i am human (i think) and can tell different water brands and such have different tastes (Dasani has the driest tasting water, Spring water tastes the most refreshing, water made through reverse osmosis tastes in the middle but is the one i am most used to, etc.)
Eternal oasis water doesnt sound that bad but the other 3 seem sus. Dragonspine with a hint of dragons blood, Chasm with water fracking and the thousands of dead things, and idk about Enkonmiya.
Eternal oasis - water Frozen in time Enkanomiya - water mixed with the blood of the sacrificed sun children (yum yum 😋😋) Chasm - water infested with forbidden knowledge dark mud Dragonapine - water mixed with durins blood
"This water was microwaved three hours ago in the residence of the acting grand sage. He is not exempt from my wrath. I am inbound, about to deliver retribution."
Also. Watching it again. Just realized what you get from inazuma waters are probably Tetanus [You know... Raiden's mechanical body that is i think 500 yrs old(Or so i think it's mechanical like)] and Rabies (Yae's fox i guess)
I was in co-op with my mother and I was finding a teleport waypoint, when i had finally got to it on the map, nuevillette had started saying this voice line, teleported away and all my mother heard was "water comes-"
@@duyetpham2003 bruh, these white things are just the cartoony reflections/flares 😂 I don't really know the word in english, but it's when you direct the light on the water at a certain angle and it emits the white sheen.
Fun fact: Nahida's and Neuvillette's favorite and least favorite foods, while not exact opposites, are at least related. Nahida's favorite is Candied Ajilenakh Nuts and her least favorite is seafood, while Neuvillette's favorite is just water, with his second choice being "food items that contain plenty of liquid", and his least favorite is Charcoal-Baked Ajilenakh Cakes.
Traveler: How's Fontaine? Neuv: ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS 😭 Traveler: Sounds rough do you have a gnosis? Neuv: Had one. It's on The Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale™ (theoretically)! Traveler: Is there any way we could help? Neuv: Bring me some soup! Traveler: What kind? Neuv: CHUNKY
Idk why but I think it would be funny for there to just be a goblet specifically for Neuvillette. Like you would get it on his birthday, and only Neuvillette can equip it
Neuvilette about Natlan water: That's basically boiled water for tea. Natlanians: *add Cocoa beans.* N: Well now I got a treat for lady Furi- Furina: NEUVILETTE! GIMMIE! GIMMIE! GIMMEI! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE! ... Neuvilette about Snezhnaya water: Well beside the fact that it's LITERALLY ice cold water with some ICE cube's in it... It's refreshing, but I'd highly would recommend to NEVER drink it unless you can endure such freeze. It's almost blizzard like. Tartaglia: *Jumps all naked into the lake and eats ICE right in front of Neuvilette, while there's TAR-TAR-TARTAGLIA song plays* Neuvilette: why... Zhongli: First time?
@@a-lance-user4265 THX! I couldn't really come up with smth good for Natlan beside Tea, but i remember that Aztec had coco, so I decided it might be it.
I just love your videos because they always improves my mood greatly, so I very much appreciate it and will be waiting for many more of your masterpieces 🧐
S0m30ne uploaded? Today is a good day! I like to think that the sumeru water is from the tears of the scholars as they try to graduate, and love the idea that venti just pisses in the water
Ngl, after playing him for awhile and hearing him speak about the quality of h20 from different regions had me craving water tremendously that i got up, went to the fridge, poured meself that g'd spring from sone faraway distance country (i think Iceland?) Whatever was left in the glass container. And it was tasty~. 😋
This reminds me of that ProZD video "Before and after you discover the subreddit for a hobby", and now I'm just thinking, "Neuvillette's probably the moderator for that subreddit."
As someone well hydrated, I can actually tell the difference in water. Tap water has a certain metallic property, while pure water has a pretty refreshing bland yet sweet taste. Mineral water is the best. It can taste like absolute bliss where you can tell the flavour of the stones and moss. Treated water is extremely inconsistent. For example water from any Coca Cola brand. They taste disgusting and extremely artificial. Some taste bland at most, while others taste like what cheap playdo smells. Tap water's taste is different from house to house due to the added flavour from pipes, since some are older and of different quality.
I come from a place where we have an aquifer so the water is decent zefferhills hits nicely- then theres nessly... #$%@ing Nessly... THATS LIKE CHEAP METAL. But I went up north...the water tastes of sulfer and bleach.... had to drink that stuff for 8 months... it sucked
@@rainbowocean5075 If my detective skills are any good, you are from Florida, aren't you? The are aquifers on Florida, technically one. It underlines Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina. This water is freshwater, but get brackish and saline south of Lake Okeechobee. Probably pollution, considering that water is almost black. Then the aquifer system crops out in Central and Southern Georgia where the Limestone, and it's weathered byproducts, are present at land surface. However, we get accustomed to water from our hometown. So when we taste water from another place that has different things like Iron, chlorine, and odor caused by minor contaminants strike our olfactory and taste senses as being different.
