Everything Wrong With Skyscraper In 16 Minutes Or Less

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  • @kayruwijaya3901
    @kayruwijaya3901 3 года назад +2156

    I like how in every movie featuring the rock they had to make him a police or a former military personnel or NFL player because hes too jacked up to be a normal dude

    • @mohammedubed7000
      @mohammedubed7000 3 года назад +80

      Lmao and.make him look like superman and he just crush everyone and doesn't die because he's jacked af

    • @shaeswierdnoises4585
      @shaeswierdnoises4585 3 года назад +67

      this is a comment from the rampage video he said the exact same thing

    • @LWWM
      @LWWM 3 года назад +16

      Kinda like with how they tried to explain Arnold Schwarzenegger or Jean-Claude Van Damme's accents.

    • @kevinpiacente3456
      @kevinpiacente3456 3 года назад +11

      Well he was a college football player. And I think got a try out in the NFL. Not sure if he made a team

    • @DarthGTB
      @DarthGTB 3 года назад +14

      I had an English teacher that was pretty buff. Not The Rock level but a lot over average. The guy was just a teacher. Sweetest person ever too. His muscles didn't match his personality lol

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 4 года назад +3072

    Hey, to give this movie credit...
    At least it wasn’t his EX-wife and kids

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC 4 года назад +157

      You mean like San Andreas?

    • @xenotride8424
      @xenotride8424 4 года назад +116

      And the movie “2012”

    • @TheDweeb002
      @TheDweeb002 4 года назад +27

      Giving this 1000 likes but your shitty Toshiba laptop will only pick up one of these

    • @dorianmelrath6735
      @dorianmelrath6735 4 года назад +8

      Have you seen Kesley lope

    • @AnonYmous-mc5zx
      @AnonYmous-mc5zx 4 года назад +18

      I think Liam Neeson put it in his contract recently that hes the only one allowed to do that trope.

  • @tuong1077
    @tuong1077 5 лет назад +2987

    You missed 1 sin :
    Use the elevator meanwhile there is a fire.....

    • @sinenomine8101
      @sinenomine8101 5 лет назад +46

      In case of fire...

    • @shou_ga_nai
      @shou_ga_nai 4 года назад +10

      ...is a bad idea.

    • @ulutiu
      @ulutiu 4 года назад +9

      @Not-Quite Satan Literary you have to use stairs. If elevator engine breaks due to fire or lines melt that's game over.

    • @deutsch-amerikanisch8281
      @deutsch-amerikanisch8281 4 года назад +2

      @Not-Quite Satan Bet

    • @solovii2949
      @solovii2949 4 года назад

      Missed more than that.....

  • @Hardie86
    @Hardie86 4 года назад +458

    "they touched the sky and then gave it the finger as they blastet through it into outer space" best line ever.

  • @spinning_cirrus
    @spinning_cirrus 5 лет назад +936

    This is what a 30 story park looks like.. a park with 30 stories of air above it
    I f*king love it man

    • @vladsinger
      @vladsinger 4 года назад +9

      That's pretty realistic actually. Crazy render by the architect changed into something more practical by the time the thing is built.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 года назад +5

      I thought the 30 storey park meant that it was located on the 30th floor. I guess not.

    • @edwindyap1616
      @edwindyap1616 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, but i bet your local park near you home has 10000 stories of air above it too.

  • @jacobsandwich8389
    @jacobsandwich8389 4 года назад +2237

    Imagine sitting next to this guy when the logos are on and hearing him counting under his breath.

  • @shmooveyea
    @shmooveyea 3 года назад +604

    You missed the sin where the Rock resigns himself to burn alive with his daughter with no way out of the building even though he just killed 6 bad guys who were all wearing parachutes.

    • @lory742G
      @lory742G Год назад +3

      it's not like his daughter would've been able to use a parachute

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Год назад +3

      They probably got shot to pieces/blowed up in the ensuing destruction.

    • @IsaiahWinston
      @IsaiahWinston 9 месяцев назад

      When that Pearl was closing and the mirrors came up they left the parachute outside the Pearl and that assassin girl took the tablet and she’s not in the building then Sarah came down with the elevator knocked the assassin out then rebooted the building for the anti fire measures to come back on

    • @jpes609
      @jpes609 Месяц назад

      The real sin is he didn't walk down the side of the building daughter in hand like a football

  • @touristygull2059
    @touristygull2059 4 года назад +414

    Son: I want die hard!
    Mom: we have die hard at home
    Die hard at home:

    • @ricardolainez395
      @ricardolainez395 3 года назад +4

      I want to die hard

    • @T.GLongstaff
      @T.GLongstaff 3 года назад +3

      This comment should have more likes. You are robbed sir

    • @slimes99
      @slimes99 3 года назад +1

      i actually like this movie

    • @theheavytonk928
      @theheavytonk928 3 года назад +1

      Ded meme

    • @ZazaNugget_
      @ZazaNugget_ 3 года назад +1

      Die Hard (some late 80s movie)
      Where you die hard
      Where you die having a boner

  • @shaheerahmed345
    @shaheerahmed345 5 лет назад +2150

    No joke, me and my mum watched this in the cinema,
    and when we saw the first scene my mum literally said
    ‘’Are we in the right theatre”

    • @fkeyae4217
      @fkeyae4217 5 лет назад +19

      Shaheer Ahmed That wasn’t funny

    • @SaturosCombato
      @SaturosCombato 5 лет назад +208

      @@fkeyae4217 its because the first scene was looking like an army movie so I understand her confusion

    • @projext4708
      @projext4708 5 лет назад +19

      @@fkeyae4217 Your not Vegita

    • @coletrickle1775
      @coletrickle1775 4 года назад +4

      @@projext4708 But my power level is over 9000

    • @YUKIISFUN
      @YUKIISFUN 4 года назад +2

      @@fkeyae4217 Correct. it wasnt

  • @joshuaberardelli9461
    @joshuaberardelli9461 5 лет назад +617

    The tower is made to look like a dragon holding a pearl, based on a Chinese legend, so your description of a snake eating a tennis ball is kinda accurate

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 лет назад +7

      I thought it was supposed to be an arm pointing to the sky.

