How to Waste $70 on a Pencil Sharpener

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @thebrettyouneed178
    @thebrettyouneed178 4 года назад +5832

    It's nothing an artist would buy, more like something a loving relative of an artist would buy as a gift

    • @mvzv3913
      @mvzv3913 4 года назад +172

      TheBrettYouNeed just give me 70 bucks

    • @comandosespeciales
      @comandosespeciales 4 года назад +238

      @@mvzv3913 Yeah true, for 70 bucks you can get like a tube of very high quality oil paint that you can mix with your other Lidl oil tubes.

    • @SobrietyandSolace
      @SobrietyandSolace 4 года назад +25

      @@comandosespeciales I fucking love Lidl but they need to do home delivery

    • @Krokodil-vj7xq
      @Krokodil-vj7xq 4 года назад +17

      @@SobrietyandSolace
      Are you guys talking about the super market?

    • @SimplyLotus2319
      @SimplyLotus2319 4 года назад +72

      @iTheGeek They wouldn't know that if they weren't an artist, and their intentions would've just been pure. So no, a loving relative.

  • @anindanahiyan8818
    @anindanahiyan8818 4 года назад +4143

    up next, a $150 eraser that doesn't really erase anything, it just melts onto your page, makes a gooey mess and slaps you on the knee

    • @druffner
      @druffner 4 года назад +122

      Also the box is full of anthrax and termites

    • @shek7121
      @shek7121 4 года назад +69

      my eraser doesn’t slap MY knee :(

    • @anindanahiyan8818
      @anindanahiyan8818 4 года назад +54

      @@shek7121 you've been cheaping out on erasers, haven't you?

    • @xXKuroXx100
      @xXKuroXx100 4 года назад +7

      pmvnckzj You get what you pay for... I guess 😂

    • @pillkink
      @pillkink 4 года назад +1

      You're giving me flash backs

  • @spoorky7718
    @spoorky7718 4 года назад +5352

    This sharpener better make my pencils point toward the answers

  • @krispy233
    @krispy233 4 года назад +483

    Bruh a pencil sharpener that has a Tutorial

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 года назад +7

      Well actually, almost all people are ignorant of how to actually use *normal* sharpeners, let alone a fancy $70 one. You see you're actually supposed to twist the sharpener itself, not the pencil. So yeah, perhaps all sharpeners should come with a tutorial...

    • @Juddlind
      @Juddlind 4 года назад +3

      Hahahha lol?

    • @Juddlind
      @Juddlind 4 года назад +3

      Am i supose to laugh at that john doe?

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 года назад +5

      @@Juddlind no because it's not a joke

    • @Juddlind
      @Juddlind 4 года назад +1

      Ok tnx

  • @neuro518
    @neuro518 4 года назад +449

    This is essentially a small wood plane with the following defects:
    Non-adjustable blade depth
    Incorrectly placed grips
    Highly disturbing price.

    • @ninjaassassin27
      @ninjaassassin27 4 года назад +15

      Blade depth was what really shocked me. Who designed this terrible product?

    • @ryanchapman2636
      @ryanchapman2636 4 года назад +29

      The blade depth can be adjusted, he just didnt show it in the video because he doesnt know how to use it properly. Also he was holding it wrong.

    • @ninjaassassin27
      @ninjaassassin27 4 года назад +16

      @@ryanchapman2636 the point is that it's supposed to be a damned pencil sharpener. I don't calibrate my eraser before using it!

    • @ryanchapman2636
      @ryanchapman2636 4 года назад +21

      ninjaassassin27 god forbid you need to spend 5 seconds adjusting the blade on the initial set up and never have to adjust it again 😮

    • @ninjaassassin27
      @ninjaassassin27 4 года назад +9

      @@ryanchapman2636 This is an inadequate tool. There are no instructions with it, it has a sharp learning curve, the design could have been so much better, and to top it off, it barely works even after tinkering.
      Yet, it's supposed to be used by artists (not woodworkers) as a way to maintain their inventory!

  • @Stan_sprinkle
    @Stan_sprinkle 4 года назад +3229

    Put it in the refrigerator. The guy who lives in there can slice prosciutto on it

  • @milodmulholland7448
    @milodmulholland7448 4 года назад +2036

    Its like getting to the end of a video game and buying all the random upgrades you didn't need

    • @ichirofakename
      @ichirofakename 4 года назад +3

      It is?

    • @keyboardmannow
      @keyboardmannow 4 года назад +23

      Ichiro Fakename Yes

    • @EraVulgaris-
      @EraVulgaris- 4 года назад +27

      It's like leaving the +10% xp gain until you're max level.

    • @LeBornMajes
      @LeBornMajes 4 года назад +9

      upgrading your luck after getting all rare stuffs

    • @tuxxito
      @tuxxito 4 года назад +1

      that’s amazing

  • @fred_______
    @fred_______ 4 года назад +2072

    I I buy a pencil sharpener for 70 bucks that better sharpen my pencil, water my crops, clean my dishes, and steal the teeth of whoever I want it to

  • @MECKENICALROBOT
    @MECKENICALROBOT 4 года назад +684

    Ah... judging from the packaging, It’s looks like the 70$ price tab was shipping and handling from 1923.

    • @FatCatCooper
      @FatCatCooper 4 года назад +9

      Bro that would be thousands of dollars today

    • @m4nuz
      @m4nuz 4 года назад +11

      @@FatCatCooper so maybe it's a very cheap sharpener from 1923

    • @Україна-ц7э
      @Україна-ц7э 4 года назад +2

      He means it was handled how they did it in 1923

    • @Україна-ц7э
      @Україна-ц7э 4 года назад +3

      As in like not very good management of the item

    • @Україна-ц7э
      @Україна-ц7э 4 года назад

      Also my precision compass set from the 20s only costed ten pounds

  • @gorillamane13
    @gorillamane13 4 года назад +2063

    You’re the most British looking american person I’ve ever seen

    • @afowltime
      @afowltime 4 года назад +63

      Yeah that sounds about right

    • @PinkysFarm69
      @PinkysFarm69 4 года назад +30

      It's because he looks extremely inbred

    • @mickyw377
      @mickyw377 4 года назад +211

      oldpinks jeez dude have some respect

    • @RealmDesigner
      @RealmDesigner 4 года назад +4

      @@mickyw377 lol lighten up.