In NATLAN, the fiery water tastes disliking to the tongue, but pleasantly delicious when serving tea. In Snezhnaya, the cold water possesses a cold and lifeless taste, but cool to drink it blistering heat
Neuvillette: Hello i'm Neuvillette Aether: Hi Neuvie Neuvillette: And i'm a water expert Aether: There no way i don't believe you Neuvillette: This smell like water Aether: Holy sh!t this guy good!
They should use the joke of Venti springing a leak with the water from Liyue instead of Mondstadt, the "enduring aftertaste" of the water would have made the joke that much funnier.
I think it would be cool if we could get an event where neuvillette and the traveler go around teyvat sampling various bodies of water and neuvillette gives us his thoughts/opinions on each one maybe with a little bit of lore and history about the body of water. And maybe we meet other characters here and there who help us find water sources like maybe even callirhoe for the spring in monstadt. Maybe they have a combat section or something idk
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neuvillete is very kind to his enemies, giving them water with every attack
them water is so strong might as well just rips my limbs apart
Or making them wet
It's actually his piss
@@brezzendorf"MY SUPER LASER PISS!"
i wish his attack noise was HYDRATE BRO
All we need is a Wriothesley Tea review.
YES WE NEED THAT
Just dont let him get in Liyue for tea
My mom already took that role
@McdonaldsChilde42 nah it is ur husband-
@@Orangebanananadont worry childe it will get better 😔😔
Damn, who still remembers the "unlimited salt jar" thingy Zhongli causally tossed into the water. Time flies
Liyues water mustve been salty af
@@yuki97kirait’s sea water isn’t it tho??
@@kawansiesquad6659 it's actually the reason why the seawater became salty 👍
No one will be able to convince me otherwise
I still find it bizarre that a lesser god has access to an item that literally creates unlimited salt 😭
@@gamesyes9352 havria IS the goddess of salt
Natlan: flat taste due to volcanic activity but nice to use when serving tea
Snezhnaya: * CHEWS ICE *
khaenri'ah: chews yours grandmas ashes
Celestia: Absolutely divine
Wow, can't believe that there's only 2 more regions left... 4 if you think that they'll add Khan'rehia (or however it's spelled lol) and Celestia
@@Mad-Cat-In-A-Hat i would love to visit celestia lol
@@MyShiroyukiholy water
I like how Neuvillete still drink and appreciate the water even it was raw and have colors in it.
Truly a water connoisseur
Raw water? As opposed to well done water?
@@indeeditiscirroay man, not gonna lie, i like my water as medium
@@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 Nah, deep-fried water is better.
@@iosis9324The only thing worse than that is deep fried ice.
He could be a salesman for some kind of fancy bottled water company and you KNOW those things would go flying off the shelfs
Or more like the water companies ask for his reviews since he is a water expert so it will boost their business
Do not give them ideas. I can see myself already succumbing to these capitalist products.
Kazuha!
0:24 loved that gintama reference
As expected of a "gentleman of the sea", he can evaluate everything through drops of water in the most detailed and neat way🗿
I see you comment on many videos
Ofcourse he is a seaman after all 😂
Mondstadt:Venti's drunken pee
Liyue:Zhongli's junk
Inazuma:Raiden and Yae Miko bath water
Sumeru:Plant
I thought in Sumeru with be tears from cramming students lmao
@@theinsecthashiraYou're exactly correct. That water is going to be a pain to drink if you're sensitive to the elements.
With a pint of freshly cut Orobashi
Sumeru: dook dook😂
@@Nomnomnom12😂
1:36 that smile just warms my heart for some odd reasons. Dude's out here enjoying water but in the end, it's pure water that is his happy drink...
Neuvi considers others as uncultured individuals who can't discern the differences between different types of water thus he feels distant from humans.
i am human (i think) and can tell different water brands and such have different tastes (Dasani has the driest tasting water, Spring water tastes the most refreshing, water made through reverse osmosis tastes in the middle but is the one i am most used to, etc.)
@@Yuki_Ika7 What do you mean by (I think) there's no other species who play genshin 😂
@@Yuki_Ika7 I can only tell the difference between tap water and bottled water while others cannot
Neuvillete should make a commercial about drinking water.😂
1:07 ahh yes, the taste of electrified water
Bobby?
