Amy Schumer Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Third-time host Amy Schumer talks about how much people love giving pregnant women advice and being intimate with her husband.
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When Amy was a kid she told her classmates that she is going to be a comedian when she grows up. They all laughed. Nobody is laughing now.
Read this comment somewhere else not original cringe
Yeh me 2 spread the joy
@@DavidWallz saw your comment all over the internet cringe lord.
Haha I get it cuz she is not funny! 🤡
@@DavidWallz you’re right, no one should ever repeat anything said by anyone ever. As the great Stephen hawking once said- “”
It’s always amazing to me how the comments manage to be funnier than the actual video.
Ikr?? It’s so funny
Actually, when you're talking about Amy, it's not that hard to believe at all 😢
Wow, I'm laughing so hard right now. I'm literally crying. I think Amy Schumer's audience was fake laughing the whole time.
Bro facts
Amy Schumer's audience? Do you just mean the "studio audience"?
yes
Amy Schumer is the greatest comedian of all time!
@@nickv2601satire, right?
Shes proof that when it comes to Hollywood its not about being talented its who you know...
No, everyone who hires her just does it so people can laugh at her, they're like "Shhhh, play it cool, everyone, she's gonna do it again."
get a life
...I think she’s hilarious!❤
@@simonedulcie3853 That’s funny, tell another one!
I don't love amy shumer but if anything you're proof she's successful cause you're hating for no good reason
Best part of the video 6:16
Underrated
7:14 was hilarious though
cheers
Lol
Nah 10:00 was underated
This was so funny i forgot to laugh
Nice one Ted
I did it for u
Oh my golly gosh I did too :0
the counting straws thing is called arithmomania, and it was first associated with, i shit you not, vampires in folklore. sesame street openly admitted to using that for their count von count character
I never put that together before. I just figured he was the Count, so he counts. 😆😂
@@cc1k435 ironically, i never PUT that together before i learned of the folklore thing because i grew up with Polish sesame street and his name was "liczy-hrabia", literally countingcount
Just to make sure it's clear, people with autism don't necessarily like counting things, the joke was about "outsiders" not understanding what autism is, and using Hollywood stereotypes (ex: "Rain Man") to fill in the gaps.
Wow. That never occurred to me. I have watched endless episodes of Sesame Street and never put the Count and autism together. Verryy interesting!
😮!
She could do really well here in Germany, we also have no humor.
The video didn't make me laugh. Your comment did. I am from Germany, by the way.
The funniest joke was when Amy Schumer said her husband told her she has a beautiful body. Ironically, that's the one part where the audience felt obligated to NOT laugh.
I mean her face looks like a big toe. Her husband is probably a freak, he might be into to that.
Yeah, we know he was lying
Who the f would marry her
Or the funniest joke, when her parents decided to continue pregnancy
Fun fact, SNL stands for "soooo nobody laughed??"
We are saving our laughter for the great denouement of this entity. The time will soon be upon us for applause to lift their roof to hell.
@@johnr.b.murray3417 correction, it’s not a roof, it’s a glass ceiling-to them.
Then why bother watching if you don't like it? 🙄
@@dees_good_vibes3391 Cause I have free will.
Yikes
First minute in and of course she’s already talking about sex. I feel like that’s all she talks about.
Crass
It's the only thing women can talk about for cheers and "yes go girl" nods.
What's wrong with that? Sex is funny
@@JoeyJojoJrJr it can be but not like this
@@JoeyJojoJrJr not when you talk about it all the time it gets repetitive
That was not funny . . . Not even mildly amusing.
I'm beginning to wonder if the laughs were real or edited.
Well, I did laugh on exactly 3:51. It is when I paused the video and started reading the comments.
@@phazejump3204 2:04 and i can't continue anymore
They are edited.
Isn't EVERYTHING real on SNL?
“Nazi ties ᵏᵃⁿʸᵉ” alright I chuckled. 😅
I cackled so hard at that I scared the dog
I was not expecting that and I cackled.
Cackle cackle
Brilliance in 1 word
@@invictusgardener3090 dog was like "oh crap my owner thinks Amy Schumer is funny" and it was scared.
Didn’t laugh one time
Well that’s unfortunate for you 🤷🏼♀️
@@hannahwelch5199 bro looks like a washed up millenial
“Well, it’s too late.” 😂 💀
Facts, just the facts, ma'am.
