I didn't even go to prom. Honestly I'm not into school dances. And despite I'm an attractive guy, I didn't get a prom date because I decided to not go.
Police: What did this student do wrong and why do you send him here? Teacher: He committed a crime in school. Police: what is it? Teacher: He wore the wrong shoe colour.
In my School They beat and hit you For examples Fail to do your homework-2 strokes Fail to cut your nails-2 strokes Miss a class-6 stroke And they also scold us A lot And all of these punishment Are done in the assemby
I've been expelled from my college and not allowed to come back to it ever again . I was mad at the poor education system hiring teachers who would make mistakes in front of the whole class. I spoke up and got expelled. ;((
“Fined for speaking another language” it’s fine if a school doesn’t want you to speak another language BUT making students pay for speaking a language like what ?
Switch seats. That one always applied to me because I relentlessly talked to everyone in the classroom. But little did the teacher know, I talk to EVERYONE; so switching my seats was futile!
I was suspended once. It was after one of my friends got into an argument with me, then he ended up punching me in the ear, which was a trigger spot for me, then I hit him with a couple gut punches. He never apologized and I did, so I was the bigger man. He got suspended for longer too, so everything worked out for me.
I got paddled in second grade for not completing my assignments fast enough. If you were a boy in my elementary school and you had learning disabilities, you were almost guaranteed to be paddled. The teachers tutored girls who had trouble. Also, after the paddling, the student was forced to sit on a hard wooden chair.
The most common punishment in my country is standing next to the board and moving a leg up and keeping a leg down for an hour, trust me it really hurts.
Remember: You can refuse most of these punishments, as some are practically illegal. You may get kicked out for the day but it’s better then getting stuffed in a bag xd
Even scoldings are painful to deal with because hearing the teacher raise their voice is just somewhat scary😭 And I remember one time our class sat against the wall for recess time in 2nd grade because we were misbehaving i don’t remember what we did tho
One time I said what the flip in school and my friends thought I said the F word and they called the teacher and the HEAD OF PRIMARY. My teacher even wrote a message in my diary to my mom that I said the “ F word “ but I told my mom the truth and she believed me. I tried explaining the teacher the truth but she kept talking about a VERBAL WARNING.
Our teachers punished us at the lunch table. Usually all the girls (and one boy) were at one side And the boys were at the other side of the long table (the ones in our class) Our teacher had everyone switch sides. You know what happened? We kept talking. What did they expect?
@@Epic7475-uj5ro Napaka Americanised ng Pilipinas pota. Hindi na mahal ng mga Pilipino ang Pilipinas bilang Asyanong Bansa. Gusto nila sumipsip sa mga Amerikano. Gaya ng pagsalita ng inglés at ng pagsunod sa kultura nila. Sigurado ako dismayado si Jose Rizal at Andres Bonifacio.
@Gnomie The Gnome Uh I don't think so. I used to live there but we emigrated to US a few years ago but yeah I don't think it exists. The kneeling on durian was just stories my mom told me
Imagine seeing your new friend come back from school and then she says “once, I had a jail sentence for having a bubble gun in school, they called me a terrorist”
I am Indian and hindi is our official language, a few teachers punish us for speaking in hindi and not in English and when we don't good marks in hindi they say "hindi is your official language! You should get good marks in hindi!".
2:59 buble gum is extremly dangerous weapon. It does 13 times bigger damage if you read this you know thats not serious you literrally scrolled it here? Stanley parables Go to psychologist if you read this jk
Oh yes. Back in Italy, when my mom went to Pakistan for a few months, my English teacher kept on scolding me for not doing my homework ( i struggled with the language and found it difficult ) , the Next thing i didn't predict is that my teacher sent a message through the school system straight to My mom telling her " Your son didn't do his homework due in today and has been given Extra homework".. My mom forwarded the message to Dad who : - Scolded me - Took away My Ipad for 2 weeks And i still remember that.. i felt embarrassed! But then i told him that i struggle with the work and in class.
