Too Many Coffee Creamers: A Taste Test

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  • Опубликовано: 17 май 2024
  • Just a little fun exploring the unknown (to me, anyway) world of coffee creamers. When did it get so weird?! No links to products on this one, but many thanks to a couple of kind Patron supporters who helped overcome the challenges of getting some of these out of the US into the UK!
    Chapters/Categories:
    0:00 Intro
    2:25 Original/unflavoured
    2:58 Vanillas
    4:12 Hazelnut
    5:09 The National Crèmes
    6:15 A World Of Flavours!
    8:56 Branded Flavours
    13:35 Outro/Wrap Up
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @MissSarahndipity
    @MissSarahndipity 9 месяцев назад +1866

    The non slurp is one of the most brilliant and considerate things I have ever seen someone do. Bravo. 🙌

    • @minoena
      @minoena 6 месяцев назад +75

      legit! i didn’t even realize how much i hated the sound until he started lol. so glad he made an option for it to be off

    • @Luisc7410
      @Luisc7410 5 месяцев назад +11

      Yes! Loved it! ❤

    • @Jamie1998l
      @Jamie1998l 5 месяцев назад +25

      It’s a great idea. I always ended up having to turn off the video despite it being interesting because the slurping got too much. This is a game changer

    • @peter_panarchy
      @peter_panarchy 4 месяца назад +3

      This!!!

    • @memarilicorice
      @memarilicorice 4 месяца назад +15

      It's really such a beautiful option for those of us with misophonia.

  • @SovietGrazz
    @SovietGrazz 10 месяцев назад +10464

    'Homemade coffee creamer' is just the type of weird, hilarious vibe I love from this channel. Go for it!

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover 10 месяцев назад +305

      I never knew I'd be interested in that, but now I am

    •  10 месяцев назад +195

      I'm in. There's high quality milk powders, that could be a place to start.

    • @jameshoffmann
      @jameshoffmann  10 месяцев назад +2481

      I am very tempted to make it

    • @tyger1147
      @tyger1147 10 месяцев назад +116

      I’m seconding, thirding, and fourthing this!!

    • @berlinberlin4246
      @berlinberlin4246 10 месяцев назад +84

      Yes please, I wish a type with out sugar.

  • @unholyglee5306
    @unholyglee5306 7 месяцев назад +895

    Watching him slowly descend into madness is always the best part of these kind of videos

    • @dhanshreea
      @dhanshreea 7 месяцев назад +7

      Super underrated comment on this video!

    • @mmazz414
      @mmazz414 6 месяцев назад +4

      Hahahahha yesssss agreed

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 6 месяцев назад +13

      the mint breakdown 😂

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 6 месяцев назад +18

      and the rice krispie spoonful 😂

    • @eddiefalcon8316
      @eddiefalcon8316 6 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t even use creamer but I love to watch his comments. 😂

  • @peteroselador6132
    @peteroselador6132 9 месяцев назад +107

    “Nestlé, you have a *stellar* reputation otherwise so I don’t know why I’m surprised at this”
    That had me D E A D

  • @MrTendentious
    @MrTendentious 10 месяцев назад +2143

    I feel that it’s not entirely coincidental that most of the creamer containers look like they should be holding fabric conditioners.

    • @pascal6871
      @pascal6871 10 месяцев назад +50

      Lmao that was exactly what I was thinking

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 10 месяцев назад +75

      They could have gone for milk jug style, but no. Fabric softener

    • @fclp67
      @fclp67 10 месяцев назад +36

      Makes me wanna drink a bottle of Tide

    • @CarlosPriego
      @CarlosPriego 10 месяцев назад +87

      My wife was half-watching this next to me and asked me why James was drinking fabric softener 🤣

    • @golach420
      @golach420 10 месяцев назад +17

      Fabric conditioner goes better with coffee. Lol

  • @Sangraven13
    @Sangraven13 10 месяцев назад +1440

    The awkwardness with which he says "popped tart" fills me with such joy. Keep being awesome, James.

    • @ksavage681
      @ksavage681 10 месяцев назад +14

      I'm gonna call them popping tarts. I invented that one.

    • @thestrangegreenman
      @thestrangegreenman 10 месяцев назад +96

      "Mother, I wish to enjoy popped tarts to break my fast, as the other children do."

    • @TexasMike713
      @TexasMike713 9 месяцев назад +2

      Dear lord my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

    • @benhopwood4442
      @benhopwood4442 6 месяцев назад +6

      Big Mr Burns energy

  • @stephaniekayser9254
    @stephaniekayser9254 9 месяцев назад +143

    I run a few coffee shops and am obsessed with the perfect shot, using only the best single origin coffee I can find .. I tirelessly train my staff in perfect extraction.. and at home I dump vanilla international delights into my muddy French press coffee and I LOVE IT. xo

    • @ameliadubs4616
      @ameliadubs4616 4 месяца назад

      That's how you make good coffee@@sa-kf6ec - I worked at a cafe and we tirelessly honed in our espresso shots and brewed coffee roasts. When customers go to an artisanal place, they expect damn good coffee.

    • @mr_red13
      @mr_red13 3 месяца назад +5

      @@sa-kf6ecI was annoyed at reading your comment

    • @jeffreyhymas6803
      @jeffreyhymas6803 27 дней назад +2

      I'm late to the party but I don't care, this comment is great. Like Gordon Ramsey getting a Big Mac on his way home from work. Brilliant.

    • @mr_red13
      @mr_red13 26 дней назад

      @@jeffreyhymas6803 how brilliant is it?

  • @BasketOfPuppies
    @BasketOfPuppies 8 месяцев назад +107

    Love, love mint chocolate ice cream. And creamers. Honestly, you know the reason the flavor isn't as intense as you'd like: it means people use MORE CREAMER! And that means more money for Big Powder.