I heard her do that joke before
@@wonderwoman5528 she steals jokes from everyone
@@automatedcomment 😂
@@wonderwoman5528that’s literally how it works
damn fam you got the whole squad laughing 😐😐😐
"It's too late now" I say that all the time
Thank you Amy so much for your standup. Because of you, my body cured itself of paralysis so I could get up to turn your routine off
😂
LMAO
Her comedy cured by cancer (just kidding, it didn't really...and I don't have cancer!)
Now that's funny!
"It's one of the times we played the game Autism, or just a man" 🤣
I play the same game with "my depression or people are awful for real"
Recently diagnosed with Hashimoto's thyroiditis, the main symptom of which is chronic irritability...!?!?!?!?!!!
... I SO feel this comment.
Sexism in a nutshell!
@@zigzaag7325 Pfft. Maybe watch the Welcome to Hell sketch. Women having been going through this bs for a LONG time.
The test of a true comedian is if they can make you laugh without resorting to vulgarity. I see a little bit of Chuck in Amy.
Y'know, i have a black wife, with whom I am HAPPILY married, but sometimnes I wonder what kind of industrial equipment I have that would be able to kill her. Not that I have ANY INTENTIONS but I just kina wonder, y'know? I was thinking of what her reaction would be if I put "Shannon sized sandblaster" on my christmas list...
Can't even laugh with the vulgarity
its amazing how she's actually married
Yeah, he's an autistic chef
It's even more amazing how she keeps thinking she's a comedian.
Her husband had asburgerszzz so severe autism.
Its NOT amazing how her career is not dead yet
@Hakai101 No. It's an absolute disgrace she has the temerity to use the term "comedian".
Folks, guess who controls the music industry and uses their position to push the most violent music imaginable to young, impressionable inner city youth, for going on 35 years now!?
Research clearly shows that exposure to violent music lyrics is linked to emotional and behavioral problems, including aggression, substance abuse, and risky sexual behaviors.
I have ASD and I resemble that remark...
😄
And if you choose me ladies, you'll get to play autism or just a man
wolverined my fupa 💀💀
I know, I lost it at that😂
... women .... Can't make a joke without being about Thier 🐱
@@jane-kk8ov ... Here a list of people that I know... Dave Chappelle.... Gabriel Iglesias... George Lopez... Chris rock... If you can send me a link of one of their stand ups... Where they talk about nothing but Thier dcks... Plz do ?
I’m autistic and was unprepared at how my wife needed to run away from laughing too hard at the asd part.
I'm autistic and I think her entire premise there was ableist garbage. No Amy - I'm not some fucking moron who'll pick sticks up off the ground for fun.
Who's next to host SNL.... Bill Cosby's?
@@redscreen6 more than one?
@@redscreen6 - Why do you want Bill cosby?
I'm with your wife. I laughed out loud!
Out of the total views only the 1.32% are thumbs up.. And yet all the comments speak wonders about Amy's monologue and how wonderful she is hahahaha!!! ... Feels like the comments section is been heavily edited. Im pretty sure this comment will get deleted very quickly
haha I had to scroll so far through people praising her to find a comment like this that is actually real. RUclips has clearly been compromised. Sad to see but inevitable.
I went back to watch this atrocity after watching the exact opposite in Chappelle’s monologue. The same people who think she is the funniest person ever hate Dave Chappelle. I will never understand woke
Boo
*Happy Halloween!*
*Eat Cannabis Everyday!*
*For Your Health!*
🎃🎃🐸🐉🐉
"Autism or Just a Man" is also played in our home:)
joke thief.
Kanye mic 🎤 malfunction 😂
I wonder who wrote her jokes lol
Definitely not you lol
All of Amy's jokes are like the ice breaker jokes at the beginning at the set except the ice breaker holes keep going and going and going.....
#ComaQueen
Nothing else was on, so I watched this episode.....it was a train wreck. Pure awful-ness. SNL, it's time to sign off for good !!!
Wow Amy Schumer is so not funny
I audibly sighed after the "I am in a coma" joke.
I didn't intend to. I didn't decide "I'm going to show my empty office that I did not find this joke funny by sighing loudly."
It was my body's natural and instinctive response to hearing that punch line.
And you are, making all of us sigh with your long-winded and redundant comment.
I thought your comment was on the money...I don't know how "redundant" applies, it was a reaction to AS' redundancy.
