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Im pretty sure vanilla ice was the main demographic for this movie
Yeah it's like 90s MTV, but with aids.
still better movie than last jedi
@@felipewerner6670 Sadly even this piece of trash Is better than most modern movies , It's funnier than the bs people call comedy today.
I think this was in theatres for all of two weeks
Hahahaha great
“Words of wisdom - drop that zero and get with the hero.”
Truly the greatest line of dialogue in movie history.
Yes! Dazed and Confused is a great movie!
"I'm gonna go schling a schlong" is my personal fave.
May I present for consideration, from City Dragon: "It takes more than good looks and a fat wallet to get into my whatchamacallit." - Random blonde chick to our main character, played by an actor who is credited as "MC Kung Fu". Yes, this is real.
its still hilarious
Let's G.O.
Both The Room and this movie have protagonists named Johnny who dress eccentrically and behave as if they aren’t actual humans
Hahaha. What a story, vocalweeb!
Oooh, Johnny has a son? We just don’t know if this character is originally from New Orleans too.
Maybe vanilla ice is vampire.
Maybe The Room is a sequel to Cool As Ice.
vocalweeb.....But he loves Lisa so much. She's his future wife you know.
No matter how lame you think you are, watching vanilla ice be a completely non self aware doofus in this movie should make you feel 100 times better
Why do you think I'm rewatching this for the millionth time? 😂 🤣🤣
Vanilla Ice is cool. You're just mad because your girlfriend dropped with the zero and went with the hero.
And he became rich and famous from his career, broke rap and music world records, and had a rabid fanbase. If you weren't alive then, you can't really comprehend how insanely big he really was.
@@heroinmom153 he still acts like a doof
My grandmother is a straight up GANGSTA compared to Vanilla Ice.
Fun fact: the actress who played Kathy in this film also starred in Home Alone as Heather McCallister
Frederick Shaibani Really shes beautyful
@@fidelcastrosolis5108 AND she almost got to bone Ice
The cinematographer for this movie also worked on Schindler's list and Saving private ryan lol
Ruby Night u never. What the future might hold on to u
I guess Spielberg was impressed with the smoky interiors
Once Spielberg saw all those smoky interiors, he was absolutely certain that this guy would be great for war movies
Was he high?
Those movies sucked too.
Now Vanilla Ice fixes houses on TV.
awesome foreshadowing in this movie :)
Makes good money though. Real estate is where it's at.
@DamageIncM authentic estate as opposed to fake estate which you can buy on eBay and you're taking a risk, especially with counterfeiters that get past the filters
Is he any good at it?
wstine79 he still a millionaire
All 90s houses were smokey all the time.
I can confirm this
Nineties bars and restaurants were. People even smoked on aeroplanes.
@@anonb4632 bars... don't even mention those. Where non smokers would walk out smelling like a smoker and having cigarette burns all over your clothes from people bumping into you on a crowded night
@@sqweezzstr Exactly! My clothing used to stink of cigarettes when I returned home. We used to sit in the non-smoking areas of restaurants, and although it was slightly better, the smoke still drifted over...
In the eighties, I met quite a few people who were seventy a day smokers. Virtually unheard of now. Now I know more people who are ten a day or under.
I remember my doctor would smoke during my checkups and get concerned over a mysterious cough that I was developing...
I laugh when Ice walks up to Cat's door and gives it ONE knock, then stands back like someone is supposed to answer that sh*t.
And they do.
Hahaha
Ice cannot be bothered to knock more than once. Only bitch ass suckas knock more than once.
He's gotta save them knuckles for holding a mic
Can we all just stop and take a look at the tagline on the movie poster - "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice."
….What the hell does that mean? Ice doesn't melt things, it freezes them. HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ICE???
That's clever, don't you get it!?
It intentionally doesn't make sense.
This makes me laugh whenever I think of it.
And dangle the ice over her mouth in your grubby finger to wake her up
-Donald J. Trump
Two Time Oscar winner and Steven Spielberg‘s personal cinematographer, Janusz Kaminski, shot this film. It was one of the first films he ever shot and one of his main signatures is that he loves working with natural lighting. Which makes sense in something like AI or Ready Player One but NOT HERE! XD
Angles are still cool though lol
4:10 “burrow her stuff” my god you’re so Canadian, it’s great
tropicAces good shit, I looove it!!
"Imagine every morning, somebody's dirty fingers shoving something cold and wet into your mouth."
I just love the way he describes it.