    • @PikachuUseSpiritGun
      @PikachuUseSpiritGun 5 лет назад +4

      2nd Goku holding the 4 Star Dragonball
      Lol at Snake eating Tennis Ball xD

    • @Statalyzer
      @Statalyzer 5 лет назад

      I thought .... it's a penis!

    • @satnav1980
      @satnav1980 5 лет назад +3

      So your comment is practicality pointless then.

    • @ericrhodes5174
      @ericrhodes5174 5 лет назад +3

      Trust me, plenty of tennis balls were used in the making of this movie.

  • @CraftinHaloNuts
    @CraftinHaloNuts 3 года назад +350

    I still think the fact that there are anti-fire measures that can be turned off is the biggest sin in any film of all time

    • @DJShire_ATL
      @DJShire_ATL 3 года назад +17

      Also the biggest flaw a building could have.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 года назад +2

      @@DJShire_ATL how do you test the smoke detectors without dumping the suppression chemicals then?

    • @takaedetaka424
      @takaedetaka424 2 года назад +15

      Just imagine the insurance conpany going through the acceptance part finding out you can turn all security measures off: "You can fucking what???"

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 года назад +2

      @@takaedetaka424 again I say: how do you make sure they'll work in a real fire, if you don't disable the system to test the detectors?

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 2 года назад +6

      Every building you can turn off the fire system off.
      They do it especially in construction.
      Also if alarms get a glitch with many false alarms they might turn off the alarms. No one wants to hear a karma going off every 5 minutes when there is no fire.
      Finally they will turn off system in order to test the smoke and heat detectors.
      The alarms all go on but the signal is never sent to the fire department. .
      Usually if they do that will have security or maintenance on "fire watch" if turn off the fire system.

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 5 лет назад +287

    I’ve been waiting for a “this works” compilation forever

  • @robertjackson7674
    @robertjackson7674 5 лет назад +4521

    You guys ever watch a movie then think dam I can’t wait for cinema cins to do a video on it

    • @dij7878
      @dij7878 5 лет назад +53

      All the time!...lol

    • @rubenvarela4077
      @rubenvarela4077 5 лет назад +10

      Yes

    • @brandonwhite1021
      @brandonwhite1021 5 лет назад +115

      Every. Single. Movie.
      Like it's to the point where I can't watch a movie without trying to predict what he would be sinning.
      I think I have a problem.

    • @Friedphesh
      @Friedphesh 5 лет назад +2

      Yes how did you know that lol

    • @JoenelDragos
      @JoenelDragos 5 лет назад

      Lool yes!!

  • @jamesgiwa427
    @jamesgiwa427 5 лет назад +418

    "So what's the plan?"
    "Got any DUCT TAPE?"
    *Oh You*

  • @randomjoe3941
    @randomjoe3941 5 лет назад +208

    I absolutely lost it at "he would adjust the glass for maximum traction before running up a wall carving his name in it along the way"

  • @monibehtesham1609
    @monibehtesham1609 4 года назад +87

    Logos: exist
    Cinema sins: you are the enemy of the people

  • @winter1235
    @winter1235 5 лет назад +660

    Since The Rock basically plays the same character in all his movies, why not give him his own movie universe where he just gets a new job wherever the new script needs him to be? That way they can skip the first thirty minutes of setup and just start rocking straight away.

    • @n34z3r
      @n34z3r 5 лет назад +7

      Johnson and Segal.

    • @LadyTanyaNY
      @LadyTanyaNY 5 лет назад +49

      I actually kept forgetting which movie this video was supposed to be about, even as I was watching it. I kept thinking, "So where's the giant monkey?" 😂

    • @tyktilion8936
      @tyktilion8936 5 лет назад +45

      lol, THE ROCK EXTENDED CINEMATIC UNIVERSE...RECU for short

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 5 лет назад +24

      This alone would make these movies so much better. Make it some sort of self-aware 4th wall breaking stuff

    • @AKookieForYou
      @AKookieForYou 5 лет назад +18

      When you said "rocking" I just imagined Dwayne in a rocking chair XDD "This'll get the bad guys for sure!" *rocking intensifies*

  • @kharnthebetrayer8251
    @kharnthebetrayer8251 5 лет назад +217

    I laughed way too hard at the "Ah! Armed intruder" I really hope the pun was intentional

  • @rj7790
    @rj7790 4 года назад +59

    I lost it when you said “and Sarah probably has split ends or lymphoma or something”

  • @kenwu7
    @kenwu7 5 лет назад +360

    my main trigger points:
    1. jumped from the crane to the building and no cuts from broken glass on his hands.
    2. The glass the Rock broke to climb out the window and scale to the turbine was not even an inch thick. WTF!
    The main one I just cringe... i can barely type it up. but...😒
    3. When the fire was contained on the 96th floor with no oxygen, the building's control measures couldn't put the fire out, however when the system was back on line, the building managed to put out the fire which had spread 50+ floors minimum in what seemed to be a matter of a few minutes. Seriously hollywood, tf are you guys smoking. 😝

    • @shr1mpsush1
      @shr1mpsush1 5 лет назад +5

      Fictional skyscrapers

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 4 года назад +5

      Not to mention that the rock and the kid were covert with probably C02 fire extinguisher which is not useable on people because of the freezing temperatures and the lack of oxygen

    • @jdholtz
      @jdholtz 4 года назад +3

      They did explain how it could take it out in a few seconds and as long as that powder was not there when they first started the fire, it could have been put out by the systems

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +1

      They're smoking 30 story parks?

