As a guy that worked there. Yes. Yes your fragile package is thrown up into the back like a softball pitcher threw it. Dont blame them. They have to lift thousands of lbs an hour
mira veta I will blame somebody like their boss for not hireing more people because I’m sick of getting things broken Also what does lifting have to do with the massive stab wound in the back of my chairs backrest? Because it came like that
Hey Kevin! Thank you so much for playing our game Human Simulator! You’ve really got this ‘normal human’ down, awesome job! We hope you and your fans enjoy the game, keep up the good work! :)
Somehow Kevin looks less human in this video than he normally does and I don't understand why edit: I've figured it out, I'm not used to seeing him head-on like he is in the intro
I laughed my head off throughout this entire video. Terminator theme, "can you keep a level head?", "just 'cause it's true doesn't mean that it's right", your reaction to the explosions, the insistence on coffee... this is one of my favorite gaming channels on RUclips. I have to wake up tomorrow at 4:30 a.m. and I'm already not feeling good, but thanks for a hilarious way to end this weekend.
@@papajohn5279 yeah, I know my dude I was just being facetious 😊✌️☮️❤️🕉️ but I am definitely completely incapable of understanding anything related to the finer points of computers or coding or anything like that. My brain won't wrap around that stuff for some reason ✌️✌️☮️❤️🕉️✌️✌️
I can't describe how hard I laughed when mister Wilson made his grand escape at the very end. I literally replayed it like ten times. Needed that laugh very badly, thank you Kevin
"humans" make a human simulator so other "humans" can participate in human interactions like a normal "human", that is a very "human" thing to do. *winks inconspicuously*
As a nurse there are many ways to be barred from the ICU. Somethings include bringing in drugs, causing fights, the patient states they are not allowed in, etc
When Kevin was talking about the bus not being able to slow down or it would be blown up, it reminded me of that Father Ted episode where Dougle was a milk man, and the milk float was rigged with a bomb 😂😂
01:52 Considering how this game’s world is populated by scary clones, choosing to hire the radio actually might have been the sanest choice he could have made. Well done, Kevin! A life full of video games makes one an excellent judge of character after all. I’m reassured! :D
This morning I looked at one of my pairs of underwear, I was confused as to why the tag said "CallMeKevin" on it. I never gave him permission to invade my boxers! Yeah well, it was actually Calvin Klein. I'm just stupid.
What I think is funny, is that his intro was relatively normal compared to his other intros. Nailed it, completely Human. Or as Kevin would say it, “Completely ‘Uman.” X-D
That movie "The bus that could never slow down" you mentioned, it sure sounds a lot like that other movie, "Speed 2", only with a bus instead of a boat.
Day 187 of telling Kevin that he’s the best RUclipsr on this platform and we all love him Day 127 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama Day 48 of telling Kevin to sing Timber
I love how all these games use the same assets, like to think its all the same guy doing all these simulators. Hes both a cop, a thief and now a robot.
Day 1 of requesting that Kevin plays Ark: Survival Evolved. And, Kevin, as an individual with little experience in the matter, I think you mimicked a human adequately.
@@BoredMurphy You can expect our Lord and savior Jim's executioner in front of your door tomorrow. You won't get away with this. I will make sure of that.
THANK YOU!!! Now I know I’m not crazy either because I swear that Kevin has already played this once. I was so confused but at least I’m now the only one now.
me too!!!!!!!!!! I remember he commented on how he loved the fact the models were all the same and stuff like that. So confused because I can't find the video anymore????
Rule 1 of being a human: Do NOT twist your head 360 degrees. These are fantastic tips. Thank you.
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS and you also put down kids painfully. Don't reply if I'm right
Yes
Ok *nodding 90° up and down*
Sounds suspicious...
Yeah that usually ends your humanness.
i love the way he pronounces "human" like he just yeets the "H" into the next plane of oblivion
Uegh man
oml
Its cuz of the Irish dialect. Its an Irish thing, not a Kevin thing
youman
@@MerkhVision no shit
Kevin - Today we are being a human.
*Mark Zuckerberg furiously takes notes*
He zucks at being human
The REAL person! Ok, while I did laugh you should let yourself out
@@unknownid9276 I'll be here all week!
Write that down! Write that down!
