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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @OneTopic2
    @OneTopic2 3 года назад +3087

    i have a *very* tired laugh in this video from feeling ill hehe. i hope you still enjoy the video 💜 after this one I have more new videos for you on this second channel!

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic  3 года назад +307

      i’ve been having fun uploading gameplay over there and i hope you enjoy it too! it’s a small dream of mine to be more of a gamer on here and every view is a little bit of support 💜 love you all 😊

    • @Gayord
      @Gayord 3 года назад +30

      Hope you feel better OT!

    • @floralstar3566
      @floralstar3566 3 года назад +8

      I wish a speedy recovery for you OT

    • @lukatv9861
      @lukatv9861 3 года назад +14

      I love your tired laughs, healthy laughs.... All the laughs. Gimme dem giggles. They keep me from having to pay for a psychiatrist! Yaaaaaayyyyyyyy

    • @ZeldaRoseSongbook
      @ZeldaRoseSongbook 3 года назад +6

      Hoping you get better soon, OT.

  • @angeldude101
    @angeldude101 3 года назад +6681

    Excuse me? Virginity pledges aren't made to _dads._ They are made to the great goddess Artemis to join her hunting tribe!

    • @Ishgard_Trash
      @Ishgard_Trash 3 года назад +779

      And then Zeus had to go mess it up for one of the huntresses. It's always Zeus.

    • @Esther-dx4gi
      @Esther-dx4gi 3 года назад +564

      @@Ishgard_Trash And if he doesn't do it, you can always trust Poseidon to step in

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 3 года назад +178

      If you pledge your virginity to Artemis, I'm not sure she's super fan of long white dresses XD

    • @Khontis
      @Khontis 3 года назад +360

      @@krankarvolund7771 then pledge to Vesta. She totally was. Plus even though you'll be more responsible for the home care of things you get some pretty bad ass bonuses.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 3 года назад +128

      @@Khontis Yeah, but you lack the immortal flame to watch :p

  • @CorwinFound
    @CorwinFound 3 года назад +2422

    Virginity pledges to father's are so creepy. It's like pledging ownership rights. Insane and gross.

    • @kazikek2674
      @kazikek2674 3 года назад +250

      Honestly as a dude the amount of thought and effort some dads will go through to intimidate or abolish any contact between their 'princess' and her peers is literally draconic.
      Much of the time maybe the only good thing that comes out of it is the 'welp turns out I'm bi so that did nothing' joke-stories.

    • @kimcarter129
      @kimcarter129 3 года назад +133

      Definitely creepy! Do you know they also have purity rings ( it means they won’t have sex until marriage).

    • @taylorhillard4868
      @taylorhillard4868 3 года назад +89

      I mean....not that far off from the origins on marriage.
      Although archaic, women were traditionally property of their father, until marriage.....when she became property of the husband.... at least in the case of judaic-derived religions.

    • @lalaliet
      @lalaliet 3 года назад +101

      @@taylorhillard4868 that doesn't make it better?

    • @taylorhillard4868
      @taylorhillard4868 3 года назад +107

      @@lalaliet of course not. My point is that it's nothing new. Its very much how it's always been, and it's always been weird.

  • @hyenaedits3460
    @hyenaedits3460 3 года назад +571

    "I'll show you you're not bi!"
    Dating a man does not make one less bi? The literal definition of bi is liking multiple genders?

    • @ColdBaltBlue
      @ColdBaltBlue 2 года назад

      Careful, you might short-circuit his cobweb covered brain and start a fire.

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 2 года назад +5

      Technically, it's more along the lines of liking both genders, but still, you have a point

    • @therollerblock6276
      @therollerblock6276 2 года назад +34

      @@nolalookenbill7053 multiple = 2 or more so still not wrong lol

    • @honey2waysakaeggyegg
      @honey2waysakaeggyegg 2 года назад +30

      @@nolalookenbill7053 both? both meaning all two. meaning there are two genders. i'm so tired of ppl saying that it's 'liking both genders' it's actually way more like: bi=being sexually or romantically attracted to two or more different genders.

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 2 года назад +15

      @@honey2waysakaeggyegg A h -
      Thank u for correcting me

  • @hazell1304
    @hazell1304 3 года назад +1005

    Can confirm, Ive been double vaccinated and am 10x gayer than I was before. Currently fighting for my booster so I can reach Ultimate Gay.
    I see no downsides.

    • @LadyBrightcynder
      @LadyBrightcynder 3 года назад +71

      Omega gay! Omegay! (Hope you manage to get your booster soon!)

    • @cat_clawz9473
      @cat_clawz9473 3 года назад +45

      I've had my booster and I can confirm it made me even gayer, 10/10 recommend 👌

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 3 года назад +36

      I got vaccinated the same year I found out I'm trans and nonbinary. Coincidence?
      Well actually, yes. But they don't need to know that.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 3 года назад +27

      I've had both doses of the Pfiser vaccine and a booster. It turned me soooo gay, that it went back in time and caused me to come out in 1993!

    • @grantwilliams2571
      @grantwilliams2571 3 года назад

      Please don't joke about stuff like this. It's just gonna deter more and more people from getting the booster.

  • @edo0girl2.03
    @edo0girl2.03 3 года назад +2655

    Loki is actually gender fluid and bisexual. He's referred to by male pronouns because that's what the people who wrote the stories wrote referred him by. He's a shapeshifter and regularly changes genders for funsies. He's also given birth to at least one of his children.

    • @panainpublic
      @panainpublic 3 года назад +619

      That "at least one of his children" being an 8-legged horse. Gotta love Norse mythology :D

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 3 года назад +257

      Also the world serpent if I remember correctly. And even if he wasn't the mother in that case im still impressed by how that kid turned out.

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 3 года назад +96

      And a whole lot of monsters after eating a heart

    • @keeperscripts
      @keeperscripts 3 года назад +222

      If I remember the story right, Loki found a cursed heart on the sid elf the road, decided to eat it to gain power, and then gave birth to Jormungunder, the world serpent, Fenrir, the wolf who would bring Ragnarok, and Hel the goddess of the underworld. And yes, Loki birthed an eight-legged horse before this

    • @jemsilver
      @jemsilver 3 года назад +215

      In the story where Loki is a handmaiden to Thor dressed as Freyja, the handmaiden is referred to as 'she'. Thor is pretending to be a woman, Loki is being one.

  • @hmnhntr
    @hmnhntr Год назад +110

    As a guy who uses skin lotion, I've literally never met a girl who complained about me having soft skin. I have met many women who enjoyed me not having the body texture of a leather shoe

  • @pyro_geist
    @pyro_geist 3 года назад +1622

    The fact that one girl with semi visible veins is getting hate for it is absurd. you can see the veins in my arms like they’re vines on a tree.

    • @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308
      @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 3 года назад +26

      same

    • @Asathegoopy
      @Asathegoopy 3 года назад +170

      Blood flow is good, people

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 3 года назад +54

      zombies only 😔👊

    • @hellmark6666
      @hellmark6666 3 года назад +23

      The last part is poetic.

    • @erinyes3943
      @erinyes3943 3 года назад +87

      I’d hate to see what that kind of man thinks about *gasp* stretch marks or ~scars~
      Because ladies never have *any* of those. Our girly moisturizer takes care of that!

  • @Nullref_Arcana
    @Nullref_Arcana 3 года назад +1035

    "I've proven women they're not bi, by having a date with them as one of the genders they like...."
    Yeah, it's big brain time

    • @Stargazer_Ley
      @Stargazer_Ley 3 года назад +181

      Nah they probably realised they were actually lesbians by dating him. (This is a joke! I just think it would be frunny if he dated a bi person who then went "nah, guess I'm not into dudes after all."

    • @-luci_043-3
      @-luci_043-3 3 года назад +31

      no way, kris deltarune

    • @rainekelly545
      @rainekelly545 3 года назад +50

      I think we are going to need to connect some brain cells to find out how a BI person can date a MAN its almost like the date Men Women and just about ANY gender

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 3 года назад +27

      @@Stargazer_Ley I mean, I think I'm bi right up until I speak to any man I find aesthetically appealing lmao.

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 3 года назад +2

      @@-luci_043-3 wow another luci! Hi! Lol.

  • @lilbluridinghood6296
    @lilbluridinghood6296 3 года назад +411

    I'm a bisexual woman, and lemme tell you, every time I see or hear about a guy being so dumb, insensitive, arrogant, mean, and cruel like the guy at 13:50, it makes me a liiiiittle bit less attracted to men. "I'll prove you that you're not bisexual or a lesbian."
    "Excuse me, sir, but your statement is false because you made me less attracted to men and more attracted to women just by saying that."

