BATTLETECH: Hungry Like the Wolf
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- Опубликовано: 4 май 2024
- There are few that know the secrets behind the #Ilkhan of the #Ilclan, #AlaricWard. Master of the #DarkAge and bringer of the new era. But in the world of #Battletech, there are battles that take place in the mind, and even in the heart!
#HungryLikeTheWolf is one such example of this. Truly, one of the greatest #ClanWolf stories of our time.
There are several links in the description to help you on your own adventure to find Hungry Like The Wolf. The followup to #HouroftheWolf that everyone asked for I'm sure.
#Wolf
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You can find a Free Copy of Hungry Like the Wolf, from Michael Stackpole's Patreon, here:
www.patreon.com/posts/hungry-like-wolf-103570780
Aspiring novelests can also check out Mike's book on writing one, here-
21 Days to a Novel by Michael Stackpole (US link):
www.amazon.com/Days-Novel-Secrets-Writing-Guides-ebook/dp/B0029O0ANM
Artwork for Shirtless Alaric done by: twitter.com/Koala_Laurelin
And of course, this was all made possible because of viewers like you.
Every day, they stray further from Blake’s light.
We failed him. We failed ourselves.
We must overcome, praise Blake
Blake’s Light is a 20W bulb in a spotlight world
How can Blake's Light be ignored. Our time is coming. The sign of the promise happened. All that is left is to act. Out of game context, Catalyst ignore the Blakist and Comstar is detremental.
@@luxordeathbed It's a significant fanbase and I hope that something happens for them, but I can't promise you anything will.
Girl, if he hasn't promised you all of the Capellan Confederation territory, he doesn't deserve you~
True
“Do you think god stays in heaven because he’s afraid of what he’s created?” -Spy Kids 2
Not until this very moment, did I fully understand the meaning of that quote.
So steamy you'll need double heatsinks to flush that heat!
Radical Heatsink required lol
Oh no. It's Battletech the romance novel.
' But why?" - Loren Coleman, Adepticon 2024
Mike Stackpole is the greatest, a content creator who not only gets the joke, but runs with it for the score! 😂 That was appropriately turbulent & turgid. Congrats of sorts to you for providing the origin i petis for this....colorful....bit of official fanfic.
I request a Trial of Position, Ilkhan ;)
If this is where my membership funds go to. I’d gladly support Big Red even more.
We've got Muppet Hanse Davion coming next. Then we've got Friendship is Magic Stefan Amaris, and "Hello Fellow Mariks" Nichol Halas.
How many bets did you loose at Adaptacon ?
@@NOLMAD6 I didn't lose any bets at Adepticon thankfully. Just on the channel XD
@@BigRed40TECH oh good your above comment gave me pause sir. Good job on making do on the bet.
@@BigRed40TECH Can we please after that get the "Capellan Ball" next with Sun Tzu as Bulma and Kali as Goku?
I choose to believe that this is canon; that Alaric would Ejaculate due to being enraged in a conversation
🤢🤮
You know this is not what I expected to find when decided to check back in after my long absence I guess you have strayed from Blake
It's not my fault! lol
@@BigRed40TECH Like hell it's not, do I need to remind you who is responsible for creation of this salacious image of ilKhan Alaric?
May Kerensky have mercy on us all!!! 🥲
Amazing, thank you so much for this cooling-vest ripper.
Too hot for any cockpit to handle.
"Post-battle clarity." -Mamasan Stakepoole
My Myomers are triple strength for having heard this. Almost as hot as Tharkad during our great crusade.
Every day we head further towards Blake's light. Truly this is the most blessed of all timelines. May we all give thanks to Rye Fields for giving unto us the ilPectorals.
ilPectorals 😂
I'm dying dead!
I’m going back to the Capellan Confederation where the state protect from such things as this 😂
Celestial Wisdom never imagined such evil. lol
I'd rather cross Romano Liao than experience this again.
daoshien liao declares a crusade.deus vult.glory to the taiping.
This is an honorable attempt at trying to surmount the 2016 Short story hugo award winner "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" by Chuck Tingle.
No one can say Red doesn't deliver, even when he shouldn't have.
GRAB YOUR BELOVED SIBKINS!
This was everything I was hoping it would be
Well clan fan fiction was not on my bingo card
*opens the bottle and takes a long swig* This is why I drink!
Truly Red is a man of the people, giving us exactly what we needed. More of our glorious IlKhan
Blake Save us! May your light protect us oh great prophet and Primus.