    • @mickyw377
      @mickyw377 4 года назад +193

      @@RealmDesigner I'm all for having a good laugh but calling someone inbred after they've done nothing wrong is blatantly disrespectful. I'm very sure you wouldn't appreciate me telling you to lighten up if someone had said something genuinely offensive to you.

  • @leroybrown96
    @leroybrown96 4 года назад +6310

    Yeah I'm just gonna keep using my Spongebob pencil sharper that I got when I was in elementary school

    • @dauntlessart584
      @dauntlessart584 4 года назад +53

      Mood

    • @deborahwhatford9831
      @deborahwhatford9831 4 года назад +113

      Pencil sharpeners last a long time. I haven't even changed the blade. The one I always use, I've had for about 15 years.

    • @leroybrown96
      @leroybrown96 4 года назад +77

      @@deborahwhatford9831 I've had this thing for about 22 years, 'Ol reliable

    • @hollohullu9448
      @hollohullu9448 4 года назад +63

      @@leroybrown96 How have you had a spongebob pencil sharpener for about a year longer than spongebob has been around?

    • @leroybrown96
      @leroybrown96 4 года назад +28

      @@hollohullu9448 Considering I said about, does not make it exact 😄
      But good eye!

  • @shottysteve
    @shottysteve 4 года назад +1571

    seeing as its adjustable and it always stays at that length, unlike a hand with an exacto knife, i can see how this is somewhat useful, but definitely not at $61.

    • @b4ne
      @b4ne 4 года назад +7

      yoooo shottystevee

    • @Markyboo2
      @Markyboo2 4 года назад +7

      We miss you man 😔

    • @deBrawnyo
      @deBrawnyo 4 года назад +7

      Make a guide to global: picking the right pencil sharpener

    • @kingvood_5831
      @kingvood_5831 4 года назад +3

      shottysteve you should upload more man

    • @nicolayvl
      @nicolayvl 4 года назад +3

      OH MY GOD ITS SHOTTYSTEVE

  • @edzejandehaan9265
    @edzejandehaan9265 4 года назад +569

    I understand. The brass suckered you in. It could have happened to me, I love that material.
    But I, like you sharpen my pecils with a sharp thin knife, and then point them with sandpaper. No fancy pencil sharpener beats that level of control, whatever they promise.
    Still, it looks lovely that device....

    • @arcfalcon2003
      @arcfalcon2003 4 года назад +11

      I want to like but it's sitting at 69 now

    • @arcurs5786
      @arcurs5786 4 года назад +29

      Arcfalcon200 Life marches on with or without you

    • @BlackQueenNetwork
      @BlackQueenNetwork 4 года назад +1

      yeah exactly, all you need is a sharp knife and sandpaper, thats how the pros do it. if i had unlimited money i wouldnt buy this thing, it would hurt me to make someone 70 bucks.

    • @arcfalcon2003
      @arcfalcon2003 4 года назад +1

      @@arcurs5786 Well, I can tell my kids on my dying bed that I was the one who sacrificed a like for a greater cause

    • @julianmendoza9899
      @julianmendoza9899 4 года назад

      I personally just use a plastic staedtler sharpener and it generally that works well enough

  • @DabMannerz
    @DabMannerz 4 года назад +499

    When quarantine gets really bad that you watch a man shave pencils

    • @pamelars7497
      @pamelars7497 4 года назад

      I snorted a little bit laughing 😂

    • @aliyahb5584
      @aliyahb5584 4 года назад

      I mean ur not wrong

    • @Ash-0766
      @Ash-0766 4 года назад +4

      What can I say there’s nothing to watch on Netflix-

    • @MissJBradford
      @MissJBradford 4 года назад +1

      I just laughed so hard. Thanks. Needed that. 😊

    • @bridgediamond1
      @bridgediamond1 4 года назад +1

      The guy is pretty interesting.

  • @legend99ish
    @legend99ish 4 года назад +295

    Alternative title: how to waste a pencil on a $70 sharpener

    • @moth8067
      @moth8067 4 года назад +3

      I made it 70 likes and ruined the 69 :)

    • @herzen9857
      @herzen9857 4 года назад +3

      For some reason that's how my brain read the titel at first

    • @koifish4276
      @koifish4276 4 года назад

      agreed

    • @badryaalamri3627
      @badryaalamri3627 3 года назад

      @@moth8067 i made it 170

    • @gigglewumpus
      @gigglewumpus 9 месяцев назад +1

      That's the title now

  • @hayleedoesart8616
    @hayleedoesart8616 4 года назад +2116

    The “pencil sharpener” is basically just a fancy blade holder.

    • @Girish4944
      @Girish4944 4 года назад +40

      Exactly! There is no reason for it to be made of brass either.

    • @KOmyself
      @KOmyself 4 года назад +45

      Girish Munjal yeah, tbh, the brass is beautiful but when you’re constantly touching it it’ll always look ugly so i rather just get a cheap pencil sharpener that doesn’t have ugly fingerprints all over and i’m left with more money.

    • @sharpener3864
      @sharpener3864 4 года назад +3

      :(

    • @kevinpham8693
      @kevinpham8693 4 года назад +4

      @@KOmyself imo the brass is still really cool when it patinas

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries 4 года назад +2

      A kiridashi for idiots that cut themselves while sharpening pencils with a kiridashi

  • @travisgowen5044
    @travisgowen5044 4 года назад +493

    Peter doesn't always use a pencil, but when he does he uses a $70 pencil sharpener to remind him of why he prefers pens.

