What freaks me out the most about ER's acting skills is that he has the ability to just BARELY change his voice pitch and dialect and sound like an entirely different person, I recall when I first heard his 'real' voice I was floored and hit subscribe, because I was so used to Corvus and the like. Never a dull video ❤️
Omg am I the only one who realised this is a reference to the "announcement 9,000,000,000,2" video with the missing artifact! I think it's amazing how well that you link vids together.
@@ironyinapackage6215 check discussions (or how is it called, sry I have Russian version of youtube) 2 month ago he made a post of cabinet and Dave's arm in it
I love how calmly he delivered that line as his arm was literally being devoured right before his eyes; "Help, somebody." I know I am meant to be relaxed - but that had me in stitches, Jesus H. Christ!
@@JanoyCresva Congratulations. You are the shitlord of the piss mountain. Thank you for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps.
Sidicus Tabilicus Often referred to colloquially known as a side table or night stand. Often seen tamed and or domestically bred and used in the domicile of Homo Sapiens. In the wild, they have a varied diet while their domesticated counterparts often consume Human clothes such as socks, undergarments and occasionally domestic cats and dogs (but they have a very hard time digesting those). They can be very vicious when attacking. But, they are primarily ambush predators. They lie in wait for their prey to get close and then lunge forward to catch the prey and repeatedly slam it's mouth (Or drawer) to kill.
its amazing how you utilize mundane objects for your videos, you make a 40+ minute video about a lizardman treating an alien represented as a sentient drawer another thing i really like is that with all your videos connected via arkham asylum. it adds an rpg element like, have you met this person? how did you find arkham sanitarium? and those answers change based off of what videos you've watched on the ER channel
I'm pretty early, damn. Last time I was that early, Deep One Dave was a bit more...quiet and starting his shop. Well anyway, I'm pretty excited for this one, as all Dave, as all videos as a whole. Keep it up, Riftyboy. good night.
@@wolfyboy Yeah, I like to have his videos on low, good for backround noise when studying or going to sleep, thanks for clarifying that for me. (Not trying to sound sarcastic btw).
11:56 I KNEW THAT RIFT WAS GONNA GIVE A SHORT ANSWER AFTER ALL THAT MOUTH MOVEMENTS. I LITERALLY THOUGHT “rift would be the one to make the guy move his mouth forever and have the answer only be ‘yes’”
The Pelican well long story short Dave was trying to help the patient but was eaten by the drawer and is theoretically dead but in rifts new video where you get lunch with Dave you ask how he is still alive and it turns out your talking through him with a rift so your possibly talking to past him or him just reincarnated in time
Been watching your videos since 2012 man and you are by far the most experimental and creative ASMRtist i’ve yet to encounter. Getting questionnaire’d by Professor Clemmons helped me sleep many a night. Thank you for all your hard work, it’s so appreciated 👊
Kind of a random video to ask for a sequel to but the rear window video is easily one of my top 5 favorite sanitarium episodes. The way the character did so many unnecessarily deliberate things during his routine was really relaxing/comfy. It's probably because that sort of attitude exudes control and nothing is more calming than when things are under control. It would be cool to see more of that character.
Timestamps 00:00 intro and talking about what’s gonna happen 3:24 taking item off the bag 4:34 scissor snapping 5:25 getting IV ministered 6:30 inserting IV in brain of patient 7:35 massage 9:09 health assessment 9:25 cabinet talking (opening and closing) 9:50 writing 10:15 Talking Cabinet 10:20 writing 10:36 talking 10:40 writing 10:55 talking 11:04 writing 11:15 talking 11:57 writing you get the hang of it 17:25 measurements 19:05 brushing 21:03 listening to heart
@@MonaGC. The red String was also in one of his "man" videos, either the video game man or the movie man, I'm not sure. There it was said that it apparently leads to Arkham Sanitarium but he doesn't know why.
