Could of been born a Mackem - (With lyrics, HD)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
  • A fun song for Geordies and other Toon fans around the world to tease the Mackems.
    If your down in the dumps with life ... just remember its better than being a Mackem! ;)
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  • @guineagirl5413
    @guineagirl5413 4 года назад +47

    This made me giggle, I am a Liverpool fan and the hatred between geordies and mackems reminds me of the animosity between scousers and Mancs! Lol

    • @peterwilliamskelhorn6675
      @peterwilliamskelhorn6675 4 месяца назад

      @guineagirl5413 the Newcastle supporters would have sung that at Jordan Henderson when he was playing for our Liverpool

  • @toondrone1892
    @toondrone1892 7 месяцев назад +16

    Derby day! Got this on repeat ⚽️⚽️⚽️

  • @grahamwalls9379
    @grahamwalls9379 3 года назад +51

    Love the Geordie sense of humour . A very funny song .

  • @Emilfu
    @Emilfu 11 лет назад +141

    Things with more points than Sunderland... A toothpick

  • @connorjones2636
    @connorjones2636 10 месяцев назад +4

    I had a cd of with loads of songs like this when I was a kid late 90's early 00's I wish I could remember them all

  • @googleisshittoss
    @googleisshittoss Год назад +7

    Well, I'm from Down South..I've lived in Newcastle for 30 years. Took me a while to get used to the whole Mackam/Geordie thing...But I love the Northeast and it's people. This did make me laugh though 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheMagpieGeordie
    @TheMagpieGeordie  13 лет назад +38

    @KcMacK21
    Over here in Newcastle, England we are called Geordies. But we also have a cross city rival 10 miles away called Sunderland, The people of Sunderland are called Mackems and WE HATE THE SAD MACKEM BASTARDS!!!!

    • @courtneygallagher8582
      @courtneygallagher8582 4 года назад +2

      I'm a mackem :( but I support Newcastle have a geordie accent

    • @thomasfoster1899
      @thomasfoster1899 3 года назад

      Well done nfc tops.from a red .

    • @greggayres
      @greggayres 7 месяцев назад

      na its not like that its more banter between teams tbh i am a Geordie @@courtneygallagher8582

  • @blu3b4lls53
    @blu3b4lls53 5 лет назад +60

    When your world is collapsing.. ye could av been born a mackem 😂😂😂

    • @chrisdawson6156
      @chrisdawson6156 3 года назад +3

      Haha brilliant comment I am a Swindon Town fan and they aren't doing well at all but it's better than being a mackem

    • @darrensmith4279
      @darrensmith4279 2 года назад

      Budgie world..or looked like u

  • @owenthompson6890
    @owenthompson6890 7 лет назад +79

    When times are hard think it could be worse you could be a mackem

    • @rohanperkins7466
      @rohanperkins7466 4 года назад

      Owen Thompson so glad to be a gorgeou

    • @D5BikeLife
      @D5BikeLife 4 года назад

      Rohan Perkins rights love being s gorgeou me

    • @IrishGuysScarf
      @IrishGuysScarf 4 года назад +1

      @@D5BikeLife It's absolute class being a gorgeou mate!

    • @D5BikeLife
      @D5BikeLife 4 года назад +1

      Irish Guy's Scarf mint it is mate best people around

    • @liamknight8895
      @liamknight8895 4 года назад

      Irish Guy's Scarf is Michaels scarf washed?

  • @tommyhogg1371
    @tommyhogg1371 Месяц назад +1

    I actually saw Bob Murray today and this was the first thing that came into my head, just had a little moment to laugh to myself

  • @themanftheworld8439
    @themanftheworld8439 2 года назад +3

    Sunderland lost all its heavy industry shipbuilding and coal mines and had its industrial heart ripped out.The city still hasn't recovered.A once proud town-city was sacrificed by London Westminster govt.Remember what goes around comes around,mags.

    • @SensibleMoniker
      @SensibleMoniker 2 года назад

      @man of the world - blame the unions not Westminster.

