Try something clever, like a character in your movie does something cliche, and that person's friend says something like "That's so cliche, it should be a sin."
I wouldn't be surprised if movies have referenced cinemasins. Maybe not the higher budget ones but surely a cinemasins fan has made a movie. Out of 9 million people?
Yeah, launch pads are typically several miles apart for a reason. If a rocket explodes on the pad when fully fueled, it's going to cause a massive explosion, and you don't want that setting off a chain reaction if you have other rockets on the pad.
Technically that CAN happen irl if there's enough lightning bolts hitting the same spectrum. It's happened before, buildings exploding during lightning storms, but not with the same massive force as movie magic here.
CinemaSins. The place where you can finally sorta watch the movies you said you would when u saw the ads and then didn't go see it knowing it was in theatres.
"Just one week, after mom and dad died, you got arrested for fighting" Sounds to me like someone grieving in their own less than healthy way. As bitter as that might make me as a sibling, unless they broke out in a fight at the funeral or something, I could probably forgive them for something like that
Thank You!! That felt like the most petty and least relevant thing to say in that moment! Also, as a reason why your brilliant brother should hold up his investigation and call you every time something comes up, it was an absolutely ludicrous and dangerous comment and demand!! I really hated how they set up that whole dynamic.
Fr like of all the things you could do in the throes of grief, I’d say getting into a fight is definitely one of the more preferable. Not to mention it wasn’t assaulting someone, it was fighting, meaning that it was two-sided at least to some extent. Honestly not that bad, all things considered.
1:37 “Also, this is apparently a sophisticated yada yada net that does blah blah blah and controls the weather with a duh-duh-duh series of thingamabobs” -Cinemasins
That moment when the movie directors ignore the fact that storms are caused by changing air mass and not just random cloud deciding "I now want to produce lightning"
The Dutchy Boi would win if it were 20 years older and have wings. Because then it would have octopus captain, and Johnny Depp would have to luck his was through a funny feature-film, in which Dutchy Boi does lock masts with the Black pearl in a Whirlpool. Therefore I think they sent octopus to space, and they are coming back to kill us all. Just saying. Put the calamari down.
You forgot the "Protagonists manage to avert disaster with just a few seconds to spare" cliche. Seriously, it's so infuriating. Film-makers say they do this for suspense, but every time we see a deadline like this, there's no suspense at all because we know they'll succeed, because they always succeed with almost no time left. One day, just for a bit of variety, I want to see them save the world with several whole minutes to spare.
Indeed. Granted, they got on before they (most of them) died, but the ark was going to smash into Everest, and they averted that just in time. Then there's Olympus Has Fallen where that bloke disarmed the nuclear self-destruct system with a couple seconds left. Or Tomb Raider, where they were trying to align the planets and she stopped them just before they finished. O Battle Los Angeles, where the USAF were planning a huge bombardment, and the aliens managed to blow up their base just in time to stop them (technically this one's good-guy/bad-guy reversed, and it doesn't show the base being destroyed, but they seemed to believe the bombardment would happen, right up until the clock reached zero. If the aliens had stopped it much earlier, those Marines would have been told). Or Passengers, where they figured out how to fix the ship just in time before it literally fell apart, and where he managed to actually fix it half a second before her holding system failed. Or Angels and Demons, where The Hanks managed to find the anti-matter, and Obi-wan managed to get rid of it, just a few seconds before it exploded. Or Inferno, where The Hanks managed to find the bag full of virus and get rid of it just a few seconds before it finished dissolving into the city's water supply. Or Star Wars: A New Hope, where they managed to blow up the Death Star just before it would have been able to fire on the rebel base. Granted, that didn't having a clock, but it did have an infographic showing it moving towards having direct line-on-sight. Et cetera.
Michael Caruth I agree I was watching girl interrupted again and they literally say girl interrupted in the first paragraph of dialogue. I thought the myself ROLL CREDITS.
Could have had a bonus round for all the scientific inaccuracies, or you could have saved yourself the time and just added 500 sins. They flew a shuttle straight up and flew it over to the ISS like a plane FFS. That's not how orbiting works, that's not how any of this works.
That moment when a new CinemaSins comes out and you think to yourself "Oh yeah, I wanted to watch that movie." Then about 40 seconds in, you realize that you have actually watched the movie and it was so fking forgettable, that you'd forgotten that you'd actually watched it.
I wanna say something badass like Ultron's reply: "ask Noa", but Armageddon was a movie with a "rain" consisting of a hail/hell-storm of meteors that, ironically, did less damage to Earth as a whole than the Biblical do-over, so I'm kinda frying my brain over this conundrum right now. Oh well...
Even before I watch this, one of the biggest problems with this film is trying to merge political intrigue, spy thriller, and disaster movie all into one. Too much going on to establish a coherent narrative.
Disaster movies: For 30 years letting us know that humans are destroying the planet and we should do something about it. What you may ask? Well, paying these hacks to watch their movies so they can get rich definitely sound like a solution to them.
Also, I'm pretty sure The Rock already did that. (Spy thriller - Sean Connery playing a Bond-type guy that doesn't officially exist; political intrigue - military man turning against his government for a sympathetic reason/government keeping secrets from other members of it: disaster movie - Nicolas Cage/explosions)
One more sin; any self respecting space agency with 30+ rocket launch pads would not put them so close together that an explosion on one pad would probably engulf several other pads. So either you have one exploded rocket and a bunch of now likely damaged if not incapacitated rockets struck by the flames and debris. But, if any of those rockets were fueled you might just get the world's worst game of dominos with exploding rockets. Or at least a couple of punctured and leaking fuel tanks next to a now on fire launchpad and used-to-be-a-rocket. If those aren't the launchpads but just a bunch of rockets on crawlers waiting to go to the launch pads then everything I said above is null. But still, it deserves a sin because you have all your rockets in one area, with no protection. All it would take is one hijacked or broken airplane on a collision course and a fair few of your rockets are now sitting ducks. Just, spread them out. Have five facilities instead of one easy target. Granted I would also have to minus one sin because NASA having thirty shuttles instead of nothing atm fulfills one of my childhood hopes for the future.