I’d wake up from a coma to turn her ass off
@@deviantmoore9744 All comments are redundant, personally I enjoyed the extra details. It’s called storytelling. If ur a fan of Schumer’s I don’t blame you for your ignorance.
I ...also enjoy Any Schumer.
The switch-off-the-lights-during-sex joke was funny to me.
ha ha 😂 so. unfunny
That was literally one of the unfunniest routines I have ever watched. She should retire.
I've never seen Amy Schumer stand-up..... And now I wish I hadn't she's terrible
I love how the comments are funnier than the comedian
Ugh...
I’m dying of laughter 🗿🗿🗿
😂
i laughed at this comment more than i laughed with her
yeah I wasn’t even trying to be funny 💀💀💀
OMG! Me too!!! shes absolutely hilarious, in my opinion shes better than George Carlin, Louis CK, Eddie Murphy or Dave Attell
@@MBRETION stop this now before you get permanently banned from youtube lol
best ye rip yet
Strange how things she said makes sense to the diddy leaks with her 🤔
Hahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha shut up
She looks like a Campbell's Soup kid. Strange to see her do stand-up when she doesn't talk about her vaj.
Mmm mmm not funny
@@JunkyardKid i agree. Amy isnt funny. 😣 just cringy asf.
She's matured a lot in the last 5 years. I look forward to seeing her again, 5 years from now.
Right her vagina jokes got more mature and so was her making fun of his husbands autism
Joking about her vagina right off the bat? Yea she’s matured a lot.
Yeah, this time it took her a whole MINUTE to start talking about her genitalia!
Exactly! She’ll need that long to rip off enough jokes to do another show.
@@louskunt9798 😂
"I can't go down on you you're my emergency contact" 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 okay bro that's the funniest shit she has said her whole career 🔥
I wonder who she stole it from?
@@louskunt9798 honestly I laugh directly at her cause she should not be here at all, let alone hosting SNL. The episode was good but I cant remember 1 joke she told, she just looks funny even being there 😭😭😭
@@louskunt9798 Aw Lou. I’m sorry.
@@blackleague212 exactly!
@@Lisa-pb3qp thank you. We’re all sorry that she steals her jokes from other comedians.
At 41 I learned I have autism. 41 years of life not knowing there was an explanation for the difficulty I had connecting with others. Life of Beth, on Hulu, opened me up to the idea that I had autism. Schumer showed me the door and I chose to walk through it.
I've been laughing at Schumer's jokes for almost a decade now. But, I cannot express adequately how much I appreciate the love she shows her husband and the autism community. So thank you for helping me laugh at myself. Sometimes the stuff I do doesn't make sense to me either. But it's so nice to feel human.
Of course you are human. People who treat you like you are not human are wrong.
I had trouble connecting with others, but it was because I was abused and scapegoated throughout childhood and didn't have the self-confidence to relate to people. I have had MANY friends (and even strangers) recommend I be evaluated for ASD without knowing that I already have been, many times.
I'm not commenting on YOUR diagnosis, per se, but please realize - it is OFTEN a factitious disorder.
Funny - because as someone with autism, I thought her entire premise was ableist and offensive. "Haha - my husband is so funny because he's *different*" is not love for the autism community.
@@onimi66616 I don't know. If we are talking about this "disability" is that maybe a benefit to everyone?
@@onimi66616 dude that's amazing. Thing is.... there has NEVER been a lab test for autism. What symptoms do you have that convince you you're autistic? I used to believe in my own ADHD diagnosis, but I later realized it was PTSD, personally.
i forgor to laugh 💀
bro really usin forgor
@@danieljaramillo6732what new cool phrase will you copy in 2024? Endless possibilities!
nope
I still don't understand why she gets so much grief.
She's not one of my favorite comedians, but if she brings someone else joy, who cares.
It's because her uncle is a Democrat, so republicans hate her.
because she steals jokes
If you rob a bank and give the money to other people, the people you robbed the money from care. She steals jokes from people who don't make the kind of money she makes. Then, those people can't really do those jokes because other people will see them and say they stole them from Amy since Amy used them on TV first.
She doesn't steal jokes.
She's being called a a joke stealer. And the people who initially laid out those allegations have since retracted them.
