Food Theory: What Does a 10,000 Year Old Meatball Taste Like? (Mammoth Meatball)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @craftylittleguy
    @craftylittleguy Год назад +2182

    I love how they sounded so sad that they went extinct and then immediately were like "So we brought them back and made food!"

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 Год назад +151

      only for them to say "but we didnt taste it tho"

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric Год назад +33

      Somehow, I have a feeling that there won't be enough Mammoth Meatball for everyone to try... Just a hunch.

    • @Phoenix-io5xg
      @Phoenix-io5xg Год назад +9

      @@EmeraldEyesEsoteric they cloned the baby mammoth, to make more

    • @emanuelrojas2
      @emanuelrojas2 Год назад +9

      Wondering if our ancestors are smiling upon us?

    • @imalright48
      @imalright48 Год назад +6

      would you rather we have Jurassic Park?

  • @CitySlicker34
    @CitySlicker34 Год назад +6655

    Alright, now we need 10,000 year old bread an marinara sauce, then we have a prehistoric meatball sub

    • @sonicthehedgehog1606
      @sonicthehedgehog1606 Год назад +303

      Caveman style

    • @KiwiCannibalism
      @KiwiCannibalism Год назад +83

      ​​​​@@sonicthehedgehog1606 are you the real sonic

    • @KiwiCannibalism
      @KiwiCannibalism Год назад +51

      ​​​@@sonicthehedgehog1606 if your im a huge fan

    • @thesansthatasked
      @thesansthatasked Год назад +11

      Lol

    • @haruhitomaeda4802
      @haruhitomaeda4802 Год назад +97

      Ancient preserved cheese and bread was found once while excavating ancient building ruins, so we’re closer to achieving that than we thought.

  • @ikee1596
    @ikee1596 Год назад +2542

    We are this much closer to having actual dino nuggies

    • @christianlugata7485
      @christianlugata7485 Год назад +70

      Best comment ever😂😂😂

    • @steakinbacon8593
      @steakinbacon8593 Год назад +68

      You really want some KFD don’t ya lmao.

    • @tuuroll
      @tuuroll Год назад +47

      BRO DINO NUGGIES

    • @ryuudraco592
      @ryuudraco592 Год назад +53

      Sadly not. The reason we can have mammoth meatball is because we can get it's DNA, dinosaurs even something like a T-Rex has no DNA we can extract

    • @ikee1596
      @ikee1596 Год назад +42

      @@ryuudraco592 If we can find a perfectly preserved borealopelta, then I'll wait for the next dino discovery for these nuggies!!

  • @yakovdavidovich7943
    @yakovdavidovich7943 Год назад +478

    I've met African missionaries who lived in places where natives could eat elephant, and they have claimed that the trunk meat was excellent. One told me about when he was a child that his missionary father would get trunk steaks from villagers, and he said it would be a round steak the size of the plate, but with two holes, where his mother would put the sides (e.g., mashed potatoes and peas)!

    • @Ornzora
      @Ornzora Год назад +24

      That sound like a fancy plate, a fancy delicious eatable plate !

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 Год назад +1

      Reminds me of Skyrim

  • @shaynecarter-murray3127
    @shaynecarter-murray3127 Год назад +198

    Based on your deductive descriptions of likely flavor elements, Id bet Mammoth would be mos similar in flavor to wild boar...which is rich, earthy, and so pungent that even frozen boar meat will scent up your freezer. Also delicious.

  • @Clawsof_jinxx
    @Clawsof_jinxx Год назад +2778

    Matpat just casually telling us about something that we can never eat

    • @dylan.bissendmylife
      @dylan.bissendmylife Год назад +79

      just steal the meatball

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Год назад +40

      ​@@dylan.bissendmylife call Nic Cage

    • @gordonwelcher9598
      @gordonwelcher9598 Год назад +26

      I am sure there are many people that would like to try it.

    • @Jane-75-80
      @Jane-75-80 Год назад +28

      ​@@gordonwelcher9598 I would, but it probably costs like millions of dollars

    • @Alice_was-here_1999
      @Alice_was-here_1999 Год назад +10

      I’m so tired I thought you said meatpat as a pun 😅

  • @senatorarmstrong6280
    @senatorarmstrong6280 Год назад +742

    I love how first idea after cloning an animal that's been extinct for a long long time is to make a meatball

    • @MaxRamos8
      @MaxRamos8 Год назад +19

      Better than it eat us am I right?