Landlines can’t be hacked. (Tapped yes, but it requires being local not remote). Landlines aren’t subject to common power outages. Also they don’t have to be charged so you don’t run out of battery. Wired Landlines is actually a good idea.
you can block, intercept, change the call destinations from land lines, does that count as 'hacking'? and it doesn't require being local for 'tapping' a land line.
Illumininja Confirmed I seriously hope you're joking, right? Cos I'm not an american, and I know what HBO is. Home Box Office. A tv station. And the home channel for "Game of Thrones", I believe. But don't quote me on that, lol. 😆
xMElpx, when the channel HBO isn't working, he gets angry and calls the satellite broadcasting it just a malfunctioning weather satellite because it's useless.
I like how all the movies that try to spread fear about environmental issues fail basic physics. What better way to try and affect change in the real world than to ignore how the real world works?
For the people who are confused about Spencer's comment. He wasn't saying democrats were related to environmental issues. He was poking fun at the OP's second sentence, in saying, democrats try to change the real world, yet ignore how the real world works. My guess is he's trying to reference the fact about them wanting open borders, and advocating that illegals be bypassed through our legal system to become actual citizens, and not seeing economic repercussions. Or that they talk about how making guns illegal will decrease crime involving guns. Both aren't substantiated by evidence and go against all logic. It was a generalization, but it was a joke all the same. Don't take it personally.
5:05 fun fact about how those rockets are lined up: when a rocket launches they have to flood the launch pad,not to put out the fires from the fuel, but because the decibels it generates is so high that it could potentially rip itself apart, by flooding the launch pad they lower the levels down just enough so that is *does not do that*. SO basically even *IF* they needed that many rockets on call they wouldn't even be able to launch them or have them that close to one another in the first place because they absolutely would tear themselves apart. Basically this whole operation is pretty stupid to have in the first place.
yeah! basically, hollywood really f***ed up this one. I guess it looks 'cool' but honestly it just bothers me for all the reasons stated. Go home movie, you did bad.
You're assuming that in the magical future time of 2022 they haven't found a solution for this problem. Which, okay, that's only 4 years away so unless Geostorm takes place in some kind of alternate reality where someone activated the Infinite Money cheatcode for the entire planet, no, they wouldn't have, but then again this movie is also asking us to believe that we can invent, build and deploy a fully functional weather control system by next year with today's economy and technology *and then* still have enough left over to build such a huge fleet of space shuttles. Basically, overcoming the takeoff vibrations is the least of the problems this movie has.
but it still means that even if we did do all that, we would also be breaking the laws of physics! ... Also I just thought that was a neat fact that maybe some people didn't know and I wanted to share it, this seemed like a neat place to share it...
You missed a sin..... The Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world managed to stay standing, while LEANING to one side............ AFTER GETTING HIT BY A TSUNAMI!!!!!! Physics have lost meaning!!!
Would a tsunami even effect a building as big and heavy as burj khalifa. I doubt it would even feel a tremor much less lean to one side. They did it in the movie because it looked cool.
The ending of this movie makes no sense... first they build a machine to stop global warming and stuff, then they destroy it and global warming stuff isn’t back?
ISS was a control center for the sat grid which is what does all the weather changes. They saved the sat grid and gave control back to NASA when ISS exploded. Did you watch the movie or just watch the sins? and stuff...
@1kparmar It's called global warming because that's what the journalists called it. It's also called Climate change, which is the scientific name. Both refer to the same phenomenon: The increase of earth's average temperature.
@1kparmar No, you only remember Journalists saying scientists using global warming. Furthermore, both are the exact same. Both are referring to the increase in temperatures globally.
CinemaSins SIN: You missed the biggest sin - According to the 'Geostorm Countdown Timer' no Geostorm actually occurred in this movie. The satellites were fixed prior to the "countdown to Geostorm" time being up. All the destruction in the movie must have been 'just short' of an actual Geostorm.
So, Nathan cleaned himself up and became a scientist after getting out of community service. Not bad for a guy who got arrested for stealing pick-and-mix.
Surprised you never mentioned the loads of debris that came from the space station. That would definitely cause loads of issues for the "Dutch Boy" grid.
8:23 Adding more to that sin... Hubby and I toured the Houston Space Center about a month ago. (Absolutely recommend it!) On the tour, they showed us all the tech that's being developed for the upcoming Orion Mars missions -- and some of that are the Valkyrie robots, which are specifically designed to do complicated EVA's that involve maintenance. Tour guide: "So if anything goes wrong, we will have lost an expensive robot, but not a human life." So yeah. Screw this movie for not even doing research into the tech that's currently in development...
How do films like this keep getting made? I say this as an aspiring screenwriter/novelist. It's like, all that time you spend honing your craft and learning how to do elegant exposition, character development, etc. is completely wasted given that, for some reason, so many of these sorts of films just don't bother to be coherent/good. How did these screenwriters get their big breaks? More to the point, who are the people seeing these films and financing them?
@Isaiah Garraway Films have to make money - I'm fine by that. If that involves pandering to the Chinese market, fine. China is a rich and varied country, so there's plenty you can do with it. So often, however, films just decide to plop the main character in China because...reasons. The Martian is a film that got it right - it involved China and partially made the Chinese heroes, but the reasons made sense within the narrative and it didn't feel shoehorned. Then there's Transformers... @creeperlord 656 Thanks :-). I make money already though...just not the gazillions of dollars I'm guessing your average blockbuster screenwriter makes! I'm a full-time freelance writer already, just not a screenwriter. I mostly write for children's magazines (fiction and nonfiction) and also write for video game mods (though I don't get paid for the latter, but it's good experience).
Semantic Samuel studios want to make movies fast and cheap. Its always been that way. Thats why there is usually an anounced release date before the script is written
If I may direct your attention to a video, that while makes fun of video games in particular, works quite well to demonstrate why things happen. It's a specific instance but it works quite well to illustrate why the writing goes bad anyway~ ruclips.net/video/tXJ27KHa4Ck/видео.html
Shame they couldn't make a good movie out of Geostorm. The premise of saving the planet from global climate change using technology to alter the weather sounded very cool.
