Every Local News Station when Gas Prices go up
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- Опубликовано: 8 мар 2022
- How many times have you seen this news package? An establishing shot of the gas station, A bunch of clips of someone getting gas, following by a bunch of scary stats about rising gas prices. More at 10!
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This is the most accurate portrayal of local news media... that I've ever seen. Spot on.
The sad thing is that our 'local news media' stations are owned by large corporate conglomerates that tell all of them to do the same story, same pitch, same delivery. It's really sad. Luckily here we have some awesome news media teams that do the best they can, despite being owned by large corporations. Heck, my hometown's newspaper in Michigan is owned by some company in KENTUCKY?!?!?! WTH!!!! That is just not right man!
Watch Orlando FL area channels. 17th listed US 🇺🇸 media market. 📹 They do street interviews with foreigners who were no where near what happened. 🤦🏻♂️ They have news casters who editorlize on air too. 🗣
@@Juleesuz Actually most stations are owned by large corporate companies… there’s some that are locally owned, I know one station that’s locally owned and is currently waiting for the FCC to get permission to buy two FOX affiliates by a regional company (one of the FOX affiliates is in Fargo which is in the same market as WDAY, the other one is in Duluth, MN)… probably best anyway since the only large corporate company that owns two of the four stations (KVLY/KX4) had a merger back in 2006 and is currently owned by Gray TV, which I’ll say Gray TV isn’t bad either… they’re adding two local shows that used to be on WDAY, and one of the shows are going to be shown on a lot of Gray TV Markets! The only one that’s currently local is Forum Communications, they own WDAY along with a lot of Newspaper companies
You have clearly not watched The Onion News
This is the most generic and expected RUclips comment... that I've ever seen. Spot on.
As a former master control operator for a local news station, this isn't satire this is a spot on accurate commentary of it all.
damn we got a guy on the inside. is the point of it all really to scare people?
@@smithconner24 no, to get clicks and watchers
@@smithconner24 Remember who's paying for this stuff. Billionaires own the media, even local media. The Sinclair Group is a super-conservative group that owns local media in dozens of major markets across the United States, including in places that might surprise you, like Seattle. It's about pushing pro-status-quo narratives above all else
@@smithconner24 it's almost always about getting views
@@JonasTisell Yes this is correct. I used to work on the web desk for a large newspaper that I'm sure you all would know. It's not that anyone's intentionally trying to scare people, it's just that leading with dramatic language is a lot more fun and likely to entice clicks. I'm sorry, but it's a business. Journalists and producers are generally well-intentioned, but you can't blame them for wanting to increase viewership/readership. The news would be a lot healthier if it didn't have to make money.... Not sure how to do that though unless it's publicly funded which has its own major problems.
I worked in local television for 30 years. While I was the weather guy, I could recite an entire newscast in my sleep depending on the time of year or topic of the day.. We had a saying...the call letters may change but it's all the same. Love your stuff John!
I can’t get over how accurate this is, not only for gas prices for every news in general
Every news in general.... nailed it
Hell, and in every country too, we have the exact same shit in France
This is incredibly accurate, right down to the soundbite getting cut off at 0:52 😂
Exactly😂 such an underrated comment lol
Exactly😂💀
Exactly! that soundbite sealed the deal as far as i'm concerned.
I'm telling you! 😂😂
XD
As a former video editor in news for 10 years, this is 100% accurate.
I went crazy after 2 yrs and quit.
@@ThomasStuart good. I'm glad I finally got out.
@@ThomasStuart I am praying for those who have been made to "edit" too much. There is even a video game about the pressure to push narratives. I forget what it's called, it's a fun and funny game with that message as an undertone, you need to push the narrative and part of that is what you don't say and what you distract with. I looked up the video game and while I found, a few with this message, I could not find the one I am thinking of.
@@SRose-vp6ew We Become What We Behold
Everything on local news, no matter what city you're in, feels like it's from a template.
Wouldn't be complete without a mention of "Pain at the pump"
That exact phrase apparently NEEDS to be used every time high gas prices are mentioned in the news.
There will be more pain at the pump soon, so get ready for pain at the pump. It is painful at the pump, when you painfully pump at the painful pump.