  • @Willjcbaker
    @Willjcbaker 10 месяцев назад +2628

    Man, I loved you before, but finding a way to deliver for both us non-slurpers and the pro-slurp wackos is absolutely saintly. A hundred thank yous James.

    • @MW9X12
      @MW9X12 10 месяцев назад +43

      Ahem - That's only 10 thank yous... ;)

    • @koacado
      @koacado 10 месяцев назад +42

      It is a genius use of the dubbing feature congrats

    • @ondank
      @ondank 10 месяцев назад +32

      We may be wackos ... but we won. THE SLURPS HAVE RAINED SUPREME.

    • @svgPhoenix
      @svgPhoenix 10 месяцев назад +28

      Your sensory issue doesn't make "pro-slurpers" "wackos"

    • @Awemage01
      @Awemage01 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@MW9X12 a thank-you is worth approximately 10p

  • @saar9639
    @saar9639 10 месяцев назад +865

    The fact that James edited out the slurping for us is more ridiculously sweet than even these creamers. Also the silly expressions of disapproval really made me laugh.

    • @robotortoise
      @robotortoise 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, that's awesome! Very clever too

    • @goodtogo2876
      @goodtogo2876 10 месяцев назад +6

      I dont want to be "that guy", but do you understand how mich money this guy makes with this channel? He does not have to edit anything himself, be assured.

    • @tiikafiredancer5016
      @tiikafiredancer5016 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes, thank you so much for the edit! It worked great and I appreciated the option to remove the slurps

    • @just_don_things
      @just_don_things 10 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@goodtogo2876okay, fine. The fact that James made the decision to allocate the resources and time of him and his team to make an alternate edit for people to enjoy the video more. Better?

    • @sushreeshashwata
      @sushreeshashwata 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@just_don_thingshaha i like that you took time to reply as per the commenter 😂 people don’t like other people complimenting other people also apparently. But i was genuinely delighted by the soundtrack as this is is probably the first time i have come across this.

  • @jackcallahan9654
    @jackcallahan9654 4 месяца назад +118

    THANK YOU for the non-slurping audio option!! I have misophonia and I often have to stop watching content like this because the sounds become too bothersome for me. Never had an option like that before. It's wonderful!

    • @augustschweigeryt559
      @augustschweigeryt559 4 месяца назад +1

      Ditto!! 👍🏻

    • @Anita-hv7np
      @Anita-hv7np 3 месяца назад

      Double ditto!

    • @neverbeganforme
      @neverbeganforme 3 месяца назад +3

      Get therapy you need help

    • @oscargonzalez7361
      @oscargonzalez7361 2 месяца назад

      Yes I have the same problem slurping or the sound of people coughing, sneezing, speaking too quickly or too slowly etc...

    • @Waff1es
      @Waff1es 2 месяца назад

      ​@@neverbeganformemaybe learn how misophonia works before commenting on it.

  • @loadingresourcesdotdot
    @loadingresourcesdotdot 4 месяца назад +39

    Thank you for the no slurp version! I’ve never seen someone do this and it’s amazing. Definitely couldn’t have watched this without it

  • @Benisued
    @Benisued 10 месяцев назад +1763

    The slurp audio thing is genius, I wonder what other creative things people can do with that

    • @nugrohosumanto6390
      @nugrohosumanto6390 10 месяцев назад +198

      Do you know Hames Joffmann?

    • @mixswist
      @mixswist 10 месяцев назад +163

      How about, extra slurp?
      asking for a friend.

    • @playmaka2007
      @playmaka2007 10 месяцев назад +40

      Absolute genius, although I think it should be flipped: no slurps as default and people can choose to turn it on for the pain.

    • @Eyeclops_
      @Eyeclops_ 10 месяцев назад +4

      He's done another thing with it on his Patreon that I thought was clever. I'd go into more details, but I don't want to spoil it!

    • @jameshoffmann
      @jameshoffmann  10 месяцев назад +297

      Custom titles for audio tracks has been requested to RUclips but I honestly don't know if they'll ever do it. I suspect there's a tonne of ways it could be abused that I haven't thought about...

  • @jmdoe5822
    @jmdoe5822 10 месяцев назад +689

    James' insistence in calling them "popped tarts" is so endearing.

    • @disco_bard
      @disco_bard 10 месяцев назад +30

      THE popped tarts lol

    • @M.E.M.O.10-50
      @M.E.M.O.10-50 10 месяцев назад +4

      adorable

    • @forgoodforall
      @forgoodforall 10 месяцев назад +6

      THIS IS THE BEST PART OMG
      I died. Even better the second time!

    • @artbk
      @artbk 10 месяцев назад +3

      Popular tarts would've gotten me rofling

    • @MarciaDoerr
      @MarciaDoerr 10 месяцев назад +1

      And Riced Krispies!

  • @aresuna6683
    @aresuna6683 5 месяцев назад +23

    2:33 "maybe a plant based alternative?" "YOU'RE the plant based alternative" that sequence was brilliant

  • @allyw7405
    @allyw7405 9 месяцев назад +15

    Make and sell creamers. I’ll love the ads,
    “I don’t like creamers, but at least mines has flavours.” The Hoff.
    I promise I’ll buy two bottles.

  • @catpaccino
    @catpaccino 10 месяцев назад +1299

    The existence of a separate audio track, complete with NO slurps, absolutely blew my mind. I love this and I love you. 🥰☕

    • @meggymoo5496
      @meggymoo5496 8 месяцев назад +2

      Same 😊😂

    • @mumrik
      @mumrik 8 месяцев назад +13

      I'm here for the slurps but I appreciate the effort that went into making a non slurp track.

    • @dergintas
      @dergintas 8 месяцев назад +10

      great use of this feature, thank you really apresheate it

    • @wadecodez
      @wadecodez 8 месяцев назад +1

      Anyone know how he did this? The audio lines up like perfectly

    • @loganholmes2991
      @loganholmes2991 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@wadecodezI'd assume he payed an editor to go through the audio track and cut it out

  • @hk4913
    @hk4913 10 месяцев назад +608

    James laughing after having a spoonful of rice crispies creamer is so wholesome. It got the inner child out of James.