There was a teen novel a couple years before this came out that did the same, only specifically with tornadoes. It was an okay read-- I believe they called it "Into the Storm", which was ironic because I think it came out shortly before the tornado film of the same name (which was all they had in common) came out...
My future self contacted me and told me how to avert a major crisis. Had to tell him you can’t change the past. If that thing happens to me in the future, I can’t change that
4:20 *perfect setup for a Dutch Boy bonus round* _Watches entire video_ *Abject disappointment when there is neither a Dutch Boy nor Geostorm bonus round.* 😭😭😭😭😭
Yet you are wrong in smugly saying that someone else was wrong. Finish the implied wording: "It's bigger than you and I ARE". If the contraction trips you up, try it this way: "It IS bigger than you and I ARE". Clear now?
5:36 I laughed so hard at this! I love when he talks bout his college girlfriend. I'd love for him to do a video about her, explaining what went down and why he always brings her up.
I love how they put the entire fate of humanity into one person to override or shutdown the satellite, did no one ask "wait this might be a bad idea?" lol
Joe Higgins yeah seems like everyone on the UN security council at the VERY least would have access to those codes. Even the president has backup plans for the codes to the nukes if he's killed, as does most of the major powers. But the thing capable of wiping the entire planet of life? Let's give it to ONLY the president of the USA
lightbulb205 woah Never in my life did I think I'd roll across a RUclips comment mentioning Moscow, Idaho of all places. It's literally 20 minutes from where I live. That's awesome.
I guess theoretically you could get those confused, but who the fuck is gonna hear "Moscow" and think, "Oh yeah, you mean that place in Idaho, right?" Even people who live in Moscow, Idaho probably don't think that.
‘Government authority figure has to track down the one person who can do the job, but he’s living in a shack in Florida and working on a vintage car’ cliche 😂💀
Also, fun thing about maintenance robots like the one that nearly crushed them with a satellite, in real life, those things are designed with limiters, in a basic sense. They aren't supposed to move with a lot of speed and power, they're supposed to be precise and slow so they don't make any mistakes when making repairs. So the idea that one could swing with enough force to nearly kill everyone in that room is a massive sin.
To be fair, if you don't say "Because I'm the goddamn president of the United States of America" whenever you have the opportunity, are you really worthy of the title "Goddamn President of the United States of America"? This is what I learnt from Metal Wolf Chaos, the most American game to come out of Japan.
No Cinema Sins every movie ever has lied to you about being sucked into the vacuum of space except Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and this apparently. The pressure difference isn't strong enough unless your right next to where the first panel blows.
I can't respect the bullshit false-flag narrative of "man-made climate change". This shit happens Naturally, we have no discernible effect on it AT ALL!
Yep, pumping and digging millions upon millions of tons of carbon out of the ground every year and then burning it at an increasing rate and thereby increasing CO2 levels, while also cutting down more and more trees that would take up that CO2, while the sun is much hotter than a few million years ago isn't going to fuck habitable space for humans over. While the amounts of CO2 introduced by humans might be small by comparison, they are adding to the natural sources and if there is one thing that is true, it is that even small amounts of something can have an effect. Just think about many natural posions, where a few milligrams are enough to kill a grown man of 80 kilograms. Oh, yes, and then there is the science, that actually says that humans do have an effect on the natural cause of things and with 7 billion of us and no shortage of new humans to increase that number, we won't stop having an effect. You might want to stop listening to those outlets that don't understand the science and misrepresent it. The RUclipsr Potholer54 would be a good start, as he shows where a lot of the science got misrepresented.
Law Abiding Citizen is proof that Gerard Butler can play an interesting character that people root for. Why isn't he being given more roles like Clyde? Don't make him an action hero, make him a dark anti-hero!
Rest of the world:freezes
Russian:*pathetic*
Lol
russia*
In the European part of Russia there's no snow in the fucking January sometimes.
Canada too
Greenland too
I wanna make a movie where on a chalkboard in the background it'll say "CinemaSins will Sin this"
Try something clever, like a character in your movie does something cliche, and that person's friend says something like "That's so cliche, it should be a sin."
Where'd you get your pfp? That looks like an awesome drawing of KP.
@@thepickygamer4450 🤣🤣🤣 now that itself would be cliche! And a sin itself!!
It’s been done....
I wouldn't be surprised if movies have referenced cinemasins. Maybe not the higher budget ones but surely a cinemasins fan has made a movie. Out of 9 million people?
The sins would be well over 500 if you counted all the scientific inaccuracies
Elongated Muskrat 🙌😅
Elongated Muskrat or where they decided to say fuck any scientific explanation let’s just do sci fi shit
Elongated Muskrat I fucking love your name
Rampage, every marvel movie ever, every DC movie ever, and specific moments in star wars
R/iamverysmart
When my brother moved to Moscow, Idaho, I thought of this channel.
Why is this comment with 7 likes from 5 months ago at the top
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My eyes and ears are blown the tallest building hasn’t fallen over and there’s like 20 rocket ships beside each other physics went on a vacation
That they put All the rocket ships side by side, because all the liftoffs never ever will explode uh no
Tallest building in the world is at a freakin 45 degree angle and still standing lmao.
Yeah, launch pads are typically several miles apart for a reason. If a rocket explodes on the pad when fully fueled, it's going to cause a massive explosion, and you don't want that setting off a chain reaction if you have other rockets on the pad.
@@raptor2265 ^
This is what commas are used for
15:40 - How could you fail to sin the fact that lightning strikes made a stadium explode like it was packed with ANFO bombs?!
A CHILLION VOLTS
- the redhead from futurama
@Jaiden Rocha 👍
Technically that CAN happen irl if there's enough lightning bolts hitting the same spectrum. It's happened before, buildings exploding during lightning storms, but not with the same massive force as movie magic here.
