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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  4 года назад +1852

    🍿What else is a legal myth?
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    • @khizarkhan4250
      @khizarkhan4250 4 года назад +26

      HOLY CRUD IM THE SECOND VIEW

    • @beet111
      @beet111 4 года назад +23

      @@khizarkhan4250 so am i :)

    • @Username159_
      @Username159_ 4 года назад +35

      There's no restrictions on the number of a certain types of adult toys you can own in Arizona.

    • @cormacmacsuibhne2867
      @cormacmacsuibhne2867 4 года назад +7

      Do a reaction to the song rise up.

    • @lachbullen8014
      @lachbullen8014 4 года назад +8

      The one thing that's caught my curiosity is the case against Julian Assange

  • @mr.browning7.624
    @mr.browning7.624 3 года назад +7443

    I'd just like to add. That whole "waiting 24 hours to report someone missing" thing is really dangerous. If you believe that someone is missing or has been taken etc. Those first 24 hours are really crucial to finding them. It gets exponentially harder the longer you wait

    • @jen6294
      @jen6294 3 года назад +591

      Exactly!!! Especially with minors. I read somewhere around 90% of children are killed within the first 24 hours of being abducted

    • @miriamrobarts
      @miriamrobarts 3 года назад +437

      @@jen6294 Most people consider missing children as completely different from missing adults. With children, they are immediately extremely concerned. With adults, you think - maybe there's some reason they aren't where you expected, or why you haven't heard from them.

    • @LC-uh8if
      @LC-uh8if 3 года назад +201

      I don't think the myth was ever that it was a hard rule, but rather that if someone disappeared for less than 24 hours, absent evidence of a crime, police didn't want to take a report because there's a chance they're not really missing. If you saw them shoved into a van, that's a completely different situatuion than they didn't come home last night.
      (EDIT) Of course, different rules apply for children. One of my classmates in Elementary School missed his bus and tried to walk to school but didn't know the route and got lost. The police were absolutely involved due to his age and he was found safely.

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager 3 года назад +226

      Exactly. This "must be missing for at least 24 hours" is really grinding my gears. If your spouse is home from work by 4pm every single day and then one day they aren't yet home at 8pm, and you can't reach them on their cell phone and not at their work place, of course you'd go to the police and I really doubt they would be like "oh, let's just wait for another 20 hours, OK?"

    • @theguaable
      @theguaable 3 года назад +41

      Even if the rule existed, I'd imagine they'd take the report but wait up to 24 hours before acting on it, rather than refusing the report altogether. If that makes sense, I'm not a lawyer

  • @godlessandlovingit
    @godlessandlovingit 4 года назад +13790

    *undercover officer walks up to a meth lab*
    Goon: "Yo, you a cop?"
    Cop: *dejectedly sighs* yea....
    *cop turns around walks away sulking*

    • @depurasangre86
      @depurasangre86 4 года назад +308

      nobody wants to play with a cop. tired of getting tased for stealing a base in baseball.

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 4 года назад +432

      answers the question with a question that affirms you are a police officer, while keeping it vague: " Sure, isn´t everyone a cop these days with their cellphones... .. ... .. .. haha?"

    • @jenellegast8547
      @jenellegast8547 4 года назад +15

      Lol now that is awesome

    • @henrygarciga
      @henrygarciga 4 года назад +118

      walks away sulking, assured that the 6 back-up Task Force officers will confiscate all cash and most product , pump 34 bullets in the dealers limp torso and plant the illegal firearm within a fingers grasp of his defensive gestures.

    • @Medicated4yoProtection
      @Medicated4yoProtection 4 года назад +14

      @@Redmanticore lol you havnt bought drugs before

  • @danrobrish3664
    @danrobrish3664 4 года назад +12875

    The movie "Knives Out" featured a will reading, but the lawyer specified that it wasn't legally required. I think that was a nice touch.

    • @nerdorama009
      @nerdorama009 4 года назад +2097

      Knives Out can be summarized as "all of this Agatha Christie stuff doesn't make any sense, but we're doing it anyway because the deceased was a nerd."

    • @smitra5901
      @smitra5901 4 года назад +197

      It was important for the plot, I guess.

    • @gunmadonna
      @gunmadonna 4 года назад +671

      i love this stupid movie so much - a great deconstruction of the genre

    • @kittymachine3798
      @kittymachine3798 4 года назад +146

      Me too!!! Such a delicious romp of a move 🖤

    • @laurenray8458
      @laurenray8458 4 года назад +135

      @@gunmadonna Same me and my friends family watched it for a quarantine movie night and had so much fun figuring it out

  • @SquashDemon
    @SquashDemon 2 года назад +1804

    For number 6, this is absolutely why people are always saying "do not say anything when being questioned by the police, invoke your right to remain silent, and demand to speak to a lawyer." When they say 'anything you say can be used against you' they mean *anything* this includes things they tricked or manipulated you into saying.

    • @lildevildesi7676
      @lildevildesi7676 Год назад +26

      100%

    • @johnroe643
      @johnroe643 Год назад +41

      or just plain make up

    • @richardwallis9374
      @richardwallis9374 Год назад +145

      “Your buddy already gave you up. Confess now and you might avoid the death penalty”
      Meanwhile they never even questioned your partner

    • @Graylord88
      @Graylord88 Год назад +80

      @@richardwallis9374 Yeah, I'd argue this is really bad and inexcusable. You put the suspect under duress and _make_ them confess.
      It's manipulation and you basically can't know if the confession is honest anymore, a confession made under such circumstances where the suspect is made to believe they have no choice or face worse consequences whether it's true or not should absolutely not be accepted by the court. Same with cases where they interrogate the suspect for days on end until they become delirious and just needs it to end no matter what (which I would argue is mental torture). If the prosecutors have to resort to such tactics, it should hurt their case, not win it.
      The system doesn't care about putting the culprit behind bars, it cares about blaming _someone_ .

    • @SeverityOne
      @SeverityOne Год назад +22

      @@johnroe643 Make up? Oh no. Because while the police can lie to you, there are laws that you cannot lie to certain law enforcement officials (the exact kind escapes me at the moment).

  • @DrakiniteOfficial
    @DrakiniteOfficial 3 года назад +8987

    Getting robbed? Just say no! A robber legally cannot take your possessions without your consent.

    • @Chip-Chapley
      @Chip-Chapley 3 года назад +303

      may not be original, but my god did i laugh too much.
      the dad jokes are becoming funny, i guess it's time to start finding a wife and make some babies.

    • @Lightwar49
      @Lightwar49 3 года назад +119

      @@Chip-Chapley bold of you to assume that you can even get a woman

    • @darss10
      @darss10 3 года назад +304

      @@Lightwar49 bold of you to assume he's not marrying his cousin

    • @nerdynate
      @nerdynate 3 года назад +91

      @@darss10 SWEEET HOOME ALABAMA

    • @TheAntiBright
      @TheAntiBright 3 года назад +83

      @@darss10 bold of you to assume his cousin isn't out if his league.

  • @L_C_3027
    @L_C_3027 3 года назад +5786

    It's really funny how a lot of these misconceptions are almost entirely due to shows and movies perpetuating them.

    • @kiriki4558
      @kiriki4558 3 года назад +134

      Or by bad-intended pseudo-intelectuals.

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray 3 года назад +46

      As are most things

    • @oliverp3545
      @oliverp3545 3 года назад +164

      Don't forget casinos want people to very much think it's illegal to card count.

    • @briant2357
      @briant2357 3 года назад +2

      @@oliverp3545 3uwh

    • @Ineverlost_control
      @Ineverlost_control 3 года назад

      @@oliverp3545 why did people think that?

  • @lucaskahnk9588
    @lucaskahnk9588 4 года назад +6219

    I'm glad "everything is legal in New Jersey" didn't get busted as a myth.

    • @dashdash567
      @dashdash567 4 года назад +296

      It's not a myth, it's a fact

    • @micahgreenspoon6189
      @micahgreenspoon6189 4 года назад +123

      Same, otherwise I would be in a LOT of trouble ;-)

    • @WaverlyAverly
      @WaverlyAverly 4 года назад +42

      Can confirm, it's real

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 года назад +96

      You can't pump your own gas.

    • @eve__________
      @eve__________ 4 года назад +26

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio i mean you can pump your own gas, unless youre at a station that requires a clock in card to operate

  • @bradr2567
    @bradr2567 2 года назад +813

    "You have to wait 24 hours to report a missing person." This myth is actually one of the more dangerous ones, I have known and heard of some cops that actually believe this, including one case I heard of where someone went to report a missing person and the police on duty actually told them they had to wait 24 hours.

    • @nandee1fuery
      @nandee1fuery Год назад +89

      This happened with my schizophrenic veteran brother. They refused to do anything, saying that he was "an adult" and could be found easily. His phone and wallet were at my house. The locals refused to help us, the state put the APB out right away.

    • @davidcox6454
      @davidcox6454 Год назад +30

      I have been told this by a cop lol my brother ran away and the cop who showed up literally said this not sure where he got that from. It was the 90,s and I think he may have just been lazy but my brother came back either way no thanks to that dude

    • @deadlined825
      @deadlined825 Год назад +2

      I blame the movie Bridesmaids

    • @SnootchieBootchies27
      @SnootchieBootchies27 8 месяцев назад +30

      Perfect example of how cops don't actually need to know the law. Even though they are the ones that enforce it. 🤦‍♂️

    • @splendidcolors
      @splendidcolors 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@nandee1fuery I'm glad you thought of going to the state. I get alerts for missing "vulnerable adults" (such as people with mental illness, developmental disabilities, or dementia) on a regular basis and they are often from the state Highway Patrol.

  • @nerddwarf
    @nerddwarf 4 года назад +2142

    Only legal advice I'll ever accept online:
    You should go ask a lawyer about that

    • @angeloireland576
      @angeloireland576 4 года назад +26

      Would you also take advice on what type of lawyer to see?

    • @greenLimeila
      @greenLimeila 4 года назад +62

      Same for medical advice: you should go see a doctor about that

    • @timsickler5125
      @timsickler5125 4 года назад +42

      Remember the three Ups when dealing with police.Give Up, don't run, Shut Up, don't talk, and Lawyer Up, no matter what. Follow the Ups and it won't get you out of trouble, but you won't get yourself into more than you already are

    • @chetannaik8222
      @chetannaik8222 4 года назад

      Hopefully not the advice your lawyer emails you with.