    • @maraswen5614
      @maraswen5614 10 месяцев назад +5

      I thought that was the sugar rush hitting, but hysterically funny nonetheless!

    • @stratonarrow
      @stratonarrow 10 месяцев назад

      It really did!

    • @avargs3505
      @avargs3505 10 месяцев назад

      That was so cool …just transported to candy land

    • @keerthivasans315
      @keerthivasans315 10 месяцев назад

      @@maraswen5614 it was a little bit scary though 😂😂😂

    • @voxlin1
      @voxlin1 10 месяцев назад

      Like a small child full of caffeine and sugar

  • @aftergrowth
    @aftergrowth 7 месяцев назад +45

    I love the part where James briefly laughs like the joker 😂

  • @mewnboy
    @mewnboy 4 месяца назад +12

    thank you for making a non slurp track for friends w sensory issues!!!! genuinely touched my heart :,)

  • @p.l.g3190
    @p.l.g3190 10 месяцев назад +469

    As one of the non-slurp crowd, I have to say your dubbed track is BRILLIANT! That you care enough to do this makes me like your work even more, and I already thought highly of you.

    • @anxen
      @anxen 10 месяцев назад +3

      How do I switch to that please I can't figure it out

    • @thespaghettibarn8931
      @thespaghettibarn8931 10 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@anxenOn mobile it's under the settings gear menu. There's an audio track option where you can switch to English dubbed. It's probably something similar on desktop.

    • @rkb4238
      @rkb4238 10 месяцев назад +22

      its sooo great!!! i love the creative use of this new feature of youtube and the amount of additional work the team does for the non slurp crowd is so niceeeee ❤🎉

    • @graham1034
      @graham1034 10 месяцев назад +7

      Very much appreciated. I don't get triggered by the slurping at all but if I have a choice I'll skip it.

    • @linam97
      @linam97 10 месяцев назад +1

      Seconded. Thanks for the non slurp!

  • @singerofsongs468
    @singerofsongs468 10 месяцев назад +347

    I love when creators go above and beyond the norm for accessibility. It’s not just the alternate audio track, it’s also your longstanding dedication to proper subtitles. Super professional, thank you for putting in the effort.

    • @austinbevis4266
      @austinbevis4266 10 месяцев назад +6

      That’s so cool, I love that different dubs and sound tracks is a thing now

    • @SebastianRampe
      @SebastianRampe 10 месяцев назад +6

      I really like that I can have the slurps and people that can't stand them don't have to. Really like it.

  • @bbypink9844
    @bbypink9844 3 месяца назад +9

    Oh my gosh, you’re a GENIUS for making a non-slurping version…. I’m ver impressed and thankful, love the vid!

  • @daveracer6885
    @daveracer6885 9 месяцев назад +55

    Yes! Please teach us how to make “good” creamers at home!

    • @Sarie977
      @Sarie977 4 месяца назад

      yes! definitely!

  • @browner2003
    @browner2003 10 месяцев назад +543

    Perfect time for Hoffman to create a homemade tiramisu flavoured creamer I think

    • @scottcampbell96
      @scottcampbell96 10 месяцев назад +25

      Along those same lines, since he put coffee in coffee cake, he should also make coffee cake creamer to put in coffee.

    • @brutalscy7he690
      @brutalscy7he690 10 месяцев назад +2

      Needed for sure for sure

    • @garethwesleyevans
      @garethwesleyevans 10 месяцев назад +3

      Definitely not a créme!

    • @sinocte
      @sinocte 10 месяцев назад +13

      If James could manage a really good tiramisu creamer? Well, I wouldn't give my firstborn for it... but surely he can manage with only one arm right?

    • @quellyquellquell
      @quellyquellquell 10 месяцев назад +1

      That's just eggnog

  • @swirlingtoilets
    @swirlingtoilets 10 месяцев назад +471

    Also, i genuinely want to see James react to the average person's morning coffee. Like, they make it as they normally would, and James tries it and sees what the casual coffee drinker has every day
    Edit: then, James could make his preferred coffee and let them try it, and see if they genuinely prefer whatever their routine coffee is, or maybe they just hadn't been exposed to the good stuff

    • @eljefeamericano4308
      @eljefeamericano4308 10 месяцев назад +16

      That sounds really interesting! I'd watch that!

    • @bergamt
      @bergamt 10 месяцев назад +36

      I mean I just watched him put Coffee Mate in Folgers

    • @kiddy1992
      @kiddy1992 10 месяцев назад +3

      Wouldn't a lot be disapointing as it'd be just black coffee or maybe just a cappuccino.

    • @marcpym5251
      @marcpym5251 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@bemde that would be cool for the community, but a very biased experiment. Most people who subscribe to this channel don't anymore drink the kind of abomination most people have as a morning coffee

    • @firelunamoon
      @firelunamoon 10 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds like a lot of torture to put the poor man through 🤣

  • @tinagrady7839
    @tinagrady7839 4 месяца назад +8

    I. Am. OBSESSED. with the ability to “change the language” and make it more bearable to listen to!! ❤❤I appreciate you❤❤

  • @garrett3035
    @garrett3035 4 месяца назад +11

    The non slurp version is such an amazing idea! please keep doing this if possible!

  • @iakanoe
    @iakanoe 10 месяцев назад +145

    1:14 the way he called them "popped tarts" in English accent felt SO good

    • @Sweat_bullets
      @Sweat_bullets 10 месяцев назад +14

      The smile when he says it makes me think he’s trying to make his own rage bait

    • @oneeyedziggy2
      @oneeyedziggy2 10 месяцев назад +1

      I just picture an over-microwaved mini fruit pie... heat it until it pops!

    • @Blitterbug
      @Blitterbug 10 месяцев назад

      Thank you so much for not saying 'British' accent!

