To be honest life at the sanitarium seems really nice. Monthly field trips, multi verse, always relaxing etc.... Sounds like paradise for the small price of your soul.
Ephemeral is a god of ASMR. He really just went and created a whole dystopian, lovecraftian world and has stuck to it for most of his videos and even builds plot story and character arcs to the videos. What an artist. People will see him later on for his genius.
As someone who is huge into lovecraft's works this is legit my favorite stuff to listen to while relaxing. If this is what we get when the world ends I'm all for it.
If you talk quietly to Best Buy employees they’ll talk quiet as well because they are also loners and awkward only difference is they have a job lol jk idk about you but i don’t have a job
He's done a video on the Arkham Sanitarium Gift Shop before, maybe make it themed after that and have the video on it's front page? Maybe have an option to change the theme to the Innsmouth Thrift Shop, where Dave's selling some suspiciously similar wares.
My doc was interested in what sort of ASMR i found relaxing, realized I might have come across a tad weird when i showed him my watch history and this was the first thing that popped up XD
You know, I don't see this much in the comments, so I'll say it: Can we all just admire how much work this man puts into his sets every video? He puts in so much work to get all the details right and even puts in Easter eggs, just for the vast majority of viewers (or more like listeners) fall asleep without laying eyes on the background. Papa Rift really cares about and puts a lot of love into his work.
@@GigaBoostThe fictional town of Innsmouth, created by American author H.P. Lovecraft and referenced in this video, was very much *not* in England, but the U.S. state of Massachusetts. As confirmed by Lovecraft himself, Innsmouth was inspired by the real-world town of Newburyport, which is also in Massachusetts.
@@GigaBoost let me rephrase: in the context of this video, which is based on The Shadow Over Innsmouth, the Innsmouth in question is in Massachusetts. If this were based on the story Celephaïs, which also features a village by the name of Innsmouth, you would be correct, as that was located in England - that, however, is not the case. From the Wikipedia page: "Lovecraft's more famous Innsmouth is in Massachusetts. This latter Innsmouth was first identified in two of his cycle of sonnets Fungi from Yuggoth. Lovecraft called Innsmouth "a considerably twisted version of Newburyport", Massachusetts.[21] Lovecraft placed Innsmouth on the coast of Essex County, Massachusetts, south of Plum Island and north of Cape Ann. The town of Ipswich, Massachusetts is said to be a near neighbor, where many Innsmouth residents do their shopping; Rowley, Massachusetts, another neighboring town, is said to be to the northwest. This would place Innsmouth in the vicinity of Essex Bay."
@@GigaBoostLovecraft called Innsmouth "a considerably twisted version of Newburyport", Massachusetts. Lovecraft placed Innsmouth on the coast of Essex County, Massachusetts, south of Plum Island and north of Cape Ann. Nah mate you're wrong.
I think that rift should do like an Arkham sanatarium bookkeeper video, where he tells us about some of the different patients, and how many people are in AS.
Dave: "You know tapping on a human skull is very stress relieving" News: "this just in thousands found dead police say they are missing their skulls, more on that at 6"
@@civilizedagedaily1438 that would probably be The Shadow Out of Time, and At the Mountains of Madness as well. Both are just mindblowing to me - Lovecraft was really avant-garde when it comes to science fiction.
8:20 Dave, you may not know some spells or words, but I do... I had chatted up an old witch doctor and I believe one of them was uhh Oh ee oh ah ah, ting tang Walla walla bing bang 🎶
Why can I just imagine him sitting in the back corner, hiding from the customers, popping the bubble wrap? And he's just popping it going hehe like it's the most fun he's had in years
Seems like the kinda guy who asks if he can kill you and when you say yes he's like "Oh thanks man, i needed to restock" and then you're happy about him killing you for some reason
The more I watch your character based videos the more I realise that you put on a different voice for each character you do! Great stuff man! Got some good tingles from your videos.
Gazing into a crystal ball is like connecting your laptop to public WiFi. You just never know when you're going to get hacked, get your identity stolen, etc.
Dave...I have a message for you. Ive watched you every night for weeks now. All of the vids that include Dave.. TO ER: I dont know if you will read this, but I wanted you to know that your videos are so important to me right now. I have high anxiety about everything happening right now with the virus. My worries melt watching these. Ill have your vids playing all night tonight. Im a long time subber. Dave is my total fav and the only ones I watch. Just want you to know how important you are, your creativity , in this chaos, you bring ease, peace and calm. Thank you!
You’re not a half bad actor bro! Haha i enjoy these. Not to mention they’re very relaxing. I can totally see you doing a version of this with a fancy topic like wine, cheese, or art maybe. Haha i love it.
Thats why i love all your videos so much more then the other youtubers cuz the the one trigger i like the most is Whisper and that what i love the most at your videos. My favorite voice is Cthullu voice and Corvus voice . Dang they are so fkin good as is your chanel. The best out of the best plus i love fantasy and things that are not real and thats why i love your videos and your characters. Keep going like that as long as u like it and u feel u have a purpose and as long as it make u and us happy but most of all u must be happy after all ! Have a good one !