  • @gooey-boop5520
    @gooey-boop5520 4 года назад +1562

    Your voice is so calming It felt weird when you were like “isn’t that a torture device” it caught me a bit lol

  • @scotttheepicteam6280
    @scotttheepicteam6280 4 года назад +74

    The word Høvel is basically related to the word "grater" like a cheesegrater. And the shape and form makes it look like one. (it's just my thought though because I'm from Norway)

    • @ei..
      @ei.. 4 года назад +11

      Or, you know, like a Høvel used for woodworking, which is exactly like this but bigger.

    • @scotttheepicteam6280
      @scotttheepicteam6280 4 года назад +1

      @@ei.. Yeah that too tbh

    • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581
      @petrescuework-difficultcas6581 4 года назад +3

      In German it's called "Hobel" which sounds similar

    • @FenceThis
      @FenceThis 4 года назад +1

      Swedish: hyvel , Danish: høvl

    • @paulfoote7869
      @paulfoote7869 3 года назад

      Actually, the word hovel means a run-down or shabby house, or in other words, a dump.

  • @halloki3
    @halloki3 4 года назад +21

    Despite the fact the manufacturers say it’s a pencil sharpener, it’s not. It’s a plane used for flattening a board face.

  • @waywardhero1177
    @waywardhero1177 4 года назад +896

    I feel like designing and 3D printing a version of this thing out of spite.

    • @alecluna4921
      @alecluna4921 4 года назад +25

      Do it!!

    • @House_Of_Brine
      @House_Of_Brine 4 года назад +8

      You should 100% do that

    • @alebisello9106
      @alebisello9106 4 года назад +75

      remember, everything made out of spite comes out better

    • @Tiggzie
      @Tiggzie 4 года назад +3

      Yesss

    • @CeeJayThe13th
      @CeeJayThe13th 4 года назад +18

      Just make sure you don't noticeably copy the design so you can sell them. Step 3: profit.

  • @TheArtofKAS
    @TheArtofKAS 4 года назад +446

    Honestly. I appreciate it. The sharpener has a lot of uses when you think about. Sometimes you might need a rock for a window and you only have this sharpener.

    • @butterbungnaked1440
      @butterbungnaked1440 4 года назад +7

      🤣🤣

    • @DaBunne
      @DaBunne 4 года назад +3

      ok I laughed the hardest at this comment.. so clicking like AND commenting. The Art if KAS's comment needs to stay near the top :)

    • @WaitinInAmber
      @WaitinInAmber 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @stopno706
      @stopno706 4 года назад +2

      Or you can peel skin off and then cook it

    • @TheArtofKAS
      @TheArtofKAS 4 года назад +1

      @@DaBunne thanks.😂. I didn't even notice this was getting attention 😂

  • @poltergeistjunkie
    @poltergeistjunkie 4 года назад +506

    List of items that can sharpen a pencil as well as, if not better, then this fancey blade holder:
    -The year six pencil sharpern you stole from school.
    -A kitchen knife.
    -The plastic pretty princess sharpener from pound land.
    -A crafts knife.
    -Probably just your teeth. Don't underestimate them I tried it.

    • @floof_hair3857
      @floof_hair3857 4 года назад +111

      Based on your last point, I’m not sure whether to admire you or fear you

    • @annorawal5168
      @annorawal5168 4 года назад +23

      How does graphite taste though

    • @poltergeistjunkie
      @poltergeistjunkie 4 года назад +11

      @The real nico 911 thank you dear mortal

    • @annorawal5168
      @annorawal5168 4 года назад +22

      OH MY DEAR LORD I WASN'T TRYING TO DISRESPECT U, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW THE HOLY FOOD THAT MY LORD EATS SO AS TO DO THE SAME AND BECOME HIS NUMBER ONE DEVOTEE

    • @annorawal5168
      @annorawal5168 4 года назад +2

      @The real nico 911 u *WERE* it's ME NOW

  • @joti26100
    @joti26100 4 года назад +12

    I'm rather happy I didn't see your review as I have just bought one of these, indeed, why you might ask. I am a pastel artist and have spent so much money on sharpeners for pastel pencils over the years, cheap ones that are almost disposable to expensive swordfish ones which are great for a few weeks, I have four expensive ones I am just done with! I have never mastered a knife (plus the mess) for pastel pencils ending up breaking the pastel or very uneven points and so time consuming trying to get that point in a soft medium . Would I have bought this for ordinary pencils, no way but for pastels this is just amazing. Perfect points and not constantly breaking the point in the sharpener ending up with a pencil stump very quickly, wasting more money as pastel pencils are substantially more expensive than a graphite pencil. Having this by my side as I work with several colours at once has been a godsend, no mess no waste no clogging sharpeners and convenient. I will never waste another pastel pencil or buy another sharpener again so actually it is saving me money. Yes seems pricey for such a small thing but I have spent way more than that over the years.

  • @bisontyson4397
    @bisontyson4397 4 года назад +6

    I love Peter so much, he reminds me of Bob Ross in the way he speaks so softly, kindly, and affirming. He’s so encouraging, and it’s just- it makes me feel cared for.

  • @nevan2675
    @nevan2675 4 года назад +199

    Peter - Never buy expensive stuff from London based companies. Probably should've consulted an English person first because we have to learn this from young lol

  • @LuckIsImpossible
    @LuckIsImpossible 4 года назад +617

    if there's one thing the internet has taught me, its how to waste money

    • @MichelleOL
      @MichelleOL 4 года назад +9

      Would you like to spend $45.95 on a budget planner? 🦴

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 года назад +2

      Facts

    • @TatsukiHashida
      @TatsukiHashida 4 года назад

      Coffee and Tattoos I bought a solid vintage bench plane for 20 bucks on eBay

    • @angiehale7406
      @angiehale7406 4 года назад

      LuckIsImpossible my thoughts exactly!!

