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Miami's drug problems have always been dwarfed by its ninja problems. This movie is just brave enough to talk about it.
bambubambubambu 😆
:) So true, finally someone has the balls to expose the truth.
bambubambubambu my kid was a respectable drug addict but now he is a filthy Ninja
Damn filthy Ninjas. One killed my brother, by karate-Chop overdose.
Damn dirty Ninjas.
"You have a father? I thought we're all orphans!" can end any fight.
My favorite orpan was Olivar Twast.
"My parents ARE from Israel..."
Motorcycle gangs..check
mullets..check
cocaine..check
ninjas..check
songs about friendship..check
Miami Connection is the greatest movie ever made
Gregory Ebbs aaaaaand Orpans
And boobs
It’s only missing the torture scene, when one of them get captured. When they Slowly cut off his mullet, and take all his mojo.
SO MUCH FUCKING 80'S.
And Jim's monologue
There's something so pure about this movie
I mean they changed the ending to make it happier
They sing about friendship
They shower together
Occasionally they murder people
Real bros know this is true love (which can only be found on the battlefield)
SELF DEFENSE lol
Lmao or the shower
A LOT of people!
The murdering seems gratuitous somehow....
"My mother was Korean, and my father was Black American. She gave me this picture when she was real sick. I was only nine years old. They say, that they loved each other and they were real loyal. They were real happy. But then, when he finished military duty, he left. And we never saw him again. She told me to find him! But I didn't like him, because he left us. But I knew one day when I grew up, I'd find him. Whether he was dead or alive. I sent a couple letters to the Defense Department and... nothing happened."
true poetry
Daniel Day Lewis only wishes he could deliver lines like this.
"To make a short story long..."
Sounds like Kayne West telling a hobbit's fairytale in Southpark😂😂😂
😢
“A FRIEND?!”
😂 i died at that part
Me too 😂
I love how his friends are just standing around looking sad during the whole three hours he's blubbering through his monologue
“My mother was Korean”
No, she wasn’t.
Are you doubting Jim? He cried and everything, what is wrong with you?
@@andreshernandez1180
Trust, his momma ain't Korean. Take it from someone who is black.
@@chopitup9950 yea my uncles parents met in vietnam and he looks like bj penn and his brother looks like a light skin Terrel suggs lmao 😂. I guess my uncle had white friends and his bro had black friends 🤷🏼♂️
@@chopitup9950 btw my uncle is half african american and half from guam.
@@clavididk1236 miscasting is another one of this film's multitude of mishaps.
Maybe the band should have been called “Orphan Sound”?
Orpan Sown
@@thecatrooms Read my mind.
I lost it at this comment. 😂😂😂
*A FRIEND??!?!?!*
*W-H-A-C-K-!* Take THAT, you...you _friend!_
"I thought this was just some guy you were having sex with, but a FRIEND?!?!?!?!"
SHUT UP!!!! S-M-A-C-K
Ahahahaha a fvuend aaaaa shut up
In my opinion, Miami Connection is not only a "so bad it's good" movie, but it's also the epitome of that "genre", maybe because it's all so freakin endearing and enjoyable and overall encompasses every feature in 80s indie action movies.
I don’t know about that, I’ve seen some old Chinese films that are soooo bad they’re excellent.
It is extremely endearing.
Dragon Force is a great band name. I'm pretty sure there's at least several high school metal bands that used that name before ever knowing there's a fake band with the name from an 80s movie
Samurai cop is better
3:26 I’ve got it!!
“I didn’t realize this before. Dragon Sound is really, an international band.“
8:55 I really hope Jim got paid the most of anyone who worked on this movie, he poured his heart and soul into that shite speech.
He really went for it I'll give him that
"My mother was Korean..."
Me:.......are you.....sure?
It pisses me off when I see fanboyflicks left out of people's lists of top movie reviewers on RUclips. I can only assume it's because they haven't discovered him yet.
I just discovered him, and I’d never even heard of him before getting a RUclips suggestion.
