Great edit thunder weasel, what app did you use for the cigs and hands moving? Thanks, my little brother wants to know, as he has an animation assignment to do in school :D
@@healthwealthgurus your little brother is taking an animation class... with a teacher he could ask questions to... who's probably given them guidance and suggestions on what programs to use... yet, his big sister has to ask in a RUclips comment section what editing software the channel account holder used to clip in a hand holding cigarettes into a video... Doesn't pass the smell test. By the time it's due, you won't get an answer here. Although, and I know this may seem unconventional, you could look it up on THE INTERNET! You know, that thing you're using right now.
@@nosuchthing8 It’s considered by a lot of people to be a horror movie, and there are scenes that I’d consider graphic, but nothing insane. It does get dark towards the end.
Somehow switching the business cards to cigarettes completely recontextualizes this and makes it feel like a scene straight out of the second season of Mad Men.
How this would've looked like if it was actually made in 50s: Marlon Brando as Patrick Bateman Cliff Robertson as Craig McDermott Angela Lansbury as Jean Peggy Cummins as Evelyn Williams Gloria Grahame as Courtney Rawlinson William Daniels as Luis Carruthers Peter Graves as Paul Allen John Carradine as Donald Kimball Ann Blyth as Christie Directed by Alfred Hitchcock
Fun Fact: When the idea of an American Psycho movie was first brought after 1991, the movie was planned to be in black & white starring Brad Pitt as a book-accurate Patrick Bateman.
@@szyszkarzadzi for real it's almost stepping into PSYOP territory, also holy shit I keep dreaming of smoking, not to mention the first 1.5 month depression and lack of dopamine
Camel Blues, and...Camel Turkish Royale. When I was a kid, and I could get a pack of those, especially with at my friend's for the weekend, I was toasty with the heaters.
Damn. Back in like, 1993 I used to steal cigs from the gas station near my house. The camel's where always the easiest to snatch lol. Then... Turkish Jades entered the picture. Fuck, I'm old now
honestly if i didn't quit smoking ciggaretes i would absolutely choose Chesterfield. i smoked that cigars and they are pretty good than the rest of the cigars there
Chesterfield is so, so bad where I live. It's the cheapest cigarette and taste and smell just like it. Camel is great, but lasts around 3 or 4 minutes. While it tastes and smells better than marlboro, it's just too ephemereal of a pleasure.
@@Mazryonh Newport is king. But a lot of guys will go back and forth with Marlboro and Maverick like the cheaper brands because they are trying to save money. 😂
@@evosolutionsllc.910 Sounds like Newport really has everyone short of breath (pun intended). Let me guess: if someone brought in really expensive cigarettes or even cigars, would everyone at the construction site ask that person to share? I wonder what kind of occasion would merit such a thing. They used to give out cigars when a man became a father, for instance, but that was decades ago.
Fun fact: Marlboros weren't popular among male smokers early on because they were marketed towards women (as filtered cigarettes usually were apparently). It wasn't until the Marlboro Man campaign started that it became THE cigarette brand for "rUgGeD mAnlY mEN" .
@@Primatenate88 The blacks are neat but you could definitely buy and blend something similar from whole leaf much cheaper; perique is 'rare' in this sense that it's a type of burley only produced in one place but you can still find it online.
Dude camel Turkish no filter is how i started smoking 😂 so many ages ago of that. Don’t smoke kids it was hard to quit glad I don’t even care for it any longer.
I’ve always loved Marlboro great brand! But what else would I use halberstram’s?😂
Axefield
Great ass, goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman
Hey Paul!
Great edit thunder weasel, what app did you use for the cigs and hands moving? Thanks, my little brother wants to know, as he has an animation assignment to do in school :D
@@healthwealthgurus your little brother is taking an animation class... with a teacher he could ask questions to... who's probably given them guidance and suggestions on what programs to use... yet, his big sister has to ask in a RUclips comment section what editing software the channel account holder used to clip in a hand holding cigarettes into a video... Doesn't pass the smell test. By the time it's due, you won't get an answer here. Although, and I know this may seem unconventional, you could look it up on THE INTERNET! You know, that thing you're using right now.
"Its very nice Bateman but thats garbage" killed me 💀
lmaoooooooooo fr
😄😄😄😄👍
This one really had me
But the Turkish Sun cured leaves be bussin' 😩
@@kisslevente5659 the do be bussing
There is a moment of sheer panic when i realise paul's cigarette is obviously more expensive than mine.
I calm myself, and move into the smoking parlor
I have to see this movie. Is it very graphic?
@@nosuchthing8
It’s considered by a lot of people to be a horror movie, and there are scenes that I’d consider graphic, but nothing insane. It does get dark towards the end.