@@leonardojaxon that won't solve the problem, you go to school to learn, that's it, and you almost won't learn nothing except if you're someone that studies more than breathing
For the last one the girl was 5 years old and wasn't sentenced, she was suspended for 10 days from school, never received any jail time, and was never called a terrorist.
I wonder what the teachers’ excuses for some of these were. “That plastic knife can seriously hurt someone! It actually can’t but I’m saying it can so it can!” “Oh Lord! The amount of lives being endangered by that shoe color!” “That girls’ got a pink bomb in her mouth!”
If a teacher made me hold my pee I would say " mrs/Mr _______ I will tell my parent that your punishment is making my health go down low all because I can't use the restroom and making me uncomfortable in school
The school who called someone with a bubble gun a criminal: DiSh SoAp Is A dEaDlY wEaPoN
Me nO LIkE dIsh SoAP
Not anymore there's a washcloth
@@koffiecake I guess that makes sense
Yesss, I'm the 69th like
Probably a Malaysian school since Chewing gum is illegal
"hey, how did you get in prison?"
"i brought a bubble gun to school."
It’s fine it’s a bubble shooter lol
“Kicked out of prom”
Me who’s introverted: I see this is an absolute win
I didn't even go to prom. Honestly I'm not into school dances. And despite I'm an attractive guy, I didn't get a prom date because I decided to not go.
I was happy that prom was cancelled due to covid🎉
@@HotDog-kh4oj I would go to prom just for the food
@@HotDog-kh4oj I don't even know how a prom looks like. They held nothing like that in my school
"I see this as an absolute win"
Police: What did this student do wrong and why do you send him here?
Teacher: He committed a crime in school.
Police: what is it?
Teacher: He wore the wrong shoe colour.
*GASP!!!*
Oh no arrest him now!
Death sentence
2020-2020
RIP man
Warned police me
*Arested for burping in class or having a plastic knife*
Me: let's see how that holds up in court
yes
Better hope that your teacher is married and/or not considered hot and that your lawyer is an actually good lawyer.
"What did you do?"
I burped at the class.
"You are found guilty."
"Unfriend your BFF"
BFF - Best Friend *Forever*
👁👄👁
No it's boyfred forever2
@@iseeyou3129 forever
@@arockiamsamy8458 I don't get it
@@arockiamsamy8458 who are you talking too
@@arockiamsamy8458 yeah I'm disappointed too bro
Not everything is just Bf Gf
Real gun: *exists*
Teachers: this is fine
Bubble gun: *exists*
Teachers: Oh no no!
I swear the society needs to return to monkey
YOU ARE RIGHT!!!
*B I G M O N K E*
Monke
Apes together strong
@@somerandomperson68yearsago50 u had a chance to monke, where did that bring you? Back to monke
Schools: We make you child feel safe and nice here!
Also schools:
so true ikr
Me: *gets scolded daily*
My mom: You are a good student!
Lets see how many subs I grain from this comment I have 44 corrently 😉
@@thegemgirl1631 gtfo bot
@@thegemgirl1631 0
@@Victoria-rs2hh bruh see i am on 46
@@thegemgirl1631 that's your mom
1:23 "Unfriend your BFF" how would they do that ? Brainwash them ?
Yeah, true
Force them probably
@@oldchannel-p6f you could still do so outside school property but pretend within
Also they could hang out after school so that’s not possible
@@BrynlovesKanye yeah as long as their far from the school so there is no viewpoint from the principal out the window or something
"kicked out of class"
students: I see an absolute win!
Schools trying to figure out why scuicide rates are rising like:
ikr
Lol how is a teacher going to make me unfriend my best friend we can just hang out after school
Yeah
WAAAAAAAAAA
NO BFF?
@@kimhuesolovespugs346 ok
That brain deserves something like doritoes
In my
School
They beat and hit you
For examples
Fail to do your homework-2 strokes
Fail to cut your nails-2 strokes
Miss a class-6 stroke
And they also scold us
A lot
And all of these punishment
Are done in the assemby
This is sick and should be f*cking illegal.
