Well, we all have been there. Considering killing Clarkson with a shovel is what makes us civilized. You know, in between sips of wine and only after the music has stopped. Mustn't be rude about our Clarkson-killing, must we?
They should kick him out, with words: "you had one job..." I never liked Clarkson. It´s one arrogant, narcistic person, which doesn´t have real sense of humour. No, i don´t count irony and sarcasm as humour, neither of them is.
Probably Jeremy, he is that narcisistic. I kinda like Clarkson but i admit he is a piece of work. It's a guilty pleasure of mine watching GT, but if it was only Clarkson i would stop.
He has one, made it after the BBC sacked Clarkson and him and Hammond quit. He just posted videos of him polishing things and making Shepherds pies and that was about it.
Not sure what it is about James May. He could talk about the engineering of a pencil for 20 minutes and for some damn reason, I'd listen to every word for the entire 20 minutes. And at the end, wonder why I did.
This sort of thing is why I would, if given the opportunity, choose to meet James May before Richard Hammond despite having much more in common with Richard.
@Nick Maclachlan Missing the point, since the GT team had no clue about it before being shown them, and used the guys a DL to come up with the required dimensions to do it properly, and to ensure it would work on all the cars they had lined up for the show. They arranged to film at DL and had THEM arrange all the GT props only to not show up. I'd say that's getting ripped off. Before DL stepped in with the idea the plan was to drift on normal tyres in FWD cars which of course would have been utter ridiculous. The GT guys have no clue what they are doing and rely on stealing ideas from others.
@Nick Maclachlan But they didn't just take the ideas, they ripped them off. As in, done them out of money and time. This is how these pieces of shit operate in order to entertain morons.
May - I have some good news! Hammond - Is it the Dacia Sandero? May - Erm. No. I've killed Jeremy Clarkson. Hammond - (pause) That is good news! (Beaming) Anyway, on to the next film...
That's what Jeremy would have wanted anyway. That's what he said in a 60 minutes interview. That if one of them dies, to just move it along to the next subject. Check it out if you don't believe me.
Not being able to light a fire with a Ferro rod while lost in the woods is understandable. Not being able to do so in a log burner with kindling suplied is not.
Anyone else remembered that moment on the Death Road? JC: "Moments later, James slowed down to get a mad local passed... and I didn't." JM: "I was f*****g straightforward with you, now you're going to get machetted to death"
That probably doesn't count because it was staged. You think they keep the cameras rolling 24/7 and wait for the 3 of them to do something interesting? That would explain why the show costs so much, but it would be an extremely inefficient way of making a television show.
James's favourite weapon of choice : Machete ( a failed attempt, because of BBC health and safety regulations ) and a Rock ( a failed attempt, it hit only the windshield )
Jeremy Clarkson said..."I'll look after the fire." (Birds chirping...Time passes.) Who leaves, Jeremy Clarkson...In charge of A FIRE!!! IN-SIDE A BUILDING???!!!
I also have a loud, stupid, entitled mate and 9 times out of 10 it's easier to say "fine, have it your way" than stand and have the argument with him lmao
If he undertook to look after the fire and slept in the warmest room with the fire in it, the responsibility is his to either set an alarm and do his job, or risk taking a shovel to the face.
It's weird seeing someone I know randomly appear in RUclips comments. Granted, I only recognize your name from The Warning groups and videos, so we're not actually friends per-se, but still 😅
They have the Three Stooges routine down pat. That's what made Top Gear into the international sensation that it was. The show could have been about anything.
The thing about Clarkson is you need to speak his language before he understands it. You just had to shout: "MORE POWER!!" and everything was all right.
When i think of May coming close to killing Clarkson, i always think of the Bolivia trip, where may threatened to “cut your [Clarkson’s] f***ing head off” after Clarkson had rear-ended him on that Death Road.
George Jacob nah, that was just a good natured friendly frustration venting. You can recognise it by very exaggerated threats that were not followed through. What he just described is a serious contemplation of inflicting grievous bodily harm to his fellow man and deciding against it. You can recognise it by emotionally restrained examination of the object suitable for the task. When someone you angered picks up something that can be used as a weapon and just looks at it, not threatens you, not expressively weights it in his hand, but just looks at it in silent contemplation - be afraid. Be very afraid.