    • @J-146
      @J-146 10 месяцев назад +2

      Gave me serious Captain Holt vibes 😂

    • @redbirdjazzz
      @redbirdjazzz 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@J-146 Just a shame that there weren't any Marshed Mallow in the Rice Krispy Treats.

  • @MrMrvega8
    @MrMrvega8 10 месяцев назад +554

    Hearing James say “popped” tart is what I didn’t know I needed this Monday.

    • @antonc81
      @antonc81 10 месяцев назад +30

      Like an alien recounting his vacation on earth “I particularly enjoyed their popped tarts and iced creams”

    • @jeanettemill1425
      @jeanettemill1425 10 месяцев назад +3

      And he enunciates it so beautifully 🙂

    • @cheatermkcheaterson
      @cheatermkcheaterson 10 месяцев назад +7

      Makes me think of captain holt from Brooklyn 99 describing a marshmallow

    • @ryannathanwilson
      @ryannathanwilson 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@cheatermkcheaterson I felt that during the giggling of the Rice Krispies.

    • @magnit3
      @magnit3 10 месяцев назад +1

      Seriously I enjoyed that so much. I could listen to it on loop

  • @SirKovar
    @SirKovar 9 месяцев назад +80

    Seriously thankful for the no-slurping audio track. I'm very sensitive to various sounds and they really get grating on my ears sometimes. It helps to have just your pleasant voiceover! :)

  • @user-ss2ky1ly3c
    @user-ss2ky1ly3c 4 месяца назад +1

    You’re such a joy to watch. I enjoy your opinions and expertise on coffee and all related products/technology.

  • @timshay9503
    @timshay9503 10 месяцев назад +549

    I love James just sitting there laughing after tasting the creamers by themselves 😂

    • @Pinkstinkie
      @Pinkstinkie 10 месяцев назад +9

      And he said they weren't fun.

    • @itzamna3080
      @itzamna3080 10 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah, but is not a "good" laugh, it made me feel like he was losing his mind.

    • @sergep71
      @sergep71 10 месяцев назад +3

      I think it was the caffeine driving the desire to taste those straight up😂

  • @RICHOCHANGO
    @RICHOCHANGO 10 месяцев назад +629

    This is the equivalent of sampling every brand of cigarettes. Thank you James for sacrificing 3 years of your life for our entertainment :)

    • @DyceFreak
      @DyceFreak 10 месяцев назад +25

      Next episode he butt chuggs a latté.

    • @verity3616
      @verity3616 10 месяцев назад +31

      We should beg him do all the bizarre DaVinci and Monin syrups next. Not brave enough to buy some of the more exotic ones myself, so let's have someone with a good palate martyr themselves for our edu-tainment.

    • @TSE_WOODY
      @TSE_WOODY 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@DyceFreakcan’t wait

    • @chocolatebar2778
      @chocolatebar2778 10 месяцев назад

      He literally did a video of saying that coffee is not bad for you unless it’s affecting your sleep.

    • @naokobanana4291
      @naokobanana4291 10 месяцев назад +22

      @@chocolatebar2778 I don't think coffee its the issue but the sugar and artificial stuff in those products hahaha

  • @LauraBlackbird
    @LauraBlackbird Месяц назад +1

    I am an AuDHD woman, who has 5 neurodivergent children. All of us have different sensory sensitivities to sounds. I am impressed & appreciative that you took the time to create the “no slurps” version. Thank you for understanding that it’s not simply “annoying” to some of us…it’s PAINFUL to hear certain things for me that others might like, and vice versa. Yay inclusivity!!

  • @heatherahansen
    @heatherahansen 4 месяца назад +4

    Genuinely, thank you for providing an audio track without slurping! As a researcher who has and studies misophonia (an aversion to sounds like slurping), it's really cool to see! :)

  • @braydenjinx4612
    @braydenjinx4612 10 месяцев назад +352

    The separate audio track is so amazing - that extra level of effort is insanely impressive compared to other youtubers wow.

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 10 месяцев назад +9

      Some even mock people with misophonia and keep chewing in front of the mic. It's just disgusting behaviour.

    • @KingJerbear
      @KingJerbear 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@TheNinnyfee I would hardly call it mocking. There is a huge population of people (not including myself) that really enjoy mouth sounds and slurping for the ASMR. The beauty of RUclips is that if you're not enjoying a video you can just stop and watch something else. I rather enjoyed that he included another audio track for this one

    • @julekwpracy
      @julekwpracy 10 месяцев назад +3

      it genuinely impressed me so much

    • @swisscourthustle
      @swisscourthustle 10 месяцев назад

      I love that the option is there, but I’ll always leave the slurps on!

    • @sequenzchen3839
      @sequenzchen3839 10 месяцев назад

      Thanks for that.

  • @MrPaladapus
    @MrPaladapus 10 месяцев назад +120

    "Just call it almond, cowards!" loving James' fierceness this episode 🤣

  • @LianaNoelle95
    @LianaNoelle95 3 месяца назад +2

    Chobani sweet cream coffee creamer is actually just sweetened milk/cream!! Finally someone making what you’d expect to be in the container.

  • @CarbonSolutions
    @CarbonSolutions 9 месяцев назад +16

    First James Hoffman video that came through my feed and i actually scrolled past probably a dozen times because I just didn’t get it. But turns out to maybe just be my favorite all time. Thanks for continuing to come up with great concepts and production. You’re a legend 🙌

    • @msdixie1972
      @msdixie1972 4 месяца назад

      He’s the Alton Brown of coffee

  • @adribones
    @adribones 10 месяцев назад +255

    James’ laugh after tasting the rice crispy creamer by itself was exactly how I needed to start my morning 😆

    • @SnyperWolf101
      @SnyperWolf101 10 месяцев назад +4

      It's such a good laugh! Also, I am hoping @hamesjoffmann can make good use of that laugh

    • @zachansen8293
      @zachansen8293 10 месяцев назад +2

      11:25 if anyone wants to jump there.