@@account-fl7kq It's just like that in some places.
i think you are in my school
Isolation for a whole year: exists
2020: Am i a joke to you?
GrayStillPlays in 2020: I'M GONNA TORTURE EVERYONE IN UNIVERSE SANDBOX AN BAJILLION TIMES!!!
LOL YES!
Biggest school punishment is going to school.
Change my mind.
Nah it's actually being your sibling.
I agree, thankfully I am 27 and not in school anymore.
Hahahah
@@tost. ur trying to be funny or...?
@@polskijamnik3872 No
I've been expelled from my college and not allowed to come back to it ever again . I was mad at the poor education system hiring teachers who would make mistakes in front of the whole class. I spoke up and got expelled. ;((
F
i am so mad i will sue them For a billion dollars
You literally got expelled and permanently banned from your school. Did you get sent to a military school?
“Fined for speaking another language”
it’s fine if a school doesn’t want you to speak another language BUT making students pay for speaking a language like what ?
no is becuase we filipinos... you know
@@hi-un5fw sry i don't know
Those teachers who made that rule are racists
I agree
but actuly in my opinion english should be the another language not filiino cuz is our native
laguage make no sense
my parents:*get a phone call from school*
me:*on google* how much is the average plane ticket
But why
@@Jana-me8wf becoz he want to leave before punishment no matter how much it costs
It costs $359
@@bobtheanimator8353 ...
@@bobtheanimator8353 i
Me: chews gum in class
*police randomely come *
“you’re under arrest”
The heck lol
Average Singaporean moment:
Panties down: exists
Simps: Omg yes
including you bruh
@@Alexander..69 and me and also you
@@tentyp2 also me
This is pedophilia
Cursed reply section
Switch seats. That one always applied to me because I relentlessly talked to everyone in the classroom. But little did the teacher know, I talk to EVERYONE; so switching my seats was futile!
same
Yeah. Being fined for speaking another language is racist.
I was suspended once. It was after one of my friends got into an argument with me, then he ended up punching me in the ear, which was a trigger spot for me, then I hit him with a couple gut punches. He never apologized and I did, so I was the bigger man. He got suspended for longer too, so everything worked out for me.
How is he your friend if he started the fight that’s not a friend🤔🤔🤔
@@davidugarte6982 He was my friend BEFORE that happened. We aren't friends anymore.
@@odin-gamingandwrestling7141 Oh okay thank you for clarifying
2:54 I thought it said Jail Sentence for Bubble Gum. Lol
Same 🤭😅
Same
"what are you in for?"
"commiting mass genocide in bosnia, how about you?"
"i brought a bubble gun to school and was called a terrorist."
*moves away*
Same
That’s what it says...
I got paddled in second grade for not completing my assignments fast enough. If you were a boy in my elementary school and you had learning disabilities, you were almost guaranteed to be paddled. The teachers tutored girls who had trouble. Also, after the paddling, the student was forced to sit on a hard wooden chair.
U forgot something, some teachers will punish students by raising up their both hands for more than 35 minutes.
Yeah this punishment really hurt terribly
But my teachers were so blind she can't even see it
@Amanda Poole does*
In my school teacher used to stuck a pencil between our four fingers and hit it with a duster.
@Amanda Poole don't*
"jail sentence for having bubble gun"
Welcome to the American Justice System people
It sounds uncool for teachers fine their students for just speaking a different language
lol how americanish is that
@@cheesydrippin This was happening in the PHILLIPPINES though.
BruHhHHhhHhHhhHhhHhHh
Sleep?: None
Knowledge Gained?: None
Brain Cells?: NEGATIVE
Ok
@@Juaji2233 self
Never knew that dropping pants was a form of punishment. Who made this a thing, Tony Lopez?
𝗜𝗸𝗿𝗿
lol underrated
😐
actually stuff like that was made for adult films
some really pervy PE teacher probably
The most common punishment in my country is standing next to the board and moving a leg up and keeping a leg down for an hour, trust me it really hurts.