Didn't that also happen in The Core with the Roman Colusseum?
He did
CinemaSins. The place where you can finally sorta watch the movies you said you would when u saw the ads and then didn't go see it knowing it was in theatres.
Exactly right, This channel is how I experienced Home Alone 2, Cars 2, and The Martian, to name a few
"Just one week, after mom and dad died, you got arrested for fighting" Sounds to me like someone grieving in their own less than healthy way. As bitter as that might make me as a sibling, unless they broke out in a fight at the funeral or something, I could probably forgive them for something like that
Thank You!! That felt like the most petty and least relevant thing to say in that moment! Also, as a reason why your brilliant brother should hold up his investigation and call you every time something comes up, it was an absolutely ludicrous and dangerous comment and demand!! I really hated how they set up that whole dynamic.
Fr like of all the things you could do in the throes of grief, I’d say getting into a fight is definitely one of the more preferable. Not to mention it wasn’t assaulting someone, it was fighting, meaning that it was two-sided at least to some extent. Honestly not that bad, all things considered.
1:37
“Also, this is apparently a sophisticated yada yada net that does blah blah blah and controls the weather with a duh-duh-duh series of thingamabobs”
-Cinemasins
That part brought me to the comments 😂
@@wizzardgame8343 could of just said up yours like the daughter on poltergeist
Cinemasins knows how to summarise any Michael Bays movie in 5 seconds.
Cinema sins is essentially the spark notes of movies for me at this point. I can just see a bunch of movie summaries for free
Saves having to sit through shitty movies lol
Damn 2022 is in actually 3 years ...
Get ready man life's gun be a short one
InfamousRenegade I feel old now
@InfamousRenegade and we still dont have flying cars, but with good reason, imagine a car accident in the sky
lol just dont die 4head
InfamousRenegade mega oof
That moment when the movie directors ignore the fact that storms are caused by changing air mass and not just random cloud deciding "I now want to produce lightning"
The year is 2022 and the video length is 20:22 proof cinema sins was on this movie
Lol
It's just a coincidence dick 🧀 cheese
I've only got 20:21...
@@chrisallie2224 ok boomer
@@Soapduck_ what's a boomer
"Does Gerard Butler have a massive student loan or something? Is that why he does all these shit films?"
-Sir Isaac Newton
u see den of thieves?, i thought he was the best actor in that movie
James Burgess 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i honestly wanna punch you right now i honestly like gerard butler
I don't think the guys above hate him, but he's not a Thespian, that's all they are saying.
Oh look you stole a tweet so original
Who would win
A complex series of storms caused by the Earth's tilt and rotations
Or
One Dutchy boi.
Shrek
The Dutchy Boi would win if it were 20 years older and have wings. Because then it would have octopus captain, and Johnny Depp would have to luck his was through a funny feature-film, in which Dutchy Boi does lock masts with the Black pearl in a Whirlpool. Therefore I think they sent octopus to space, and they are coming back to kill us all. Just saying. Put the calamari down.
Who would win?
A legendary ‘Splode
Or...
*A COUPLE OF LEAVES*
TheFieryMeteor earth doesnt spin. Its not a ball. Idk what it is but its not a spinning ball
it's flat obviously @Rudy Straight
If we survive 2020, this is going to actually happen in the year 2022
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE GADDAMMIT
2020 starts the end of the world. Each year gets worse xd
you practically just copied someone elses comment. You literally only get likes because you are recognizable.
@Chonky Chicken ye youtube comments section are 90% reposts
The world will end when this man stops commenting
You forgot the "Protagonists manage to avert disaster with just a few seconds to spare" cliche.
Seriously, it's so infuriating. Film-makers say they do this for suspense, but every time we see a deadline like this, there's no suspense at all because we know they'll succeed, because they always succeed with almost no time left.
One day, just for a bit of variety, I want to see them save the world with several whole minutes to spare.
Yes, like 10,000 people managing to get on the "ark" in the movie 2012 with only ten minutes to go!
Indeed. Granted, they got on before they (most of them) died, but the ark was going to smash into Everest, and they averted that just in time.
Then there's Olympus Has Fallen where that bloke disarmed the nuclear self-destruct system with a couple seconds left.
Or Tomb Raider, where they were trying to align the planets and she stopped them just before they finished.
O Battle Los Angeles, where the USAF were planning a huge bombardment, and the aliens managed to blow up their base just in time to stop them (technically this one's good-guy/bad-guy reversed, and it doesn't show the base being destroyed, but they seemed to believe the bombardment would happen, right up until the clock reached zero. If the aliens had stopped it much earlier, those Marines would have been told).
Or Passengers, where they figured out how to fix the ship just in time before it literally fell apart, and where he managed to actually fix it half a second before her holding system failed.
Or Angels and Demons, where The Hanks managed to find the anti-matter, and Obi-wan managed to get rid of it, just a few seconds before it exploded.
Or Inferno, where The Hanks managed to find the bag full of virus and get rid of it just a few seconds before it finished dissolving into the city's water supply.
Or Star Wars: A New Hope, where they managed to blow up the Death Star just before it would have been able to fire on the rebel base. Granted, that didn't having a clock, but it did have an infographic showing it moving towards having direct line-on-sight.
Et cetera.
Ah, Hollywood! lol
In a movie like geo storm it would be best if it happens during the opening credits.
i wanna see them fail to save the world and bitchslap everyone watching with that
This channel has both ruined movies and made them better for me. Every time I watch a movie and they say the title, “roll credits!” Every time.
I piss my wife off now because I count the logo time.
Same tho
Michael Caruth I agree I was watching girl interrupted again and they literally say girl interrupted in the first paragraph of dialogue. I thought the myself ROLL CREDITS.
I find myself counting a lot of sins while watching movies too. My favorites are "This works", "They survive this", and "Roll credits!"
Czah5 haha
Could have had a bonus round for all the scientific inaccuracies, or you could have saved yourself the time and just added 500 sins. They flew a shuttle straight up and flew it over to the ISS like a plane FFS. That's not how orbiting works, that's not how any of this works.
