Describing Fantasy Magic Systems While Eating Hot Sauce! 🥵
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- I hope you are happy patreons! Enjoy my pain while I describe fantasy magic systems.
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Book man hurts himself for our amusement
I have some Scorned Woman in my fridge. I love hot sauces but it's too much for me most days.
OMG WHY ARE YOU POURING IT ONTO THE CHIPS!
I know he didnt meant it but that's the first time I've heard him say I dont care when it comes to Wheel of time magic system lol. Feb. 2020. This was very funny to watch too.
The things we do for content lol
Daniel you still rocked this despite noises and such. And look at it this way: you did way, *way* better than DJ Khaled did on Hot Ones
Please, Magic Systems Ranking ^_^
Hey Daniel. I'd love to see you review the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant series sometime. It is arguably my favourite fantasy series ever, and in my opinion has some of the most brilliant worldbuilding and character development ever written, though I freely acknowledge that it does have some problems and is not something everyone would like. But whether you end up liking it or not, I would be really interested to see how you would review it.
I definitely wasn't ready for this video first thing in the morning.
oh my, i cannot stand even slightly spicy food, my mouth hurts for you, Daniel 🔥
Quality content right here. 😂
Sugar helps immensely!
Hello from the Patron who first proposed this. You are all welcome for this masterpiece.
When you see a video which was posted "X seconds ago".
That hot sauce makes you dance from the heat. Need some tap shoes!!
You should do this with reaper sqeezin hot sauce, you will regret everything
"That escalation was so high!" *Burps*
Duuude! You’re crazy! The self harm is not necessary! Kinda funny. But I worry for your innards! I’m more than happy to listen to your thoughts without the pain. Hope you’re feeling ok.
Literally screaming at the video to tell you to eat cucumber
Love this ridiculously stupid video. I'm hoping for more of these in the future!
This was very funny to watch. My friend and I used to do something similar, but with sweet/sour. Those boiled sour lollies: shove 10 in you mouth at once for hot sweats.
Or the ultimate in fun: aged straight lemon juice. Squeeze the lemons and leave the juice in the fridge for a couple of days first. (This will make the juice more sour). Then eat something very sweet like chocolate, as soon as that is done drink some of the juice. This increases the sour hit. It is very intense to say the least. Live, die and repeat for max enjoyment.
Anything with pepper extract is hotter than what the scoville's say. They are more of an additive instead of a sauce you put on things. Kudos my dude, Kudos.
Edit: Pepper extracts are exceptionally hot because they're made up of either pure dried chili peppers or a blend of dried peppers and essential oils. Pure capsaicin comes in at 15 million on the Scoville scale, meaning extracts can hit a range that doesn't even compare to your average bottle of hot sauce.
Man, it gets worse when you need to use the toilet.
Respect.
Erik Armando Truly. Spicy food isn’t that bad until it has to come out the other end. Yikes.
Don't forget to wash your hands BEFORE you hit the bathroom. You'll only make that mistake once ;-)
Quality content
I think this is one of the best videos you have put out
Daniel Greene, I’m happy to announce you are the first recipient of the Bloody Stupid Johnson Cross (1st Class with Straight Jacket Clasp), a newly instituted medal for those who do an action that goes beyond the normal bounds of ‘Ye Gods, man, what possessed you to do that?!’
For reference: discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Bloody_Stupid_Johnson
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
'There is apparently no start to his talents' lol. How do I not remember this?
😂😂😂😂😂
The closest will probably ever get to a HotOnes episode with a book enthusiast we can all relate too
literally was gonna say this
Hmmm...those were certainly some...HOT takes you had there Daniel.
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.
‘I think that will be too easy’- Daniel Greene, words of a man who will soon regret everything.
He's gonna regret it even more 8 - 12 hours after filming it!
"I immediately regret this decision..."
-Daniel Greene 2020 😅
This beautiful man is hurting himself for our entertainment... and it’s very enjoyable to watch.
I tried a really ridiculous hot sauce at the mall and had tears flooding down my face while I looked for a water fountain.
Passersby looked on
They thought I was very sad
But I was just dumb
Nice haiku
4:30 "The Song of Ice and HOOOOOOT..." yup that's the series 😁
Daniel has oficially gone mad and I love it
Red Ajah comin for him
Hey Daniel. Here is a pro tip. Use coconut ice cream next time. Learned this at a Thai restaurant. It is like magic turns the heat off instantly. Its amazing.
i suggest yogurt with a lot of fat and honey, or ice cream (not to cold) the fat will protect your stomach ! otherwise that's some hot quality content right here ! my respects to your tongue
“A Song of Ice and *breathes fire*”
What’s next, describing favourite book plots while receiving electric shocks? 😂 ⚡️
Nothing like self torture the entertain the internet....
Good plan having milk and an Aes Sedai standing by to heal you!!
I hope it helps, and remember it burns twice-you may feel like you have the dark one's taint after this😉
Good thing you didn't have to describe Malazan's magic system in that condition, my friend.
Oh my god that would be fucking painful
As a to-be doctor, be careful. That much spice and sudden cold drinks inflame your stomach. HCl will be secreted more. Yes. Inflammatory response of ur body to save u from the trauma. But it also hurts. Gut inner wall can be excoriated. Enjoyed the video tho :P keep up!
Look up hot ones.
@@ericgenrogues7292 um what?
@@shosty575 It's a show on RUclips based entirely on this premise.
@@kbg12ila oh tq. Anyway it is dangerous. Ulcers can erupt. Bloody painful those are.
Tq for the heart, Daniel!
So this is how Daniel Greene dies.
What's the opposite of ASMR?