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 2 года назад +22

      As a bi demiromo ace woman? Yeah. HARD SAME. I got more than one option and you’re ensuring it ain’t ever gonna be you. -hell. men like that when I thought I was het demiromo ace? Y E A H I’d MUCH rather be “alone.”-

    • @cmqptkloacjko
      @cmqptkloacjko 2 года назад +2

      @@anonymousfellow8879 this is a stupid question but how does being a bi demiromo ace woman work? Asking because I’ve never seen 3 orientations from one person

    • @paltheporg7821
      @paltheporg7821 2 года назад +21

      @@cmqptkloacjko I think it means that they are attracted to people of both genders romantically, but only after knowing them for a long enough time. And they don’t want to have sex with anyone, they just want a romantic relationship with kissing, cuddling and dating.

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 Год назад +12

      ​@@paltheporg7821or, at the very least, they don't feel sexually attracted to people. doesn't always mean "no sex". sex drive and sexual desire are their own things. but it's at the very least true that sex isn't usually an important part of a relationship to aces.

    • @paltheporg7821
      @paltheporg7821 Год назад +4

      @@sourwitch2340 Oh, yeah! I can’t believe I forgot about that! (I’m ace)

  • @jppokemaniac93
    @jppokemaniac93 3 года назад +1015

    "Don't date fat women!"
    Me who's dating a chubby woman and love her very much: "Don't tell me what to do! >:3"

    • @KuliJester
      @KuliJester 3 года назад +145

      Me, who has two chubby partners and love them so much I would fight god if they dare threaten them: ‘I’m sorry that I have no fucks to give :)’

    • @missmisty1273
      @missmisty1273 3 года назад +81

      As a fat feminine enby, this makes me happy. :) My partners love my chubby body aswell, I'm the teddy bear of the relationship and I'm not complaining!

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 3 года назад +37

      As a fluffy lady, I appreciate this.

    • @avikarpik
      @avikarpik 3 года назад +42

      Dunno, I was 17-18 years old when I realised that body fat has absolutely ZERO to do with how attracted I feel to people. Looks matter, don't get me wrong, they are a factor in overall attraction along with more character/mental/compatibility stuff. But someone's weight has no impact on how I perceive people's physical attractiveness. It's just how it is for me, and I can't believe I'm the only one.

    • @queenthot1438
      @queenthot1438 3 года назад +25

      Me, chubby afab that has dated chubby women: 👁👄👁

  • @Arrzarrina
    @Arrzarrina 3 года назад +2329

    The guy who loves his Audi more than his partner's body is just saying unironically that she has a great personality and is the best person to be around. Nothing wrong with that at all. /s

    • @nightoffbaldman
      @nightoffbaldman 3 года назад +288

      I thought it meant that he prefers cussy.

    • @Blossom-wn3kv
      @Blossom-wn3kv 3 года назад +121

      @@nightoffbaldman I CANNOT-

    • @tigerwings2551
      @tigerwings2551 3 года назад +102

      @@nightoffbaldman JAIL

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 3 года назад +79

      Fellas, is it straight to not be attracted to women?
      Also, I don't know if anyone else noticed, but check out the arms on that bride. What's not to love?

    • @GenerallyChaotic6839
      @GenerallyChaotic6839 3 года назад +51

      @@nightoffbaldman you know that one episode of “my strange addiction”? Yeah... THAT episode

  • @bigbowlofspaghetti
    @bigbowlofspaghetti 3 года назад +289

    Heya pals!
    Just a little PSA:
    Do you constantly think "WHAT IF I'M FAKING IT??" all day every day to the point you can't eat without stressing about faking your identity?
    You aren't.
    No one who was faking it would question it, because they'd already know the answer.
    Take care pals!
    Love ya :)

    • @olafboer3435
      @olafboer3435 2 года назад +10

      And what if i stopped fearing it because i was certain?

    • @acornmaybe
      @acornmaybe 2 года назад +14

      Thanks! i literally misgendered myself in my own head without realizing it so i really needed this

    • @artboxartist9935
      @artboxartist9935 2 года назад +6

      Thank you so much for this, online-person! I stress about this heavily from time to time, so it's nice to have reassurance!

    • @mattr2238
      @mattr2238 Год назад +5

      Thanks

    • @got_nothing_to_do
      @got_nothing_to_do Год назад +6

      One piece of advice I heard is if you feel really anxious about the idea of possibly "faking it", you're not faking it :)

  • @The_Enby_Zev
    @The_Enby_Zev 3 года назад +688

    Jammie: The straights are okay
    OT: Are they though?

    • @zannabatsy1656
      @zannabatsy1656 3 года назад +28

      Hah, exactly the order I watched them too 😆

    • @jammies721
      @jammies721 3 года назад +13

      I just came from his video lol

    • @julianlastname5730
      @julianlastname5730 3 года назад +13

      I’m watching in the opposite direction to maintain some faith in humanity

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 3 года назад +14

      @@julianlastname5730 Yeah, if you want some faith too, OT is straight, he's proof that, equality means equality, regardless of who or what you are, you're the one that chooses how you act.

    • @lilaboxx
      @lilaboxx 3 года назад +8

      Schrödinger's straights

  • @Kingyundi
    @Kingyundi 3 года назад +561

    Virginity culture will forever be the weirdest thing in “heteronormative” ideals.

    • @lego_the_cat
      @lego_the_cat 3 года назад +115

      And then they get upset at/refuse to acknowledge aces smh

    • @valpet4944
      @valpet4944 3 года назад +110

      @@lego_the_cat You must resist the urges of the flesh! But you must also crave the flesh!
      Weird mix of concepts that are part of heteronormativity.

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 года назад +65

      @@lego_the_cat "You should feel attraction at SOME point in your life! How else will you have children to continue our bloodline? Adopt? PSH who would want a child that doesn't share our blood?"

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 3 года назад +31

      Virginity is stupid and only exists to oppress women and to give toxic masculinity more ammo, that's it.
      And demonic rituals but demon overlords understand that virgin blood isn't as needed in rituals as it was back in the old days, unlike SOME straights

    • @valpet4944
      @valpet4944 3 года назад +13

      @@adrianrandom3448 Interesting, some demons are more "woke" than those people.

  • @xenodragonlord6007
    @xenodragonlord6007 3 года назад +608

    "Loki is straight and a male" made me almost choke on my ice cream
    Imagine admitting so loudly that you know nothing about Loki.

    • @jacobwiens659
      @jacobwiens659 Год назад +73

      Forget “hasn’t read the comics,” try hasn’t read any Norse mythology.

    • @xenodragonlord6007
      @xenodragonlord6007 Год назад +23

      @@jacobwiens659 yes absolutely.

    • @blurrface723
      @blurrface723 Год назад +42

      you both are completely right. It's like saying Zeus was loyal.

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor Год назад +20

      @@blurrface723or that god is purely merciful

    • @audiobooksforfree7857
      @audiobooksforfree7857 Год назад +20

      @@BisexualPlagueDoctor Or that Demeter was a kind, sweet, nature goddess. (She made a guy eat himself alive)

  • @CatsOverBrats
    @CatsOverBrats 3 года назад +375

    A man has shown bisexual women they aren't bi? Does he even know what being bi means? Dude, I married a man. I've been with him for 15 years. That doesn't mean I'm no longer bi. It just means I found my life partner and it happened to be a man.

    • @ryderthesinful
      @ryderthesinful 3 года назад +51

      I'm more concerned about the lesbians part. If they were a lesbian, why would they willingly have sex with him? Makes you wonder if they weren't willing...

    • @zacheryeckard3051
      @zacheryeckard3051 2 года назад +14

      @@ryderthesinful The guy clearly doesn't understand what words mean, so. .

    • @glistensbow
      @glistensbow 2 года назад +7

      @@ryderthesinful he is most likely lying about that (hopefully) cause if he isn’t then I’m scared about what happened to those poor people :(

  • @dantereinhardt6911
    @dantereinhardt6911 3 года назад +2249

    Ah yes, Loki. The super straight guy that transformed into a female horse and got nailed by a giant horse. Then gave birth to a horse with six legs.
    Totally. Completely. Straight.

    • @justatransnoibat3507
      @justatransnoibat3507 3 года назад +286

      I actually read about this. Loki got pegged by so many things. Hel is his daughter, plus the world serpent.

    • @ashadowperson9905
      @ashadowperson9905 2 года назад +161

      Loki does whatever the hel he wants to. Simple as that :)

    • @60sspider-man29
      @60sspider-man29 2 года назад +110

      Not to be that guy but eight legs.

    • @60sspider-man29
      @60sspider-man29 2 года назад +89

      @@justatransnoibat3507 and Fenrir. The story of Fenrir is sad...

    • @YoutuberGrudge
      @YoutuberGrudge 2 года назад +60

      though, could you imagine that ability? Sounds pretty fuckin sweet to me.