Dr.Dave: Have you traveled through any rifts recently? Patient: *talks for an entire minute and going into details* Dr.Dave: ...yes,okay. I dont know how much of these i can take 🤣🤣🤣
I'm so proud of Deep One Dave. Moving on up from a basic shopkeeper to now being a doctor. However it does make me question exactly how certified he is considering how fast he earned his license.
I'm glad you are back, Dave! It's great to see you again, brother. much love to ya my fishy friend, thanks for always being there for me at night at times when no one else was
It’s good to see Doctor Dave back at it. I really hope he’ll invite us to his old thrift shop again, I love that place and the high quality pieces he manages to find...
E.R is one of the very unappreciated people that do ASMR and its astonishing that he doesn't have 1 million subs ind I feel that he deserves more than he currently has and he is in my opinion one of the best asmr'ists great work btw E.R
nor does he like japing. a good jest from time to time, yes. but japing... he is in no mood for japing. oh, wait, it seems i have confused corvus with scp-049. they are quite similar. perhaps... related? perhaps alternate world versions.
I love these multiverse character vids so much. They’re so well thought out. I would absolutely love to see a video that shows the whole process of recording something so creative and relaxing like this
Dr. Dave is my favorite. His voice and demeanor are so soothing. I would def let him treat me and just cross my fingers that I leave with all my body parts intact.
A fictional character asking if they are real. It’s giving me conflicting opinions here. On one hand, they are real to themselves and to the people around them, but on the other hand, they’re fictional characters and they’re not real to us. This is some metal gear level BS.
The lore is the butter to my pancake. It is so nice and goes perfectly with the ASMR, your acting skills are great. I am stumped at the fact that you are not a movie actor, or producer really, with your repairman videos, SCP Foundation videos, and Arkham Sanitarium lore, Magnificent.
Absolutely incredible, “I can’t sit here all day.”, I was so relaxed and that still made me crack up! Love the ending as well! Such an awesome video ER! Love your content.
would have been really funny if at the end you reveal that it's just a piece of furniture with a wig on, not a living being, it was a test and we are the patients. To see how people can be lead to believe anything Funny and true.
Clearly this incident was set up by the Professor. He insists, time and again, that there "is no Entity." And then Dave just comes out and says "oh yeah there's an Entity I've met the guy." before conveniently being eaten by an article of bedroom furniture.
@@seshgreen4084 Oh, thank you so much. I'ts just really sad that the Amazon forest is being burnt to the ground and no one is doing anything. Might as well listen to ER and hope...!
What freaks me out the most about ER's acting skills is that he has the ability to just BARELY change his voice pitch and dialect and sound like an entirely different person, I recall when I first heard his 'real' voice I was floored and hit subscribe, because I was so used to Corvus and the like. Never a dull video ❤️
Madison Wilcox I swear, if he were to get into a movie, he will be getting awards for this.
Anyone knows what Mr. Rift does for a living? Just if approximately? Or is it a complete secret? Cause he could be a anonymous voice actor?
Madison Wilcox He can even make videos about Nothing entertaining.
@@notsocrazytank707 His old wiki said that he most likely works in a bank. New wiki doesn't have anything on it though
Now check Margaret...
Dr Dave:You can see that its demenor has changed very drastically.
Patient:°.°
E.R's acting ability is so underrated. Honestly I can see "Rift World" as a Netflix Original show.
P.s Thanks for the tingles 😂
I can see it as like a Twilight Zone style but just far more amazing in general
@@seshgreen4084 So many possibilities😂
Maybe it already is? What Mr. Rift is doing for a living anyway?
@@notsocrazytank707 Good question 🤔
@@notsocrazytank707 it was used write he probably works on bank in his old wiki page now it writes nothing
*Sees thumbnail
"God, I hope the dresser is a patient and not a prop"
was not dissappointed :-)
I just noticed the dresser has hair.
you had me at "once upon a time, at Arkham sanitarium.." 😍
RainRider ASMR yeet
Omg am I the only one who realised this is a reference to the "announcement 9,000,000,000,2" video with the missing artifact! I think it's amazing how well that you link vids together.
