Everything Wrong With Geostorm In 20 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • If you think you've already seen Geostorm before, you have... even if you haven't. It's 2012, The Day After Tomorrow, The Core, and somehow even worse than those films. And sinful as HELL.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @peacefuljeffrey
    @peacefuljeffrey 6 лет назад +1105

    15:40 - How could you fail to sin the fact that lightning strikes made a stadium explode like it was packed with ANFO bombs?!

    • @matiasfpm
      @matiasfpm 5 лет назад +41

      A CHILLION VOLTS
      - the redhead from futurama

    • @matiasfpm
      @matiasfpm 5 лет назад +2

      @Jaiden Rocha 👍

    • @courtney1496
      @courtney1496 5 лет назад +49

      Technically that CAN happen irl if there's enough lightning bolts hitting the same spectrum. It's happened before, buildings exploding during lightning storms, but not with the same massive force as movie magic here.

    • @davidgee2988
      @davidgee2988 5 лет назад +7

      Didn't that also happen in The Core with the Roman Colusseum?

    • @skuzy7059
      @skuzy7059 5 лет назад +1

      He did

  • @wickyjohn9646
    @wickyjohn9646 5 лет назад +4557

    Rest of the world:freezes
    Russian:*pathetic*

  • @nothingnobody1779
    @nothingnobody1779 5 лет назад +1827

    The year is 2022 and the video length is 20:22 proof cinema sins was on this movie

  • @DarthLesbian420
    @DarthLesbian420 3 года назад +269

    "Just one week, after mom and dad died, you got arrested for fighting" Sounds to me like someone grieving in their own less than healthy way. As bitter as that might make me as a sibling, unless they broke out in a fight at the funeral or something, I could probably forgive them for something like that

    • @Klm49
      @Klm49 3 года назад +29

      Thank You!! That felt like the most petty and least relevant thing to say in that moment! Also, as a reason why your brilliant brother should hold up his investigation and call you every time something comes up, it was an absolutely ludicrous and dangerous comment and demand!! I really hated how they set up that whole dynamic.

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 2 года назад +7

      Fr like of all the things you could do in the throes of grief, I’d say getting into a fight is definitely one of the more preferable. Not to mention it wasn’t assaulting someone, it was fighting, meaning that it was two-sided at least to some extent. Honestly not that bad, all things considered.

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 Месяц назад

      But you wouldn't forgive because why?
      Just admit that you're an ass at very selective points
      Just admit that you're a jerk

  • @callumxyz
    @callumxyz 6 лет назад +4882

    The sins would be well over 500 if you counted all the scientific inaccuracies

    • @misterclean7570
      @misterclean7570 6 лет назад +52

      Elongated Muskrat 🙌😅

    • @xxxchocolatechipzxxx
      @xxxchocolatechipzxxx 6 лет назад +134

      Elongated Muskrat or where they decided to say fuck any scientific explanation let’s just do sci fi shit

    • @Milk_Fiend
      @Milk_Fiend 6 лет назад +18

      Elongated Muskrat I fucking love your name

    • @cursedgamer2778
      @cursedgamer2778 6 лет назад +15

      Rampage, every marvel movie ever, every DC movie ever, and specific moments in star wars

    • @FruityBRT
      @FruityBRT 6 лет назад +4

      R/iamverysmart

  • @lucasstegehuis5485
    @lucasstegehuis5485 5 лет назад +599

    My eyes and ears are blown the tallest building hasn’t fallen over and there’s like 20 rocket ships beside each other physics went on a vacation

    • @patocall8146
      @patocall8146 4 года назад +21

      That they put All the rocket ships side by side, because all the liftoffs never ever will explode uh no

    • @pauly9735
      @pauly9735 3 года назад +10

      Tallest building in the world is at a freakin 45 degree angle and still standing lmao.

    • @raptor2265
      @raptor2265 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, launch pads are typically several miles apart for a reason. If a rocket explodes on the pad when fully fueled, it's going to cause a massive explosion, and you don't want that setting off a chain reaction if you have other rockets on the pad.

    • @Daijuana
      @Daijuana 3 года назад +2

      @@raptor2265 ^

    • @JohnBaskerville5197
      @JohnBaskerville5197 3 года назад +2

      This is what commas are used for

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 6 лет назад +1834

    "Does Gerard Butler have a massive student loan or something? Is that why he does all these shit films?"
    -Sir Isaac Newton

    • @johnsmitty7447
      @johnsmitty7447 6 лет назад +14

      u see den of thieves?, i thought he was the best actor in that movie

    • @Mrs.buildingblackwealth
      @Mrs.buildingblackwealth 6 лет назад +7

      James Burgess 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xxmooncraft599
      @xxmooncraft599 6 лет назад +3

      i honestly wanna punch you right now i honestly like gerard butler

    • @alexelitist8370
      @alexelitist8370 6 лет назад +1

      I don't think the guys above hate him, but he's not a Thespian, that's all they are saying.

    • @JohnDoe-vn1we
      @JohnDoe-vn1we 6 лет назад

      Oh look you stole a tweet so original

  • @jforkie1838
    @jforkie1838 4 года назад +162

    Cinema sins is essentially the spark notes of movies for me at this point. I can just see a bunch of movie summaries for free

  • @cheeeseborger
    @cheeeseborger 6 лет назад +161

    CinemaSins. The place where you can finally sorta watch the movies you said you would when u saw the ads and then didn't go see it knowing it was in theatres.