0:42 Nice to see someone new on the channel :)
Try Dave’s Insanity Hot Sauce and try saying anything other than “Aaargh, I’m dying”. It’s the only hot sauce I can’t eat it except in microscopic quantities. It’s only marginally easier to stomach than Terry Goodkind.
Terry Goodkind book review while eating hot sauce, please!
Jeremy Watson I would pay for this
Reviewing a Goodkind book requires reading one, which is painful enough
I felt pain just watching this... You have some cruel paterons 😂
Episode two of Daniel becoming insane
What was episode 1?
Hanania Weissler screaming at books while holding a knife
I feel like the first hot sauce wasn’t actually that bad, Daniel just can’t tolerate spicy things lol
0:00 Trying to recreate an episode of first we feast, I see? XD
When he poured that third hot sauce I was practically shouting at my tablet "Don't Do It!!."
You did much better than I would have done! Well played, sir!
Not the content I subscribed for but definitely the kind of content I will stay for. Quality content
I’m in pain just watching this lol. I’m a complete wimp when it comes to spicy food 🔥.
My limit is Taco Bell Fire Sauce. Even their Diablo Sauce is too much for me. (But I do use the Fire Sauce for a lot of different meals)
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
I think Daniel lost his mind after finishing The Dark Towet
Quality content. Hope your following poops aren’t too bad.
'It's the colour of the Devil's taint!'
Ewwww
'Wheel of Time reference!'
Oh _that_ kind of taint.
Oh, iced tea. I thought it was whiskey. For some reason.
"content, right?"
He consumes the Spice-Melange
And I thought too much siracha was spicy. Man was I wrong...
It seems you've mastered the hot vomit spell
When the third one just poured out I kept thinking, 'Don't do it, you don't have to do it, just pour another- the mad man, he actually did that!' Your suffering for your viewers' entertainment is both appreciated and awe-inspiring. Hope you've fully recovered from the experience.
Props!!! I couldnt, wouldnt. Half a gallon of milk would have been gone 😆.
I hope Daniel put the toilet paper in the fridge too, ready for later ;)
LMAO "content right!?!" Love you bro keep up the great work! Love everything Brandon Sanderson and Robert Jordan ! Thanks for introducing me to many other great works!
For a second I thought Hot Ones did an episode on Wheel of Times
Pineapple juice, my friend! It's like a magic potion for cooling a burning mouth. Even better than milk usually :-)
Dude this is gold. I did a thing with my brother where we ate a hot pepper straight and had to go 10 minutes with no relief in drinks or foods and it sucks so much worse than you think.
Game of thrones: blood magic and self forgiving prophecy.
Gross sounds is an understatement. 🤢
Lmaooo love hearing Dan swear.. just seems out of character for him and that’s awesome
"Hot Ones has claimed a copyright on this video"
Daniel, this is very important. I am not sure you want to listen but... Do NOT listen to everything patreons, chat or commenters tell you to do. This is crazy! ;-)
Yesss!!! Thankyou for actually going through with it 😂😂
Am I the only one that didn't pay attention to any of the magic systems and had to watch the video again because I was too focused on Daniel torturing himself?
loooool more content like this
Now it's Nea'blis' turn.
Next video: Daniel describes fantasy magic systems after drinking the whole hot sause container!!!!!!!!!
So, daniel did the 250k-1,000k second, and the 50k-250k last.....math is not his strong suit, or maybe he is number dyslexic.
This is exactly the kind of quality content that I subscribed for
Bread Daniel !!! Next time eat bread. Don't drink cold liquids. Makes it worse. Alcohol helps 😉
Oh my damn! I feel your pain. 🥵🤕
Dude, have you not done any research dealing with hotsauces? You need to drink milk or eat (soy) joghurt, water doesn't help... sugar? I'm not sure about that...
Daniel, cruising through your videos and while I really like the content I’m wondering... never any mention of Robin Hobb and her Realm of the Elderlings series. Would love to hear your take.
Not sure if you know about Gene Wolfe's solar cycle, but I think it's likely right up your alley. Deep, mature, literary fantasy at a glance, with much more going on upon closer inspection.
Daniel left out (for *The* *Wheel* *of* *Time* ) the strange powers that Fain/Mordeth had, the power Myrddraal have to travel via shadows, and the ability Min has to see people's futures in a sort of aura around them. All of these are some sort of magical power that are not part of the magical systems already laid out by Daniel (or pretty much anyone else when describing the magical systems of the *WoT* series).
I think you look a lot like Alexander Ludwig (Bjorn in Vikings or Cato in The Hunger Games)
I really really appreciated that you described a number of magic systems, not just Wheel of Time. Diversity is key
My eyes were watering just watching this video! You are nuts! I hope you recovered okay.
American Gods isn't based off of just Norse Mythology. The whole premise of the book is that all gods are real and anything we worship becomes a god.
Hey, Daniel, if you wanna get more views just appeal to much broader audience...
I'm only about halfway through, and the only reaction I can come up with is, "You poor bastard."
Well thank you for your hot sauce recommendations cuz I never seems to found one that’s hot hot hot 🥵,Am Africa so it never too hot for me.
Drinking water flushes the capsein to all corners of your mouth. Makes it worse. Rookie mistake
Did he survive or get a reaction? Good cliffhanger. I do really hope Dan is okay. Could we see a review of a book from hospital.
Yea I have vicious viper bought at the north market, you definitely don't want to eat that straight. The flavor and fire habanero is one of my favs and can eat that all day, when he thought that was hot I knew he was getting into trouble. That being said the description of the dance of dragons magic system on the viper was impressive.
Vodka and only vodka to neutralise spicy taste. Everything else will only makes things worse
I like spicy food but my mother brought back some hot sauce from St Thomas once called mama Anna's that was so hot it made food inedible