  • @bookbook9495
    @bookbook9495 3 года назад +131

    These videos always remind me of that one teacher who could only make “I hate my wife jokes”, and I said out loud, “the no-fault divorce has been around for at least 50 years.” And he looked at me like I’d offered to blow his house up

  • @Astrid_A_H
    @Astrid_A_H 3 года назад +386

    the finding demon in Pride Month is extra funny when you realize Christians celebrate a holiday with a man named Santa which can be re-arranged to Satan who breaks into your house and leaves gifts which people gladly open without question not knowing what is inside which is falling into temptation and that's a sin

    • @NightWing1800
      @NightWing1800 3 года назад +94

      To make it more sinful, Christmas is THE major holiday for capitalism. It's the greediest time of the year. The biggest tradition of the holiday is about exchanging material desires.

    • @justincase9650
      @justincase9650 2 года назад +63

      @@NightWing1800 To take it even further, Christmas was originally a pegan holiday.

    • @NightWing1800
      @NightWing1800 2 года назад

      @@justincase9650 And also Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of prostitutes.

    • @karno6679
      @karno6679 2 года назад +22

      Wow. I now have an argument to use against every Homophobe! Thanks for this, seriously!

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 2 года назад

      I mean. To be fair. Many of these people actually do arrange Santa into Satan. No joke. It’s already a thing.
      -also generally the ones who insist that christmas ornaments aRE aCTuALLy sKULLs-

  • @boots1622fan
    @boots1622fan 3 года назад +848

    i'll never forget being 13, buying food at the movie theater with my male friend, and the cashier giving the change to him instead of me. It just... I don't know. It was something so small, maybe even accidental, but it felt almost dehumanizing. Like, I'm sorry, am I not allowed to pay for things with my own money just because I'm a girl? It kinda doesn't happen too much because I don't date men, but every now and again when I'm out w a male friend and they assume I'm dating them they just always default to assuming he's paying?

    • @phoebedarker
      @phoebedarker 3 года назад +155

      It's the little things that make you realize it harder i think. Like i will sway out of the way of the man in the way and he won't even consider taking up less space in our shared pavement. Tiny but telling

    • @AvhelFeather
      @AvhelFeather 3 года назад +100

      Yeah, if you hang out with a male freind for more than a few seconds, everyone assumes you’re both dating or something and i have to say “male freind”. But people dont think of anything when i say “girlfreind” to refer to a girl or woman freind and still think we’re dating when we’re not.

    • @fendrikdrake3320
      @fendrikdrake3320 3 года назад +74

      So, funny thing is my whole life when I was eating at a restaurant with my family my mom would pay for the meal. Because she handled the money in our house.
      Now I'm a hotel clerk and everytime i give the bill to a table i put it between the couple/guests so that they can choose who pays.

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 3 года назад +68

      If I went out with a female friend, and she paid, and the cashier handed me the change, I just wouldn't acknowledge it at all, until they realize that I didn't pay.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 3 года назад +8

      how presumptuous! and you know what they say: assuming makes an ass of u and me 😉

  • @akira_ariga
    @akira_ariga 3 года назад +195

    I’ve said this elsewhere, but for years I had thought the “it’s natural to hate your spouse” thing was totally normal because that’s how my parents were, and my mom was unable to get out of that abusive marriage for a long time. He would refuse to divorce her and it was a mess.

    • @dankdreamz
      @dankdreamz 3 года назад +36

      Most of being an adult is unpacking all the baggage you were given as a child.

    • @ryderthesinful
      @ryderthesinful 3 года назад +31

      @@dankdreamz hi where can I return all this luggage? I want a refund.

  • @Kiragura
    @Kiragura 3 года назад +880

    Also, when it comes to Loki, the person who thinks he’s a straight cis male, they’ve never read Norse mythology.
    Also, Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn is fucking gorgeous.

    • @ReneeAH-2008
      @ReneeAH-2008 3 года назад +73

      Loki also got knocked up by a horse.

    • @GoddessOfThree
      @GoddessOfThree 3 года назад +58

      I agree about Aloy! Seeing her on a poster made me look into the game and want to play it in the first place.
      Oh nooo, she's not cartoonishly "conventionally" sexy? What a traaagedy, because clearly the only alternative is being a disgusting troll 🤣 /s

    • @fishbrain9591
      @fishbrain9591 3 года назад +22

      I may be aroace, but got damn Aloy's definitely someone I'd make an exception for

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 3 года назад +18

      I remember that screenshot from HZD2 making the rounds on Twitter a few months ago, accompanied by an over-the-top femme fanart (which was very pretty of course but)… I had assumed they had really roughed her up from the screenshot they had chosen, but I was like "eh, it's their game, maybe she's had a few years of aging".
      I found a PS4 clip from when I played Horizon Zero Dawn and guess what? in the cutscenes, she looks exactly the same as the game model in the pic, they just picked a deliberately bad screenshot of her. in the game overall she is quite beautiful. EVERYBODY is capable of looking frumpy if you take a pic at a bad moment.

    • @mangaanimefan89
      @mangaanimefan89 2 года назад +21

      Didn't he also dress up as a handmaiden to Thor, who was dressed up as a goddess(can't remember her name), to trick some giant?

  • @halcyonmoon
    @halcyonmoon 3 года назад +1960

    preferring not to date people with certain genitals isn't transphobic but making "I refuse to date trans people on principle that they are trans" your sexuality sure is xx

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 3 года назад +338

      Thank you! This is 100% what us trans people have been trying to say but the straights call us oppressors whenever we do.

    • @cat_clawz9473
      @cat_clawz9473 3 года назад +67

      exACTLY!!

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 3 года назад +268

      It's not like trans people are lining up around the block to date these morons either. It's just a recycled homophobic trope, where upon finding out someone is gay, homophobes will say, "Well just don't start hitting on me." Excuse me, but it's called having standards.

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 3 года назад +170

      @@FrozEnbyWolf150 lmao!!! Then they get offended when we don't want to date them and call us bigoted. They are nothing but clown shoes.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 3 года назад +36

      I posted a separate comment about what I', a gay cis man who came out in the early 1990s, would like to say to these so-called, "Super-Straights". It's long, so I won't copy-post it here. But have a look.

  • @juliusklein6245
    @juliusklein6245 3 года назад +107

    "Is it gay to eat"
    Honestly, lets just say yes. Those who accept gay people and dont mind appearing gay will be able to eat, the rest... Well they will probably come to the conclusion that their opinion was wrong. So we end up with a society in which everyone accepts each other and eating makes you look gay. Doesnt sound too bad to me.

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 2 года назад +1

      But it’s the wrong label applying to people it doesn’t fit that’s the issue. You have no idea what ocd can do to people who come across something being done wrong.

    • @juliusklein6245
      @juliusklein6245 2 года назад +5

      @@burntgrahamcracker2866 Its a joke, if people truely say "eating is gay" and mean it then they need to seek a mental help.
      Also, i apologise if i triggered someones OCD, that was not intentional. I just thought it would be a funny joke.

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 2 года назад

      @@juliusklein6245 no I’m sorry you shouldn’t feel guilty for a joke, I just get really mad being seen as a bad person when I barely leave my room because of association.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 5 месяцев назад

      And for those who don't change their minds, well... it's not a major loss, is it?

  • @Arella17
    @Arella17 3 года назад +745

    Honestly at this point it's been declared gay for men to do literally anything so men should stop worying about looking gay and enjoy their lives

    • @FabbrizioPlays
      @FabbrizioPlays 3 года назад +45

      Instructions unclear, men now collectively refuse to exist because existing might be gay

    • @thatsmuggamer
      @thatsmuggamer 3 года назад +22

      Fellas, is it gay to look through the YT comment section?

    • @creepycucumber3487
      @creepycucumber3487 3 года назад +41

      I once saw a tweet or smth that said that men who like buff and strong women are secretly gay and i just--
      Fellas, is it gay to like women?

    • @aaasht2606
      @aaasht2606 3 года назад +8

      Imagime never wearing a color your whole life because what unknown people and their opininons might say.
      Mnot pickin on em, there are people treathened with harm and other stuff for something as unimportant as hair lenght.
      People need to mind their own bullsht and not other's

    • @unionfire
      @unionfire 3 года назад +10

      @@creepycucumber3487 It's gay to like feminine things! Therefore, it's gay to like women! obv jk haha But for real, these people are just clowning themselves

  • @FlareonSky
    @FlareonSky 3 года назад +252

    I'm literally ace and there's nothing quite as weird to me as Virginity Pledges to dads

    • @Cuprite1024
      @Cuprite1024 3 года назад +46

      Demi af and I completely agree. That is creepy af. Lmao.

    • @tinytaleah
      @tinytaleah 3 года назад +15

      Very not acespec but also agree

    • @phoebedarker
      @phoebedarker 3 года назад +18

      I'm bi but it's the weirdest to me too. Yikes!

    • @hellmark6666
      @hellmark6666 3 года назад +25

      As an ace enby adult who was put in that position as well as conversion therapy for my gender identity, i feel weird.