    • @Zoid_Smoked2
      @Zoid_Smoked2 4 года назад

      Limeila doctor mike 🙃

  • @thepackerssmacker8188
    @thepackerssmacker8188 3 года назад +2147

    In Blackjack, if you aren't counting cards, you're just donating your money to the casino

    • @JSpeedy306
      @JSpeedy306 3 года назад +92

      Or paying for having fun.

    • @brandondavis7777
      @brandondavis7777 3 года назад +67

      That's why casinos use multideck shufflers now adays.

    • @daboss640
      @daboss640 3 года назад +31

      I just try to track the tens; it's easier and I mostly go for fun anyway, but it seems to help.

    • @dannydaw59
      @dannydaw59 3 года назад +14

      I've gotten lucky and made a couple thousand bucks on a 4 day trip to Vegas once. No card counting just blind luck.

    • @DonnaBarrHerself
      @DonnaBarrHerself 3 года назад +29

      How can you NOT count cards? It’s automatic.

  • @ZachValkyrie
    @ZachValkyrie 4 года назад +4759

    Ask a lawyer: "Boxers or briefs?"
    Lawyer: "Depends."

    • @DanielPolanco
      @DanielPolanco 4 года назад +36

      Fit-Flex preferably...

    • @KurtisC93
      @KurtisC93 4 года назад +38

      Always.

    • @charleshetrick3152
      @charleshetrick3152 4 года назад +28

      Kilt?

    • @Dee_Just_Dee
      @Dee_Just_Dee 4 года назад +59

      @@charleshetrick3152 Kilt? Nah, only injured.

    • @dogcarman
      @dogcarman 4 года назад +40

      You are all sick individuals and I admire you. ❤️

  • @HNO5683
    @HNO5683 2 года назад +254

    My dad is an excellent black jack player due to his ability to count cards. His proudest moment was when the manager of a local casino came up to him while playing, thanked him for his patronage, offered him a free at the casino steak house and then politely informed him that if he ever returned to the casino again he would be arrested for trespassing. He stopped gambling after that lol.

    • @murkotron
      @murkotron 6 месяцев назад +17

      And your dad was a courier, and all that happened in the Tops casino on New Vegas strip. Or was it Atomic Wrangler in the Freeside?

    • @monelleny
      @monelleny 5 месяцев назад +2

      Who knew that you are protected from being thrown out if you do it in New Jersey! I must learn to count cards ... :)

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@monelleny They can't bar you from playing, but they can limit you to the minimum bet, which eliminates any reason to count cards. Alternatively, they can short-shoe you (reshuffling very early in the shoe), which nearly eliminates the advantage of counting cards. Or they can kick you out under some pretense or whatever. Also, the games in Atlantic City are reputedly pretty bad for players anyway (e.g. 6-5 payout on blackjack instead of 3-2).

    • @viktorbirkeland6520
      @viktorbirkeland6520 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@murkotron lol he said local casino, that means small and local. Get over it.

    • @SassyJazzLover
      @SassyJazzLover 3 месяца назад +3

      Literally all of this depends on the state the casino is located in. Every state has its own Gaming Commission that has its own laws/rules that the casinos have to follow.

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman 4 года назад +17598

    If police weren't allowed to lie, every single undercover operation would fail.

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf 4 года назад +1702

      I say this all the time, and people STILL insist that if you ask a cop if they're undercover they have to tell you. One thing I get a lot is "They can say things like 'Do I look like a cop?'" No Kevin, they can say "I'm not a cop." If they couldn't, they'd only catch the very dumbest criminals.

    • @Busrayne
      @Busrayne 4 года назад +1203

      I wonder if law enforcement creates or perpetuates some of these myths to make their jobs easier?

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman 4 года назад +323

      @@Busrayne mind = blown

    • @IFZEX09
      @IFZEX09 4 года назад +235

      r/legaladvices mods are either cops or pro cops

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 4 года назад +520

      They can lie to you, what they can't do is attempt to persuade you to commit a crime. Even undercover they couldn't for example be the boss, or even an under boss as everyone working for them is then been told to break the law. This is entrapment, and is actually illegal.

  • @Nagi2100
    @Nagi2100 4 года назад +1916

    "Lawyers prefer to fight with our words, not our fists."
    Apparently you've never practiced law in New Jersey...

  • @adamnshame95
    @adamnshame95 4 года назад +2693

    "First cousin marriages are legal in Florida..."
    Me: "Ha!"
    "...Massachusetts"
    Me: "....goddamnit"

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd 4 года назад +79

      "Hey Kentucky! Good for you!"
      Neener Neener neeeeenerrrrr!

    • @fofogigishosho
      @fofogigishosho 4 года назад +51

      Right lol I thought we were better than this

    • @ToxicWaffle183
      @ToxicWaffle183 3 года назад +43

      @@fofogigishosho we are just as bad as Alabama ig. Smh 😔

    • @FS-qk5uq
      @FS-qk5uq 3 года назад +10

      Me when he said NC

    • @nathanscissorhands468
      @nathanscissorhands468 3 года назад +51

      "California"
      Wait wtf

  • @nandee1fuery
    @nandee1fuery Год назад +219

    The myth of waiting 24h to report someone missing is CRAZY to me. Especially because the first 48 hours are so CRUCIAL to finding someone alive.

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman Месяц назад +1

      That's certainly how it works in movies and on TV. However, in the police station when dealing with missing person reports, particularly where the missing is an adult. 99.9% end with the person coming home an hour later. They just dont make TV shows about those outcomes.

  • @ginnyjollykidd
    @ginnyjollykidd 4 года назад +1684

    I wonder if anyone has ever yelled "Movie!" in a crowded firehouse.

    • @college54114
      @college54114 3 года назад +25

      Underrated comment!

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 3 года назад +7

      Nice one!

    • @kenalls3518
      @kenalls3518 3 года назад +39

      Since you're getting credit , i must point out that that is an ancient Steven Wright joke.

    • @babyyodel3738
      @babyyodel3738 3 года назад +3

      Someone yelled it in a crowded building as caused deaths once I can’t remember what if was called tho

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd 3 года назад +24

      @@kenalls3518
      I did steal it of course, but I am asking it as a legitimate question.

  • @ashdalbey4700
    @ashdalbey4700 4 года назад +2183

    He looks like Ryan Reynold's brother that decided to go into law instead of acting

  • @MelodyPetitt
    @MelodyPetitt 3 года назад +476

    You covered my favorite legal myths. I've had so many potential clients who wanted to challenge a will because "there wasn't even a reading of will!" They're shocked when I tell them that's not a thing.

  • @missharry5727
    @missharry5727 2 года назад +90

    As an English lawyer specialising in wills and probate I was only ever once asked to read the will. I explained it wasn't necessary but they insisted. They were a lovely family and there were no nasty surprises, everyone going away happy. The big legal lie I had to debunk several times was common-law marriage, or marriage by cohabitation and repute as it used to be called. There used to be a strong belief this was a thing, but the concept was abolished in 1753 in England and Wales. I came across a lady who went to see a divorce lawyer to seek a divorce, only for him to conclude after careful enquiry that she could not get a divorce because she had never actually been married.

    • @daleinaz1
      @daleinaz1 Год назад +13

      Common-law marriage used to be -umm, common - in many USA states due to records getting lost over the years, but most of those were repealed in the 1960s-1970s because they didn't want those darn hippies getting the benefits of marriage just because they lived together for the required number of years (often seven). That was the irony of the Lee Marvin "palimony" case, had California not repealed their common-law marriage law, Lee and Michelle would have been considered married due to how long they had cohabited.

    • @ZdenekMicke69
      @ZdenekMicke69 4 месяца назад

      The myth of common-law marriage is indeed a persistent one. Despite being abolished in 1753 in England and Wales, many people still believe that living together for a certain period grants them the same legal rights as a married couple. It’s surprising how these misconceptions can lead to significant misunderstandings, like the case of the lady seeking a divorce without ever having been legally married.

    • @ahapka
      @ahapka 2 месяца назад

      We do still have it in a few states here.

  • @walteracevedo5105
    @walteracevedo5105 4 года назад +1861

    "Police can not lie to you."
    Undercover Drug Dealer: "I'm not a cop. Are you?"
    Undercover Drug Buyer: "Not a cop. What you got?"

    • @stevencowan37
      @stevencowan37 4 года назад +198

      A version of this was a sub-plot in an episode (or set of episodes) of Law & Order SVU; our protagonists busted some sort of sex trafficking ring, and like two of the 5 they busted were feds working the same case.
      All that to say, I wouldn't be surprised if this sort of thing (feds busting undercover local police or vice-versa) happened at least more frequently than people would normally think.

    • @abonynge
      @abonynge 4 года назад +177

      It happens a lot actually. Miami has over 4000 active police officers. As a result of this immense size, each division functions nearly as its entirely own police department. This causes undercover officers in Vice to be arrested rather regularly because they dont break cover in public, and as a side effect, the officers in Miami Vice are some of the most understanding when arresting people and have some of the lowest rates of "resisting" arrest as a result.

    • @Rovsau
      @Rovsau 4 года назад +62

      **awkward silence**
      **both cops panic and reach for their guns**
      Comedy or karma?

    • @amznasian
      @amznasian 4 года назад +11

      @@Rovsau niether?

    • @TheSeleneSeipher
      @TheSeleneSeipher 4 года назад +18

      Pretty sure a common trend in SVU is to lie to culprits so they end up confessing in exchange for a lighter sentence. Know it's a tv show so it might not be entirely accurate, but I doubt cops have their hands tied when it comes to lying.

  • @jul3249
    @jul3249 4 года назад +4896

    this guy looks like a photo-realistic cgi version of himself

    • @juanlara4127
      @juanlara4127 3 года назад +103

      He looks perfect right!

    • @mitchh3092
      @mitchh3092 3 года назад +208

      Holy shit, I was JUST thinking "HE LOOKS LIKE A DREAMWORKS VERSION OF JOHN HAMM".
      That's in no way an insult; I'd literally shank someone to look like this guy, but still. Weird.

    • @hywodena
      @hywodena 3 года назад +1

      +

    • @SGTRandyB
      @SGTRandyB 3 года назад +20

      Being a lawyer pays well..... maybe 🤣🤷‍♂️.

    • @lilj3467
      @lilj3467 3 года назад

      ...

  • @strawberrypink.
    @strawberrypink. 3 года назад +792

    Fun fact: I've been reported missing after around 30 minutes. They didn't launch an investigation, but the police were told to keep their eyes peeled.
    I wasn't missing. I went for a walk, forgot to tell my dad, and my phone died.