    • @Chuchel-hh6hq
      @Chuchel-hh6hq Год назад +21

      @@MaxRamos8 Mammoth dont eat people...

    • @pretzals222
      @pretzals222 Год назад +50

      @@Chuchel-hh6hq a little genetic resequencing could fix that…

    • @theawesomeman9821
      @theawesomeman9821 Год назад +5

      that's my rationale for such a project

    • @MochiFloral
      @MochiFloral Год назад +13

      right? ugh, humans will be humans

  • @Chorutowo
    @Chorutowo Год назад +1514

    Oh hey, I just did a report on this for a biotech class. Funny to see food theory talk about it. Its crazy how this process works, infact the company that made the meatball actually said they planned to clone dodo meat, but we haven't sequenced the genome properly yet

    • @athing8523
      @athing8523 Год назад +117

      Dodo nuggets incoming 😂

    • @CrystalDoggoIsMissing
      @CrystalDoggoIsMissing Год назад +30

      you’re the only real person who’s made a comment that i have seen in this comment section so far

    • @echotrash466
      @echotrash466 Год назад +11

      @@CrystalDoggoIsMissing Lude bots every which way.

    • @Hopalongtom
      @Hopalongtom Год назад +29

      The fun thing with dodo meat, according to sailers logs, the dodo wasn't particularly tasty, they were just tame and uncaring, so it was easy to keep them on ships, and they were used as a dipping meat to extend the flavour of turtle!

    • @Speedracer6
      @Speedracer6 Год назад +27

      Wonder if they'll go the giant tortoise meat. Apparently that was so good, it was impossible to transport because the ship crews kept eating them

  • @It-b-Blair
    @It-b-Blair Год назад +68

    Honestly, given how it’s lab grown, the meat would be as tender as veal is compared to beef. And the flavor profile sounds amazing…. Having had all the animals listed (except elephant), I’d love mammoth meatballs in the freezer section of my supermarket 😸

    • @mylittleparody2277
      @mylittleparody2277 Год назад +8

      Being lab grown, it's also full of antibiotics (as there is no immune system to keep it "healthy" for the time needed to "make" enough meat).
      And most lab antibiotics are really powerful but would be quite dangerous to eat (I don't think the heat from cooking would sanitize it).

  • @megaweasel706
    @megaweasel706 Год назад +14

    11:30 the trunks fighting made my day

  • @MrT3a
    @MrT3a Год назад +388

    As Matpat was describing the characteristics of the meat, I was just thinking "slow broth cooked boar might be the closest taste we could get to the stuff"

  • @Colton_Clipped
    @Colton_Clipped Год назад +727

    Food Theory Idea:
    Does thinking of food you like actually make you more hungry? (even after you eat)
    This might also explain why kids suddenly get more hungry if they are offered dessert after not finishing their food.

    • @TsunamiKitten56
      @TsunamiKitten56 Год назад +56

      I hope by "kids" you mean people 😅 I'm the same way.

    • @rampage3337
      @rampage3337 Год назад +43

      i can awnser that for you. yes yes it does. 99% of the time you are hungry you are not even hungry your body is just use to eating around that time so it prepares itself by making you carve food. that's why if you start skipping meals you stop being hungry around those times. so thinking of food makes you crave it and craving it is something allot of people think is being hungry. i practice skipping meals allot as my diet and i can tell you that thinking of food has a major impact on how hungry you get and how much you crave it. :)

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 Год назад +11

      Appetite and hunger are related but different. And yes, appetite is very suggestable.

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE Год назад +22

      No, it's the secret dessert stomach. You'd know about it if you played ace attorney before.

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW Год назад +1

      Imagining eating a food can help satisfy cravings too

  • @elliotpayton1033
    @elliotpayton1033 Год назад +617

    Food Theory Idea:
    How many ingredients in a baked goods recipe can you substitute before it no longer creates that baked good?

    • @dr.blockcraft6633
      @dr.blockcraft6633 Год назад +87

      You can Apparently replace Up to About 60% Of a Rice crispy Square with Sawdust, before People notice.