    • @seregiel9541
      @seregiel9541 3 года назад +14

      ... so I shouldn't inform you that there is a "famous" person who wanted to pay a professional to have his daughters viriginty checked?...

  • @lazdahuman
    @lazdahuman 2 года назад +82

    The fact that I just learned about Notch's homophobia makes my heart sink. I feel like the Harry Potter fans. Maybe Microsoft was right in leaving him behind.

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON Год назад +8

      Wait notch is homophobic... Wow

    • @samarnadra
      @samarnadra Год назад +37

      ​@@poison-LICKTHEPOISONThis is why it is the new fan canon that Hatsune Miku created Minecraft (and Harry Potter).

    • @devilsluk
      @devilsluk Год назад +11

      @@samarnadra This is amazing fanon, thank you.

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer 8 месяцев назад +13

      As a Longtime Minecraft fan, due to his rampant homophobia, transphobia and other shit. We just prefer to forget about him…

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@samarnadralove that, thanks!

  • @xJadeWolfxx
    @xJadeWolfxx 3 года назад +286

    "Loki is straight and a male!" - someone who has never once read a Norse myth. My Heathen heart is sad.

    • @Lushy-Nights
      @Lushy-Nights 2 года назад +12

      yeah, loki is litteraly a mother-

    • @ianpgmusicfanfictionart
      @ianpgmusicfanfictionart 2 года назад +18

      @@Lushy-Nights of Slepnir the eight legged steed. Loki also loves to become a woman and have kids with human dudes.

    • @Lushy-Nights
      @Lushy-Nights 2 года назад +2

      @@ianpgmusicfanfictionart yeppers

    • @acupofmayo
      @acupofmayo Год назад

      ​@@ianpgmusicfanfictionart didn't he also give birth to the world serpent?

    • @ianpgmusicfanfictionart
      @ianpgmusicfanfictionart Год назад

      @@acupofmayo I believe so

  • @РенатаДаминова-т2о
    @РенатаДаминова-т2о 3 года назад +267

    About the dude who said that you should care about children and dogs only when they're useful: i like to think that in his family his wife was taking care of all the little children and pets while he was absent and then, when they grew up, they only cared about about the woman, they all hung out together and didn't even know who this dude was and he felt sad and abandoned

    • @bronztrooper9440
      @bronztrooper9440 3 года назад +43

      When I saw that post on r/AreTheStraightsOk all I could think when I read the first line was "Fuck you, puppies are awesome"
      That guy has literally no enjoyment his life and apparently decided no guy should either.

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 3 года назад +35

      Kinda reminds me of a story I saw on another channel, where two people, who had little to no means to support a child on their own but could probably do it together, ended up having a child, and the mother bounced, along with her mom. The dad and his dad had to raise the kid for 18 years, then the mom and her mom showed up acting like nothing happened and expecting them to take the now elderly grandmother in and care for her.
      The kid basically just went "Ma'am, I don't know you. Leave my property, or I'll call the police."
      Needless to say the mom threw a massive tantrum after hearing that her child, which she abandoned at birth and never attempted to get in contact with, didn't have any connection to her or feel responsible for caring for her mother, and both women were taken away by law enforcement shortly after.
      Happy end.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 3 года назад +18

      imagine going through life only relating to others by what they can do for you. what a sad little existence. also sounds like a psychopath lbr

  • @thescholarsjourney661
    @thescholarsjourney661 2 года назад +44

    7:28 who wants to bet that if he dated an actual athlete, he would think she was "gluttonous" because of how much she needs to eat to keep active?

    • @linkblade0
      @linkblade0 Год назад +9

      Probably.
      He's either a gym bro whose entire personality is going to the gym.
      Or is himself an overweight dude who gets his expectation of women from anime.

  • @thetwizard9290
    @thetwizard9290 3 года назад +615

    everytime I see the "masculinitySaturday" hashtag I get an overwelming urge to make a twitter account solely to make shitposts with that tag.
    I'd say things like "men should only like manly things, so they should date men" or make egg jokes. Sadly I don't have the time

    • @elainasynranelt
      @elainasynranelt 3 года назад +95

      Flashbacks to the "Having gay sex makes you more straight since you assert dominance over other men" article

    • @kate_alt
      @kate_alt 3 года назад +16

      Should i do that in your place

    • @alyssa6918
      @alyssa6918 3 года назад +15

      @@kate_alt i'm not them but yes please

    • @OneLilSpark
      @OneLilSpark 3 года назад +39

      The greeks would agree with that tweet. They loved manliness so much they often said "hey...know whats manlier than a manly man? TWO MANLY MEN!" I mean they had a shrine dedicated to the malelover of heracles. Iolas I believe his name was.

    • @elainasynranelt
      @elainasynranelt 3 года назад +10

      @@OneLilSpark The greeks were total chads.

  • @vanillathebard
    @vanillathebard 3 года назад +400

    I don't get why some guys are SO against lotion. Lotion keeps your skin feeling very nice and soft and prevents your skin from turning into literal sandpaper!

    • @FiendlyLunatic
      @FiendlyLunatic 3 года назад +17

      mostly laziness if u ask me XD I enjoy it whenever I do use i doe actually

    • @JustMyOwnSelfToo
      @JustMyOwnSelfToo 3 года назад +22

      Right?! Nourished skin is a better barrier. It is the fortress organ. It's an indicator of overall health, so I don't know why anyone would think it is MANLY to deliberately neglect their body's first line of defense, if it is also supposed to be manly to be protective and have their body in good repair to be at peak function.

    • @theblaze5530
      @theblaze5530 3 года назад +14

      Not a guy but I don't do it cause
      LAZYNESS
      I agree that it's good though and I should take care of my skin too lol

    • @alaric8803
      @alaric8803 3 года назад +5

      Personnally, its because im a bit too lazy😅

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 3 года назад +18

      The only reason I never really liked using creams and stuff was because I've always hated with a passion the sticky sensation in my hands, but never due to being a man, just cause my brain is weird.
      Men, having good skin makes you sexier never forget that, practicing self care?, HOT

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 Год назад +20

    You know what IS a sign of being gay?
    Being ultra paranoid about what's gay and what isn't. Being terrified of doing anything that might be construed as gay.

    • @Void-sleeper
      @Void-sleeper Год назад +4

      Lol that’s one way to tell 😂

    • @purp4168
      @purp4168 Год назад +6

      Yeah, my friends (consisting of mostly straight men) don't care about looking gay, kissing the homies is healthy. One of the people who does this least is bi (but I am bi as well and do it the most, so...)

  • @sleepy-emerald
    @sleepy-emerald 3 года назад +1767

    Jamie: The straights are actually okay.
    OT: They’re SUPER not okay… still.
    Edit: Holy crap, 1.4K in 20 hours??

    • @xoderota
      @xoderota 3 года назад +151

      the perfect duo, you can watch OT's first and then Jamie's to restore your faith in humanity
      and yeah I know Jamie uploaded first I just. want to be optimistic for once kssksmbd

    • @familycomp4
      @familycomp4 3 года назад +10

      @@xoderota I was literally oh…ok

    • @SnorlaxWhisperer
      @SnorlaxWhisperer 3 года назад +29

      Bro i just took a screenshot of them both being on my homepage 💀

    • @blinkachu05
      @blinkachu05 3 года назад +3

      Hey, a fellow Blair!

    • @tdelioncourt1268
      @tdelioncourt1268 3 года назад +20

      I'm here right after Jamie's should have watched it the other way around :')

  • @DJGaming35744
    @DJGaming35744 3 года назад +584

    Comic: *Tries to say that you will run out of love if you date too many people*
    Polyamorous people: "Allow us to introduce ourselves...."

    • @FabbrizioPlays
      @FabbrizioPlays 3 года назад +52

      Ah yes, the love gland. Produces a finite amount of love per day.

    • @melaniewilson1742
      @melaniewilson1742 3 года назад +50

      I prefer to think of it like EXP. The more people I love, be it platonically or romantically, the greater my capacity for love becomes, allowing me to love more people.

    • @DJGaming35744
      @DJGaming35744 3 года назад +29

      @@melaniewilson1742 and for the record, there is no level cap for love EXP, I checked the game code.

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 3 года назад +22

      Instead of a heart it should be a clock, because running out of time is very possible if you're not careful with your time management for everyone.

    • @DJGaming35744
      @DJGaming35744 3 года назад +6

      @@efulmer8675 very true

  • @linlink1206
    @linlink1206 Год назад +18

    "Sheep! .... But the milk ones." Had me laughing so hard. The pure excitement was great.