Diego Bareno yeah he describes harvey Weinstein well
Back when I was in high school in 1992-93 a guy showed bits of this movie in class and talked about how great it was and how Vanilla Ice was such voice for our generation standing up to the man. I remember being disturbed by the bit about him sneaking into her room and shoving ice in her mouth. Until this video showed up I was never able to figure out what movie it was.
Incredible story 😅
I remember it was heavily promoted in the early 90's but quickly went straight to home video.
I think it's funny that, in the jump-scenes, they didn't even try to hide that they swapped the big Motorbike for a Motorcross-one.
Nice catch with the sunglasses. That's comprehensive journalism right there.
That is seriously one of the funniest blunders I’ve ever seen in a major motion picture release ever.
What if it was some masterpiece storytelling through film-making
Because you're really looking into his soul and seeing what his mind sees
And what it sees is that the girl is sitting on the fence
Which is a metaphor for how she's 'fence sitting' on her decision of whether she wants to go steady with him or not...?
I'm not ashamed to say I loved that movie as a kid. Because I didn't know any better. Still, it brings back nice memories.
Beard is looking chill, yo. One could say you look...cool...as...ice?
😅
get the FUCK OUT!!
You know what...you stay here... I'LL LEAVE...
You sir are cooler than a polar bears toenails
🤣😂🤣
Vanilla Ice looks like some kind of clothing elemental.
90s Googie Zebra clothing elemental, to be exact. You see the stripes on his pants and the patterns on his shaved head? It's made to hypnotize and mesmerize. That's some potent magic, I tell you. It works... The rich horse riding girl fell for it, and the bandits got served!
Ice Ice Baby was the first single I ever bought. I was so innocent back then!
I loved it back then. Now, I cringe when I hear it, lol!
hey it was pretty popular in my elementary school. i remember one year i got a "Singalodeon" which was like a karaoke machine, it came with a tape full of songs with the lyrics removed so you could sing karaoke to them and 'Ice Ice baby" was one of the songs.
so yea i learned how to sing the whole song...
The song is a timeless classic.
I’m shocked it didn’t sweep the Oscars
2 in a month? Who are you and what have you done
Logan Tompkins New Years resolution.
There's something happening here on this channel...something...sinister...you've all been warned...
@@EroSennin404 I was recently scrolling through the comments on Fox News.
I think il take my chances on this channel.
He's obviously on high doses of adderall now...
@ItsAlwaysSunnyOnTheRight gives who superpowers? This imposter??
"Drop the zero and get with the hero."
I decided to look up Vanilla Ice, just to see where he's at now. Apparently he got arrested in 2015 for stealing furniture and shit from somebody's house, then got off doing community service. Dude's doing great.
Edit: Apparently, this movie was supposed to serve as a remake of an old Brando flick from the '50s. It just adds a whole new level of bad, that Ice was supposed to be stepping into Brando's shoes.
Stefan seriously, he is actually extremely successful and owns his own construction company .
"Alright stop!!! renovate and listen" 🤣🤣🤣
Now he does commercials to promote hot dogs. 😂ruclips.net/video/GgKsKnwLYpI/видео.html
Vanilla Ice is the late 80s and early 90s Jake Paul
Hippo..Minus the dead body video
I was literally just thinking about that
@@theextracrispycolonel9504 That was the other one
except Jake Paul has serious mental issues and vanilla was just having fun being dorky and cringy
Vanilla ice did have talent though.
I remember when this came out on VHS a girl from school invited me over to watch a movie and this is the one she picked. When it was over she asked me what I thought of it. I didn't know how to answer because I cringed the entire movie (this video actually did it more justice than it deserved) and I didn't want to wreck the rest of the night. But I couldn't bring myself to pretend to like it, because I really didn't want to end up dating this girl and end up watching more movies like it. I told her the truth, and she told me that she also didn't care for the movie. We dated for about seven years after that.
My take away is this. That night I should have ran and never looked back. That seven years I spent with her were a nightmare that took far too long to wake up from!! Her picking this movie should have been a warning sign. This was far from the last terrible movie I watched with her in that seven years. I think she lied about disliking it. She had a horrible taste in movies. I still remember the night her and I broke up. I put on my saddest face act and walked to my car. She yelled after me that she was so sorry. I couldn't turn around because I didn't want her to see me smile.
So young people take my words to heart. If you go on a first date and the love interest has a crappy taste in movies. Take it as a warning. It's not going to get any better.