    • @CosmicPlatonix
      @CosmicPlatonix Год назад +55

      Ah yes, the Muffin of Theseus

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace Год назад +25

      Quite honestly it depends how many ingredients it had in the first place and what you replace it with... It's a pretty open question because absolutely no details are given. It's like that question on tests where the only correct answer is "not enough information"

    • @Narra0002
      @Narra0002 Год назад +1

      Very good idea. If guess about 80%

    • @nienke7713
      @nienke7713 Год назад +4

      Depends on the exact thing, which of the ingredients you substitute, and what you substitute them with

  • @dsanchack332
    @dsanchack332 Год назад +4

    Oh Team Theorist, how I adore that I can always trust you to give me the science and math based answers to questions I never would have even conceived of. Please, never change

  • @josiahmohammed9477
    @josiahmohammed9477 Год назад +25

    4:30 so scientist making jeb_ sheep now

  • @Joshua-ze1vl
    @Joshua-ze1vl Год назад +347

    FOOD THEORY IDEA - Could the moon theoretically be made of cheese?
    (Would it be able to keep its structure?, Could it withstand the harsh environment of space?, Could it be able to orbit the earth?)

    • @material-gurl
      @material-gurl Год назад +3

      OMG YASSS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @steffdoee
      @steffdoee Год назад +3

      👍👌 yes good idea

    • @MaxRamos8
      @MaxRamos8 Год назад +8

      Of course, Grommitt!

    • @mylamewman2329
      @mylamewman2329 Год назад +2

      When I was a kid I thought the moon was made of cheese

    • @AldoHacha
      @AldoHacha Год назад +1

      MatPar, make it happen please

  • @lvlupproductions2480
    @lvlupproductions2480 Год назад +439

    As someone who's currently doing research on all various types of oxygen transport proteins, I can say the stuff about heme groups, hemoglobin, and myoglobin was absolutely on point, although right now I'm much more interested in hemocyanin. It felt pretty wild to actually already expect a lot of what was coming up in a science based theory, great feeling.

    • @theq4602
      @theq4602 Год назад +5

      Of all the oxygen transport protiens you know of. Which one is the most efficient in terms of size and molecular weight?

    • @ChristopherColombus-ł
      @ChristopherColombus-ł Год назад

      n o b o d y c a r e s s s s s

  • @rattlestormrepublic4874
    @rattlestormrepublic4874 Год назад +172

    Mat: The trunk would be the worst part due to it's toughness.
    Dragonborn: Ah, milk drinkers the lot of you!

  • @southernfriedwestcoaster
    @southernfriedwestcoaster Год назад +21

    I heard about the mammoth meatball because of reddit. I've been curious on the taste. Thanks Mattpat for the vids and answering questions I have had in my head ❤️

  • @SOULEATERHILLS
    @SOULEATERHILLS Год назад +1

    11:36 I love the trunks throwing hands😂

  • @robertvasquez4564
    @robertvasquez4564 Год назад +128

    Real life Jurassic Park is so much weirder than I would have guessed

  • @fluffyfish517
    @fluffyfish517 Год назад +88

    I feel like dream works could make an ice age restaurant out of this

  • @jotarodio-2526
    @jotarodio-2526 Год назад +94

    Keep making theories never stop because these theories are awesome

  • @clayharris7740
    @clayharris7740 Год назад +10

    11:37 mammoths picking flowers...THAT IS SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @DavidSmith-tc7mo
    @DavidSmith-tc7mo Год назад +7

    Food Theory: What ingredients are in the Nasty Sauce of the Nasty Burger (Danny Phantom)? For those who don’t know, the Nasty Sauce causes a massive explosion that could level an entire city block if it gets too hot. I am curious what could be that explosive while also being “safe” to eat. I would like to see a video on that, but I’m not sure if it is Food or Film Theory.

    • @Dr.Fluffles
      @Dr.Fluffles Год назад

      Nitro glycerine would make sense as a component, as it's consumed as a medicine and used as an explosive. Depends on the amount for taking out a city block, though, lol

  • @pokegaming2590
    @pokegaming2590 Год назад +55

    I am actually currently doing a research paper about advancements in technology and the effects on environmental issues and this is one of the journals I used about creating lab grown meat, pretty interesting to see Food Theory talk about it.

  • @johnyliltoe
    @johnyliltoe Год назад +18

    I'm eagerly invested in Cultured Meat, and this sort of insane way of using it is no small part of that XD

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 Год назад +1530

    God creates meatballs. God destroys meatballs. God creates MatPat. MatPat destroys God. MatPat creates meatballs. Meatballs eat MatPat. Stephanie inherits the Earth.