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@@MrRavellon All very poetic, pseudo-psychological and pretendy intellectual, but if someone picks up a machete and runs at you you should probably still be scared even if they don't carefully study it, looking at it in "silent contemplation" Just saying...
Tristan Lane that is if that someone is not your friend or at least good acquaintance. That pause is when the internal conflict between long suffering tolerance and murderous rage takes place. If there is no pause then there was no conflict and so the rage wasn't murderous. But in all seriousness, if your good friend is ranting loudly on camera how he's gonna kill you while brandishing a weapon he's very unlikely to actually do so. If he is visibly angry at you in private while holding a weapon with clenched fingers, there's a real risk he may just hit you with it, maybe even seriously.
I feel like it's about time we create "James May the type of bloke to.." memes. I'll kick this off. James May the type of bloke to accidentally scratch your car in a car park and leave a "small note" that says "I'm awfully sorry about this small incident that happened. Although technically it can't be called an -incident- because, historically, the word incident has been usually associated with... + 1000 more words"
James May the type of bloke to watch somebody withdraw money in a train station, drop a ten pound note and board a train before he looked up their potential destinations and post leaflets through each subsequent station listing the items of clothing worn by the individual that day including the rather horrible and slightly Ill-fitting yellow jumper that drew his attention in the first place away from the mechanical marvel that was the flying Scotsman on its annual voyage through the south western counties.
i love James' face and him aggressively grabbing the wine when he says that Jeremy let civilization go out. pretty sure he feels genuine anger remembering that moment
I love how we pretty much all expected this to be some kind of near-death car accident or other kind of stunt. But no, it's just Jeremy not being able to do something so simple that James nearly lost his temper smashed him at the back of the head with a shovel. Bloody brilliant! XD
Did that in the Army - bivwac'd on Graffenwoer, in a small tent. Came back from an area patrol, and had a small stove - the liquid fuel element didn't work, but was given wood by the local Forest Meister. The two other solders were sleeping, and the new guy with us, and watched me feed a few pieces of wood. Fell asleep, then it got terribly cold. Woke up in my sleeping bag, with the newbie sitting there, who commented "It went out - didn't know what to do...." Nearly made him eat an M-16.... but, got the fire started back up in a few moments, then, he told me it was my guard duty. Nearly killed him again...
I love how both May and Hammond have considered killing Clarkson with a shovel on separate occasions
Hammond also considered killing may with a shovel as well
Well, we all have been there. Considering killing Clarkson with a shovel is what makes us civilized. You know, in between sips of wine and only after the music has stopped. Mustn't be rude about our Clarkson-killing, must we?
Well, it's not like CLARKSON ever will. He's obsessed with hammers.
Well, Hammond did bashed Clarkson with a shovel once.
Didn’t Clarkson die to a shovel in episode two of season one of the grand tour?
"I almost murdered him"
* smooth jazz *
Nice.
"with a small shovel"
* jazz music stops *
@@BluesyBor lmao
YA LIKE JAZZ
Us brits do it with an air of class i guess
It's scary, because unlike Richard, I _believe_ James.
😂😂😂😂😂
"He let civilization .. go out". That does sound very ominous :-)
Especially after one of the others had bashed into the back of his car for the umpteenth time and he'd had enough.
I read “believe” as Hammond lol
@@ElroyMcDuff I feared for Jeremy's life when James went up with that machete LOL
It's pretty clear now who should be the next Bond villain...
Imagine a climax. When bond finally confronts the main villian.....and get treated to a 10 minutes monologue about what he could have done better.
@@rainningstorm Diabolical.
Over a glass of Burgundy...@@rainningstorm
James May in one of his famous shirts😂😂😂!
Trying to steal the worlds supply of curry, brown beer and pies?
“He let civilization go out”
Damn that’s deep,
Would you kill baby Clarkson?
@@LumenArty
Yes
He still does.
I'll smoke a blunt to that
Loomin dude thats *d e e p*
I love how James and Jeremy's impression of each other is literally the same voice
"Yes, we'll need a winch."
"Why did you do me?"
Only this man can talk about murder and still be very likeable anyway.
