Bonus video now up. Thank you all! part 1: ruclips.net/video/RcQ7A7e59Kk/видео.html part 2: you're here part 3: ruclips.net/video/jnTsoMy75bg/видео.html part 4: ruclips.net/video/ZxeVoUw_FuI/видео.html
No shit, Furina has one massive fan. And guess who it is. Man may look stoic, but he deadass would be doing the Aqua dancing for Ruby for Furina in a Furina concert to support her.
archons pets; raiden: a fox(a multiple tailed one) zhongli: an earth dragon Venti: a wind dragon that was reunited nahida: a puppet with motha issues furina: a fucking dragon that can make it rain when he cries and dispise other archons
I can see that. Good news is that she got a lenient sentence. Bad news is that her punishment involves watching his dance in the music of Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale every single day until her death. And maybe it's also his payback for 500 years of suffering from Furina's BS back when she put up the Act(TM).
100 ft?. Have you seen the other dragons skeletons they're massive a hundred feet would just be like twice the length of a blue whale while Apep and other easily reaches a thousand they're even larger than Godzilla
I like how when we first got to know these characters we were like "ah, Furina is the annoying one and Neuvillette has to put up with her" and then now we have things like this, it's so refreshing
This is how one makes an amazing sequel. Like Furina gets revenge, Prophecy 2: Electric Boogaloo, Blackmailing with tears, Neuvillette: found a way home, How to feed your dragon, Eevee’s top ten evolutions, Will Furina ever be free??? I am invested lol
Can confirm, whenever I give my lizard/otter/dragon a bowl of pure, unadulterated water, he does tranform into the Chief Justice and begin judging you while emanating Stayin' Alive from somewhere on his body
@@nevermind2254 He does give her a stipend to live on as her severance package, and got her generous terms on her house lease. he mentions this at the end of the archon quest during the question and answer stage.
Neuvillette said to the traveler: I will make sure that she lacks nothing. The lack of nothing: Toothless dance, Rain, and ORATRICE MECANIQUE D'ANALYSE CARDINAL🗿🎊🎵🎵🎵
I know this sounds so stupid but these legit make me so happy I have it saved so when I have a bad day I can rewatch all of these and smile. I love these stupid little dragons and would die for them.
My cat is basically a portable heater and I also physically cannot sleep when something else than myself is in my bed. So I shut the door at night and leave him with food, water, a wonderfully soft cat bed and the whole rest of the flat to roam. Including the hallway in front of my door. I recognize myself in this video.
"only tolerates her existence", wtf? Have you ever read the Lore? Neuvillete appreciates Furina very much, for him, she was never a burden, she was his guide, wtf
@@djampoucheukap1742 There is actually solid things for this guide thing. Furina’s letter (Neuvillette AQ, it won’t be there if you did this quest after 4.2) “Why don’t you try to find the answers for yourself?” - Furina (Neuvillette’s teaser) “You’ll see so much in the human from delightful to depressing and when you have dwelt upon humanity long enough….” - Furina (Neuvillette SQ, it’s Furina’s voice not Focalor) You can catch him getting frustrated over Furina not communicating “When talking is the basis of communication” in his words in 4.2 and who said that before? Furina in 4.1 explaining him “Why they should talk and communicate before things get messy with the Knave” It’s kinda obvious that he had Furina as some sort of “Human behavior 101” and she was the closest person for him to observe considering his reluctance to form personal bonds. They depend on each other a lot kinda expected since “The joint governance (Fontaine Reputation)”. It was never a solo ruling
Bonus video now up. Thank you all!
part 1: ruclips.net/video/RcQ7A7e59Kk/видео.html
part 2: you're here
part 3: ruclips.net/video/jnTsoMy75bg/видео.html
part 4: ruclips.net/video/ZxeVoUw_FuI/видео.html
Canon Neuvillette: Stoic and dignified dragon in the form of a human man.
Fanon Neuvillette:
Also fanon Neuvillette: 🦦
Dude let’s be real . He would do this shit if he had more free time
No shit, Furina has one massive fan. And guess who it is.
Man may look stoic, but he deadass would be doing the Aqua dancing for Ruby for Furina in a Furina concert to support her.
