Cause only truly nice people are aware of bad people. (And hence know how it looks like to turn it up to 100%) Bad people are common and most just see them as "normal".
Kevin: "who else hates call me Kevin?" *stops to address audience* "not you guys" Also Kevin: has a fan base that adores him, him playing games, him singing, him making friends in game...
@@ruth021 Child rapists are pathetic wastes of space who often get killed in prison for being lower than pond scum. Harmless, so they prey on those who can't defend themselves.
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kevin is the only youtuber that makes me forget about my problems and help me have a good time and see the good in life. i’m going through a hell of a rough time rn and kevin really really helps me and it’s just his energy and stuff that helps me distract from all the crap things in life. thank you everyone who read this far, and of course Callmekevin for helping us all through tough times
"Maybe if I treat the prisoners badly enough they will lock me up too" Kevin thats not how american prisons work, you can do whatever you want as guard
I can't get enough of his videos, as a fellow irishman its nice to see our people making it in the world and he is really helping me through my depression, thank you Kevin we love you
@@jediobiwan132 Oh man, the only reason I know about them is because I LOVE Sam and Max! I have a raggedy copy of the original graphic novel, played the original S&M Hit the Road game (I'd love to see Kevin play that too but it's super old and even more linear) and I watched the cartoon series too. Good stuff. :D Wolf Among Us would be pretty interesting to watch Kevin play lol... I don't remember most of the options now but I'm curious how it'd go if he just pissed everyone off. I'd like to see him play the Bone Telltale game too but to be fair that one was meh... great comic series though and there are rumblings of a cartoon series/movie in the works (I forget which but animated either way.) Maybe he should try some Nancy Drew games, if he hasn't already? XD
@@DoveJS @J. Stanley Yeah Sam & Max did seem like an old game when I watched a short clip of it, but sometimes the old classics are still great games today. Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic is one such game I think, Kevin played a little bit of it, but it is a massive game. And yeah, Kevin playing the Wolf Among Us game; he'd be trying to make him turn into a werewolf at every opportunity xD
@@jediobiwan132 Yeah, it's still great. I assumed Hit the Road would be hard to find since it came out in 1993 but apparently it's on Steam! Also, Steve Purcell did a few Star Wars crossover comics that are pretty good. :3 That said, it's far more linear than even the Telltale games so Kevin wouldn't have much space for any personal flourishes. True! Werewolf 24/7 and I'm down for that lol. Poor Bigby... poor Toad too. :)
"Today I go to the place I deserve to be sent to..." Me: mental ward? Kevin: "prison" Me: almost (btw this is a joke. I think Kevin is an amazing person ^^)
Can someone make a *"Call Me Kevin Simulator"* and it starts off with him getting hit by a car driven by no other than *Jim Pickens* with *Turg* riding shotgun?
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
Kevin, I just wanted to say that you lightened me up in my darkest days and you've made me laugh through depression. You've inspired me and my brother to start a channel one day were we can help people and make people laugh just like you did all of us
I just wanted to thank you Kevin for helping me thru the hardest times of my life no matter how hard shit gets I always make sure to catch your videos n I thank you for that 💙💚💛🧡❤️💜⛓🙏🏻
Will love to see a return of the desktop goose :D maybe you could bring him back in a future Among Us video? :) Think you can put you own photos to the goose and he will bring them on like he normal do with he"s own, for that could be more fun and something different for the goose as well :P
its usually extremely difficult to find a youtuber that doesnt make *that awful joke* whenever the topic of prisons comes up, and yet Kevin is right here being a decent and comfortable person. ur my favorite now
@@pumpkingreg6673 nope! im specifically talking about people joking about sexual assault in prisons. it's a huge issue for my PTSD, i end up blocking entire channels because i end up throwing the computer across the room and having panic attacks in the middle of a video.
Ah yes, the post to save my day lol. Had my wisdom teeth taken out today so this is greatly appreciated Kev :) BTW for anyone who may be nervous abt wisdom teeth extractions, it wasn't too bad. The most nerve racking part is when they're hooking you up to the machine & you won't even realize you've fallen asleep
With Kevin's luck, he'd go to prison as a prisoner and end up as the warden before the end of his first day.
It won't be luck, it would be his special talent of getting other people do things for him by talking to them alone.
@WaterMallin WaterBallin uh
congrats on heart
He would go to the wardens office and Jim Pickens would be waiting.
it's the luck of the irish, lads!
How does Kevin manage to be the nicest person on RUclips while at the same time being a complete psychopath
BRUH SO TRUE
I dont even know but you are completely right
Cause only truly nice people are aware of bad people. (And hence know how it looks like to turn it up to 100%)
Bad people are common and most just see them as "normal".
And the fact that he started such a wholesome community by playing video games as a psychopath.
the duality of man
Someone needs to make a Kevin Simulator so Kevin can play it.