She's annoying, isn't funny. Complained about pay with Netflix (when she had one of the worst rated specials ever). Made the Chris Rock slap about her. Alot more
Snl gotta be in a rough spot if they thought she would be a good host
People are so harsh 😢 let her be, let everyone be whatever makes them feel good. She is not on government benefits 😊
Other than Chuck. Maybe that is the future. Relatives of active politicians only being sanctioned by the government to be allowed to perform.
ASD IN DA HOUSE!! 😎💪😎
Hey those are some very great jokes! Dont know why people hate on her so much
Cuz she r@pe a man n bragged about it... And she stole jokes from others and expect to be paid more then the people she stole the joke from...
Mid
I really wish I found her to be funny. I’ve tried multiple times and obviously I’m here again hoping to find her funny, but I just don’t.
Heeeeyyyyy!!! It's the Joke Stealer. Yes lets promote someone who doesn't have the talent to do her own work. Did she even have her own kid, or did she just steal it from some random woman?
Those were bad jokes
No.
No
This is one of the most unfunny things I've seen in a while. I cannot understand why people think this woman is funny, I don't even know what the jokes are.
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Did she steal these jokes too?
Came for the comments
I thought this was good. Haters have nothing better to do.
Predictable political comedy from SNL and their guest. Smh. This show needs to go.
Who sucked the funny out of her?? I didn't come close to a laugh the whole time. She used to be so funny :(
i think not being sentimental and talking lovey dovey stuff, is basically just being a man and not autism
Y? This is like watching paint dry, upside down
Amy Schumer, thank you for talking about ASD. Awareness makes a difference.
I like Ye. I dislike schumer
As someone who has Aspergers myself everything she said about Chris is pretty much me
God damn... This was actually funny. (this is my opinion, so relax, those who have the need to force their views and opinions in order to delegitimize other people's opinions as a sad form of attention seeking)
Never assume that loud is strong and quiet is weak.
nice good day to you
I have heard of this woman, but she doesnt seem very accomplished !!
Most boring monologue I’ve seen in a while. It was unwatchable.
Im not a fan of this lady but coming in with an open mind she and her writers did great. All of these people in the comments are pretty weird, why are you hear watching her if you don’t like her? Get a fricken life you all are immature haters, she’s kinda winning
Imagine how low the expectations were that some people actually found this funny smh
I'm going with "just a man." Hahahaha!
"my husband is an autist"
well we have guessed that...
Amy Schumer? SNL is trying really hard to get cancelled.
Lmao I've been walking away from boring conversations since I was a child. We're not trying to bruise anyone's ego's, they're just...... ya know. I watched Amy and her husband's cooking show during the pandemic and it was one of the most incredibly wholesome things I've seen. She understands him but also isn't afraid to real with him and there were many gently hilarious moments. Being on the spectrum doesn't make you any less worthy or capable of finding real love. Many are still searching but seeing Amy openly love someone who has autism, especially on this platform, is helping break barriers. Thank you girl!
I missed the cooking show! Definitely looking it up now.
Break barriers? Lol. So because you walk away from "boring conversations" you classify yourself as autistic? Maybe you're just not knowledgeable enough to participate in the conversation? Lots to think about.
I thought your name was retartedanarchist because of what you said but I see you also have autism so that would work for that too.
@@tapetwo7115 Yes, it is I, Amy Schumer.
I don't understand how anyone can think that this show is still funny. I think there's a reason why so many people quit the show last season....including Pete Davidson.
Solid 5 minutes.
If this shit is funny, i’d be a killer comedian in America.
"One of the times we play the game, AUTISM or JUST A MAN?"
LOVE you, Amy!
I see what you did there.. capitalized the main words you really want people to read. A form of hypnosis... Maybe this is a fake comment ( one of many ) written by her or her staff. anyway that woman is not at all funny. Never was. People who know comedy know this.
@@leoman6594 no one’s interested in your butthurt trolling
@@leoman6594 are you sad?
@@leoman6594 People know what resonates with them and what doesn’t. They also know what *they* find funny. People who know themselves know this. 😉
And apparently you don’t have a very clear understanding of hypnosis, either. 🙄
@@calisongbird amy or one her sheep, definitely.
🐷🐷🐷
Just another reason to avoid SNL.
Another talentless jew given every opportunity
Chelsea Handler joke theft alert!!!
"came out the sunroof" LOL!
I know, just brilliant
Perfect video to put me to sleep
I usually skip the monologue automatically. I also kind of dislike amu Schumer, but she spoke like a normal person here, I didn't mind her
i love the fake applause