Lol 😂
If its painful you might be using the wrong type of pump. And possibly using it on the wrong part of your body.
A pump without pain is a pump without gain.
Well, if they can't think of a rhyme, then start it with the same letter.
People are seeing right through the media more and more .... It's beautiful!!
gas prices. corrupt politicians
I went to school for broadcasting and this is spot on, they taught us to do it like this, with the establishing shots and voiceover video. I remember whenever we tried to change it up and maybe try something different the processor would get super offended "no! This is how it's done!"
how dare we progress past 1970's news style
This is exactly why I left school for graphic design and went fully independent. They try to squeeze everyone into the same method, and don't account for any of our strengths or weaknesses to truly get the best out of the students. It's just "learn this, memorize this, and write it in your exams the way we taught you" rather than teaching the fundamentals and then allowing you to explore your creativity and allow it to flourish. The modern college system (and education in general) has become less about intelligence and challenging your intellect, and more about being able to memorize and repeat the concepts taught to you and turning in assignments in a timely manner. Basically how well can you conform to our idea of whatever it is you're being taught. It's sad really
@@brianbadonde9251 it is sad. Truly educated people who can independently create are a threat to the powers that control. They teach people to conform and use their creativity only in ways that stand to profit someone else, rather than self actualization. We are stifling true creativity to please the greed of a few. Truly intelligent people capable of self determination who are united is the nightmare of any status quo designed to benefit the few
Maybe because you were taught by an A. I. with an angry processor
Institutionalized propaganda.
you nailed it all, even down the news narrator sounding like they just recorded it in the street, capturing all the street sounds, the sound bite cutoff. only thing that it’s missing is statistics and the fact that you’re missing a person standing on their phone in front of the gas station
Not to mention the awkward transitions between the lead anchor and the scene reporter with an occasional pun they've probably used 3 other times in the same week.
The statistics is what matters
Seriously, the timing/cadence on this video is phenomenal. Well done creator!
Not to mention all sounded lime iphone quality audio
@@Vistresian1941 "Inflation.. is hitting TOWN NAME commuters... and it's a real pain in the _gas_." Back to you Brian.
Love that the interviewee thinks not getting chillies is worse than not getting groceries
You do realize.. that the "interviewee" was staged right? it was pretty much commenting on how people put stupid things instead of priorities. That wasnt a real person on the street.
The problem is the trend not being a one-time event.
@@zero1872001 the "interviewee" is literally the guy that made this video(standup comedian) recording himself doing a bit
@@Vitamortis. And? how does that change the fact of the rest of my statement being accurate.. STAGED, not very good at reading or comprehending, right? So maybe re-read what i said.. 60 times. Since you're bad at it.
@@zero1872001 i was just adding to what you said have a good day (sorry for being a bit rude)
I spent almost five years working for a local news broadcaster in the UK and laughed so hard at this. I remember us actually doing a story on rising petrol prices which made this look like Frost/Nixon.
I bet the only reason news teams do these segments is because they shoot random footage and get interviews when they're at the gas station fueling their own vehicles 😂
Lol. They be like bump it. Pull your camera out. Haha
They give it a cute name :Pain at the pump. I quit driving uber 😁
You are 100% right 😂
The funny thing it is often film of somebody driving a $70k truck whining about gas prices.
@Sagdr Asfar I remember in early 2018, pre 😷, working full time/40 hours-week, listening to Rush Limbaugh on the 📻 talking about the 1000s of 🇺🇸 workers of all types/careers having raises-bonus 💲. Gas was $1.75-2.25/gal .... ahhh the good ole days.... 🙂
*I thought the guy was gonna say he was gonna sell one of his kids.* 😂😂😂
Me too 😂
Its kidneys not kids.
Only his knees.
Are they reasonably priced?
Lil' Timmy would fetch a high price.
I got interviewed. By a local one a little while back when they first took off.
They asked me a bunch of questions unrelated then how are the high prices impacting me.
I just said "Did they? I hadn't noticed"
The yer put on yer swagZtar glasses and said yo to the lo😎
@@oliverj.8266 I have no idea what that jumble of nonsense means.
The grand theme here is don't bow to sensationalism, and don't allow yourself to become part of it
You're lucky, but what to expect from US.