    • @im_Spade_
      @im_Spade_ 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@SnyperWolf101bet lmao

  • @johnbricker8435
    @johnbricker8435 10 месяцев назад +233

    We only get to see James laugh this hard when he's consumed this much sugar and caffeine this quickly lol

  • @adamsgrad93
    @adamsgrad93 8 месяцев назад +40

    Thank you for the non slurp version! You should do some real cream flavors, Starbucks has a bunch of flavors that are pretty good.

  • @nicolle2126
    @nicolle2126 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:14 "the Popped Tarts"
    idk why he said it like that but im lowley obsessed

  • @tommihommi1
    @tommihommi1 10 месяцев назад +334

    It's a great grift by Nestlé. Make coffee that's near undrinkable, get people addicted to the combination of coffee and sweet stuff to make the coffee drinkable

    • @wynoglia
      @wynoglia 10 месяцев назад +5

      it's a chicken and the egg thing with them and starbucks yes? which came first

    • @evergreenappreciator
      @evergreenappreciator 10 месяцев назад +22

      And they're literally all seed oils at that. Why does milk cream need soybean oil and corn syrup in it?

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 10 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@evergreenappreciatorto maximise profits for shareholders. That's what a corporation is legally obliged to do.

    • @lewdwig
      @lewdwig 10 месяцев назад +4

      New conspiracy theory I absolutely accept as true unlocked.

    • @ludvig3242
      @ludvig3242 10 месяцев назад +1

      Not sure that’s the correct usage of “grift” 😅

  • @MminaMaclang
    @MminaMaclang 10 месяцев назад +393

    It's so cute when he started laughing after the Rice Krispies one. I was like, "Oh no, he's delirious now!" Hahahaha!

  • @TadyWalsh
    @TadyWalsh 9 месяцев назад +12

    This was quite possibly the funniest video you’ve done for a while. Loved it, laughed so much!

  • @CrisEdmundson
    @CrisEdmundson 8 месяцев назад +8

    I ABSOLUTELY want to see you make your own creamer, that sounds like so much fun

  • @CJski
    @CJski 10 месяцев назад +618

    #1 takeaway: James doesn't like mint chocolate icecream and I took that personally

    • @Suko120
      @Suko120 10 месяцев назад +22

      I only started getting into coffee because of this channel and recently I tried some chocolate mint flavoured coffee beans (they are like coffee beans I guess coated with artificial flavour?) and it's probably my favorit coffee so far.
      and yea, chocolate mint icecream is so good.

    • @joeldcanfield_spinhead
      @joeldcanfield_spinhead 10 месяцев назад +10

      ahem. I, myself, for me personally and not pointing fingers at, say, my wife and daughter or my esteemed fellow RUclips commenters, feel that James was a bit soft on the whole mint thing. He could have spoken a solid truth here, but he waffled, leaving his feelings (and mine) nearly ambiguous.

    • @GoldenKnightsFan_84
      @GoldenKnightsFan_84 10 месяцев назад

      @@Suko120where did you get these beans? As a mint choc chip lover I must try these.

    • @overthinkingisbad
      @overthinkingisbad 10 месяцев назад +9

      well you really arent meant to eat tooth-

    • @mubblr
      @mubblr 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@lylelyle186I’m with James 2 😂💯✅❕

  • @kallisto9166
    @kallisto9166 10 месяцев назад +90

    Thank you for letting us know that Coffee Mate Rice Krispies flavoured creamer is a powerful hallucinogenic.

  • @CassBlast5
    @CassBlast5 2 месяца назад +2

    Hearing James call it a “popped tart” really made my day

  • @alfiecurnow7429
    @alfiecurnow7429 8 месяцев назад +4

    As someone who works in Foreign language dubbing and subtitling, I never imaged the RUclips language assess ability feature would be used for something so unique but I do have to say you've nailed the audio editing for those that don't like a good slurp. Well worth the time I'm sure it took!

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 6 месяцев назад

      Its very easy to review, yes. 😆

  • @stephenwolnisty4013
    @stephenwolnisty4013 10 месяцев назад +891

    THANK YOU for including a slurp-free version of this video! This is truly a big step forward for those of us who cannot stand everyday annoyances!

    • @robyns1759
      @robyns1759 10 месяцев назад +5

      😂🎉🙏🙏🙏

    • @ShaCaro
      @ShaCaro 10 месяцев назад +14

      I wholeheartedly agree! It's a very pleasant surprise and very very much appreciated.

    • @powerten
      @powerten 10 месяцев назад +4

      Agree. My spouse makes me turn off the tasting videos. To her worse when you’re not watching as all you hear is the scraping tone.

    • @cameronkrolik
      @cameronkrolik 10 месяцев назад +1

      I really appreciated it as well!

    • @dominusregni
      @dominusregni 10 месяцев назад +10

      I wouldn't mind the slurping, but it's SO LOUD here. So thank you for the alternate audio track for that reason.

  • @patelma49
    @patelma49 10 месяцев назад +242

    4:23 'Oh dirty hazelnut no' is a series of words I never expected to hear out loud, but weirdly comforted by James saying it 😂

    • @Tiger21us
      @Tiger21us 10 месяцев назад

      I also loved that one 😹

    • @TommyWalker1991
      @TommyWalker1991 10 месяцев назад +15

      Can't wait to see what Hames Joffman does with that one. 😂

    • @JoolsBurke
      @JoolsBurke 10 месяцев назад +3

      New ring tone

  • @mrshitfacemcgee
    @mrshitfacemcgee 3 месяца назад

    Wow, didn't know how much I needed that second audio option. Thank you so much !

  • @sandralarson1587
    @sandralarson1587 9 месяцев назад +23

    Pumpkin Spice would be an obvious flavour to try but likely only found seasonal. Starbucks also has creamers. I wonder how they’d stack up as a brand.
    I enjoyed your analysis!