Probably he got Jaaaagggg.
To be fair, not wanting to kill Jeremy Clarkson makes you more unlikeable than wanting to
To be fair consider his potential victim.
Navy seal who killed bin laden
Columbo episode material.
"The closest i've ever come to killing Jeremy Clarkson..."
*gently sips red wine*
That's the English for you
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I'm British and I dispise alcohol
@@dylanpyle6500 whats that got to do with anything?
“ the closest I have ever came to killing Jeremy Clarckson”
*sips wine*
“Well there have been many occasions.”
"obviously"
Godfather vibes
@@joshuaevans4301 😂😂
jajajajaj
you left out the one critical word that made the whole thing so brilliant
"He let civilization go out." One day I'll use that line.
Have you used it yet? I hope so 😂
@@ReinventingTheSteve Not yet. At least not in a meaningful way. :)
You just did... well played
Ace_Dragon_pewpewman_
hehe drumpf Owned
BAD CIVILIZATION !!!
Title: The time May almost killed Clarkson
Me: *machete flashback*
Exactly what i was thinking
"Did your colleage just attack you with a machette"
"Yes he did"
"You see you dont get that in gardening shows"
First thing I thought of when I read the title
XD
Now your going to get macheted to death
The way he says “he let civilization go out” just about shovelled me.
well youre obviously not dead yet so we can assume clarkson would have survived it too
I see what you did there!
News: the fires in Australia finally stopped
James May with a flamethrower: civilization will rise
I can imagine him in perfect detail, in his normal shirt, faint smile on his face, proclaiming dryly yet jolly that civilization will rise
I can picture it perfectly.
Just send Jeremy to Australia & California to solve the fire issues 😂😂😂
This is my favorite comment on the internet
Jeremy clarkson: civilization will fall
Well James, that's your mistake right there. You should have let Richard make the fire by himself, then it wouldn't have gone out for five days
He would Americanize that fire.
With the help from a rimac
@@ljt47exploring64
This is fucked and absolutely hilarious
@@ljt47exploring64 can we throw a furai?
@@doktormoney
So the fire would burn down the whole cabin and blame it on some minorities?
Jeremy: turns AC off
James: You've let civilisation go out
This really took me out
Jeremy: unplugs the fan
James: You uncultured, bookburning, worthless swine
Jeremy would never turn off the AC, he hates the heat.
🤣
yo i’m your 1000th like my g!!
Letting civilization go out sounds exactly like something Jeremy Clarkson would do.
Lol
Remember, he's always been referred to as the big ape.
Civilization left james long ago
who thought it was a good idea to let Clarkson maintain...anything?
They should kick him out, with words: "you had one job..."
I never liked Clarkson. It´s one arrogant, narcistic person, which doesn´t have real sense of humour. No, i don´t count irony and sarcasm as humour, neither of them is.
@@Morpheus-pt3wq hes an arrogant and narcissistic person, but that makes him funny. He almost always expresses himself in irony.
Probably Jeremy, he is that narcisistic. I kinda like Clarkson but i admit he is a piece of work. It's a guilty pleasure of mine watching GT, but if it was only Clarkson i would stop.
@@yegorgribenuke6853 Narcistic people aren´t funny at all. They´re sick and most of them doesn´t even realize that.
Morpheus cringe
"He let civilisation go out."
If there's one phrase that sums up Clarkson's entire personality, that's it.
Haha so true
James needs to make a youtube channel. Seriously.
He actually has one
Emerald Composer agreed..
you are watching it now, actually he got several but use alt name, im guessing because some of the material is ©BBC
He has one, made it after the BBC sacked Clarkson and him and Hammond quit. He just posted videos of him polishing things and making Shepherds pies and that was about it.
Jester Minute what ?!
"It's promethian" - A very James May thing to say
karabenomar 🤣🤣🤣🤣
kind sir, you surely mean 'promethean'
All he needed was a " Philistine " at the end
i thought would be the Bolivia episode where James is afraid of heights and clarkson rear ends him on the suicide road
was looking for this comment
I thought this as well.
Yeah.
Where Jeremy almost got machete'd to death by James
My thoughts exactly
"I told you not to not to do that and now you're going to get machete'd to death."