😂😂😂
And I'm guessing none of your interview got any airtime, since your reaction wasn't the one they were looking to spread.
This might go down in history as the most accurate news ever
Eerily accurate! And the sound effects, SPOT ON. The only criticism? The missing "Back to you Cynthia..." as the anchor shakes her head in disbelief....and segues into a heartwarming puppy rescue news with that million dollar smile.
And she says something like "truly unbelievable..."
@@ariannasv22 Or a bad attempt at humor followed by a forced chuckle. "Wow, well let's hope the gas companies will *pump* the breaks on these price raises, uh-huh-huh!"
@@ariannasv22 *In fake utter shock* "it truly is something so crazy"
That's only on the live feeds
You also forgot the delay
Thought and prayers to this guy. Hope things have turned around for him
Hope he gets his 2 for 20 at Chili's
😂😂
@@WhirlingMusic It’s still 2 for $20 where you live? Here it’s up to 2 for $25, and now with even less options.
@@Dark_Mishra omg I'll pray for you. Hope you are ok.
@@Dark_Mishra We are living in times of great trial
0:51 For a second, I thought he said he was gonna sell one of his KIDS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Probably easier and quicker to sell those kids
This is so accurate it’s scary. I’m scared I might not be able to get to chilis… I’ll just ride my bike while pulling my car to the gas station I guess. I might just get a horse and carriage.
We need more of these accurate news stories. Maybe one about a crime and how there's always that one person that says "this is a quiet neighborhood. Things like this doesn't happen here".
“He was always such a good boy”
Or-"they were such a nice person"-just once I want someone to come on and say-"well, he was an a**hole, but still sad🤣
😅
@@emmapreston1027 😅
@@danieldaniels7571 He was a tortured soul. I know he robbed 20 stores and killed 3 people but deep down he had a heart of gold.
never forget the classic up-close shot of the same person of JUST their hands moving while they’re talking
This made me smile even though I believe prices are going up to much while our wages are falling behind making a lot of people struggle
People should start to criticise the very obvious problem which is having to rely on a car just to do basic daily tasks.
@@alexandergustafson599 people should walk/take public transport more but that's not a solution. Gas prices are insane, shutting down the pipeline didn't help either
@@alexandergustafson599 that's not the solution.
@@alexandergustafson599 How is that a problem?
@@alexandergustafson599 Is this satire?
"The temperature isn't the only thing going up these days, so are the gas prices. Let's hear what Caleb Holt found out in this week's 'Caleb's Two Cents'."
Gas prices may have gotten up, but your sense of humor is priceless. ^_^
His rich sense of humor.. he aint thinking its a big deal because he’s loaded… a family of five who is struggling cant afford 5 bucks a gallon… you liberals are insane..
@@sir_iosis6760 Cry more
@@MrPr1nglz “eat cake more peon” … 🤣🤣🤣✊ the tolerant left
@@sir_iosis6760 If a small increase in gas prices throws a wrench in your life then that sounds like a very fatal flaw in your lifestyle.
Try carpooling, learn to hyper mill and try buying more things in bulk while making the sacrifice to go generic and you'll be just fine.
This is an issue that spans the entire developed world and it's pretty pathetic to think that you are any more special than the rest
@@MrPr1nglz not my life.. im pretty ok with money.. im talking about people who live in poverty that cant afford,not a “small” increase.. but a f’n double increase .. u people on the left are all fake emoji’s.. whatever ur political side wants you to be you be… pretty pathetic how u think doubling gas prices from 2.50 to 5 bucks is a small price to pay… you can care less about those people who claim to care about… all lies you are.. gl with that.. u can tell me till youre blue in the fingers that youre not ,but you are an npc… see ya chump
“Selling one of my kidneys or something” 😂😂😂
Its funny but also sad because of how accurate it is🤦🏻♀️😬
Don't forget the 1 dude that says "Thanks Joe Biden" 😹😹💀💀
I thought he said sell one of my kids.
Amazingly accurate and exactly why people stopped taking news media seriously
As soon as they started calling themselves "Journalists" I was out.
The cut off sentence again, you are a master!
This is even more like local television than local television in terms of accuracy.