FINALLY! Someone pointed out the not existing orbital mechanics, it annoyed the shit out of me
I think they saved themselves the time by not adding that bonus round.
This video would be five hours long.
Just bring in Neil Tyson to do the science sinning. “Mysteries of Geostorm: f*ck your physics, give me money!”
+they used the SPACE SHUTTLE, in 2022..
World : Freezes over
Russians wearing summer clothes : *Ah,Summer is here comrades! Very good.*
Nope in that movie, Russia is burned
@@andreasbonaparte8171 could u maybe just shut up
@@randomandrew2356 No you shut up
"we had a good streak but there does HBO again."
_subscribes_
What's hbo.. Short for toothless hobo
@@chrisallie2224 Hobo without the first O
That moment when a new CinemaSins comes out and you think to yourself "Oh yeah, I wanted to watch that movie." Then about 40 seconds in, you realize that you have actually watched the movie and it was so fking forgettable, that you'd forgotten that you'd actually watched it.
Who would win?
Scientists, soldiers, and millions of people
Or...
Some rain
SyncXer this is easy the rain duh
SyncXer “some rain”
Me: *HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH*
Some rainy bois
Who would?
Millions of gallons of water!
But when the water is filling your lungs I darn you to try saying “some rain”
I wanna say something badass like Ultron's reply: "ask Noa", but Armageddon was a movie with a "rain" consisting of a hail/hell-storm of meteors that, ironically, did less damage to Earth as a whole than the Biblical do-over, so I'm kinda frying my brain over this conundrum right now. Oh well...
That "Let It Go" joke was just cold, man.
I'll see myself out.
Underrated comment of the century.
It never bothered me anyway
@@codiez Ice one dude.
Icy what you just did there
Even before I watch this, one of the biggest problems with this film is trying to merge political intrigue, spy thriller, and disaster movie all into one. Too much going on to establish a coherent narrative.
Jakk Frost I felt this movie was all over the place. I waa confused and honestly checked out watching this
Disaster movies: For 30 years letting us know that humans are destroying the planet and we should do something about it. What you may ask? Well, paying these hacks to watch their movies so they can get rich definitely sound like a solution to them.
Also, I'm pretty sure The Rock already did that. (Spy thriller - Sean Connery playing a Bond-type guy that doesn't officially exist; political intrigue - military man turning against his government for a sympathetic reason/government keeping secrets from other members of it: disaster movie - Nicolas Cage/explosions)
BrentDreher Don't forget having Ed Harris as the bad guy.
Jonathan Campbell well....that's all three, so I wasn't sure what to use for each example
10:33 _I like how he says this while there are 69 sins on the board_
SEANYMONEY -_- oh god
Fucking perfect
Convenience 100
Now that's a good dialogue
One more sin; any self respecting space agency with 30+ rocket launch pads would not put them so close together that an explosion on one pad would probably engulf several other pads. So either you have one exploded rocket and a bunch of now likely damaged if not incapacitated rockets struck by the flames and debris. But, if any of those rockets were fueled you might just get the world's worst game of dominos with exploding rockets. Or at least a couple of punctured and leaking fuel tanks next to a now on fire launchpad and used-to-be-a-rocket.
If those aren't the launchpads but just a bunch of rockets on crawlers waiting to go to the launch pads then everything I said above is null. But still, it deserves a sin because you have all your rockets in one area, with no protection. All it would take is one hijacked or broken airplane on a collision course and a fair few of your rockets are now sitting ducks. Just, spread them out. Have five facilities instead of one easy target.
Granted I would also have to minus one sin because NASA having thirty shuttles instead of nothing atm fulfills one of my childhood hopes for the future.
Also, ISS IV is cool.
**DING**
1000 IQ
I read this comment the way Jeremy would speak for some reason xD
Thanks for that, informative and interesting
Yo, stop tryna give the year 2020 any new ideas
Now that you mention it...(spoilers) heard of "Greenland" yet?
@@lindasmith6316 SHH
2020's gonna hear you
XD SMH
this comment is so dumbb
we already got corona and the California wild fires, we dont need fucking lighting strikes at 1 strike per second
I did everything I could to avoid this movie, but now, I am compelled to see the cliffnotes version for humor purposes!
I gotta ding myself now.
New Message kk
I had absolutely no idea what you were talking about till i read your name and pfp
Kudos... your little alarm bell thing got me good, I totally clicked on it. Granted I drank 150 ml of 52% alcohol in less than a minute, but still...
Ha! Ha! Ding myself thats funny.
We do.. great taste, even!
Geostorm
90% CGI
10% guy from 300
David H THIS IS SPARTA
This is madness
THIS IS GEOSTORM
King leonidus vs Nature
Why does he do all shit movies? (Except for 300)
Landlines can’t be hacked. (Tapped yes, but it requires being local not remote). Landlines aren’t subject to common power outages. Also they don’t have to be charged so you don’t run out of battery. Wired Landlines is actually a good idea.
That's a good point
you can block, intercept, change the call destinations from land lines, does that count as 'hacking'? and it doesn't require being local for 'tapping' a land line.
Good point. But did they call this out in the movie? If not, then it should be sinned.
True, but it's also the last thing somebody would expect a person in the 2020's to use as well
That *was* true in like 1988 or so. Today pretty much *all* landlines are digital and either ISDN or VoIP.
0:40
The drought and flood are gonna cancel each other out ?
Someone's good in algebra
12:32 Possibly the best sin he's said in a long time!
And that's not even to put down his other sins, that one is just so hilariously phrased!
Micah Philson well, damn! 😂😂😂😂
Illumininja Confirmed I seriously hope you're joking, right? Cos I'm not an american, and I know what HBO is. Home Box Office. A tv station. And the home channel for "Game of Thrones", I believe. But don't quote me on that, lol. 😆
When not everyone gets the sarcasm
Can someone explain it? I dont get it.
xMElpx, when the channel HBO isn't working, he gets angry and calls the satellite broadcasting it just a malfunctioning weather satellite because it's useless.