@@nosuchthing8 only around 40 seconds. So please go ahead and watch it
@@louisschmidt3972 bro said it’s graphic for 40 seconds 😂😂😂😂😂
"patrick? you're not smoking" 😂
Somehow switching the business cards to cigarettes completely recontextualizes this and makes it feel like a scene straight out of the second season of Mad Men.
I was thinking the same!
The “Something wrong? You’re not smoking.” Its great at so many levels it’s really hard to explain
20 years later. Lets see Paul Alans lungs.
That smooth tar buildup... The tasteful thickness of it...
My God the tar, the polyps...it's breathtaking
"My god, he even has emphysema...."
Look at the stoma the tasteful discharge
20 years later, no virus can get past the build up of tar.
He may die but at least he'll die later and might enjoy higher free testosterone levels.
"You ain't seen shit yet." Lmao, I honestly didn't expect that
Absolute cinematic gold
I like how he's casually holding around Paul allens cigarettes
American Pyscho is turning out to be the most cult classic movie ever.
How this would've looked like if it was actually made in 50s:
Marlon Brando as Patrick Bateman
Cliff Robertson as Craig McDermott
Angela Lansbury as Jean
Peggy Cummins as Evelyn Williams
Gloria Grahame as Courtney Rawlinson
William Daniels as Luis Carruthers
Peter Graves as Paul Allen
John Carradine as Donald Kimball
Ann Blyth as Christie
Directed by Alfred Hitchcock
God it would’ve been beautiful
The parody and the voice acting are top-notch.
I hate being addicted to cancer sticks
Me too my man
I was on at least one can a day of chew and I feel you!!!
And I'm Like Meh....
De algo hay que morir
i love it
The fact that in this meme Paul Allen left to Bryce his entire pack of cigs is so on point lmao
Maybe in this scenario Paul Allen went to smoke his last cig from the pack, and just left the empty pack on the table?
@@Mazryonhyeah it definitely wasn't a business card he handed to him
I can’t believe the disrespect towards the camel no filter 😂
the last cigs should have been lucky strikes
Gross wtf 🤮
That would have been perfect
Nah man. Camel is the best
The American spirits would have made him have a seizure
Then Tyrone comes in with a pack of Newport 100s and a bunch of friendly things are said.
My favorite part was the shoddy still cutout of your hand that you used to hold the cigarette packs. 🤣
As a smoker myself I really do think Paul Allen has the best cigarettes
Nah patrick batemen got the smoothest, most nicotine cigarettes
"something wrong, patrick? you're not smoking."👌🏿
The Tobbacoist lmao
Your compliment was sufficient, Luis
The drop sound at the end, even replaced by a drop hit full pack of stoags.
impressive, very nice.
Let's see Paul Allen's edit)
I like the voices you made for the caracthers just like an old movie.
Good ol' tabacconist had your back, back in the day.
You should do a sequel to this where Patrick is about to strangle Luis in the bathroom because he pulled out a pack of Newports.
"Its Something wrong Patrick? You are not smoking"
Great Job, this deserves more views!
Thanks man. I’m honestly impressed it got as many as it has.
Imagine if the world instead of making food reviews, turned into cigarette reviews
Yeah, I could imagine cigarette packet unboxing by influencers and RUclipsrs in an alternate 2022B
Let's see Paul Allen cigarettes ☠️☠️☠️☠️
We need a version of this that is formatted like a silent film with old timey music in the back, I demand it
Harold Lloyd starring in D.W. Griffith's "Yankee Doodle Madman."
Fun Fact:
When the idea of an American Psycho movie was first brought after 1991, the movie was planned to be in black & white starring Brad Pitt as a book-accurate Patrick Bateman.
We need this but with more decades
That's a pretty good Bateman impersonation.
This was fucking great! Do the rest of the movie please!
Yes please and release it in the movie theaters so me and you can watch the full movie with some popcorn!
That Ending Is Perfect. XD
Underrated
paul allen has taste tbh
Cancer ain’t the only thing trying to kill Paul Allen.
Now I can't unsee the mental image of an anthropomorphic lit cigarette saying "Hey Paul!" during that specific scene in the original movie.
this video is an internet treasure, watched it a few times on my own, and sent it to a couple of friends too. Everyone must watch this masterpiece.
Absolutely perfect dude. I’ve always loved this scene
Fantastic editing. Watching twice taking mental notes. Great work, God bless you and your family
The fact that this is so accurate shows that "cultured" consumption truly will never fade. At least being healthy is the trendy thing right now.
Best Marlboro ad ever.