One big problem is he doesn’t post on a regular basis. Everyone else on top the list, of the best, are posting once a month at minimum, but normally closer to once a week. He has to stay in peoples minds, for people to continuously talk about his channel.
Still waiting for that RLM guest spot
@@ParadoxapocalypSatan RedLetterMedia sucks balls though.
@@Weird.Dreams: Aww didums. Tell me how they hurt your feelings.
3:26
RUclips Transcript/CC:
“These people today what Sony’s beauty an international venue.”
Nailed it.
4:45 "You don't secure me at all" story of my life, man. That was right in the feels
Ok, i met Y.K. KIM in college, he knows he made a bad movie but its got charm, and btw Kim Is a motivational speaker now and quite a successful businessman, however as nice a guy as he is, and a good person, he STILL speaks the worst English I've ever encountered and he confessed to me that he has been living in this country for 40 years (or he said thanks for the beers, I'm not 100% sure, but I'm like 73% sure he said I've been in america for 40 years)
This brings back a lot of good memories. Great review and absolutely hilarious Mark 😆😆😆
lol I lived in korea for a year and a half and YK Kim still has the worst accent i've ever heard
It’s all about when you learn it. Most Asian languages don’t have some phonetic sounds, that are in English.
So, you are literally rewiring your brain to make sounds you’ve never made in your life. It gets harder and harder to learn, without a deep accent, the older you get.
I remember the Y.K. Kim martial arts commercials after school, lol now it's called Martial Arts World.
Chalks October I had a friend who was a student of YK Kim’s when we were in middle school in the mid 80’s and was in his commercials. He was the kid getting bullied, if I remember correctly.
LISTEN TO MIEAH!
I didn't realize Michael phelps was in a bad movie
h.a. rob 😆😂
Nailed it!
and with John Oates
h.a. rob 🤣🤣 that’s who he reminded me of!
Damn! I knew he reminded me of someone!
Mark reminds me of jerry Seinfeld at points
Like when he's talking about the clothes?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that......
14:36
What is the deal? 🎙
He's definitely going for a Seinfeld vibe
Jim’s monologue gonna be in my next chapter
Eiichiro Oda oh please do oda senpai
I was so unprepared for you to comment on this video
Papa bless
There is no way this is actually Oda... WHAT IS HAPPENING???
So, I’m guessing you’re some sort of Japanese adult- cartoon drawing guy?
Just going by your name, and that Man calling you “Senpai”
I love how every episode starts with "It's been a while."
That "crying monologue" guy's mother who was Korean must've been the darkest Korean ever.
Maybe she was a black ninja (with motorcycle of course).
you are REAL ignorant. I AM and KNOW of many people who are half asian who have dark skin color aaopmn.org/2019/02/18/14-amazing-blasian-celebrities-you-should-know/
@@peacefulmaroon stfu
@@peacefulmaroon
Wow nice.
No one gives a fuck.
LOL
having lived in orlando most of my life, it was an absolute treat watching this movie - i absolutely loved seeing all of the filming locations around town - downtown/church street station, ucf, etc
Buy did u enjoy the final project? 😆 lol
One of the greatest “it’s so bad, it’s good” movies all time, and RiffTrax is amazing in this one 💯😂
Especially the Live Show, it's awesome and apparently Y.K. Kim and possibly a few more actors in the film were watching it at another location, lol.
Alright everybody just take your shit off, grab a towel and relax.
YK KIM : "YOO DOEN SCUR MEH AHT AW! AHT AW!!!" - amazingly potent line delivery!
This Chanel is sooooo underrated.
Just like climate change!
A music show in Miami can only improve cocaine sales.
I have a 14 hour day at work tomorrow and i should go to bed, but this is more important.
Dragon slayer Ornstein good to know u have your priorities straight lol
May the strength of Mark be with you
Caspar Valentine I'm a forklift operator.
I work in a lab and have to get dressed for work in 4 hours, yet, here I am.
You know it's real when he calls the movie a "gem"
I've hit 2:38 on repeat so many times now. What a song about friendship. Wow.
That monologue was painful
and hte actor was legitimately crying
That scene was very awkward.