We are the Dylan bros
Hey Brother!
I subconsciously thought of this and I am not disappointed
Then also foreshadowed (or not but possibly because at the end)
It took me 6 minutes to actually realize that the patient was the cabinet...
EDIT: Jesus Christ...it talks....
That's the cabinet that ate Dave at some point
@@nolar120 Wich video was that in?
@@ironyinapackage6215 check discussions (or how is it called, sry I have Russian version of youtube)
2 month ago he made a post of cabinet and Dave's arm in it
@@nolar120 Thanks
It seems like it might be something like a mimic.
I love how calmly he delivered that line as his arm was literally being devoured right before his eyes; "Help, somebody."
I know I am meant to be relaxed - but that had me in stitches, Jesus H. Christ!
Bad things happening to Dave is becoming a running gag for E.R.
Can you time stamp this?
@Darla Danes
Sure I can, it's at 43:15
It would appear that the world just doesnt want Dear ol' Dave to have a break
Interesting how nobody is asking for what the heck that H stand for
I'm currently home sick with an upset stomach so this is perfect
saaaaame
@@willyisnotokay twins :) hope you feel better soon
Quit being a pussy.
@@JanoyCresva Congratulations. You are the shitlord of the piss mountain. Thank you for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps.
@AlexM this comeback wins.
Ephemeral rift uploads many video’s
*EVERYONE LIKED THAT*
FUNNYYYYYYYYY JOKE
Joseph Occhionero I know its not originel and not Funny but its a facccccct and people always like my comments
tyler, the creator I loved your album sunflower, it was beautiful
I love you sleepyboy
SleepyBoi ASMR ...
God: I’ve created an entire universe with many planets and people
ER: Hold my beard
???????
God Creator of the Universe oh sorry man
Fukuro_ WHEEZE
Your 200 like my God sir 🤭
El Vale
??
Oh God, it’s the red string again. This is some Gravity Falls level shit. Let’s re-count on everything that it has been connected to thus far.
Ah, I see you are a fellow person of culture as well
@@monochromedream-eatingbaku well imo everyone here is person of culture
We must get to the bottom of this
@@schalasmagic The Detectives room was covered in it
2 from what I've seen
I missed you Dave.
I missed you.
Agreed, brother
Your profile pic is not reinforcing that
PACO it's me from the sanitarium announcement vid!!!
@@yourmorningcupofcoffee4313 hey what's up
@@yourmorningcupofcoffee4313 it's nice to see/talk to u again. You were my favorite commenter
Ephemeral Rift is one of the best ASMRtists on RUclips
This was real. Trust me. I was the cabinet.
(Cocks shotgun) Alright you I'm gonna give you one chance and only one. WHERE,ARE,MY,SOCKS?
@@multidimensionalcenturion9863 whoa whoa whoa, hang on there buddy, he doesn't have them. I should know, I'm his brother.
@@TheSergio1021 THAT MEANS YOU ARE A SOCK DRAWER TO!
@@TheSergio1021 then...WHERES MY NEW SHIRT?
Bruh is your stomach okay now?
Sidicus Tabilicus
Often referred to colloquially known as a side table or night stand. Often seen tamed and or domestically bred and used in the domicile of Homo Sapiens. In the wild, they have a varied diet while their domesticated counterparts often consume Human clothes such as socks, undergarments and occasionally domestic cats and dogs (but they have a very hard time digesting those). They can be very vicious when attacking. But, they are primarily ambush predators. They lie in wait for their prey to get close and then lunge forward to catch the prey and repeatedly slam it's mouth (Or drawer) to kill.
its amazing how you utilize mundane objects for your videos, you make a 40+ minute video about a lizardman treating an alien represented as a sentient drawer
another thing i really like is that with all your videos connected via arkham asylum. it adds an rpg element like, have you met this person? how did you find arkham sanitarium? and those answers change based off of what videos you've watched on the ER channel
dave : if u happen to be a student ...
me : YES! i am!! a student!! :)
dave : there will be a test
me : i suddenly graduated, thanks dave :)
Me as a kid: * plays with a cupboard like its a face *
Some grown man: * makes a whole entire video of it and its actually good... *
._.