    • @PiZzAnPaIn
      @PiZzAnPaIn Год назад +73

      Ollie inherits the earth!

    • @Chair3333
      @Chair3333 Год назад +74

      God cannot be killed

    • @spasticcreationist7999
      @spasticcreationist7999 Год назад +31

      One of the greatest comments ive ever seen😂

    • @kingdomkgamer8037
      @kingdomkgamer8037 Год назад +21

      May God be with you

    • @kkronkk
      @kkronkk Год назад +56

      Then a scientist who wears spray-on shoes turns rain into meatballs

  • @kevincronk7981
    @kevincronk7981 10 месяцев назад +2

    Large parts of humanity relied on mammoth meat for a long time, we should know what we used to do

  • @brandonmoon2206
    @brandonmoon2206 Год назад +17

    Oh Lord time for Matpat to go insane about a wooly mammoth meatballs

  • @stevenkeener308
    @stevenkeener308 Год назад +45

    I just want to say I love all of the theory channels so much

  • @pilymonsivais3
    @pilymonsivais3 Год назад +5

    6:35 "never before have I been so ashamed in humanity."
    Really matpat? Can you think of any thing else?

  • @notgoku1466
    @notgoku1466 Год назад +12

    8:22 "I just want a lick of snuffuluppagus" haven't laughed this much in a good while 🤣

  • @warmachine9846
    @warmachine9846 Год назад +3

    They've been looking for viable cells to clone a woolly mammoth for probably a decade or more now. Josh Gates even went on a mammoth cell hunt in Expedition unknown

  • @CidZero
    @CidZero Год назад +7

    6:21 i agree with Matt here. Like what's the point if you wont taste test it??

  • @TheLonelyGamer_17
    @TheLonelyGamer_17 Год назад +4

    *The Tongues That Keep Sticking Out At Meatball Are Hilarious!🤣 Especially At **8:17** When He Just Slaps It Right Away*

  • @countessat5796
    @countessat5796 Год назад +27

    This would be fantastic in a pressure cooker for a good few hours

    • @10bit14
      @10bit14 Год назад

      I dont eat meat

    • @cherricake1796
      @cherricake1796 Год назад +4

      ​@@10bit14 then maybe you can go to veggie grill to find who asked

  • @JazzyJayMan96
    @JazzyJayMan96 Год назад +10

    Just finished watching all 4 videos, well done guys!! 🎉🎉

  • @Dr.Funk8864
    @Dr.Funk8864 Год назад +4

    2:11 yum, a nice plate of spaghetti and prehistoric meatballs with pink sauce. What’s next, roast dodo?

  • @patrickwilliamson29
    @patrickwilliamson29 Год назад +2

    Having lived in Africa, in areas where elephants are overpopulated I have tried elephant meat and can confirm that it is very gamey and quite tough. Personally I wouldn't recommend it unless you had no other option and the people I know do only eat it when there is no other food available.
    Disclaimer: the elephant died from a collision with a train near hwange national park in Zimbabwe and was given to national park staff for rations (very common practice there). I was working there at the time, was given a sandwich and when asked was told that it was elephant.

  • @gavinovaldez8002
    @gavinovaldez8002 Год назад +31

    Would definitely be willing to eat one for science. Love the channels Matt Patt!

    • @GMan17256
      @GMan17256 Год назад +1

      I's try it too, tbh.

  • @Vanaris.
    @Vanaris. Год назад +5

    can you do a topic on "healthy bars":
    I'm eating 2 Nesquik bars a day each having Calcium, Iron, Vitamins, acids etc.
    considering they have glucose and sugar which accelerate our digestive process,
    1) how much of the healthy stuff is our body actually getting?
    2) does eating a meal before / after influence how much we're absorbing?
    3) is there a true "healty bar"?
    4) cost/ health goodies ratio

  • @MetalSnake330
    @MetalSnake330 Год назад +29

    This episode made me think about the Halo-themed pringles. The Moa Burger. Anyone wonder how they came up with the flavor and what they used to make it? Sounds like a possible theory episode?