Not sure what it is about James May. He could talk about the engineering of a pencil for 20 minutes and for some damn reason, I'd listen to every word for the entire 20 minutes. And at the end, wonder why I did.
Dave lmfao same
I watched a video with him about "why trains cant go uphill" I waa not interested in it and I knew why. Still watched the entire thing and enjoyed it.
That is very well put and completely correct
This sort of thing is why I would, if given the opportunity, choose to meet James May before Richard Hammond despite having much more in common with Richard.
Even better:
A 20 minute discussion between James May and James Burke. Because they're the same, just not.
_"There have been many occasions, obviously..."_
*LMAO....*
This man has the patience of a million patron saints
During the south South American trip when they went to Bolivia on death road and he did not like heights and threaten to kill them with a machete
@@robinm1299 he stuck it In the car with him , so I'm pretty sure he was close to trying to kill him
he considered shooting him on their trip to the north pole with the shotgun
What about Alabama part... " Vote Hillary for president" and Nascar Sucks painted on his car
Imagine waking up one day checking twitter and seeing James May has killed Jeremy Clarkson
Finally..
I can think of crazier things
Oh dear!
Anyway...
Does that mean he's not coming on then?
@@joeortiz1358 Hammond: No, he just killed Clarkson he's going to be behind bars for a very very long time.
I could watch a whole Netflix series of James may doing this. It would consume me for a couple of weeks easily
Well, Amazon are planning on doing just this, now that Grand Tour is over.
Matt Douglas he Can intertaine everybody to the epokelips,,, ☠️💀👻
Mephiston Grand Tour is not over.
Amazon Prime did it already with just him exploring Japan. Its called „our man in Japan“
All of them honestly
“He let civilization go out.” :0
It was a roundhouse kick to my giggles hahahaha!
That particular piece of footage wins the internet this evening. 😂😂😂
That's why he was more mad
😂
brexit!
Next episode: james may explains his war crimes and tax evasion
Ah yes. Did we expect anything else but James May casually sipping some wine while talking about murder temptation?
Stay classy
Probably not. I'm curious though. If he did 10 of these videos does he exit the pub each time to tell the cameraman to come in?
I thought he would say Bolivia
Almost beheaded him.
Lmao the machete
Only counting Accidentally kill only here
Wasn't Bolivia and the machete against hamster?
@@potterpotty01 unfortunately you are incorrect.
I thought it was gonna be like "I almost ran him over" not "I wanted to but I didn't"
Same
Clarkson seems the type of guy to pay an electrician to change a light bulb.
Lord Motorsports Then rages over how the light is too bright and not hazy or flickering like his old bulb did, then proceeds to punch the electrician.
@Ant French Photography Ripped of Driftland too.
He'd break the bulb when he hit it with a hammer, so....
@Nick Maclachlan Missing the point, since the GT team had no clue about it before being shown them, and used the guys a DL to come up with the required dimensions to do it properly, and to ensure it would work on all the cars they had lined up for the show. They arranged to film at DL and had THEM arrange all the GT props only to not show up. I'd say that's getting ripped off. Before DL stepped in with the idea the plan was to drift on normal tyres in FWD cars which of course would have been utter ridiculous. The GT guys have no clue what they are doing and rely on stealing ideas from others.
@Nick Maclachlan But they didn't just take the ideas, they ripped them off. As in, done them out of money and time. This is how these pieces of shit operate in order to entertain morons.
“Hey dad, can you tell us that story agin?”
“Yeah dad, tell us that Jeremy story!”
“Well kids...The closest I’ve ever come to killing Jeremy Clarkson”
Slowly sips wine*
"There have been many occasions, but this is the one that sticks in my mind"
Which kids?
Mat is at grandpa age now
something I love about James is how he refers to Jezza and Hammond by their full names, its funny
May - I have some good news!
Hammond - Is it the Dacia Sandero?
May - Erm. No. I've killed Jeremy Clarkson.
Hammond - (pause) That is good news! (Beaming) Anyway, on to the next film...
That's what Jeremy would have wanted anyway. That's what he said in a 60 minutes interview. That if one of them dies, to just move it along to the next subject. Check it out if you don't believe me.