    • @rienn8559
      @rienn8559 3 года назад +74

      LOOOL well at least if you were missing you would have been found sooner

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 года назад +130

      Hey, at least your dad cares about you. You should find peace in the fact that if you ever were to go missing, an investigation would be launched quickly.

    • @strawberrypink.
      @strawberrypink. 3 года назад +85

      @@immortalsun actually, it wasn't his idea... someone at the rec center (where I was supposed to be) overheard him and said that they needed to tell the police lol

    • @Gorthain
      @Gorthain 3 года назад +5

      Saw this a lot in college, when roommates decided to go home with each other planning on calling mom when they got there

    • @williamridder5956
      @williamridder5956 2 года назад +28

      When I was a little kid, I was reported missing because i was playing hide and seek at my friends house down the street, and fell asleep in their closet. They couldn't find me so they thought I went home without telling anyone, and they didn't tell my dad...

  • @Vallyrah
    @Vallyrah 2 года назад +100

    I actually knew these. What surprises me is that in Frazier v. Cupp the confession wasn't thrown out since the defendant had previously asked for and not been given a lawyer.

    • @daffidavit
      @daffidavit 2 года назад +23

      I adreed with you. Once a person asks for a lawyer, all questions must stop regarding the case. Of course the cops can ask you if you need to use the bathroom. This may have been before the Miranda v. Arizona days.

    • @walmart3024
      @walmart3024 2 года назад +5

      simple when you ask for a lawyer just shut up

    • @OsKarMike1306
      @OsKarMike1306 Год назад +6

      Not sure how the line of questioning actually went in that case, but the term "suggesting" infers they said "Should I get a lawyer ?" and the police would usually answer with something like "Do you want a lawyer ?" If the suspect says yes, the interrogation has to conclude then and there, but if they reply anything that isn't a clear indication of that right, the interrogation can and will continue without further precision unless brought up again by the suspect.
      The police will ask you directly once, when you're read your rights, if you want a lawyer and that's when you should say "yes" and not say another word. If you don't, it is assumed you consent in waivering that right to proceed with the interrogation until you bring it back up.

    • @ahapka
      @ahapka 2 месяца назад +1

      Because it was before Miranda. The murder trial was in 1965. Miranda was in 1966.

  • @notoriousrzp
    @notoriousrzp 4 года назад +2640

    Florida. Naturally. As a floridian I approve this, and so does my cousin.

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 4 года назад +59

      I wonder if there are exceptions for the same-sex cousin marriage in the states that look down on it.

    • @radicalmama135
      @radicalmama135 4 года назад +32

      and so does your mutual child

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero 4 года назад +45

      Schrodinger's familiar. A person that occupies two levels of a family tree simultaneously.

    • @robertaviles8451
      @robertaviles8451 4 года назад +7

      Wondering who's "Florida Man" parents are

    • @roberttomsiii3728
      @roberttomsiii3728 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @stretchchris1
    @stretchchris1 4 года назад +412

    Actually the lawyer will answer: "That will be $800 per hour plus expenses, and it will take months."

  • @scalavision
    @scalavision 3 года назад +422

    Great video. I actually drafted New York's missing adults law. Until 2016, there was no state law requiring police to take reports of missing adults. Now, as long as there is reasonable concern for their safety, police are required to report the missing adult to the NCIC as they are for missing children.

    • @johnroe643
      @johnroe643 Год назад

      So your the one who help create the PAPERS PLEASE for adults that just want disappear, be left alone and the commie govt grabs them in the name of the NWO controlling society

  • @mallardrex3527
    @mallardrex3527 2 года назад +98

    i remember a cop telling me he could literally tell a suspect they had proof that they did the crime even if they had NO EVIDENCE AT ALL

    • @bubba200874426
      @bubba200874426 2 года назад +15

      This is what's called a basic interrogation tactic.

    • @BrendanRader-n4p
      @BrendanRader-n4p 6 месяцев назад +4

      Frankly, that's not very outrageous and a valid tactic to get a confession.

    • @thecynicaloptimist1884
      @thecynicaloptimist1884 5 месяцев назад +23

      @@BrendanRader-n4p Which is the whole point as to why it is outrageous. That's all police interrogations are designed to do - not get at the truth, but just get a confession, so the cops can go back to their donuts and coffee.

    • @LittleKantBoy
      @LittleKantBoy 4 месяца назад +13

      This interrogation tactic has resulted in numerous cases of false confessions! A great reason why even innocent people should remain silent. Don't talk to cops any more than absolutely necessary to protect yourself and others.

    • @atlas3556
      @atlas3556 18 дней назад

      The commenters lol. If you're innocent, why would you budge?

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 4 года назад +2215

    “Cousin marriage is legal in 21 states [also *most* of Europe]”
    Comments: “haha sweet home Alabama!”
    *completely ignores of other 20 states*

    • @shinyagumon7015
      @shinyagumon7015 4 года назад +122

      I was surprised that it's legal in California.

    • @rebel2478
      @rebel2478 4 года назад +68

      @@shinyagumon7015 why its a pretty liberal thing love is love right?

    • @Zach__tendy
      @Zach__tendy 3 года назад +3

      is 1 allabama

    • @alexfraze12087
      @alexfraze12087 3 года назад +19

      @@Zach__tendy Yes, one of the twenty one states that allow cousin marriage without restraints is Alabama.

    • @alexfraze12087
      @alexfraze12087 3 года назад +158

      @@rebel2478 Uh. Marriage between people of the same sex is completely different than marriage between people who share blood. Saying that this falls under the 'Love Is Love' slogan grossly misrepresents what it actually means. Fighting for LGBT+ rights is totally different.
      EDIT: totally put 'share love' instead of share blood, and that is my bad. I am NOT in favor of incest.

  • @Theatre_gal
    @Theatre_gal 3 года назад +2693

    The 24 hour rule was probably spread by kidnappers

    • @jasonstellaris
      @jasonstellaris 3 года назад +34

      Yeah

    • @harsharya545
      @harsharya545 3 года назад +24

      In India, for an adult, I think it is...

    • @TheByQQ
      @TheByQQ 3 года назад +129

      More likely by people who are tired of people being too paranoid. My mother wanted to report me as missing multiple times already, when my phone died or I had no signal.

    • @lakshmir7616
      @lakshmir7616 3 года назад +11

      No the people who got bribe from kidnappers.

    • @zekleinhammer
      @zekleinhammer 3 года назад +40

      Or cops too lazy to do anything

  • @Thomas_Schwarzenbacher
    @Thomas_Schwarzenbacher 4 года назад +1185

    But beware: NEVER yell "theater" in a crowded fire :=)

    • @frostbytes8906
      @frostbytes8906 4 года назад +10

      Can you explain? I'm really curious as to what this is supposed to mean 😅

    • @kanjakan
      @kanjakan 4 года назад +78

      @@frostbytes8906 A flip on "never yell fire in a crowded theater"

    • @frostbytes8906
      @frostbytes8906 4 года назад +27

      @@kanjakan wow my dumbass thought it was a saying or something

    • @georgewang2947
      @georgewang2947 4 года назад +32

      Feel free to yell, "This is fine."

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 4 года назад +1

      @@frostbytes8906 it's a yippie saying

  • @TheMaskedFox288
    @TheMaskedFox288 2 года назад +91

    So many cold cases wouldn't have gone cold if the whole "waiting 24 hours" myth wasn't perpetuated

  • @liamdoes8580
    @liamdoes8580 3 года назад +4314

    Its always been weird how many people think card counting is illegal. You're litterally just playing with skill and using your brain

    • @Apostate1970
      @Apostate1970 3 года назад +429

      True, but the casino can still throw you out.

    • @TheCaptainFatBelly
      @TheCaptainFatBelly 3 года назад +102

      Not too many people can use their brain though

    • @studkickass513
      @studkickass513 3 года назад +160

      Yeah, my dad taught me young that it's not illegal, so while watching this I was wondering if the whole pit boss throw you out / beat you up thing was a myth as well. I guess not.

    • @BOnYTB
      @BOnYTB 3 года назад +143

      Pit bosses aren’t going to beat you up, it’s not the 1950s or whenever the mob really completely ran a ton of Vegas casinos. In the 2010s and on, if you get caught counting (and you’re really an advantage player that is beating the casino then they’ll just either ban you from the casino or ban you from playing blackjack at that casino. Not gonna be any physical harm, but in the mob days that was a thing)…a lot of people “count” or think they’re good but they’re really still losing or at best breaking even. Or not betting properly while counting etc.
      Or even if they’re maybe counting, they’re degenerate gamblers and get tilted when they lose and their strategy goes out the window and they do really dumb, very -EV stuff to try and chase their losses or go gamble at high stakes in other games like roulette or craps. The casino will still want your business if you’re one of these people since you’re still going to end up losing a lot of money there.
      And ya it’s not illegal you won’t get arrested…unless like he said you’re using some sort of illegal devices or marking the cards in some way.

    • @studkickass513
      @studkickass513 3 года назад +8

      @@BOnYTB My life experience proves you wrong. 🤘

  • @stardust27274
    @stardust27274 3 года назад +497

    ‘Do you always answer your questions with ‘It depends?’
    *’It depends…’*

    • @tortle1055
      @tortle1055 3 года назад +4

      So no

    • @fever7346
      @fever7346 3 года назад +2

      If push button:
      Get good high paying profession but
      Have to answer every question with it depends

    • @octopusgaming9706
      @octopusgaming9706 3 года назад +1

      @@fever7346 it depends

  • @_LunarDragon
    @_LunarDragon 4 года назад +833

    I didn’t even know that “police can’t lie” was even a thing people believed. I’ve never heard of that until now.

    • @shebb4828
      @shebb4828 4 года назад +4

      Okay

    • @iang0th
      @iang0th 4 года назад +55

      I think it's far more common for people to believe a much narrower version of the myth, which is that undercover cops cannot deny that they're cops when asked (obviously there couldn't be undercover cops at all if they weren't allowed to lie, period). I think it mainly comes from the movies, and it seems plausible to many people because it sounds like some kind of legal protection against entrapment.

    • @seventh-hydra
      @seventh-hydra 4 года назад +4

      @@iang0th I'm assuming that's what he meant, since that was the context in the video. It's still equally stupid though. Like I don't see how there's any logical sense behind the idea of "oh yeah, if someone asks if our undercover cop is undercover, he has to say yes."
      Granted, people who think that usually have rotted brains from all the drugs.