    • @anewtypeoftomato1565
      @anewtypeoftomato1565 6 лет назад +1

      Exactly right, This channel is how I experienced Home Alone 2, Cars 2, and The Martian, to name a few

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 Месяц назад

      I watched the movie
      It was not good

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 Месяц назад

      Would you copy someones' work and sell it as your own?
      That's what piracy is

  • @ChaseJonas75
    @ChaseJonas75 6 лет назад +276

    Who would win
    A complex series of storms caused by the Earth's tilt and rotations
    Or
    One Dutchy boi.

    • @owah
      @owah 6 лет назад +10

      Shrek

    • @spookyboob5611
      @spookyboob5611 6 лет назад +7

      The Dutchy Boi would win if it were 20 years older and have wings. Because then it would have octopus captain, and Johnny Depp would have to luck his was through a funny feature-film, in which Dutchy Boi does lock masts with the Black pearl in a Whirlpool. Therefore I think they sent octopus to space, and they are coming back to kill us all. Just saying. Put the calamari down.

    • @thunderthrustable
      @thunderthrustable 6 лет назад +1

      Who would win?
      A legendary ‘Splode
      Or...
      *A COUPLE OF LEAVES*

    • @rudystraight1750
      @rudystraight1750 6 лет назад +1

      TheFieryMeteor earth doesnt spin. Its not a ball. Idk what it is but its not a spinning ball

    • @mac_sour
      @mac_sour 6 лет назад

      it's flat obviously @Rudy Straight

  • @greypaladin4560
    @greypaladin4560 5 лет назад +708

    One more sin; any self respecting space agency with 30+ rocket launch pads would not put them so close together that an explosion on one pad would probably engulf several other pads. So either you have one exploded rocket and a bunch of now likely damaged if not incapacitated rockets struck by the flames and debris. But, if any of those rockets were fueled you might just get the world's worst game of dominos with exploding rockets. Or at least a couple of punctured and leaking fuel tanks next to a now on fire launchpad and used-to-be-a-rocket.
    If those aren't the launchpads but just a bunch of rockets on crawlers waiting to go to the launch pads then everything I said above is null. But still, it deserves a sin because you have all your rockets in one area, with no protection. All it would take is one hijacked or broken airplane on a collision course and a fair few of your rockets are now sitting ducks. Just, spread them out. Have five facilities instead of one easy target.
    Granted I would also have to minus one sin because NASA having thirty shuttles instead of nothing atm fulfills one of my childhood hopes for the future.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 5 лет назад +5

      Also, ISS IV is cool.

    • @Dumbrarere
      @Dumbrarere 4 года назад +6

      **DING**

    • @NoobsDudes
      @NoobsDudes 3 года назад +3

      1000 IQ

    • @timeissketch2942
      @timeissketch2942 2 года назад +4

      I read this comment the way Jeremy would speak for some reason xD

    • @SaintVodou
      @SaintVodou 2 года назад +1

      Thanks for that, informative and interesting

  • @likehat2729
    @likehat2729 5 лет назад +441

    1:37
    “Also, this is apparently a sophisticated yada yada net that does blah blah blah and controls the weather with a duh-duh-duh series of thingamabobs”
    -Cinemasins

    • @jarrellgrant6229
      @jarrellgrant6229 4 года назад +2

      That part brought me to the comments 😂

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад

      @@wizzardgame8343 could of just said up yours like the daughter on poltergeist

    • @spaceman9599
      @spaceman9599 3 года назад +2

      Cinemasins knows how to summarise any Michael Bays movie in 5 seconds.

  • @thunderthrustable
    @thunderthrustable 6 лет назад +1510

    Who would win?
    Scientists, soldiers, and millions of people
    Or...
    Some rain

    • @gabriellasworld674
      @gabriellasworld674 6 лет назад +21

      SyncXer this is easy the rain duh

    • @belkYT
      @belkYT 6 лет назад +17

      SyncXer “some rain”
      Me: *HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH*

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 5 лет назад +9

      Some rainy bois

    • @Douglas_Props
      @Douglas_Props 5 лет назад +28

      Who would?
      Millions of gallons of water!
      But when the water is filling your lungs I darn you to try saying “some rain”

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 5 лет назад +3

      I wanna say something badass like Ultron's reply: "ask Noa", but Armageddon was a movie with a "rain" consisting of a hail/hell-storm of meteors that, ironically, did less damage to Earth as a whole than the Biblical do-over, so I'm kinda frying my brain over this conundrum right now. Oh well...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1600

    If we survive 2020, this is going to actually happen in the year 2022

    • @randomidiotv2544
      @randomidiotv2544 4 года назад +53

      YOU ARE EVERYWHERE GADDAMMIT

    • @johnthegamerman404
      @johnthegamerman404 4 года назад +33

      2020 starts the end of the world. Each year gets worse xd

    • @axtra9561
      @axtra9561 4 года назад +17

      you practically just copied someone elses comment. You literally only get likes because you are recognizable.