I couldn’t finish. I had to skip!!😫
Lol that was the greatest thing ever
DarkMistyDay the monologue? Yeah, the rest of the movie was tight though.
I would love to have a Dragon Sound recording. Invite some friends over, put it on, and start dancing maniacally.
Three weird things about Jim's monologue:
1) I think those are real tears,
2) the rest of the cast really holds it together, and
3) Right after he tells his friends that this is his real father, someone asks, "Are you sure?"
Either he's secretly telling his real life back story or under the shot hes pinching the shit out of his leg xD. The composure of the cast there is a little too impressive for me haha they're all enthralled with the new info about there brother they have a step dad! The movie's golden lol.
13:14 Janis From The Muppets😂Oh, Mark! You Never Disappoint!
SoLa Stranded "Obviously more bikers than ninjas here."
Miami Connection: How Not To Run A Drug Cartel
"I would zipp up, but the fly is down, and this is where it shall stay." Gold, solid 24k gold.
AGAINST THE NINJA, we all know what we’re fighting for!
The welfare Hall & Oates mustache guy has given me a new enthusiasm for life.
My name is FATshadow, and I dramatically overstate things.
Nothing can top this as my favorite bad movie of all time. It’s premise is downright laughable when you say it out loud (a college Tae Kwon Do band fights against a group of cocaine dealing ninja bikers while singing about the power of friendship). The movie contradicts itself so often it’s hilarious. It’s not even set in Miami, and it denounces violence minutes after savoring each kill. The acting is incompetent but it’s also very earnest as well. It’s also competent where it matters. The neon lit cinematography isn’t bad and adds an 80’s charm to it, and I have seen far worse fight choreography from movies like this. It’s not like other bad movies where the production quality is so low that the movie is just ugly to look at
i have seen FAR worse choreography from multimillion hollywood productions!, also, jim was legit crying, most actors can't even accomplish that
colten53 just because it wasn’t set in Miami it doesn’t mean it’s not the Miami connection, and the acting is spectacular, not one guy in the band laughed uncontrollably during the monologue, now that’s commitment and professionalism. You know nothing about movies.
If I ever need a truly rib-breaking laugh on a shit day, this video is something I come right back to. The crap with all of the "J" names at 3:40 fucking kills me!
This movie actually looks fabulous
Holy shit, I can't believe how excited I was to hear you are reviewing Cool as Ice as I absolutely adore the theme song and enjoyed the choreography
That black dudes monologue had me laughing out loud.
I just thought about your channel today. And what a surprise you made a video today
Dino Knight is there a Dino king?
That head shake/shrug at 14:38. I don't know why, but I can't help but laugh every time I watch it.
This may sound crazy but I like Mark. He seems like a really great guy and a good friend. They all seem like great guys, singing about friendship, not being afraid to be vulnerable. Good for them. I like our Mark, too. He's very vital for a 50-year-old.
Me and the wife got married at a venue right where their nighttime downtown Orlando fight sequence occurred [with the train tracks]. She doesn't know i agreed to that spot because of that scene.
Happy you’re back!! I’ve been rewatching episodes for a while now
angel milton I kinda miss the couch discussions but I can't deny the quality solo work he does now.
I’ve been doing the same too. Reruns.
AudioGardenSlave I agree. Mark is so funny in this series.
angel milton Hasn't disappointed me yet. I think he should pay someone to edit for him so he can make more videos though. Actually he has disappointed me... he took down the Twilight series review videos. Those were my favorite.
angel milton Me too dude. This is one of the few re-watchable channels.
"We are orl orpan"
SuperSpasticNinja 🤣🤣🤣 lol
Dont booter uss!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking ORPANS
LEESTEN TOO MEHHHHH! Don... bawten... auss
Don' bothel us 😭
Nice way to end my weekend. Thanks for the new video
The best I can figure is that Dragon Sound is "preventing" Jeff from controlling the area because his sister dating their bassist is so upsetting to him that he can't focus on running his drug ring. The dialogue makes it sound like the band is actively opposing him, and it doesn't help that they have a song called "Against The Ninja," but that seems to just be a coincidence. I don't know. Maybe the film actually gives a full explanation of this but we can't hear it because all the actors say their lines on top of each other in every scene.
