@@aelechko I was just thinking about that scene. One of the funniest scenes ever in KOTH - not just the scene itself but the build-up to it throughout the whole episode.
@KoolBannanaFace You think so? I feel like King of the hill is one of the rare shows as it went on, it remained solid. Dale got used more I'll admit but I think the writers went overboard with Bill imo. He got overused
this is the reason why when you something in conversation, your phone will automatically show an ad for that thing you were just talking about. like if you say the word camping you'll get an ad for tents or something
For what it's worth - computers do make errors, as memory chips age and begin to fail things go wrong - all it takes is for the voltage drops across a few components to be not what they're supposed to be and voila - errors.
@@JS-wp4gs And you are nothing a sheep who thinks governments aren't or cant be corrupt. Facebook and socia media spy on you 24/7 for as long as you have some device nearby.
Dale was right though computers don't really make "errors" it's all calculated and kept archived. This of course goes over our head and dismissed as crazy talk but funny how a cartoon was just telling it as it really is years ago.
Dale was correct that computers don't make errors, only humans do. Humans are imperfect creatures and they will learn from their only mistakes. Only God is perfect and no one else.
yeah even though he is meant to make fun of conspiracy theorists by being weak pathetic paranoid in a failed marriage and being cheated on by a Indian "the beast" was what I remember a Satanist telling me their system was called over a decade ago because back then the flow of information was so much they lacked the manpower to even review it all now in modern times the information being gather is probably 100x more and all the important information can be accessed by one person they can do whatever their goal is and more to the next target within 30 seconds using the hacker tool pegasus the amazingly simplified user interface you can get a low level grasp of how easy and swift the information can be cycled through these days. I'm not sure if this massive data harvesting ring is really called "the beast" but these shows have secretly exposed things that occultists will kill to prevent being exposed so who knows....
Something that's advertised as extensively as nordvpn the government probably has backdoors and exploits already in place and can follow you just as easily as they could without
the government knows basically everything about us through the internet, so im not really worried about a 3rd-rate 4chan "hacker" but like the above comment "whatever helps you sleep at night"
Also known as: Google, facebook, twitter, NSA, the internet, the Matrix, Skynet. All part of the government plan to keep us all docile while they carry out their plans for global dominance.
My favourite parts of KOTH are when Dale goes on his conspiracy rants and when hes done Hank just shuts him down by saying "Damn it Dale" or just "Dale". A great show.
There were no computer glitches or errors in the election that gave a canidate more votes because computers dont make mistakes. They do exactly what there programed to do.
Dale is right, my boss told me if you have a Whole Foods rewards card they collect the data (the food you buy) of you and others, they send everyone a personalized buy this ad and also with that data they’ll see what popular item to raise the price on. They’ll raise it like 5¢-10¢ and people will be like whatever, but you’re not the only one buying it and not caring
@@GummBo3 it is obviously true how do you think spam emails and spam mail and spam callers work they know who you are especially true when people now are putting their entire lives on the internet
@@JohanKylander you can turn it off, it's very easy, just hit settings then SafeSearch then off. It was basically just invented too block XXX related stuff & some malicious links.
It kind of is true. Computers don't make errors. They do EXACTLY what the programmers tell them to do, EXACTLY how they are told to. If a programmer makes an error, the computer does the error. It's just easier to call them computer errors than programmer errors, cuz then you have to figure out who programmed it in.
Computers actually make lots of errors, especially in transmitting data between components or other computers. The magic of information theory allows you to correct for errors however.
There's also the issue of cmb, cosmic microwave background. Particles from that can and do interfere with computing, slowly corrupting data over time. Mainly effects electrically live components like RAM and CPU.
Computers don't actually make errors. The programmers who program the computers, now that's a different story. But computers correctly execute every single line of code, whether the code makes an error or not.
Hank ends up believing Dale and asks him about... The Beast....and if it really is real later in the episode as things start to unravel. Great episode.
Mike Judge has always had success because of the depth and accuracy of the characters he makes for his shows and productions. Dale is hilarious because Dale is just "a dude that we all grow up to be." I would honestly think there's a bit of Dale in Mike Judge.
I seem to recall Alex Jones having claimed Mike Judge was his friend, but that might've been more political than genuine. Like deflecting animus preemptively.
Mike Judge has said that Dale is indeed the character he wrote to represent himself on this show. I've always kind of looked at it as a caricature Mike did of himself.
@@Frogman1212 Dale is based on Alex Jones, at least in writing of his character, yes. Mike Judge and AJ are friends, possibly still friends, and were definitely friends when the show was made.