Anupam Potdar “no I’ve killed Jeremy clarkson”
“.... so he isn’t coming on then?”
Yeah, an agreement the three of them has, pretty famous that
On that bombshell...
lmao
*Breaking news!*
Jeremy Clarkson has let civilisation go out...
Wait until the BBC hear about this
Jeremy Clarkson let civilisation go out, quoted "thinking about Toyota Camry made me do it".
I was wondering what happened to it, this is as good an explanation as any.
*"I warned you about this and now you're gonna get machete'd to death."*
-James May to Jeremy Clarkson
Well, you can't start a fire with a hammer. That's the Problem.
I'd like your comment, but it would ruin the number
Actually you can. Beat a thin piece of steel repeatedly while rotating it and eventually you'll get it glowing red hot.
@@heirofaniu But then James would have to listen to Jeremy beat a piece of metal for hours and still have no fire.
@@CanadaBud23 this is also true.
But you can with Richard Hammond
"Well its gone out but i couldn't light it its too complicated"
With his smug face on 🤣
CLARKSON!!!!!!
Not being able to light a fire with a Ferro rod while lost in the woods is understandable. Not being able to do so in a log burner with kindling suplied is not.
yeah, knowing full well how little effort he did put in the attempt (pretty much zero)... I can see how someone could get mad at that :)
@@matthew_natividad WHERES THE FIRE!!!???
"He let civilization go out"
-James May
The best scene in Top Gear is when the trio went caravaning, and Jermey brought an AK47 since he has to spend a weekend holiday with May.
eddy_mt07 what episode is it
"A weekend in .. a box with James May. What am I going to need?"
There also that one time when he put a machete to his neck and said "you hit me so now you're getting macheted to death"
@@inazuma1 nah it was Clarkson (lmao ur a pussy for deleting your comment)
@VeteranCape who
@VeteranCape he said 'nah it was James' or some bs and started shittalking me
@@TheAlchemistEmpire
Sure showed him.
what episode was this?
Anyone else remembered that moment on the Death Road?
JC: "Moments later, James slowed down to get a mad local passed... and I didn't."
JM: "I was f*****g straightforward with you, now you're going to get machetted to death"
RH: "James is killing Jeremy. Things are going well."
This is the most *James May* thing anyone could possibly do while talking about an almost attempt murder
Clarksons last words: "By that terrible disappointment, it's time to end..."
It’s honestly so weird. When I first watched the trio on TG, I identified mostly with Clarkson. But the older I get, the more James May makes sense.
What about James may on top of death road Bolivia and his machete, he was going to kill Jeremy, because he bummed into the back of james's car
that's probably because it was Top Gear
Not because he bumped into James' car, but because he did it again, once more, all over, again! ^_^
DanDLion can’t be because the Argentinian trip was also Top Gear
That probably doesn't count because it was staged. You think they keep the cameras rolling 24/7 and wait for the 3 of them to do something interesting? That would explain why the show costs so much, but it would be an extremely inefficient way of making a television show.
Also the machetes were hardly sharp as was demonstrated earlier when they were cutting the tree.
James's favourite weapon of choice : Machete ( a failed attempt, because of BBC health and safety regulations )
and a Rock ( a failed attempt, it hit only the windshield )
You know is gonna be a good video when the title say "I almost killed Jeremy Clarkson"
Why is it whenever I clock James May which is not often he appears more and
more like an ex 70's progressive rock star.
Its because hes british
Almost like the late chris squire
Some people just have that look. They dont even try.
Like a budget Brian May.
I had my wedding reception in that pub lol. Lovely place run by lovely people (The Cross Keys in Hammersmith/Chiswick)
Ah you're right!
Will have to go next time that I go to the UK.
:D
In which city?
@@carlosmpsenyorcapitacollon6977 West London
I was born in Hammersmith
@@Solidcancer07 the best london
James describing how he almost murdered Jeremy while there’s calm jazz going on in the background is amazing
"I lit à fire with richard hammond" so you basically tried to kill both your co hosts?
To be fair, by this point Richard is pretty much proven to be fireproof and immortal.
Toi t'es français. On reconnaît le correcteur automatique du "à" lol
This guy is pure gold. Made me laugh hard so many times in life.. Wish there were more people like him..
