Neuvillette's Water Review
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- Опубликовано: 7 окт 2023
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All we need is a Wriothesley Tea review.
YES WE NEED THAT
Just dont let him get in Liyue for tea
My mom already took that role
@McdonaldsChilde42 nah it is ur husband-
@@8610gggdddont worry childe it will get better 😔😔
neuvillete is very kind to his enemies, giving them water with every attack
them water is so strong might as well just rips my limbs apart
Or making them wet
It's actually his piss
@@brezzendorf"MY SUPER LASER PISS!"
i wish his attack noise was HYDRATE BRO
Natlan: flat taste due to volcanic activity but nice to use when serving tea
Snezhnaya: * CHEWS ICE *
khaenri'ah: chews yours grandmas ashes
Celestia: Absolutely divine
Wow, can't believe that there's only 2 more regions left... 4 if you think that they'll add Khan'rehia (or however it's spelled lol) and Celestia
@@Mad-Cat-In-A-Hat i would love to visit celestia lol
@@MyShiroyukiholy water
Damn, who still remembers the "unlimited salt jar" thingy Zhongli causally tossed into the water. Time flies
Liyues water mustve been salty af
@@yuki97kirait’s sea water isn’t it tho??
@@kawansiesquad6659 it's actually the reason why the seawater became salty 👍
No one will be able to convince me otherwise
I still find it bizarre that a lesser god has access to an item that literally creates unlimited salt 😭
@@gamesyes9352 havria IS the goddess of salt
Bro is more hydrated than 80% of the playerbase 💀💀💀
Nah more than the entire population.
Gacha players have always been thirsty
That's why nobody likes them.
they don't touch grass AND water
I won't argue with that logic
I like how Neuvillete still drink and appreciate the water even it was raw and have colors in it.
Truly a water connoisseur
Raw water? As opposed to well done water?
@@indeeditiscirroay man, not gonna lie, i like my water as medium
@@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 Nah, deep-fried water is better.
@@iosis9324The only thing worse than that is deep fried ice.
As expected of a "gentleman of the sea", he can evaluate everything through drops of water in the most detailed and neat way🗿
I see you comment on many videos
Ofcourse he is a seaman after all 😂
He could be a salesman for some kind of fancy bottled water company and you KNOW those things would go flying off the shelfs
Or more like the water companies ask for his reviews since he is a water expert so it will boost their business
Do not give them ideas. I can see myself already succumbing to these capitalist products.
Mondstadt:Venti's drunken pee
Liyue:Zhongli's junk
Inazuma:Raiden and Yae Miko bath water
Sumeru:Plant
I thought in Sumeru with be tears from cramming students lmao
@@theinsecthashiraYou're exactly correct. That water is going to be a pain to drink if you're sensitive to the elements.
With a pint of freshly cut Orobashi
Sumeru: dook dook😂
@@Nomnomnom12😂
Neuvi considers others as uncultured individuals who can't discern the differences between different types of water thus he feels distant from humans.
i am human (i think) and can tell different water brands and such have different tastes (Dasani has the driest tasting water, Spring water tastes the most refreshing, water made through reverse osmosis tastes in the middle but is the one i am most used to, etc.)
every household has different water. and some are better than others/
@@Yuki_Ika7 What do you mean by (I think) there's no other species who play genshin 😂
0:24 loved that gintama reference
Seriously I can't stop laughing in Venti's part.
Btw he has a pp??
It reminds me of that moment in the Angry Birds movie lol
@@ArchonKujoI thought about exactly the same thing lmao.
Well, at least, Neuvi didn't get PTSD.
@@senku_z1 i checked, he have a big one
To much freedom
Neuvillete should make a commercial about drinking water.😂
I wonder what he would say about the water of more exotic places like Enkonomiya, The Chasm, Dragonspine, Eternal Oasis, etc...
Eternal oasis water doesnt sound that bad but the other 3 seem sus. Dragonspine with a hint of dragons blood, Chasm with water fracking and the thousands of dead things, and idk about Enkonmiya.