    • @axtra9561
      @axtra9561 4 года назад +15

      @Chonky Chicken ye youtube comments section are 90% reposts

    • @amari5850
      @amari5850 4 года назад +9

      The world will end when this man stops commenting

  • @devongee1776
    @devongee1776 5 лет назад +164

    "we had a good streak but there does HBO again."
    _subscribes_

    • @chrisallie2224
      @chrisallie2224 4 года назад +1

      What's hbo.. Short for toothless hobo

    • @indayteray8647
      @indayteray8647 4 года назад +2

      @@chrisallie2224 Hobo without the first O

  • @SnootDoot
    @SnootDoot 4 года назад +191

    World : Freezes over
    Russians wearing summer clothes : *Ah,Summer is here comrades! Very good.*

    • @andreasbonaparte8171
      @andreasbonaparte8171 3 года назад +1

      Nope in that movie, Russia is burned

    • @randomandrew2356
      @randomandrew2356 3 года назад

      @@andreasbonaparte8171 could u maybe just shut up

    • @andreasbonaparte8171
      @andreasbonaparte8171 3 года назад +1

      @@randomandrew2356 No you shut up

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 Месяц назад

      Nope in that comment was a joke featured
      Piss yourself, NOW

  • @adamcf1297
    @adamcf1297 6 лет назад +316

    The ending of this movie makes no sense... first they build a machine to stop global warming and stuff, then they destroy it and global warming stuff isn’t back?

    • @shannonpeters1311
      @shannonpeters1311 6 лет назад +22

      ISS was a control center for the sat grid which is what does all the weather changes. They saved the sat grid and gave control back to NASA when ISS exploded. Did you watch the movie or just watch the sins? and stuff...

    • @surajd4169
      @surajd4169 5 лет назад +8

      Wouldn't the collisional cascading
      Destroyed everything after some time.

    • @Douglas_Props
      @Douglas_Props 5 лет назад +5

      *rolls eyes* Its called Climate Change, only scientifically illiterate call it global warming.

    • @ericy1817
      @ericy1817 5 лет назад +10

      @1kparmar It's called global warming because that's what the journalists called it. It's also called Climate change, which is the scientific name. Both refer to the same phenomenon: The increase of earth's average temperature.

    • @ericy1817
      @ericy1817 5 лет назад

      @1kparmar No, you only remember Journalists saying scientists using global warming. Furthermore, both are the exact same. Both are referring to the increase in temperatures globally.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +1041

    I did everything I could to avoid this movie, but now, I am compelled to see the cliffnotes version for humor purposes!
    I gotta ding myself now.

    • @careylocklear3659
      @careylocklear3659 6 лет назад +1

      New Message kk

    • @klikbate8916
      @klikbate8916 6 лет назад +5

      I had absolutely no idea what you were talking about till i read your name and pfp

    • @Toumoriryuu
      @Toumoriryuu 6 лет назад +7

      Kudos... your little alarm bell thing got me good, I totally clicked on it. Granted I drank 150 ml of 52% alcohol in less than a minute, but still...

    • @000FireRainHavoc000
      @000FireRainHavoc000 6 лет назад +1

      Ha! Ha! Ding myself thats funny.

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 6 лет назад +1

      We do.. great taste, even!

  • @seanymoney-_-8409
    @seanymoney-_-8409 5 лет назад +291

    10:33 _I like how he says this while there are 69 sins on the board_

  • @mallk238
    @mallk238 6 лет назад +89

    5:05 fun fact about how those rockets are lined up: when a rocket launches they have to flood the launch pad,not to put out the fires from the fuel, but because the decibels it generates is so high that it could potentially rip itself apart, by flooding the launch pad they lower the levels down just enough so that is *does not do that*. SO basically even *IF* they needed that many rockets on call they wouldn't even be able to launch them or have them that close to one another in the first place because they absolutely would tear themselves apart. Basically this whole operation is pretty stupid to have in the first place.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 6 лет назад +7

      And why go with shuttles when you can use cheaper, safer capsules?

    • @mallk238
      @mallk238 6 лет назад +19

      yeah! basically, hollywood really f***ed up this one. I guess it looks 'cool' but honestly it just bothers me for all the reasons stated. Go home movie, you did bad.

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 6 лет назад +3

      But hey, since when do Disaster movies ever follow logic. Remember those massive sink holes that the main characters can magically outrun on foot!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 6 лет назад +4

      You're assuming that in the magical future time of 2022 they haven't found a solution for this problem.
      Which, okay, that's only 4 years away so unless Geostorm takes place in some kind of alternate reality where someone activated the Infinite Money cheatcode for the entire planet, no, they wouldn't have, but then again this movie is also asking us to believe that we can invent, build and deploy a fully functional weather control system by next year with today's economy and technology *and then* still have enough left over to build such a huge fleet of space shuttles.
      Basically, overcoming the takeoff vibrations is the least of the problems this movie has.

    • @mallk238
      @mallk238 6 лет назад +4

      but it still means that even if we did do all that, we would also be breaking the laws of physics!
      ...
      Also I just thought that was a neat fact that maybe some people didn't know and I wanted to share it, this seemed like a neat place to share it...

  • @vorpalzvevda3659
    @vorpalzvevda3659 6 лет назад +146

    Geostorm
    90% CGI
    10% guy from 300

  • @SgtSupaman
    @SgtSupaman 6 лет назад +262

    I like how all the movies that try to spread fear about environmental issues fail basic physics. What better way to try and affect change in the real world than to ignore how the real world works?

    • @spencerfrankclayton4348
      @spencerfrankclayton4348 6 лет назад +18

      Hence, Democrats.