    • @sailordolly
      @sailordolly 4 года назад +5

      AFAIK while they can lie, what they're not allowed to do is misrepresent the content of the Law--i.e. they are liable if they falsely tell you that something legal is a crime or that something criminal is legal in an effort to induce you to commit an illegal act or to induce you to refrain from asserting your rights such as right to remain silent or right to an attorney.

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 4 года назад

      I never heard the will thing before either

  • @michaelhaverman710
    @michaelhaverman710 2 месяца назад +11

    14:10 Wait so they denied him his right to speak to an attorney and it still held up? That is incredibly crooked.

  • @rexlongfellow
    @rexlongfellow 4 года назад +487

    That scene in Breaking Bad where Badger gets arrested by a cop after asking him whether he was a cop is one of the best scenes highlighting that last point😂

    • @durift
      @durift 4 года назад +14

      This was the exact scene I was thinking of when he was talking about that lmao

    • @katrinaisoffline
      @katrinaisoffline 4 года назад +10

      Badger complaining about the cop lying to him afterwards just was the cherry on top

    • @meandmyEV
      @meandmyEV 4 года назад +1

      Yup! Thought the same thing. DJ Qualls was really excellent in that scene.

    • @jellyfishjones4741
      @jellyfishjones4741 4 года назад +2

      Especially after he pegged the guy as a cop. He was savvy enough to know something was up and ignored it in favor of foolishness.

  • @F4Wildcat
    @F4Wildcat 4 года назад +682

    "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"
    -Lawyer Sponge S

    • @kortmann9
      @kortmann9 4 года назад +7

      The wisest words ever spoken.

    • @Denter_g
      @Denter_g 4 года назад +13

      it depends

    • @Mrich775
      @Mrich775 4 года назад +9

      Don't worry, whatever planet you're on, it's still only illegal on the other ones.

    • @grayaj23
      @grayaj23 4 года назад +1

      People need to be careful with Rule 34. It turns out it's a prescriptive rule -- it is the act of thinking up weird porn that causes the weird porn to exist. Someone joked about doorknob licking and this is what happened: imgur.com/gallery/6x4Oi

    • @assimilation9
      @assimilation9 5 месяцев назад

      As an alien I can confirm. It is a capital offense on a few planets. The fact that earth allows it is the reason we rarely visit.

  • @anderskorsback4104
    @anderskorsback4104 3 года назад +1474

    Criminalizing card counting would be literal thought policing.

    • @imitatsiya
      @imitatsiya 3 года назад +31

      not too far off from what's happening nowadays

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 3 года назад +114

      @@imitatsiya oh come on noone is thought policing , arnold.

    • @ogeid772
      @ogeid772 3 года назад +6

      @@imitatsiya i see you already have the profile pic to match your clown act

    • @8stormy5
      @8stormy5 3 года назад +23

      please stop misusing words simply to evoke an inappropriate emotional response. And for the love of god, actually read the book.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 года назад +19

      The dealers also learn to card count specifically because it's not a crime to do so, in order to counter players that do card count.

  • @anametoignore2286
    @anametoignore2286 2 года назад +364

    For the circumstantial evidence it made me think immediately it'd be hilariously awful if you like cut yourself kinda bad at a friend's place and had to go RIGHT before they were brutally murdered and the prosecutions like "The DNA evidence is beyond clear."

    • @snflwrchan8019
      @snflwrchan8019 Год назад +108

      Oh something similar to that actually happened. A victim was murdered in an apartment and csi found blood, hair, fingerprints of another person in a lot of places inside the apartment unit. So this unidentified person was of course the prime suspect but turns out they were just the previous tenant and thankfully, they had a strong alibi during the night of the crime. If it wasn't for the alibi, i bet they'd be in the interrogation room longer.

    • @shinylilfish
      @shinylilfish Год назад +14

      @@snflwrchan8019 Well, that was the night I was in labor at NYU Langone... I'm trying to think what the strongest alibis would be. Labor in a hospital seems high.

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 Год назад +12

      ​@@shinylilfishbeing dead already probably outranks it by a bit.

    • @krose6451
      @krose6451 Год назад +11

      ​@shinylilfish already imprisoned at the time is a solid alibi but in the same vien as giving birth in a hospital being in surgery under anesthetic, under supervised quarantine for certain drug or vaccine trials, and staying in a psychiatric unit.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@snflwrchan8019
      There was also a case were a guy was placed by DNA at the murder scene, but also had an ironclad alibi, being at a hospital when it happened. Turned out the paramedics who took the guy to the hospital also were on site at the murder scene and somehow contaminated it.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +609

    0:50 - Chapter 1 - It's illegal to marry your cousin
    2:45 - Chapter 2 - The will is only binding if it's read to you
    6:10 - Chapter 3 - Counting cards is illegal
    7:40 - Chapter 4 - You have to wait 24h to report a missing person
    10:05 - Chapter 5 - You can't be convicted on circumstantial evidence alone
    13:10 - Chapter 6 - The police can't lie to you
    14:55 - End roll ads

    • @arckocsog253
      @arckocsog253 3 года назад +5

      Thanks!

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 2 года назад +9

      I don't know why the RUclipsrs themselves don't add timestamps

    • @TRDiscordian
      @TRDiscordian 2 года назад +2

      Thanks! I knew all these, saved me some time

    • @Patrickg7130
      @Patrickg7130 2 года назад +1

      Ok but it never said if cousin marriage is legal in texas

    • @ScratchinAway
      @ScratchinAway Год назад

      @@visassess8607because then people skip larger portions of the video lol sometimes its beneficial but usually ends in lower watch time…like my most viewed video, probably 10 ppl commented the timestamp of the moment of the big reveal. didnt make me mad cuz i understand butttt kinda did at the same time 😂

  • @tigernotwoods914
    @tigernotwoods914 3 года назад +759

    It’s still disturbing how much weight to given to eyewitness testimony to convict when it’s some of the worst evidence out there. It’s nothing more than somebody saying they saw something.

    • @guilhermefloresfeitosaguer4543
      @guilhermefloresfeitosaguer4543 2 года назад +206

      "Trust me bro" except it can determine a person's entire future lmao

    • @LOLquendoTV
      @LOLquendoTV 2 года назад +124

      I think its cause a) the judicial system is old, and was created at a time before we knew how unreliable human memory is and b) most cases would have basically nothing to convict on if not for testimony.

    • @ThePallidor
      @ThePallidor 2 года назад +37

      Testimony is powerful in smaller communities, where rep counts.

    • @MrKruger88
      @MrKruger88 Год назад

      While it is very flawed, it is very far from being "some of the worst evidence out there." Yhere are countless examples of circumstantial evidence that are much less reliable.
      "I saw Bill shoot Joe in the chest"
      Is certainly better than
      "Joe was murdered in his apartment and Bill lives on the same floor"

    • @hesky10
      @hesky10 Год назад +25

      Or the weight is multiplied because of someone's profession, or whether they're a regular church goer. That just reeks of naivity.

  • @spacekgb
    @spacekgb 4 года назад +242

    Re: waiting 24hrs before reporting a missing person. Please don’t do that. The earlier you report, the better. If there’s someone missing, the searchers will want to know earlier rather than later.

    • @TheTruthFadeswithTime28
      @TheTruthFadeswithTime28 4 года назад +7

      I tried to but they said oh wait till tomorrow he is a grown adult. He was expected to come home by 6pm didn’t show up till 3am

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 года назад +4

      This is the most stupid rule ever, it’s like “oh, they might be dead by tomorrow, but don’t report it because they might wander back in the door”

    • @odkres
      @odkres 4 года назад +10

      Also the example given in the video would certainly be kidnapping, not "missing person"

    • @bkbff
      @bkbff 4 года назад +2

      @@odkres I was coming here to say this, but see you beat me to it.

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 4 года назад +1

      But the thing is, that narrative has changed quite a while ago. What's said now is that if someone has been missing for that amount of time the chances that something really bad already happened to that person are very high.

  • @SeverityOne
    @SeverityOne Год назад +13

    Even this week there was a discussion on some consumer group on Facebook: "It's illegal for a company to charge you anything other on your payment card than what you agreed to." I informed them that (a) they shouldn't dish out legal opinions when they're not a legal expert and (b) the legal expert that I'm married had this exact situation, with a supermarket with a pretty poor online shop.

  • @DEADisBEAUTIFUL
    @DEADisBEAUTIFUL 4 года назад +1323

    You look like every Hollywood director’s dream of what a lawyer is supposed to look like...............and you are an actual lawyer.

    • @cbfedge5593
      @cbfedge5593 4 года назад +15

      Yes he is.

    • @thalivenom4972
      @thalivenom4972 4 года назад +30

      you should see him nekid

    • @jacobbau8328
      @jacobbau8328 4 года назад +43

      @@thalivenom4972 what?

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 4 года назад +5

      He missed the Suits window.

    • @NXTHNU.
      @NXTHNU. 4 года назад +7

      @@thalivenom4972 this comment made me HOLLER 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sneaks9150
    @sneaks9150 3 года назад +427

    *stands holding a gun in the center of a sea of lifeless bodies*
    "You can't convict me because your evidence is merely circumstantial"

    • @cannedbollocks
      @cannedbollocks 3 года назад +1

      No it isn't.

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML 3 года назад +38

      @Rob Irvine yes it is. Can you prove that he shot all those people?

    • @sarahamira5732
      @sarahamira5732 3 года назад +38

      Yup. Technically speaking, if someone was stabbed, and my fingerprints are on the knife. Feasibly, the knife could be brand new and I could have simply picked it up to look at it at the store

    • @johanrunfeldt7174
      @johanrunfeldt7174 3 года назад +27

      Can you prove the gun-man killed those people rather than successfully defended himself against the real killer?

    • @cannedbollocks
      @cannedbollocks 3 года назад +6

      @@johanrunfeldt7174 How pathetic do you have to be to grasp at straws like that? "Yes officer, I shot 32 children, but the all had guns made of ice that melted before you got here"

  • @ultimatedonar
    @ultimatedonar 3 года назад +2251

    "Marrying your cousin was considered a *relatively* good bet.."
    #UnexpectedDadJoke

    • @phs125
      @phs125 3 года назад +51

      It's still a common enough thing in india.
      I moved to a different city for college, and whenever I say I don't have a love life, people ask whether I have any beautiful cousins.
      They assume it's an easy deal because you already know them and people often marry their cousins.
      Not at all a thing in my hometown and I feel disgusted whenever someone mentions it...

    • @jmiller6066
      @jmiller6066 3 года назад +30

      IIRC cousins are only 1% higher risk of defects compared to two unrelated people if they have kids. And married people don't necessarily even want kids anyways.