I'm pretty early, damn. Last time I was that early, Deep One Dave was a bit more...quiet and starting his shop. Well anyway, I'm pretty excited for this one, as all Dave, as all videos as a whole. Keep it up, Riftyboy.
good night.
I'm surprised you know he's a deep-one, I don't know if ER has said it before, but if not you must be into Lovecraft to know deep-ones.
@@lucidacake5327 he's called "deep one dave" and is from innsmouth, so you don't have to be THAT into Lovercraft to know. but a little. X3
@@wolfyboy Yeah, I like to have his videos on low, good for backround noise when studying or going to sleep, thanks for clarifying that for me. (Not trying to sound sarcastic btw).
@@lucidacake5327 no problem. X3
11:56 I KNEW THAT RIFT WAS GONNA GIVE A SHORT ANSWER AFTER ALL THAT MOUTH MOVEMENTS. I LITERALLY THOUGHT “rift would be the one to make the guy move his mouth forever and have the answer only be ‘yes’”
Same, I had a feeling that would be the case and I was not disappointed
Am I the only person that doesn't even sleep to these no more and is just trying to figure out the story 😂
I tried but I kept falling asleep 😅
I always fall asleep, now I'm rummaging through comments trying figure out wtf us going on
THATS ME 😊
Same. I stopped sleeping from these videos due to my interest in piecing the story throughout the videos.
The Pelican well long story short Dave was trying to help the patient but was eaten by the drawer and is theoretically dead but in rifts new video where you get lunch with Dave you ask how he is still alive and it turns out your talking through him with a rift so your possibly talking to past him or him just reincarnated in time
Been watching your videos since 2012 man and you are by far the most experimental and creative ASMRtist i’ve yet to encounter.
Getting questionnaire’d by Professor Clemmons helped me sleep many a night.
Thank you for all your hard work, it’s so appreciated 👊
My stomach isn't feeling great. I'm glad you're here.
@Jon Tranchida Verner's ginger soda did the trick. Thanks. :-)
I’m getting the impression that a nefarious organization may be trying to infiltrate the sanitarium from the inside...
_squints at Ticonderoga pencil_
The Wickening
I can see people throwing out their bedside tables now in fear they might be eaten.
Time to declutter
@@mb-sg3ji "if it doesnt kindle joy, get rid of it!" Lois griffin
"Is your brain currently buried in Margaret's garden?"
Love the references to other videos
Kind of a random video to ask for a sequel to but the rear window video is easily one of my top 5 favorite sanitarium episodes. The way the character did so many unnecessarily deliberate things during his routine was really relaxing/comfy. It's probably because that sort of attitude exudes control and nothing is more calming than when things are under control. It would be cool to see more of that character.
Oh Doctor Dave, we missed you! I have just wake up and I don’t feel well. Thabks for this! 😍😍
Dave is too pure for this world.
Timestamps
00:00 intro and talking about what’s gonna happen
3:24 taking item off the bag
4:34 scissor snapping
5:25 getting IV ministered
6:30 inserting IV in brain of patient
7:35 massage
9:09 health assessment
9:25 cabinet talking (opening and closing)
9:50 writing
10:15 Talking Cabinet
10:20 writing
10:36 talking
10:40 writing
10:55 talking
11:04 writing
11:15 talking
11:57 writing you get the hang of it
17:25 measurements
19:05 brushing
21:03 listening to heart
Thx
"Jesus is a Satanist. I don't know about Satan."
_visible confusion_
Does Satan worship himself or does he not?
@Pixi lol religion is overrated
@Pixi why are you even here then?
Timestamp???
@Pixi if he really does, I would stop watching too. That's not funny at all.
I think I trained with Dr. Dave ... shortly before he was kicked out of med school. He's looking well ... :)
That's weird. I went to barber school with him...
I bought socks at a store he was walking by once. Small world.