    • @Af1fteen
      @Af1fteen 4 года назад

      @Thor Odinson ikr

  • @KKKuma
    @KKKuma 5 лет назад +609

    The damage would have been reversed if only they had used the FLEX TAPE instead.
    Then The Rock could say: "That's a lotta damage!!" then went on and fixed the building

    • @JamesGilbert_
      @JamesGilbert_ 5 лет назад +49

      I sawed this building in half!

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 5 лет назад +7

      Flex Tape is just... omg, I am nearly crying, youtube GOLD

    • @pearlwhite5682
      @pearlwhite5682 5 лет назад +12

      *Now that's alotta damage*

    • @trashpanda1999
      @trashpanda1999 5 лет назад +6

      Don't forget the flex seal

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +9

      Dude, he could have started using Flex Tape on his injuries, said, "That's a lot of damage," then looked up knowingly and got to work repairing the building like Fix-It Felix!

  • @Drivingmychrysler
    @Drivingmychrysler 5 лет назад +463

    When Henry first uses his inhaler, the cap on it is closed, so it would have made it impossible to use (this coming from someone who needs one)

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner 5 лет назад +52

      I use an inhaler also, but don't you also hate how in movies and T.V. shows they show that the inhaler works instantly and they can breathe normally after 1 quick puff when in reality it takes 2 puffs and you have to take it a while before it begins to work and even then sometimes it doesn't even make breathing much easier.

    • @quasarstorm4009
      @quasarstorm4009 4 года назад +1

      Asthma gang! Party in Quarantined Arizona Summer!

    • @quasarstorm4009
      @quasarstorm4009 3 года назад +1

      @Jonathan King Ah, yes.
      They call him such names as Gatling Puffer, Fume Shroom, and Geyserbreath the Horrible.

    • @scarlettthomas8237
      @scarlettthomas8237 3 года назад

      In the scene 7 minutes into this video you can literally see him uncap it

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 3 года назад

      @Michael Ewoldsen Hello There!

  • @bevkenny1843
    @bevkenny1843 4 года назад +141

    5th day of binge watching and I now have a cinema sins inner monologue running through my mind 24/7. Is it wrong to cinema sin people when they’re talking to you? When they’re your children? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @hbeachley
      @hbeachley 4 года назад

      Bev Kenny Are you a fan of MST 3K or Rifftrax? That’s what always goes through my head, but it’s slowly becoming Cinema Sins instead.

    • @nickllama5296
      @nickllama5296 2 года назад

      No. In fact, I'd sin them twice precisely BECAUSE they're your children.

    • @matthewmccoy7437
      @matthewmccoy7437 2 года назад +1

      ‘asking someone how they are when you don’t genuinely care what they have to say’ cliché. DING!

    • @boofnuggetz
      @boofnuggetz 11 месяцев назад

      I do this too haha. When people yell out “Noooo!” I say “No.”

  • @connr8691
    @connr8691 4 года назад +503

    You missed one
    Nurse wife conveniently had scissors in her pockets

    • @connr8691
      @connr8691 4 года назад +1

      Xxmanomanox X ;o

    • @OpBerlin
      @OpBerlin 4 года назад +19

      But you can see her pick up the scissors in the movie

    • @chrisfarris6909
      @chrisfarris6909 4 года назад +5

      She was a doctor

    • @kobrakoa3316
      @kobrakoa3316 4 года назад +3

      Chris Farris yeah but who carries scissors in their pockets? No one! Especially doctors. It’s too dangerous.

    • @oscarpersaud7650
      @oscarpersaud7650 3 года назад +1

      No

  • @ricjonson5435
    @ricjonson5435 5 лет назад +219

    You need a 'Dwayne Johnson gets shot but walks of as if nothing happened cliche' sin because that sh*t seems to happen in ALL of his action movies to keep the story going e.g. rampage, skyscraper, central intelligence etc

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 5 лет назад +17

      Especially "Faster," he just gets shot in the back of the head and survives because "metal plate."

    • @jasonluzak
      @jasonluzak 5 лет назад

      100%

    • @jarednil69
      @jarednil69 5 лет назад +4

      In Skyscraper he gets shot in his metal leg. Later on in the movie he gets a metal shard in his shoulder and pulls it out. He doesn't actually get a gun injury.

    • @peacereaper5987
      @peacereaper5987 5 лет назад

      You could say the same about Stallone...

    • @jacobschweitzer1068
      @jacobschweitzer1068 5 лет назад

      As well in the scorpion king

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 5 лет назад +133

    "I'm pretty sure they touched the sky, and then gave it the finger as they blasted through it to outer space."
    Damn it, that was hilarious AND cool.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 5 лет назад

      To the biblical set that's the reason God struck the builders of the Tower of Babel with divers languages. Technological advances easy, global understanding and peace, not so much. (He did say to all of Heaven, "Will you just look at that. Soon nothing will be beyond them. Not even the stars" then *BAM!* "...oopsies, y'all cain't understand one another now")

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 лет назад

      Where does it say that?, I am genuinely curious.

  • @canadapirate
    @canadapirate 3 года назад +8

    "Welcome to heaven, Mr. Sawyer"
    "And then he just FUCKING LEFT HIM THERE!"
    best line ever, had me laughing out loud

  • @alextwigg1711
    @alextwigg1711 4 года назад +85

    The whole time I was watching the movie, I was thinking to myself: "Where the f*ck is the fire department? Why is nobody even trying to put out the fire? Were they fine with the fact that eventually the building would literally break and fall over, probably destroying multiple buildings, killing multiple people, and possibly spreading the fire?"