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 3 года назад +53

      @@jmiller6066 The risk goes up with multiple generations of first cousin marriages. Even so, it's still not as big of an issue as people think it is as long as you're introducing new blood every couple of generations and there aren't known genetic defects in the line, e.g. hemophilia, sickle cell, thalassemia, etc.

    • @cerebrofan
      @cerebrofan 3 года назад +21

      Well, marrying another person of same gender is fine, but a cousin you love is not?

    • @mrkeng1
      @mrkeng1 3 года назад +4

      @@raerohan4241 nowdays is quite popular on the youth not having childs. So i don't really see the issue in that cases.

  • @jon6061
    @jon6061 2 года назад +53

    While sad to hear that 'bird law' is not a thing, I thoroughly enjoyed that disclaimer at the end.

  • @tuckerbittick1718
    @tuckerbittick1718 4 года назад +850

    "Everything is legal in New Jersey!" Yeah, except for pumping your own gas...

    • @suo_wei_ren_zhe_jie_xin_chen
      @suo_wei_ren_zhe_jie_xin_chen 4 года назад +71

      I think it is actually a quote from Hamilton.

    • @Invictus901
      @Invictus901 4 года назад +4

      And all firearms.

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker 4 года назад +10

      @@suo_wei_ren_zhe_jie_xin_chen the funny thing is that duels were illegal in New Jersey too at the time

    • @sparkpenguin
      @sparkpenguin 4 года назад +1

      and left turns kinda

    • @yvngcrispy
      @yvngcrispy 4 года назад +21

      @@TheWhale45 As a German: If you honestly think that the 1930s Nazi regime was, in any way or form, "socialist" you should pick up a history book. While it is true that they called themselves that to gather votes from poverty ridden voters, who lost land, homes, furniture, jobs after WW1 in a country with almost no functioning economy, they were simply a fascist right-wing dictatorship.
      Whatever floats your boat, though, man.

  • @greenyawgmoth
    @greenyawgmoth 4 года назад +286

    "[cousin marriage] was considered a *relatively* good bet" Don't think I didn't notice this!

    • @MagicXRoads534
      @MagicXRoads534 4 года назад +9

      I don't know if that was intentional, but good catch regardless, I sure didn't notice it.

    • @matts1166
      @matts1166 4 года назад +5

      The weird thing is that that only covers FIRST cousins. If you want marry your second cousin it opens up MANY more states. By the time you hit 3rd cousin it's legal everywhere in the US.

    • @DarkestKnightshade
      @DarkestKnightshade 4 года назад +4

      Lmao florida and alabama were an obvious one. But high and mighty california allowing it too is amazing lol. They got so much sexual freedom that they ended coming back full circle to the hillbillies they despise.

    • @matts1166
      @matts1166 4 года назад +2

      @@DarkestKnightshade Certain areas have large populations were they think cousin marriage is still okay. The Utah area has Mormons, and in California the immigrant Hispanic population is still pretty open to it.

    • @craigcorson3036
      @craigcorson3036 4 года назад +2

      @@DarkestKnightshade You have some misconceptions about California, there. It's obvious that you have never been. Outside of the largest cities, THEY"RE all hillbillies, too.

  • @martinthibodeaux4628
    @martinthibodeaux4628 3 года назад +2415

    Is it just me, or is this guy's face perfectly proportioned to be a cartoon character?

    • @jameshill2385
      @jameshill2385 3 года назад +198

      I was getting more of a "the love child of Loki and Jim from The Office" type vibe

    • @kidneydealer9938
      @kidneydealer9938 3 года назад +105

      No,he is a character from gravity fall

    • @fuladh
      @fuladh 3 года назад +43

      He looks like Winston Deavor from the Incredibles lol

    • @jacquioliver2063
      @jacquioliver2063 3 года назад +25

      Looks like Ralph from WreckItRalph

    • @linkjoyce7726
      @linkjoyce7726 3 года назад +12

      @@jacquioliver2063 Crossed with Alfredo from Ratatouille.

  • @VideoBeertje
    @VideoBeertje 2 года назад +82

    That last one does sound like one of my psychology lectures where they explained that you can make someone confess to a crime that they didn't commit. You can plant false memories and or convince someone that their own memories are faulty.

    • @AstralBelt
      @AstralBelt 2 года назад +21

      you can -- you can gaslight people into doubting their own memories or begin to accept false memories, especially if they are particularly susceptible (i.e. due to a mental illness)

    • @Dirtydetective
      @Dirtydetective Год назад +8

      What I didnt quite get in that example was the part where he said the guy had said he wanted a lawyer but the cops kept asking questions and wore him down, maybe it's another myth but I thought that when you asked for/demanded an attorney they weren't supposed to be able to interrogate you until the attorney was present. You'd think if that were true then the confession would be thrown out, again I may be mistaken on that one as well.

    • @StormSought
      @StormSought Год назад +10

      @@Dirtydetective there was a case in the news a few years ago where they claimed that because the person being questioned didn't say verbatim 'I'm invoking my right to an attorney' they couldn't possibly have known he wanted a lawyer, even though he said 'I want a lawyer' or something like that, and it was upheld. So you're right, in theory it should be thrown out, but we live in america

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier Год назад +1

      @@StormSought that's completely stupid because nowhere does the constitution say you have to phrase it exactly that way or else it doesn't count

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier Год назад +3

      Another thing police will do is interrogate somebody sometimes for hours on end, and in some cases, they get so tired of being questioned they just get worn down and confess to something they didn't do, and that false confession gets them put in prison, even if they later recounted it

  • @SolomonCaineReaper
    @SolomonCaineReaper 4 года назад +359

    "We assume that the beneficiaries of the will are literate."
    That's a dangerous assumption. Half my graduating class was at a first grade reading level.

    • @Gulyus
      @Gulyus 4 года назад +4

      Half your graduating what?
      (I'm kidding, I know you meant graduating class!)

    • @floydmsmith1
      @floydmsmith1 4 года назад +3

      @@Gulyus I think he's just proving a point. LOL

    • @SolomonCaineReaper
      @SolomonCaineReaper 4 года назад +14

      @@Gulyus Whoops. Need to remember to proofread. Thanks for the catch. Fixed.

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 4 года назад +5

      And I live in Scotland in country where a lot of the older generation can't read or write because they don't really need to.

    • @the13nthpartyboy
      @the13nthpartyboy 4 года назад +7

      Objection!
      A first grade reading level is, in fact, literate. Dummyhead.

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 4 года назад +640

    Casinos actually like card counting. For every one guy who is good at it, there are 10 who come to vegas and lose their money while doing it.

    • @trikmandularlgaming2026
      @trikmandularlgaming2026 4 года назад +56

      house always wins

    • @tristanbulluss9386
      @tristanbulluss9386 4 года назад +2

      Do you play?.

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 4 года назад +59

      @@tristanbulluss9386 For money? No, because it's a losing game. You 'play' and 'win' by just not playing at all.

    • @tristanbulluss9386
      @tristanbulluss9386 4 года назад +2

      I was thinking about going to the casino and playing 21 for the first time but then the virus hit.

    • @arandombard1197
      @arandombard1197 4 года назад +50

      @@tristanbulluss9386 You'll get a chance soon enough. Just remember not to go in expecting to win. Take a specific amount of money that you're happy to lose and don't go beyond that.

  • @bornbrit777
    @bornbrit777 4 года назад +357

    Uses the word “relatively “ when talking about marrying a cousin

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 4 года назад +7

      "Incest is relative" is a often used trope

    • @deadparrot4238
      @deadparrot4238 4 года назад +2

      bro thats what i was thinking lol

  • @dummydee4671
    @dummydee4671 2 года назад +35

    Thank you! This has given me so much more hope to get my abuser in jail. We have some solid evidence but some is circumstantial evidence

    • @pelicanofpunishment6
      @pelicanofpunishment6 4 месяца назад

      I hope, in the two years since this was posted that he went down.
      When I studied forensics, I learned, unlike in the TV shows, that circumstantial evidence makes up the majority of evidence in most cases. The key evidence is really what ties various pieces of circumstantial evidence together to give the truth of the matter.

  • @VIPforevas
    @VIPforevas 4 года назад +138

    I'm glad you mentioned the misconception about reporting a missing person after 24 hours. Waiting actually makes it harder for people to search and follow the missing person's tracks. The more time that goes by, often the harder it can be to solve or find the person alive or dead. More people knowing this could help educate people if a loved one goes missing.

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 4 года назад +14

      If everyone had to wait 24 hours, the show The First 48 wouldn't exist...

    • @Jenny-sq2pr
      @Jenny-sq2pr 4 года назад +10

      Also, for the elderly or people suffering from Alzheimer's/dementia. silver alerts

    • @dickstarrbuck
      @dickstarrbuck 4 года назад

      His example is a bad example though, he basically described kidnapping.

    • @VIPforevas
      @VIPforevas 4 года назад

      @@BaronSengir1008 exactly! xD

    • @VIPforevas
      @VIPforevas 4 года назад

      @@dickstarrbuck True, though I guess it was a generalization. There are a lot of different missing person case circumstances.

  • @opaljk4835
    @opaljk4835 4 года назад +410

    I thought all wills stipulated spending a night in a haunted house otherwise the lawyer gets to keep everything

    • @squeaky9715
      @squeaky9715 4 года назад +16

      He never said that’s NOT how it works.

    • @benjamintaylor5025
      @benjamintaylor5025 4 года назад +1

      Only if the scooby gang can investigate it.

    • @billofbong
      @billofbong 4 года назад

      It's a standard clause.

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 4 года назад +139

    I've found out over the years many people have misconceptions about laws, even law enforcement on many occasions. Its always a good practice to actually look up your state, local, and federal laws to see what it says on paper. Know your rights people.

    • @Bad_Wolf_Media
      @Bad_Wolf_Media 4 года назад +9

      I would add a caveat to this comment: you're not wrong, and there may be times that a cop is going to write a ticket or take some other action because of that misunderstanding. Cops are NOT walking law libraries, and they make mistakes.
      But the time for that discussion is NOT on the side of the road, on the sidewalk, or wherever the occurrence is happening. That's a really good way to find things going even worse for yourself, because now you're being belligerent. No matter how calm and cool you are, arguing with a cop is just stupid. Take your ticket, go to court, and prove your point. Police make arrests, they don't make convictions. You're never going to win that fight, because the argument you're making is for a court, not a cop.
      Just because you may be right doesn't mean you're IN the right if you decide to be an ass in that situation.