@@pootispiker2866 *shows Patrick playing tic tac toe*
"I hope that wasn't fragile." - FedEx
As a guy that worked there. Yes. Yes your fragile package is thrown up into the back like a softball pitcher threw it. Dont blame them. They have to lift thousands of lbs an hour
mira veta I will blame somebody like their boss for not hireing more people because I’m sick of getting things broken
Also what does lifting have to do with the massive stab wound in the back of my chairs backrest? Because it came like that
Methuselah....
Maybe they need help if they’re going to furiously stab boxes with unknown items inside
@@Leon_the_wildcat ok well let me rephrase... Management needs both prison AND help.
Kevin I love how you dressed up as a human for this video, very creative
LOL
Such a trickster
@Now Unknown replying to every comment is my bit!
ImElegance me to very good cosplay
ImElegance Why are you everywhere!
Hey Kevin! Thank you so much for playing our game Human Simulator! You’ve really got this ‘normal human’ down, awesome job! We hope you and your fans enjoy the game, keep up the good work! :)
@arsenal_maxurs4401dang
@Arsenal_Maxursdont be an evil hater
Are you going to make any more games? The furst minute of this video had me laughing so much
Somehow Kevin looks less human in this video than he normally does and I don't understand why
edit: I've figured it out, I'm not used to seeing him head-on like he is in the intro
That English
@@d3adeye2k83 what about it?
@@IamaPERSON it is terrible
@@d3adeye2k83 eh, English may not be their first language.
@@IamaPERSON yeet
I laughed my head off throughout this entire video. Terminator theme, "can you keep a level head?", "just 'cause it's true doesn't mean that it's right", your reaction to the explosions, the insistence on coffee... this is one of my favorite gaming channels on RUclips. I have to wake up tomorrow at 4:30 a.m. and I'm already not feeling good, but thanks for a hilarious way to end this weekend.
The human neck is an extraordinary specimen, when threatened it moves in a circular motion to assert dominance
This needs more likes! 😂
nah that is the T-Pose
@@jacko4932 tf2 flashbacks
Thank you Darth Vader, very cool
This is why I love the internet
Binary code says: Look how bad I am at being human :-)
Just came down to see if someone commented as I'm not cool enough to speak computer
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@@Chrisheart322 01101110 01101111
@Turkey chicken 00100000 01100010 00100000 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101110 00100000 01110011
@@papajohn5279 yeah, I know my dude I was just being facetious 😊✌️☮️❤️🕉️
but I am definitely completely incapable of understanding anything related to the finer points of computers or coding or anything like that. My brain won't wrap around that stuff for some reason ✌️✌️☮️❤️🕉️✌️✌️
I like that the “child” who approaches in the icu has facial stubble.
Every character has the same face...
Coffee puts hair on your... face?
@@logicalchicken7132 did someone say coffee
They could only afford one head asset
I like how hitting the shirtless guy with the coffee cup was suspicious but tazing him wasn't.
“Yes he’s handsome I will take him out.... on a date” I’m dead 😂😂
Unlike him
The REAL person! Kevin is the sexiest person alive.
@@signupsonly6852 fecking right
Just gave the 69th like ;)
I can't describe how hard I laughed when mister Wilson made his grand escape at the very end. I literally replayed it like ten times. Needed that laugh very badly, thank you Kevin
I cried when that old man flew out of the hospital with his fire extinguisher powered wheel chair
I cried in laughter okay
Rip
I have not gotten past the intro yet. Are you talking about the old man from happy wheels though? 🤔😂
cupcake kitten No it was somewhere near the end
Same lol I have not laughed like this in a long time :D
For everyone curios:
The numbers mean "Look how bad I'm at being human" in binary code
Kevin: become human
RX500 Android *28 STAB WOUNDS*
Become *UMAN*
I like dogs
HEY, DANIEL!
"Just because it's true doesn't mean that it's right."
--- Sincerely, politicians everywhere
modern day Shiro
Emiya Kevin
Everyone: "human"
Kevin, an intellectual: "uman"
Ooo-man
Uman
Yoo-man
imanity
with Kevin it should be Oof-Man
"humans" make a human simulator so other "humans" can participate in human interactions like a normal "human", that is a very "human" thing to do. *winks inconspicuously*
Carefully place the crate on the lorry....
Kevin: launches into space somehow
Launches it into space just to flex on Poland
I expected What is love to start playing whenever the head rockin started
you've made a commitment to making "Sims 4 but I broke my fecking neck" now
Bruh
Looking forward to that
random man: where's the bathroom?
kevin: * slow head movement * * drops coffee * * karate chops stomach *
The sims' music kept me distracted this whole video, I couldn't stop dancing to it, by which I mean turning my head all the way around.