    • @VmsRms
      @VmsRms 3 года назад +5

      Yes, let's send the fire department to the 117th floor.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 года назад +13

      @@VmsRms Well, yeah. I mean, that's their job. Battalion Chief Orio Palmer made it to the 77th floor of the South Tower on 9/11 before the tower collapsed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orio_Palmer
      (if you're not being sarcastic, then never mind, but you come across as super sarcastic.)

    • @danwhite3224
      @danwhite3224 3 года назад +12

      And also, why in the hell is there just an option on the computers to disable the fire systems on the floors? That just seems like a completely stupid and ridiculous thing to even have. Why would you EVER want to completely turn the fire extinguishing systems off?

  • @tevinlandry1885
    @tevinlandry1885 5 лет назад +180

    The "this works" montage might be the greatest thing you've ever done on this channel. I was dying 😂😂😂

  • @smarty2211
    @smarty2211 5 лет назад +2852

    The amount of pointless coincidences here probably equals the amount of burnt brain cells during a tik tok ad.

    • @uwirl4338
      @uwirl4338 5 лет назад +52

      Okay, gotta admit I laughed pretty hard at this.

    • @ericparazak8448
      @ericparazak8448 5 лет назад +35

      I got Tik Tok as an ad before this video coincidentally

    • @oofnut5334
      @oofnut5334 5 лет назад +2

      * ALEX * omegalaul

    • @taqialwaysgames
      @taqialwaysgames 5 лет назад +1

      * ALEX * ii

    • @audrasignes2404
      @audrasignes2404 5 лет назад +2

      *gets tik tok as right after reading comment*

  • @emmy7520
    @emmy7520 4 года назад +13

    6:00 calls her Sydney from her ‘scream’ role 😂 I love it

  • @toastedtoast3145
    @toastedtoast3145 3 года назад +19

    Watching Cinema Sins is the reason my family and friends don't watch movies with me anymore, but it's totally worth it.

  • @tigerlep9
    @tigerlep9 5 лет назад +560

    everyone wants infinity war yet i'v been asking for "over the hedge" for 2 years now >.

    • @Destroyah5000
      @Destroyah5000 5 лет назад +4

      I’ve been asking for Highlander since 2013, and I’m not stopping anytime soon.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад +7

      It's called patience, they'll survive.

    • @rayray5472
      @rayray5472 5 лет назад +2

      I've been asking for "Shoot'em up."

    • @G-Unit1111
      @G-Unit1111 5 лет назад +1

      I'm waiting for Everything Wrong With "The Shack".

    • @jonahspong9381
      @jonahspong9381 5 лет назад +3

      Asking for Shaun of The Dead for 4 years

  • @kronmeicrumbs
    @kronmeicrumbs 5 лет назад +228

    Cinemasins tearing down this movie like it's made of glass.

    • @djmule108
      @djmule108 5 лет назад +8

      Rimuru the fact that you implied that "they are tearing glass" deserves a sin

    • @tetragaming6332
      @tetragaming6332 5 лет назад

      *Ding*

    • @kronmeicrumbs
      @kronmeicrumbs 5 лет назад +1

      @@djmule108 You not knowing the reference deserves the sin more, kind sir.

    • @Ali-dn5yg
      @Ali-dn5yg 5 лет назад +1

      U mean paper

    • @Im_Laura_Jones
      @Im_Laura_Jones 5 лет назад

      Like it’s made of glass, like it’s made of paper...same diff, I could still see it rising from the ground.

  • @McCool117
    @McCool117 4 года назад +18

    Here's another sin, the face scan security feature wouldn't keep the program unlocked for very long, probably no longer than a couple of minutes.
    By the time they got to the Mr IT guy, they would've been locked out.

  • @dontebland8752
    @dontebland8752 4 года назад +78

    "Hey amputee guy! How do I take off a prosthetic leg and jam it in between giant revolving blades without making it seem all exploity??"

  • @bennetthuman
    @bennetthuman 5 лет назад +186

    You forgot to mention how the wife tried to do that whole balance-on-a-bridge-over-fire bit while wearing heels. Seriously, they show a close up of her feet and she's wearing heels. No one on this movie's writing team had ever physicced ever.

    • @toracabey93
      @toracabey93 5 лет назад +15

      Well it's Universal so the precedent had been set lol.

    • @shawneastridge8180
      @shawneastridge8180 5 лет назад +46

      Hey, if you can outrun a T-Rex on high heels, you can balance over a half-assed bridge too. Next stop: rock climbing.

    • @9Seleador2
      @9Seleador2 5 лет назад +45

      Well, they got 2 kids, so she already did some Rock climbing...

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 5 лет назад +12

      "Rock climbing" - brilliant, hahahaha

    • @AKookieForYou
      @AKookieForYou 5 лет назад +14

      That's because her heels were made out of duct tape XD

  • @BuenaSuerteStitches
    @BuenaSuerteStitches 5 лет назад +163

    “That, for some reason, looks like a snake eating a tennis ball.”

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 5 лет назад +4

      It didn't even drop

    • @abril443
      @abril443 5 лет назад

      BuenaSuerteStitches he never said that

  • @TheGuzdar
    @TheGuzdar 5 лет назад +55

    the part where he cut the elevator cable with 1 swing from a fire axe made me literally yell "oh come on!!" at the screen I waited for it to come to HBO. After watching this I watch wreck it ralph to wash trash from my eyes.