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 6 лет назад +20

      Spencer Frank Clayton: not sure why hard science is a democrat thing

    • @VerneditheSnail
      @VerneditheSnail 6 лет назад +12

      Being a Democrat is irrelevant. Sounds like an excuse for a living abortion to take a political jab at the opposing party.

    • @justinpowell3174
      @justinpowell3174 6 лет назад +15

      The "science" in this movie is just as broken as the "science" behind global warming.

    • @OverCooked10
      @OverCooked10 6 лет назад +14

      For the people who are confused about Spencer's comment. He wasn't saying democrats were related to environmental issues. He was poking fun at the OP's second sentence, in saying, democrats try to change the real world, yet ignore how the real world works.
      My guess is he's trying to reference the fact about them wanting open borders, and advocating that illegals be bypassed through our legal system to become actual citizens, and not seeing economic repercussions. Or that they talk about how making guns illegal will decrease crime involving guns. Both aren't substantiated by evidence and go against all logic. It was a generalization, but it was a joke all the same. Don't take it personally.

  • @Specialeffecks
    @Specialeffecks 6 лет назад +108

    CinemaSins SIN: You missed the biggest sin - According to the 'Geostorm Countdown Timer' no Geostorm actually occurred in this movie. The satellites were fixed prior to the "countdown to Geostorm" time being up. All the destruction in the movie must have been 'just short' of an actual Geostorm.

  • @ZeGoner2396
    @ZeGoner2396 4 года назад +31

    "Power of boners is greater than the power of Geostorms"
    made me choke lmao

  • @Mr._Lechkar
    @Mr._Lechkar 6 лет назад +56

    You forgot to mention how the Tokyo hail scene was a ripoff of The Day After Tomorrow.

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 6 лет назад +80

    4:20 *perfect setup for a Dutch Boy bonus round*
    _Watches entire video_
    *Abject disappointment when there is neither a Dutch Boy nor Geostorm bonus round.*
    😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Amitlu
      @Amitlu 6 лет назад +1

      How did this get made already did it

    • @tiny_rebel
      @tiny_rebel 6 лет назад

      +Amitlu The fuck is that sentence?

    • @Amitlu
      @Amitlu 6 лет назад

      reference to 'How did this get made'

    • @tiny_rebel
      @tiny_rebel 6 лет назад

      +Amitlu Now everything is coming together.

    • @teagueshelton7716
      @teagueshelton7716 6 лет назад

      420

  • @invisibleninja7873
    @invisibleninja7873 6 лет назад +44

    Honestly at this point i feel like moives are just trying to out-sin each other

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +3

      Invisible Ninja Honnestly this look likes a mixture of every disaster movie I saw in the last 2 decades...

  • @DGOfTheCentury
    @DGOfTheCentury 5 лет назад +103

    Surprised you never mentioned the loads of debris that came from the space station. That would definitely cause loads of issues for the "Dutch Boy" grid.

  • @TopSecretName
    @TopSecretName 6 лет назад +56

    I thought this movie came out in like 2006, imagine my shock when I looked it up to discover it was released last year.

    • @Lopez650
      @Lopez650 6 лет назад

      Top Secret Name I think ur talking about The Day After Tomorrow. Unless youre being sarcastic😂😂

  • @jaimie-leehall4582
    @jaimie-leehall4582 3 года назад +11

    "The day of tomorrow 3: Tomorrow never dies"
    I can't 🤣🤣

  • @numjro
    @numjro 10 месяцев назад +2

    I just finished watching this, and not even 10 minutes in I was thinking "CinemaSins is gonna throw a fit."

  • @thomasrosebrough9062
    @thomasrosebrough9062 6 лет назад +51

    10:41 this is my favorite sin. The only way to be more annoying when you are smugly correcting someone's grammar is to also be wrong about it.

    • @emmettthornton7045
      @emmettthornton7045 6 лет назад +9

      Yet you are wrong in smugly saying that someone else was wrong. Finish the implied wording: "It's bigger than you and I ARE". If the contraction trips you up, try it this way: "It IS bigger than you and I ARE". Clear now?

  • @yinjay7693
    @yinjay7693 4 года назад +67

    everyone:july cant be that bad?
    July:*the weather in this video*
    Me a mc player:/weather clear

    • @ballstretcher2178
      @ballstretcher2178 4 года назад +3

      pure cringe

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 4 года назад

      @@ballstretcher2178 They don't understand that making memes isn't an excuse for a personality

    • @SnootDoot
      @SnootDoot 4 года назад

      Yall stupid just use...
      *THE CLEAR SKIES THU’UM*

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 4 года назад +8

    My future self contacted me and told me how to avert a major crisis. Had to tell him you can’t change the past. If that thing happens to me in the future, I can’t change that

  • @LadyViscera
    @LadyViscera 6 лет назад +6

    I wanted the plot twist to be that Dutch Boy had become autonomous, but I guess that would be too much like I, Robot.

    • @LadyTanyaNY
      @LadyTanyaNY 6 лет назад +1

      TheIronAntelope - That actually would have been a really cool plot twist!

  • @docjaz14
    @docjaz14 5 лет назад +159

    I saw a freaking actor from umbrella academy on Netflix. He played klaus. The boy on the spacecraft with the black curly hair

    • @ayycardinal6802
      @ayycardinal6802 5 лет назад +1

      talitha bateman was in Geostorm! Geostorm was a great movie!