The Seinfeld impersonation was pretty good. Lol. "What happened to these clothes, and what about these clothes".
Back in Orlando I went to study karate at one of Kim's dojo's and stopped at brown belt. I think Kim wrote all the songs for the band it sounds like it .
Either him, or a 10 year old.
If he did then we would not understand anything they sang about just like Kim' speaking 🗣️
Still the best and funniest movie reviews on RUclips. Hilarious!
It's fun watching these from the Playlist going backwards because I get all these little Ah Ha moments when I find out what things like Dragon Sound mean lol
12:10
Aw yes, catching a punch with your mouth, ancient Chinese secret
God, don’t subject us to “cool as ice” LMFAO!
Though I know this movie is just a (un?)forgettable B-movie flick, as I'm Korean, I can see what was going on in the Asian guy's (who's co-directed and wrote this shlock) mind, because he's Korean, too: insane rivalry about practically anything about Japan (that's why movie's main villain is ninja, and one of the theme song is called "Against the Ninja"); devotion to parents (that explains why the Black guy cries and acts hysterically about the parents' letter); desperate attempts to be recognized as KOREAN worldwide, whether the foreign people cares or not... Those are the (quite nationalistic, I admit) frequent motifs that you could find in Korean fictional works or any of the cultural artifacts. They're today less frequently met in there (because the nationalism is not "in" anymore, particularly between the younger people), but when I was little (80's and 90's), those things were quite rampant - almost inescapable. I think this Taekwondo master is a product of its time. Well, at least, he tried and I completely respect that. (especially when I found out he practically was bankrupted due to the movie's failure) But it's also true that he's obviously a horrible translator of Korean cultures into American cinema; and budgetary problem, practically know nothing about how to make a movie, and he didn't have much charms neither as Bruce Lee nor as Jackie Chan - and, last but not least, just blindly following his own country's fad (nationalism) in a foreign country whose people didn't know anything about it.
To be fair America was pretty nationalistic at the time too. Also, I love this movie unironically! It's just so funny! I think it's less about the themes themselves and more about the poor set up (I mean we had no idea about the sub plot with the dad until half way into the movie). Also it's interesting to hear a korean's perspective!!
Dude, your videos are always worth the wait. Good to have you back.
The scene where the club owner kicks the old bands ass legitimately surprised the hell out of me
The crying scene got me dying 😂😂😂 lol
sparkfirehot
No, the part when he says, OMG! Like a straight up female.
@@chopitup9950 😂😂😂 lol
sparkfirehot I punched myself in the nuts just to forget about for a moment
This is the best thing to happen today!
"...so you guys orphans, or....."
Are you gonna make another rap for this movie as a follow up to your hit single, Samur-eyes?
I really hope he does.
"A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade." LMAO!!
I laugh every time "I found my father!" comes up.
A new episode of FanboyFlicks on my birthday?!
Thank you, Mark.
Finally you got around to watching this. My favorite so far in good bad movies.
Maria EF try Hard Ticket to Hawaii but be prepared for crazy.
Me too. Miami Connection is the best. But Hard Target is a close second.
Welcome back, Mark. Love the show. Always have. Keep up the great work making me laugh.
The BAD GUY looks like BILLY MAYS.
All I see is that smug yuppie from Die Hard.
Mark’s videos are great compliments to the RiffTrax versions. He even catches things they miss.
Always a good time watching him
where are all your earliest videos??? they're legit the funniest ever i rewatch them all the time
Wait... what happened to John Oates at the end? Did the band replace him with Jim's dad?
John Smith
No he was replaced by Daryl Hall.
Some suggestions:
Dune
The Avengers (1998)
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Caligula
I spit on your grave
The apple
Myra Breckinridge
Glen or Glenda
Parting shots
How do you know
Reefer Madness
The Babe Ruth Story
No Orchids for Miss blandish
Freddy got Fingered
United Passions
Woah! I Spit On Your Grave!? That's not one I expected to see on any list.