Booba not drawn properly
Unsubscribed 😡😡😡
"I Will Have Water!"
-Neuvillette probably
Seriously I can't stop laughing in Venti's part.
Btw he has a pp??
It reminds me of that moment in the Angry Birds movie lol
@@ArchonKujoI thought about exactly the same thing lmao.
Well, at least, Neuvi didn't get PTSD.
@@senku_z1 i checked, he have a big one
To much freedom
I wonder what he would say about the water of more exotic places like Enkonomiya, The Chasm, Dragonspine, Eternal Oasis, etc...
Eternal oasis water doesnt sound that bad but the other 3 seem sus. Dragonspine with a hint of dragons blood, Chasm with water fracking and the thousands of dead things, and idk about Enkonmiya.
@@toastedmarsh6185 we can stand on eternal oasis water bro.... he's eating it like a thanksgiving turkey
if he can manage to "break off" the time-frozen water in the eternal oasis, he'd be shitting water bricks. probability
@@wetPizzaperhaps that's why he said "need to be savoured patiently" 😂😂
Eternal oasis - water Frozen in time
Enkanomiya - water mixed with the blood of the sacrificed sun children (yum yum 😋😋)
Chasm - water infested with forbidden knowledge dark mud
Dragonapine - water mixed with durins blood
1:22 I'm waiting to say " n o i c e"
0:47 That agressive RRAAAAAHHHH after drinking Raiden and Yae's bath water 😂
😂😂💀
Fr 💀
Bro was invigorated
90% sure he can tell if water is microwaved.
(source: "Neuvillette's Hobbies" quote)
Got a good laugh in this one 😭💀
"This water was microwaved three hours ago in the residence of the acting grand sage. He is not exempt from my wrath. I am inbound, about to deliver retribution."
LOOOL
"It's all just water"
Neuvillete : uncultured swine
0:47 that is the roar of a satisfied man! NEET goddess bathwater to replenish the souls and mind
0:14
Neuvillete: mondstat water is crisp and pure
Venti : and I took that personally
I love how you can actually see some yellow parts in his cup
@@SarmaTheFood NOOOO 😭😭😭😭
@@GoldenBunny669 AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GET SUSPICIOUS ABOUT IT😭😭😭
dw venti's urine is just water with yellow food coloring
MOST of Mondstats water is crisp and pure 😅
0:54 Gamer Goddess bath water.
Now THAT EXPLAINS why Inazuma's water has a depth of flavor unlike any other 💀😂
That one place in sumeru where the old hydro archon died in is probably the closest thing to a furina bath water
Mmmm....corpse juice
Aah the pool of Amrita.
I always had a feeling it would taste like a lime slushi
Focari sweat
Ahhhhhhh.
@@vincentd1120💀😂
Let's be real here. It's not sumeru water he's drinking, but is instead the tears of the akademiya student's
Also. Watching it again. Just realized what you get from inazuma waters are probably Tetanus [You know... Raiden's mechanical body that is i think 500 yrs old(Or so i think it's mechanical like)] and Rabies (Yae's fox i guess)
Inazuma is either Ei's bath water or the nuclear radiation leakage from the nearby island😂
That Gintama reference was superb, like all those waters our Dragon boi tasted! :D
Hearing Neuvillette give a water review is so soothing, it heals my soul.
0:47 i didn't expect this 😂
Shogun bathwater is very shocking, dare I say lethal
0:36 on one of the bulletin boards, theres a notice about the water reservoirs being closed because of a dead body, take of that what you will
adds flavour
0:57 raiden joestar confirmed
Oh u wont believe it, but our Ei has same voice w Jolyne in the game version of past JoJo game
1:01
in other words. Neuvillette message to player a.k.a Traveller to..
*Stay Hydrated*
I was in co-op with my mother and I was finding a teleport waypoint, when i had finally got to it on the map, nuevillette had started saying this voice line, teleported away and all my mother heard was "water comes-"
😂
So he basically drank Archon/Kitsune bathwater. "Depth of Flavor" indeed.
Excuse me but may I introduce you to *American Water Standards?*
Nuevillete: _fucking dies_
All the jokes aside this is actual content id watch
Bro drank piss water, dead water, and bath water 😂
As someone who likes water, this is a very acceptable review!
So I guess Sumeru's water tastes just like normal water
1:12 idk but the water in the cup looks like there's dirt with it as well...
@@duyetpham2003It's prob curry powder
@@duyetpham2003 bruh, these white things are just the cartoony reflections/flares 😂
I don't really know the word in english, but it's when you direct the light on the water at a certain angle and it emits the white sheen.