“You ain’t seen shit yet” 😂
I FUCKING LOVE CIGARETTES. I quit two months ago and literally everything I see wants me to start smoking again
Same here, I quit 5 days ago, al of a sudden I see shit like that video all around the internet
@@szyszkarzadzi for real it's almost stepping into PSYOP territory, also holy shit I keep dreaming of smoking, not to mention the first 1.5 month depression and lack of dopamine
I’m deeply disappointed with the absence of Lucky Strike
This is just an episode of Mad Men
Camel Blues, and...Camel Turkish Royale. When I was a kid, and I could get a pack of those, especially with at my friend's for the weekend, I was toasty with the heaters.
I feel that Paul Allen would smoke the Kent cigarettes with the micronite asbestos filters.
I love Marlboro too. I quit smoking, but that red pack is in my soul forever.
That was Great, Weasel! 👍
Average mid 20s Indonesian cafe experience
C'mon Paul Allen would be smokin' Dunhills or Nat Shermans..not that shite 😆😉
Very nice let's see Paul Allen taste of cigarettes
Damn. Back in like, 1993 I used to steal cigs from the gas station near my house. The camel's where always the easiest to snatch lol. Then... Turkish Jades entered the picture.
Fuck, I'm old now
Some gourmet quality content
Frankly that Marlboro is pretty much the most popular cigarette in where I live.
Ever So Slightly Touches With Middle Finger
The voice over is well done.
Chesterfield. A real man's smoke.
- stevemre
I wish the last pack had been Newports 😂
Same
Funny I love smoking cigarettes especially lighting them with my wyatt earp zippo
0:39 You really captured the language of upper-class white men in corporate boardrooms in the 1950s: "You ain't seen shit yet."
honestly if i didn't quit smoking ciggaretes i would absolutely choose Chesterfield. i smoked that cigars and they are pretty good than the rest of the cigars there
Chesterfield is so, so bad where I live. It's the cheapest cigarette and taste and smell just like it. Camel is great, but lasts around 3 or 4 minutes. While it tastes and smells better than marlboro, it's just too ephemereal of a pleasure.
What do you mean it's the 50s? We do that at work on the construction job site when we take our smoke break. 🤣
Do you still compare cigarette brands like in this fan parody? Which brand is the trendiest among the construction workers?
@@Mazryonh Newport is king. But a lot of guys will go back and forth with Marlboro and Maverick like the cheaper brands because they are trying to save money. 😂
@@evosolutionsllc.910 Sounds like Newport really has everyone short of breath (pun intended).
Let me guess: if someone brought in really expensive cigarettes or even cigars, would everyone at the construction site ask that person to share? I wonder what kind of occasion would merit such a thing. They used to give out cigars when a man became a father, for instance, but that was decades ago.
It's just Mad Men now
Nailed the voice
Fun fact: Marlboros weren't popular among male smokers early on because they were marketed towards women (as filtered cigarettes usually were apparently). It wasn't until the Marlboro Man campaign started that it became THE cigarette brand for "rUgGeD mAnlY mEN" .
This is true. So painfully true.
Paul Allen strikes me as a Benson and Hedges kind of guy.
Impressive, very nice
Oh my god. They were even filtered
Dorsia used to have a smoker's lounge tucked away in the east wing of the top floor.
Miss those days
Man I love cigarettes
Me too bro
should have been newports for the meme
American spirit black is the undisputed champion. Period.
This. Only cigarette brand that doesn't taste like chemicals. Expensive asf tho
If only they had them in the 50s
@@TheThunderWeasel I forgot when this was set.
Paul Allen smokes that exotic pack
Paul allen smoking acid c notes
American Psycho but it's you at 17 and the boys
Lucky he didn’t see lucky strikes
@@ModestCube100 Ironically it was my brand of cigarette.
Camel is my favorite of those.
Memes are evolving
Camels just hit diff for me
If that guy pulled out Paul Allen’s Natural American Spirits which are the most expensive cigarettes, he would have gone crazy.
expensive and garbage
@@AbissoInteriore pure tobacco
God I love black and blue. American spirits are based, but camel crushes are top tier
@@TheAlchemist1089 you can buy way less expensive organic tobacco and roll your own cigarette.
@@Primatenate88
The blacks are neat but you could definitely buy and blend something similar from whole leaf much cheaper; perique is 'rare' in this sense that it's a type of burley only produced in one place but you can still find it online.
Jesus Christ American Psycho in black and White looks sick
Me? Lucky strike.
Camel my beloved
Glad to this meme has returned
they shouldve had a transatlantic accent
Even as a none smoker I find Marlboro attractive
The TOBACCONIST
This would be funnier with paul allen having lucky strikes
Dude camel Turkish no filter is how i started smoking 😂 so many ages ago of that. Don’t smoke kids it was hard to quit glad I don’t even care for it any longer.
I always figured Paul Allen for the Lucky Strikes type.
Chesterfields are nice and imoressive and I used to them
You forgot Dunhill Hunter S Thompsons favorite.
Chesterfield was Frank Sinatra's brand