    • @ivandiaz5791
      @ivandiaz5791 4 года назад +10

      ​@@Bad_Wolf_Media It's really easy to say that when it doesn't happen on at least a weekly basis to you by multiple different police officers in your town who have nothing better to do with their time than harass ethnic minorities, and when complying with their illegal orders doesn't mean putting your life in danger to follow a completely made-up law.

    • @Bad_Wolf_Media
      @Bad_Wolf_Media 4 года назад +5

      @@ivandiaz5791 If that's happening to you, then you need to file a report with a different legal entity, because that sort of harassment is not legal, and steps will be taken. If you don't take that measure, then I assume it's not actually happening to you, and you're just trying to spread a story without an actual basis of fact. But if you decide that, if cops are that keen on screwing with you, and your best option is to get into an argument with them? That's on you.

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 4 года назад +3

      Unfortunately, due to the way that laws are written and interpreted, it's virtually impossible to ever get a clear answer. Which is why lawyers say that it depends so often as it does. It's a bit of a scam that it's effectively impossible to ever know your legal rights without being an attorney and even then, it often has to go to court in order to get a final ruling.
      In order to know whether something is legal or not, you'd have to not just look up the law, but also the precedences that apply to it and the direction in which the courts are moving in that region. Fortunately, in most common situations things are pretty well established, but when they aren't, that's not likely to get you off.

    • @epothos1
      @epothos1 4 года назад

      I would but the Alabama constitution and laws are TLDR for a reason.

  • @ENCHANTMEN_
    @ENCHANTMEN_ 2 года назад +22

    I love the scene in Breaking Bad where an undercover cop says "hey ask if I'm a cop, if I'm a cop I have to tell you, right?" and then proceeded to say he wasn't a cop, buy meth, and immediately arrest the guy

  • @rachelevil
    @rachelevil 4 года назад +190

    "If you're a cop you have to tell me" is my absolute favorite myth ever, and I love to extrapolate it to other things like "If you're a vampire you have to tell me" or "If you're a robot you have to tell me" (Asimov's lesser-known fourth law)

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 года назад +17

      I tried to buy drugs from a dealer who asked me that, very officially. I said "Actually, that's not true. Undercover cops wouldn't make it very long if that's how it worked"
      He laughed and sold me the drugs anyways

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 4 года назад +5

      Mine is the Miranda Warnings on arrest. "You have the right to remain silent....if you cannot afford a lawyer...etc"
      That's only if they are questioning you. And even if they don't then they may have to toss out the evidence obtained during the interview. Maybe.

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 4 года назад +3

      Naw, if Asimov's robots were required to self-identify, there's at least one story he couldn't have done. He could have made it about a human claiming to be a robot, I suppose, but that seems easy to suss out.

    • @robertkennedy5414
      @robertkennedy5414 4 года назад +7

      Don't forget, "If you're married, you have to tell me."

    • @dream6562
      @dream6562 4 года назад

      @@IloveGorgeousGeorge we should male that a law though

  • @amethystle
    @amethystle 4 года назад +317

    From someone with a degree in biology (i.e., Me): people tend to be pretty grossed out by the idea of cousin marriage, but the fact is that first cousins can have children without defect. As long as they aren't both carriers of genetic abnormalities, the children produced by 1st cousins (or 2nd cousins, or so on) will be just fine. The caveat of that is when: A) there is a genetic abnormality in the family, and B) multiple series of cousins continue to marry and have children together for generations (I'm looking at you, European Royal Family). But a one-off marriage between two cousins isn't going to automatically produce mutated offspring. The problem is not that a single marriage of close relatives could *cause* a mutation. The problems arise when close relatives *continue* to reproduce, limiting genetic variation and increasing the likelihood that already existing, but recessive, genetic mutations will be passed on to offspring by both parents.

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 4 года назад +30

      Interesting thing here is that the states he marked have laws not just about first cousin marriage, but definitions for what does or doesn't constitute incest. The way they're worded I think the bigger concern in some states was less about about marriage between relatives, and more about rape and sexual abuse between older male, younger female relatives. For instance Kentucky specifies contact between uncle and niece, father-daughter, or stepfather-stepdaughter. Instances where one relative could plausibly be the legal guardian and there's a power imbalance.
      Also interesting is that women states consider first cousin too close of a relationship for procreation, but second cousin is considered far enough apart for all US state laws.

    • @fenrirr22
      @fenrirr22 4 года назад +26

      @@75aces97 Because with second cousins you have the same chance to have a child with genetic defects as with any other stranger (and in reality you don't have almost anything in common with your second cousin and barely know them if at all). Ofcourse it is legal.

    • @YeetusTheFetus
      @YeetusTheFetus 4 года назад +11

      Siblings can also have children without defect. It’s just very common to have children with defect. It gets less and less common the further apart you are genetically.

    • @kathryngeeslin9509
      @kathryngeeslin9509 4 года назад +13

      Because we all have problem genetics, every family has its hidden genetic land mines. Close relatives can concentrate good and bad traits. Useful to animal breeders looking to fix desired traits, disastrous when undesirable traits manifest (such as royal humans or purebred dogs).

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 4 года назад +16

      All of that you're saying is just too complicated and sophisticated for the average human to understand or get around to hearing. So, we just say gross because that's what 6 year olds can understand.

  • @croaker517
    @croaker517 4 года назад +312

    "Nowadays we assume that beneficiaries are literate."
    Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out for them!

    • @DarthGibberish
      @DarthGibberish 4 года назад +6

      Especially in Florida, what with all the cousin marriages.

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ Год назад +219

    “Cousin marriage is legal in Alabama,…”
    “Well, it goes without saying”-Everyone

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Год назад +1

      It’s more surprising other kinds of marriage also are legal.

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz Год назад +3

      ​@@GZilla311Child marriage?

    • @AttemptedPretzelMaker
      @AttemptedPretzelMaker 5 месяцев назад

      @@Emil_Stoltz In small country areas that is still big and booming, cuz the less police their are (or better friends they are) the less the laws apply. We gettin back to our olden farm days Yee YEE!

  • @marktenchisilva
    @marktenchisilva 4 года назад +637

    Can we all just appreciate his suit game. Like he's always killin' it. Does he call himself Legal Eagle because he's dressed so fly? I think so.

    • @FryingPan76
      @FryingPan76 4 года назад +2

      This might give a hint: ruclips.net/video/dbLKXqcOTaI/видео.html

    • @jbsgroup96
      @jbsgroup96 4 года назад +8

      Actually game down here just to see if anyone else was saying that. Like especially this episode his suit is really nice

    • @LaskyLabs
      @LaskyLabs 4 года назад +5

      I thought he was a furry.

    • @ilysm.6642
      @ilysm.6642 4 года назад +5

      @@LaskyLabs w h a t -

    • @aadad-7825
      @aadad-7825 4 года назад +2

      indochino

  • @justingogas
    @justingogas 4 года назад +228

    "If the same case was tried to 10 different juries, it would be interesting to know how many would draw the same conclusion."
    This would be a fascinating study where the same real courtroom case is CCTVed to ten juries to render verdicts, but only one of which is the actual jury that will carry legal consequences. The different juries' verdicts could be examined to gain insight on why a certain jury would be more or less swayed by the same case evidence. Is there any law that would prevent such an experiment from being carried out, or have there been any studies with fake cases and fake juries that lead to any meaningful insights on human behavior?

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 4 года назад +33

      My understanding is that high end legal firms will hire dismissed members of the jury pool to evaluate evidence in the case like the actual jury will eventually do. The reason appears that jurors tend to look at evidence and testimony critically when in a group so this method is a good way to predict the outcome and decide if it's worth risking a final judgement or push for settlement.

    • @jakobcox4616
      @jakobcox4616 4 года назад +3

      @@NukeMarine はじめまして nuke marine. I didn't know you were a legal eagle fan.

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 4 года назад +5

      @@jakobcox4616 Been following his channel for a while. Actually, Legal Eagle surprised me when he mentioned he had done a few of my Memrise courses for Japanese.

    • @Carahan
      @Carahan 4 года назад +29

      Studies using fake cases and fake juries is research done regularly by law schools. Sometimes they even do reproductions of actual cases using transcripts. Recruitment is a major pain point, who wants MOAR jury duty? Unfortunately, most states have largely ignored research into how to make jury decisions more representative, accurate, precise, and reproducible. The classic problem being the lack of pay for jury duty means that most people of low means gets dismissed from a jury for financial hardship. This creates the famous mismatch:
      The criminal defendant is likely to be poor, while his jury of "peers" almost certainly are not poor. This also bleeds into civil trials too, but the parties tend not to be as poor.

    • @Ikantspell4
      @Ikantspell4 4 года назад

      This is a thing. Lawyers and social science folk have been doing this. People are not predictable and consistent. Studies show juror error is likely yet it's what we have. Best of a bunch of bad scenarios.

  • @space-junk
    @space-junk 4 года назад +421

    If the teacher is 10 minutes late we're legally allowed to go home

    • @arcanum3882
      @arcanum3882 4 года назад +18

      That’s for colleges

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 года назад +4

      @@arcanum3882 oof

    • @annoyed707
      @annoyed707 4 года назад +24

      ...and if they are 30 minutes late your tuition is free. If only...

    • @PrincessLorelei
      @PrincessLorelei 4 года назад +4

      @@annoyed707 If it were a cumulative refund for every occurrence, I could have retired at age 19.

    • @joemomma5814
      @joemomma5814 4 года назад +6

      I always heard 15 but who am I kidding. Im no scholar

  • @SilentMeteorite
    @SilentMeteorite 2 года назад +9

    14:20 that's honestly really concerning, considering that if the police lie to you saying that someone has indisputably implicated you in a crime, some people will be gaslit into confessing, or will feel like they're screwed and that a conviction will be inevitable, no matter whether it's right or wrong, and will just confess to get a lighter sentence

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 2 года назад +2

      If you're confessing to a crime you didn't commit, that's on you. If they tell you your parents already confessed that they knew you were doing criminal stuff and gave the police evidence, I'm not seeing any world where the reaction you should have it "Ahh well, even though I know I'm innocent I guess I must have done it!" and not "You're lying or my parents are." Why would you trust the testimonial of whoever it is they say is implicating you? That's like believing the school shit-stirrer "You won't believe what x said about y!"

