“*cough cough* qualified immunity” Yeah man you are the first genuine hidden gem I’ve come across in a while. I sincerely hope you find nothing but success going forward.
Damn I just realized even Grandpa Big Beak’s daughter has daddy issues. She deserves a spot on the Normandy. Also jfc I forgot about Kai Leng what were they thinking
Honestly the most frustrating thing in 3 (besides the ending, but we ain’t talking about that) is that I can’t grab the leadership of every single group by whatever head decorations they have and drill the words “we survive together, or die alone” into them. And that I never see under Garrus’ armour.
Come, now. That's not the biggest problem. What about the Pingu mouths, bowed legs, and severely corrosive levels of wokery? Okay, the car did handle like shit. But they had the jumping hover thing.
@@BigBeakEntertainmentAh, Fox is pretty leftwing. It just pretends not to be so the overlords can capture 100% of the viewing audience. Almost all content coming out of Fox, even before Disney acquired it, was lefty. It just hid it better in its content than today's lefty cartoons that might as well just be half an hour of the CCP flag. I know the news channel isn't quite the same as the regular programming, but there's a reason that an allegedly conservative news channel is permitted to live on in the otherwise heavily leftwing mainstream media. It's controlled narrative, it sneaks in leftwing and woke values, subtly, inbetween its otherwise conservative sounding content. Also, the conservative messaging is the same small number of things, so that the real issues are avoided being discussed. It's a clever way for the elite to control the entire narrative that everyone receives, whilst making people think that they have a choice in news provider and ideology.
@@BigBeakEntertainment"I'm a cool content creator, willing to take the hard and unique position to make fun of Fox News because of sex in media, but still say 'heck' because I don't want to offend my precious American sensibilities and viewers."
@@AndrooUK tf are you on about? he’s cursing in the first minute of the video lmao. when the first Mass Effect came out, it was literally on Fox News for being an “alien porn game” and was even majorly exaggerated by the anchors, saying the sex scenes were _controllable._ when the only alien you can sleep with in ME1 is Liara and it’s a quick, one minute, skippable scene with no actual nudity near the end of the game. but sure, go off i guess
For real lol. People are whining about Dragon Age: The Veilguard's Rook being a therapist and I'm here shocked thinking, "Have you NEVER played a Bioware game before? Every party member quest is trauma porn!"
So ive watched this and all the fallout videos. You are genuinely hilarious and i love your presentation style. The toucans and kid toucans was well funny too.
Came here from the New Vegas video. Love your videos man! I kinda get the vibe that you are the guy DJ Peachcobbler is stealing his medication from, that is why he is so calm and you are speaking so fast. Anyway, that is my headcanon! Subscribed!
Absolutely fantastic video.The editing was hilarious as was the overal explanation of the series....and I love that Bigby agrees that the first game is the best in the series.
30:22 YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT. i played this trilogy for the first time a few years ago and the fandom made me feel clinically insane for thinking both 1 and 3 were better overall games than 2
That's a Bioware series for you. Each game is as divisive as the last and people will fight over which one is the best. Dragon Age has a similar fandom except they like to forget all the crappy stuff in the previous games just to shit on the newest game.
Fun fact you can actually avoid the iff trigger that forces your crew to be kidnapped if you hug the wall and skirt by the galaxy map(you'll only ever really use this if you did all missions beforehand and wanna do Legions Loyalty mission before the suicide mission)
That back to the future bit actually had me cry a little from laughter. Partially because I knew where it was going right from the car joke, but also because shitting on Andromeda will pretty much always be funny.
I liked andromeda. Wasn't as good by a long shot as prior entries, but for a Mass Effect game targeted for newer audiences it wasn't awful. It just needs a lot of fixes.
watching this for the 4th time and realising that bro forgot about the REAL REAL ending of ME 3 The one that you shoot the ghost kid and everything goes to shit
Isn't it funny how Asari can both receive and give the Cipher to anyone of any species and Liara never bothered to do that ever? Not even she herself can use it for some reason
Just found your videos, and they're awesome. This one did some emotional damage. I had never contextualized how mind-numbingly, heart-breakingly idiotic everybody in the Mass Effect universe is.