"Dale, I'm having a problem with one videotape, not some kind of Hi-tech Boogeyman."
Little did we know that the cospiratory "Beast" was using its algorithm to suggest buying a new VHS tape on eBay to Hank.
The computers already beat the commies at chess, they’ll beat humans next. Is something he said next I just don’t remember
In the Italian dub he said something about a virtual world like in The Matrix.
VIDYA TAPE
I never noticed until now how perfectly placed all of Dale's lines are. Mike Judge never really overused Dale and it makes him funnier.
Right he just snaps
@@phreakout93 when he snaps at bill for being in a men’s singing group is the best thing that exists
@@aelechko I was just thinking about that scene. One of the funniest scenes ever in KOTH - not just the scene itself but the build-up to it throughout the whole episode.
Wow it's so rare to see an old ass comment on top
@KoolBannanaFace
You think so? I feel like King of the hill is one of the rare shows as it went on, it remained solid. Dale got used more I'll admit but I think the writers went overboard with Bill imo. He got overused
but dale was right...
You're damn right he was.
even more evidence with vault 7
Rusty Shackleford I'm rusty shackleford, not you dale.
What do you mean "was" puny- I mean, "fellow" humans?
I mean even in episode he was right, let alone now.
The Beast? I call it the Google!
8 years old
@@tigey2003 aged like the finest of wines
Means the same!
the beast has grown since
Yup
RIP Johnny Hardwick 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 thank you for your humor and memories of my childhood I learned a lot about the government thanks to you Dale Gribble. 🚬🙏🏼
😢😥 RIP Rusty Shackleford 🚬
It's always scary when Dale's actually right...
Farewell Dale, see you at the Rendezvous Point.
Hank's quick eye roll and "Dale-" is perfect
Rest in peace, Rusty Shackleford. Sh-sha!
this is the reason why when you something in conversation, your phone will automatically show an ad for that thing you were just talking about.
like if you say the word camping you'll get an ad for tents or something
Data mining and social media proved this correct
For what it's worth - computers do make errors, as memory chips age and begin to fail things go wrong - all it takes is for the voltage drops across a few components to be not what they're supposed to be and voila - errors.
Now my phone knows when I talk about buying something 😒
That used to be the words of the "paranoid" or "conspiracy theorists". Not so much anymore.
lolwut? yeah they very much are the words of paranoid conspiracy nuts. you have to have shit for brains to believe any of that bs
@@JS-wp4gs And you are nothing a sheep who thinks governments aren't or cant be corrupt. Facebook and socia media spy on you 24/7 for as long as you have some device nearby.
If the service is free, you are the product. The same way a pig gets free housing food and medical care. m.ruclips.net/video/HS6IqOl1AU0/видео.html
@@JS-wp4gs you're the type that thinks incognito mode makes you impervious to tracking
Dale was right though computers don't really make "errors" it's all calculated and kept archived. This of course goes over our head and dismissed as crazy talk but funny how a cartoon was just telling it as it really is years ago.
Then why when I have a error does it say
“Error” and describe why their was a error
Dale: The Beast
"I'm having a problem with one error, not a high-tech boogeyman."
Dale was correct that computers don't make errors, only humans do. Humans are imperfect creatures and they will learn from their only mistakes. Only God is perfect and no one else.
Das rite
Watch, he be right
Awww. I wanted the whole scene with Hank talking about the bogey man. Still great scene.
twenty years ago it was a joke, today it is a fact.
Dale predicted Roko’s Basilisk
Please delete your comment.
@@XX-sp3tt suck me
Dale...
dale was right about EVERYTHING
tbf i am watching this on a laptop and he is not wrong
He's not lying and that's pretty much the truth.
I think we all owe Dale an apology.
Rusty, Rusty Shackleford!
yeah even though he is meant to make fun of conspiracy theorists by being weak pathetic paranoid in a failed marriage and being cheated on by a Indian
"the beast" was what I remember a Satanist telling me their system was called over a decade ago
because back then the flow of information was so much they lacked the manpower to even review it all
now in modern times the information being gather is probably 100x more and all the important information can be accessed by one person they can do whatever their goal is and more to the next target within 30 seconds
using the hacker tool pegasus the amazingly simplified user interface you can get a low level grasp of how easy and swift the information can be cycled through these days.