  • @via3600
    @via3600 3 года назад +295

    Cool fun thing I do to help with the unending bull crap of bigots:
    Every time I hear someone I know(cough cough my stepmom cough) say something bigoted that pisses me off, I mark it down.
    THEN for every mark, I try to do an act of kindness
    That way, instead of stewing in anger constantly and just having more negativity in the world, I’m taking it and turning it into something positive :)
    (also the acts of kindness are never directed at the people who pissed me off, why would they be. That’s rewarding bad behaviour. No I’m going to compliment strangers out of pure spite to your transphobia >:) )

    • @chey7691
      @chey7691 3 года назад +33

      I hope you eventually get back some of the good you put in the world. And honestly I should start using your method, I still seem to deal with a lot of bigots on these channels hiding in replies. And they follow people like stalkers trying to start arguments. So I'm going to be myself to spite them, and still do more good than they ever will.

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully 3 года назад +16

      aw that's a nice idea ✨

    • @via3600
      @via3600 3 года назад +17

      @@chey7691 Feel free to do the same thing I’m doing :0
      Physically marking things down is fun because Brain Likes Checklists but even just trying to do more kind things is good, even if it’s out of spite haha
      and man, I don’t even know how bigots get to these videos haha. What are you doing here did you even watch it

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 3 года назад +16

      Chaotic good

    • @ellecapone1337
      @ellecapone1337 3 года назад +12

      I try to do this as well! Am I always 100% successful? No. Are there days I let bitterness and negativity in general sneak it’s way into my heart? Yes. But I’ll keep trying to do better each day. We NEED to make this something that the rest of the world adopts and normalizes . We would become so much better as a society ...🥺❤️

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp 3 года назад +179

    "If it blisters over, so be it. If it flakes, ointments exist."
    OR you could _man up_ and use lotion.

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 3 года назад +28

      Fellas, is it gay to prefer an ounce of prevention to a pound of cure?

    • @EveryDayALittleDeath
      @EveryDayALittleDeath 3 года назад +11

      Wait.... if it blisters... is he talking about sunscreen? Is that the lotion he's referring to? This just in, not wanting skin cancer is gay!

    • @MDR-zf8th
      @MDR-zf8th 3 года назад +3

      This made me smile a lot more than I was expecting. Thank you

    • @scienceandponies
      @scienceandponies 3 года назад +5

      @@EveryDayALittleDeath
      So sunscreen is gay, but aloe vera isn't?

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 3 года назад +3

      @@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos you're joking, but there are actually men who think like this. and women who think like this about men 😬

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 2 года назад +19

    15:43 the most wholesome video ever! You can tell they really tried hard to learn and were proud of themselves.

  • @sholem_bond
    @sholem_bond 3 года назад +204

    11:40 this is literally like when Christian schools/churches have those object lessons about virginity, and they compare girls who have sex before marriage to used lollipops or pre-chewed gum or whatever.

    • @freshwater5544
      @freshwater5544 3 года назад +24

      they do wat.

    • @hope3290
      @hope3290 3 года назад +40

      @@freshwater5544 They compare women to objects. You heard that right.

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife 3 года назад +19

      @@hope3290 I mean, women were TREATED like objects in the Bible anyways; like the fact it says in Deuteronomy that if a virgin isn't engaged to anyone and she gets raped by a guy, the guy has to pay her father money and has to marry his rape victim and they can never get divorced.
      I made absolutely none of that up.

    • @hope3290
      @hope3290 3 года назад +19

      @@SeanStrife Holy shit

    • @ryderthesinful
      @ryderthesinful 3 года назад +25

      @@SeanStrife what the actual fuck. The saddest part is that I've seen a case like that down south and the judge ruled the TEEN had to get married to her assaulter.

  • @lailukaislurking
    @lailukaislurking 3 года назад +226

    I have no words
    . . . mostly because I’m autistic and having one of those days.
    On a slightly more serious note, I like watching OT cover this subreddit because he provides a lot of sweetness and wholesomeness to balance out the toxicity.

    • @LadyBrightcynder
      @LadyBrightcynder 3 года назад +16

      Hope you feel better tomorrow, from a fellow autistic person.

    • @sushih3302
      @sushih3302 3 года назад +5

      Not autistic, but hope you feel better soon

    • @nerdywolverine8640
      @nerdywolverine8640 3 года назад +2

      haha mood

  • @thefloorist5169
    @thefloorist5169 2 года назад +26

    3:50
    "No one is holding you hostage in your marriage"
    To be honest, I think their straight pride is holding them hostage.

  • @blitzburn2871
    @blitzburn2871 3 года назад +158

    Just to fill you in on the Loki bit, in Norse mythology Loki didnt really have a gender there. There is a notable story where he gets pregnant. YES, Loki got pregnant at one point,
    Also, Tor (which Thor is loosely based on) once famously dressed up as a woman in a ploy to get his hammer back from a giant who stole it.

    • @NieroshaiTheSable
      @NieroshaiTheSable 3 года назад +17

      This has so much "almost right" in it. Tor is Thor. The Aesir were worshiped all throughout Germania, and language differences affected their names. Thor hated crossdressing but needed Mjolnir back. Loki went as his handmaiden, and during this scene Loki is described using feminine pronouns.
      The pregnancy you're thinking of was probably Sleipnir.

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 года назад +7

      One of the few reasons i like gods. Almost forgot why i loved mythology aside from the cool creatures/monsters.

    • @blitzburn2871
      @blitzburn2871 3 года назад +5

      @@NieroshaiTheSable It was indeed Slepnir and I used Tor because thats what he is called in my native language. When I wrote Thor I was referring to the Marvel version which is only loosely based on the Tor of myth.

    • @pippylunalove
      @pippylunalove 3 года назад +2

      I read a story that loki is a chaos being who got curious about the mortal world. So their gender is chaos

    • @catnium
      @catnium 3 года назад

      Loki is also not real and completely made up
      Just like Astolfo is

  • @whiterabbit47
    @whiterabbit47 3 года назад +180

    Before the Jab, I was gay. But 6 weeks after the Jab, I found myself to still be gay. COINCIDENCE??? I THINK NOT!!! LOL

    • @leafmicah8151
      @leafmicah8151 3 года назад +6

      😱😱

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 года назад +4

      damn i gotta get me one of those

    • @bellablue5285
      @bellablue5285 3 года назад +4

      I would love to like this but I'd be number 70, so please have my comment instead

    • @freshwater5544
      @freshwater5544 3 года назад +2

      @@bellablue5285 your sacrifice will not be forgotten

    • @lampekartoffel
      @lampekartoffel 3 года назад +4

      Before the jab I was Asexual. After the first two jabs I was Agender. Now I've gotten the booster and am also on the Aromantic spectrum!
      This can not be a coincidence!! 😂

  • @MollyDollyy774
    @MollyDollyy774 2 года назад +17

    12:27
    OT: :O Sheep!
    But the... Milk Ones!
    Me: So Cows...
    OT: Donkeys!
    Me: Ah yes, Rabbits,
    My Favourite Type
    of Donkey, Nice!

  • @Ahrpigi
    @Ahrpigi 3 года назад +2313

    I appreciate "super straights" using black and yellow, appropriately marking them as a hazard.

    • @aaasht2606
      @aaasht2606 3 года назад +152

      Poisonous frogs be making everyone's life easier

    • @tonarsilverwolf6485
      @tonarsilverwolf6485 3 года назад +4

      that or Iron Warriors, c*nts either way

    • @Ahrpigi
      @Ahrpigi 3 года назад +68

      @DJCUMSHOOTER I see it now, on the yellow background at 9:40 it's more difficult to tell. Seems I'm not the only one though :)

    • @kate_alt
      @kate_alt 3 года назад +47

      That or Berry from the Bee movie, an even bigger hazard.

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 3 года назад +39

      @@Ahrpigi the color at 9:40 is straight-up yellow. you're not colorblind, "DJCUMSHOOTER" (eyeroll) is just cranky.

  • @TaosoftheVoid
    @TaosoftheVoid 3 года назад +155

    "Fellas, is it gay to have skin?" Not sure but I personally I think my skin hates me

    • @ellecapone1337
      @ellecapone1337 3 года назад +1

      Almost scrolls past this - but I couldn’t lol ... so, I have to ask ... why do you think your skin hates you ? 😅

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 года назад +3

      ikr my skin keeps exploding when i get too much oil harvested involuntarily out of me.

    • @gothic_fox3398
      @gothic_fox3398 3 года назад +1

      Why am I imagining all the straight dudes literally pulling off their skin XD

    • @ThylineTheGay
      @ThylineTheGay 3 года назад +2

      don't leave it alone with a knife

  • @machinablade7587
    @machinablade7587 Год назад +32

    In reference to the super straight post
    Not wanting to date a trans person does not make you trans phobic, however, making a big deal about not wanting to date trans people, does make you trans phobic
    Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

    • @reeree772
      @reeree772 Год назад +8

      Hello ted

    • @fomxgorl
      @fomxgorl 8 месяцев назад +7

      it's more about not wanting to date someone specifically because they're trans when being interested in them before finding out. there's a huge difference in just not being attracted to somebody and hating on someone for how they're born. like for most people, myself included, it's who the person is now that im interested in, not who they used to be

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 7 месяцев назад +2

      This!