Did you turn and look at her over your shoulder doing your best Vanilla Ice impression and say, “imagine that”
Imagine judging someone ONLY based on their taste in movies and NOT anything else about them. This definitely feels like a YOU problem; you made it sound like a toxic relationship.
Cold as ice bro
@@monsterhanna6691it's just stalk about a small part about their relationship he didn't broke up just for hat 😅
How did I miss this? This is one of the best Rifftrax movies ever.
That movie was so bad it became brilliant again.
I loved it as a very young teenager.
I feel it’s worth mentioning, I’m a retired professional motocross racer, I was on Honda, Yamaha & Suzuki Factory Support teams & I was also on _Pro Circuit Kawasaki_ pro team & _Yamaha of Troy._ Rob (Vanilla’s actual first name) was an accomplished amateur motocross racer in the Florida area... him & I were on two different levels, I had all brand new gear & bikes tuned specifically for me with all top level aftermarket & custom made parts... and I had things available to me that Rob didn’t...one of the times I was against him, my Yamaha YZ125 had an 18-tooth front sprocket & a 36-tooth rear sprocket, Pro Circuit Pipe/Silencer, Wiseco High Compression Pistons, Factory Connection Suspension, and so much more....I took the holeshot & I lapped Robbie...
ΣLECTЯ0N ok...
It is unholy levels of not ok that the moment the notification from RUclips popped up on my phone that this video was uploaded I was listening to Ninja Rap and I had been for the past fifteen minutes on repeat
I got mine late, I was over on Nostalgia Critic.
The way you say "borrow" is the most canadian thing i've heard since the last season of South Park lol. Truly incredible
I just realized I've been watching this channel since I was 9... Holy shit.
Nothing really defines your generation. The cars look the same as they did 10 years ago. The movies have been instantly forgettable. A blurry decade of bullshit. I can see how its hard to believe years have flown by.
@@Maxxroad You're not wrong
@@SapphicKnits 15
@@Maxxroad I didn't say anything about that nor was I implying that but ok.
@@GatlinsFuckinCornfield It's an hypothesis of your astonishment
Can we admit the shots of his motorcycle are pretty cool? And his wardrobe is pretty awesome.
Should have been his 8th Mile.
It wasnt.
G-Bomb this movie doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as 8 Mile
more like 8mm
0 miles
Eminem is the genuine version of everything vanilla ice wanted to be haha
Should've been his 8 mile.
Ends up being his "Ate crow."
Everyone should listen to the "How Did This Get Made" podcast episode on 'Cool as Ice', they discuss all this funny stuff and then they actually interview Ice about the movie at the end.
Thanks for the new episode!
ruclips.net/video/ytT36sNcCtc/видео.html
@9:05 a musician (especially one that worked with samples a lot) recognizing a rhythmic sound they heard recently is probably the **most** believable part of the entire movie.
"Drop that zero and get with the hero" ..... LMAO!
Watching this on my break at work. I don't care if I'm late from lunch. They can wait.
Woodward Reviews It was 1:00 A.M. EST when you made this comment. Are you a night shift custodian? Lmao
@@Jameson-sv5qb Lol night shift factory worker actually. It was 12:00 AM here
Woodward Reviews Would that be your lunch break or your midnight snack break? I’m funny
@@Jameson-sv5qb Lol I guess midnight snack does make more sense.
“Is she HOTBOXING THIS PLACE OR WHAT” I’m dead ahaha
Everybody go ahead and get your “The Room” quote of the way here:
I did not.....
Oh hi Maria
everybody betray me! im fed up with this whirrld.
ItsSwededProductions But Peter, you're a psychologist
You couldn't kill me if you tried!
On the cover of this "film," our boy Vanilla's jacket says "yep yep" on the right sleeve about the bicep; but in the "film" itself, in exactly the same place, the jacket says "sex me up." So does Vanilla Ice own two of these abominable articles covered in what I presume are his favored utterances?
Yep, yep.
Thank God you made a review about this movie. Got bored rewatching the Jontron one after like 30 times
That's because you have no life! You fucking loser!
@@lynnpabontheelitehero6579 Aww, did did you just get pissed off at an inoffensive RUclips comment?
Jontron nailed it with his review. This guy sounds like he’s reading a book report in 6th grade.
Jon Is cool but still didnt full Review this mess
Nostalgia critic did a review of this movie as well.
Fun Fact: The cinematographer for Cool As Ice also went on to win Oscars For Best Cinematography for Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan. His name is Janusz Kaminski.