@@BulletSponge71436 water itself had a brown hue, they were not talking about reflections on it
@@abysscashierlightning-fast670 I think it's supposed to be just a reflection, not something like a dirt in the water
Fun fact: Nahida's and Neuvillette's favorite and least favorite foods, while not exact opposites, are at least related.
Nahida's favorite is Candied Ajilenakh Nuts and her least favorite is seafood, while Neuvillette's favorite is just water, with his second choice being "food items that contain plenty of liquid", and his least favorite is Charcoal-Baked Ajilenakh Cakes.
Traveler: How's Fontaine?
Neuv: ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS 😭
Traveler: Sounds rough do you have a gnosis?
Neuv: Had one. It's on The Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale™ (theoretically)!
Traveler: Is there any way we could help?
Neuv: Bring me some soup!
Traveler: What kind?
Neuv: CHUNKY
Other than Water, he must LOVE Lettuce and Watermelon then
Neu HATES dry food
Neuvillete likes watermelon and cactus
Neuvillette: Drink sea water.
Neuvillette: “It’s Salty guys.”
This has been a PSA by Monsieur Neuvillette, recommending that everyone to stay constantly hydrated.
Bro's so kind to every kind of water 😭😭
inazumas water most wanted 💀💀💀
lowkey, i can feel Raiden bathwater actually tasting great💀
Least thirsty Genshin player
you finna get final stage cancer after you drink that shi
I bet
I can only just imagine the body sweat 🤢
I think it would taste bit burnt or stale
Idk why but I think it would be funny for there to just be a goblet specifically for Neuvillette. Like you would get it on his birthday, and only Neuvillette can equip it
Neuvilette about Natlan water: That's basically boiled water for tea.
Natlanians: *add Cocoa beans.*
N: Well now I got a treat for lady Furi-
Furina: NEUVILETTE! GIMMIE! GIMMIE! GIMMEI! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!
...
Neuvilette about Snezhnaya water: Well beside the fact that it's LITERALLY ice cold water with some ICE cube's in it... It's refreshing, but I'd highly would recommend to NEVER drink it unless you can endure such freeze. It's almost blizzard like.
Tartaglia: *Jumps all naked into the lake and eats ICE right in front of Neuvilette, while there's TAR-TAR-TARTAGLIA song plays*
Neuvilette: why...
Zhongli: First time?
I hate to be the guy but just cocao frut and water is extremely bitter add sweetflowers and now were talking
@@a-lance-user4265 THX! I couldn't really come up with smth good for Natlan beside Tea, but i remember that Aztec had coco, so I decided it might be it.
@@fandango_boi I mean your not wrong the aztecs did use cocoa it just wadnt sweet the sweetness is a modern thing
I like how the last 2 Tevyat locations are Hottest & Coldest back to back
Eula: **Swim in it**
Tar: What’s wrong old man!
I hope they add reviews for Natlan's and Snezhneya's waters. 🥺
U mean ice and water vapors?
He already talk about Snezhnaya's river water
Go to Russia and taste it yourself
Volcano lava and glacier water(ice)
Also Celestia and Khaenriah waters
Inazuma could have been so rich Ningguang would die of jealousy if they import that WATER
His chibi smile at the end is so adorable ❤! He is majestic and cute at the same time.
1:35 "Don't mess with the ORIGINAL. Fontaine Water. A Fountain of Refreshment." -Neuvillette, 2023
I just love your videos because they always improves my mood greatly, so I very much appreciate it and will be waiting for many more of your masterpieces 🧐
At first I was completely expecting mondstadt's water to be Barbara's holy water...
0:22 there was an exact scene like that in Gintama are you kidding me?!
Venti peeing in the water honestly doesn't seem too out of character 😂
0:49 i agree it gives a tingling feeling like tiny shocks🗿
Imagine after days of being dehydrated in Sumeru's desert and you get a cup of Inazuma water.
I'd go to heaven
Didn't expect the "fan service".
0:27 i imagined neuvillette whip out his bigger “frying pan”
S0m30ne uploaded? Today is a good day! I like to think that the sumeru water is from the tears of the scholars as they try to graduate, and love the idea that venti just pisses in the water
_(slams table)_
Give me all of Inazuma's water and give it to me *N O W !*
Ngl, after playing him for awhile and hearing him speak about the quality of h20 from different regions had me craving water tremendously that i got up, went to the fridge, poured meself that g'd spring from sone faraway distance country (i think Iceland?) Whatever was left in the glass container.
And it was tasty~.
😋
Neuvillette be like "She may be one of the seven usurper gods, but this bathwater is divine so I must give her a pass"
Osmanthus wine again and again. Please spare my ears.