    • @Observer_Decay
      @Observer_Decay 3 года назад

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it :)

    • @HIR0SE
      @HIR0SE 3 года назад +4

      He came a long way since he banged an old lady in Misfits.

  • @indayteray8647
    @indayteray8647 4 года назад +12

    Geostorm: *_The Movie Where You Make Weather-Manipulating Satellite Crazy and Make Weather Go UnJesuslly Funny_*

  • @Pirateofskies
    @Pirateofskies 6 лет назад +87

    You could get Moscow, Russia confused with Moscow Idaho.

    • @Driftshift66
      @Driftshift66 6 лет назад +21

      lightbulb205 woah Never in my life did I think I'd roll across a RUclips comment mentioning Moscow, Idaho of all places. It's literally 20 minutes from where I live. That's awesome.

    • @thered4048
      @thered4048 6 лет назад +9

      Idaho potatoes and Russian Vodka...
      The perfect mix! :D

    • @LordConstipation
      @LordConstipation 6 лет назад +12

      I guess theoretically you could get those confused, but who the fuck is gonna hear "Moscow" and think, "Oh yeah, you mean that place in Idaho, right?" Even people who live in Moscow, Idaho probably don't think that.

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 6 лет назад +1

      lightbulb205 woah , Or Moscow Mills, Missouri!

    • @LetustheDragon
      @LetustheDragon 6 лет назад +1

      Too many cougars, too little moose.

  • @JoseOrichalcum
    @JoseOrichalcum 6 лет назад +13

    So, when are we getting sins for Wreck-It Ralph, The Iron Giant, and Black Panther?

  • @MyPamn
    @MyPamn 6 лет назад +36

    Geostorm sounds like a spell you get on a RPG

    • @spectral5939
      @spectral5939 6 лет назад +3

      P Marques Or a card from a card game. Either or works.

    • @theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268
      @theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268 6 лет назад +4

      Grim used geostorm
      *its not very affective*

    • @darash4966
      @darash4966 6 лет назад

      P Marques t

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 6 лет назад +1

      P Marques it really does. It could be something like an earth and air spell

  • @largeymargey5651
    @largeymargey5651 6 лет назад +80

    Another sin how tf is the burj Khalifa still standing

  • @Darapsa
    @Darapsa Месяц назад

    10:42 YES! You and I versus You and me. Explained beautifully!

  • @jordanmacleod3688
    @jordanmacleod3688 5 лет назад +26

    I watched this movie for the first time yesterday.
    I literally knew everything I needed to know about it from watching this movie beforehand

  • @initiatingspin195
    @initiatingspin195 4 года назад +5

    5:30 extra nerdy sin here: OV-104 is Space Shuttle Atlantis’s orbiter designation, a number which distinguishes shuttles from each other. And the fact that a movie as sh*tty as Geostorm has the audacity to use the hallowed Space Shuttle Atlantis’s (the best shuttle IMO) orbiter designation is disgraceful. 100+ sins

    • @onewayturtles
      @onewayturtles 4 года назад +1

      I came here for comments like this.

  • @BethGabrielle
    @BethGabrielle 4 года назад +53

    ‘Government authority figure has to track down the one person who can do the job, but he’s living in a shack in Florida and working on a vintage car’ cliche 😂💀

  • @CS-vo5kb
    @CS-vo5kb 6 лет назад +34

    Coming in 2050: the logo movie (1 and a half hours of logos)

    • @malachitecookie9500
      @malachitecookie9500 5 лет назад +3

      and thats just the logos, not the movie of 3 hours of logos

  • @DonsStudios
    @DonsStudios 6 лет назад +14

    17:20 President: "How?!"
    Me: "Because he's Batm-"
    "Because I'm the godam president of the United States of America!"
    Me: "or that"

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 6 лет назад +1

      Persoanlly i'd trust anyone other then the prezident during an emergency. hell i'd trust a meter maid better.

  • @tankaddict9147
    @tankaddict9147 6 лет назад +11

    I love how they put the entire fate of humanity into one person to override or shutdown the satellite, did no one ask "wait this might be a bad idea?" lol

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 6 лет назад

      Joe Higgins yeah seems like everyone on the UN security council at the VERY least would have access to those codes. Even the president has backup plans for the codes to the nukes if he's killed, as does most of the major powers. But the thing capable of wiping the entire planet of life? Let's give it to ONLY the president of the USA

  • @dreamingjason
    @dreamingjason 4 года назад +1

    dude. Domino, the luck girl from Deadpool 2 (i think), is in mission control at 18:50 . Nothing more. She's just there. Not stopping the geostorm. Guess she hasn't found her luck yet ;) ...or maaaaaybe, sitting in mission control is the only place there is.

  • @epicdude1157
    @epicdude1157 6 лет назад +9

    Happy Cinemasins day everyone

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 6 лет назад

      Dylan Kushinski let's all sin a movie to celebrate!

  • @Vyzactyh
    @Vyzactyh 6 лет назад +15

    *Me while watching Geostorm*
    a lot of people died instantly
    me: yeah alright.
    a dog gets lost:
    me: *I WILL PUNCH MY LAPTOP SCREEN IF THAT DOG DIED!!!*

  • @Cryptic_
    @Cryptic_ 6 лет назад +39

    12:55 On the phone
    New Zealand isn't shown so it doesn't exist
    So we just survive?