Brandon White hustle
This movie really makes you feel like vanilla ice
Shitty, and poor, and incarcerated, and, self-hatred, and drug-addled?
@@johnt.campbell316 Bingo.
He was never in jail. He's a millionaire today. Not too many rappers can say that.
@@JesusChrist-uu2te I don't actually know. I was just being an asshole. lol
makes me feel like icing Vanilla Ice
It's a little known fact, but Vanilla Ice once jumped his bike at Christopher Reeve. It didn't win his heart apparently.
Tommy lmao Jesus Christ dude
It took me a good minute to get this joke but once I did, it was a very good joke 👌
Lol that's funny lol I know it's not right lol but that's funny!!!
Tommy..Only a few will get this,luckily I am one of those few.
@Tommy wins the internet on January 18, 2020
for BEST comment
YES!!! It’s always a bright day when Mark uploads!!!
"Boro her stuff." Love Canadians.
The reason why they were in a hurry because they running away from Suge Knight.
Suge definitely gave that boy the beat down lol😂
They don't need to run away anymore since Huge Shite is in prison now XD
I love your nonchalant storytelling. It comes off as really funny :P
When it came to women I took the more subtle approach of driving my jeep through their front door at dinner time..60% of the time it works every time
2014: Look at the reflections in Exorcist II, see a crew member.
2019: Look at the reflections in Cool as Ice, see a cast member.
Awesome work! 👍
You gotta love how Vanilla Ice went from the most viral music videos to the laughing stock of rappers and this whole movie.
@@Shutter-Writer bitch stfu
He was a laughing stock from the beginning it just took people a little while to catch on.
All within less than a year 🤣
Gilberto Dominguez did your research proposal get approved?
I can't think of a single rapper that isn't a joke. Imagine acting like any rapper from any generation lol
If this is how guys won over women in the 90s I wonder how they won over women in the 80s.
With Nose Candy.
Fight their boyfriends (or ex-boyfriends)... 😁😁😁😁
They did the same thing; They just had bigger hair, tiny shorts and moustaches.
Tommy wiseau is making a new movie
BIG SHARK
Pls review it when it releases
When I was in 10th grade my best friend used to quote random lines from this movie as if Mr Ice was indeed as cool as he believed himself to be. I'm so happy as an adult woman that I had not seen the movie at the time and didn't need to go along with the joke. It would have crushed my soul and disfigured my dignity.
Do a episode of threat level midnight by Michael Scott
How dare you. Threat Level Midnight is a masterpiece!
I forget.... did they show the full movie during the office? or was it only like a cut down psynopsis?
raafmaat they showed like little clips during the episode
@@toeknee7324 i mean towards the end of the episode didnt they screen the movie for everyone? but i believe michael turns it off because he realizes it is horrible, or am i mistaken?
raafmaat no then there like Michael turn it back on then they finish with Michael in a chair speaking with Stanley’s voice
My favorite part is you referring to him as vanilla throughout lmao
I have finally reached an age (and maturity level) where I can admit that this was one of my favorite movies (when I was a kid so don't laugh so stop laughing so hard).
PS I STILL wish I could score a set of those salt and pepper shakers though.😂🤣
Great content bro.
I have this on VHS and despite everything you pointed out it’s absolutely mint early 90s nostalgia
The tagline for this movie was '' When a girl's heart is made of stone there's only one way to melt it - just add ice.''
I still don't know how the fuck that's supposed to work.
dude, EVERY Hollywood movie or series has this interrior fogg. :D
2 weeks are up, mark, come on, chop chop! what do you think it is I'm not paying you for?
He proved me right, and damn your looking good mate.
This movie was regarded as laughably tryhard hip at the time of its release. Imagine decades later x')
I want every single outfit he wears in this film!! 😱🤣❤️
He's still worth $18 million, dontchaknow.
Maybe so, but I’d rather be poor and still have my dignity lol.
Mr. Indie your poor and still have dignity. Stop being a hater
@@Punkpsychobilly cool but vanilla ice has both dignity and money.
"They call me Vanilla Ice it's TRUE"
Bullets are NO match for Vanilla and my crew"!
LOL I need to add more bars to this!
Was that horse/bike scene what Hotshots was parodying?
Omg my PRAYERS have been ANSWERED, finally got to this film.
This film is a masterpiece, 30 years old and still looks beautiful
Best line in the whole movie , “ hey baby why don’t you dump the zero , and get with the hero.”
He lives by me. He's actually a cool dude.