This reminds me of that ProZD video "Before and after you discover the subreddit for a hobby", and now I'm just thinking, "Neuvillette's probably the moderator for that subreddit."
Sanji desperately looking for the Electro Archon's bathwater after seeing this
it should be included in "cooking with sanji"
OH NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How did my mans obtain Shoguns bath water? Kujou Sara requires him for questioning
Yeah, Raiden Bathwater all near Inazuma island.
Thanks for *risking* the review Neuvillette. Now i like to drink water in inazuma and water in 3am
I would love to drink the Inazuman Water.
Aether: i'll take the entire stock of that inazuma water
Mondstadt water: bier
Liyue water: tea
Inazuma water: nuclear water
Sumeru water: the Ganges
That excitement in that "RAAAHHH" leaves me weak, I can't 😭😭😭
I was expected Ayaka stepping to water with her sock on. While in Mondstatd Neuvilette chugging Barbara batthwater tho.
We had a guy talking about wines now we have a guy talking about water xD
Oh nyoo venti did him dirty 😂
And I would drink the entire water from inazuma
If it involves Ei's sweat, count me in, I want to taste Ei badly.
Down bad
AYOOOOO WHAT
"Pure, unadulterated water" this gave me RE4 remake flashback
As someone well hydrated, I can actually tell the difference in water.
Tap water has a certain metallic property, while pure water has a pretty refreshing bland yet sweet taste.
Mineral water is the best. It can taste like absolute bliss where you can tell the flavour of the stones and moss.
Treated water is extremely inconsistent. For example water from any Coca Cola brand. They taste disgusting and extremely artificial. Some taste bland at most, while others taste like what cheap playdo smells.
Tap water's taste is different from house to house due to the added flavour from pipes, since some are older and of different quality.
I come from a place where we have an aquifer so the water is decent zefferhills hits nicely- then theres nessly...
#$%@ing Nessly... THATS LIKE CHEAP METAL.
But I went up north...the water tastes of sulfer and bleach.... had to drink that stuff for 8 months... it sucked
@@rainbowocean5075 If my detective skills are any good, you are from Florida, aren't you?
The are aquifers on Florida, technically one.
It underlines Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina. This water is freshwater, but get brackish and saline south of Lake Okeechobee. Probably pollution, considering that water is almost black.
Then the aquifer system crops out in Central and Southern Georgia where the Limestone, and it's weathered byproducts, are present at land surface.
However, we get accustomed to water from our hometown. So when we taste water from another place that has different things like Iron, chlorine, and odor caused by minor contaminants strike our olfactory and taste senses as being different.
Neuvi at home
And for that, Venti was the recipient of Neuvillette's first Death Sentence verdict.
Saiki on his daily coffee(water) jelly testing
Always a joy to watch my favorite program from my favorite channel, Drinking on Empty from Neviewbrah Water Review
This makes me want to drink water more its honestly incredible
Now i too want some of those water especially inazuma...
Oh hell nah you did not just go there with Venti 😂😂
Mondstadt's water is truly crisp and pure for it is thoroughly purified and the wind gives it an extreme amount of crispness
In NATLAN, the fiery water tastes disliking to the tongue, but pleasantly delicious when serving tea.
In Snezhnaya, the cold water possesses a cold and lifeless taste, but cool to drink it blistering heat
*Me shaking while holding gun and sweating and genuinely tweaking:* “GIVE ME THE INAZUMA WATER. NOW.”
What about Primordial Sea Water ?
Become water ?
We need to ask Childe for that
Ei's bath water joke was 200IQ.
Neuvillette: Hello i'm Neuvillette
Aether: Hi Neuvie
Neuvillette: And i'm a water expert
Aether: There no way i don't believe you
Neuvillette: This smell like water
Aether: Holy sh!t this guy good!
They should use the joke of Venti springing a leak with the water from Liyue instead of Mondstadt, the "enduring aftertaste" of the water would have made the joke that much funnier.
The first one is classic gintama reference 😂
I think it would be cool if we could get an event where neuvillette and the traveler go around teyvat sampling various bodies of water and neuvillette gives us his thoughts/opinions on each one maybe with a little bit of lore and history about the body of water. And maybe we meet other characters here and there who help us find water sources like maybe even callirhoe for the spring in monstadt. Maybe they have a combat section or something idk
"The flavor of water is different in every home"
- Sun Nuv
I hear this voice line so often I have it memorized because I go exploring with him
Like my uncle always say... Be water, my friend~
0:55 Holy shit I've never been this thirsty in my entire life
It is funny, however, that the "Cup of Infinite Salt" was drowned.
There will be a real "Dead Sea".