    • @danacollins9973
      @danacollins9973 8 месяцев назад

      the Starbucks creamers are a lot better than the brands he tried (in my opinion)

    • @mirthiful1
      @mirthiful1 6 месяцев назад

      I am curious about this as well... not a Starbucks fan here, but I do prefer their creamers to the brands in this video.

    • @Foun_D_OnePiece
      @Foun_D_OnePiece 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@danacollins9973 they only use milk the flavors are the syrups you buy in the stores.

    • @steverippe1151
      @steverippe1151 4 месяца назад

      I love the Coffee Mate Pumpkin Spice creamer.

  • @yeti25934
    @yeti25934 10 месяцев назад +316

    Seeing James descend into madness while tasting these was hilarious

    • @mahoganywolf8843
      @mahoganywolf8843 10 месяцев назад +5

      He came in with a slightly manic energy and then just gradually escalated it. Beautiful.

  • @EvanEggnog
    @EvanEggnog 10 месяцев назад +165

    James trying these straight and then just giggling for a few minutes is what i am here for

    • @silmarian
      @silmarian 10 месяцев назад +7

      Yes! I feel like we went straight to Hames Joffman right in the video.

  • @kaypattersonvlogs
    @kaypattersonvlogs 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is my favorite thing I've seen all week, I had a smile on my face the entire time

  • @Eingradd
    @Eingradd 8 месяцев назад +1

    Separate audio track is phenomenal. Slurping doesn't bother me too much, but if I could have an audio track without it, I absolutely would choose it.

  • @kndis
    @kndis 10 месяцев назад +174

    Absolutely loved the point when James clearly hits peak sugar and caffeine 😅

  • @ryanlarson243
    @ryanlarson243 10 месяцев назад +261

    This may be my favorite video James has ever created. I learned absolutely nothing and it was amazing

    • @floydffrogfloydffrog7453
      @floydffrogfloydffrog7453 10 месяцев назад +10

      "I learned absolutely nothing and it was amazing" is my new go-to t-shirt slogan

    • @drmedwuast
      @drmedwuast 10 месяцев назад

      My life's story

    • @WilliamTanksleyJr
      @WilliamTanksleyJr 10 месяцев назад +1

      I know. We knew lightly caffeinated James was good, clearly overcaffeinated James is the best.

    • @namehere4954
      @namehere4954 10 месяцев назад

      Confirmed garbage creamers taste like garbage. As a chef, means I can trust his critiques as his palate is good.

  • @LusterWareV2
    @LusterWareV2 7 месяцев назад

    I very much appreciate the dual audio tracks. I struggle with certain mouth sounds getting on my nerves so to have the option to watch a video and not be disturbed by this is great

  • @rasmachris94
    @rasmachris94 4 месяца назад +1

    The anti slurp audio is immensely helpful, thank you.
    I dont usually get irritated by slurping or mouth noises except when tired and would otherwise be unable to watch the video.
    Many thanks to the editor for going through such an arduous and tedious task.

  • @geolex4560
    @geolex4560 10 месяцев назад +345

    i used to work as a manager at starbucks and one of the most popular menu items was the vanilla sweet cream cold brew, which is basically just cold brew with a splash of sweetened creamer in it. we made batches of the sweet cream itself multiple times a day, and it's literally just heavy cream, Starbucks vanilla syrup, and 2% milk. you could definitely one-up starbucks in a homemade creamer video lol

    • @dansbury
      @dansbury 10 месяцев назад +6

      He's looking for shelf-stable ones, though.

    • @gristlevonraben
      @gristlevonraben 10 месяцев назад +1

      I suggested he try making Starbucks drinks too!😊

    • @bethanyb66
      @bethanyb66 10 месяцев назад +5

      I had one the other day I was like wow this tastes exactly like my coffee I make at home w Starbucks blonde iced coffee and coffeemate Italian sweet cream 😂 except it was $6

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy 9 месяцев назад +1

      If youre making homemade idk why it would need to be shelf stable?

    • @dansbury
      @dansbury 9 месяцев назад

      @@undeniablySomeGuy he talked about it in the video? Seemed to want to do it for fun.

  • @ta9143
    @ta9143 10 месяцев назад +453

    Canned sweetened condensed milk or canned condensed milk is the original shelf stable coffee creamer. When added to coffee ☕️ in small quantities, both options are utterly delicious, and both are completely affordable.

    • @reezethevampire
      @reezethevampire 10 месяцев назад +15

      I use sweetened condensed milk quite often in both coffee and tea and it's so delicious.

    • @dameneko
      @dameneko 10 месяцев назад +14

      I drank my coffee like this when I was a kid! It was how my mom had her coffee growing up in Asia.

    • @BreadedRedhead
      @BreadedRedhead 10 месяцев назад +8

      how do you store it and how long after opening?

    • @mattierobertson8481
      @mattierobertson8481 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@BreadedRedheadIf you get a small can, keep it in the fridge once it's open and are careful about using clean spoons and keeping it covered it'll last a good while :)

    • @adriang3492
      @adriang3492 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@BreadedRedhead I just pour mine into an empty jam jar, with a proper lid. I don't like keeping stuff in open cans. Jars are perfect for it.

  • @pixelrose8078
    @pixelrose8078 3 месяца назад

    Thank you so much for making a second audio track!

  • @grantmix545
    @grantmix545 4 месяца назад +1

    I just have to thank you for the immense genius and kindness of having a slurp-free version!! Please set this trend ❤

  • @QuantumHistorian
    @QuantumHistorian 10 месяцев назад +194

    I'm not sure I've ever enjoyed seeing someone have a nervous breakdown that much: from "Call it almond, you cowards" at 6:46 to uncontrolled giggling at 11:32

    • @IanSantopietro
      @IanSantopietro 10 месяцев назад +12

      I am 100% here for James' giggling at the raw rice krispies coffee creamer

    • @monosito59
      @monosito59 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@IanSantopietro lmao right. Saw him fill a spoonfull of it and was like "OH, hes just GOIN for it!"