    • @jackiec498
      @jackiec498 4 года назад +1

      Oooo and Time!

  • @kcjones679
    @kcjones679 4 года назад +173

    You said you hadn't opened it, but how do you explain the new haircut?

  • @ewetoob18
    @ewetoob18 2 года назад +2

    I came for the pencil sharpener review 😯but stayed for the beautiful drawing🥰. Definitely love your art.

  • @EridanAmpora311
    @EridanAmpora311 4 года назад +10

    As someone with shaky hands, watching someone handle tiny blades is a rollercoaster.

  • @jhstatts888
    @jhstatts888 4 года назад +905

    “HØVEL: Solving problems that didn’t exist since figuring out how to swindle people out of their money.”

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 года назад +1

      So true

    • @schmonzo42
      @schmonzo42 4 года назад +5

      Thats the whole premise of the makers cabinet

    • @schmonzo42
      @schmonzo42 4 года назад +5

      Worst kind of design, where function follows from, their stuff looks cool, but doesn't work

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 года назад +2

      @@schmonzo42 the circle template seems to work well, while being beautiful

    • @BigDaddyWes
      @BigDaddyWes 4 года назад +22

      It's not really swindling people. It's like the Apple product of drawing tools. People buy it because it makes them feel special, not because the thing itself is special. You're selling them an idea as much as a product. The idea that they're in a higher social class or whatever.
      It's sort of gross, but it's not like a scam. It's just a heavy pencil sharpener.

  • @geoffberteau2847
    @geoffberteau2847 4 года назад +144

    Hey Peter! I have a pencil sharpener recommendation for you. I still use my grandfather's pencil sharpener from (I think) when he went to school in Germany. It's all brass, and is labeled "DUX" with "Germany" written below it. It comes with a little leather pouch (for mine, it's red). It's obviously an antique at this point but I Googled the product and it appears they still make them exactly the same, as far as I can tell. It also has three sharpness settings to choose from on a little dial on the end.
    It's a terrific pencil sharpener and I think you'd like it!

    • @geoffberteau2847
      @geoffberteau2847 4 года назад +9

      By the way, I would really appreciate a little bed of hay or something. I think that's what I like, at least. I'm a little jealous of Dan's furniture and wall art in the apartment above me.

    • @johanna8049
      @johanna8049 4 года назад +10

      This one? www.manufactum.de/dux-praezisionsbleistiftspitzer-messing-a17509/

    • @geoffberteau2847
      @geoffberteau2847 4 года назад +3

      @@johanna8049 Yes!

    • @noiseworks
      @noiseworks 4 года назад +4

      thanks for the recommendation, i got one and its nice

    • @nicholassantistevan5867
      @nicholassantistevan5867 4 года назад +3

      This one looks superior and is also a bit cheaper....

  • @LadyDeadness
    @LadyDeadness 4 года назад +325

    Everytime the lead breaks I die a bit inside. Im still watching so I'll keep you updated
    Edit: I'm now fully dead

  • @spankymcanus999
    @spankymcanus999 4 года назад +20

    The way he was having such a time wrapping those blades up you know he’s never rolled up the chronic

  • @dawnkeyy
    @dawnkeyy 4 года назад +3

    I haven't watched the entire video, so I don't know if this is mentioned, but I believe this is for those flat pencils used in woodworking and such, which are usually sharpened with a knife or a chisel or something, because, well, they are flat.
    Also, woodworking types enjoy hefty, overengineered tools, like, hand it down to your grandkids kinda things.

  • @gyanchiluvery1387
    @gyanchiluvery1387 4 года назад +217

    "The paper itself is a natural pencil sharpener"
    - _Peter Deligdisch_

    • @JohnathanBalls
      @JohnathanBalls 4 года назад +4

      @YES maybe he uses like pieces of graphite for drawing or something of that sort

    • @justinberg3616
      @justinberg3616 4 года назад

      It means you can put the pencil at an angle horizontal to the paper to sharpen it

  • @chocolate_gore
    @chocolate_gore 4 года назад +800

    Bold and brass?
    More like, belongs in the trash!

  • @GageMason
    @GageMason 4 года назад +417

    The blades probably weren't sharp enough. Regardless it's just a glorified, more unwieldy hybrid of a pencil sharpener and a razor.

    • @theshanamaster
      @theshanamaster 4 года назад +18

      I think this thing is made for carpenter pencils, but there are still better products lol

    • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581
      @petrescuework-difficultcas6581 4 года назад +2

      The blade depth was set too deep. He should've adjusted it to cut lighter

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 3 года назад +2

      @@theshanamaster And a Carpenter more than likely has multiple tools to sharpen a pencil.

    • @theshanamaster
      @theshanamaster 3 года назад

      @@TallicaMan1986 hahaha true that

  • @Orynae
    @Orynae 4 года назад +25

    Having polished my fair share of brass, I can't imagine "solid brass" being a selling point for something like this meant for actual handheld use. Looks great when freshly shined, but that infernal stuff tarnishes quick as a blink.

  • @911shan
    @911shan 4 года назад +57

    H"u"vel pencil sharpener is definitely not what John Wick used.

  • @avienated
    @avienated 4 года назад +628

    I know that you're all dying to learn how the Scandinavian letter Ø/Ö is pronounced. Your lucky day has come. It's not, like Peter does, which reminds me of the German letter Ü. Instead pronounce it like the letter "I" in English words like "bird" and "skirt", and you'll be very close to the original Ø™ sound. You're welcome =)
    Bonus content: Æ is pronounced like the letter "A" in the English words "dad" and "stand". Å is pronounced like the letters "AW" in "law" and "awesome". Now you can read and pronounce Danish/Swedish/Norwegian, go you.