I like how all the movies that try to spread fear about environmental issues fail basic physics. What better way to try and affect change in the real world than to ignore how the real world works?
Hence, Democrats.
Spencer Frank Clayton: not sure why hard science is a democrat thing
Being a Democrat is irrelevant. Sounds like an excuse for a living abortion to take a political jab at the opposing party.
The "science" in this movie is just as broken as the "science" behind global warming.
For the people who are confused about Spencer's comment. He wasn't saying democrats were related to environmental issues. He was poking fun at the OP's second sentence, in saying, democrats try to change the real world, yet ignore how the real world works.
My guess is he's trying to reference the fact about them wanting open borders, and advocating that illegals be bypassed through our legal system to become actual citizens, and not seeing economic repercussions. Or that they talk about how making guns illegal will decrease crime involving guns. Both aren't substantiated by evidence and go against all logic. It was a generalization, but it was a joke all the same. Don't take it personally.
5:05 fun fact about how those rockets are lined up: when a rocket launches they have to flood the launch pad,not to put out the fires from the fuel, but because the decibels it generates is so high that it could potentially rip itself apart, by flooding the launch pad they lower the levels down just enough so that is *does not do that*. SO basically even *IF* they needed that many rockets on call they wouldn't even be able to launch them or have them that close to one another in the first place because they absolutely would tear themselves apart. Basically this whole operation is pretty stupid to have in the first place.
And why go with shuttles when you can use cheaper, safer capsules?
yeah! basically, hollywood really f***ed up this one. I guess it looks 'cool' but honestly it just bothers me for all the reasons stated. Go home movie, you did bad.
But hey, since when do Disaster movies ever follow logic. Remember those massive sink holes that the main characters can magically outrun on foot!
You're assuming that in the magical future time of 2022 they haven't found a solution for this problem.
Which, okay, that's only 4 years away so unless Geostorm takes place in some kind of alternate reality where someone activated the Infinite Money cheatcode for the entire planet, no, they wouldn't have, but then again this movie is also asking us to believe that we can invent, build and deploy a fully functional weather control system by next year with today's economy and technology *and then* still have enough left over to build such a huge fleet of space shuttles.
Basically, overcoming the takeoff vibrations is the least of the problems this movie has.
but it still means that even if we did do all that, we would also be breaking the laws of physics!
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Also I just thought that was a neat fact that maybe some people didn't know and I wanted to share it, this seemed like a neat place to share it...
The mystery science theater reference is the best line cinemasins has ever said.
You missed a sin..... The Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world managed to stay standing, while LEANING to one side............ AFTER GETTING HIT BY A TSUNAMI!!!!!! Physics have lost meaning!!!
Would a tsunami even effect a building as big and heavy as burj khalifa. I doubt it would even feel a tremor much less lean to one side. They did it in the movie because it looked cool.
Soumil Singh it would mess the building it self up but not the structure
The burj Dubai?? Ummmm okay
@@belkYT why the hell what the fuck is this welcome to the Burj Dubai located in Dubai
wtf is burj dubai?????
The ending of this movie makes no sense... first they build a machine to stop global warming and stuff, then they destroy it and global warming stuff isn’t back?
ISS was a control center for the sat grid which is what does all the weather changes. They saved the sat grid and gave control back to NASA when ISS exploded. Did you watch the movie or just watch the sins? and stuff...
Wouldn't the collisional cascading
Destroyed everything after some time.
*rolls eyes* Its called Climate Change, only scientifically illiterate call it global warming.
@1kparmar It's called global warming because that's what the journalists called it. It's also called Climate change, which is the scientific name. Both refer to the same phenomenon: The increase of earth's average temperature.
@1kparmar No, you only remember Journalists saying scientists using global warming. Furthermore, both are the exact same. Both are referring to the increase in temperatures globally.
CinemaSins SIN: You missed the biggest sin - According to the 'Geostorm Countdown Timer' no Geostorm actually occurred in this movie. The satellites were fixed prior to the "countdown to Geostorm" time being up. All the destruction in the movie must have been 'just short' of an actual Geostorm.
"The day of tomorrow 3: Tomorrow never dies"
I can't 🤣🤣
Watching this film I was thinking about the sins.
Just watched it tonight and was just waiting for it to end to look up eww geostorm lol
lol
That's the whole point
same
as much as i want to like your comment, i just can’t
I thought this movie came out in like 2006, imagine my shock when I looked it up to discover it was released last year.
Top Secret Name I think ur talking about The Day After Tomorrow. Unless youre being sarcastic😂😂
Sometimes I don't watch movies. I just watch cinimasins.
Same here. Sometimes I do both.
Me too
It is cheaper. And funnier.
Same
It’s CinemaSins Not cinimasins
I just finished watching this, and not even 10 minutes in I was thinking "CinemaSins is gonna throw a fit."
So, Nathan cleaned himself up and became a scientist after getting out of community service. Not bad for a guy who got arrested for stealing pick-and-mix.
Jozie Charles yeah, one launching rocket would take the rest of those rockets with it - and not in a good way
Jozie Charles that’s why he left after season 2
Isn't he Irish? Why'd the cast him as a Englishman?
Honestly at this point i feel like moives are just trying to out-sin each other
Invisible Ninja Honnestly this look likes a mixture of every disaster movie I saw in the last 2 decades...
Surprised you never mentioned the loads of debris that came from the space station. That would definitely cause loads of issues for the "Dutch Boy" grid.
"Power of boners is greater than the power of Geostorms"
made me choke lmao
😳choke😳
This movie wasn't even about rocks.
Panic!Athetwentyøneimagine chemicalARMY this comment is best comment
THEY'RE MINERALS
Duncan Van Ooyen calm down hank
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You know what the Latin term for geo means right? It means "Earth" not "rock".
I watch these so I don't have to actually watch the horrible movie itself. Kinda like looking at Medusa through a mirror.
Mad Dog I suffered through the whole thing
Jon Mac you poor thing. 😔
Brilliant
I watched this movie for the first time yesterday.