    • @setokaiba.
      @setokaiba. 2 года назад +4

      Newcastle was the largest exporter of coal in the country and also was a ship building city that got its two main industries shut down lets not forget... not exactly had it easy either.

  • @Footballeditz268
    @Footballeditz268 Год назад +4

    Guys if you don’t know who a Mackem is, it’s someone from Sunderland and We are rivals with Sunderland and that’s why he is saying it’s bad because we hate them

    • @Helpful_viper
      @Helpful_viper 10 месяцев назад

      Just accept that people from Sunderland are people it's okay to hate the club but to hate the people is just obscene

    • @topshagger6946
      @topshagger6946 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Helpful_viper”people” 🤣 are they fuck

  • @Chrisejp
    @Chrisejp 9 лет назад +15

    SUPER DOOPER COMPUTA. Legend.

    • @SiriusMined
      @SiriusMined 4 года назад +1

      To what does that refer (for us out of town folk)?

  • @epics2001
    @epics2001 10 лет назад +62

    Hahahah! Sunderland have had more managers than points this season...

  • @huntergray256
    @huntergray256 2 года назад +3

    If your here in 2023 you are such a legend

  • @roddale8412
    @roddale8412 8 лет назад +48

    I can see the time coming soon when cool songs like this one will be reclassified as hate speech and banned. I'm neither Sunderland or Newcastle, but I love footie songs like these. I hope I'm wrong. Long live footie songs.

    • @ruwn561
      @ruwn561 7 лет назад +5

      rod dale its. It is not hate. It's pity, mocking, sarcastic humour. You can't hate nothing.

    • @stevegoody3744
      @stevegoody3744 2 года назад +2

      I'm a mackem and I wouldn't have it any other way. It's actually pretty funny.

    • @johnsbackdoor8365
      @johnsbackdoor8365 2 года назад +2

      @@stevegoody3744 ya got that right mate 😂😂 hope ye get back to the prem so we can scrap it oot again oh the way it looks in the championship

    • @ronrichardson3103
      @ronrichardson3103 2 года назад

      That's when they ban you from laughing ..... but that will never happen

  • @Skoogles
    @Skoogles 11 лет назад +1

    You good sir win the highly prestigious Comment of The Day award. Congratulations.

  • @breannaclaytoncowan2159
    @breannaclaytoncowan2159 10 лет назад +27

    My favorite Georgie song:-)

  • @valeriebrown3872
    @valeriebrown3872 6 лет назад +5

    Good job I was born a Geordie

  • @lucyanna9010
    @lucyanna9010 3 года назад +16

    the fact my uncles band wrote and sang this hahah

  • @Hibrahizzle
    @Hibrahizzle 12 лет назад +6

    from london u geordies and mackems r so nice

  • @Rahil.370
    @Rahil.370 4 года назад +4

    I’m a Newcastle born boy

    • @chrisdawson6156
      @chrisdawson6156 Год назад +1

      You should be proud

    • @Rahil.370
      @Rahil.370 Год назад +1

      @@chrisdawson6156 course I am. Found this channel again. HOWAY THE LADS

  • @NotoriousBGKO
    @NotoriousBGKO 2 года назад +2

    ⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜ newcastles going to win against Tottenham tomorrow I can feel it I just want the old footy team back

  • @courtneygallagher8582
    @courtneygallagher8582 4 года назад +2

    Right I'm a Mackem, have a Geordie accent and support newcastle lmao

  • @Skoogles
    @Skoogles 12 лет назад +9

    Gonna be singing this on Derby day this Sunday!
    Howey the toon!!!