  • @Sarah-og3mp
    @Sarah-og3mp 3 года назад +295

    In drug research we have a saying "fail early", meaning you let everything that wont work fail as early as possible so you dont waste resources on them. These kinds of profiles really embody that idea to me

    • @Tekdruid
      @Tekdruid 3 года назад +18

      This is a thing in software development as well.

    • @niamhs6042
      @niamhs6042 3 года назад +4

      Hi, I was just wondering if you work in drug research what working in research science is like because I'm interested in it as a career (probably in genetics)? Only reply if you have time

    • @Sarah-og3mp
      @Sarah-og3mp 3 года назад +5

      @@niamhs6042 not yet, but i want to. Im still a student (in my masters). Working in research is a really big field. It depends on what exactly you want to do. There is fundamental science, applications, management, administration, lab work, teaching, animal or human testing... Those are all very different areas. If you're looking for a major don't stress about it yet because with a degree you can often choose between many of these

    • @niamhs6042
      @niamhs6042 3 года назад +1

      @@Sarah-og3mp thanks so much
      To be honest I'm still in school, I was just thinking ahead but I'll have a look at the things you mentioned

  • @sophialima7504
    @sophialima7504 3 года назад +20

    Me: *watching this video in peace*
    My mom in the living room: *arguing with my 3-year-old brother because he said he’s a “princess” not a “prince” for the 5 millionth time*
    Me: Well that’s convenient….

  • @azataylor1
    @azataylor1 3 года назад +235

    We should totally turn masculinity Saturday into a weekly event where we moisturise and pet puppys.

  • @simplymoxie2090
    @simplymoxie2090 3 года назад +1587

    Can we all agree that OT is the best straight cis ally to the LGBT community?
    💞Thanks for all you do One Topic At A Time💞

    • @fionnagatechronicler1088
      @fionnagatechronicler1088 3 года назад +33

      YEEEEESS! Abso-flippin'-lutely.

    • @rainekelly545
      @rainekelly545 3 года назад +28

      Yep 10 out of 10 ally

    • @madamthulhu7856
      @madamthulhu7856 3 года назад +95

      *half of his fanbase theorizing that he isn’t straight and just hasn’t realized yet*

    • @lumKyo
      @lumKyo 3 года назад +24

      @@madamthulhu7856 only half tho? lol

    • @ghoulisnotaghost7982
      @ghoulisnotaghost7982 3 года назад +44

      @@LauraMoonlightTM nah, it was a common joke that they played up because they knew the Sad Milk fans shipped them and they're comfortable enough with themselves that they let the fans have their fan service. They were never a "thing" per say, but they did joke around for the fans as a fun lil joke.

  • @SourceEnginePlayer
    @SourceEnginePlayer Год назад +11

    straight here. not super straight, just straight. i would like to speak for all of us straights that we are not doing so well. please understand that we are all slowly descending into insanity for no reason.

  • @mistslam90
    @mistslam90 3 года назад +93

    We are ALL under the weather. If we were above it we would be Astronauts

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic  3 года назад +37

      or we could be ✨cosmonauts🌒

    • @NoobKing2828
      @NoobKing2828 3 года назад +6

      @@OneTopic i wish i could be one

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 года назад +2

      We should all aspire to have this mindset.

  • @twylenb
    @twylenb 3 года назад +313

    Dang. These not okay people really are just out there seeking pain and anger, and calling it righteousness and morality. If you base your morality on anger, please seek therapy. Morality only works if it's based on love. Sure you get angry at things, but you get angry at things because they're hurting people you love. These people just seem to love being angry, abused, abusive, and confused.

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 3 года назад +29

      Summary of your post:
      Me to straights: stop it, get some help

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 3 года назад +27

      I think people should be allowed to get angry. Anger is not an inherently bad thing. In fact, it can be a pretty useful tool, if properly harnessed. But this is not that. This *is* unhealthy.

    • @loner844
      @loner844 3 года назад +18

      I once saw someone say, "disgust is not morality" in response to someone who was acting like because they were disgusted by a thing, that meant it was immoral.
      Well, in this case I could say, "hatred is not morality" since that's probably where the anger comes from…

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 3 года назад

      preach 🙌

  • @purpleflame1625
    @purpleflame1625 2 года назад +9

    Somebody obviously didn't read that one story where Loki gives birth to Odin's eight legged steed.

    • @purp4168
      @purp4168 Год назад +2

      Or a giant snake

  • @dawnbelleini8036
    @dawnbelleini8036 3 года назад +88

    I just love how they changed the super straight colours because it resembled the Grindr colours.

  • @nukiradio
    @nukiradio 3 года назад +510

    The "gay men have 80 partners a year" thing is so false. You'd need a new sex partner every 4.5 days. Consistently

    • @thetinykid4169
      @thetinykid4169 3 года назад +109

      Not to mention, how can someone average 80 partners a year and only have 1000 sexual partners in their entire lifetime. In 15 years they would already have 1200 partners. The average yearly number would literally have to be lower for that to work out mathematically. Unless all gay people die at 35 or something.

    • @turtliestperson1591
      @turtliestperson1591 3 года назад +59

      I really want to know what they sourced, like how do you even get such a statistic in a way where you could present it as fact.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 3 года назад +27

      @@turtliestperson1591 They just make sh1t up, of course.

    • @scienceandponies
      @scienceandponies 3 года назад +76

      And the fact that that is supposed to be an average! So either most gay men have even more parners than that to balance out all the monogomous couples and uggos and people who can't find anyone in their area cause they're out in the middle of nowhere, or the average is pulled up by like 200 gay guys in a room somewhere just perpetually cycling through each other on a loop in an endless orgy 24/7, with participants tagging in and out for food and sleep.
      And now in addition to the logistical problems of keeping everyone fed and hydrated, i'm thinking about the math/computer science problem of how you most efficiently cycle unique pairs from a list while also adding in shifts and breaks for rest and recovery.

    • @irismoralis
      @irismoralis 3 года назад +17

      @@scienceandponies hahaha that comment was a ride

  • @yugimon1208
    @yugimon1208 2 года назад +14

    8:30 the average gay man having over 1000 intimate partners in their lifetime is actually statistical error. Gay man Georg, who has had over 10,000,000 partners in his lifetime is an outlier and should not have been counted.

  • @tacocat8073
    @tacocat8073 3 года назад +108

    super straights be like "gays are confusing the children" but also be like "what's more feminine? a woman or a woman?"

    • @freshwater5544
      @freshwater5544 3 года назад +3

      Fr

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 2 года назад +4

      …I mean. That last one is also becoming uncomfortably prevalent in the lgbt community as well. “No skirt and lipstick?? Le gasp! You SURE you Identify As A Woman??”

    • @cmqptkloacjko
      @cmqptkloacjko 2 года назад +3

      @@anonymousfellow8879 I have never seen anybody but old creeps say this to girls of any sort

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 2 года назад

      @@cmqptkloacjko
      Then you are fortunate

    • @berrysnowyboy5251
      @berrysnowyboy5251 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah

  • @yuno3162
    @yuno3162 3 года назад +711

    A straight guy saying "I wouldn't date a trans woman because I'm not attracted to her body parts and we would both be unhappy in the relationship" is ok
    A straight guy saying "I WoNT dATE a TrANs WOmAn bECaUse HES A MAN Im SOOOOOOOO OpPreSsED"
    Transphobic and playing the victim
    Everyone is allowed their types and NO ONE Should be made to date someone they don't want to but creating an entire movement made to make fun of lgbt+ people and complaining when you're called out on being transphobic don't act like the victim.

    • @joeyfax4645
      @joeyfax4645 3 года назад +70

      Preach louder for the fools in the back

    • @elunamoona
      @elunamoona 3 года назад +43

      Wise words, buddy, wise words.

    • @yuno3162
      @yuno3162 3 года назад +42

      @@empi2597 if y'all don't wanna be demonized maybe blame the other straight people for treating us like shit for centuries 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @bjrnarvikene2460
      @bjrnarvikene2460 3 года назад +39

      @@yuno3162 SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE FOOLS IN THE BACK!

    • @elunamoona
      @elunamoona 3 года назад +36

      @@empi2597 Well, I think as long as you respect their pronouns and don't go "hEy YoU'rE nOt A rEaL mAn/WoMaN", it's okay :0
      And yes there unfortunately can be hate in both sides :/
      Some people should really learn what 'respect' means and why it's important
      And also not to generalize (is that how you say it in english ? I think so, but please let me know if my sentence doesn't make sense)

  • @birdsey3354
    @birdsey3354 3 года назад +2

    5:20 my eyes widdened in shock. They casually end that insane sentence with "my thoughts". Like how do you say something so uncalled for, off topic, bizzare, and anatomically incorrect and then just shrug it off.