L
U is bot.
Sad to hear about the gas prices but the entire video is hilarious xD
"More extreme than itnactually is..."
Whats the joke?
@@sooperd00p What?
@@sooperd00pidk
Sad that POTATUS in chief has done everything in his administration's power to fuck up our domestic energy.
@@sooperd00p yeah the current gas and energy prices in many countries is pushing more people into poverty and will probably lead to a huge global recession.
Most people in the west should expect their standard of living to drop a lot the coming years.
I’m taking classes for television, this is by far the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen
cool....
I've concluded that the ever cutting in and out sounds of passing traffic are not recorded at the gas stations but from some sort of sound FX library. It always sounds the same.
The old, "Never let a crisis/tragedy go to waste" in action.
yea it was like the "gas tank drilling" story, where at the end they go. "only park in well lit areas"
Ya gas prices doubling in the span of a week is no big deal.
The agenda is to show high gas prices because it's what is pissing of local news watchers the most. If you think people are overreacting to this then why the fuck did the White House DUMP and unprecedented level of oil from the reserves. It's a national crisis you twat
@dihvocfoscocudvyvdd People would rather tell you to buy an 80k electric piece of shit that needs fixing every month than allow people criticise Bidens energy policy
self made crisis, wouldn't be a crisis if brandon didn't pull the garbage he did
but no, 5 bucks a gallon is a privilege isn't it?
This dude nailed it 😂 I didn't think these segments would be so generic for every local news station
gas is still cheap in usa than india 😂😂😂😂
They all follow the head orginiztion script...usually at eactly the same time, on all channels, at 5:10 pm.
Stupid bot.
@@BlackMamba-lt8oe
Gas is almost always cheaper in the US than pretty much anywhere else
It's because they're all owned by three companies Antenna man has a good video on it
"..or selling one of my kid...neys or something."
Really thought that was gonna take a dark turn for a second.
So selling your kidneys isnt a dark turn? xD
@@alexanderzerka8477 Fair enough but the question is can i sell Josh or Amy?
The soul-crushing pessimism and fearmongering in soooooo on point.
I don’t know man, I need a close up shot of congested traffic to really hit home on this point. And more “we just gotta do what we can to get by (chuckles) “ narratives from another driver.
I dunno about John, but this sure got a chuckle out of me
"He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!"
Same energy.
Learn to be funny
@@colonel1003 ok
@@colonel1003 give him a break his life isn't a joke compared to yours
😭😂
@Christine POP THE BUBBLE
You are so awesome ! 🙏😘
The accuracy... 😩😂🤣
You nailed it and that's why I don't watch or listen to the news.
As someone who used to work in local news, this is 100% accurate.
Here- let me fix your atrocious grammar for you:
As someone who used to work in local news, I WOULD SAY THAT this is 100% accurate.
@@melissachartres3219 you have got to be kidding me.
@@melissachartres3219 That's diction, not grammar.
As someone who watched the news once, yes its accurate
@@melissachartres3219 bruh you're not fixing it, they said what they said, you don't have a say in it lol, all they missed was a comma, it's also youtube comments.
edit; apparently they didn't even miss a comma i'm just reverse blind
Even with gas prices being unaffordable, John still knows how to fuel a good laugh
I just can't get my fill of his comedy
You sir win the dad joke of the day.
Pun intended
@Jason Shoots liar.
Shhh don’t tell the feds he can fuel laughter, they’ll probably put a price on that too if they find out
This is awesome! Well done.
You're awesome man😄 Keep these coming!
Lol 100% on point. I remember as a kid when they would talk about gas on the news and seeing how frustrated the adults seemed always made me worried lol 😆
Can't afford condoms now
@@clockandballtorturewithcra5010 its fine bro nobody really needs them
@@manedwolfwithagmailaccount1478 understandable. Your advice is appreciated.
To be fair where my friend lives gas just hit 8 dollars a gallon where I'm at its about 6.20 and its still going up... When was the last time gas cost that much?
@@happyjohn354 Obama administration.
"I'm so excited my loan was approved! I'll be closing on a full tank of gas this weekend."
Lol awesome
I'm so excited your loan was approved !! I'll be Siphoning your full tank of gas this weekend !!
