's why they call him Kevin the Legend!
13:20
Well if the grew 6 fingers they would either be the one who killed Inigo Montoya's father or the Author or Both.
My name is inigo montoya, the preschool child in mario's early years killed my father, prepare to die
Finally, a game for Arin's skill level... and he still fucks it up half the time.
This is probably my favorite episode. Love the jokes about the robotic voice!
Where's Guild Grumps?
Where's Grumpcade with Markiplier?
Where's the new Guest Grump?
Where's Pokemon?
Where's Jon?
I have no clue
Possibly on the way, God only knows
Still don't know
Arin has to train the Pokemon to be stronger before he fight the Elite Four
Gone
stuck in arin's beautiful anus
Jon is quitting the Daily Show to work on his own family.
Cian He's gonna have DINNER on a SCHOOL NIGHT
*WHERE ARE THE DRUGS?!*
Fuckin Peach looked like the ginger bread man from Shrek in a wig.
This started out awesome already.
That turned away green headed figure looks like Pepe the frog with his face turned away.
Edvard Munch xD
grandma yoshi sounds like Linda from Bob's burgers
For those of you looking for the clip of the recent Game grumps animated go to 3:56
Silly Danny, "jizz" has TWO Zs, not one.
Arin's laugh at 1:32 brings so much joy to my life.
11:00 I love how Dan just stops for the sun and gets weirded the fuck out
2:06 meow :3
I wish they would stop talking over the games plot. I mean for fucks sake man
Good to know Captain Obvious is still out there, keep up the fantastic work
THAT. WORKS. FOR. ME.
Lol I'm sure you've heard this at one point, but you're at the totally wrong place if you want plot in let's plays.
nycolasthegreat His comment was definitely sarcasm.
Just clarifying for the ironically challenged, this is in fact sarcasm, correct?
2:56: Find the picture that makes this sound..."Wha'chu know 'bout waffles, Shrek?''
Could not stop laughing- especially at skinny yoshi and the kids with 6 fingers
I clicked on this thinking they played something other than fucking Mario Maker for once only to find out this was uploaded a year ago.
I'm in a waking nightmare.
I'm seeing colors in the sky.
I'm gonna copy this comment and see if i get more likes .
JUST Kidding (I know that you got pissed off the last time SOMEONE did that Xp )
Yoshi Yoestar MUDA MUDA.
Yoshi Yoestar Honestly that shit was hilarious.
I'm still laughing at the "What Yoshi, like, Adrift at Sea for 30 days?" Line
This made my day...LOL Peach looked like she was giving Mario the Stank Face the entire game. LOL : )
I remember wanting to get this game at a flea market when I was a wee lad because it had Mario in the tittle. Little did I know that it was going to be the worst games I've ever played.
Edutainment has a habit of doing that, really.
Arin's jewish mother's voice sounds like Linda from Bob's Burgers.
11:35 This is the part that made me straight up CRY. 🤣🤣
"I don't want to put the green ball on the overweight weird clown" is a great sentence to use out of context.
Who else noticed "The Prancing Pony"
I am inevitable
11:30
*snap your fingers*
11:35 through 11:56 i lost it that i began to laugh and rolling on the floor laughing for 15 minutes strait
13:48 Peach has seen it all. She can NEVER forget the horrors she witnessed.
This game has ducks! 10000/10 best game ever!!!
what a _duck-tastic_ game
Quek
It's spectacular or should I say speQUACKular
Ah. My favorite RoosterTeeth movie. Laser Pig.
I love it when these guys make me laugh out loud
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I defiantly broke something.
+celestial derp how do i +1 you on mobile
I had no idea this was a game.
There are actually a lot of lesser known Mario games, most edutainment.
Well Fuji February was a bust, maybe Macho Madness March will be better.
11:00 Peach is looking rather menacing in the back there... then the hellbear army that immediately follows her appearance xD
I love how only a few minutes in you assigned the child narrator the personality of Morrigan from Darkstalkers