    • @SilentMeteorite
      @SilentMeteorite 2 года назад +4

      @@Winasaurus You know that a lot of people are genuinely susceptible to gaslighting, even when they are 100% sure of the truth, right? Like, even a basic Psychology and the Law class would identify this kind of tactic as unethical and show the huge amount of instances where it's led to false confessions

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 2 года назад

      @@SilentMeteorite And in my opinion, if you're that susceptible to being convinced that you have done something awful then you're close to as dangerous as someone who would do those things. If I can actually convince you you've robbed someone before, you don't really have a reason to not do it again if pushed.
      Especially given that you're literally fighting for your life in a police interrogation, how are you so resigned to just accepting whatever you are told? I highly doubt most people are susceptible to it, especially people are 100% sure of the truth. If you're 100% sure you cannot be convinced otherwise. If you can be convinced, you cannot be 100% sure. Just by the very nature of what sureness is. If you know you didn't do something but someone convinces you you did it, then you weren't 100% sure. Which you should be about things you have done.
      Like if the police pulled you into an interrogation and said they have evidence you did something you know you didn't, would you just go "sigh okay then I guess I did, put me away for life :("?

    • @SilentMeteorite
      @SilentMeteorite 2 года назад +5

      @@Winasaurus Yes actually, studies show that MANY MANY people would. Like, the majority of people. Under a high pressure situation, being held for hours without knowing what's gonna happen to you, and being gaslit by an authority figure can do that to most people

  • @ethananthony94
    @ethananthony94 4 года назад +1385

    He looks like John Krasinsky and Ryan Reynolds rolled into one.

    • @alittlebitofnothing7734
      @alittlebitofnothing7734 4 года назад +14

      Yes someone else noticed!!

    • @puggodplays
      @puggodplays 4 года назад +9

      Someone else finally noticed.

    • @willoween-witch
      @willoween-witch 4 года назад +17

      kinda sounds like a combo of the two as well

    • @gregbell9839
      @gregbell9839 4 года назад +12

      That's probably why he seems like such a cool dude just from the thumbnails alone.

    • @blaketto
      @blaketto 4 года назад +1

      he looks like erik the electrik

  • @leemiller29
    @leemiller29 4 года назад +465

    Cousin marriage is legal in California and illegal in West Virginia. Huh.

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 4 года назад +41

      Now you know where the inbred hilljacks really live.

    • @steverichardson8080
      @steverichardson8080 4 года назад +39

      @@timothyneiswander3151 Mm-hm, because we know people would never do something if it's illegal

    • @mikehudgins6038
      @mikehudgins6038 4 года назад +19

      Checking in from WV, this doesn't surprise me at all. WV is a decent place to live if you like the outdoors, imo.

    • @timothyneiswander3151
      @timothyneiswander3151 4 года назад +7

      @@steverichardson8080 I doubt they are illegally getting married but I guess cousins could "shack up". Since this is a law of protection against inbreeding, it is telling us that the people of California prize incest over the dangers of inbreeding.

    • @leemiller29
      @leemiller29 4 года назад +5

      @@mikehudgins6038 I've actually been and it's beautiful (I went to Pitt, though, so I refuse to say anything nice about it!!!!!)

  • @sleepysnailsnack
    @sleepysnailsnack 4 года назад +72

    That first thing "If you ask a lawyer a question, they usually say 'it depends'" I felt that. My dad is in law, and when I was a kid Id ask law questions all the time, always started with "it depends." lolol

  • @theredlord6178
    @theredlord6178 2 года назад +51

    I don't even need a lawyer but I still want to hire this guy as my lawyer lol

  • @mturynP
    @mturynP 4 года назад +422

    It's perfectly legal to yell 'Fire!' in a crowded theatre that's burning.

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 4 года назад +27

      what if you don't yell "Fire!" but instead pull out your marshmallows?

    • @timsickler5125
      @timsickler5125 4 года назад +89

      So basically, before I yell "fire" in a crowded theater, I need to remember to actually light the theater? That's what I been doing wrong...

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 4 года назад +51

      Yelling "fire" is legal. The ensuing panic and reckless endangerment you caused are what get you in trouble. The loss of earnings & potential damage caused to the theatre as a result of your actions leave you liable to a civil suit.
      Basically you can say whatever you like, and not get in trouble for it. You can however get in trouble for peoples reactions that you triggered, if those reactions are a reasonably predictable outcome of your words.

    • @idankatz8085
      @idankatz8085 4 года назад +4

      It depends

    • @alexandreman8601
      @alexandreman8601 4 года назад

      even if it's not burning to legal to yell it

  • @BronzeEleven
    @BronzeEleven 3 года назад +652

    "Lawyers prefer to wound you with a pen rather than a sword"
    Is he threatening to stab me with a pen?

  • @jessejordache1869
    @jessejordache1869 2 года назад +299

    I had a pot dealer in college, and in our first transaction he said to me, "oh by the way, if you ask an undercover cop if they are police, they CAN say no." I told him I knew that, but thanks anyway.

    • @trevormillar1576
      @trevormillar1576 2 года назад +65

      Let me guess, HE was a cop, and you got busted.

    • @jessejordache1869
      @jessejordache1869 2 года назад +58

      @@trevormillar1576 That would be hilarious.

  • @alexwilcott7493
    @alexwilcott7493 Месяц назад +22

    1:05 i thought this mf heard me burp

  • @dwanashawn
    @dwanashawn 3 года назад +139

    When we were summoned to the "reading" of my mother's will, the lawyer made a point of saying there is no such thing as a reading of the will. He then proceeded to read my mother's complicated will line by line explaining as he went. It was an excruciatingly painful and horrible event.

  • @nickcampbell3812
    @nickcampbell3812 4 года назад +367

    I like how after the 3 categories were read on the legal status of marring a cousin, there were still blank states.

    • @connormawe01
      @connormawe01 4 года назад +73

      Yeah, I was wondering about that. My guess is that they have laws where the wording make it illegal, but not explicitly illegal, or the reverse where the wording leaves loopholes. For example, in my home state of Vermont, the public decency laws do not forbid public nudity, but state "open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior is a punishable crime." (13 V.S.A. §2601: Lewd and Lascivious Conduct) as well as elsewhere defining the removal of one's clothing as lewd behavior (couldn't find the exact law). As such, so long as you are already nude once entering public property and do not act in a lewd or lascivious manner, it is perfectly legal to be nude in public. However, upon this loophole becoming more well known, a number of towns and cities enacted their own policies to prevent people from wondering around public spaces nude.

    • @Abcwhatever
      @Abcwhatever 4 года назад +16

      @@connormawe01 Now I'm just imagining some rich nudist owned some big building in a large city and hosted a nudist event in his building, and once everyone wasn't dressed, he told everyone that it was okay to walk the streets without worry of being arrested

    • @seraphilight
      @seraphilight 4 года назад +15

      *stares at Texas*

    • @SongRater1though50
      @SongRater1though50 4 года назад +11

      *IT DEPENDS*

    • @Tornnnado
      @Tornnnado 4 года назад +1

      @@connormawe01 thank you so much. I’m also a Vermonter and was wondering what was up with Vermont.

  • @TheRealmDrifter
    @TheRealmDrifter 4 года назад +100

    "Are you saying that, legally speaking, whoever smelled it _isn't_ necessarily the one who dealt it?"
    "It depends."

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 4 года назад +3

      The person in Depends probably dealt it.
      Facts.

    • @RyanWehr
      @RyanWehr 4 года назад +3

      that depends

    • @frigginjerk
      @frigginjerk 4 года назад +3

      There is, however, a long precedent established, such that he who made the rhyme did the crime.

    • @zentiph
      @zentiph 4 года назад +1

      @frigginjerk well, it depends

    • @frigginjerk
      @frigginjerk 4 года назад +1

      @@zentiph Yes, but be that as it may, the principle of "Whoever denied it supplied it" may be applicable in these cases.

  • @mikefromco
    @mikefromco 2 года назад +4

    Fun fact, I helped lobby and got a bill passed here in Colorado that bans the use of “deceptive interrogation” by SROs in schools. So that at least is a start in Colorado

  • @rickysmyth
    @rickysmyth 3 года назад +75

    The main thing is to never say anything in the police interview. It is court where you have to explain yourself, the police interview is just to get a confession or more evidence. It doesn't matter if your innocent or guilty and court is where you say if you witnessed something. The interview is to see if you did it so you could end up being falsely accused if you talk

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 4 года назад +218

    "Everyone knows you can't yell 'fire' in a crowded theater"
    Objection: you need the word "falsely" before the word "yell"

    • @verybigbrain1
      @verybigbrain1 4 года назад +8

      And you are only in trouble if it causes actual harm.

    • @Enderslegend
      @Enderslegend 4 года назад +4

      That was a throw away line from a case about sedition. That standard was also abandoned, so there is no such law.

    • @verybigbrain1
      @verybigbrain1 4 года назад +31

      @@Enderslegend There is no specific law but if you knowingly falsely yell fire in a crowded theater and damage results from it you can probably be held liable for that damage in a civil suit

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 4 года назад +3

      I saw the movie Inglorious Basterds, and not once at the end did anyone shout "Fire!" Even in the end, they obeyed the law!

  • @Mundus33
    @Mundus33 4 года назад +323

    LegalEagle: Marrying your cousin was considered a "relatively" good bet for a long lasting union.
    Me: I see what ya did there.

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 4 года назад +8

      well, i'd personally say that's a bit extreme. should be like your farthest cousin for it to be okay in my opinion, since at one point this "cousin" basically is far enough from your genes to be considered a stranger. and if that's still not okay for anyone still then they must be asexual.
      edit: Vsauce actually made an amazing video about this topic. I should rewatch it.

    • @derkylos
      @derkylos 4 года назад +16

      Technically a cousin is anyone you share an ancestor with, making the entire human race cousins...

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +6

      @@derkylos distant distant

    • @asneakychicken322
      @asneakychicken322 4 года назад +6

      @@carlwebber4094 every person alive is at least 50th cousins with every other person, as we all share a common ancestor

    • @SD-hs2pk
      @SD-hs2pk 4 года назад +7

      @@asneakychicken322 But that's why most aren't sick because the DNA have "space" to be different enough.

  • @geenareilly5842
    @geenareilly5842 Год назад +8

    Hey! I'm a law graduate working at a criminal defence firm in Scotland. I would absolutely love to see you talk about Scots Law since our legal system has quite a few interesting aspects to it, like: the 'not proven' verdict in criminal trials, the concept of 'hamesucken', and the elements of creating a contract (verbal agreement is enough). Thanks!