2:55 Kevin would 100% do this if he ever had a job as an actual cargo loader 💀
This is Earth radio, and now here’s some human music..
Human music......I like it
TAKE A SHOWER WITH ME MORTY !
*no*
@@watevr4evr what you don't like a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation?
@@beautifulghostface3468 omg yes lmao
"Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"
... *Smack*
He looks like agent 47 if he was a drug addict
No seriously, he rips off RUclipsrs.
if he was *human*
@@IamaPERSON what?
@@CarlJohnson-tw2yp king Autism is a self promoter, and he rips off RUclipsrs, one of them being HowToBasic.
I was just playing hitman 2 lol
As a nurse there are many ways to be barred from the ICU. Somethings include bringing in drugs, causing fights, the patient states they are not allowed in, etc
Kevin: Today we are being a human
Me : *takes notes* gonna need that when I'm gonna leave my room at one point
Kathie B. Mood
Why would you do that, when you can now have your antidepressants delivered right at your door
I love how you stay family friendly by saying “fecking” instead of cursing.
15:03 Kevin: we're out of time
me: father i crave violence
Hugh was born the same year he started work and study... as a full grown adult.
That's some impressive bioengineering!
Interviewer: what is your favorite thing?
Kevin: LOOK AT THE COMMUNIST BUILDING!
Hey Finn O.
Heyo Finn O.
Hey Finn O
Hey Finn O.
I keep bursting into laughter everytime Kevin zooms into the guy's head gently bobbing back and forth
That awkward "hey there... friends" is basically me trying to socialize
That sucks. Nothin to be proud of lol
@@MerkhVision no shit lol
When Kevin was talking about the bus not being able to slow down or it would be blown up, it reminded me of that Father Ted episode where Dougle was a milk man, and the milk float was rigged with a bomb 😂😂
To prove you're a human, show us a video of you passing a captcha
As a employee of ups i have firsthand experience. And I can confirm that every employee working in the postal industry is this man.
01:52
Considering how this game’s world is populated by scary clones, choosing to hire the radio actually might have been the sanest choice he could have made. Well done, Kevin! A life full of video games makes one an excellent judge of character after all. I’m reassured! :D
That simulator had some great humour (and yourself as always) really fun watch!
"Come with me if you want to die"
-The Kevinator, 2020
-Jim, 1369
They say if you fail this game you will lock you up in Area 51. It’s basically a alien detector because only true humans can pass the human simulator
Finally a simulation game that Kevin can benefit from daily.
"Hi there, friends... My name is, Kevin."
If we were, "really" friends, I think we would already, know names.
Those dance moves the bald guy did at the start are priceless 🤣💃
Anything With a red star:
Kevin: *KOMMUNISM*
This morning I looked at one of my pairs of underwear, I was confused as to why the tag said "CallMeKevin" on it.
I never gave him permission to invade my boxers!
Yeah well, it was actually Calvin Klein. I'm just stupid.
You're not stupid, those would be self promoters.
Holy crap that's hilarious
Come to think of it, I'd buy official Jim Pickens underwear. You taking notes Kevin?
I need one pair with Jim's face on it and another with PS1 Hagrid. And maybe a Grognak bra. Yes. Definitely a Grognak bra.
@@Thenoobestgirl I like your style.
"Come on, Hugh can do this" Ngl this is a new play on my name, I'm impressed
I lost it at the end when the wheelchair took off w/rockets attached 😭😂😭
Oh man thank you Kevin for never failing to give us all the gift of laughter
Ah yes, my favorite Human, Sir Hugh Mann.
"I have no idea how to be a human"
_Reptilian Overlord Mark Zuckerberg has entered the chat_
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS yeah, you exist! Like your own comment if you are inbred.
13:04 Had me CRACKING up seeing this guy just slowly back away after he sneezed on you as your guy goes all Exorcist on him
At least Kevin's being more honest about his titles
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS and a you also ræpe people. Don't reply if I'm right
@Fallen Angel seems like it. Which begs the question: why are people subbed to him, if he does that?
@Fallen Angel yeah, unfortunately.
I literally cried from laughter, choked on my sandwich and choked on my drink whilst my brother was so confused 😂
Kevin is a 100 percent Irish human.
Leave it to Kevin to be the first person on planet Earth to call propane tanks “explodey barrels”
That intro is me when the teacher says “introduce yourself to the class”
This is how they transport all the bodies from those who fall out of favor with Jim Pickens.