@@toastedmarsh6185 we can stand on eternal oasis water bro.... he's eating it like a thanksgiving turkey
if he can manage to "break off" the time-frozen water in the eternal oasis, he'd be shitting water bricks. probability
@@wetPizzaperhaps that's why he said "need to be savoured patiently" 😂😂
Eternal oasis - water Frozen in time
Enkanomiya - water mixed with the blood of the sacrificed sun children (yum yum 😋😋)
Chasm - water infested with forbidden knowledge dark mud
Dragonapine - water mixed with durins blood
1:36 that smile just warms my heart for some odd reasons. Dude's out here enjoying water but in the end, it's pure water that is his happy drink...
1:22 I'm waiting to say " n o i c e"
1:07 ahh yes, the taste of electrified water
90% sure he can tell if water is microwaved.
(source: "Neuvillette's Hobbies" quote)
Got a good laugh in this one 😭💀
"This water was microwaved three hours ago in the residence of the acting grand sage. He is not exempt from my wrath. I am inbound, about to deliver retribution."
LOOOL
0:14
Neuvillete: mondstat water is crisp and pure
Venti : and I took that personally
I love how you can actually see some yellow parts in his cup
@@SarmaTheFood NOOOO 😭😭😭😭
@@GoldenBunny3079 AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GET SUSPICIOUS ABOUT IT😭😭😭
0:47 That agressive RRAAAAAHHHH after drinking Raiden and Yae's bath water 😂
😂😂💀
"I Will Have Water!"
-Neuvillette probably
0:47 that is the roar of a satisfied man! NEET goddess bathwater to replenish the souls and mind
"It's all just water"
Neuvillete : uncultured swine
Now THAT EXPLAINS why Inazuma's water has a depth of flavor unlike any other 💀😂
0:47 i didn't expect this 😂
Let's be real here. It's not sumeru water he's drinking, but is instead the tears of the akademiya student's
Also. Watching it again. Just realized what you get from inazuma waters are probably Tetanus [You know... Raiden's mechanical body that is i think 500 yrs old(Or so i think it's mechanical like)] and Rabies (Yae's fox i guess)
That one place in sumeru where the old hydro archon died in is probably the closest thing to a furina bath water
Mmmm....corpse juice
Aah the pool of Amrita.
I always had a feeling it would taste like a lime slushi
Focari sweat
Ahhhhhhh.
@@vincentd1120💀😂
0:57 raiden joestar confirmed
Oh u wont believe it, but our Ei has same voice w Jolyne in the game version of past JoJo game
1:01
Shogun bathwater is very shocking, dare I say lethal
Inazuma is either Ei's bath water or the nuclear radiation leakage from the nearby island😂
I hope they add reviews for Natlan's and Snezhneya's waters. 🥺
U mean ice and water vapors?
He already talk about Snezhnaya's river water
Go to Russia and taste it yourself
Volcano lava and glacier water(ice)
Also Celestia and Khaenriah waters
So he basically drank Archon/Kitsune bathwater. "Depth of Flavor" indeed.
Neuvilette about Natlan water: That's basically boiled water for tea.
Natlanians: *add Cocoa beans.*
N: Well now I got a treat for lady Furi-
Furina: NEUVILETTE! GIMMIE! GIMMIE! GIMMEI! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
...
Neuvilette about Snezhnaya water: Well beside the fact that it's LITERALLY ice cold water with some ICE cube's in it... It's refreshing, but I'd highly would recommend to NEVER drink it unless you can endure such freeze. It's almost blizzard like.
Tartaglia: *Jumps all naked into the lake and eats ICE right in front of Neuvilette, while there's TAR-TAR-TARTAGLIA song plays*
Neuvilette: why...
Zhongli: First time?
I hate to be the guy but just cocao frut and water is extremely bitter add sweetflowers and now were talking
@@a-lance-user4265 THX! I couldn't really come up with smth good for Natlan beside Tea, but i remember that Aztec had coco, so I decided it might be it.