  • @SRMP970
    @SRMP970 Год назад +3

    Mamouth would probably be great slow cooked and treated like pull pork
    And the trunk would definitely be amazing to cook down into stock

  • @Vrhub216
    @Vrhub216 Год назад +1

    When he said they only cloned the myoglobin I was like YOU COULD HAVE CLONED A WHOLE MAMOTH BUT YOU ONlY CLONED THE PROTEIN

  • @skitics18
    @skitics18 Год назад +3

    11:38 I loved mats aww

  • @CCLady909
    @CCLady909 Год назад +18

    Amazing theory video as always!

    • @Allahsservant-jj1ii
      @Allahsservant-jj1ii Год назад

      You didn't even watch it

    • @LawyerUpMc
      @LawyerUpMc Год назад

      Exactly you haven’t seen it yet it’s been 4 min 💀☠️💀

    • @CCLady909
      @CCLady909 Год назад +1

      @@Allahsservant-jj1ii bro I know I haven’t watched it, I was just saying that the video IS going to be good as always, sorry about the wording

    • @Allahsservant-jj1ii
      @Allahsservant-jj1ii Год назад +1

      @@CCLady909 oh sorry misunderstood you

    • @CCLady909
      @CCLady909 Год назад

      @@Allahsservant-jj1ii it’s total fine! So sorry bout the confusion😅

  • @serendipityyoonmin7039
    @serendipityyoonmin7039 Год назад +25

    "I just want a lick of Snuffleupagus"
    - MatPat, 2023

  • @lbow5479
    @lbow5479 11 месяцев назад

    I would actually love a Food Theory episode about lab-grown meat. It was all I could think about watching this video. Like how viable is this as an alternative for eating live animals? Environmental and economical impact? Effect on the future of the farming industry? Nutritional pros and cons? Dangers? So many questions!

  • @mccoolfriend6818
    @mccoolfriend6818 Год назад +1

    6:31 - 6:33
    The way MatPat said "Chicken and Beef"
    killed me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MasterNadorPUBG
    @MasterNadorPUBG Год назад +7

    When meat is grown in a lab, gives a whole new meaning to a Petri Dish.

  • @mylamewman2329
    @mylamewman2329 Год назад +4

    Food theory idea: Are all the cereal mascots in a connective universe

    • @mylamewman2329
      @mylamewman2329 Год назад

      @SquareBrain Yeah I didn't know which channel but ty for supporting my idea!

  • @milkshakebananaz
    @milkshakebananaz Год назад +11

    They did the jellyfish thing with cats too. I think it was at Tulane because a friend of mine rescued a lab cat that had glowing eyes and whiskers. Mr. Green Genes

    • @sourdrop
      @sourdrop Год назад

      Imagine waking up in the middle of the night because you feel pressure on your chest and just seeing two glowing eyes staring back at you lol

  • @brennansander6165
    @brennansander6165 Год назад +1

    Film theory idea: who is the best fictional chef?

  • @brettsmith2663
    @brettsmith2663 Год назад +6

    I am a bit confused that Bison was not brought up for meat comparison. Moderately gamey, very lean, and typically served as a ground version (Ground beef or straight up patties). These were solid comparisons, but this was where my brain went first

  • @rpgrage7711
    @rpgrage7711 Год назад +12

    This was probably my most anticipated episode of mystery meat weekend cause it has to be the craziest episode concept in a while
    Also GLOWING SHEEP what is this episode 😆

  • @davethefave
    @davethefave Год назад +44

    Can't wait to eat some stegasaurous kidneys next! Or maybe some fried pterodactyl wings!

    • @KyrenaH
      @KyrenaH Год назад

      Unfortunately, DNA degrades over time. So, that's not possible. It would be possible with something like a Moa because they haven't been extinct for that long.

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад

      Soon we're gonna have those Flintstone styled gigantic T-rex ribs at the drive thru, childhood dreams realized✨

  • @annettealforova
    @annettealforova Год назад +7

    When matpat mentioned the soup including vension, it reminded me of chili I ate with bear meat. It was good

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 Год назад

      With what now??? You can eat bears?? Is that even safe?

    • @sourdrop
      @sourdrop Год назад +1

      ​@@yunamchill9169 Bears are pretty low on the 'Weird things people have eaten' scale when you remember that humans regularly consume weird slimy tentacle creatures and poisonous fish lol

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 Год назад

      @@sourdrop Fair point. But what does bear even taste like?