    • @riteasrain
      @riteasrain 4 года назад +29

      Well thank you! 👍
      And fun fact, when you pronounce høvel that way it sounds much like Dutch "heuvel" which means hill 😁 Bet you needed to know that.

    • @MichelleOL
      @MichelleOL 4 года назад +8

      I just found put my kids' DNA is part "fennoscandian"...believe me we'll buying hanna anderson and shopping at Ikea in addition to re-reviewing these pronunciation tips.

    • @eleaj7954
      @eleaj7954 4 года назад

      so if im refering to IPA it sounds like /3:/ ? It is the sound in bird -> /b3:d/

    • @rioreason
      @rioreason 4 года назад +1

      So like a schwa (ə)?

    • @_TheDudeAbides_
      @_TheDudeAbides_ 4 года назад +7

      @@riteasrain In swedish we say "hyvel" and it is this very kind of item. I mean not just the pencil sharpener but a plane tool.

  • @conswizzy710
    @conswizzy710 4 года назад +10

    This pencil sharpener itself is almost a piece of art. It is beatiful, takes time to fully understand how to use it and master it, and once you do master it feels so good.

  • @persefonealgave2805
    @persefonealgave2805 4 года назад +196

    19 minutes of Peter being passive-aggressive with a pencil sharpener

    • @blubblab4238
      @blubblab4238 4 года назад +3

      I love it

    • @momoskates3491
      @momoskates3491 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SillyRamen
      @SillyRamen 4 года назад

      You should be his official title writer

    • @rinkinkel
      @rinkinkel Год назад

      I thought he was just being honest...

    • @DavGreg
      @DavGreg 11 месяцев назад

      Ranting against something he does not understand…

  • @elijinn5044
    @elijinn5044 4 года назад +12

    I love how it's too fancy to be called a pencil sharpener...
    no... it's gotta be the
    *P E N C I L P L A N E*

  • @TiffanyScrog
    @TiffanyScrog 4 года назад +236

    “Who likes RUclips videos?” The disgust with which you said that made me giggle pretty hard.

  • @Greennoob2
    @Greennoob2 4 года назад +232

    why did someone think it was a good idea to make a planer to try shapeing a cone

    • @nicholassantistevan5867
      @nicholassantistevan5867 4 года назад +1

      Maybe it’s for carpenters?!?🤔

    • @mtnbkr5478
      @mtnbkr5478 4 года назад +8

      Because they knew artists would pay $70 for it.

    • @tacoratte9195
      @tacoratte9195 4 года назад +2

      Nothing wrong about sharpening pencils with a plane 🤷🏼‍♂️ I used to do that in school quite often

    • @jordanbwalt
      @jordanbwalt 4 года назад

      A lot of artists use something flat like a box cutter (or this expensive planer I guess) when they want a more calligraphy shaped head for different art pieces

  • @Kingliftz
    @Kingliftz 4 года назад +20

    This thing is actually awesome, my mum is a professional artist and only sharpens her pastels with knives, she’s always cutting her fingers and complaining that the arthritis in her hands makes it difficult to sharpen, I bought her this and she’s extremely happy with it, definitely a tool for enthusiasts or professionals though

  • @DeeminD
    @DeeminD 4 года назад +10

    I just received one as a gift and I love it! Yeah, it's not as efficient as the plastic one's yet, but the experience is wonderful. It makes me slow down, and be more mindful (a plug for my therapist). Plus, I love the wood and the brass. it's a unique experience like creating art, that most won't appreciate, but that is okay.

  • @MrCrusher74
    @MrCrusher74 3 года назад

    I watch your videos to fall asleep. Something about an artist quietly describing a pencil sharpener is just soothing

  • @uwo5786
    @uwo5786 4 года назад +377

    Peter buys really expensive things that he knows are not worth it “just to look at it himself and say no no...this sucks”

    • @SillyRamen
      @SillyRamen 4 года назад +3

      Our views pay for them, so why not? Haha

  • @Gr8forKids
    @Gr8forKids 4 года назад +97

    Peter my favorite part of your videos is watching you get confused by the equipment you're reviewing.

  • @Antikia
    @Antikia 4 года назад +61

    As a dane I find it quite amusing when normal scandinavian words are used in capital letters to sell an overpriced 'high end' product.

  • @angiee4526
    @angiee4526 4 года назад +13

    Me: watching the sharpener*
    Him: stares at my soul while explaining how it works*

  • @zzbeezzz8882
    @zzbeezzz8882 4 года назад +11

    I feel kinda sad for that poor pencil being tortured like that :c

  • @Garrett_T.
    @Garrett_T. 4 года назад +64

    I saw Adam Savage review their compass and this sharpener. The compass looks really cool as an art piece, and fairly functional as well. This sharpener just seems like a gimmick. I’m glad you gave your actual opinion on this thing!

    • @UncleRots
      @UncleRots 4 года назад +12

      That one really bummed me out with how hard he was selling those items to his young trusting viewers. Adam always struck me as the kind of guy who would call that stuff out as bullshit and then teach his audience how to do the same thing but better with a piece of string. I'm glad Peter is being real about it.

    • @kellysartthrob
      @kellysartthrob 4 года назад +3

      The compass disappoints me because it doesn't make very large circles. I get why it would be handy and it would be nice to not leave compass point holes, but it's expensive for what you get. I wonder if the Amazon knock offs are any good.

    • @Microwave-Child
      @Microwave-Child 4 года назад +12

      @@UncleRots yeah i watched that too and tbh i think he just really liked the craftsmanship and how pretty they looked.