😆😆
As gas prices keep going up, the new joke of this video will be to reminisce on how gas was only 4 dollars a gallon a few months ago.
This comment aged poorly.
L bozo
@@clickycal lol how gas prices are even higher now must be like 12
@@tangerinetech5300 Prices are lower now. 3.50 here
“Fridays I usually go to the Chili’s and get a beer and a 2 for $20, I can’t even do that anymore.” 😂 There was pain behind those eyes.
It's the exact same thing when the news reports the usual "increasing obesity rates" pieces.
You are ignorant. It's not "increasing obesity rate" it's "increasing body positivity rate".
How the hell do you have more subscribers than me?
@@MK8MasterJunjie with that attitude, why the hell do you have subscribers at all
I can practically see the "fat people walking down the sidewalk" footage when you say that.
News flash a 5.7 magnitude earthquake happens whenever you go to the nearest fastfood chain by foot. which why it is quite a rare event.
“Gas prices are so high, I can’t even afford to go to the grocery store anymore”
*proceeds to select V-Power*
“Professionals have standards” - tf2 sniper
If he just used unleaded gas, he'd be getting a few groceries but no, he preferred the most elite gas
Very true but maybe he has a vehicle that requires high octane for high performance engines? High compression engines that require higher octane. Idk 😐
yeah, if gas price goes up everything in grocery store goes up too:;)
Lmaoooo I didn't even notice that
Needs prices updated, otherwise 100% spot on!
This is literally so Accurate every News Channel Does this 😂.
That’s just savage. Every need station should see this. It will answer the question of “why does viewership get lower every year”
Well they also straight up lie or cherry pick what to report
You wish
it gets lower because they tell you lies foo
Yeah, how about stop lying? That might solve some of it. There's a reason fake news became a common label throughout the past 6 or so years. And no, it's not because Trump said it. It's because you lied about him 24/7. But then again, that's just politics isn't it? Business as usual, move along folks, nothing to see here. Meanwhile we'll pick your pockets and call it taxation.
Why waste precious time seen a TV report, with ads, when you can just read a straight to the point article, or a podcast while you do literally anything else?
You've accurately captured how formulaic and unimaginative the news is.
In all fairness, does the news really need to be creative and imaginative? At the end of the day it's only purpose is to well.. tell me the news. I don't need a whole show about it.
@@Tommy50377 and yet they’re making a show of it. Funny how that works
I really liked the local station in Albuquerque, not sure how it is now but a few years ago the local news station had a pay-it-forward program to help charitable causes, they made a lot of positive news.
@@Tommy50377 "At the end of the day it's only purpose is to well.. tell me the news."
And they don't even do that right. lol. It's all BS propaganda
@@graffititurtle11 Oh I'm not saying they aren't. What I'm saying is that the news being "unimaginative" is the least of its problems.
Nailed it. Same framing for tropical storms and hurricanes.
i haven't lived in usa in 7 years yet i completely recognized and remembered how these stories were like, even the ambient noise of the cars is the same
This is spot on 😂 I worked as a video editor during one summer, and this is exactly how we did things
This can't be done more brilliantly. In terms of dissecting the way the media works this is perfection.
You knocked out of the park on this one! Your exceptional!
Finally! An accurate parody of the situation!
In Bulgaria, the gas price has been in the last years around 2-2.30BGN. When gas prices got to 2.95BGN, everybody started shitting their pants, but during the Corona, when gas was 1.60BGN nobody said "Oh my god, I'm saving so much money'
And then they spend 200BGN *minimum* for cigarettes and cheap beer... *Where's the logic?*
After hearing about gas prices going up in the next days, they were even lining up at the gas station, waiting 30 minutes to save 10 bucks on gas... ridiculous.
the money is in the market: bread goes up 5 cents a loaf, and my neighbor is screaming. then that new "have to have" carbon fibre tennis racket comes in.........for FIFTY DOLLARS MORE than any other racket, and she "just has to have it'>>
@@Dwightstjohn-fo8ki exactly. I don't mind carbon rackets, but at least she shouldn't complain
As someone who works at a tv news station I can confirm this is beyond accurate
My Dad was in local TV news in Atlanta for 40 years. He tells many a tale about how they worked a story to make it look and sound much worse than it was. All about ratings and the advertisement dollar....