I literally knew everything I needed to know about it from watching this movie beforehand
Strange you haven't done The 5th Wave yet. There's a movie just begging to be sinned.
I'm still waiting for that one. I refuse to watch it because it's shit, but like, I still kinda want to see it in this pseudo-summarized form.
I'm pretty sure he did it when it came out.
8:23 Adding more to that sin... Hubby and I toured the Houston Space Center about a month ago. (Absolutely recommend it!) On the tour, they showed us all the tech that's being developed for the upcoming Orion Mars missions -- and some of that are the Valkyrie robots, which are specifically designed to do complicated EVA's that involve maintenance. Tour guide: "So if anything goes wrong, we will have lost an expensive robot, but not a human life."
So yeah. Screw this movie for not even doing research into the tech that's currently in development...
You forgot to mention how the Tokyo hail scene was a ripoff of The Day After Tomorrow.
Oh, my God-- I think Rotten Tomatoes 14% for this film may have been generous....
I liked it... there were a lot of cliches, but all in all it was enjoyable.
rule number 182 never share info with Ed Harris when you need someone you can trust 😂😭😂😭
How do films like this keep getting made? I say this as an aspiring screenwriter/novelist. It's like, all that time you spend honing your craft and learning how to do elegant exposition, character development, etc. is completely wasted given that, for some reason, so many of these sorts of films just don't bother to be coherent/good. How did these screenwriters get their big breaks? More to the point, who are the people seeing these films and financing them?
Semantic Samuel The new market I'd now to pander to the Chinese market for some reason.
@Isaiah Garraway Films have to make money - I'm fine by that. If that involves pandering to the Chinese market, fine. China is a rich and varied country, so there's plenty you can do with it. So often, however, films just decide to plop the main character in China because...reasons. The Martian is a film that got it right - it involved China and partially made the Chinese heroes, but the reasons made sense within the narrative and it didn't feel shoehorned. Then there's Transformers...
@creeperlord 656 Thanks :-). I make money already though...just not the gazillions of dollars I'm guessing your average blockbuster screenwriter makes! I'm a full-time freelance writer already, just not a screenwriter. I mostly write for children's magazines (fiction and nonfiction) and also write for video game mods (though I don't get paid for the latter, but it's good experience).
Semantic Samuel studios want to make movies fast and cheap. Its always been that way. Thats why there is usually an anounced release date before the script is written
If I may direct your attention to a video, that while makes fun of video games in particular, works quite well to demonstrate why things happen. It's a specific instance but it works quite well to illustrate why the writing goes bad anyway~
ruclips.net/video/tXJ27KHa4Ck/видео.html
Semantic Samuel Are you a self taught screenwriter or did you go to film school?
Shame they couldn't make a good movie out of Geostorm. The premise of saving the planet from global climate change using technology to alter the weather sounded very cool.
There was a teen novel a couple years before this came out that did the same, only specifically with tornadoes. It was an okay read-- I believe they called it "Into the Storm", which was ironic because I think it came out shortly before the tornado film of the same name (which was all they had in common) came out...
yes.. its a story for 5 minute movies
Seriously, just have this movie to just simply be a guy using Dutch Boy to zap storms and tornados. Infinetly better movie!
Basically the government highjacked the system and used it to torch their enemies (quite literally).
1) they didn't even bother with mention the actual 'COSTS' involved.
My future self contacted me and told me how to avert a major crisis. Had to tell him you can’t change the past. If that thing happens to me in the future, I can’t change that
I saw a freaking actor from umbrella academy on Netflix. He played klaus. The boy on the spacecraft with the black curly hair
talitha bateman was in Geostorm! Geostorm was a great movie!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it :)
He came a long way since he banged an old lady in Misfits.
4:20 *perfect setup for a Dutch Boy bonus round*
_Watches entire video_
*Abject disappointment when there is neither a Dutch Boy nor Geostorm bonus round.*
😭😭😭😭😭
How did this get made already did it
+Amitlu The fuck is that sentence?
reference to 'How did this get made'
+Amitlu Now everything is coming together.
420
Olynpus has Fallen: Weather Channel Edition
Earth Has Fallen
Brilliant
I love the recurring "college girlfriend" jokes, theyre always amazing🤣🤣
10:41 this is my favorite sin. The only way to be more annoying when you are smugly correcting someone's grammar is to also be wrong about it.
Yet you are wrong in smugly saying that someone else was wrong. Finish the implied wording: "It's bigger than you and I ARE". If the contraction trips you up, try it this way: "It IS bigger than you and I ARE". Clear now?
I love when you guys do those movies :D awesome humor, so good, thanx from Germany
They should have called this movie "Pulling people aside for exposition: the movie"
Some people watch anything. I don't know if Cinemasins has the final word on what we watch or not provided broadcasting standards.
5:36 I laughed so hard at this! I love when he talks bout his college girlfriend. I'd love for him to do a video about her, explaining what went down and why he always brings her up.
02:00 "When dutch boys go wrong", that was also the name of my first college porno!
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Im dutch.... fuck......
Keyword: *F I R S T*
I love how they put the entire fate of humanity into one person to override or shutdown the satellite, did no one ask "wait this might be a bad idea?" lol
Joe Higgins yeah seems like everyone on the UN security council at the VERY least would have access to those codes. Even the president has backup plans for the codes to the nukes if he's killed, as does most of the major powers. But the thing capable of wiping the entire planet of life? Let's give it to ONLY the president of the USA
No narration sin?
Good for you!
Mr. Peanut there’s a narration sin
everyone:july cant be that bad?
July:*the weather in this video*
Me a mc player:/weather clear
pure cringe
@@ballstretcher2178 They don't understand that making memes isn't an excuse for a personality
Yall stupid just use...
*THE CLEAR SKIES THU’UM*
This movie is Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs without the fun foods and deep plot.
Fun Fact: "Look at you girl... livin.' Breathin.'" is a pick-up line I use often now.
Wowzer a cinemasins video straight out the virtual oven. I can still smell the salt.