    • @kindlessthing
      @kindlessthing 4 года назад +9

      Adam is overzealous when it comes to *nice* well machined things, he's also extremely biased. Soon as I saw him take out that pencil plane I knew it was bullshit, and I knew Adam would love it because it's *nice* and well machined.
      I do hope the young audience that watch him have more responsible parents that won't let their kids buy stupid junk like the plane. (compass, maybe, it's a much better tool imo)

    • @kennethcarow442
      @kennethcarow442 4 года назад

      @@UncleRots I don't feel like he was doing that. For one, he said that he collects these things and just really likes the way they are made. Also who is young enough to be so incapable of judging a product and at the same time old enough to be exited about a 70$ brass pencil sharpener? I don't think there are many people like that in his audience tbh

  • @wonderingaccident6007
    @wonderingaccident6007 4 года назад +62

    " maybe it just takes practice"
    * whittles away at pencil vigorously*

    • @airship_elyta
      @airship_elyta 4 года назад +2

      shhh he's practicing his hardest

  • @gracetamayo
    @gracetamayo 4 года назад +40

    "Am I an idiot?"
    Story of my life, Peter.

  • @melindawallin3713
    @melindawallin3713 3 года назад +3

    This is actually the second video I've watched featuring an artist demonstrating , or in this case attempting to demonstrate, how to sharpen a pencil. I have many pencil sharpeners but my favorite is a razor blade.

  • @jillianjacques4190
    @jillianjacques4190 3 года назад

    You pay attention to all of the correct things in the most unconventional way and I really appreciate that.

  • @Sunflowrrunner
    @Sunflowrrunner 4 года назад +108

    Planes aren't used for shaping, they're used for making boards straight and smooth. What you need is a tiny spokeshave.

  • @user-xp9jo2rv3q
    @user-xp9jo2rv3q 4 года назад +221

    Look at this peasant🤣 doesn’t even have diamonds imbedded inside his pencil sharpener.

    • @poodle5421
      @poodle5421 4 года назад +3

      @@lemonaxolotl2741tis but a joke

    • @user-xp9jo2rv3q
      @user-xp9jo2rv3q 4 года назад +18

      Lemon Axolotl I’m not even mad
      I’m just disappointed.

    • @funynonsence
      @funynonsence 4 года назад +2

      Lemon Axolotl I found the the peasant

    • @_Lowlly
      @_Lowlly 4 года назад +3

      @@lemonaxolotl2741 puss

    • @maximilianmoya8751
      @maximilianmoya8751 4 года назад +2

      Yea peasant

  • @Hydrantchan
    @Hydrantchan 4 года назад +8

    The most expensive sharpener I ever bought was a standard sharpener that just happened to be brass.... It looked just as beautiful, felt great to hold, and to this day does a great job of sharpening pencils. It cost $12, and I still love it like ten years later. A brass sharpener is gonna last a lifetime, it might as well be functional.

  • @OpheliaELyn
    @OpheliaELyn 4 года назад

    I have a very hard time sleeping and I've tried to watch this video 3 times already and I keep falling asleep cause you're so relaxing, but I promise you I'm finishing this video now

  • @mosaic617
    @mosaic617 4 года назад +2

    2020 is wild, I just watched 19 mins of this man reviewing a 60 dollar pencil sharpener. I haven't used a pencil since high school so this is definitely pertinent information for me.

  • @stevesloan5935
    @stevesloan5935 4 года назад +48

    I used graphite (you know, "pencil") about 90% of the time growing up. I thought this drawing came out really well. The inherent variation in value and texture adds to this drawing, and I thought the black areas came out well. At least from the filming angle, I couldn't see any shininess.
    I was just talking to my 14-year old daughter earlier tonight about painting, over which she prefers markers. I must have had a quantum connection to your thoughts on this video, because I gave her very similar advice about trying painting media enough to really understand them before making a final judgment. She's open to it...she's a very smart young lady, you know?
    Though I love your ink work, I hope to see more pencil drawings (and more color). BTW I'm enjoying my freshly-delivered copy of Dayfever. See you next time on the same Bat-channel!

  • @richardgere8526
    @richardgere8526 4 года назад +372

    I love this guy's face, when he talks the expressions are very tasty.

    • @forgethought8174
      @forgethought8174 4 года назад +8

      I am not the only one with this opinion, then.
      Agreed.

    • @NilesBlackX
      @NilesBlackX 4 года назад +36

      Tasty is a strange choice of adjective... _Hannibal_

    • @HighlyRegardted
      @HighlyRegardted 4 года назад +3

      Synesthesia can make expressions taste good without even eating them...

    • @SillyRamen
      @SillyRamen 4 года назад +1

      Noah Goldman
      *glares with murderous intent*
      Mmmmm, dessert

    • @alphaskwurl
      @alphaskwurl 4 года назад +4

      Seriously, how is this so true? And his voice matched, but in a hot cocoa with marshmallows kinda way.

  • @cutthrat7740
    @cutthrat7740 4 года назад +45

    "isn't a thumb screw a torture devise?" I learn something new during every video of yours.

    • @sav-
      @sav- 4 года назад

      Device

  • @helenbugsynelson
    @helenbugsynelson 4 года назад +1

    A little over 20 years ago, (probably before you were born) a friend of my husband was fidgeting with a tiny little brass plane and I asked him if I could look at it. I was so intrigued by it that he told me to keep it. I wonder now if it was one of the first novelty pencil sharpeners. I've moved several times since then so I don't know if I still have it, but if I find it, I'm going to try sharpening a pencil with it. My dad used those flat pencils when he was working. He sharpened it with a little pocket knife that he always kept in his pocket. I wish I had that little pocket knife , but my mom didn't offer us kids any keepsakes after he passed away.

  • @magnolia2
    @magnolia2 4 года назад

    My favorite part of this video was you unwrapping and re-wrapping the blades. I loved how it looked and sounded. Very ASMR.

  • @xxxxxMojoxxxxx
    @xxxxxMojoxxxxx 4 года назад +128

    I think your blade was sticking a bit too far out so it was a bit aggressive. Either way it's definitely a novelty item.