Hmm... How do you feel after being punnish like that? :v
@BeauH7 ITS a punnishment from Indonesia ?
2:49 - 2:53 _activated 'Karen' mode._
You mean in roblox?
"fined for speaking Filipino"
Filipinos: *takes hanger and sandals*
DAZ WATS A TRUE FILIPINO
Paolul: Palo ka sa aken
Oh no...
Filipinl be like when fined by speaking filipino: "Putangina!"
U play brawl stars? ...let's have a game together
Remember: You can refuse most of these punishments, as some are practically illegal. You may get kicked out for the day but it’s better then getting stuffed in a bag xd
Before the world got soft
Me: Whispers to a friend while teacher is speaking
Teacher: *sends me to a mental hospital*
Why did this comment get repeated?
@@Jhanlie16 ikr
When students get told to leave the classroom from there favorite teacher: B E T R A Y E D
Ikr.... 😔
You see big girl intensifies
@Hiền Nguyễn Thu me nethier
Even scoldings are painful to deal with because hearing the teacher raise their voice is just somewhat scary😭
And I remember one time our class sat against the wall for recess time in 2nd grade because we were misbehaving i don’t remember what we did tho
That girl: sup, what you get in here for
Them: armed robbery, murder, tax evasion, you?
That girl: had bubblegum
***bubblegun
imagine getting locked by a bubble gun because its "harmful"
For the locked in a closet one I once had a substitute who threatened to actually lock one of my friends in a closet
It was scary
Ιn my country you can just get expelled or 'kicked out' of class for an hour..
2:15 isolation for a whole year
me :been there done that
same lol
Covid
school is already a punisment
change my mind
nope, cos ur absolutely true.
Isolation for a year seems familiar, but I can’t quite put my finger on it though
XD maybe....Covid..?
I think the "read notes out loud" is a bit too cruel
yeah, everyone has the right for privacy
Imagine writing "Hi" in the note
@• Angeliq kitten • sus
@• Angeliq kitten • ✨ *angelic kitten* ✨
@• Angelic Kitten • detah note,?
Every student is not light yagami or kira
One time I said what the flip in school and my friends thought I said the F word and they called the teacher and the HEAD OF PRIMARY. My teacher even wrote a message in my diary to my mom that I said the “ F word “ but I told my mom the truth and she believed me.
I tried explaining the teacher the truth but she kept talking about a VERBAL WARNING.
Reply
That happened to me a year ago
Some teachers are Karen
0:17 "almost everyone"? Not everyone lives in the USA you know
why I Dont go to detention
Yr
I live in britain and there is detentions?
detention isn’t always in the USA what-
In my school it was "being 6-9 and having busy parents."
I got ISS for taking too long in the bathroom due to a health issue. *tHaNks sChOoL fOr bEiNg sOooO uNdErStaDiNg~!*
Sorry, but whats ISS?
@@randompie1890 In School Suspension. Got it for half a day.
@@wwqq8016 No, In School Suspension.
Bro school should know that you have an health issue if not then..
You know, looking at society right now I think Thanos might be right,
How teachers expect our reactions when we are kicked out of class:😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
How we actually react:😃😃😃😃😃
Our teachers punished us at the lunch table.
Usually all the girls (and one boy) were at one side
And the boys were at the other side of the long table (the ones in our class)
Our teacher had everyone switch sides. You know what happened?
We kept talking. What did they expect?
Just like normal
lol
"a school made students pay 30 cents if they were heard speaking filipino" umm
just like our school we werent allowed to speak filipino even thoigh our school is in philippines and our main language is filipino
@@Epic7475-uj5ro Napaka Americanised ng Pilipinas pota. Hindi na mahal ng mga Pilipino ang Pilipinas bilang Asyanong Bansa. Gusto nila sumipsip sa mga Amerikano. Gaya ng pagsalita ng inglés at ng pagsunod sa kultura nila. Sigurado ako dismayado si Jose Rizal at Andres Bonifacio.
@@gatpaham 30 cents. Now.