    • @Skoogles
      @Skoogles 2 года назад

      @ThatBritishGuy probabaly shit

  • @harrison1104
    @harrison1104 5 лет назад +4

    I am frome newcastel

  • @connorwilson2983
    @connorwilson2983 4 года назад +2

    When there is a major pandemic... still could of been worse, could of been born a mackem

  • @user-go5pt8ro6h
    @user-go5pt8ro6h 4 года назад +1

    The Saudis are coming🇸🇦🔥

    • @evanwrightson5345
      @evanwrightson5345 4 года назад +1

      Haway Prince salman⚫️⚪️⚫️🎂فرج العميري

  • @BecheyCity
    @BecheyCity 11 лет назад +8

    Many of NUFC fun songs sound like some western song :p

  • @Z_Victory_Z
    @Z_Victory_Z 12 лет назад +17

    @TheMagpieGeordie Hey guys, I'm American, and I hate 'dem Mackems! I'm planning on making my first pilgrimage to St. James' Park next season, can't wait!!! NUFC forever!

    • @88MaGiiCzZ88
      @88MaGiiCzZ88 4 года назад

      Update fella

    • @lewyylq1874
      @lewyylq1874 4 года назад +1

      YEA WE NEED AN UPDATE MAN

    • @michaelburns6177
      @michaelburns6177 4 года назад

      Yer update

    • @momentum8649
      @momentum8649 3 года назад +1

      aye did you ever swing by marra

    • @elainekerslake6865
      @elainekerslake6865 2 года назад

      Make sure you go to the right ground. You could end up in Gateshead cos you septics are not too hot on reading maps .

  • @cyclingninja9677
    @cyclingninja9677 7 лет назад +2

    Excellent song and so true. Whenever your down just thanks fuck your not a Mackem

  • @destroyingtheworld8916
    @destroyingtheworld8916 8 лет назад +6

    I love toon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😀

  • @MREVIL666-66
    @MREVIL666-66 8 лет назад +2

    Best song ever

    • @saffyrobson
      @saffyrobson 8 лет назад +1

      +David Robson yo, we have the same surname!
      im steve robson! we might be related! are you in the north east?

    • @MREVIL666-66
      @MREVIL666-66 6 лет назад +1

      steve punk yeah

    • @MREVIL666-66
      @MREVIL666-66 6 лет назад +1

      steve punk in Gateshead

  • @TheYorkshireGeordie
    @TheYorkshireGeordie 7 месяцев назад

    Im 35 and i remember listening to this when i was a preteen 😅

  • @gtamaster1677
    @gtamaster1677 5 лет назад +2

    Geordie till I die

  • @SafcJordan19
    @SafcJordan19 12 лет назад +1

    What a goal by Demba Ba against Newcastle.

  • @UnusualShimmer
    @UnusualShimmer 12 лет назад

    Aye if I was a Mackem I wuda topped ma sel by now hahaha !!!!ADVICE TO ALL MACKEMS!!!

  • @jacobevans2659
    @jacobevans2659 11 лет назад +1

    CONGRATULATIONS! You win a sarcastic round of aplaud

  • @MrCrazyGeordie
    @MrCrazyGeordie 11 лет назад +1

    Best thing I've heard.

  • @antonlawrence8836
    @antonlawrence8836 10 лет назад +12

    Sunderland afc rubbish Newcastle are the best in the world and always will be magpies till I die

    • @bethanycope4187
      @bethanycope4187 9 лет назад

      Anton Lawrence so true

    • @bethanycope4187
      @bethanycope4187 9 лет назад

      DrDimitriWho here is the defonistion
      1. A filmy or frothy layer of matter that forms on the surface of a liquid or body of water or on a hard surface.
      2. The refuse or dross of molten metals.
      3. Refuse or worthless matter.
      4. Slang One, such as a person or an element of society, that is regarded as despicable or worthless.

    • @owenthompson6890
      @owenthompson6890 7 лет назад

      I'm a Geordie till I die ik I am I'm sure I am I'm a Geordie till I die

    • @itsallac0nspiracy
      @itsallac0nspiracy 6 лет назад

      When you finally scraped a point against us, after six hidings on the trot, you celebrated like you won the league.
      We'll be back, you'll still have won fuck all and we will turn you over yet again.
      SAFC hold all of the records between the two clubs, good and bad.