    • @Dynoids
      @Dynoids 4 года назад +6

      Very novelty yes, but you are right. You are supposed to adjust the blade to your preference and it isn't set at all when you get it

    • @aaddss9846
      @aaddss9846 4 года назад

      So u r supposed to pay more for a thing that needs “training” to use to get an inferior result?

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 года назад +2

      @@aaddss9846 what? Did you really misunderstand what they sad *that* badly?

    • @Henrol
      @Henrol 4 года назад

      aad dss it’s setting a preference not training

    • @Dynoids
      @Dynoids 4 года назад

      @@aaddss9846 preference, your paying for a very novelty item, just like a 600 dollar custom mechanical keyboard. Same result, different way of getting that result and for a very specific kind of consumer. A planer is what can be used to customize the point of your pencil. A normal sharpener cannot do what this one does, you angle it for a thicker or thinner point depending on how you want to draw.

  • @madzwrld
    @madzwrld 4 года назад +67

    The sharpener breaking the nice new lead all to hell was really distressing to watch ha ha

  • @meltedyakkystick3891
    @meltedyakkystick3891 4 года назад +36

    This looks like something that would be really satisfying to hold and play around with, but considering there's a blade just sticking out of it I'm not sure it's good even for that

  • @Just.yuko_
    @Just.yuko_ 4 года назад +403

    People laughing at this while watching on a Apple product.

    • @jrbigbear
      @jrbigbear 4 года назад +32

      Coming from someone who has always used Samsung until last year... I really do prefer iPhone. Android does have a lot of cool features but iPhone just seems to have the complete package

    • @dofw.mp4330
      @dofw.mp4330 4 года назад +59

      @@jrbigbear for the complete package please buy the monitor stand for $999

    • @audreyn1996
      @audreyn1996 4 года назад +32

      Teary blooms honestly samsung cameras are good enough now, so it all comes down to taste. i prefer samsung

    • @T_Teobokki
      @T_Teobokki 4 года назад +2

      @@audreyn1996 I agree with you bud

    • @DMARION
      @DMARION 4 года назад +23

      I mean I do prefer Apple products but being honest , androids are better value for money
      There’s no way I’ll pay £100+ for PC WHEELS

  • @TheShellywellywoo
    @TheShellywellywoo 3 года назад +1

    I’m disabled and have motor tics that make me twitch and flail involuntarily. I love this sharpener because it’s weighty enough to hold down on my table and the risk of hurting myself on the blade is significantly reduced (unlike sharpening with a knife). It’s also very easy on the wrists.
    Sometimes things that seem redundant to others are fantastic for disabled people.

  • @fauna575
    @fauna575 4 года назад +35

    2:15 so great of them to throw in some free scratch marks with their $70 pencil sharpener

    • @mockingjay478
      @mockingjay478 4 года назад +1

      Oof that's terrible. I went back to check it.

    • @aaddss9846
      @aaddss9846 4 года назад +2

      This is totally a troll to see who s willing to throw money at them just for the giggles... i have to admit... smart move really.

  • @justinclark7807
    @justinclark7807 4 года назад +14

    Adam Savage picked up one of those circle drawing tools you have on order, and received one of the pencil sharpeners along with it, and he loved it. It looks like he may have set the blade to rest flush with the sharpener, and he has appears to have a lot more success with it than you did.

  • @TylerDickey1
    @TylerDickey1 4 года назад +66

    Being into weirdo stationary is at least almost cheaper than some recreational drugs.

    • @sonnygivens4549
      @sonnygivens4549 4 года назад +4

      No it's not. Drugs are cheap

    • @liriosogno6762
      @liriosogno6762 4 года назад +9

      @@sonnygivens4549 what kind of drugs are you talking about??. 😂 😂 😂

    • @serpentsforhair
      @serpentsforhair 4 года назад +1

      Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy?

    • @jackiec498
      @jackiec498 4 года назад

      Depends ¹how many drugs you want. Come, I give you good price.

  • @SlapShotRegatta22
    @SlapShotRegatta22 4 года назад +10

    The only way I'd buy that is if the sharpener came with a $50 bill in the box.

  • @Satikal
    @Satikal 4 года назад +5

    No one:
    RUclips: Wanna see a 19 minute video of a guy sharpening a pencil?

  • @lotusphere6
    @lotusphere6 4 года назад +12

    As someone who uses hand planes enough, those things are really fickle and hard to tune. A shallow depth of cut on a harder lead might work. However, I like using a sharp Swiss army knife for my pencils when they run out of paper to sharpen on.
    Thanks for the warning of how bespoke glamor can look good on a shelf.

  • @russelllee5594
    @russelllee5594 4 года назад +46

    When he called himself Peter i realised it wasn't sam smith...

    • @mashamendez2012
      @mashamendez2012 4 года назад +5

      I know im not the only one...who thought the same.

  • @MrHeiral
    @MrHeiral 4 года назад +13

    I love the fact that your hands look like you're working in a coal mine all day, after you finished "sharpening" your pencil.

  • @WolfWiz99
    @WolfWiz99 4 года назад +9

    Im'a stick with my mechanical pencils and fineliners.
    Would love a good brush pen recommendation, mind 🖋️

  • @sharonhennessy8868
    @sharonhennessy8868 3 года назад

    I came across the Hovel today as one of my art distributors is packaging this item in a gift set. I was baffled as to expense of this item. Thanks for the heads up. The Hovel is the MontBlanc of pencil sharpeners!!

  • @Corncob382
    @Corncob382 4 года назад +25

    His voice is like asmr, it's so calming.

  • @awave1
    @awave1 4 года назад +95

    This video has inspired me to waste $70 on a pencil sharpener.

  • @kellysartthrob
    @kellysartthrob 4 года назад +61

    It might be useful for carpenter's flat pencils, as per Hubs.