  • @chaoslink1158
    @chaoslink1158 Год назад

    You want a fun meatball recipe, prepare something like your average meatloaf, press it over a large bowl so it takes the round shape, fill it with cooked spaghetti and sauce, then slap that onto a baking tray with another layer of meat and seal in your spaghetti. Now bake it. You'll end up with what is basically inverted spaghetti and meatballs. Slice it up like a pie and serve. Its a great option to share at a family get together as I guarantee no one would ever have had one before.

  • @Sanzoline
    @Sanzoline Год назад

    Next cross-channel theme idea: Lord of the Rings
    Film Theory: Why the eagles would have been a bad idea to take Frodo to Mordor
    Food theory: What's lembas bread made of?
    Style theory: How much is Frodos Mithril shirt actually worth?
    I don't actually have an idea for game theory yet, but the Gollum game is coming out soon!

  • @material-gurl
    @material-gurl Год назад +4

    the tongue jpg got me 🤣🤣🤣 5:30

  • @ebonyblack4563
    @ebonyblack4563 Год назад +7

    A video comparing different meats would be perfect for food theory. Take into ranging facts beyond taste, like growth time and environmental impact, similar to the vid that was done on Pokémon cultivation.

  • @Morepotato-vn4yj
    @Morepotato-vn4yj Год назад +3

    Hey, I have an idea. can you do a theory of how much a taco would hurt falling out of the sky? I was just thinking about the song.

  • @bumblebeagan
    @bumblebeagan Год назад +1

    i would say i'm surprised they (in 1901) ate that long frozen mammoth
    but then again
    most of the mummies ever found were eaten by the british
    so

  • @legatosaldana3870
    @legatosaldana3870 11 месяцев назад +1

    Man if mammoth meatballs existed in persona 3, you’re courage would prob immediately level up lol

  • @ltstheprogamer
    @ltstheprogamer Год назад +8

    0:14 *"just to eat them"* 💀

  • @complexityofdualityy
    @complexityofdualityy Год назад +19

    9:58 wtf does “earthy” taste like lol

  • @bencebalog2122
    @bencebalog2122 Год назад +4

    1:04 HOW DID MATPAT KNOW IN WHICH ORDER I WATCHED THE VIDEOS

  • @TheCatholicNerd
    @TheCatholicNerd 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gordon Ramsay: its too f***ing tough
    Mammoth: yes chef. Sorry chef.

  • @krissh5886
    @krissh5886 Год назад

    I've never been more disappointed with a food theory episode. Not cause of matpat, but because they went through all of the trouble of making the bloody thing, and nobody actually ate it. I mean... why bother at that point?

  • @iamalexvisions
    @iamalexvisions Год назад +15

    *Oddly I find these videos super educational at the same time very entertaining, learned a ton from these past few days of discovering the food theorists channel. Education + Entertainment is always the best!*

  • @jamesd8169
    @jamesd8169 Год назад +4

    I feel like theres a bad sesame street joke here somewhere.....
    8:23 called it!

  • @AR-hk3vs
    @AR-hk3vs Год назад +10

    "tastes like chicken" 7:01

  • @merkelericem
    @merkelericem Год назад +1

    3:45 Matt's puns are delightful 😀

  • @breeze2981
    @breeze2981 Год назад +1

    OMG I JUST HAD AN IDEA. I was looking for dog content on yt when I came pass a matpat video and it immediately clicked into my mind.... ANIMAL THEORY?... NATURE THEORY?? That would be INSANE. 😮😱 BUT AMAZING-- 😍

  • @G00MBY
    @G00MBY Год назад +7

    12:58 last meal

  • @strangeaelurus
    @strangeaelurus Год назад +4

    MYSTERY MEAT WEEKEND LET'S GOOO

  • @ex0bullet
    @ex0bullet Год назад +36

    You guys should make Swedish meatballs with them lol.

    • @10bit14
      @10bit14 Год назад +1

      Ikea would be proud

    • @ex0bullet
      @ex0bullet Год назад

      @@10bit14 fr

  • @TheOrigamiGenius
    @TheOrigamiGenius Год назад +1

    Humans have gone to a point where we would create a meatball made of extinct animal to promote our company

  • @S.W.Studio
    @S.W.Studio Год назад +1

    Imagine being allergic to mammoth, you would never know it, but it seems sad anyway

  • @MsGummy666
    @MsGummy666 Год назад +6

    Maybe one day we'll get true Dino Nuggets!