"Ah yes, an I love humans mug"
I have the opposite of that, an I hate humans mug!
Willow Draws Stuff No U
@@handsomest1 lmao that makes no sense
Kevin is the best terminator ever. No one would expect him to be one, the perfect cover!
Call me Kevin: Become Human
Josh Foster No U
*'uman
What I think is funny, is that his intro was relatively normal compared to his other intros. Nailed it, completely Human. Or as Kevin would say it, “Completely ‘Uman.” X-D
I HEARD STICKY KEYS 6:08
That movie "The bus that could never slow down" you mentioned, it sure sounds a lot like that other movie, "Speed 2", only with a bus instead of a boat.
Kevin is really keeping a neck ahead of the competition.
I’ll see myself out
"Today we are being a human 😬"
Bruh I love that pfp
@@foottoast4235 thank you it's my demon chihuahua
@@mkashe I love them can we share
@@foottoast4235 I'll consider it
Lmao
“Just because it’s true doesn’t mean it’s right’” -CallMeKevin 2020
I really want to see the end of this game. A compilation video would be amazing! Those are always the funniest
I'm fairly convinced and I have an theory that Kevin is actually in his late 90's and is using a blur effect on his face to look so young.
"Look how bad I am at being Human"
-the description
Day 187 of telling Kevin that he’s the best RUclipsr on this platform and we all love him
Day 127 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama
Day 48 of telling Kevin to sing Timber
Yes
Yes, but in Spanish.
@The REAL person! Oui
Oh my god can he please sing timber
I love how all these games use the same assets, like to think its all the same guy doing all these simulators. Hes both a cop, a thief and now a robot.
1:30 church grandmas on sunday after too much communion wine
TheZohan ok boomer
Handsome With The Handgun hehe you thought you did something there huh buddy? This aint it chief. Big oof, cringe, bye hun.
the translation of the binary the description - " Look how bad I am at being a Human"
KEVIN RADAL JUST CALLED YOU OUT BRO...LETS TRAP HIM IN THE PICKENS BASEMENT
Aw man. Human simulator? No way, i always wanted to simulate being a human!
God PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do Nuclear Technician!
Would love to see that :D
I just imagined aliens finding this game and thinking this is how humans really are. So they don’t even wanna come close to earth.
"Communism works"- CallMeKevin 2020
This one was one of the best ones!
I love how Kevin says "uuuuuuuman"
The intro was amazing
"swiss crate"
*sad danish noises*
3:00 It’s okay little guy, my head did that on my first day too
Day 1 of requesting that Kevin plays Ark: Survival Evolved.
And, Kevin, as an individual with little experience in the matter, I think you mimicked a human adequately.
lol dam it kevin that white crate flying off the map
Mark Zuckerberg simulator
All those containers are filled with helium apparently.
Love ya kev, i legit just spent 5 minutes wondering if this was a reupload because i got kev mixed up with greenpewdiepie.
Ahhhhh 🤣🤣🤣...Kevin playing the original SIMS pause theme...
The title of the video should be:
"Human Simulator, but my actions are Inhumane."
I didn't realize they shipped helium by the crate.
"My guy's such a boomer"
Like Jim?
You traitor, how could you call our Lord and Savior a boomer? Off with yer head.
@@exosproudmamabear558 I've been doing it since last December, you can't stop me.
@@BoredMurphy You can expect our Lord and savior Jim's executioner in front of your door tomorrow. You won't get away with this. I will make sure of that.
@@exosproudmamabear558 Trust me, I'll get away with it
@@BoredMurphy See you tomorrow Willow. We will see who will laugh last.
Fun Fact: In the description you'll see binary, it translates to "Look how bad I am at being Human"
"Communism works!"
KEVIN ESTABLISHES COMMUNISM
Even if I know them I will always welcome a Simpsons based joke. That was my childhood and how I learned most of my pop culture growing up lol
I swear he played this once already. I’m not crazy, right?
THANK YOU!!! Now I know I’m not crazy either because I swear that Kevin has already played this once. I was so confused but at least I’m now the only one now.
Same here I think this is a reupload
me too!!!!!!!!!! I remember he commented on how he loved the fact the models were all the same and stuff like that. So confused because I can't find the video anymore????
@@kennygb4141 Not really a reupload since he says and does different things this time around
Yeah I was tripping.
life hack: make developing games faster by using the exact same model for everything!!
god i love this game