Oh my goshhh, how do we arrange this? Where are the game developers? Can we pay them? Start a petition!
Yes please!
This sounds so interesting. Simulator of playing simulators (and among us ofc)
@@Carla-wk3mz it makes me want to learn how to code just to make it haha
He’d lose at it and hate himself more.
Kevin : beating up the prisoners.
The prisoners : *MiCkEy MoUsE's NoIsEs*
Okay, that is not how I sound!
@@mickey4697 Well...I think we are at least 70 to think that you sound like that, based on the likes 😂
@@luckyduchesse8924 it is painful to think that people think I sound like that...
@@mickey4697 wut
“putting me in charge of a prison was a terrible idea”
isn’t that literally every single sims video??
My thoughts exactly
But that's a great idea
Me: “Can we have Stanford Prison Experiment?”
Mom: “We have Stanford Prison Experiment at home.”
Stanford Prison Experiment at home:
😂
Pro: It’s ideally better because there’s only one abusive guard.
Con: That one guard is Kevin.
The prison choir will win every Grammy.
first
More like granny
Pepepopo will grant them grammy's
@@FemkjeMW …huh?
😂
Kevin: "who else hates call me Kevin?" *stops to address audience* "not you guys"
Also Kevin: has a fan base that adores him, him playing games, him singing, him making friends in game...
If Kevin was in charge of a prison, every prisoner would behave so they can get out of there.
Bro You're every where
oh yeah 100%
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 if you see him everywhere, aren't you everywhere too?
@@IamaPERSON dun dun dunnnn
@@anniedangerface Ms. ND, how are you?
I love how Hufflepuff had a discount House Baratheon Banner
“I’m gonna make you my prisoner” -CallMeKevin 2020
Oh come on, we all know that was Jim Pickens' mask slipping...
I'm OK with this
@@FruityCottonCandy hello, fellow person!
Yes daddy ! Lol
Say less
"He's fecking screaming at me like Pingu or some shit" 😂😂😂
Honestly one of the best quotes I've ever heard
rolmfao
"Putting me in charge of prison was a horrible idea"
Correction: Kevin is just roleplaying as the average prison warden
Wait it’s you
I'm just waiting for the prison riot.
It’s Justin.Y
Why'd you get here?
Dang u are hella early too
"He's cowering from the fire extinguisher, trying to punch me and is saying 'My ass is itchy' all at the same time"
- Kevin
cop: "you're under arrest!"
Kevin: "they launched the VR version! Hurray!"
Kevin: tasing the new prisoner
The new prisoner: NOOT NOOT
Prisoner: awebluh amuhq
Kevin: *Yes I would like money!*
"He kinda looks like me. Ohh and he's in a prison for murder, that's fitting."
Me: *wait... what*
Game: allows character customization
Kevin: instant like
Any game with character customization is god tier to me
For some inexplicable reason, I didn't expect Kevin to be so abusive to his-.. the prisoners.
Kevin: “He’s fecking screaming at me like Pingu!”
Me to myself : *noot noot*
Noot noot!
noot noot!
*noot noot*
𝓝𝓞𝓞𝓣 𝓝𝓞𝓞𝓣
noot noot
Character: Harmless
Crime: Rape
Hmmm...no, I don’t think that’s right.
There’s a murderer that’s harmless too, what?
Rapist was a child rapist, murderer was a child murderer. Problem solved, they're absolutely harmless.
I see Mini Ladd is in this prison.
@@lemonhoarder3054 I don't think you know what a child rapist is
@@lemonhoarder3054 i dont think child rapists are what you think they are 😃
@@ruth021 Child rapists are pathetic wastes of space who often get killed in prison for being lower than pond scum. Harmless, so they prey on those who can't defend themselves.
the fact that my roommate walked in the minute Kevin smacked on his headphones and made that "oOOoOoof" noise smh
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kevin is the only youtuber that makes me forget about my problems and help me have a good time and see the good in life. i’m going through a hell of a rough time rn and kevin really really helps me and it’s just his energy and stuff that helps me distract from all the crap things in life. thank you everyone who read this far, and of course Callmekevin for helping us all through tough times
I’m kinda late but I hope you’re doing okay
Kevin: “put simulation in front of anything and I’ll play it”
Graystillplays: “ah another man of culture”
m favorite comment! i thought the SAME thing!
Ah yes, a man of culture
These simulator games are weirdly hypnotic. Like roblox tycoon games
"Maybe if I treat the prisoners badly enough they will lock me up too" Kevin thats not how american prisons work, you can do whatever you want as guard
Kevin must have severe ear damage after all those "oof's
I can't get enough of his videos, as a fellow irishman its nice to see our people making it in the world and he is really helping me through my depression, thank you Kevin we love you
The only good thing that would come out of Kevin running a prison would be that there would be 100% reform from trauma
Helping the economy by creating jobs for psychotherapists
Good lad this Kevin
I love how this fell right in line with the stanford prison experiment so perfectly.