  • @randomperson1714
    @randomperson1714 4 года назад +2558

    “First cousin marriage is legal in Alabama.”
    Of course it is.

    • @micahjones1451
      @micahjones1451 4 года назад +189

      Citizen of Alabama here to clear up something. While marrying your cousin is legal, we will avoid you like the plague. Because gross.

    • @ОсликИа-я2ы
      @ОсликИа-я2ы 4 года назад +39

      Yeah, I like how he started right from it :D
      Even tho it was just an alphabetical order.

    • @dinosaurtimeandfunnyvideos
      @dinosaurtimeandfunnyvideos 4 года назад +19

      @@micahjones1451 don't get why its gross.

    • @pix3lpancake
      @pix3lpancake 4 года назад +5

      @paula damn Californians

    • @7minutesago4yearsago29
      @7minutesago4yearsago29 4 года назад +26

      Sweet home Alabama

  • @thierry7291
    @thierry7291 4 года назад +94

    "This video does not represent the view of RUclips or Google and is solely a product of the voices in my head"
    "Copyright will subject the infringer to severe civil and criminal prosecution as well as imprisonment with joe exotic"
    That Disclaimer is Golden

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 4 года назад +7

      "This video is not authorized by the FBI, William Barr, John Bolton, or Robert Mueller. Good."

    • @TheYakusoku
      @TheYakusoku 4 года назад +10

      "Devin Stone is not actually an eagle" and "...solicitation of your feedback does not create... bromance." Dude. Breaking our hearts twice in one disclaimer.

    • @snork_games
      @snork_games 4 года назад +3

      So flipping good. 11/10 read

    • @acrefray
      @acrefray 4 года назад +1

      I saw it begin to scroll past and paused, went back and knew I was in for a treat.

  • @geoffk777
    @geoffk777 4 года назад +294

    Or, as Abbie Hoffman said, "Freedom is being able to yell "Theater" in a crowded Firehouse."
    The moral of the last point is 1. Never confess to anything incriminating and 2. If you're in legal jeopardy, don't say anything at all except "I need to speak with my attorney".

    • @ztmackin
      @ztmackin 4 года назад +24

      I would say "I request to speak with my attorney" because saying i need isn't asking for it, its just a statement

    • @geoffk777
      @geoffk777 4 года назад +31

      @@ztmackin Your wording might be technically more correct, but any Police who ignored the first version wouldn't get a lot of sympathy from a judge or defense attorney. "Yes, your Honor, he did say that he needed to speak with his lawyer, but we disregarded that and kept interrogating him because..."

    • @westtech001
      @westtech001 4 года назад +6

      If you're not in legal jeopardy - shut up and stay out of legal jeopardy

    • @Foolish188
      @Foolish188 4 года назад +6

      How many people think that Jon Benet Ramsey's parents were guilty because they called an attorney early on?

    • @geoffk777
      @geoffk777 4 года назад +28

      @@Foolish188 Yeah, exercising your legal rights may annoy the police and give you bad press. But it's still the right thing to do. If you're seriously sick, than you call a real doctor. And if you are in serious legal trouble, than you need a real lawyer--and sooner, not later after you've already made a mistake.

  • @saltybrackishfresh
    @saltybrackishfresh 24 дня назад +2

    The Casey Anthony jurors will all go to hell, not even kidding. They all came out and said that the case haunts them to this day. Except one man, who said “ He described lead prosecutor Jeff Ashton as "ambitious" and "arrogant." He said that one of the other prosecutors was "mechanical and cold."
    So because of HIS feelings, he let a murderer walk free, un-fkn believable

  • @nickp3402
    @nickp3402 4 года назад +85

    A little more on number 4: Don’t hesitate to report a missing person. The radius of their potential location increases every minute.

    • @Sea-qv4sd
      @Sea-qv4sd 4 года назад

      I wonder what happens to kidnapped people. Especially the young ones. I doubt some are there for torture

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd 4 года назад

      I can ask for amber alerts and golden alerts on my phone from my phone internet provider.

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 3 года назад +2

      Not for me. They never even leave my basement

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 4 года назад +173

    "LegalEagle: Lawyers prefer to fight with our words not our fists.
    Matthew Murdock: *laughs in vigilante*

    • @techpriesttaro8148
      @techpriesttaro8148 4 года назад +14

      well, he has already said that Matthew Murdock is a bad lawyer.....

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 4 года назад +12

      To be fair, Matt has had his ass handed to him many times both in court and on the streets...

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 4 года назад +8

      @@BaronSengir1008 To be fair, he's blind

    • @BaronSengir1008
      @BaronSengir1008 4 года назад +4

      @@JargonMadjin He has an echolocation that is more accurate than a normal person's sight...

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 4 года назад +1

      @@BaronSengir1008 I know

  • @aadityachhitarka1938
    @aadityachhitarka1938 4 года назад +44

    "If you ask a lawyer a legal question the answer is usually it depends because it usually depends"

  • @icarus-wings
    @icarus-wings Год назад +11

    Hilarious that at 6:35 you explain which cards are valued at 10, but then throw in the term “shoe” without any explanation.

    • @ahapka
      @ahapka 2 месяца назад

      What needs to be explained? You are counting how many of the face cards and tens have been played, so the rest of them are in the shoe waiting to be dealt. If the shoe has been half dealt, and very few face cards and tens have been played, then it's favorable for the player, so they should bet a lot. Oh, the shoe is the item that hold the cards waiting to be dealt (on the right side of the screen at 6:42).

  • @thereprehensible435
    @thereprehensible435 4 года назад +222

    The only time an officer can't LEGALLY lie is in a courtroom... But that isn't to say they won't.
    But ye, lying during interrogations or casually? No laws against them doing that at all.

    • @swampwitch6133
      @swampwitch6133 4 года назад +16

      Yeah a popular one in that is that if you ask a cop if he IS a cop (like before doing a drug transaction or whatever (cop being undercover) they have to tell you they are a cop. They do NOT have to reveal they are and can outright lie to you about being law enforcement (slippery slope there though as far as if it's viewed as possibly entrapment depending on circumstances though)

    • @saelorasinanardiel8983
      @saelorasinanardiel8983 4 года назад +13

      @@swampwitch6133 my understanding of entrapment is that you can't be done for a crime a police officer encouraged you to commit. i'm not sure how denying being a police officer could affect that.

    • @jadegrace1312
      @jadegrace1312 4 года назад +6

      @@saelorasinanardiel8983 More specifically. I think it usually isn't entrapment if you decline to do it and they keep pushing you to do it. But I'm not a lawyer and this isn't legal advice so I don't know.

    • @Valpo2004
      @Valpo2004 4 года назад +18

      @@jadegrace1312 I think the wording is sort of the police offering you the opportunity to commit a crime that you would not have otherwise gone and done. I believe the classic example is if a cop knows you are in rehab and knocks on your door to offer you drugs. It's entrapment because you were otherwise minding your own business. Now they can stand on a street corner posing as a dealer and wait for you to ask them.

    • @jadegrace1312
      @jadegrace1312 4 года назад +2

      @@Valpo2004 that makes sense

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 4 года назад +192

    That last case with the fake “confession” should have been tossed because he asked for a lawyer, but didn’t get one and the police continued questioning him.

    • @Captain_Flynt
      @Captain_Flynt 4 года назад +42

      It depends on how ambiguous the request for a lawyer is. There was a famous case, Louisiana V. Warren Demesme that’s often cited in case law

    • @icedink87
      @icedink87 4 года назад +32

      He has the right to remain silent. I'm guessing they were questioning him while waiting for a lawyer but not denying him a lawyer

    • @GhostMan407
      @GhostMan407 4 года назад +4

      Even if you ask for a lawyer, they do not have to get you one unless you demand one.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 4 года назад +22

      Yeah, that was super shady. Shit like that should not be legal.

    • @MurdocsMinion
      @MurdocsMinion 4 года назад +41

      Yeah, unfortunately, you have to be really specific. Like, "I am invoking my right to have a lawyer present. I am invoking my right to remain silent until a lawyer is present." And then just. Don't talk. Even if they offer a glass of water, or coffee, or start being nice, or make you wait a whole ass day.

  • @Wyattearpp
    @Wyattearpp 4 года назад +259

    "Cousin marriage has always been popular around the world....gross."
    *Rudy Giuliani will remember that*

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 4 года назад +2

      Philip II of Spain has entered the chat.

    • @felixrogers1295
      @felixrogers1295 4 года назад +2

      When he said “Hey Kentucky, way to go!” I felt that.

    • @arubinojr5670
      @arubinojr5670 4 года назад

      @@podemosurss8316 Giuliani and Phillip II having something in common is a black mark against humanity as a species. (I approve.)

    • @reamick
      @reamick 2 года назад

      Giuliani married a second cousin.

  • @kvarner6886
    @kvarner6886 2 месяца назад +2

    I ran away when I was 12 in 2001, and was gone about 26 hours. When I came back to my house my parents were on the phone with the police, and they were just then being allowed to file a report about me. So unfortunately- at least in Portland Oregon in 2001- at least one police department wouldn't accept a missing child report. It probably had to do with me being a runaway, but I don't think it should matter. I hope this is no longer the case now.

  • @DrakeAllegrini
    @DrakeAllegrini 4 года назад +547

    Here’s a legal fact: If the document isn’t on legal size paper, it isn’t legal.

  • @davidkglevi
    @davidkglevi 4 года назад +137

    "It depends" is often a sign of a person actually being well informed, no matter the discipline. It shows an understanding of the complexity of their area of expertise, no matter what.

    • @keithklassen5320
      @keithklassen5320 4 года назад +25

      Well, it depends...

    • @gnupfo
      @gnupfo 4 года назад +10

      Except in maths, or other natural sciences. It depends if it depends.

    • @davidkglevi
      @davidkglevi 4 года назад +4

      @@gnupfo Of course, it also depends on the question. Especially in math and natural science.

    • @jellyplayz687
      @jellyplayz687 4 года назад +8

      @@gnupfo I mean, even in math, it can depend. 6+6 is 12 under base-10 but in the hexadecimal system 6+6 is c

    • @gnupfo
      @gnupfo 4 года назад +4

      @@jellyplayz687 Both of these are the same number though, just displayed differently.

  • @jackskellingtonsora
    @jackskellingtonsora 4 года назад +267

    "Susan Collins may express her displeasure and furrow an eyebrow but allow you to do it anyway."
    I laughed out loud. That was a good joke damn.

    • @ryanbaumann2701
      @ryanbaumann2701 3 года назад +2

      I live in Maine and I approve this message.