Leaf Church, Dave is aways everywhere at every time of the day
Everybody Gangsta til the cabinet starts talking
"I don't know what the fascination is with some patients wanting to eat pineapple grenades". Sounds like some people I know.
Perfect timing, it's 4am here
And we address the fact that Rift put a wig on a dresser😂
Wolf Gaming i didn’t even notice the wig until I saw this comment
MY GOD IT'S THE RED STRING!
The Plot Thickens...
?
@@MonaGC. The red String was also in one of his "man" videos, either the video game man or the movie man, I'm not sure. There it was said that it apparently leads to Arkham Sanitarium but he doesn't know why.
And with Benjamin
@@goodguybjorn and margets garden
Yessss, the jazzy intro music is bacc! uwu
It from kerbal space program I think
Dave is my favourite of your universe's characters and I find him the most relaxing and I see him as a character who you can craft many videos out of.
Dave getting eaten by the Bedside Table was one of the strangest dreams i had yet.
I just love how he has videos that go together in a series. Very impressive how you change your voice to match these characters. Great work man!
Dr.Dave: Have you traveled through any rifts recently?
Patient: *talks for an entire minute and going into details*
Dr.Dave: ...yes,okay.
I dont know how much of these i can take 🤣🤣🤣
im scared
Dave: "You can see that its demeanor has changed significantly"
Bedroom Sideus Tablecus:
0 0
__0
I'm so proud of Deep One Dave. Moving on up from a basic shopkeeper to now being a doctor. However it does make me question exactly how certified he is considering how fast he earned his license.
Dr Dave is my absolute favourite! Like the voice acting, the story, the character itself, the beautiful prosthetic! Ahahhhhhh love it! Thank you ER
I'm glad you are back, Dave! It's great to see you again, brother. much love to ya my fishy friend, thanks for always being there for me at night at times when no one else was
It’s good to see Doctor Dave back at it. I really hope he’ll invite us to his old thrift shop again, I love that place and the high quality pieces he manages to find...
this is becoming like The Office honestly. these videos have been running for years, i binge watch them and i never want the series to end
E.R is one of the very unappreciated people that do ASMR and its astonishing that he doesn't have 1 million subs ind I feel that he deserves more than he currently has and he is in my opinion one of the best asmr'ists great work btw E.R
Must have eaten too much fis- oh uh, nevermind! Hahaha. 😅
That means you just ate Dave's families...
I havent heard that Arkham Sanitarium theme in such a long time, I'm so happy you've brought it back ❤
Dave: "How have you been feeling over all?"
Dresser: **REPLYING**
Me: This is the last time I do shrooms before a Rift video.
It's nice to see Dr. Dave once again
We dont have biolegy that is next week
Rift is that foreshadowing you know that corvus does not like forschadowing
nor does he like japing. a good jest from time to time, yes. but japing... he is in no mood for japing. oh, wait, it seems i have confused corvus with scp-049. they are quite similar. perhaps... related? perhaps alternate world versions.
@@bluebear1818 indeed they both dont
I love these multiverse character vids so much. They’re so well thought out. I would absolutely love to see a video that shows the whole process of recording something so creative and relaxing like this
Good to see that Dave managed to get out that table ok
I just love the silent kind of callbacks like the brown shoe. This makes me love this universe more and more.
Yaaay Dave is Back thanks e.r
Dr. Dave is my favorite. His voice and demeanor are so soothing. I would def let him treat me and just cross my fingers that I leave with all my body parts intact.
A fictional character asking if they are real. It’s giving me conflicting opinions here. On one hand, they are real to themselves and to the people around them, but on the other hand, they’re fictional characters and they’re not real to us. This is some metal gear level BS.
lmao
Now we need metal gear asmr
*nuke tapping*
*box whispering*
*frog eating*
@@highadmiraljt5853 it exist a year later :)
The lore is the butter to my pancake. It is so nice and goes perfectly with the ASMR, your acting skills are great. I am stumped at the fact that you are not a movie actor, or producer really, with your repairman videos, SCP Foundation videos, and Arkham Sanitarium lore, Magnificent.