@@simonriley4070 no he would not
@@Phantom_Zone😂 bro is a Furina simp. He's so real for that
At this rate Neuvi will become the one who got memed the most 😂
Just like zhongli
It's always the dragons
@@lunarlove1444dragons are the best 🥵😍🥰😊🖤🖤🖤
@@lunarlove1444like a Dragon
🤣🤣🤣
Lets be honest, having Neuvillette as a pet would be both cool and horrifying
he isn't the pet, you are
'As a pet'@@hugothibodeau6137
"This is my dragon. He waterbent the blood of everyone in Fontaine once."
*"H-he what?"*
archons pets;
raiden: a fox(a multiple tailed one)
zhongli: an earth dragon
Venti: a wind dragon that was reunited
nahida: a puppet with motha issues
furina: a fucking dragon that can make it rain when he cries and dispise other archons
@@Cotf6For nahida, that would be Wanderer... JK 😂
Poor furina, she can't even sleep. XD
She can sleep anywhere in the deeps
I seriously can’t...
. same profile... same character...@@FurinaTheActress
@@lovelydonutslala whoaaa...
@FurinaTheActress I feel you there sister.
Furina: "I'M NOT YOUR BOSS ANYMORE"
Neuvillette:
Neuvillette use rain dance:
Neuvillette becoming more unhinged he used the rain trick for Furina's ptsd
Nah he was crying on inside 😂
so this is Furina's ptsd... LMAO.
I'm going to just assume Neuvillette gets a little...weird, when he's not given enough crisp clean and pure water
Pfft that's funky headcanon! 😆😆
Neuv accidentally drank liyue's water
@@acncore4655somehow got water from the chasm
Ever think about the fact that he’s probably even had Barbara’s bath water?
Me when I drink Osmanthis wine on accident, thinking that it’s Liyue water:
After suffering for 500 years, it looks like Furina will have to face the next trial with Neuvillette
I can see that. Good news is that she got a lenient sentence. Bad news is that her punishment involves watching his dance in the music of Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale every single day until her death. And maybe it's also his payback for 500 years of suffering from Furina's BS back when she put up the Act(TM).
And he'll outlive Furina too.
@@taqresu5865it would be nice if she gets to go on for longer to entertain others.
Furina : If someone wants to kill me, please just do it right now!!!
Ask for Toji :]
AHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope.
Arlecchino: *grabs sword*
it already happened welll.... sort of.....
Hoyoverse: his real form is 100 ft powerful hydro dragon
Community: water squirrel
100 ft?. Have you seen the other dragons skeletons they're massive a hundred feet would just be like twice the length of a blue whale while Apep and other easily reaches a thousand they're even larger than Godzilla
@@j.t8529 then 1000 ft sounds good
Canon: Water Dragon
Fanon: Otter Dragon
Otter :D
Nah his true form is Dorrey from super Mario 64
he 100% visit Furina once a week/month and would visit more if he had free time
He probably has some melusines cops keep an eye on her to keep him informed that Furina is doing ok
1:22 "oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale" 🗣️🔥
"Cardinal analysis mechanical speaker". Google translate.
We are escaping the death sentence with this one 🔥🔥🔥
got deaths for feed a melusine.. a chocolate bar.. who know they cannot eat 40 bar at once
Imagine neuvilette doing this in his human form
I've seen on random reels, there are people cosplaying Neuvilette and Furina and... They're doing that meme dance😂
@@issa3036 lol
He would be dancing to oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale
There's an edit with that
Poor during she didn't know the water would do that lol
I just realize neuvilette can summon his own food just by being sad
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
@@Aati_Gumeryes, just be the highest form of dragon of water and isolate yourself from eating food, and just cry and eat at the same time.
@@Aati_Gumer "Not... from an Archon."
I like how when we first got to know these characters we were like "ah, Furina is the annoying one and Neuvillette has to put up with her" and then now we have things like this, it's so refreshing
LMAO I just spit my water. This is like the meme of the century. First the dragon dance then inducing her ptsd, then the Oratrice dance 😂😂😂
You are never getting rid of Neuvillette, Furina.
No matter how hard you try, he will not leave you alone.
Damn not even in fan animations can my girl catch a break 😂💀
EDIT: I made another one ruclips.net/video/jnTsoMy75bg/видео.htmlsi=q3QJYzBcnyp1pfKD
"Neuvillette used rain dance."