  • @non-masturbatingtyrannosau3476
    @non-masturbatingtyrannosau3476 4 года назад +50

    I swear the rock has large debts to pay off

    • @rafaellago172
      @rafaellago172 3 года назад +1

      Maybe 10 years from now he'll reach that Nicolas Cage level in which he has to star in EVERYTHING in order to escape from a tax evasion PR scandal.

    • @Stackali
      @Stackali 3 года назад +1

      @@rafaellago172 yes. and we can get a movie where the rock doesn't say a word.

    • @bobbyharrellalonewithmygui932
      @bobbyharrellalonewithmygui932 3 года назад

      @@Stackali To be fair, Willy’s Wonderland was pretty damn good in its own way

  • @scarletblack4887
    @scarletblack4887 5 лет назад +158

    For a second I thought Cinimasins uploaded Rampage again, and then I read the title.

    • @raywithoutaname
      @raywithoutaname 5 лет назад +7

      Same.

    • @TheGamingSpartanA113
      @TheGamingSpartanA113 5 лет назад +13

      I thought it was Jumanji given The Rock doesn't seem to wear anything other than a singe tone light color shirt, that I have reason to believe Jumanji, Rampage, and Skyscraper are all part of the same cinematic universe. Suck on that, Marvel.

    • @5h0ckblock
      @5h0ckblock 5 лет назад +1

      I clicked on this thinking it was san andreas

    • @eliack95
      @eliack95 5 лет назад +2

      I also thought it was San Andreas. I mean, good for The Rock, highest earning hollywood actor but every movie he's in is the same.

  • @danger7564
    @danger7564 5 лет назад +371

    Would remove 300 sins if it was Flex Tape instead of Duct Tape

    • @amandagardner2695
      @amandagardner2695 5 лет назад

      PreTax 🤣🤣🤣

    • @galaxyeyes1457
      @galaxyeyes1457 5 лет назад +40

      If it were flex tape the movie would’ve been plausible. Flex tape the building back together!

    • @johnsnow9210
      @johnsnow9210 5 лет назад +2

      Researching flex tape now

    • @Sayyble
      @Sayyble 5 лет назад +1

      John Snow look up Jon tron flex tape

    • @tanyafrancis8128
      @tanyafrancis8128 5 лет назад +9

      I SAWED THIS BUILDING IN HALF!!!

  • @alasdaresineaeris2772
    @alasdaresineaeris2772 2 года назад +5

    4:42 that 5-min boat ride connects Kowloon (where the skyscraper is) and Hong Kong (which is an island). There are 3 cross harbor tunnels but boats work just fine, especially when Victoria Harbour is only about a kilometer wide and the tunnels are often very congested. So taking that boat could be considered the smarter way to go about a short trip like his in the movie.

  • @Thors.hammer69420
    @Thors.hammer69420 4 года назад +9

    "ARMED INTRUDER", hahahaha, love it.

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 5 лет назад +125

    Movie in a nutshell: "This works?!"

  • @jamesmcdonald6352
    @jamesmcdonald6352 5 лет назад +238

    "Jesus Jumping Christ on a luke-warm Eggo waffle!" -A wonderful Quote from ~CinenaSins~

    • @thatprogrammerjack747
      @thatprogrammerjack747 5 лет назад +1

      James Mcdonald that is probably the funniest quote I have ever heard on RUclips

    • @ThatSoddingGamer
      @ThatSoddingGamer 5 лет назад

      Yeah, there is just something a bit of a letdown about a waffle (or pancake for that matter) that is only barely warm. At least when they're cold they could still be said to have some sort of niche appeal, but one that's merely slightly warm is just sad, somehow. Like a video about a well meaning person constantly fucking up through sheer incompetence.
      _"I can do good, I swear. Just give me a chance!"_
      "Alright"
      *Repeated failure to do relatively simple things*
      _"I just don't know what went wrong" V_V_

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 4 года назад

      But Jesus would never jump on eggos... He seems more of a toaster Strudel kinda guy.

  • @jackathy
    @jackathy 4 года назад +10

    No one gonna talk about one of the final lines of the movie?
    "Let’s go home.”
    YOUR APARTMENT JUST BURNED DOWN. SURE MAYBE YOU HAVE A HOUSE IN THE U.S. BUT YOU AREN’T JUST GOING TO WALK THERE!

  • @slimes99
    @slimes99 3 года назад +8

    8:21 "They survive this, but only because that's not how fire works."
    Nah, that's how fire works, they just drank fire resistance poitons.

  • @evilspeak5702
    @evilspeak5702 5 лет назад +818

    Just 16 minutes? Is this the abridged version of sins?
    Edit......halfway through and it's the funniest sins ever, you've outdone yourselves.
    This works!

    • @TheGhostofMrArthurs
      @TheGhostofMrArthurs 5 лет назад +4

      dont know man, EWW The Room is still up there, and if you look up EWW Endgame there's a "part" that might have you dying of laughter

    • @peoplearelemons
      @peoplearelemons 5 лет назад +16

      Watch fate of the furious cinema sins. It’s literally breaks the sin counter😂

    • @davidcrappenshitz1901
      @davidcrappenshitz1901 5 лет назад +8

      You can hear the hate in his voice. Its hilariohs

    • @yikaiye9241
      @yikaiye9241 5 лет назад +6

      My tears came out at "This is Sparta!"

    • @JThePervertedSummoner
      @JThePervertedSummoner 5 лет назад +4

      4:34

  •  5 лет назад +333

    Finally, a CinemaSins video so we can watch this movie in 16 minutes or less without having to suffer.

    • @spicedtire6856
      @spicedtire6856 5 лет назад +3

      exactlyy

    • @jonathansotelo4877
      @jonathansotelo4877 5 лет назад +6

      I mean you have seen Gnomes on this channel right? That’s a good example of such.