    • @YoshiFan15_256
      @YoshiFan15_256 6 лет назад +1

      Dakotah Hutchinson Australia was a bit fine in the South but later it was all covered, and I also live in Australia in Victoria which is also south so we’ll just evacuate and hope for the best.

    • @simonskaf5907
      @simonskaf5907 6 лет назад +4

      Zackarie Andrews Australia is not the same country as new zealand

    • @Human-hs8sp
      @Human-hs8sp 6 лет назад +6

      Yet another map without NZ. Number 4874

    • @Cryptic_
      @Cryptic_ 6 лет назад +5

      Rolland Hunter
      We will be there
      One day...

    • @1egdyboi159
      @1egdyboi159 6 лет назад +1

      Look at the map its clear NZ is under water from climate change

  • @Webtalkshow
    @Webtalkshow 6 лет назад +17

    I love when you guys do those movies :D awesome humor, so good, thanx from Germany

  • @patrickdarnell2356
    @patrickdarnell2356 6 лет назад +9

    Wowzer a cinemasins video straight out the virtual oven. I can still smell the salt.

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog2666 6 лет назад +117

    And lets have a child as a narrator because "emotional impact" lmfao, this pos movie lost me in 5 seconds..

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 6 лет назад +12

      And that chick in the bikini isn`t even hot, she`s just anorexic..
      No tits, no ass, no legs, just a skeleton with skin on..

    • @PoeCompany
      @PoeCompany 6 лет назад +6

      i'm sorry you actually spent money to see this in theaters

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 6 лет назад +4

      no the global warming lost me in five second. "hey movie goes this is a PSA movie...gotcha!" you know at least in day after tommorow is was just some freak weather and not enviromental message hammered into you harder then a nuke.

  • @priklzthklown2635
    @priklzthklown2635 Год назад +2

    We had narrowed our unborn son's name down to three possibilities. Then we saw this film. We went with Dutch Boy.

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 6 лет назад +193

    This and 2012 really take the natural disaster formula to "so bad it's good" levels. But I respect the film makers that took on these movies.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 6 лет назад +8

      2012 is not so bad that is good, it is too pretentious and self entitled to its own message to be so bad that is good, it is also not funny enough

    • @sojoNIN
      @sojoNIN 6 лет назад +2

      I can't respect the bullshit false-flag narrative of "man-made climate change". This shit happens Naturally, we have no discernible effect on it AT ALL!

    • @alexross1997
      @alexross1997 6 лет назад +33

      sojonin thanks for denying science

    • @danielland3767
      @danielland3767 6 лет назад +1

      I love disaster movies so this & 2012 were great to me

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 6 лет назад +10

      Yep, pumping and digging millions upon millions of tons of carbon out of the ground every year and then burning it at an increasing rate and thereby increasing CO2 levels, while also cutting down more and more trees that would take up that CO2, while the sun is much hotter than a few million years ago isn't going to fuck habitable space for humans over.
      While the amounts of CO2 introduced by humans might be small by comparison, they are adding to the natural sources and if there is one thing that is true, it is that even small amounts of something can have an effect. Just think about many natural posions, where a few milligrams are enough to kill a grown man of 80 kilograms.
      Oh, yes, and then there is the science, that actually says that humans do have an effect on the natural cause of things and with 7 billion of us and no shortage of new humans to increase that number, we won't stop having an effect. You might want to stop listening to those outlets that don't understand the science and misrepresent it.
      The RUclipsr Potholer54 would be a good start, as he shows where a lot of the science got misrepresented.

  • @itsjustbrandy4290
    @itsjustbrandy4290 6 лет назад +5

    The end credits are always the best part of these videos! Jeremy is a genius.

    • @RomanFanboy
      @RomanFanboy 6 лет назад +1

      you know what song he played during the skyscraper falling?

    • @itsjustbrandy4290
      @itsjustbrandy4290 6 лет назад

      QueefCookie The Pixies - where is my mind. It's from the end scene of Fight Club when all the buildings explode. This is why I love Jeremy.

    • @RomanFanboy
      @RomanFanboy 6 лет назад

      thanks a whole lot man.

  • @duke605
    @duke605 6 лет назад +19

    8:09 CinemaSins obviously didn’t watch “Could you be sucked into space through a hole?” From because science. That scene was actually accurate af

  • @TabithaLCrider
    @TabithaLCrider 4 года назад +6

    We’re just gonna ignore the fact that in the movie when they leave the parking garage with the president and the guys jump out of the way of the car . that you can see the guy land on the stunt mat😭

  • @colelepper9381
    @colelepper9381 6 лет назад +16

    0:22 (the lion king opening theme)

  • @kittykat5436
    @kittykat5436 5 лет назад +10

    You can make the scariest/most disastrous movies seem hilarious 😂

  • @Blueout23
    @Blueout23 6 лет назад +61

    good actors, decent idea. but executed badly, story was all over the place, and science was a bit insane. could have been a good global disaster movie.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 6 лет назад +7

      I feel like the name came first (because it is a pretty badass name) and they worked backward from there, only they kept going and going long after they had enough to fill a movie.

    • @Blueout23
      @Blueout23 6 лет назад

      You are right.

    • @kerenacosta7966
      @kerenacosta7966 6 лет назад +1

      I was only looking forward to the movie simply because I wanted to see the damage and all the weather danger stuff. So disappointing.