Es super efectivo 😂
It is super effective
Turned into an otter do you want to give him a nickname?
And use dragon dance
After 4.2 just.. *INHALES*
I think Furina should just say to Neuvilette:"If i will come back, then you stop your dance? "
Then Neuvilette will literally become a rock.
That would be the second happiest moment of his life. The first one being judging all Archons and Celestia.
This is how one makes an amazing sequel.
Like Furina gets revenge, Prophecy 2: Electric Boogaloo, Blackmailing with tears, Neuvillette: found a way home, How to feed your dragon, Eevee’s top ten evolutions, Will Furina ever be free???
I am invested lol
Oh shoot your comment got three six's
my humor is so broken, there are so many parts of this i could show anyone in my life and they would not find it funny or even understand it
Furina regretting making Furina cry:
"NONONONO! Shhh shhh! Don't cry Neuvilette, you can come in, just don't cry!
I mesnt Neuvilette
Hydro Dragon, Hydro Dragon, don't cry GODSDAMNIT.
@@burnedpotatoes720 this is more Focalor to say that, I wrote Furina, but is still good
YAS YAS YAAAAASS Neuvi is finally inside and he is HAPPY
This is a beautiful story with character build, tragedy, grief and acceptance. Marvelous piece of art.
Focalor's ghost: "LMAOO he's your responsibility now, fufu! BYEEEEEE"
Never know neuvillette would be such a hyper person 😭
Man turned into Penuma to Ousia from that water lamo
1:18 okay the way he drink the water was lowkey cute 😂
Proceeds to evolve
leave me alone
neuvillete: begins the 2nd catacylsm, floods the whole teyvat, and causes celestia to fall
Furina's mission to protect the Fontaine is far from over.
"How many times have you watch the duo video?"
"Yes"
Neuvi's doing his best job. He deserves all the purest water.
1:02 PARTY RAVE!
Man i wanna that remix alone but i cant find it 😭
Edit: nevermind, my dumbass head didn't check the description
Can confirm, whenever I give my lizard/otter/dragon a bowl of pure, unadulterated water, he does tranform into the Chief Justice and begin judging you while emanating Stayin' Alive from somewhere on his body
What? Your Neuvillette is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Neuvillette has evolved from Driftveil City into the Oratrice Mécanique d'Analyse Cardinale!
He just misses his Furina. 🥺
Other dragons: Nah, I'd win.
Neuvillette: Nah, I'd cry.
0:54 i like how it just synchronize
furina forgot that its neuvilette himself who pays for her rent and food😂😂
No. It's her own money from when she was actress in500 hundred years. He didn't pay any. She is rich
@@nevermind2254 huh? wasn't she an ocenid? focalors gave her the human form to act as the hydro archon she didn't get paid for that bruh🗿
@@radicalsanta6115 she get paid from her performance with it isn't archon duty. Read her lore bruh 🗿🗿
She has a job. She's a performer and highly popular one at that.
@@nevermind2254 He does give her a stipend to live on as her severance package, and got her generous terms on her house lease. he mentions this at the end of the archon quest during the question and answer stage.
Neuvallte:furina, furina let me in! LEMME IN!!!! YOUR HIGNESS LEMME IN!!!!
I watch this everyday before I go to sleep it's like a ritual now
normal day in fontaine.. just the ludex and former archon bickering on the streets🤣
Fully coloured Neuvi-dragon should be categorised as a jumpscare lmao 😂
Furina has had enough of her pet dragon/husband neuvillette 😂
nevui gonna wake up as a human and be like ‘why am i here and drinking out of a bowl”
When his wife left the palace and thought she was rid of him, Neuvi said:
🐉🕺🐉🕺🐉🕺🐉🕺🐉🕺🐉🕺
He turned from otter to dragon 💀
this is so good lol
also the end 💀💀
I am now questioning myself why im watching this and I came to the conclusion that my Brian is rotting at a higher pace than I thought it was
mannn that poor old Brian
Now I'm imagining Neuvilette being like a vampire that can only enter your house if you invite him in, lol
nuve dragon form dancing outside your house would be terrifying
Oh god. The meme evolved even more
Neuvillette said to the traveler: I will make sure that she lacks nothing.