สิ่งที่การลงโทษใบ้ฮ่า ๆ
@@calvinwilkerson1305 Susi baka
*hold pee punishment.*
Me: dude, I hold my urine 4 hours straight everyday!!
I just go to the bathroom before and after school.
"Fined for speaking another language"
That sounds like Karen with extra steps.
Yes
Yes
A racist karen, probably
No that's a passive form of racism
@@viejaspeliculasfilipinas3621 no, a normal karen
fun fact: *we all exprienced of facing the wall.*
True
@@redify3390 not me
@@redify3390 also not me
@@krishsaini8604 Not yet
Not ne
1:56 How does one shop off hair?
2:25 *Ah... Japan, what a cultured place to live* :)
certified weeb moment
In asia, we dont just kneel on peas. Back then my mom said that they kneel on durians (yes the stinky fruit that has sharp spines)
@Gnomie The Gnome Uh I don't think so. I used to live there but we emigrated to US a few years ago but yeah I don't think it exists. The kneeling on durian was just stories my mom told me
@@bespectacledperson2316 ohhhh....
That’s a monstrous thing to do.
Holy sh*t that's cruel.
0:54 teacher: hold in your pee for not listening instruction
Health: my time has come
imagine getting a sentence for chewing gum 💀
Where does it say
I’d prob curse at them before they could imprison me x45 times
Bubble gun. Not gum.
Student: gets arrested for having a bubble gun and called a terrorist
Me: Society is doomed
Arrested for having a bubble gun?! Really? Just how f*cked up is that school?
Biggest Punishment: Waking Up Early
Cutting hair actually happened to a guy in my class I think around two years ago
Imagine seeing your new friend come back from school and then she says “once, I had a jail sentence for having a bubble gun in school, they called me a terrorist”
DONT worry
They will see
Student: *inhales*
My teacher:
Bruh, fined for speaking other language?
Sounds like a sensitive school with strict rules
Aka north korea, largest prison
I am Indian and hindi is our official language, a few teachers punish us for speaking in hindi and not in English and when we don't good marks in hindi they say "hindi is your official language! You should get good marks in hindi!".
True xd same with me but aren't sticks are also used to punish us too :(
For me the real punishment was math - The music was pretty amazing btw. Have a nice day ( :
SAME
Fault of Greece, somehow a smartass got bored and said:Ah yes, 30x=31 so 30=31
My PE teacher once slapped me, someone snitched and he almost lost his job.
Good.
If it were me as the snitch, he’d be certainly fired
@NoKiniorlnHybrydy its good that the snitched was brave👍 but in my school teachers use to beat students with sticks but all are scared to complain😢
2:45 arresting students is illegal
*looks at mirror* HOW DARE YOU ARREST HIM(drives to prison and locks himself in jail) there
my friend got his hair shaved in front of the class because he didn't cut his hair before the day where we cut our hair regularly every year lmao
Theres a special day where you do that??????
"Eating Lunch Off Floor" Wow Memories :')
@Kolonya i eat at floor because when canteen is full me and my friend eats at floor
@Kolonya there are foods that you eat them in the ground with your hands, and its totally normal
@Kolonya and it is embarrassing because other students might laugh at you
@Kolonya maybe if it's crust side down you can wipe the dirt off lol
In Kindergarten,i used to steal the 3rd graders snacks from their lunch boxes without getting noticed even once!
2:59 buble gum is extremly dangerous weapon. It does 13 times bigger damage
if you read this you know thats not serious
you literrally scrolled it here?
Stanley parables
Go to psychologist if you read this
jk
i totally didnt scroll 🤥🙄
Yes i know it wasn't serious, yes, i did scroll there, no i'm not going to psychologist
And who is Stanley parables
We need to scroll to get to the next comments tho
*bubble gun. it says gun not gum
Me: chewing gum
Teachers: enemy detected, Bravo team go go go..
Principal: ;-;
Oh yes.