  • @skyw3419
    @skyw3419 3 года назад +235

    Back with more fun facts for OT because he wants fun facts from *at least* 12 feet away.
    1) Australia is wider than the moon. The moon's diameter is 340,000 kilometers, while Australia sits at 400,000 kilometers.
    2) Mellifluous means is a sound that is pleasantly musical and smooth to hear.

    • @Kerosene.Dreams
      @Kerosene.Dreams 3 года назад +5

      Thank you.

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 3 года назад +6

      Australia may be wider, but who would win in a fight?

    • @someperson1727
      @someperson1727 3 года назад +5

      @@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos Australia:
      -Wider than the moon, probably wide enough to wrap around it
      -Home to a variety of animals that can kick your ass
      Moon:
      -Little to zero gravity, making it difficult to keep your footing
      -No oxygen to breathe
      I think the moon might be the winner, but Australia could have an advantage if we gave the animals spacesuits to breathe in 🤔

    • @leahschatzler9183
      @leahschatzler9183 3 года назад +1

      Australia is wider than the moon, but the numbers are not correct. The diameter of the moon is about 3500 km, Australia is about 4500 km wide. The circumference of the earth is about 40000 km.

    • @ashtonisvibing4763
      @ashtonisvibing4763 3 года назад +2

      so, if the moon ever did crash into australia, it could never truly wipe out the whole continent ùwú

  • @MortimerLR
    @MortimerLR 3 года назад +98

    2:43
    Lotions can make rashes worse depending on their alcohol content. This is a NON-GENDERED reason to use ointments over lotions depending on the use.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 3 года назад +6

      Do you want more or less alcohol in your lotions to avoid rash problems?

    • @chey7691
      @chey7691 3 года назад +5

      @@Gloomdrake less is usually best, if it is already irritated.

    • @lampekartoffel
      @lampekartoffel 3 года назад +2

      I always just saw it as two different useages.
      Lotion is for moisture and keeping the skin soft and stretchy
      Ointment is for healing
      Or is this something I've misunderstood? English isn't my first language and every time I hear/read ointment it has always been in the context of healing

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 3 года назад +2

      @@lampekartoffel how much lotion do you need to become like Elastigirl or Plasticman?

  • @mothwizard3095
    @mothwizard3095 3 года назад +3

    “Loki is a straight male” has the same energy as that post thats like “Zeus only had one son and it was Hercules/Heracles”

  • @dismaldoll2222
    @dismaldoll2222 3 года назад +310

    “These girls aren’t getting married they’re making virginity pledges to their dad.”
    POLICE! POLICE HELP! POLICE HELP! HEEEEEEELP! HEEEEELP!

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 3 года назад +41

      *can't find phone*
      *dials 911 in microwave*
      911 what's your emergency?

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 3 года назад +50

      " I can't have the adult *fun times* with anyone until my dad approves it." is the bluntest way of putting those pledges. Pledges are super gross, dehumanizing of the girl and the boyfriend and plain weird.

    • @guillermostreiger2307
      @guillermostreiger2307 3 года назад +9

      Actually, better not get the police involved, theyll just make it worse

    • @golwenlothlindel
      @golwenlothlindel 3 года назад +5

      yeah, can’t help wondering what those men have been doing to their daughters. yikes!

    • @s.p.d.magentaranger1822
      @s.p.d.magentaranger1822 7 месяцев назад

      Someone call Maddie Buckley-Han or Grace Ryder real quick!

  • @acrow4969
    @acrow4969 3 года назад +98

    11:11 fun fact for who ever was so dumb they couldn’t look up basic info but in Loki original mythology (Norse) Loki is portrayed as a female male and non-binary existence because of there shape shifting abilities and not once in the mythology is Loki given a specific gender :)

    • @acrow4969
      @acrow4969 3 года назад +6

      Also in the comics it’s exact same way

    • @prismoth
      @prismoth 3 года назад +5

      genderfluid icon

    • @freshwater5544
      @freshwater5544 3 года назад +4

      Loki is gender

    • @Adelynoir
      @Adelynoir 2 года назад +2

      I'm sorry. I agree that the people who posted the thing about Loki are dumb, but this is simply untrue. Loki is consistently referred to by masculine pronouns. In both singular and plural in old Norse text. There is also a gender neutral pronoun but it is not used in regards to Loki. Hann is the masculine pronoun and you can see it used in an excerpt below.
      Brá Loki henni í hnotarlíki ok hafði í klóm sér ok flýgr sem mest. En er Þjazi kom heim ok saknar Iðunnar, tekr hann arnarharminn ok flýgr eftir Loka, ok dró arnsúg í flugnum. En er æsirnir sá, er valrinn flaug með hnotina ok hvar örninn flaug, þá gengu þeir út undir Ásgarð ok báru þannig byrðar af lokarspánum.

    • @acrow4969
      @acrow4969 2 года назад

      @@Adelynoir I’d leave this alone but this also isn’t true the only true translation we have are from Christian’s and othe rlanguages that didn’t have neutral terms but we have evidence from translations recent and slight descriptions withen early writing

  • @Esspie.
    @Esspie. Год назад +2

    11:19 I love how in the show they allude to Loki being bi, and that apparently just flew over hos head

  • @SuprisedSuprise
    @SuprisedSuprise 3 года назад +60

    That "cheating on your ex" stuff reminds me the time when I broke up a toxic relationship. Later, I ended up with a really sweet guy. My ex saw our photos on instagram and texted me "thanks for cheating on me" and I asked "wtf, we are not a couple" and he replayed "not enough time has passed, this still counts as cheating, besides, I'm pretty sure this has been going on for a while" (well, it wasn't, I didn't cheat on him, but he would have totally deserved it)

    • @cadyhellweg4677
      @cadyhellweg4677 2 года назад +13

      I am happy u got away from that toxic person

    • @SuprisedSuprise
      @SuprisedSuprise 2 года назад +11

      @@cadyhellweg4677 Thanks. He was really toxic, my best decidion ever was leaving him

  • @DrakeCaliburn
    @DrakeCaliburn 3 года назад +254

    All of these "Fellas, is it girly if..." is sure making me feel better in my transition as a trans woman. Keep it up.
    P.S. All boobs are great. I don't get the vein thing. -Sincerely, a raging lesbian.

    • @kazikek2674
      @kazikek2674 3 года назад +29

      Some people just don't want others to enjoy anything, I guess. Hence pointing out whatever 'flaw' they can find.

    • @artemis754
      @artemis754 3 года назад +3

      so true. as a bi nb I love them as well 😍

    • @peacefulleopard8016
      @peacefulleopard8016 3 года назад +4

      Good luck in your transition!

    • @jhepadidaymaypamoa5172
      @jhepadidaymaypamoa5172 3 года назад +4

      I hope you find a lot of support around you during your transition and afterwards :)
      Also
      ....
      Great profile pic :D

    • @DrakeCaliburn
      @DrakeCaliburn 3 года назад +2

      @@jhepadidaymaypamoa5172 Thanks. She is total goals even that I have more of a Yasha body shape.

  • @POrion
    @POrion Год назад +9

    I love your laugh and smile! You're amazing!

  • @Bacon_Duck_13
    @Bacon_Duck_13 3 года назад +186

    Is “Masculinity Saturday” just a really overly manly way of saying “Saturday’s for the boys”?

    • @ginathecookie
      @ginathecookie 3 года назад +12

      its the less fun way, yes

    • @elmondo-s1e
      @elmondo-s1e 3 года назад +6

      No.
      Like literally this guy is talking about celebrating masculinity by not dating fat girls, idk how you got there haha

  • @FaerieWithAHalo
    @FaerieWithAHalo 3 года назад +88

    His laughter is the purest thing on the planet!
    I’m so happy for this as I’ve been feeling sick and am worried about my school midterms, but this made my day so much better.

  • @CitrineGamer-1
    @CitrineGamer-1 Год назад +3

    Now that I think about it. Abstence Only Sex Ed is like Delores's Classes. (Even if the writer is now known as She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named)
    "But how will we protect ourselves?"
    "Why will you need protection deary"

  • @guardianofpineapple
    @guardianofpineapple 3 года назад +111

    Lol my fiancee (aroace) and I (ace) have started doing rock-paper-scissors to see who pays for food on dates. The Straights™ can be so ridiculous sometimes.

    • @magnarcreed3801
      @magnarcreed3801 3 года назад +8

      Curious. How does marrying someone without romantic or sexual attraction work? Is it them getting a forever friend and you getting to do all romantic things but they just don’t feel it? Just curious.