I was just playing Prison Architect earlier. Such a weird coincidence.
It’s so fun
@WaterMallin WaterBallin did he now?
The prisoners’ voices are kinda cute, makes me feel especially bad for them that Kevin’s their guard...
Kevin’s laugh after he found out he could make his own prisoner was so precious
I am in love with Kevin.
I know no one cares. But i do
@@Juli-zs1zk I am too:) and I care
Turg turg tuuurrrrggg turg trg turrrrrg turg turg
Helloooo turg! how are you?
“Character: Harmless, Crime: Rape” HMMM
Putting in you anything is a huge mistake at this point XD
OwO
I can take that in very sexual context y'know?
@@allucid4083 don't think too hard about it
@@IamaPERSON loool
i had a little storke trying to read that hahaha
1:28 any reference to "the incident" gets me
CallMeKevin Simulator would be a great tho
me: * escapes the prison *
some handsome Irish prison guard: * *pspspspsps* *
me: "guess I'm gonna go back"
Well he is right on one thing....
His name is Kevin
Hear me out on this...
What if it actually isn’t and he’s been “lion” to us?
🤯😱
5:26 "I found drugs in the risotto" lives in my head rent free now
I swear Kevin has like only 5 shirts,
me too
I personally like his "witch" shirt
How to impress Kevin in any game: Character Customization
Such a simple man
If Kevin was sent to jail it wouldn’t be surprising if FBI sees all those out of context videos he will definitely get a life sentence
I nearly choked on my soup when I heard the "DLC Oof" sound at 0:20 - ish
The Confession is hilarious if you're into weird, funny games. lol
Depends on what you mean with "weird, funny games" 😏
8:56 the boy with the unicorn tattoo… *pepper sprays prisoner* *cuts to an ad*
Pretty sure he’s been playing prison simulator in sims for ages
0:03 “to the place I deserve to be sent to-“
Me: a psych ward
Kevin: prison
Me: ah
I found Kevin through his TWD series, would love to see him playing the other Telltale games like Batman and Tales From The Borderlands.
I'd rather see him play the Sam & Max Telltale games or the Wolf Among Us. :)
@@DoveJS I never even heard of the Sam & Max Telltales games, they look interesting. And Wolf Among Us is another good one.
@@jediobiwan132 Oh man, the only reason I know about them is because I LOVE Sam and Max! I have a raggedy copy of the original graphic novel, played the original S&M Hit the Road game (I'd love to see Kevin play that too but it's super old and even more linear) and I watched the cartoon series too. Good stuff. :D
Wolf Among Us would be pretty interesting to watch Kevin play lol... I don't remember most of the options now but I'm curious how it'd go if he just pissed everyone off.
I'd like to see him play the Bone Telltale game too but to be fair that one was meh... great comic series though and there are rumblings of a cartoon series/movie in the works (I forget which but animated either way.) Maybe he should try some Nancy Drew games, if he hasn't already? XD
@@DoveJS @J. Stanley Yeah Sam & Max did seem like an old game when I watched a short clip of it, but sometimes the old classics are still great games today. Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic is one such game I think, Kevin played a little bit of it, but it is a massive game.
And yeah, Kevin playing the Wolf Among Us game; he'd be trying to make him turn into a werewolf at every opportunity xD
@@jediobiwan132 Yeah, it's still great. I assumed Hit the Road would be hard to find since it came out in 1993 but apparently it's on Steam! Also, Steve Purcell did a few Star Wars crossover comics that are pretty good. :3
That said, it's far more linear than even the Telltale games so Kevin wouldn't have much space for any personal flourishes.
True! Werewolf 24/7 and I'm down for that lol. Poor Bigby... poor Toad too. :)
"Today I go to the place I deserve to be sent to..."
Me: mental ward?
Kevin: "prison"
Me: almost
(btw this is a joke. I think Kevin is an amazing person ^^)
i want a voice pack containing every oof kevin made while putting the headphones on
This was actually very entertaining! Would love to see more gameplay!
That "ooooof" made be burst out laughing at work
"If there's any birthday money, I'm taking it!" LOL You couldn't predict this stuff if you tried! XD
Can someone make a *"Call Me Kevin Simulator"* and it starts off with him getting hit by a car driven by no other than *Jim Pickens* with *Turg* riding shotgun?
The prisoners noises makes this so much better
I would be really interested in Kevin playing more The Survivalist. I feel like its a very deep game and could be very fun!
Did you watch his stream yesterday? He played it there
I know. The thing i want is another Video.