This is 7 shades of hilarious
I like to think this exists in universe, causes Ilclan officials rage and makes the Foxes silly amounts of Cbills and Kerenskies
Its a romance novel written for aged out Clan Mechwarriors XD
Battletech smut is all well and good until someone decides that it's the Battletech setting and decides that they need to include an Urbanmech in bed.
"Malvina, I think you'll find I've got more in my arsenal than you could possibly realise." The UM-R60L whispered, it's oil slicked cannon dripping with HarJel, leaking from near an actuator.
Malvina quivered, the AC20 on display dwarfing the equipment of the Jade Falcon Mechwarriors she normally bunked with. She knew it was wrong... A Capellan Urbanmech... But she couldn't look away from their monstrous rod on its right side.
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: IMPORTANT - DO NOT USE HARJEL AS LUBE)
Making notes for Part Two…
...Urbie sitting on a couch surrounded by a Steiner Scout Lance... :P
The urbanmech -is- the bed ;)
@@michaelstackpole2021 Malvina stared in awe at the UM-R60L, its AC20 dripping oil onto the mottled ferrocrete. The mech whispered back, its modulated tones causing her to quiver with excitement.
"I think you'll find I'm quite well equipped to... core... you."
HarJel leaked from near an actuator as she admired the powerful rod on the right of the mech - pulsing with heat after being fired. She knew it was dishonourable - a Capellan Urbanmech - but her heart was now Isorla.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: DO NOT USE HARJEL AS LUBE.
“How dare you!”-oh..Oh…OH!
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I want to know how much Stackpole's patreon membership goes up just from people going to get it.
It's for free atm! But Scratch as a whole puts out fiction to read. I checked out his "Diary of a Space Pirate" from the same issue and enjoyed it. I'll read more later. :)
He spun towards her and did WHAT?! 🤣
I died reading that part out loud lmao
I was not planning on readung this story. Just enjoying the idea that it was out there. But hearing you giggle at the insanity of it all has me interested. Have a great day and bask in the 'glory' you have brought forth in to this world. Few are thise that would have been able to do so.
I breathed such a sigh of relief when I at last saw the beautiful Roc Battlemech, Thank you for showing such a stellar mech!
This suffering we all now share, is the suffering Chat deserves.
I don't think I have enough of the holy Gauss rifles to repel a shirtless Alaric. Well I guess I better go order as many Gauss equipped assault weight platforms as possible.
This is art. Thank you for this Bear!
Damn i wish i had time to meet you and hangout with the battletech folks more. Was to busy running my booth sadly
Sometimes we need a big hunk of man in our lives.
What did Lorcan Negal do?!?!?
What didn't I do?!
Time to break out the ear bleach.
This is it, Red. This is your magnum opus. 🤣
Such cruelty. lol
I would love to see this become cannon as an in universe romance novel published in Canopus space and there being talks of the the remains of the Tharkad broadcast network starting production on a movie adaptation.
For the first 4 minutes this sounds like a romance novel. After completing it I understand now... Freebirths were a mistake.
I begin to question what my funds to this Channel support.😂
Cooler things are coming. Banshee and Nova Cat art on the way! lol
@@BigRed40TECH I do enjoy the Banshee, despite its flaws.
I have a idea for a story you could try writing. Snord's irregulars vs the Bounty Hunter comedy. Where Snord's irregulars good luck/plot armored is constantly saving him while the Bounty Hunter is getting ever more frustrated.
I didn't write this story though! XD
Just what my monday didnt need scifi hapburgian smut with Wolfs gaus rifle
We need Blake's light, his nuclear light
Praise Blake.
I was expecting for her to ask him to expose his Stackpole
We asked for this we asked for our own death and destruction when we begged begged bagged red to give us this my only regret is that Alaric is not ugly enough
And this is why the light of Blake is needed.
The Wolf needs to burn in holy fire of Blake's Plasma Rifles
The Inner Sphere rejected Blake's light when they had the chance. They could have prevented this.
Honored throtkin, I will now retire to my bunk ❤
I could have had a long, fulfilling life having not seen this... turbo-heresy.
You have gone too far, Big Red.
Such is the nature of the internet. The internet's gifts are not always the ones which we desire. :P
THATS MY ILKHAN AAAAAWWOOOOOOO 🔥🥵🔥🐺🔥🥵🔥🐺🔥
There goes my Ilkhan! Watch him as he goes! lol
Red, YOU ARE LEGEND!
Even folks from the Majistracy of Canopus would think that this story goes too far!