James is my favourite
I like how he describes lighting the fire "with Richard Hammond", almost as if he was some kind of small Brummie piece of kindling!
Jeremy Clarkson said..."I'll look after the fire." (Birds chirping...Time passes.) Who leaves, Jeremy Clarkson...In charge of A FIRE!!! IN-SIDE A BUILDING???!!!
a wooden building...that could go really wrong.
I also have a loud, stupid, entitled mate and 9 times out of 10 it's easier to say "fine, have it your way" than stand and have the argument with him lmao
Good point.
So true, I was expecting something much worse.
So true, I was expecting something much worse.
Jeremy Clarkson: *lets fire go out*
James May: I'm about to end this man's whole -career- life
In Jeremy's defence it is actually difficult to wake up in the middle of the night, get up to do something and can be hard to fall back asleep.
If he undertook to look after the fire and slept in the warmest room with the fire in it, the responsibility is his to either set an alarm and do his job, or risk taking a shovel to the face.
@@ExternalInputs Hadn't he already been macheted to death?
“I woke up with my man parts inside an ice cube”
I did think 'as pranks go, that's pushing it'
More like, James May explains the time Jeremy Clarkson *killed civilization* .
he can't
Ghandi will nuke him
Nothing like an overreaction. OK we get it, you don't like him. Get over yourself.
“He let civilization go out.” as he grabs the wine glass like heathen 😂😂
That's just fancy way of spelling "like a Brit". :P
Civilization died that night in Argentina. There's no point trying to be civilized anymore.
Who hasn't wanted to kill Jezza at one time or another? Or another. Or another.
Nope, as the show would definitely not be the same without him.......:)
It's weird seeing someone I know randomly appear in RUclips comments. Granted, I only recognize your name from The Warning groups and videos, so we're not actually friends per-se, but still 😅
Exactly. He’s an absolute pillock.
They have the Three Stooges routine down pat. That's what made Top Gear into the international sensation that it was. The show could have been about anything.
Yes. They turned nothing into something. Or is it the other way around?
I’m proud of you James for opening up to your feelings and learning to act heart to heart with Jeremy
The thing about Clarkson is you need to speak his language before he understands it.
You just had to shout: "MORE POWER!!" and everything was all right.
Jeremy "I don't do manual labor" Clarksson
Burma Special
Officer dont work
Never mind James you'll get him next time.
“The closest time I’ve ever come to killing Jeremy clarkson......”
* slowly sips wine*
@nickys34 not even close not funny
I always thought the "Death road" debacle was the closest James got to killing Jeremy.
Vragamuffin
“James is killing Jeremy... things are going well.”
"He let civilization go out." well when you put it like that..
God bless you James!
We'll forgive you... this time!
Please don't let an opportunity like that pass again!!
When i think of May coming close to killing Clarkson, i always think of the Bolivia trip, where may threatened to “cut your [Clarkson’s] f***ing head off” after Clarkson had rear-ended him on that Death Road.
Jon Douglas
“I warned you and now you’re going to get macheted to death”
“James is.. killing Jeremy”
Ahhh Unagi “but, everything is going fine”
*minute later*
“Did you cohost just try to kill you?”
And Richard Hammond just sat in his car & wanted no part of that. Lol
Such a polite an formal way of putting it. Classic James.
Bottom line: He's had the chance and blew it.
Unforgivable.
Must be so great to have friends like these 😂 I love how he's still pissed off about this
I am so glad for the existence of this channel
James nearly killed him in Bolivia with a machete after Jeremy drove into the back of James' car on the worlds most dangerous road!
George Jacob nah, that was just a good natured friendly frustration venting. You can recognise it by very exaggerated threats that were not followed through.
What he just described is a serious contemplation of inflicting grievous bodily harm to his fellow man and deciding against it. You can recognise it by emotionally restrained examination of the object suitable for the task.
When someone you angered picks up something that can be used as a weapon and just looks at it, not threatens you, not expressively weights it in his hand, but just looks at it in silent contemplation - be afraid. Be very afraid.