The lack of nothing: Toothless dance, Rain, and ORATRICE MECANIQUE D'ANALYSE CARDINAL🗿🎊🎵🎵🎵
Inaccurate, he would just remind you to drink water
i wheezed at 1:20 was not expecting that😂
THE BONUS 😂 fancy lil guy
He's a pokemon! It has evolved for better and for worse
Furina: gives water
Neuvillette:orrice mechanique denal *transforms*
The price the Furina must pay to be under the best protection.
Neuvillete is so adorable here
My humor must be broken cause this has me dying
Me too me too
0:36-0:46 domain expansion universal flood
He's been H Y D R A T E D
H Y P E R D R A T E D
The way he said oratrice mechanique cardinal 💀💀
furina leveled up her pokemon
He evolved at the end💀
this is music to my ears! also dw guys, Furina may be tired but she’s happy Neuvillette is still by her side :P
1:30 oh my fucjing god he evolved like a damn pokemon-
Thats hilarious, i love it
How to Train your Hydro Dragon
This is so underated what and amazing and inspiring animation.
The effort that went into making him look like him, I respecc it
I loved the last part! 🤣
the tables have turned but this is sooo cute and silly!
Furina: SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!!
I am a simple man.
I see funni dragon, I click.
This is the funniest shitpost I’ve ever seen 😭
"Today, Furina has learned one of the sea’s harshest lessons; wild dragons can throw very wild parties."
Don't cry, Hydro Dragon. No, seriously, please stop.
Neuvillette the only guy, that you don't want to make cry XD
dia akan menenggelamkan satu negara ketika dia bersedih😅😅😅
They very easily could have inverted Neuvillette and Furina's personalities and made this canon.
Fanon Neuvillette: Furina where R you (looking for Furina 24/7)
Whoa. I think that Dragon is next dancing XD
The ultimate life form of Neuvillette: The black Neuvillette
I know this sounds so stupid but these legit make me so happy I have it saved so when I have a bad day I can rewatch all of these and smile. I love these stupid little dragons and would die for them.
Omggg I love ittt lolll 😂❤❤❤
this video should have a millions views!!
1:02 HARDSTYLE RAVE! 🎉
Neuvillette won't let Furina cry herself to sleep ❤
This is too good 😂 made my day❤
According to the judgment of ✨️The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale✨️: This is fire
I like how furina tells Neuvillette to get out of her house when he has not set foot in her house at all
I highly doubt Neuvillette would take that long of a break from his work just to get Furina to let him into her house.
Neuvillette has achieved his final form
So that's how Neuvillette cry 😂
Hidro dragon, hidro dragon, don't cry....
My cat is basically a portable heater and I also physically cannot sleep when something else than myself is in my bed. So I shut the door at night and leave him with food, water, a wonderfully soft cat bed and the whole rest of the flat to roam. Including the hallway in front of my door.
I recognize myself in this video.
I like how its the opposite in actuality, where furina is just being a clown and Neuvilette is just toleraing her existence
"only tolerates her existence", wtf? Have you ever read the Lore? Neuvillete appreciates Furina very much, for him, she was never a burden, she was his guide, wtf
Yes you, wtf.
@@MintMilkyim pretty sure they are one of those people who just skips the dialogues and dont pay attention to the story
@@MintMilky his guide wtf, he appreciated her but not to that point bro
@@djampoucheukap1742 There is actually solid things for this guide thing.
Furina’s letter (Neuvillette AQ, it won’t be there if you did this quest after 4.2)
“Why don’t you try to find the answers for yourself?” - Furina (Neuvillette’s teaser)
“You’ll see so much in the human from delightful to depressing and when you have dwelt upon humanity long enough….” - Furina (Neuvillette SQ, it’s Furina’s voice not Focalor)
You can catch him getting frustrated over Furina not communicating “When talking is the basis of communication” in his words in 4.2 and who said that before? Furina in 4.1 explaining him “Why they should talk and communicate before things get messy with the Knave”
It’s kinda obvious that he had Furina as some sort of “Human behavior 101” and she was the closest person for him to observe considering his reluctance to form personal bonds. They depend on each other a lot kinda expected since “The joint governance (Fontaine Reputation)”. It was never a solo ruling
holy crap Dandee this is perfect
The amount of times I watch this per day