    • @user-we7lv8pm3o
      @user-we7lv8pm3o 5 лет назад +1

      i do not understand how CS is allowed to show parts of the movies. People always complain how their videos get deleted for 0.1 sec of footage owned by some company.

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 5 лет назад +4

      Hey, this is a pretty awesome movie though.
      Parkours, and shootings, and physics and stuff

    • @kongmengyang1098
      @kongmengyang1098 5 лет назад +1

      This movie, much like most of the Rock's movies, is a garbage.

  • @Selsy251
    @Selsy251 3 года назад +5

    A “Watch Out for Falling Rocks” joke was so perfectly set up, yet they didnt use it

  • @karolinasur2417
    @karolinasur2417 4 года назад

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE SINEMASINS VIDEO!!!!! and ive seem like 2/3rd of your channel LOVE ITTTTTTTTTT

  • @AlphaBetaDeltaGamma
    @AlphaBetaDeltaGamma 5 лет назад +107

    Director: "So I have this great idea for a movie I wanna make."
    Studio executive: "So what's it about?"
    Director: "This huge tower that suddenly catches fire!"
    Studio executive: "They did that allready. It was called The Towering Inferno."
    Director: "Oh... Well, did I mention this is an action film starring Dwayne Johnson?"
    Studio executive: "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

    • @Isaackariuki775
      @Isaackariuki775 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @enderlegasov
      @enderlegasov 5 лет назад +5

      Screen Rant should do a pitch meeting for this.

    • @LoganHastyart
      @LoganHastyart 5 лет назад +1

      Did anyone else read that in Tod from bojack voice??😂😂

    • @jamesroby1948
      @jamesroby1948 5 лет назад +1

      @@LoganHastyart I did after you said that lol

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 5 лет назад +639

    Duct Tape, the savior of all your problems.

  • @tylerweber9612
    @tylerweber9612 5 лет назад +23

    And the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand... bum bum bum got any duct tape!

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 года назад

      Fun fact: it actually is "duck tape" (named for its water repellent properties, I believe), and regular "duct tape", if used to seal hot air ducts, will quickly break down from the heat.

    • @ashleighrose7251
      @ashleighrose7251 3 года назад

      Tyler Weber LOL THATS WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THE SCENE LOL

    • @spodreman7732
      @spodreman7732 3 года назад

      the man said "no we just have regular tape, it's sticky and fresh and all homemade. You wanna try?"
      the duck said "goodbye"

  • @Ananasbringer
    @Ananasbringer 4 года назад +2

    After having watched a lot of cinema sins over the last weeks it becomes apparent that movies like this one would like being videogames so much more. You keep sinning people not dying from stuff or overcoming seemingly impossible obstacles, especially main characters and everytime I can swear I see a health bar or save icon popping up.
    The same with some of the recent triple-A games btw, which want to be movies so hard that they forget how to videogame.

  • @iHateMondays98
    @iHateMondays98 5 лет назад +68

    “This works” can be used to sum up the entire movie, especially when referring to the box office totals.

    • @joepat1279
      @joepat1279 5 лет назад

      dont take this as an actual movie review. it's a bad idea.

    • @WiiSage
      @WiiSage 5 лет назад

      still dont make the movie suck less

    • @iHateMondays98
      @iHateMondays98 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah that’s the point, “this works” refers to how something shouldn’t work, yet it does. Like how this movie sucks and shouldn’t have made so much money, but it did anyway.

    • @thefizipop
      @thefizipop 5 лет назад +1

      iHateMondays Yh but the only reason it worked is cause of the rock , nothing else had any hype BUT him. He’s one of the biggest cash cows out there he knows it and is working hard on making the most money he can. Hate 99% of his films but the mans work ethic is on another level , much respect to that.
      One more thing , the movie flopped in the uk and us , China had the highest amount of people watch it , otherwise the movie was actually a flop if u don’t count china but yh

    • @ProphetBlueShield
      @ProphetBlueShield 5 лет назад

      I saw this comment at the same time as "This works". I didn't see the movie.

  • @denimulya7778
    @denimulya7778 5 лет назад +11

    13:16 : "This Works x16 andddddd this works!" LMFAO

  • @bennyg2829
    @bennyg2829 5 лет назад +4

    Lost my shit at "And then he just FUCKING LEFT HIM THERE!!!!" hahahaha

  • @GaRyBrAcKeT
    @GaRyBrAcKeT Год назад +1

    "Recipe for Campbell's soup" might be the greatest line in CinemaSin history.

  • @bjently
    @bjently 5 лет назад +111

    "Hey Timmy, go long--I mean go deep!! Wait, that sounds wrong. Hey Timmy... Get High! Oh, that's not right either." xD
    lmfao

  • @jaycorbin6145
    @jaycorbin6145 5 лет назад +25

    "This is Sparta" killed me. and that was an extra.

  • @chrismize9802
    @chrismize9802 4 года назад

    You are my favorite RUclips channel!!! Cinemasins...roll credits.

  • @Alb_01
    @Alb_01 3 года назад +2

    I didn't think '(Oh Henry, Henry) It's A Fire Son' could be beaten,
    but then you gave us "Jesus Jumping Christ on a luke-warm Eggo waffle" 😂🤣

  • @johnwood7603
    @johnwood7603 5 лет назад +396

    Everyone's talking about infinity war, while I'm still pissed that you haven't done ace Ventura: pet detective yet.

    • @TMX1138
      @TMX1138 5 лет назад +8

      Or the sci fi horror movie, Life (2017).

    • @Friendlysociopath
      @Friendlysociopath 5 лет назад +14

      Seems fairly difficult to give a nonsensical comedy sins for being a nonsensical comedy.