@@MrRavellon All very poetic, pseudo-psychological and pretendy intellectual, but if someone picks up a machete and runs at you you should probably still be scared even if they don't carefully study it, looking at it in "silent contemplation"
Just saying...
All that nonsense is staged for your mindless need to be entertained sadly.
Tristan Lane that is if that someone is not your friend or at least good acquaintance. That pause is when the internal conflict between long suffering tolerance and murderous rage takes place. If there is no pause then there was no conflict and so the rage wasn't murderous.
But in all seriousness, if your good friend is ranting loudly on camera how he's gonna kill you while brandishing a weapon he's very unlikely to actually do so.
If he is visibly angry at you in private while holding a weapon with clenched fingers, there's a real risk he may just hit you with it, maybe even seriously.
@@badly_dubbed2401 You must be fun...
James please make your own RUclips channel.
I could listen to May speaking for hours and not get tired
May- I lit the fire with Richard Hammond.
Me 😳 didn’t know he was a match in disguise
Fortniteproforlife ha isn't that so hilarious!!
"He let civilization go out"... Got to love that line.
That sound the glass makes when he picks it up at 2:25 is oddly satisfying.
That's why you have to take everything Jeremy Clarkson says with a grain of salt the size of quark.
'Tis a lesson you should heed:
Try, try, try again.
If at first you don't succeed,
Try, try, try again.
- Thomas H. Palmer
James can tell a story/anecdote better than most people can!
I feel like it's about time we create "James May the type of bloke to.." memes. I'll kick this off.
James May the type of bloke to accidentally scratch your car in a car park and leave a "small note" that says "I'm awfully sorry about this small incident that happened. Although technically it can't be called an -incident- because, historically, the word incident has been usually associated with... + 1000 more words"
Niiiiiice one
You nailed it
James May the type of bloke to watch somebody withdraw money in a train station, drop a ten pound note and board a train before he looked up their potential destinations and post leaflets through each subsequent station listing the items of clothing worn by the individual that day including the rather horrible and slightly Ill-fitting yellow jumper that drew his attention in the first place away from the mechanical marvel that was the flying Scotsman on its annual voyage through the south western counties.
Doug DeMuro the type of guy to actually bore James May to death with all the “quirks and features” of the grand tour episodes and cars.
Civilisation 'Too complicated' for Clarkson. Not even surprised, to be fair
i love James' face and him aggressively grabbing the wine when he says that Jeremy let civilization go out. pretty sure he feels genuine anger remembering that moment
I can see Clarkson doing that.
Honestly, after that story..... Subscribed.
Looks like we both drink at the same local pub. I'll have to keep an eye out for Mr. May.
Mr. Smele crosskeys Hammersmith
@@amiga512k now everyone knows.
I think he wears a fake beard, sunglasses and a cowboy hat in public.
I could watch a home series on James may talking with red wine next to a fire, please more of these
I love how we pretty much all expected this to be some kind of near-death car accident or other kind of stunt.
But no, it's just Jeremy not being able to do something so simple that James nearly lost his temper smashed him at the back of the head with a shovel. Bloody brilliant! XD
Did that in the Army - bivwac'd on Graffenwoer, in a small tent. Came back from an area patrol, and had a small stove - the liquid fuel element didn't work, but was given wood by the local Forest Meister. The two other solders were sleeping, and the new guy with us, and watched me feed a few pieces of wood. Fell asleep, then it got terribly cold. Woke up in my sleeping bag, with the newbie sitting there, who commented "It went out - didn't know what to do...."
Nearly made him eat an M-16.... but, got the fire started back up in a few moments, then, he told me it was my guard duty. Nearly killed him again...
What a story!
What a brilliant piece of videography
james' fizz meter had reached zero and he was ready to kill.
I love how there are dozens of times where he's almost accidentally killed Jeremy, but chooses to pick a time where he almost MURDERED Jeremy...
“It’s Promethean” is such a great line…
I will listen jame may for an hour, He is intresting man also genius.💖
*Jeremy doesn't put log to contain fire*
May: CLARKSOONNNNNN
1:16 "I lit the fire with Richard Hammond"🤣...English is such a wonderful language🥂
I love his shirts. They are always awful. < 3
spitefulgirl93 they are an awfully awesome tongue in cheek fashion statement.