  • @dwerical
    @dwerical Год назад +9

    A great moment of rediscovery and reinvention, and then just, a meatball.

    • @Cedsoncole
      @Cedsoncole Год назад +1

      This ain’t Jurassic park , I doubt they would bring a animal back like that

  • @jennifermcclure7259
    @jennifermcclure7259 Год назад +5

    Finally! Meat week continues

  • @sharhondagause9912
    @sharhondagause9912 Год назад +1

    Matpat what would happen to a person if he or she was turned into a mantle clock, feather duster, tea pot, tea cup, angel tree topper, candlelabra, or whatever Fife got turned into.
    That can be your next Beauty and the Beast theory.

  • @worknotinprogress7172
    @worknotinprogress7172 11 месяцев назад

    Finally finished mystery meat weekend. Can't believe it took me this long to learn that they already did a 4 channel crossover weekend

  • @nyeIon
    @nyeIon Год назад +4

    We need a giant spaghetti with these giant meatballs

  • @ianmatos7823
    @ianmatos7823 Год назад +4

    I can't believe you guys did something called "Mystery meat week" and didn't do an episode on the mystery flesh pit national park

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor Год назад +3

      the what.....

    • @RealCryptoTest
      @RealCryptoTest Год назад +1

      Well I mean, it would only really fit onto Film Theory, where a different meat ARG is already resting, there’s less to theorise and Wendigoon’s video is already good.

  • @mayathin364
    @mayathin364 Год назад +4

    4:38 RGB sheep

  • @Caroteen666
    @Caroteen666 Год назад +1

    The theorist meat mashup, the bovine bonanza, the chicken channels!!

  • @vinylwalk3r
    @vinylwalk3r Год назад +2

    Aaaand thats my weekly dose of proteins all done. Man I godda say, Mystery Meat Week was a super good idea! Loved every video! Thanks for making such great content Theorist Team!

  • @S4IFS
    @S4IFS Год назад +8

    I wonder if we will ever be able to make some human meatballs without killing anyone, we need a theory on this MatPat

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 Год назад

      Found the Wendigo.

    • @analogicparadox
      @analogicparadox Год назад

      Currently having problems cultivating human meat, as we would need human stem cells, and that's a very controversial topic.

    • @anaalina5964
      @anaalina5964 Год назад

      Did you even watch the video? 4:55
      The answer is yes. Human meat would be the easiest to do, since we have so much research on ourselves.

  • @archivepostsexe
    @archivepostsexe Год назад +12

    queen of the meats!
    wow, this was a weekend full of so much protein, thank you mat and team for giving us such a filled weekend 💕

    • @chadgerman3987
      @chadgerman3987 Год назад +1

      can't wait until the bots start spamming meat week.

  • @Lucasmaxey
    @Lucasmaxey Год назад +8

    11:35 the thing on the right is so cursed 💀💀💀

  • @wizrad2099
    @wizrad2099 Год назад +1

    MatPat's final analysis on the taste of the mammoth meatball is probably accurate to eating a meatball made from a hunted living mammoth, but considering the mammoth meatball was a clone, it likely doesn't suffer from any of the problems with muscle toughness or dietary limitations.

  • @EricckkMoneyy7777NGLBruhh
    @EricckkMoneyy7777NGLBruhh 10 месяцев назад +1

    "You gotta risk it to get the lab grown biscuit.." 😂😂

  • @sprinklesharkie
    @sprinklesharkie Год назад +4

    this episode totally makes more sense why we used to need our wisdom teeth i bet they helped with such tough meat like mammoth would have been (at least i think so ?) super cool !!

  • @_Hamster
    @_Hamster Год назад +12

    Honestly I'd feel like a criminal if I ate a 10000 year old meatball

  • @amazingsciencewithyousefal2168
    @amazingsciencewithyousefal2168 Год назад +5

    Great video as always 😊

  • @Icyspicy443
    @Icyspicy443 Год назад +1

    Why can't Mat just break the law for us? We are such a supporting fanbase and this is how he repays us?! I hate Matthew.

  • @ThatOneH1spanic
    @ThatOneH1spanic Год назад +1

    Food theorie/question: why is the little Caesars pizza "pretzel crust" always coming back and then disappearing?