Who? Vanilla Ice?
@@poeterritory Yes. His name is Robert. He lives in my community,, in Tampa.
@@karlwashere123 Nice to know. Wonder if he cringes about his movie.
Is he cool as ice?
He knows it's a little silly. But he owns it. and you can bust his balls about it. It's kind of what makes him a cool dude. Not stuck up about it. He owns a wildly successful construction company in my area. And if you threw a party or having a karaoke night or something and you threw him a mic and told him to go Bust a Move, he will. I have personally witnessed him bring the house down. People lose their minds..
Vanilla ice dances like he is fighting off a swarm of bees.
this is spot on 🤣🤣
Thanks so much for finally reviewing a movie with one of my all time favourite rappers
Terrible movie, but what sticks out is how criminally underrated Vanilla Ice is nowadays
Hooked, Cool as Ice, Ice is Working It, Play that Funky Music, Rolling in my 5.0 just to name a few hits
“BORE O” oh god he’s Canadian 😂😂😂😂
How dare you call this masterpiece boring!
4:04 Hey! That is the actor who played Superboy!
Im surprised you didn’t question if anyone has a job in the movie , how do they afford where they live or them motorcycles . Why are they all free all the time like vanilla ice just randomly riding in different places.
Fun fact:
The cinematographer for this movie was Janusz Kaminski...
Yes...THAT Janusz Kaminski...the guy whose been Steven Spielberg's DP for EVERY film he's done since Schindler's List...
...Yeah, let that sink in.
But then again, if Giles Nuttgens (the cinematographer for Battlefield Earth) can shoot a decent film like Hell or High Water...maybe redemption is easier than we thought. Lol.
Oh, hi *insert The Room reference".
I remember loving this movie as a kid. When the internet came out, I looked up 'Vanilla Ice Movies'. This was the only movie that popped up... now I know why.
As for your next movie, it has to be a Neil Breen one.
CosmoDeus..Cosmo,I can't believe you committed suicide
I cannot believe you committed suicide
He's so on point wit the 90s kids commercial lookin part XD
Cool as ice is just pro-long music video to hype Vanilla Ice star power. Makes no-sense ,but looks cool...thats all they wanted.
Speaking of Cool as Ice....that Troll 2 shirt ;)
I live in Australia and that house has more smoke than here.
"Drop that Zero and get with the Hero"........ How that didn't make AFIs top 100 movie lines I'll never know
This movie is so bad that it's good. If viewed as a self-parody rather than an ego vehicle, it's entertaining.
This movie is a time capsule to the nineties.
You should definitely do a bad movies review of Dragonball Evolution.
It's a good day when i log into youtube and have a new Fanboy Flicks video in my subscriptions to watch.
Heyyy its my favorite youtuberrrr
I love the Vanilla Ice guide to dating bits.
Can you please go back to the old background music
Rob Grewe He said that he got a copyright strike for the music he was using so he had to change it.
@@blueflare3848 RUclips is so broken
@David Butler no you
I just discovered this channel a few months ago and I'm so glad I did! So much quality content. It really has made being in quarantine so much easier! Thanks for that and keep up the excellent work!
Whats crazy is Chris Brown pretty much stole his idenity from Vanilla Ice.
Facts.
WhiteyMcWhiteWhite I know the hell with chris hes a resl dutch bag hitting Rihana
@@fidelcastrosolis5108 Brah shut the fuck up. He was a kid. Honestly all people can conduct yourself. The pressure celebraties are under would fold most men. Sympathy was needed. Not driving him to further damage himself.
@@Maxxroad yeah, physically abusing your s/o or a person in general isn't smth that 'normal' people do from "folding under pressure." it's worrying you think so. you're not only making men look terrible, but excusing his shittiness in the process. there's no excuse, and if there was one, being young and famous isn't one of them. I'm not saying celebs don't have problems or are undeserving of compassion, but shielding a guy like him from his terrible actions (and the fact that he's an unrepentant asshole to this day) isn't doing anyone any favours.
Chris Brown actually has some talent though lol
Janusz Kaminski, the director of photography on Schindler's List as well as the 90s Tom Cruise hit Jerry Maguire and The Lost World: Jurassic Park, A.I. Artificial Intelligence, Minority Report, Saving Private Ryan, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and another good one, Catch Me If You Can was also this movie's Director of Photography.
Sugar Shack? I like it better when it was Roadhouse.
Also in the 90's, we all had our own Excitebike editor and could make ramps appear at any time!