  • @Mrsxxvilla
    @Mrsxxvilla 8 лет назад +1

    love it x x tooon Armmmmy til i die x x x

  • @bigsho3030
    @bigsho3030 2 года назад +1

    TOON TOON

  • @RoyMcCalvey
    @RoyMcCalvey 11 лет назад +2

    Love the song. The poignancy in the lyrics remind me of Gershwin at his best. ('Summertime', 'Blue Monday'). Sorry, can't say more, just have to go and play it again!

  • @ms8rx
    @ms8rx Год назад +1

    BRILLIANT......😂😂

  • @kingthimio7887
    @kingthimio7887 5 лет назад +4

    😂😂😂LOVE THE SONG

  • @davidhuddart9262
    @davidhuddart9262 3 года назад +1

    Very true

  • @Shakyfan1970
    @Shakyfan1970 12 лет назад

    "Could you ever think of anythink as bad?"
    I could! The woeful grammar / spelling in the lyrics.

  • @Lualua25able
    @Lualua25able 12 лет назад +14

    How did your first game go mate? Good to see NUFC has great supporters across the pond.

  • @james_arma302
    @james_arma302 9 лет назад +84

    Mackems are crap at everything in the world and Geordies are the best at everything

    • @bethany9120
      @bethany9120 8 лет назад +5

      NUFC FOR THE WIN FUCK SUNDERLAND

    • @bethany9120
      @bethany9120 8 лет назад

      ***** im partly geordie not full geordie

    • @bethany9120
      @bethany9120 8 лет назад

      ***** somebody is getting angry

    • @bethany9120
      @bethany9120 8 лет назад

      ***** well one i never said that and 2 imma girl i cant grow a pair and 3 i am chill cos im not the one getting mad over football teams

    • @bethany9120
      @bethany9120 8 лет назад

      +Sunlessland do me a favour and shut the fuck up seriously your acting like a 3 year old

  • @patrikbytyqi4ever
    @patrikbytyqi4ever 10 лет назад +1

    I got no legs but still it could of been worse, a could of been born a mackem

  • @jellybeanfilms769
    @jellybeanfilms769 8 лет назад +3

    Love the song the song let's hope for three more points at villa lads come on the toon

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 8 лет назад

      FFS

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 8 лет назад

      We'll never live this down

    • @richardsales6996
      @richardsales6996 8 лет назад +1

      +JoshuaM yes we will m8 our day will come revenge is a dish best served cold

  • @JoeLisle
    @JoeLisle 4 года назад +6

    It could be worst you could playing in league 1 for the 3 season in a row

    • @davypatt5869
      @davypatt5869 2 года назад +3

      Make it 4 in a row

    • @JoeLisle
      @JoeLisle 2 года назад +2

      @@davypatt5869 😂😂😂😂

  • @JoeLisle
    @JoeLisle 9 месяцев назад +1

    Who’s here after the fa cup draw 😂

  • @kyleadelaide
    @kyleadelaide 6 лет назад +1

    Down down down down

  • @drewedmin999
    @drewedmin999 12 лет назад

    Love it how the Mackems are complaining about grammar, but not challenging the FACT that there isn't anything worse than being a Mackem. HA HA!!

  • @sonnyjoyce2116
    @sonnyjoyce2116 4 года назад +2

    Go on the TOON⚽🏆

  • @markowen2792
    @markowen2792 7 лет назад +3

    scumberland...........a second class town with a third rate team - gotta love barnsley though they are moving up in the world

  • @eliasyoocoolman
    @eliasyoocoolman 12 лет назад +2

    Brilliant!

  • @menglish999
    @menglish999 4 года назад +1

    This link does seem to work anymore... shame I loved this song! Anyone know where I can get a download?

  • @cristianmemestudios
    @cristianmemestudios 4 года назад +1

    Anything could happen but at least I wasn’t born a Mackem

  • @james_arma302
    @james_arma302 9 лет назад +3

    SUPER DOPER COMPUTER lol

  • @dougmoran3340
    @dougmoran3340 2 года назад +1

    Very good. Written and performed by who ?