Bimbo Baggy pants god myra breckinridge is such a bad movie
Thanks for these, I actually have a copy of Untied Passions i was planning on doing it a while ago but never got to it, I’ll give it a look
But I love Caligula
You consulted the Wikipedia's list of worst movies ever right?That list is the Bible of worst movies..
Please review cool as ice with Vanilla Ice Thanks love the show.
College students could have eaten those noodles!! 😠
Ios5513 college students, right?
How the boys in the band didn’t break into laughter during Jim’s monologue is a mystery. Either they’re professionally trained thespians or helpless junkies.
6:00 "Why do we need to see the entire song?"
Because it's"Against the Ninja"!!!!
Anything less than the full song would be depriving us of 80s cultural perfection!
Yeah, there would be no point in watching this film if it actually stuck to the plot: it'd just be another forgettable 80s action flick. The song is part of what makes it entertaining!
5:37, "Right before their show, they go to a restaurant and eat"...which happens to think it's OK to serve food on PAPER plates! Lol 😆
Bonus clip: 15:55, Instead of just waving 👋, the salute by the guy in the red tank top was just masterfully done!
Miami Connection was one of Red Letter Media's favorite bad movies.
I guess I should check it out.
And Rifftrax considers it a great one as well.
If you like great bad movies, it is top notch.
Yeah, I'd recommend getting the Rifftrax version.
I love Fanboy Flicks, but no.
Rahul A Fanboy Flicks is great, but he is no Red Letter Media, not by a country mile
"A FRIEND!!?!?"
Possibly the greatest line delivery in the history of cinema.
Mark has returned!
The brother Jeff is the least intimidating tough guy I've ever seen.
Oh could it be! The stars have aligned!
I dont know why these make me laugh so much, but good god damn I have binged these since finding your channel the last week or so.
Was just thinking "Boy, I hope he uploads soon!"
The extended scene of the girls slapping curly mullet man (while smiling/laughing, lol) and him curled up in a ball is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
Now, this might sound crazy, but hear me out on this: I think Miami Connection has the potential for a modern revival as a TV series.
Let me explain. Given how the 80's are basically in right now, why wouldn't someone want to make an over the top, ridiculous 80's style action series about a rock band group who fight ninjas in Miami, Florida? Heck, the show could go in detail about how the band first formed and who the individual members are. We could even get into the backstories of the villains of the show and how they wound up the way they are!
........"A FRIEND?!?!?!?!??!".,,,,said as if he'd never heard those words EVER before in his life!!
Oh, hi Mark. Didn't know it was you.
You're my favorite RUclipsr.
Can confirm, busting out Jim’s Monologue actually works. Had some explaining to do afterwards.
here are some suggestions for your next video:
Delgo
Norm of the North
From Justin to Kelly
Glitter
Swept Away (2002)
Movie 43
Alone in the Dark
Catwoman
Disaster Movie
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Jem and the Holograms
The Legend of Hercules
Mark, I became a fan ever since I saw your top 5 worst comic book movies list and I have to say I've looked forward to your videos ever since! You have a talent for picking these movies and I LOVE the way you narrate and pick them apart in such a calm douchy demeanor (= keep up the good work and plz believe you have a fan for life homie! (=
The more you upload the more I realize how fast time goes by.
That must be my favorite episode of your show. I'm sitting here at work crying and my snickering's probably irritating the people in the next cubicles.
Thank god another movie. I couldn't wait much longer
To this day, one of my favorite bad movies to watch with friends. Great episode!
Get ready... I'M COMING OUT!! 😂😂😂
I just discovered your channel a few days ago. I’ve run almost your whole catalog. Omg, you are absolutely hilarious!
Every up-and-coming actor is rushing to film a performance of Jim's monologue for their reel.
Even the older ones, Travolta clearly found inspiration in this scene for The Fanatic.
I saw this movie a while ago and I didn't need to hear these awful lyrics again. It's stuck in my head again now. Thanks.