    • @legendaryfog4253
      @legendaryfog4253 6 лет назад

      100%

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs 5 лет назад +5

    9:45 Gerard Butler's Scottish accent is winning that battle more conclusively than William Wallace won the Battle of Stirling (Bridge) in Braveheart.

  • @madcourier6217
    @madcourier6217 6 лет назад +6

    Those 117 rockets is what probably happens when you switch Nasa's and the Pentagon's budgets.

  • @AmyWildstyle
    @AmyWildstyle 4 года назад +6

    I remember watching this with my dad, but this is also the first time I said "roll credits" in front of him
    He loved it

  • @soulless9081
    @soulless9081 6 лет назад +59

    It wasn't about geometry

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 лет назад +4

      Soulless Flame :O algebra for nothing .

    • @qrstasdf6473
      @qrstasdf6473 6 лет назад +3

      Stop being so square

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 лет назад +2

      Qrst Asdf did you just assume his geometry? That's trigonometry-ist.

    • @soulless9081
      @soulless9081 6 лет назад +2

      The Black Baron um, exCUUUUSEE YOU. The proper term is Mathist, you Mathist pig!

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 лет назад

      Soulless Flame I need an SJW with a barcode scanner over here. His victim card can't have a higher score than mine! Damm where are the socialists when you need them... Obviously not working.

  • @seraslain962
    @seraslain962 6 лет назад +8

    Floods and Droughts, huh?
    Just a normal year in Australia.
    If we don't have Droughts, we have Floods. If we don't have Floods, we have Droughts.

    • @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744
      @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744 6 лет назад

      If you don’t have droughts or flood, that means you have droughts and floods, which means they cancel eachother out.

  • @krystiankornilowicz4577
    @krystiankornilowicz4577 4 года назад +8

    this is basically how i watch movies i don't want to pirate or buy

  • @zaky4993
    @zaky4993 4 года назад +3

    Title: Everything Wrong With Geostorm In 20 Minutes Or Less
    Video runtime: 20:22
    Me: try again

    • @chasesmith9398
      @chasesmith9398 4 года назад

      Um the running stoped at 19 minutes so i don't know what your talking about. The last minute was music playing our scenes. So they did all the sinning under 20min

  • @joshbarnes6759
    @joshbarnes6759 6 лет назад +11

    Which is worse?
    A. The Day After Tomorrow
    B. 2012
    C. San Andreas
    D. Geostorm

  • @dumi_thicc
    @dumi_thicc 6 лет назад +32

    This just looks like a ripoff of The Day After Tomorrow and 2012 combined

    • @bluecrossings5942
      @bluecrossings5942 5 лет назад +1

      You forgot Interstellar, the father-daughter relationship.

  • @ericallen7200
    @ericallen7200 10 месяцев назад +1

    Paused @03:37 lmgdfao at sudden Christof. This one alone should break the internet.

  • @karlthetechpriest2905
    @karlthetechpriest2905 6 лет назад +15

    That Starship troopers refrence

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 6 лет назад +35

    1:14 I really kind of want a Bill & Ted EU now. They can link up with Doc & Marty and that guy from H.G. Wells novel when he was played by Guy Peace and compare time travel experiences

    • @unfabgirl
      @unfabgirl 6 лет назад +1

      Well, they are making a third one, so it might just happen.

    • @Afroriqan
      @Afroriqan 6 лет назад

      I ship this idea

  • @MaskedPunk1
    @MaskedPunk1 6 лет назад +8

    0:14 my name is Samantha, and I’ll tell you how all this really happened.

  • @UDunMesdUp
    @UDunMesdUp 6 лет назад +7

    10:35 minutes into the thing, I caught myself dying due to laughter. And also look at the sin number.

  • @sunseedshinman4293
    @sunseedshinman4293 6 лет назад +9

    I’m making a request Shrek the third

  • @autoskrull5392
    @autoskrull5392 6 лет назад +12

    You should make an everything wrong with 8-mile

  • @MrSmith-jf7ic
    @MrSmith-jf7ic 4 года назад +1

    “In the not too distant future, next Sunday AD”
    Of course you’re an MST3K fan. Because you’re awesome.

  • @jonfarrow9862
    @jonfarrow9862 5 лет назад +12

    The people frozen in place is definitely sin worthy. But the harping on the heat wave killing two million people in one day thing is plausible. Ok, maybe not the actual weather, but a drastic change in weather could cause that much death.
    In the short hot part of the year in Madrid the average hottest temp is 92f / 33c, with rare peaks to just about 100f.
    In the shade, with a breeze or fans, you can avoid the heat in the hottest part of the day.
    Where I live in west Texas we get up to 110, and even though it's a yearly occurrence we still have people die from heat exposure.
    Rolling brown outs from too many people running their AC in the middle of the day are common in the southern US.
    Since we don't know what day this happened it could have been early spring when the temperature in Madrid suddenly jumped to 120. Even with warning to stay inside the power grid would most likely crash. So no fans or AC, depending on the infrastructure the massive power outage could knock out water pumps, so as soon as the reserves in the water towers went out there's no water either.
    With the expected 7 million population of the Madrid metro area in 2022 and 20% of the population being over 65 that's 1.4 million very high risk people. Plus people with any sort of medical condition would be at high risk.
    While heat stroke is easily treated and has a good prognosis it depends on cooling and medical care. So a massive spike in temperature could definitely be incredibly lethal to an unprepared metro area.
    I think the real sin is them casually mentioning that two million people died.
    That's just shy of 30% of the projected population. One in three people dieing wouldn't be a one day disaster. The body disposal would take huge resources, secondary infections from the decomp would spread rapidly.
    I know two million dead in one day sounds like a cool disaster number. But you either have to go lower, or acknowledge that it was an unparalleled cataclysmic event with major impact on Europe forever. Like, they wouldn't be cool with America having complete control of the system after two million people died one day.