  • @johncomin9791
    @johncomin9791 3 года назад +1

    Just seen two magpies truth

  • @tomasmithmusic
    @tomasmithmusic 12 лет назад +1

    Its called sports direct arena now

  • @SuperImmortal
    @SuperImmortal 11 лет назад +2

    TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY

  • @PedroChuVPS
    @PedroChuVPS 2 года назад +5

    In fairness, Mackems can count all six season points on one hand

  • @aidanwalton8836
    @aidanwalton8836 12 лет назад

    lol best song ever totally my fave

  • @JoeLisle
    @JoeLisle 5 лет назад +10

    Sunderland lost in the playoffs to charlton and looks Newcastle got new Middle East owners. LALAS

    • @sophiekirkley4398
      @sophiekirkley4398 5 лет назад +2

      5 in a row?
      5 in a row?
      You lost the play offs with 6 seconds to go XD F*ck the mackems

    • @dixoni8i171
      @dixoni8i171 5 лет назад

      How’s that take over going?

    • @sophiekirkley4398
      @sophiekirkley4398 5 лет назад

      @@dixoni8i171 They did it for publicity the bastards

    • @liamjohnson8158
      @liamjohnson8158 5 лет назад

      And we’re now one of the richest clubs in the world u Geordie twats😂

    • @danieldavidson465
      @danieldavidson465 5 лет назад

      @@liamjohnson8158 Screw off you idiot

  • @Brickaddict2900
    @Brickaddict2900 11 лет назад +3

    'Ave ye ever seen a Mackem in Milan?

    • @stuartauld3193
      @stuartauld3193 6 месяцев назад

      Still searching. John Wayne's on the job. Apparently.

  • @thomaszielinski7747
    @thomaszielinski7747 4 года назад

    Too right Bonny wee lad

  • @bazjohn2006
    @bazjohn2006 12 лет назад

    @TheMagpieGeordie
    Durham pits is were u'd find the word Geordie and Mackem came about. And then some other stories relating to Durham and Newcastle fighting against the Mackems and the Celtics of Scotland . Then there's newer version Sunderland docks made the ships and Newcastle took them as the own.

  • @anthonyprince546
    @anthonyprince546 7 лет назад

    im a preston fan and like this song for a preston fan this could be called could have been born a tangareen

  • @MrManchesterunited99
    @MrManchesterunited99 11 лет назад +4

    Mackems for relegation:)

  • @jaykay3830
    @jaykay3830 7 лет назад +1

    Newcastle newcastle Newcastle Newcastle Newcastle Newcastle Newcastle

  • @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206
    @briansaiditsoitmustbetrue4206 6 лет назад +1

    COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE ..COULD BE IN LEAGUE ONE

  • @charlie44687
    @charlie44687 7 лет назад +3

    Geordie and Proud!

  • @mydailyroutine4358
    @mydailyroutine4358 2 года назад +3

    NEWCASTLE UNITED IS THE BEST

  • @evoedits9758
    @evoedits9758 8 лет назад

    I could of been born a Geordie, but instead I was born a Smoggy, North East Top Dogs

    • @toonfan02
      @toonfan02 7 лет назад +3

      you're in yorkshire you muppet ;)

    • @toonboy2658
      @toonboy2658 3 года назад +1

      Typical smoggy sack head

  • @MrManchesterunited99
    @MrManchesterunited99 11 лет назад

    Now we are again there we belong; in front of mackems:)

  • @Z_Victory_Z
    @Z_Victory_Z 12 лет назад +1

    I know what it's called. And I prefer St. James' Park. Corporate sponsorship can't erase a past, and, at least for the Olympics, a future: It was, and will be, St. James' Park.

  • @DCCTArmy
    @DCCTArmy 12 лет назад

    Shoal scores: can u hear the mackems sing I can't hear a fuckin' thing! Oh oh come on Geordies!