As someone who played ME2 way after the trilogy's heyday, I agree that it wasn't the best in the series. They went from a proper RPG with tons of atmospheric storytelling and actual world-building lore to find in the littlest of things...to throw that all away and 'jump cut' so to speak, to a zoomed-in character-driven microcosm of the once so large galaxy. It felt so much smaller, and so different from the first both in the storytelling and game-play sense. To anyone with the slightest interest in literature, ME3's 'endings' just felt bad. It felt like they hyped up 'all your choices matter' over the whole course of the trilogy so much that when it came to actually ending it...they knew they couldn't, not in a way that did it like they said it would. So they copped out. To me, those colored lights at the end are like Monty Python, signalling the police coming to arrest everyone instead of ending. At least Monty Python admitted to the literal 'cop out.' :P Hope that was enough of a comment to save me from your wrath! Glory to [whichever content creator I hated ten seconds ago]!
I would argue that there is a crazy amount of environmental story telling going on in 2, and the combat in 2 was a lot funner then in 1. But yeah, even with how you went to far more places in 2, it felt like the world was way smaller.
If I had a dollar every time this phrase was used in this video, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, isn't it...
commenting so i can keep my kneecaps (great vid btw)
yeah plz don't hurt me
@@merkbromerkington3215 to late I’ve already stolen your knee caps
the moment you find a new youtuber and you bingewatch his whole catalog
mood
He's got nice touch of memes sprinked here and there, which makes these binge worthy
@@DanteHellDrivehe is like a Beutiful combination of the kilian experience and maxor and it slaps
Me right now after stumbling across the Fallout 4 video and laughing a little too loudly in my office.
That is currently where I am and it is good
"All. Life. In. The. Galaxy."
That's what I was screaming the entire time playing this game.
"I'm telling on him."
thank you dude, i needed that laugh so badly
I just want to express how much I appreciate your commitment to making up dialogue that matches your choices for lip syncing
"enough of this hippy shit" was perfect
"and then Anderson decides to stay behind to form a resistance, what resistance David?"
“*cough cough* qualified immunity”
Yeah man you are the first genuine hidden gem I’ve come across in a while. I sincerely hope you find nothing but success going forward.
Damn I just realized even Grandpa Big Beak’s daughter has daddy issues. She deserves a spot on the Normandy. Also jfc I forgot about Kai Leng what were they thinking
I'll say this for the guy. The man chooses a sword when everyone else has guns. I gotta respect the hustle.
Honestly the most frustrating thing in 3 (besides the ending, but we ain’t talking about that) is that I can’t grab the leadership of every single group by whatever head decorations they have and drill the words “we survive together, or die alone” into them. And that I never see under Garrus’ armour.
The biggest problem with Andromeda is that the car still handles like shit, but in an entirely different way.
The Mako is terrible but fun to drive. The Nomad is also terrible, but a frustrating PITA to drive.
Come, now. That's not the biggest problem. What about the Pingu mouths, bowed legs, and severely corrosive levels of wokery?
Okay, the car did handle like shit. But they had the jumping hover thing.
@@assghoulat the very least the mako has a gun. The nomad has no gun
This deserves more views. You're an awesome content creator.
You didnt even put a single "lets bang, K?" in there, impressive restraint.
"Liara Googles a walkthrough to find some answers."
Glad I found this video. Lmao
“Where we’re going we don’t need development roadmaps” 😂
"That was for [TACOS] you son of a bitch!"
Tacos was my favorite ME2 character.
One of the most under-appreciated videos on youtube. great job
How in the balls does this only have a thousand views? This is great
I need “I’m the most badass badass that ever assed badly” on a tshirt 😂😂
How dare developers put a portrayal of consenting lovemaking in an 18+ rated space colonial action game full of war and murder!
"I can excuse murder, but I draw the line at expressions of love and intimacy."
- Fox News
@@BigBeakEntertainmentAh, Fox is pretty leftwing. It just pretends not to be so the overlords can capture 100% of the viewing audience.
Almost all content coming out of Fox, even before Disney acquired it, was lefty. It just hid it better in its content than today's lefty cartoons that might as well just be half an hour of the CCP flag.
I know the news channel isn't quite the same as the regular programming, but there's a reason that an allegedly conservative news channel is permitted to live on in the otherwise heavily leftwing mainstream media. It's controlled narrative, it sneaks in leftwing and woke values, subtly, inbetween its otherwise conservative sounding content.