Yes, stay indoors watching TV 📺. No one is safe.
TV news mantra: If it bleeds it leads
True!
This isn't a lie. It is devastating that gas price and everything else is increasing. *WHY INCREASES?* Why hasn't government done anything about it years ago? Politicians just sitting on their ass, saying "we work hard"
*NO YOU DON'T!*
Politicians argue with the other side and get nothing done but the things that affect the public. Politicians argue with the other side, end results, the public pays.
*HOW IS THAT WORKING?*
*YOU ALL LOVE THE PAY INCREASES YOU GIVE YOURSELVES*
*POLITICIANS ARE OVER PAID*
*IT'S MAKING THE HAVES RICHER AND THE HAVE NOT POORER!*
@@dfowler3187 🤣
Can't afford a cold beer and a "two for twenty" at Chilis anymore. Facts. 😂😂
LMAO! too good and extremely accurate!!!!
That "Please see cashier" makes you wanna throw the WHOLE CAR AWAY!
🤣🤣🤣
You can usually wait a few seconds and let the screen refresh and try again. I'm not going inside to see the cashier!!
Ikr. You just have to swallow your pride, go in and say "put $5.75 on pump 2" 😳
Fr lol just leave the car as a payment at that point
Unfortunately to me, that's what the plan is. Gas will keep going up, give up of your gas-munching car, and get electric one. Hope that sanity and common sense will come back soon!
I jus went and bought a bicycle 2day🤣 it cost me $125 2fill up my expedition per week so i'm bout 2have sum strong legs in the next month and months ahead 😂
$125?!?! Woooooooo!!! Yeah girl, I'd be on that bike too.
Smart! My knees are older than I am so I'm exploring other options. But sheesh, have you recently seen the price of a good horse?!
@@jimmyyounger618 Lmao😂🤣😂🤣
@@jimmyyounger618 you think that’s bad? That’s just a one time expense. Try pricing hay, feed, farrier, worming and tack! It’s nuts.
@@nude_cat_ellie7417 Tell me about it! I've got some senior horses that wouldn't be fit for a round trip to town, but when I think about adding yet another couple... Yikes! We've got the hay, but the Ivermectin quadrupled in price, etc., etc., etc. I suppose I can dig out my old nippers and rasp to do trims if the farrier needs a whole lot more and he probably will. I'm pretty sure fuel was already a big part of his overhead. I just want to know who these people are that are dropping 12-20K+ for a finished grade draft cross! They're nobody I know! 😄
“Sell one of my kidneys” 😂
This aged sooo well! 😂
I commented on Daily Wire just a minute ago - my gas budget had gone from $160 to $250. I am frustrated! 😂
For me, this means no more eating out. The price of oil affects EVERYTHING
@@nude_cat_ellie7417 apparently you don't have feet and are unable to move without a vehicle
@@blablabla6975 or…I live in the country and have to drive half an hour to get to a restaurant. Your world must be very small…
@@nude_cat_ellie7417 no, i just live in a city like 90% of the population
@@blablabla6975 incorrect. Around 50% of the population lives in the cities. Check your facts before spouting your ignorance.
I live out in a rural area where a lot of people really are taking a boot to the head in terms of what they earn vs. what it cost them to get to work and buy groceries. We also have an Amish community, and if they weren't so nice I suspect they'd be putting out signs asking, "Who's Laughing Now?"
see, that's what the Amish WANT you to think lol
We have some Amish near us too. I might just need to see if they are willing to offer a taxi service with their horses and buggies.
@@AngeliaGurnerpersonal I thought of that, but how do I call for an AmUberish ride? I think I'm just going to have to get by with my dog pulling me on a skateboard. It's days like this I wish our roads were paved.
I live a good 12 miles out of town, now I have under a dollar a gallon more to go before I have to park my vehicle for anything other than going to and from work
or emergencies. Once it climbs to 5 dollars I will have to start hitchhiking to town and I am freakin 58 now. I am not as bad off as some I know. Incomes are not climbing with prices and anyone who says different is as stupid as the people who voted for this piece of crap, worhtless, brainless, walking talking Buttpug that we have in office now. For hells sake Gretta herself couldnt have done more to damage to this country.