    • @AceOBlade
      @AceOBlade 5 лет назад +1

      actually what i want them is to sin South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut

    • @BakuraRy0
      @BakuraRy0 5 лет назад +2

      CinemaSins have said they won't sin comedies.

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 лет назад

      Friendlysociopath you haven't seen the central intelligence video, have you? Or the one for Home, Bad Moms, or Ratatouille?

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 5 лет назад +31

    "Jesus jumping Christ on a luke-warm Eggo waffle" xD

  • @shmooveyea
    @shmooveyea 3 года назад +3

    No sin for the fact that the flashlight just didn't work for the worker inspecting the hole? He's shining it in there and illuminating nothing!

  • @xx_jadez_xx2800
    @xx_jadez_xx2800 4 года назад +19

    In case you weren't counting, 17 "this works" also one "Pearl Jam". 13:16

  • @li-limandragon9287
    @li-limandragon9287 5 лет назад +268

    Toothfairy is no longer the most embarrassing movie for Rock

    • @teecai5250
      @teecai5250 5 лет назад +43

      Honestly toothfairy is better than like half of the rocks movies

    • @brandonwhite1021
      @brandonwhite1021 5 лет назад +12

      Except for the fact that he has a tutu or some shit, there really isn't much to be embarrassed about...and, FYI: dudes who are secure in their masculinity don't have to be embarrassed about doing something that isn't considered hyper macho.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 5 лет назад +9

      Brandon White
      Oh I wasn’t suggesting that, Hulk Hogan wore a tutu and did dumb shit in Mr Nanny. No just people consider Toothfairy Rock’s lowest point, then this came along.

    • @tevinlandry1885
      @tevinlandry1885 5 лет назад +5

      That'll still be Doom.
      And Hot Take: Tooth Fairy wasn't TOTALLY terrible.

    • @brandonwhite1021
      @brandonwhite1021 5 лет назад +2

      @@li-limandragon9287
      Nah. Nice try, but people consider it his lowest point because of the tutu. Full stop. "A masculine guy played a fairy?! Kill that movie with fire!"
      Like Tevin said, Tooth Fairy wasn't entirely terrible.

  • @goldfishyearbook
    @goldfishyearbook 5 лет назад +823

    Q: What's wrong with Skyscraper?
    A: *Everything* wrong with Skyscraper

    • @mzariesdramaqueen
      @mzariesdramaqueen 5 лет назад +1

      Correct😂😂

    • @noahgoldsmith7384
      @noahgoldsmith7384 5 лет назад +1

      Hard disagree

    • @gastonsepulveda9187
      @gastonsepulveda9187 5 лет назад +4

      Or like Gary Oldman would say: "EVERYTHING!"

    • @Moolers
      @Moolers 5 лет назад +5

      Oh look, it's the "everything is wrong with this movie" comment again. Why do people keep upvoting this when it appears on every single video?

    • @noahgoldsmith7384
      @noahgoldsmith7384 5 лет назад +1

      Probably because they think they are being clever when they are really aren’t

  • @songninja
    @songninja 5 лет назад

    Go! Go! GO! hahhahahaha also Boris at the end FTW! Also also was expecting a bonus round of "this works" hahaha

  • @matthewbeaver1970
    @matthewbeaver1970 5 лет назад +3

    The Sparta meme at the end was awesome and required a true meme genius

  • @DrSnap23
    @DrSnap23 5 лет назад +91

    DO YOU SMELL HOW THE ROCK IS LITERALLY COOKIN

  • @kemoselimagic1479
    @kemoselimagic1479 5 лет назад +48

    I swear while watching this movie I kept thinking of ways to sin it the entire time so glad you made this video. I even said that giant ball is going to fall at some point in this movie and was shocked they didn’t at least make that happen

  • @francispitts9440
    @francispitts9440 2 года назад +3

    Does anyone else watch CinemaSins instead of the actual movie in order to see if it’s worth the time? CinemaSins has saved me from so many bad movies. Thank you CinemaSins 😊

  • @d4wg_
    @d4wg_ 4 года назад +8

    Me: watches one video sinning a movie with Dwayne Johnson.
    *My recommendations list* : oh hell yeah

  • @isaacmiraldi9168
    @isaacmiraldi9168 5 лет назад +189

    Watch at .5x speed and it sounds like everyone is either drunk or having a stroke

    • @user-tw8kt1gs3u
      @user-tw8kt1gs3u 5 лет назад +15

      Isaac Miraldi 🤣💯the narration tho lmfao thanks for that

    • @user-tw8kt1gs3u
      @user-tw8kt1gs3u 5 лет назад +11

      I’m gonna rewatch every EWW video at .5 now ha

    • @Padurin
      @Padurin 5 лет назад +9

      Im fucking dying laughing right now!!

    • @mariusvanc
      @mariusvanc 5 лет назад

      But then you would waste twice as much of your life watching this movie...

    • @madmads7526
      @madmads7526 5 лет назад +1

      @RuleofVicus You, my man, are a genius.

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 лет назад +339

    *DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!*

    • @waynewise9773
      @waynewise9773 5 лет назад +7

      yeah, cowpies

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 5 лет назад +10

      Nope but I can smell what the bad guys are cooking... his family.

    • @jonathansotelo4877
      @jonathansotelo4877 5 лет назад +12

      Yes. Mediocrity.
      Poor bastard is typecasted. He has to be a good guy veteran something.
      He’s such a good guy nobody even considers giving him a bad guy role, and I think he can do it. That’s what actors do!

    • @babayaga1988
      @babayaga1988 5 лет назад +1

      not anymore he's been making some bad movies lately

    • @TheRisingHeroz
      @TheRisingHeroz 5 лет назад +2

      @@jonathansotelo4877 I think in Cinemasin's Rampage video they mentioned that the Rock is given the background of a military guy or something to give reason to how tough or big he is.