Also, the conservative messaging is the same small number of things, so that the real issues are avoided being discussed. It's a clever way for the elite to control the entire narrative that everyone receives, whilst making people think that they have a choice in news provider and ideology.
@@BigBeakEntertainment"I'm a cool content creator, willing to take the hard and unique position to make fun of Fox News because of sex in media, but still say 'heck' because I don't want to offend my precious American sensibilities and viewers."
@@AndrooUK tf are you on about? he’s cursing in the first minute of the video lmao. when the first Mass Effect came out, it was literally on Fox News for being an “alien porn game” and was even majorly exaggerated by the anchors, saying the sex scenes were _controllable._ when the only alien you can sleep with in ME1 is Liara and it’s a quick, one minute, skippable scene with no actual nudity near the end of the game. but sure, go off i guess
@@AndrooUK Imagine just literally making shit up to get mad about.
Your rundown of the loyalty missions made me think that perhaps some folks at BioWare reaaaaaally had a few unresolved traumas involving mom/dad/kids.
For real lol. People are whining about Dragon Age: The Veilguard's Rook being a therapist and I'm here shocked thinking, "Have you NEVER played a Bioware game before? Every party member quest is trauma porn!"
Opening the door and asking the broom if it's ready for a bedtime story is worthy of a subscription
Honestly, the bit about naming the MC Shepard is kinda brilliant in the most idiotic way, I love it.
So ive watched this and all the fallout videos. You are genuinely hilarious and i love your presentation style. The toucans and kid toucans was well funny too.
I love you for making MAKO badass in this one.
Came here from the New Vegas video. Love your videos man! I kinda get the vibe that you are the guy DJ Peachcobbler is stealing his medication from, that is why he is so calm and you are speaking so fast. Anyway, that is my headcanon! Subscribed!
holy shit DJPeachcobbler reference in the wild. nice.
Came here from your Fallout 3 video. Really funny! Glad to see your channel seems to have been discovered
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on RUclips.
This is seriously great. I hope your channel keeps growing 🐣
‘I’m sorry did I fucking stutter’
That toucan bit reminded me of home. Thank you for reminding me about all my happy childhood memories. c:
Absolutely fantastic video.The editing was hilarious as was the overal explanation of the series....and I love that Bigby agrees that the first game is the best in the series.
How in hell does this video not have more views?! Pure banger
okay this video is full of comedy gold, but the garage bit actually had me laughing for several minutes straight
30:22 YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT. i played this trilogy for the first time a few years ago and the fandom made me feel clinically insane for thinking both 1 and 3 were better overall games than 2
That's a Bioware series for you. Each game is as divisive as the last and people will fight over which one is the best. Dragon Age has a similar fandom except they like to forget all the crappy stuff in the previous games just to shit on the newest game.
If you shoot at the little ghost kid, you do actually get the secret 4th ending where Liara hides in a bunker to warn the next cycle about the reapers
You are one of the best youtubers I've ever seen
Jesus christ hearing that music at the start was like waking up from a dream. God i miss og mass effect.
This video and channel in general deserve so much more attention
My God, this was top level content. Nice one man !
Idk how I found this channel but it had become my favorite channel.
This whole channel is underated
Fun fact you can actually avoid the iff trigger that forces your crew to be kidnapped if you hug the wall and skirt by the galaxy map(you'll only ever really use this if you did all missions beforehand and wanna do Legions Loyalty mission before the suicide mission)
I didn't see this coming, but I'll gladly take it! thank you for the hard work!
That back to the future bit actually had me cry a little from laughter. Partially because I knew where it was going right from the car joke, but also because shitting on Andromeda will pretty much always be funny.
This was hillarious, beyond me how this doesnt have millions of views, thanks for this!
this is one of the greatest summaries/reviews of all time
The Bioshock Noveria bit was gold.
Love this style of video and editing.
Humor is on point.
Subbed my friend.
Who else is excited for Mass Effect: Andromeda 2?
please no.
Literally no one lol
MMEEEEEE!
I just wanted more from Andromeda, more plot, more story, more gameplay, more alien races, more characters, more tiny little features.
I just barfed in my mouth.
I liked andromeda. Wasn't as good by a long shot as prior entries, but for a Mass Effect game targeted for newer audiences it wasn't awful. It just needs a lot of fixes.