I'm not sure if this massive data harvesting ring is really called "the beast" but these shows have secretly exposed things that occultists will kill to prevent being exposed so who knows....
lolll .. he wasn't wrong..
kinda funny how alot of conspiracy theories turns out to be true
You do
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@@Mark-ql2wp CCP
@@Mark-ql2wp low information voters
@@abeliiibecerra5281 Good one
Aka The Beast
"...And thats why I use Nord VPN"
Something that's advertised as extensively as nordvpn the government probably has backdoors and exploits already in place and can follow you just as easily as they could without
If it helps you sleep at night
the government knows basically everything about us through the internet, so im not really worried about a 3rd-rate 4chan "hacker" but like the above comment "whatever helps you sleep at night"
@@1995.hondacivic dude its a joke, no one cares man
@@oswald2799 yeah you're right
"The Beast."
Belly of the beast!!!
Google
Skynet
@@sethrich5032 check out Alex jones an joe rogan belly of the beast
Also known as: Google, facebook, twitter, NSA, the internet, the Matrix, Skynet. All part of the government plan to keep us all docile while they carry out their plans for global dominance.
My favourite parts of KOTH are when Dale goes on his conspiracy rants and when hes done Hank just shuts him down by saying "Damn it Dale" or just "Dale". A great show.
**sigh** Dale..
“Dale, you giblet-head!”
"Shut up, Dale."
Computers don't make errors. The government does.
I legit thought that's where he was going with that.
You spelled guns really weird.
The government doesn't make errors. What it does, it does on purpose.
*cough* ruby ridge
There were no computer glitches or errors in the election that gave a canidate more votes because computers dont make mistakes. They do exactly what there programed to do.
The scary thing is Dale wasn’t that far off
I think the fact that he brings up market scanners is what makes it so fucking chilling as to how accurate it is.
Dale's niche is that he is absolutely correct in some way, but his timing is horrible so no one believes him.
Dale is right, my boss told me if you have a Whole Foods rewards card they collect the data (the food you buy) of you and others, they send everyone a personalized buy this ad and also with that data they’ll see what popular item to raise the price on. They’ll raise it like 5¢-10¢ and people will be like whatever, but you’re not the only one buying it and not caring
He's understating it if anything. All data is tracked, sorted, compiled and exploited.
That's actually true of most conspiracy theories. They may not be 100% true, but they're fairly close.
I love the little camera zoom right as Dale says, "the beast."
I remember when this was a joke and not just an observation of our times.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Heh heh,
Oh boy,
Awww!
Oh oh oh no! Why?!
@Heckin Memes
Dale foresaw the outcome of the 2020 Election back in the 90's!
"Computers don't make errors, what they do they do on purpose..."
So basically, you remember when you were a kid?
Remember ? It's only like 10 times worse now lol
It wasn't even a joke then unfortunately.
frighteningly true
Frighteningly not true
@@GummBo3 No it's pretty much true. You really think the government doesn't know? They know enough just from you using facebook.
@@Yabuturtle Facebook is related to what government and how? It's a private company. Please endow me with your logic and facts sir. *tips fedora*
Absolutely true. Google and Facebook listening to your phone and showing ads based on things you say.
@@GummBo3 it is obviously true how do you think spam emails and spam mail and spam callers work
they know who you are
especially true when people now are putting their entire lives on the internet
At airing, Dale was the crazed conspiracy theorist. Now we realize he was a wise prophet
he's a cartoon
@@PecanRanch shut up.
@@OmegaChase1002 AW, reality sucks, don't it Chasey?
@@PecanRanch a cartoon who is right
@@PecanRanch Just because someone is a fictional character doesn't mean they can't be right about something.
Fun Fact: The Beast is just what people used to call Google
I swear Google knows what I'm searching for and decides to show vague to NO results of what I'm looking for
@@fargeeksBing has a little bar at the bottom that says "some results are hidden". SHOW ME MY GODDAMN RESULTS BILLY GATES.
@@JohanKylander you can turn it off, it's very easy, just hit settings then SafeSearch then off.
It was basically just invented too block XXX related stuff & some malicious links.
technically speaking he's not wrong. computers don't make errors, the humans designing them do.
nah computers can make errors
@@excalibur2772 Please explain how.
@@gynaecide4382 Damage to the hardware can lead to faults
@@excalibur2772 That's human error because humans damage the hardware.
@@gynaecide4382 ? I mean no, that's still a computer's error and a person can purposely do so making it not an error at all on the person's side.
RIP Dale… may the “beast” never consume you.
RIP Rusty Shackleford 🚬
RIP Johnny Hardwick, the legend behind Dale's voice.
Bye bye dale: his voice actor died but he predicted the future
He will be missed, RIP Rusty Shackleford 🚬
RIP Johnny Hardwick you will never be replaced.
He was right. He was right from the very start and nobody listened
"Dale, I'm dealing with a dang video tape, not some hi-tech bogeyman!"