@@fandango_boi I mean your not wrong the aztecs did use cocoa it just wadnt sweet the sweetness is a modern thing
I like how the last 2 Tevyat locations are Hottest & Coldest back to back
Eula: **Swim in it**
Tar: What’s wrong old man!
I was in co-op with my mother and I was finding a teleport waypoint, when i had finally got to it on the map, nuevillette had started saying this voice line, teleported away and all my mother heard was "water comes-"
in other words. Neuvillette message to player a.k.a Traveller to..
*Stay Hydrated*
lowkey, i can feel Raiden bathwater actually tasting great💀
Least thirsty Genshin player
you finna get final stage cancer after you drink that shi
I bet
I can only just imagine the body sweat 🤢
I think it would taste bit burnt or stale
1:30 i was gonna say it
So I guess Sumeru's water tastes just like normal water
1:12 idk but the water in the cup looks like there's dirt with it as well...
@@duyetpham2003It's prob curry powder
@@duyetpham2003 bruh, these white things are just the cartoony reflections/flares 😂
I don't really know the word in english, but it's when you direct the light on the water at a certain angle and it emits the white sheen.
@@BulletSponge71436 water itself had a brown hue, they were not talking about reflections on it
@@abysscashierlightning-fast670 I think it's supposed to be just a reflection, not something like a dirt in the water
Hearing Neuvillette give a water review is so soothing, it heals my soul.
Neuvillette: Drink sea water.
Neuvillette: “It’s Salty guys.”
I just love your videos because they always improves my mood greatly, so I very much appreciate it and will be waiting for many more of your masterpieces 🧐
Oh hell nah you did not just go there with Venti 😂😂
Neuvillette: Hello i'm Neuvillette
Aether: Hi Neuvie
Neuvillette: And i'm a water expert
Aether: There no way i don't believe you
Neuvillette: This smell like water
Aether: Holy sh!t this guy good!
Venti peeing in the water honestly doesn't seem too out of character 😂
Zhongli be getting that Osmathus Wine
While Neuvillette be getting that Osmathus WATER
0:36 on one of the bulletin boards, theres a notice about the water reservoirs being closed because of a dead body, take of that what you will
adds flavour
At first I was completely expecting mondstadt's water to be Barbara's holy water...
Oh nyoo venti did him dirty 😂
And I would drink the entire water from inazuma
If it involves Ei's sweat, count me in, I want to taste Ei badly.
Down bad
AYOOOOO WHAT
Sanji desperately looking for the Electro Archon's bathwater after seeing this
it should be included in "cooking with sanji"
Inazuma could have been so rich Ningguang would die of jealousy if they import that WATER
This has been a PSA by Monsieur Neuvillette, recommending that everyone to stay constantly hydrated.
His chibi smile at the end is so adorable ❤! He is majestic and cute at the same time.
As someone who likes water, this is a very acceptable review!
Ngl, after playing him for awhile and hearing him speak about the quality of h20 from different regions had me craving water tremendously that i got up, went to the fridge, poured meself that g'd spring from sone faraway distance country (i think Iceland?) Whatever was left in the glass container.
And it was tasty~.
😋
I wouldn't mind drinking Ei's bath water 😂
Eww..
I second that
💀
S0m30ne uploaded? Today is a good day! I like to think that the sumeru water is from the tears of the scholars as they try to graduate, and love the idea that venti just pisses in the water
_(slams table)_
Give me all of Inazuma's water and give it to me *N O W !*
Nobody knows what dehydration is in Inazuma.
Dehyadration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Adorable as always
This makes me want to drink water more its honestly incredible
Didn't expect the "fan service".
Bro drank piss water, dead water, and bath water 😂
I like water from inazuma
I would love to drink the Inazuman Water.
What about Primordial Sea Water ?
Become water ?
We need to ask Childe for that
They should use the joke of Venti springing a leak with the water from Liyue instead of Mondstadt, the "enduring aftertaste" of the water would have made the joke that much funnier.