I really missed you Dr Dave
I swear this guy never runs out of ideas for content, great work E!
This is AWESOME 😁
Dave is my favorite character. Love the vibraphone jazz in the beginning.
No IV for me this time Doc, no offense.
Why no offense?
Mr. Tattoo ASMR hey, what are you doing here?
I love your videos!
What is IV? I don't understand
@@vagarityga7100 An IV is a thing that gives you fluids when... Well you don't have enough fluids
@@Mazz53 thanks brother not my main language so i may be lacking in some words meanings
Your creativity never ceases to amaze, entertain and relax me!
25:22 This is so true.
Ephemeral Rift: “What type of ASMR do you like?”
Me: “Fish doctors messaging drawers.”
Ephemeral Rift: “Say no more, I got what you need.”
I think i should get checked in to this place
same
I love Ur ASMR videos keep up the good work! Also the student ASMR really helps me in my exams seasons thank you soooo much
This sucks I’m in biology right now so I can’t enjoy relaxation at the moment :c
sucks man, I feel your pain :(
i totally feel you lol
TriHard
TriHard AYEEEE CUH
Thot Slayer Unreal I do when I feel like it
Absolutely incredible, “I can’t sit here all day.”, I was so relaxed and that still made me crack up!
Love the ending as well! Such an awesome video ER! Love your content.
would have been really funny if at the end you reveal that it's just a piece of furniture with a wig on, not a living being, it was a test and we are the patients. To see how people can be lead to believe anything
Funny and true.
I love how much you put into your videos, its great work
So the attack dresser is a real thing
This has been one of my favorite sessions :)
I knocked straight out.
HELP! I've pulled my eyeball and my brain is exposed, how do I mitochondria is the powerboat of the cucumber?
These asmr are the only ones that help me sleep;-;
Clearly this incident was set up by the Professor. He insists, time and again, that there "is no Entity." And then Dave just comes out and says "oh yeah there's an Entity I've met the guy." before conveniently being eaten by an article of bedroom furniture.
Starts to scream in confusion
When he said
*chghghghgh*
I felt that.
I thought Dave got eaten, I guess they reanimated him
This must have happened before that because he got eaten at the end of the video
Thank you Rift, I really love Dave and I'm very upset right now because of things going on in my country and this helps immensely.
I’m sorry to hear that, I hope things get better.. tho generic comments like this can’t help I thought I may as well say this
@@seshgreen4084 Oh, thank you so much. I'ts just really sad that the Amazon forest is being burnt to the ground and no one is doing anything. Might as well listen to ER and hope...!
Why are most of the patients suffering from a upset stomach?
Good to see you again dave. I've missed you. Dave is by far my favorite ep character.
This costume is legit! It is a costume right...
No. Why would you ask such a sensitive topic?
I was very ill last night with stomach pains, so this is right on time. Plus, its ya boi Dave!
DOES DOC KNOW WHEN JOHN WICK will arrive?
Novabow John Mivule late September to early October. a prop he ordered is still shipping and will arrive around then.
cloudrunner _84 He also said in the Relax with Jesus video that John Wick would be at the Arkham Sanitarium around October or something like that
Spider Sam yeah he did i remember that
Mans looked at a cabinet and said " mm, you look like *content* "
I missed this entrence
I always love to see a new upload from Uncle E.
I wonder what his wife thinks about his ASMR channel and his weird masks and props
Excellent vid deserves way more views.
Doctor Another Settlement Needs Your Help
I usually hate doctor asmr roleplay asmr with a passion (work in a similar field), but I enjoyed this one!
*”I think Jesus might be a satanist”*
Timestamp??
I'm not sure why, but this is one of my go-to sleep videos when I am having trouble falling asleep.
First?
You did it m8
Sooooo.... I drank a lot last night and now I have a hangover. This is exactly what I need. 😆♥️ Thank you for making videos Uncle E!
Nice dood lol