How would the Amish people know about the gas prices gone up? unless they watch tv or internet or listen to radio, which they don't because they think electricity is evil.
Dude, that is spot on. Kudos!
The most funniest realest thing I’ve seen on RUclips in a min 😂
I’m about to start riding my bike everywhere 😭😭
LOL! Missing out on that 2 for $20 is the real crime.
It's not even $20 anymore, it's $25.
I love this. Thanks.
“pLeAsE sEe CaShIeR” at the end lol
So, next we've got the people driving all around town looking for cheap gas, seemingly unaware that they're burning gas to do this.
Excact same format in the UK too lmao. Great video!
Thanks for making this. Just...thanks.
And the sad part is ppl WILL tune back in to “watch that exact same story again”🤦♂️
Nailed It! Another one of my favorite reports is how they report on a ten cent increase as as gas prices are slowly on the rise. Yet they exclaim prices are plummeting when they drop three cents!
Oh man, this is golden, I loved this 😆😆😆
So spot on, I literally just saw this exact news report on the news yesterday 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The only story to top this is, "stay tuned to see how long this warm weather will last and if we'll stay dry this weekend! All that and more after the commercial break"
Killed it. Ya could send that in as a resume and get the job!
Don't forget the Holiday Specials.
"It's labor day, and GAS PRICES!!!"
"PAIN AT THE PUMP!" Every. Single. Time.
The only thing missing is the bit at the end telling viewers to log on to the station's website for updated gas price tracking, which is always super helpful.
Amazing, perfect, masterful, spot on, brilliant
This was awesome.
The fact that my uncle was on a story about gas prices one time on our local news just makes this even more accurate cause he was asked questions like that LOL
Edit: idk how this comment even blew up like this but thank you LMAO
Take this story and apply it to the world stage. The Media is propaganda and used to shape how you think and what to think. Stop believing what is on the news because it’s all lies especially “world news”.
@@matt8264 not all of it is lies. There’s truth mixed in w/ lies, light mixed w/ dark. You have to decide what is fact & what is BS which makes it harder than just completely denouncing it or foolhardly believing everything they say
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Yes there is some “truth”. I can have a glass that is 99% water and 1% arsenic but that 1% makes it all poison.
The same a-holes who locked us down for 2 years and stole our freedom are now telling us we need to support Ukraine and their freedom. Sorry - not buying it. LIARS
@@matt8264 stole our freedom 😂
@@matt8264 stole our freedom? Last I checked you can still legally hold a protest, own a gun, establish your own business, go outside whenever you want(Yes, you could even do that during lockdown), and more
I watched the local news broadcast for the first time in years the other day. Everything was breaking news, the earth's core had been replaced with cotton candy so we're all doomed and the number of commercials was unending. Of course, commercials are what it's all about. Doing these cheap
news segments is better than doing any, you know, actual investigative reporting.
You will consume and you will be happy about it! Consume more media
Here in germany were currently paying an average of about 10 dollars per gallon for regular E10.
Shaking the nozzle was everything 🤣
This is hella hilarious and so accurate!😂 this is why I stay off the news
I would love to see more skits like this because this is the most accurate 💀
I love this "I'm dead inside" delivery of the news.
Haha this is so true! 🤣
Man this is so accurate, the sell my kidney part had me dead🤣
@@BaldyFade you sound salty whats wrong did you already sell your kidneys now you can’t afford gas, go complain to leftist who made gas prices so disgustingly high or just go by a Tesla, gosh what are you poor?
@@BaldyFade the funny thing is ik this is satire but i drive an old econoline van for my work and putting over 2,000 miles a day in a van that gets 5 miles to the gallon these gas prices are insane.
immunity from politicians
Classic! Sadly our news is more click bait than actual news.
Go watch sky news australia
Gas where I live cost $4.50 a gallon
Classic news and hit a spot on when they cut him off talking
It didn’t always used to be like that… It wouldn’t of been possible without CNN
@@itzzgraham the first instances of widespread fake news were during WW1, and it came back in the 1990s because of various news outlets, just not CNN. Also, they were very mild about it until the 2000s