  • @krapiak
    @krapiak 3 года назад +3

    i love how his voice starts becoming more demotivated sounding starting at 9:11
    wait...

  • @yazman4040
    @yazman4040 5 лет назад +3

    Holy crud. Sins dude called us EMTS and not all paramedics...or ambulance drivers...
    Thank you my man.

  • @chipotlejanitor6155
    @chipotlejanitor6155 5 лет назад +46

    Missed opportunity to have Professor X narrating about Cerebro in the outtakes

  • @jackcr2477
    @jackcr2477 5 лет назад +56

    I like how he seemed to actually enjoy sinning this film. It made it more enjoyable to watch tbh

    • @GodsSon987
      @GodsSon987 5 лет назад +1

      I feel it's the opposite: that he actively hated it so much that he hated even sinning the film

    • @just1desi
      @just1desi 5 лет назад +4

      Nah he had minor level fun. You can hear deep frustration in his voice when he’s truly annoyed.

    • @LORdREDSTOneNR1
      @LORdREDSTOneNR1 5 лет назад

      I also think he liked sinning it. You can hear it in the "This works" part.

  • @brendan6704
    @brendan6704 4 года назад

    I love the Campbell soup analogy very well done, you are awesome

  • @holyfamilycrusader3512
    @holyfamilycrusader3512 5 лет назад +3

    "Is this movie sponsored by Scripps? Because it's just spelling everything out."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @PoojsVarietyHour
    @PoojsVarietyHour 5 лет назад +41

    Oh I love this one - it's the one where the Rock saves the day

    • @bloox11
      @bloox11 5 лет назад +1

      yeah like that ever happens in his movies

    • @junebuggxoxo
      @junebuggxoxo 5 лет назад

      every movie the rock has starred in*

  • @jayharper381
    @jayharper381 5 лет назад +31

    Some amazing references "Campbell soup" was comedy gold

    • @bestofthewest87
      @bestofthewest87 5 лет назад +2

      I burst out laughing at that, then had to explain why

    • @Dig.it.thadope1
      @Dig.it.thadope1 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂 or when he said “ms wilds thing over here”!!!!!!!

  • @dancrane3807
    @dancrane3807 4 года назад

    13:15 Let's speed this along - This works - This works - This works - This works -, funniest thing I've ever heard on this channel. LOVE IT!

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc 4 года назад +2

    4:24 - it's "comprises..." or "composed of...", not "comprised of...".
    Sin for Skyscraper.
    AND sin for Cinemasins for not clocking it.

  • @megumemz8686
    @megumemz8686 5 лет назад +45

    Jesus Jumping Christ on a luke-warm ego waffle 14:21

  • @FlyWithMe_666
    @FlyWithMe_666 5 лет назад +29

    1:41 - man’s greatest desire is not to touch the sky, but to destroy the sun! (C. Montgomery Burns)

  • @kolossis8283
    @kolossis8283 3 года назад +1

    The Rock: *breathes*
    CinemaSins: "Breathing" cliche *ding*

  • @kepcar
    @kepcar 3 года назад +2

    "F*cking Henry" got me every time.

  • @matthewfelix1851
    @matthewfelix1851 5 лет назад +108

    I'm not gonna lie I was waiting for this even before the movie itself came out.

  • @moomoocachoo9025
    @moomoocachoo9025 5 лет назад +64

    I watched the movie, just so I could watch cinemasins sin it. I've done this a few times now for movies I had no interest in watching....I'm not sure if I should be proud of this fact or feel something else.

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 5 лет назад +3

      You should be proud.
      And you’re not alone.

    • @greatomeister675
      @greatomeister675 5 лет назад

      Congrats, you're a snowflake!

    • @JaiMHayes
      @JaiMHayes 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @valsptsd814
      @valsptsd814 4 года назад +1

      My new truth...
      “What have they covered, that I haven’t watched? That’s the next movie I subject myself to. 😆

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 4 года назад

      You waste money, on purpose, to let Hollywood think they're doing a good job, proud doesn't come to my mind.

  • @Cactly
    @Cactly 5 лет назад +9

    recipe for Neve Campbell soup lol

  • @benkimmel8412
    @benkimmel8412 4 года назад

    Just finished watching this movie for the first time and right after the part at 6:39, I wondered "Is there a cinemasins episode for this movie? Because if there is there needs to be a sin for this damn tablet." Glad you did not disappoint.

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 5 лет назад +57

    *”Let’s worry about how much sense it makes later.”*
    (this YMS reference gets buried in a billion Infinity War requests)

    • @minibini6055
      @minibini6055 5 лет назад +1

      I know it's stupid

    • @TheRisingHeroz
      @TheRisingHeroz 5 лет назад

      I read this in YMS's voice

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад +4

      It's called patience, they'll survive.

    • @jayarby8494
      @jayarby8494 5 лет назад

      Nunu Nuel Let’s worry about how much sense that makes later.

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 5 лет назад

      Wait are you talking about YourMovieSucks? Cuz I watch him and I didn't think that was a reference

  • @McaCasey
    @McaCasey 5 лет назад +27

    Why was I looking forward to seeing CinemaSins do this video more than the actual film.

    • @ImpulsivelyBree
      @ImpulsivelyBree 5 лет назад

      I literally just watched this movie yesterday and was sinning the entire thing

  • @jedimaster2448
    @jedimaster2448 3 года назад +3

    Movie: it's called the pearl."
    insanely funny narrator: "it looks like a a snake eating a tennis"

  • @pomonabill220
    @pomonabill220 4 года назад

    I love the "that was easy" button at the end! I have one of those so i know it was a Staples button.... actually lost it when I heard that!