    • @itsyaboikirbo
      @itsyaboikirbo 3 года назад +5

      Not tryna be rude or anything but how can they be aromantic and be in a relationship? Just curious

    • @cayk481
      @cayk481 3 года назад +5

      you can also alternate and take turns who pays

    • @guardianofpineapple
      @guardianofpineapple 3 года назад +40

      Yeah basically, we do things that could be seen as romantic by others sometimes, but it's between us to figure out what works and doesn't. I'm not even sure if I experience romantic attraction myself. Romantic love isn't the only kind of love that exists. Plus QPRs are a thing. We're just best friends who want to have a life and a family together forever. Thanks for asking and trying to understand :) Just remember it's different for every ace/aro person though. Some very much want relationships, others are fully repulsed by the idea.

    • @guardianofpineapple
      @guardianofpineapple 3 года назад +7

      @@cayk481 we've done that too and it works great. I've always thought the idea of "the MAN has to pay for everything" is very weird.

  • @OnyxFlower13
    @OnyxFlower13 3 года назад +70

    The masculinity saturday thing reminds me of one time where I went out wearing a floral button up shirt and mushroom cardigan to hang out with some friends, and one of them was like, "Yooo, soft boy saturday." Later, I went to check if that's a thing, and kinda? It's small, but it's a thing, so as I sit here with a pile of plushies naxt to me, I say we need to make #softboySaturday a more known thing.

  • @madelinedemens
    @madelinedemens Год назад +1

    Every video you put out makes me more worried about straight people, but thank you for always ending on a wholesome note to sort of counteract that

  • @mauriced3277
    @mauriced3277 3 года назад +177

    I literally love OT's t/arethestraightsOK videos. They give me serotonin

  • @LexMcSwing
    @LexMcSwing 3 года назад +297

    Did you and Jammie coordinate today? Even if it's not on purpose it's adorable

  • @AutumnintheNorth
    @AutumnintheNorth 3 года назад +27

    12:07 Who the heck is Notch? Everyone knows that Philza Minecraft is the creator of Minecraft. It's right there in his name!

  • @SaltyTheAlien
    @SaltyTheAlien 3 года назад +60

    We should fight for our relationship, to the death!!

  • @brendanbush2174
    @brendanbush2174 3 года назад +58

    As someone who is under the healthy body weight, and is extremely pale, my veins are constantly visible/you can see the blue colouration through my skin very easily. Good to know that this is another source for insecurity now lol. People out there really just gotta stop commenting on other's bodies as it literally does nothing positive

    • @ryderthesinful
      @ryderthesinful 3 года назад +2

      I'm a bit overweight and not that pale (half asian) but many of my veins and even some of my nerves in certain places are very visible. I can say with certainty that as long as they are physically sticking out from your skin, barely anyone gives a flying fuck. The only one that I can remember bringing it up is my doctor (and I think that was the final straw that led to me getting tested for ehlers danlos syndrome) and no one else. You can look up ehlers danlos syndrome veins to see what I mean, but having blood pumped around your body is good no matter what some guy on the internet says about the visual aspect.

    • @TheSleepySev
      @TheSleepySev 3 месяца назад

      Are you doing alright now? Sorry if this seems weird I just saw your comment and was concerned. I hope you are okay, and if you’re not, just know that it takes some time but I believe in you. You are beautiful no matter what. :,3 ❤

  • @rosewaterlily2886
    @rosewaterlily2886 3 года назад +2

    I really love that you end these types of videos on a happy note 😊 It's a comforting reminder that despite the bad things going on in the world, there is still good as well.
    People who are nice, kind and happy. It gives you hope and the will to keep trying to make the world a better place, because there are others out there who are also trying.
    Thank you for that everyone 💕

  • @art3misplays265
    @art3misplays265 3 года назад +139

    I love that OT mixed up cows and sheep but then could immediately identify a donkey. I hope I can catch your next mc stream.

    • @phoebedarker
      @phoebedarker 3 года назад +16

      "Sheep, but the milk ones"
      - One topic, 2022

    • @ayastorm5507
      @ayastorm5507 3 года назад +3

      "sheep,... but the milk ones!"
      Actual sheep - 👀👀 guess my milk doesn't exist
      🤣 (I know it's because in the Americas it's mostly cow milk)

  • @LittleLemonLeaf
    @LittleLemonLeaf 3 года назад +50

    I just wanted to share, that I love life! Today I told several of my relatives, that I am trans, and they all reacted good. I am over the moon, and my grandpas reavtion was soo adorable. I'm sorry for rambling, I am just so happy, and I want to share that with others. I love you all, feel hugged (only if you like hugs). ❤

    • @thewriter7822
      @thewriter7822 3 года назад +3

      Aww!! I'm proud :) May I ask what your name and pronouns are?

    • @LittleLemonLeaf
      @LittleLemonLeaf 3 года назад +2

      @@thewriter7822 Thank you:) My pronouns are he/him, and my name is Flo.

    • @LittleLemonLeaf
      @LittleLemonLeaf 3 года назад +1

      May I ask, what your pronouns are?

    • @LunarWindsM-M
      @LunarWindsM-M 3 года назад +3

      Yo that's awesome! Way to go man!

    • @quinndawsonosgood5261
      @quinndawsonosgood5261 3 года назад +3

      Congratulations!! So happy for you 💚

  • @ohno8398
    @ohno8398 3 года назад +2

    I remember when I Iearnt about virginity pledges for school and it quickly went from 'whatever rocks your boat girls' to 'Why did one of those dads just say it was like a superior marriage'

  • @Kathylovesart
    @Kathylovesart 3 года назад +61

    I absolutely love how this came out an hour after Jamie’s the straights are okay

  • @rabbitgoose
    @rabbitgoose 3 года назад +123

    Just wanna let you know that you're one of the most wholesome and best humans on the planet and I hope you have a great day

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 3 года назад +1

      I hope you're having a great day too Froggy chair!

    • @TheSleepySev
      @TheSleepySev 3 месяца назад

      Froggy chaaaaaiiiir!!!!!!!

  • @Death-gj2dn
    @Death-gj2dn 3 года назад +1

    i'm watching your videos to get over the aftershocks of some friend drama and it's helping a lot. thank you for making such comforting content!

  • @ShinTriAce
    @ShinTriAce 3 года назад +86

    Let me drop a pun to try an forget those sad people: I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge. But then I quit cold turkey.

  • @kyokazuto
    @kyokazuto 3 года назад +18

    14:20 i literally stumbled upon that Australian study that links poor cognitive abilities to being homophobic or transphobic today lol

  • @Bored_Overthinker
    @Bored_Overthinker 2 года назад +16

    7:18
    Say what you want, fat people give the best hugs. If you hug a skinny person, you're getting stabbed by all 206 of their bones, but hugging fat people is like hugging a giant pillow or marshmallow or something soft like that.

  • @sgtsmartykins
    @sgtsmartykins 3 года назад +98

    I am straight, and very not ok. Although, it's because of my crippling depression and not my sexual preference. Luckily, your channel always helps improving my mood. Love your channel and I wish you all the love!❤❤❤

    • @k4ss_nymphenkora
      @k4ss_nymphenkora Год назад

      Here to remind you a year later that you matter and I hope you have an amazing day/week/month/year/decade/life

  • @johnrees9554
    @johnrees9554 3 года назад +94

    I couldn't help but smile when OT exclaimed "sheep, but the milky ones" lol

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 Год назад +1

    11:48 have they not learnt from about every clichéd show where love saves the day? Love. Is. Infinite. You always have more to give, as long as you have the time to express it.

  • @Daesma999
    @Daesma999 3 года назад +18

    12:20 "oh, sheep! But the ... but the milk ones!"
    ~OT, 2022
    I know you know it but sheeps also have milk xD I should check your gaming videos if I find some. It looks like fun

  • @via3600
    @via3600 3 года назад +8

    Once I tried to explain to my stepmom that there’s a difference between not dating trans people and not dating a trans man cause they “aren’t really a man” (and vice versa)
    She told me “well it’s not transphobic, they’re not AFRAID of them” and I gave up

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 3 года назад +5

      Ugh the number of people who think phobic/ phobia means "afraid of" instead of "adverse to" is too dang high.

    • @via3600
      @via3600 3 года назад +2

      @@EchoL0C0 twisting the meaning of transphobia doESN’T MAKE YOUR TRANSPHOBIA NOT TRANSPHOBIC
      people drive me mad

    • @NieroshaiTheSable
      @NieroshaiTheSable 3 года назад +4

      I argue that believing a group or individual will ruin society merely by existing necessarily involves fear. So yes, homophobes and transphobes ARE literally afraid of us.

    • @freshwater5544
      @freshwater5544 3 года назад +1

      @@NieroshaiTheSable agreed

  • @TVBug_
    @TVBug_ Год назад +5

    I'm sitting here in all my gender-euphoria-ness, eating frosting and watching OT. Nice

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 3 года назад +178

    Name a more iconic duo then “Straights” and “Not Being Ok.”