Oh good mercy... ;)
I would like to remind you RED I STOOD AS THE LAST LINE AGAINST THIS MADNESS THE FINAL WALL ATTEMPTING TO HOLD..... i dont deserve this .... Rye Fields deserves this
I was there as well I remember.
We tried to avert this, but they did not listen, and now all must suffer
Oh goody ... We need Protomech reviews 😄
Oh, Red. If you think this level of cursed is enough to make me uncomfortable, you are so, so wrong.
I hope my monthly mon mons go towards more of these.
Friendship is Magic. O.O
Going after all that middle age white woman spicy novel money. Well played catalyst, well played.
Oh wow, none of these words are in the grate visions of Blake
Blake has abandoned us brother. All is lost. :(
Holy mother of God. And I thought my prose was purple. That said, there is a severe lack of slash in the Battletech fanfic archives. Maybe I should fix that, now CGL seems to be getting in on the game themselves.
My question is why does my girlfriend like this more than I do
Will Mykaelya next deliver the spicy interquel to Jade Phoenix Trilogy
Whelp... that happened.
And again, since 'but why' couldn't stop this train wreck, might as well have Stackpole go to the deep-end and make a fanfic out of it.
And yes, should apologies regardless for this light novel kind of piece of work.
XD
IlKhan, I believe we might need to test the... Battle capabilities of your terrible war machine... In private.
You're fond of the word "Horrific" and it doesn't get any more horrific than that opening piece. I'm new to the channel so I can only hope bad romance novels are not the way forward.
They aren't! XD
Next up is planned to be the GUNSLINGER. :)
@@BigRed40TECH So that is going to be the name of the tall dark figure that wondered off the Dropship in to a town of raiders and thugs. Lasers at the ready?😁
@@williamjanak2013 Nah, it's about an 85-ton Battlemech lol
@@BigRed40TECH You know as well as I do it can still be both.😋 Looking forward to your next video. Take care.
This was one of the videos I've watched from you bear
It's the video of all time.
Could be worse. At least we didn't have to have this written about Nicholas Kerensky
“But Whyyyyy😂😂😂”
What stravag madness is this?!😂
Red, i think i might have shit myself just a little bit after listening to this.
"But why?"
Oh God, I'm blind!
Im not sure if im gonna watch this... heres a comment for the algorithm though
Just saying, we could make this into a BattleTech dramatic reading tradition like My Immortal and the Eye of Argon are at SF cons
I think I have clicked to the wrong BigRed40TECH channel =D
Oh
I was still expecting worse 😅😅
I fixed my lights😄
Lupus Delenda Est.
I... I truely have no words.
When this travesty of an "art" peice was suggested, I had no idea just how awful it could get.
Hilarious
YUB YUB, yes your followers did this to CGL YUB YUB we did!!!!! BREWHAHAHHA
Thank you for reminding me why I am not ever going to read this book :)
Are you saying that the Ilkhan didn't conquer your heart? XD
@BigRed40TECH I am afraid not lol
How much of your soul died reading this? lol
All that is left of my soul is rage! lol
I'm so proud :D
You shouldn't be! lmao
I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
Mission accomplished!
For those of you wondering why this abomination exist, it's all Red's chats fault.
is this a fanfiction? this sounds like it was written by a teen in the 2000's.
Watch the outro and discover! lol
I'm a no way a fan of clan Mary Sue, Nova Cats for life.
You are going to love the planned Nova Cat video.
The irony of your choice of words.
Thanks, I hate it.
my god if only the blakists had won I wouldn't have had to listen to this
It gets harder and harder to guess who the target audience is...yikes
OMG this is terrible. LOL 7 Minutes was all I could handle.
There was only 1 minute left! Shame, the ending has outakes and stuff lol
wut
Exactly.
Maybe the blakists had a point...
They were just trying to save us all!
What is this drivel?
Uhm, iT's HuNgRy LiKe ThE woLF! XD
@BigRed40TECH Great delivery shame about the content.....has the writing really got that bad?
@@AD-re7ec This was a joke piece. It's not official. lol
The problem is i can see them feeling that way about some characters, anyway great fun to see.@BigRed40TECH
@@AD-re7ec I think a lot of people speculate about stuff they don't really know tbh. I'd not expect many Battletech dedicated romance novels. lol
I think I hate the Wolf’s even more now. They turned Battletech into a romance novel???
It's not canonical don't worry lol
There is still the Jade Phoenix Trilogy you surats
wow, what a great joke /sar
Hey, thanks for the great post! :)
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Wtf?