You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard
That one single line … that one fucking line at the end caught me off guard and made me actually laugh out loud.
“No.”
Working my way through your backlog and the ending of this one, Choice!
I was today years old when youtube recommended you to me, I am not disappointed
watching this for the 4th time and realising that bro forgot about the REAL REAL ending of ME 3
The one that you shoot the ghost kid and everything goes to shit
Binging all this content, just gold.
Kai Lang is a Thanos reference lol
Lang: I'm finally going to kill you Shapard!
Shapard: I don't even know who you are...
Isn't it funny how Asari can both receive and give the Cipher to anyone of any species and Liara never bothered to do that ever? Not even she herself can use it for some reason
36:31 This little stunt of yours just made you the biggest monster
How is this guy not super popular yet 😂
so while watching this my mother thought I was listening to a documentary about tom hank's life that was voiced by tom hank 👍
And that's when I learned that I and Tom Hanks are the same person.
Most underrated big beak vid aside from the james bond series 💯
I don't get how you don't have more subscribers. I love this channel.
Absolutely wonderful work
Your videos are very entertaining.
That's why the call me Big Beak Entertaining.
Thanks for all the tedious work, I enjoy your content.
These are fantastic! Thank you.
They made the car SO much better in the legendary edition, as well as adding actual autosaves to the first game
Well, time to watch all your videos to give the yt algorithm the wake up call to your channel you need
Just found your videos, and they're awesome. This one did some emotional damage. I had never contextualized how mind-numbingly, heart-breakingly idiotic everybody in the Mass Effect universe is.
I can't believe you just rickrolled me
now all my RPG games will be called Shepard Shepard
"we dont need no development road maps" 😂😂😂😂 I've been chuckling for and hour
Found you from your New Vegas vid. So glad bc your humor is so up my alley
Glad I came across this. The ending was absolutely hilarious.
Good work
so FUNNY X) wAS to tired last night, but now I watch it with the coffee in the morning. Thank you for a great video about great trilogy.
Holy shit! I laughed pretty much non stop from start to finish.
I can hear the menu sounds on that intro music
25:50 i remember when I first heard that "war crime scrub" line, to this day it still cracks me up.
I love Mass Effect. It's been a major part of my adolescence. This video was brilliant.
Legitimately some of the funniest shit I've seen in weeks
Way underrated video
this dude is on his way
As someone who played ME2 way after the trilogy's heyday, I agree that it wasn't the best in the series. They went from a proper RPG with tons of atmospheric storytelling and actual world-building lore to find in the littlest of things...to throw that all away and 'jump cut' so to speak, to a zoomed-in character-driven microcosm of the once so large galaxy. It felt so much smaller, and so different from the first both in the storytelling and game-play sense.
To anyone with the slightest interest in literature, ME3's 'endings' just felt bad. It felt like they hyped up 'all your choices matter' over the whole course of the trilogy so much that when it came to actually ending it...they knew they couldn't, not in a way that did it like they said it would. So they copped out.
To me, those colored lights at the end are like Monty Python, signalling the police coming to arrest everyone instead of ending. At least Monty Python admitted to the literal 'cop out.' :P
Hope that was enough of a comment to save me from your wrath! Glory to [whichever content creator I hated ten seconds ago]!
I would argue that there is a crazy amount of environmental story telling going on in 2, and the combat in 2 was a lot funner then in 1. But yeah, even with how you went to far more places in 2, it felt like the world was way smaller.
man, this is classic (g)old youtube content!
Awesome video bro
I hope someone has hired you as a writer. Your videos are all top tier comedy.
Massively underrated creator
**like** Yes sir, please don't hurt me sir.
underrated creator
This is dangerously underrated
I’m actually furious this doesn’t have a bajillion likes
You have way too few subscribers for how well made this is
If I had a dollar every time this phrase was used in this video, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, isn't it...
It's like poetry. It rhymes.
Your grandkids are f*cking adorable dude
Wow, that grandpa bit does so much for my parasocial relationship this your channel
holy shit the back to the future part killed me lmao saludos de chile
You miss the part where shepherd sleeps with all the team to strengthen their friendship
I AM LEAVING A GODDAMN COMMENT. Ok this video is amazing. The hard work shows. Hope you enjoy your folder with hundreds of toucan pictures.
Shepard really has a phd in changing peoples minds