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 4 года назад +1

      oooooohhhhh yes

    • @MrCixelsid
      @MrCixelsid 4 года назад +20

      Yeah but I'm sure a carpenter could just use a normal wood plane that they have around, they wouldn't need to spend $70 on a tiny one

    • @kellysartthrob
      @kellysartthrob 4 года назад +2

      @@MrCixelsid very true, lol.

    • @vexbomer
      @vexbomer 4 года назад +3

      I just a pocket knife for mine

    • @pipedreamer9781
      @pipedreamer9781 4 года назад +5

      I just use a box knife. Keeping a hand plane in my tool belt is a waste of space.

  • @planetina1145
    @planetina1145 3 года назад +3

    Thanks Peter. I was already a artist by pencil and you got be back into fountain pens. I bought a Twisbi 580 ALR Prussian Blue with a nib set. Medium is pretty fascinating and pretty wet can’t wait for a the shimmer inks to arrive hehe 😉 oh if I had 20 shimmering pens I’d probably cry so much looking at it by time I’m finished it’s only sparkles ✨

  • @WaitingtoHit
    @WaitingtoHit 4 года назад

    I can't believe that you paid for this! Also, I love that you watched instructional videos on how to operate a pencil sharpener.

  • @StefanMarjoram
    @StefanMarjoram 4 года назад +13

    I bought a KUM sharpener ('The Masterpiece') which has two holes. First it sharpens the wood - and then the lead. Perfect every time :)

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 4 года назад

      What if you have an oversized pencil? I have sharpeners with 2 holes but they fit different sized pencils. I don't have one that puts a point on just the lead

    • @StefanMarjoram
      @StefanMarjoram 4 года назад

      Recovering Soul That’s the downside - it only fits regular sized pencils. It’s jolly good though.

  • @piotrgenderka3260
    @piotrgenderka3260 4 года назад +76

    Noone:
    Someone Sharpening pencil: There's got to be a better way!

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 4 года назад +4

      this is just... too easy !

  • @LegolasSmith
    @LegolasSmith 4 года назад +9

    This video has inspired me to get a solid metal 2$ classic pencil sharpener

  • @ryanmc8358
    @ryanmc8358 4 года назад +2

    RUclips algorithm has brought me back to this unique person

  • @crazybobby14
    @crazybobby14 3 года назад +2

    $0.66 School pencil sharpener:
    Comes with 2 sharpening sizes.
    Has a container to hold shavings.
    Broad colorful options to suit your style.
    Comfortable to use.
    Economical.
    Makes Jeff, with a pencil plane and a book full of pencil shavings, contemplate his decisions.

  • @rohantheophilus2691
    @rohantheophilus2691 4 года назад +40

    I aspire to this level of wealth

  • @oliverthecat6423
    @oliverthecat6423 4 года назад +10

    Peter-“ I haven’t opened it yet because I wanted to open it ToGeThEr” awww how thoughtful. 😆

  • @bloopitsbloob
    @bloopitsbloob 4 года назад +118

    “Why do you do digital art?”
    Me: **gestures wildly to video**

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 4 года назад +17

      Two words. Mechanical pencils.

    • @SillyRamen
      @SillyRamen 4 года назад +2

      ThePlatGamer I didn’t trust an electric sharpener with my prismacolors, they always break their soft lead :(

    • @bloopitsbloob
      @bloopitsbloob 4 года назад +2

      Madeline R
      Yea but I wanna color too :(

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 4 года назад +3

      @@bloopitsbloob I actually own a lead holder that comes with like eight different colored leads
      edit: found it on amazon
      www.amazon.com/Pentel-PH802-Multi-Lead-Holder/dp/B0013ND76W/ref=mp_s_a_1_25?dchild=1&keywords=colored+lead+holder&qid=1599641158&sr=8-25

  • @LosPeregrinos51
    @LosPeregrinos51 4 года назад

    Sublime. I came here after thinking that the Blackwing One-Step Long Point Sharpener at around $20 was a joke but hey, if you're spending $6+ on a disposable wooden pencil why not?
    This, however, plumbs the depths of stupidity. I'm sure the crafted walnut stand would have made, well, not a lot of difference. And did you know they now produce a leather EDC case for it?
    It was worth hanging in there until the end to watch the drawing unfold. Speeded up it reminded me of the Roland pen plotter we used back in the 80s that used to jump all over the place while plotting engineering drawings. One scheme we worked on involved 100ft diameter tunnel shafts drawn to scale on A0 sized paper and the plotter used to go crazy, screaming and diving all over the place. So noisy that it was consigned to a walk in store cupboard do we could get on in peace.
    Keep up the good work and thanks for buying your Høvel so we didn't have to.

  • @mrb5510
    @mrb5510 3 года назад

    As someone that's done woodworking for about 15 years who is now getting into drawing and painting, you can buy some very nice, adjustable Japanese planes not much larger than that for less than half of $60, and they will do the job. I've used them to sharpen square carpenters pencils in a pinch, but the thought would never cross my mind to use one on round graphite/charcoal/etc. I'm amazed this company thought to market this. I'm more amazed people are buying it.

  • @walterc5502
    @walterc5502 4 года назад +40

    Probably is for carpenter pencils. Those are flat on each side

    • @minecr4ft1z
      @minecr4ft1z 4 года назад +19

      good point, i ain't even think about that
      edit: actually, the instructions specifically illustrate the normal round pencil shapes

    • @EduardoFlores-bt4fo
      @EduardoFlores-bt4fo 4 года назад +8

      Dont think carpenters have the money for something like this when they have, normal knives for it.

    • @walterc5502
      @walterc5502 4 года назад

      @@EduardoFlores-bt4fo so wood working artist are too poor huh lol

    • @walterc5502
      @walterc5502 4 года назад

      @@EduardoFlores-bt4fo I'm just teasing lol but yeah olfa blades or planers are the same

    • @nate213
      @nate213 4 года назад +3

      It is a mini wood working plane you can buy a real one for less than this miniature