  • @nory5156
    @nory5156 2 года назад +1

    come on the toon haha

  • @safcforme
    @safcforme 7 месяцев назад

    "Could HAVE been born..." not could of! We can take the banter, and anyway the words can, AND HAVE, been swapped to fit our dear neighbours so no grief here.

  • @epics2001
    @epics2001 10 лет назад +4

    Lol, this is so epic. And for all you shit mackems, Newcastle are 9th and Sunderland are.......... 19th :P

  • @MrErestyn
    @MrErestyn 12 лет назад

    While we're discussing grammar and spelling - "its" should have an apostrophe (that's the little line 2 keys along from the bottom of the enter key) as it means "it is" in this context - we call that a contraction, and that word isn't just a labour pain! "Fucking" is spelt with a "g". There should also be a few commas and quotation marks in there, but that's okay, we all understand Sunderland is still catching up to the educational standards of the rest of the world.

  • @user-mc4mz3mk5m
    @user-mc4mz3mk5m 5 лет назад +1

    Adam Johnson could of abducted me
    And was forced to go to sunderland
    Still could of been worse I could of been born a mackem

    • @baileygaming5990
      @baileygaming5990 5 лет назад

      Name a cup final that newcastle have got to this year?
      Sunderland have scored more goals at the new Wembley in 39 MINUTES THAN NEWCASTLE HAVE IN THEIR ENTIRE HISTORY

    • @user-mc4mz3mk5m
      @user-mc4mz3mk5m 5 лет назад +2

      @@baileygaming5990 that's irrelevant and ur counting the checker trade trophy as real final😂 SMB

  • @danando2
    @danando2 Месяц назад

    Sunderland is a ghostcity

  • @iluminaticonfirmed5786
    @iluminaticonfirmed5786 8 лет назад +1

    getin

  • @davidchapman7033
    @davidchapman7033 10 лет назад +7

    Jimmy Saville could have been me dad could you ever have thought of anything as bad?
    Me sister is on Geordie shore me brothers just as bad.....
    still could have been worse........

    • @yasin_GD
      @yasin_GD 6 лет назад

      Savile is from leeds

  • @AlanTuff-kb4je
    @AlanTuff-kb4je 7 месяцев назад

    Bring on the mackems tomorrow

  • @Z_Victory_Z
    @Z_Victory_Z 12 лет назад +1

    Still workin' on getting to that first match! Probably gonna have to be next winter. Tyne-Wear derby? That'd be epic.

  • @themanftheworld8439
    @themanftheworld8439 2 года назад +1

    SUNDERLAND AFC 1879 not 1892 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴
    100% Red & White
    PROUD
    Loadsa Tynesiders support SAFC.

    • @aarondunn332
      @aarondunn332 Год назад +1

      1879 lol. What's that, the total amount of fans that turn up?

  • @ArtbyJoeH
    @ArtbyJoeH 11 лет назад

    well done Rachael! and a nice variation on the spelling :)

  • @stephenlloyd6070
    @stephenlloyd6070 7 лет назад +6

    Could be worse could be Sunderland in the championship and soon they will be in league 2

    • @nyratk1
      @nyratk1 6 лет назад +1

      the next derby they'll have is with Gateshead.

    • @owenthompson6890
      @owenthompson6890 6 лет назад +1

      nyratk1 and then Blyth Spartans 😂

  • @danlong9686
    @danlong9686 12 лет назад

    sunday, howay the lads

  • @TheMaltesePitbull
    @TheMaltesePitbull 11 лет назад +1

    Is that ringo singing it??

  • @philipbrown9319
    @philipbrown9319 12 лет назад +2

    scousers totally love mackams because they're somebody who's even lower down the social spectrum than they are!

  • @GhostM336
    @GhostM336 11 лет назад +1

    Lol dont anger them too much Dont want them smashing their own Town again xD

  • @charlietavnufc8168
    @charlietavnufc8168 2 года назад +1

    Toon Toon Toon

  • @jamesloan4989
    @jamesloan4989 7 лет назад +6

    Toon toon black and white army