Always keep posting good stuff
We need a "Call Me Kevin Simulator"
0:57 Character: Harmless
Crime: "M U R D E R"
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
💙
:)
@@anniedangerface yup
Ok you people can stop with these comments, he's done this for a long time.
@@ArcanistShion And you can stop being disrespectful, but until then, I think he should keep going.
"I want to make you my prisoner"- Call me Kevin 2020
POV- Your anyone associated with Jim Pickens but not the man himself
*dead*
Character: Harmless, Crime: Murder
Petition for Kevin’s new permanent intro to be 0:52
Whenever I feel bad, I always come to watch Kevin. It keeps my mind off of it, and makes me happier again.
The best channel I've discovered in 2020, always the best laughs and makes one smile! 😄😊☺️
This channel is an instant antidepressant 😂😂
"Kevin at the movies" made me actually laugh out loud.
Kevin, I just wanted to say that you lightened me up in my darkest days and you've made me laugh through depression. You've inspired me and my brother to start a channel one day were we can help people and make people laugh just like you did all of us
Day 6 of asking Kevin to play SCP Secret Laboratory
Yessssssss
Yessssssssssssss
That would be so chaotic ,but he would make so many friends
I hate to do this but my mom said I won’t be able to hit 1k subs by Halloween and I’m at 800 plz help
Kevin is an SCP himself
7:24 kevin just stole from himself
What movie is your pfp from
@@lo0neyt0ons44 rooster from the secret life of pets 2
I just wanted to thank you Kevin for helping me thru the hardest times of my life no matter how hard shit gets I always make sure to catch your videos n I thank you for that 💙💚💛🧡❤️💜⛓🙏🏻
0:25 I just imagined that noise as a text message ringtone, or even more annoying: every time you get a notification on your phone. 🤣😥
Aww you missed the setup for "Your Nachos? They're Not-chos now!". haha
Kevin: *Makes RTgame in Prison Simulator*
Kevin: "Hmm yea looks like me"
0:25 my new notification sound.
I just looped from 0:43 to 1:07 for five minutes, and've been literally crawling on the ground without breath because of laughing
Oh my god I can’t stop laughing at the noises they make hahaha
when kev said "i'll make you my prisoner" i didnt even blink because it just sounded so normal for him
"Today were going to the place i deserve to be sent to- Prison."
KEVIN WHAT DID YOU DO
i remember the good ole times when kev would play modded gta iv i used to love those videos
Zimbardo with the Stanford prison experiment be like...
That one prisoner sounds like Betty from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist lol
Such an under rated movie
Will love to see a return of the desktop goose :D maybe you could bring him back in a future Among Us video? :)
Think you can put you own photos to the goose and he will bring them on like he normal do with he"s own, for that could be more fun and something different for the goose as well :P
The picture of that pup in sunglasses at 2:25 adorable and cool
"I would pay for new oof noises"
*moaning oof noises*
After all his experience with prisoners in the Sims this just seems like the next logical step for Kevin to play.
The way Kevin plays this game, it might as well be called “American Prison Simulator”
nah too many white guys
@@tommoblue2296 very true
one of the best videos of yours in a while. i couldnt stop cracking up
I like how througyhthe first third of the video he thought he was going tobe a prisoner lol
1:28 that lil throwback was brilliant ahahaha
Day 1 of Reminding Kevin that he’s my favorite youtuber
I genuinely felt bad for the dude Kevin was tasering 😂 You never disappoint
“I’m going to make you my prisoner... I hope that doesn’t get taken out of context.” Has Kevin not seen the sims 4 series by callmeKevin?
This is literally just Kevin being the poor substitute teacher dealing with all the worst kids in class
Omg.. I had my speed set to .5 earlier and I couldn't understand why he was talking so slowly
its usually extremely difficult to find a youtuber that doesnt make *that awful joke* whenever the topic of prisons comes up, and yet Kevin is right here being a decent and comfortable person.
ur my favorite now
there are quite a few prison jokes but i presume it has something to do with a food?
@@pumpkingreg6673 nope! im specifically talking about people joking about sexual assault in prisons. it's a huge issue for my PTSD, i end up blocking entire channels because i end up throwing the computer across the room and having panic attacks in the middle of a video.
Ah yes, the post to save my day lol. Had my wisdom teeth taken out today so this is greatly appreciated Kev :)
BTW for anyone who may be nervous abt wisdom teeth extractions, it wasn't too bad. The most nerve racking part is when they're hooking you up to the machine & you won't even realize you've fallen asleep
Nobody ask you about your day.
@@ArcanistShion and nobody asked you to comment.
How was your day, M Ball?
@@IamaPERSON it was better than expected thank you for asking. How are you doing today?
@@mbell367 I'm pretty good, just chilling
If Kevin ran every prison like this, we’d have no crime ✨