  • @blackwing1362
    @blackwing1362 10 месяцев назад +154

    I appreciate how when you were talking about the almond thing, you said a "scary chemical word" and then immediately clarified what it actually was and that it isn't necessarily scary

    • @AMarie333
      @AMarie333 10 месяцев назад +2

      Totally and I learned something about almonds and cherries! But I actually don't like those flavors together. 😬

    • @szaszm_
      @szaszm_ 10 месяцев назад +5

      NileRed made a video about turning paint thinner into cherry soda. He synthesized the same "scary chemical word" to achieve a very artificial cherry flavor.

    • @ninamarie177
      @ninamarie177 10 месяцев назад +14

      As a chemist I sometimes wonder how much better the world would be if the general public knew more about all these “scary chemicals” that are actually not scary at all. I’m so tired of people labelling things as dangerous because they don’t understand that it’s just the scientific name for something completely harmless.

    • @GulliNL
      @GulliNL 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@ninamarie177When I was fourteen and had had my first chemistry lessons at school I had a right laugh out of calling H2O dihydrogen oxide and claiming it was the most used solvent in the chemical industry.
      People still fall for it from time to time

  • @dancinswords
    @dancinswords 4 месяца назад +1

    They're all delicious, but most aren't good in coffee. They can however be mixed with carbonated water to make a tasty cream soda. Also the Great Value Speculoos Cookie flavour is fantastic for a treat

  • @dhanshreea
    @dhanshreea 7 месяцев назад

    I didn't know how much I needed the non slurp track after I heard the one with slurps. It's very considerate. Thank you James!

  • @marydavis2312
    @marydavis2312 10 месяцев назад +283

    James, THANK YOU and your team for the second audio track with no slurps!!! It's such a beautiful innovation haha and that way your whole audience gets to enjoy your video in their preferred way!!! Kudos!!

    • @artbk
      @artbk 10 месяцев назад +7

      Absolutely! I watched with it, not because of me having a problem with slurping, but because I wanted the quietest video possible to watch with low volume

    • @gpaciga
      @gpaciga 10 месяцев назад

      Yes, thank you so much for this!

    • @alice_hml
      @alice_hml 10 месяцев назад +1

      It’s absolutely genius

    • @cooperswan534
      @cooperswan534 10 месяцев назад +2

      this generation is so soft

    • @poolpaws
      @poolpaws 10 месяцев назад

      @@cooperswan534 you sift through and scoop out the bug fragments from peanut butter and eat them on your own. dont you.

  • @ninamarie177
    @ninamarie177 10 месяцев назад +169

    “That’s not good for you” made me laugh way more than it should have.

    • @homeless_sushi
      @homeless_sushi 10 месяцев назад +3

      He turned into the Joker there

    • @Bayofthe91st
      @Bayofthe91st 10 месяцев назад +5

      Also "Just called it Almond, Coward! " is a great word to be slapped on his merch

  • @KSamai
    @KSamai 9 месяцев назад +4

    This was hilarious to watch! Yes 🙌🏾 to how to make our own creamers!
    I’ve dabbled in my own pumpkin spice (yes-I love pumpkin spice!) and it turned out pretty good.
    I also don’t like it too sweet, so it’s nice to control that with homemade.

  • @adifferentjoylivingbetterw4972
    @adifferentjoylivingbetterw4972 6 месяцев назад +5

    Oh my, James THANK YOU! I have misophonia and find slurping painful. I have NEVER found anyone taking this seriously. I'm just a little bit in love! Thank you.

  • @markberger2061
    @markberger2061 10 месяцев назад +126

    Yes a home made creamer episode is a completely absurd idea, please do it asap!

  • @berniecat8756
    @berniecat8756 10 месяцев назад +65

    Triple churned vegetable oil sounds totally amazing

  • @kissgergo5202
    @kissgergo5202 2 месяца назад

    Removing the slurps is such a cool and creative way to use this system, I love it!

  • @chelseamiller292
    @chelseamiller292 2 месяца назад +1

    When I was a poor post college student I used to make pancakes with half milk/half peppermint mocha coffee creamer and called them Christmas Tree Pancakes. I loved them at the time, I feel like I'd hate them now.

  • @Skwual
    @Skwual 10 месяцев назад +81

    A no slurp filter!!! I never thought this would ever be an option, you are so sweet to accomodate. Thank you.

    • @dneuens
      @dneuens 10 месяцев назад +3

      Hard agree. I'm not one to be overly bothered with slurping sounds, but they were way too intense/obnoxious in this video and I switched over after a few minutes and had a much more pleasant experience. Thank you, James!

  • @Juroral
    @Juroral 10 месяцев назад +265

    Fun aside, let’s just take a minute to appreciate just how honed in Jame’s palate is, and how expansive his flavour vocabulary is. Absolutely amazing!

    • @dwirandypradhika6752
      @dwirandypradhika6752 10 месяцев назад +4

      I mean, it's expected from the 2007 World barista champion and widely considered father of the modern specialty coffee movement...

    • @imightbebiased9311
      @imightbebiased9311 10 месяцев назад +8

      He has a great palette...but I take offense at him hating mint chocolate ice cream!

    • @AMarie333
      @AMarie333 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@imightbebiased9311totally.

    • @arckinenso7615
      @arckinenso7615 10 месяцев назад +1

      I don't understand why people say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste instead of toothpaste tastes like mint ice cream.....

    • @austinbevis4266
      @austinbevis4266 10 месяцев назад

      I worked for Sam adams brewery and I would have loved to see him be on the q/a panel

  • @emmaknightley
    @emmaknightley 8 месяцев назад +1

    I don't need it, but the "No-slurp" track is one of the most thoughtful things I've seen on RUclips in a long time.