Geostorm: *_The Movie Where You Make Weather-Manipulating Satellite Crazy and Make Weather Go UnJesuslly Funny_*
So, when are we getting sins for Wreck-It Ralph, The Iron Giant, and Black Panther?
This movie was terrible.
Cristina Banuelos Dude none of these can even work like this. Watch Tornado Alley real time Tuscaloosa
Cristina Banuelos they weren’t really playing god, weather is a natural phenomenon so humans controlling it isn’t to crazy
It’s so bad it’s good
No shite
@@thatonewaguy7841 So insane that ends great - and the fact that they didn't streched it into 2h50 really helps...
You could get Moscow, Russia confused with Moscow Idaho.
lightbulb205 woah Never in my life did I think I'd roll across a RUclips comment mentioning Moscow, Idaho of all places. It's literally 20 minutes from where I live. That's awesome.
Idaho potatoes and Russian Vodka...
The perfect mix! :D
I guess theoretically you could get those confused, but who the fuck is gonna hear "Moscow" and think, "Oh yeah, you mean that place in Idaho, right?" Even people who live in Moscow, Idaho probably don't think that.
lightbulb205 woah , Or Moscow Mills, Missouri!
Too many cougars, too little moose.
“And that man’s name is Geostorm”😂😂i laughed so hard
‘Government authority figure has to track down the one person who can do the job, but he’s living in a shack in Florida and working on a vintage car’ cliche 😂💀
But it's damn true.
Every Jason Statham movie.
I wanted the plot twist to be that Dutch Boy had become autonomous, but I guess that would be too much like I, Robot.
TheIronAntelope - That actually would have been a really cool plot twist!
Also, fun thing about maintenance robots like the one that nearly crushed them with a satellite, in real life, those things are designed with limiters, in a basic sense. They aren't supposed to move with a lot of speed and power, they're supposed to be precise and slow so they don't make any mistakes when making repairs. So the idea that one could swing with enough force to nearly kill everyone in that room is a massive sin.
That ending was so much like the intro to Hardspace: Shipbreaker, an amazing game about taking ships apart, highly recommend it.
Happy Cinemasins day everyone
Dylan Kushinski let's all sin a movie to celebrate!
The end credits are always the best part of these videos! Jeremy is a genius.
you know what song he played during the skyscraper falling?
QueefCookie The Pixies - where is my mind. It's from the end scene of Fight Club when all the buildings explode. This is why I love Jeremy.
thanks a whole lot man.
To be fair, if you don't say "Because I'm the goddamn president of the United States of America" whenever you have the opportunity, are you really worthy of the title "Goddamn President of the United States of America"?
This is what I learnt from Metal Wolf Chaos, the most American game to come out of Japan.
Somewhere in yakutia when satellite use freezing - "bitch please, we already have -50 winter"
Coming in 2050: the logo movie (1 and a half hours of logos)
and thats just the logos, not the movie of 3 hours of logos
Another sin how tf is the burj Khalifa still standing
technology
*and the camera man never dies 👌🏽*
Everything wrong with Geostorm in one second.
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EVERYTHING!!!!
We had narrowed our unborn son's name down to three possibilities. Then we saw this film. We went with Dutch Boy.
Geostorm sounds like a spell you get on a RPG
P Marques Or a card from a card game. Either or works.
Grim used geostorm
*its not very affective*
P Marques t
P Marques it really does. It could be something like an earth and air spell
God bless Chris and Jeremy. That is all.
No Cinema Sins every movie ever has lied to you about being sucked into the vacuum of space except Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and this apparently. The pressure difference isn't strong enough unless your right next to where the first panel blows.
Patrick Kelly you're
Maybe not in the first moment but like a half second later the open panel to VACCUM should easily suck him out
this is basically how i watch movies i don't want to pirate or buy
I don't know I get a hacked app from Modroid.
@@christyshultz6443 can you link that brooooo
*Me while watching Geostorm*
a lot of people died instantly
me: yeah alright.
a dog gets lost:
me: *I WILL PUNCH MY LAPTOP SCREEN IF THAT DOG DIED!!!*
This and 2012 really take the natural disaster formula to "so bad it's good" levels. But I respect the film makers that took on these movies.
2012 is not so bad that is good, it is too pretentious and self entitled to its own message to be so bad that is good, it is also not funny enough
I can't respect the bullshit false-flag narrative of "man-made climate change". This shit happens Naturally, we have no discernible effect on it AT ALL!
sojonin thanks for denying science
I love disaster movies so this & 2012 were great to me
Yep, pumping and digging millions upon millions of tons of carbon out of the ground every year and then burning it at an increasing rate and thereby increasing CO2 levels, while also cutting down more and more trees that would take up that CO2, while the sun is much hotter than a few million years ago isn't going to fuck habitable space for humans over.
While the amounts of CO2 introduced by humans might be small by comparison, they are adding to the natural sources and if there is one thing that is true, it is that even small amounts of something can have an effect. Just think about many natural posions, where a few milligrams are enough to kill a grown man of 80 kilograms.
Oh, yes, and then there is the science, that actually says that humans do have an effect on the natural cause of things and with 7 billion of us and no shortage of new humans to increase that number, we won't stop having an effect. You might want to stop listening to those outlets that don't understand the science and misrepresent it.
The RUclipsr Potholer54 would be a good start, as he shows where a lot of the science got misrepresented.
Law Abiding Citizen is proof that Gerard Butler can play an interesting character that people root for.
Why isn't he being given more roles like Clyde? Don't make him an action hero, make him a dark anti-hero!
Cadrid ehm, LAC was a terrible movie with a pretty bad performance of Butler, but it actually IS one of his best roles...
Aram Isaac Law Abiding Citizen was amazing till the last 20 or so minutes.
Phantom was also really good
Cadrid I'm about to watch law abiding citizen again just cause you mention it....
“In the not too distant future, next Sunday AD”
Of course you’re an MST3K fan. Because you’re awesome.
You can make the scariest/most disastrous movies seem hilarious 😂