Back in Italy, when my mom went to Pakistan for a few months, my English teacher kept on scolding me for not doing my homework ( i struggled with the language and found it difficult ) , the Next thing i didn't predict is that my teacher sent a message through the school system straight to My mom telling her " Your son didn't do his homework due in today and has been given Extra homework"..
My mom forwarded the message to Dad who :
- Scolded me
- Took away My Ipad for 2 weeks
And i still remember that.. i felt embarrassed!
But then i told him that i struggle with the work and in class.
Not to be rude but why didn't you tell him at the start
0:52 no sports would be a reward for me!
Lets see how many subs I grain from this comment I have 44 corrently 😉
@@thegemgirl1631 will you shut up, man?
Me when I see *fined for speaking another language* : I speak Filipino
Same
Flamenho man
Tagalog not Filipino
0:53 no sports? That’s a win-win for me
Sooo about detention. I didnt know what it was until last year. Our school does not have this punishment. I am so happy
Homework itself is punishment. F%#& HOMEWORK! We torture ourselves of many hours of school, is that not enough?
Homework is actually slavery. Teachers require you to do it.😭
If you dont realize yet why you're doing all of the homework and school work then keep doing it untill you find out ;)
@@leonardojaxon that won't solve the problem, you go to school to learn, that's it, and you almost won't learn nothing except if you're someone that studies more than breathing
My english teacher: No bathroom in my session
Me: 👁💧 💧 👁
👄
Someone: *burps*
School: wait, that’s illegal
why should I join evil
2:49 this 3 punishments was gave by a teacher named *Karen* 🤣
2:47 What's wrong with this school
In my area beating with a cane with a police warrant due to speaking another language is most common punishment .
What the actual ..... are they thinking 😠
Korea?
@@user-xh6ju3pg8c no India 😂
Nobody knows how this got likes anymore. You're welcome.
ANY STUDENT WHO GETS ARRESTED FOR BURPING IN CLASS: I AM NOT ON EARTH ANYMORE, BRING ME BACK TO THE REAL PLANET EARTH RIGHT NOW
I was sent out for yawning....it was 7 in the morning...what do they expect?
@@yout1556 what why would you be sent out for yawning
For the last one the girl was 5 years old and wasn't sentenced, she was suspended for 10 days from school, never received any jail time, and was never called a terrorist.
Why would a 5 year old girl have bubble gum
Imagine if "Execution" was a school punishment.
Ohhh yeah that will be like omg what the f### just happened
danganronpa vibes
Ono
It kinda was for some schools in the past
@@juu__thy oh Darn the killing game.
Still like K1 - B0
Fun fact: When you recieve extra homework as punishment, you get extra study on a topic therefore, an advantage.
Yes! Totally!
Exactly, that's what I was thinking when i saw that
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y-you know what...
some of these punishments are plain messed up.
Yea like taking ur panties off!
fun fact: almost all of us had the pusishment of standing in class
Almost
A student got in trouble for throwing food in the cafeteria so he had to clean THE WHOLE CAFETERIA.
Fixing wires
U think that’s enough????
I had to clean the entire school just for throwing my straw wrapper in the floor
@@epikdude6979 oh
I wonder what the teachers’ excuses for some of these were.
“That plastic knife can seriously hurt someone! It actually can’t but I’m saying it can so it can!”
“Oh Lord! The amount of lives being endangered by that shoe color!”
“That girls’ got a pink bomb in her mouth!”
0:16 Me see picture :
IS IT DENTENTION OR JAIL
Detention = jail
@@blorb4340...............FACK
As a student, Going to school is already a punishment for me.
I never got punished in school, even if im in 8th grade (Im starting it in september). But i once got sent out of class for no freaking reason
once i got sent to the principals office for laughing
If a teacher made me hold my pee I would say " mrs/Mr _______ I will tell my parent that your punishment is making my health go down low all because I can't use the restroom and making me uncomfortable in school
True💯💯💯👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍👍👍
Me: Whispers to a friend while teacher is speaking
Teacher: *sends me to a mental hospital*
Did somebody Call My name?
@@whisper9530 yes
😂
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