  • @danielleberkeland8937
    @danielleberkeland8937 9 месяцев назад +2

    This video was SO entertaining and funny!! I think you should patent your own creamer, Mr. Hoffman! I would buy that for sure. Yes, a homemade creamer recipe would be also amazing. Thanks!

  • @JuiceBoxScott
    @JuiceBoxScott 10 месяцев назад +19

    Saying Nestle "has a stellar reputation otherwise" made me laugh harder than I think I've ever laughed at a RUclips video. Caught me off guard. Bravo!!

  • @BrassMaster84
    @BrassMaster84 10 месяцев назад +152

    James' reaction to freebasing the Rice Krispies creamer was what I needed today.

    • @susanv7415
      @susanv7415 10 месяцев назад +5

      And a "popped tart"......😅

  • @user-lk1hv8mt9y
    @user-lk1hv8mt9y 8 месяцев назад

    I am learning so much from watching your videos. Thank you so much for sharing this amazing source of information. This one is quite helpful.

  • @misterplug5068
    @misterplug5068 8 месяцев назад +7

    I knew you'd hate all these before I watched a second of this haha. You should do an episode on how to flavour your coffee in a way that you would like.

  • @competentwoman9137
    @competentwoman9137 10 месяцев назад +13

    pastry chef speaking: French vanilla is a term that initially came from the world of ice cream, and actually has nothing to do with the vanilla itself but refers to the fact that the ice cream base contains eggs! so sometimes it can indicate more of that custardy flavor, but more often than not I think it's just adding in the international word to make it sound fancy and European :P

  • @Morningstar818
    @Morningstar818 10 месяцев назад +153

    The rice krispies cremer pushed James into the realm of delighted absurdity 😅

    • @NamesForDogs
      @NamesForDogs 10 месяцев назад +8

      It turned him into Winnie the Pooh. Well, the voice, hopefully not the lack of pants.

    • @misskate2012
      @misskate2012 10 месяцев назад +6

      The giggles were amazing!! Jajaja😂

    • @Djorak
      @Djorak 10 месяцев назад

      @@NamesForDogs Who knows what's going on below that table!

  • @jalendvenn7990
    @jalendvenn7990 8 дней назад

    I absolutely love that you put in the no slurp version! Im sure it's extra work for you or your team, but it's very much appreciated, and i hope it's viable to keep doing in future videos!😁

  • @Unsuspected_sloth
    @Unsuspected_sloth 8 месяцев назад

    Thank you for the audio options!

  • @MrMann941
    @MrMann941 10 месяцев назад +320

    James with the Rice Krispies is the same energy as Captain Holt eating a marshmallow for the first time

    • @RaccoonHenry
      @RaccoonHenry 10 месяцев назад +3

      what. do I need to look that up?

    • @shimoyake
      @shimoyake 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@RaccoonHenry Yes

    • @RaccoonHenry
      @RaccoonHenry 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@shimoyake I looked it up. time well spent!

    • @RaccoonHenry
      @RaccoonHenry 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@shimoyake TEE HEE HEE HEE!! HEE HEE!!!

    • @michaelprokop645
      @michaelprokop645 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@RaccoonHenry I KNEW IT!!!

  • @KytheAltheas
    @KytheAltheas 10 месяцев назад +81

    Do a round 2 of holiday flavors this winter. Eggnog, pumpkin spice, etc. there are TONS of them to try.

    • @jdsutter
      @jdsutter 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes! This! ☝️

    • @illdrinn
      @illdrinn 10 месяцев назад

      Definitely! Pumpkin spice creamer remains my favourite

    • @neojng
      @neojng 10 месяцев назад

      ill be surpised if you can get them in the UK, no one here really uses creamers.

  • @Grlinadk
    @Grlinadk 4 месяца назад +1

    I just discovered your channel this morning. I loved watching the taste test! I was laughing out loud at times. Would love to see you do some additional coffee taste tests again. Companies like Trader Joe’s and Aldi’s. Thanks!

  • @Superseaslug
    @Superseaslug 4 месяца назад

    man, im not even a coffee person, but the production of these videos and candor of the host keep bringing me back in. cool to learn about a world you know nothing about.

  • @joaofpimentel
    @joaofpimentel 10 месяцев назад +238

    James was high in sugar at 11:34 loved his genuine laugh😂😂😂

    • @7thboss931
      @7thboss931 9 месяцев назад +2

      I loved that too. It was like he lost his mind

  • @ek-nz
    @ek-nz 10 месяцев назад +247

    Thanks for not just eliminating the slurping for everyone. I like the slurping, it’s genuine. Also homemade creamer is so ridiculous it’s just perfect for RUclips. I’m in.

    • @Cinneray
      @Cinneray 10 месяцев назад +9

      I, conversely, thank you for adding an option to remove the slurps. I don't find them unpleasant, just annoying and having an option to eliminate them at no cost to the slurping fans makes my heart sing.

    • @Mux0006
      @Mux0006 10 месяцев назад

      Yup, I hate the slupring that is a byproduct of eating/drinking, but tasing slurps are fine for some reason, so they make the video whole.

    • @melodypants
      @melodypants 10 месяцев назад +4

      I have serious misophonia with chewing and smacking and possibly slurping, but his slurps are so quick, they just sound like loud sniffs to me.

    • @Syntheticon
      @Syntheticon 10 месяцев назад +1

      Possibly a missed opportunity to add a 3rd track with random comedic noises instead but I suppose we'll just have to wait for the Hames Joffmann edit.

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 10 месяцев назад

      Not a fan of mukbang stuff myself.

  • @siri7005
    @siri7005 9 месяцев назад +3

    As for what peppermint should go with I have a very nice herbal tea with liquorice and peppermint that is just wonderful. The taste is quite unique so it's a max-one-cup-in-a-day tea but for the right mood it really hits the spot.

  • @talis_tai
    @talis_tai 4 месяца назад

    Thank you for the non slurp!! So so considerate and makes this so enjoyable !