The further in the future you watch this, the less Dale sounds crazy.
The more the NWO writhes as it Dies, the desperate they are to Implement the mark of the beast
RIP Dale :(
Cutting Hank off still left the spirit of his reaction perfectly intact.
of course Dale was right. KOTH made fun of actual things.
The Beast finally got to Dale it seems. RIP Johnny Hardwick.
May computers declare RIP Johnny Hardwick
the global information conspiracy know as the NSA.
The internet*
The scary thing isn't how close Dale was to being right, it's how much worse it actually got since he said this.
Rip Johnny Hardwick. I guess the government finally caught up to Dale.
I like how Hank shuts him down but then starts to believe him after experiencing it himself and even brings it up at his trial
Just like any run-of-the-mill normie would.
Dale saw it coming.
Dale dropping red pills...
Dale is based
RIP
RIP Johnny Hardwick.
HE WAS RIGHT
I told you. The beast is real.
Squints made that story up just to scare the boys, especially Smalls.
Every year Dale Gribble makes more sense
Rip Johnny Hardwick
It kind of is true. Computers don't make errors. They do EXACTLY what the programmers tell them to do, EXACTLY how they are told to. If a programmer makes an error, the computer does the error. It's just easier to call them computer errors than programmer errors, cuz then you have to figure out who programmed it in.
Computers actually make lots of errors, especially in transmitting data between components or other computers. The magic of information theory allows you to correct for errors however.
The algorithms correct the errors in data transfer.
Also mostly right about the other stuff. if the service is free, you are the product.
m.ruclips.net/video/HS6IqOl1AU0/видео.html
There's also the issue of cmb, cosmic microwave background. Particles from that can and do interfere with computing, slowly corrupting data over time. Mainly effects electrically live components like RAM and CPU.
@@manictiger yer that can come and flip just bit from 0 to 1 and now u ham error for computer
R.I.P. King.
Now we got data mining, targeted ads, all sorts of things. He's not wrong about it
When satire no longer is satire but truth be told.
Dominion be like
Rip Dale gribble.
Computers don't actually make errors. The programmers who program the computers, now that's a different story. But computers correctly execute every single line of code, whether the code makes an error or not.
Computers only do what you tell them to do. The downside is, they do what you tell them to do.
RIP Johnny Hardwick.
He basically described the Internet of things
Honestly this is true nowadays
and everybody knows it but ignores it
Even after 9 years... it doesn’t seem so crazy anymore.
Who knew I'd grow up to be Dale?
R.I.P. Johnny Hardwick
You mean ...the Patriot System from MGS4?
It's amazing how all that came to him so naturally
He’s probably the same script over and over, rehearsing it in the shower for to remember it perfectly whenever the time may come.
Too bad Hank didn't take Dale's warning about "The Beast" seriously.
How ironic that the B.E.A.S.T supercomputer and artificial intelligence system is real.
Dale seemed like a usual conspiracy theorist when these shows aired, but now we realize he was just spitting facts.
The fact that dale was accidentally right.
Hank ends up believing Dale and asks him about... The Beast....and if it really is real later in the episode as things start to unravel. Great episode.
Like a wise man once said, "what's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? A couple of months."
R.I.P
Rip bro
Damn this hits different nowadays.
Legend.
Dale was right in this episode and in real life.
Posted 9 years ago and I get this recommended now? The algorithm knows.
talkin bout dang old cuffs and collars man...
sometimes the stars align and dale talks the most sense out of anyone
*Mark Zuckerberg knows your location*
Mike Judge has always had success because of the depth and accuracy of the characters he makes for his shows and productions. Dale is hilarious because Dale is just "a dude that we all grow up to be." I would honestly think there's a bit of Dale in Mike Judge.
I seem to recall Alex Jones having claimed Mike Judge was his friend, but that might've been more political than genuine. Like deflecting animus preemptively.
Mike Judge has said that Dale is indeed the character he wrote to represent himself on this show. I've always kind of looked at it as a caricature Mike did of himself.
@@Frogman1212 Dale is based on Alex Jones, at least in writing of his character, yes. Mike Judge and AJ are friends, possibly still friends, and were definitely friends when the show was made.
More like there's a bit of Dale in Johnny Hardwick. Mike Judge has said he's more like Hank.
The 2020 election....
90´s: this is just exaggerated steretotype of a conspiranoic nutjob
today: beast? you meant google right?
“Computers don’t make errors, what they do they do on purpose.” I’m dead 😂😂
*THE BEAST*
NSA: Who?
Who’s here after the 2020 election?
Dale knew about digital foot printing before it even existed.