    • @jojoversus1100
      @jojoversus1100 2 года назад

      There are only 3+ mil people in Madrid. That's saying a heat wave killed over half the population in one day. Not plausible at all & definitely sin-worthy.

  • @joannaplichta9677
    @joannaplichta9677 2 года назад +9

    I still remember that moment in the cinema when I realized they are actually going to survive the destruction of the space station. I got such a fit of giggles that I couldn't catch my breath.

  • @MCFCFan1998
    @MCFCFan1998 6 лет назад +26

    I can't wait to see everything wrong with avengers infinity war

    • @MrGarycharters
      @MrGarycharters 6 лет назад +1

      Sexy urgen listin to their podcast and you can get half of what they will point out.

    • @kirby7327
      @kirby7327 6 лет назад +2

      Sexy urgen Nothing is wrong

    • @solomonsetarin7615
      @solomonsetarin7615 6 лет назад

      He mentioned infinity war as an art-house. he found the moving amazing.

  • @eventyraren
    @eventyraren 6 лет назад +5

    I just realised that you have not done the first Fast and Furious movie, maby you shold do that one soon.

  • @tylerbartlett2297
    @tylerbartlett2297 4 года назад +1

    Bruh i love the lazer part of the geo-storm
    "DOM DROP THE HAMMER"

  • @pancakebill6927
    @pancakebill6927 6 лет назад +12

    24 views, 24 likes. now thats what i like to see.

    • @davisb.1167
      @davisb.1167 6 лет назад

      xÌLðvê£ï§h¥x Thanos would want 14 of them

    • @krettzy3540
      @krettzy3540 6 лет назад

      12*

    • @achxd
      @achxd 6 лет назад

      Real original.

  • @traviselliott6329
    @traviselliott6329 6 лет назад +42

    In the ending you missed an opportunity to quote Alfred “some men just want to watch the world burn” 😭😭😭 am disappointed

    • @TheScholesie09
      @TheScholesie09 6 лет назад +6

      But he didn't he called it a "bad Michael Caine impression" Alfred's actor. so he actually did hit the opportunity. Sin for you.

    • @enderlegasov
      @enderlegasov 6 лет назад +1

      thunder cleez Clearly you don't know what autism actually is. 1 sin for your stupidity.

  • @danielfrisk925
    @danielfrisk925 7 месяцев назад

    Lining up space rocket launch platforms right next to eachother. Genius.

  • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
    @alexandresobreiramartins9461 6 лет назад +11

    What's Domino doing in this movie?!?

    • @spirz4557
      @spirz4557 6 лет назад +5

      Testing her luck ?

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg Месяц назад

    13:22 lol...calling Ed Harris "jackson Pollock"- Nice one!

  • @biosaari
    @biosaari Год назад

    3:00 Deserts are necessary for many lifeforms, and often are formed by a rain shadow that is difficult to overcome; and there is no need to make all of the desert "bloom".

  • @witnessme4352
    @witnessme4352 6 лет назад +4

    1:25- And there are no actual Dutch Boys aboard. Also, for some inexplicable reason, I keep picturing a Dutch boy wearing knickerbockers in a modern double Dutch competition.

  • @TheCephalon
    @TheCephalon 6 лет назад +6

    I honestly couldn’t believe how much narration there was at the beginning of this movie. Like how lazy can your writers be

    • @masterpenguin8472
      @masterpenguin8472 6 лет назад

      Also, the beginning was just a cheap knockoff of the Pacific Rim prologue.

  • @flanneloperator9466
    @flanneloperator9466 3 года назад +1

    19:26
    I died 😂😂👌👍

  • @shoburthedog
    @shoburthedog 5 лет назад +8

    15:39 Michael Bay explosion!!

  • @setevcorker9104
    @setevcorker9104 4 года назад

    I dropped in here because I thought this was about the Geo Storm car that was made 1990 to 1993. I loved that car! Had the 1.8L twin cam and it would SCREAM! Suspension couldn't keep it together at speed.

  • @mr.duanesharpe
    @mr.duanesharpe 5 лет назад +8

    Sin: who keeps a RPG in the trunk!

    • @dominic.m.i.
      @dominic.m.i. 4 года назад +2

      The random criminal family in the minions movie

  • @Game_Source
    @Game_Source 6 лет назад +12

    Geotrash

  • @fauxhuntyt2273
    @fauxhuntyt2273 6 лет назад +29

    I fell asleep while watching this

    • @f.b.i8205
      @f.b.i8205 5 лет назад +1

      FauxHunt YT lmao

    • @racewrld8753
      @racewrld8753 5 лет назад

      I have too but I hear something funny then I give then wake up

  • @agris8859
    @agris8859 5 лет назад +10

    wait a sec
    why is ''PACKET LOSS'' a good thing ?