That's the gold content I'm subscribed for
Always a joy to watch my favorite program from my favorite channel, Drinking on Empty from Neviewbrah Water Review
hes so pure i love him
Excuse me but may I introduce you to *American Water Standards?*
Nuevillete: _fucking dies_
Osmanthus wine again and again. Please spare my ears.
Yeah, Raiden Bathwater all near Inazuma island.
Bro's so kind to every kind of water 😭😭
0:49 i agree it gives a tingling feeling like tiny shocks🗿
The little wink is so cute
How did my mans obtain Shoguns bath water? Kujou Sara requires him for questioning
As someone well hydrated, I can actually tell the difference in water.
Tap water has a certain metallic property, while pure water has a pretty refreshing bland yet sweet taste.
Mineral water is the best. It can taste like absolute bliss where you can tell the flavour of the stones and moss.
Treated water is extremely inconsistent. For example water from any Coca Cola brand. They taste disgusting and extremely artificial. Some taste bland at most, while others taste like what cheap playdo smells.
Tap water's taste is different from house to house due to the added flavour from pipes, since some are older and of different quality.
I come from a place where we have an aquifer so the water is decent zefferhills hits nicely- then theres nessly...
#$%@ing Nessly... THATS LIKE CHEAP METAL.
But I went up north...the water tastes of sulfer and bleach.... had to drink that stuff for 8 months... it sucked
@@rainbowocean5075 If my detective skills are any good, you are from Florida, aren't you?
The are aquifers on Florida, technically one.
It underlines Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina. This water is freshwater, but get brackish and saline south of Lake Okeechobee. Probably pollution, considering that water is almost black.
Then the aquifer system crops out in Central and Southern Georgia where the Limestone, and it's weathered byproducts, are present at land surface.
However, we get accustomed to water from our hometown. So when we taste water from another place that has different things like Iron, chlorine, and odor caused by minor contaminants strike our olfactory and taste senses as being different.
Neuvi at home
"The flavor of water is different in every home"
- Sun Nuv
Saiki on his daily coffee(water) jelly testing
We had a guy talking about wines now we have a guy talking about water xD
The first one is classic gintama reference 😂
Like my uncle always say... Be water, my friend~
0:27 i imagined neuvillette whip out his bigger “frying pan”
1:35 "Don't mess with the ORIGINAL. Fontaine Water. A Fountain of Refreshment." -Neuvillette, 2023
As someone that can distinguish the taste of different water brands and of diff countries, i fully understand him 😂
Thanks for *risking* the review Neuvillette. Now i like to drink water in inazuma and water in 3am
For someone like me who only drinks water, I can actually distinguish the flavors 💀
Same, water from each house have different flavor
Best thing i seen in a while
It is funny, however, that the "Cup of Infinite Salt" was drowned.
There will be a real "Dead Sea".
In NATLAN, the fiery water tastes disliking to the tongue, but pleasantly delicious when serving tea.
In Snezhnaya, the cold water possesses a cold and lifeless taste, but cool to drink it blistering heat
This man gets it.
As someone who can taste flavours of water, I strongly agree
this is so underrated.
how i expected teyvat water to be "flavored"
mondestat: alcohol in the water from drunk bard
liyue: mineral water mixed with the deceast (for aftertaste)
inazuma: **insert the silloueto of a man's mother screaming at the water for some reason**
sumeru: **nsert someone dumping the spice supply into the water**
fontaine: 3am water
0:22 there was an exact scene like that in Gintama are you kidding me?!
*Me shaking while holding gun and sweating and genuinely tweaking:* “GIVE ME THE INAZUMA WATER. NOW.”
Natlan water gotta be spicy af
nevu is a fine water taster indeed
Im drinking Inazuma water all day.
I think it would be cool if we could get an event where neuvillette and the traveler go around teyvat sampling various bodies of water and neuvillette gives us his thoughts/opinions on each one maybe with a little bit of lore and history about the body of water. And maybe we meet other characters here and there who help us find water sources like maybe even callirhoe for the spring in monstadt. Maybe they have a combat section or something idk