Didn’t get any notification of new video but randomly clicked on this channel and found this epic mysterious masterpiece of yours, uncle Rift! Seems like this is an achieved ASMR-flair, god damn it!
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To be honest life at the sanitarium seems really nice. Monthly field trips, multi verse, always relaxing etc.... Sounds like paradise for the small price of your soul.
It hasn’t even been a full year since the last innsmouth thrift shop, E.R. is just spoiling us now
Baseballman1224 its a Black Friday sale on videos
He seems like such a wholesome sweet store owner
Just hope he doesn't eat your brains...
Ephemeral is a god of ASMR. He really just went and created a whole dystopian, lovecraftian world and has stuck to it for most of his videos and even builds plot story and character arcs to the videos. What an artist. People will see him later on for his genius.
Robert Evans absolutely he’s one of my faves he did Michael Myers and leatherface and plenty more !!
For real though, he's lowkey underrated
Robert Evans has to a how
The best part is probably that this is just how his garage always is, minus the "OPEN" sign
As someone who is huge into lovecraft's works this is legit my favorite stuff to listen to while relaxing. If this is what we get when the world ends I'm all for it.
Imagine going to Black Friday looking at Dave whispering to customers
not that hard to imagine
whispering to the 1 customer for an hour is something else
Imagine thinking you have to GO to Black Friday even though it is a Holiday...
If you talk quietly to Best Buy employees they’ll talk quiet as well because they are also loners and awkward only difference is they have a job lol jk idk about you but i don’t have a job
I think you should make merch and disguise it as Innsmouth Thrift shop's online store page
He's done a video on the Arkham Sanitarium Gift Shop before, maybe make it themed after that and have the video on it's front page? Maybe have an option to change the theme to the Innsmouth Thrift Shop, where Dave's selling some suspiciously similar wares.
I agree with you on this
I never thought I could be relaxed by a fish monster tapping on a human skull
A gentle and well educated doctor in study of dimensional forms of intelligent life and special trinket sales mind you!
My doc was interested in what sort of ASMR i found relaxing, realized I might have come across a tad weird when i showed him my watch history and this was the first thing that popped up XD
I never thought I'd be relaxed by the whispers and clicking of a certain redheaded nurse who loves to make me a part of her garden but here we are. 😊
The shape of deep one Dave. -directed by Guillermo Del Toro
It's scary to think that sentence even makes sense 😂
The goose is loose guys. Everyone is Dave’s favorite patient. “You’re familiar, where do I know you from? Oh wait you’re my favorite patient!”
or he has that problem where he can't remember faces. 🤔
Out of topic, but please, someone, do a compilation of ER saying "Oh hello"
i have been summoned by Lord Chappell
Your videos are cringe
Chonch you’ve got a playlist of shitty rap. I wouldn’t talk if I were you.
You have to admire how big every set is. Just look at the background.
You know, I don't see this much in the comments, so I'll say it: Can we all just admire how much work this man puts into his sets every video? He puts in so much work to get all the details right and even puts in Easter eggs, just for the vast majority of viewers (or more like listeners) fall asleep without laying eyes on the background. Papa Rift really cares about and puts a lot of love into his work.
1:25
Dave: You look very familiar. Have we met before?
Me: Erm...I guess. I've only been to Sanitarium like 123089127840 times...
"What brings you into the shop today?"
well, that pair of disembodied hands you have chilling on the shelf look interesting tbh
Master hand and crazy hand chilling together
What a beautiful duwang
Killer Queen First Bomb
This isn't Black Friday at all. It's too quiet and nobody is dying.
Smells better, too.
Well, there's a fairly fresh brain on a tray for sale, so maybe most of the dead people have been sold by now.
I read this in Yu's voice
@@monochromedream-eatingbaku How? He's a silent protagonist. The only time he talks is when he summons Personas.
@@orin6705 BlazBlue CrossTag battle
Even though you have violated HIPAA by identifying me as your patient in public, i shall purchase the tiny octopus statue
Hiipa is American, this is England
@@GigaBoostThe fictional town of Innsmouth, created by American author H.P. Lovecraft and referenced in this video, was very much *not* in England, but the U.S. state of Massachusetts. As confirmed by Lovecraft himself, Innsmouth was inspired by the real-world town of Newburyport, which is also in Massachusetts.
@@anyahati incorrect, it's in the south of England
@@GigaBoost let me rephrase: in the context of this video, which is based on The Shadow Over Innsmouth, the Innsmouth in question is in Massachusetts.
If this were based on the story Celephaïs, which also features a village by the name of Innsmouth, you would be correct, as that was located in England - that, however, is not the case.
From the Wikipedia page:
"Lovecraft's more famous Innsmouth is in Massachusetts. This latter Innsmouth was first identified in two of his cycle of sonnets Fungi from Yuggoth. Lovecraft called Innsmouth "a considerably twisted version of Newburyport", Massachusetts.[21]
Lovecraft placed Innsmouth on the coast of Essex County, Massachusetts, south of Plum Island and north of Cape Ann. The town of Ipswich, Massachusetts is said to be a near neighbor, where many Innsmouth residents do their shopping; Rowley, Massachusetts, another neighboring town, is said to be to the northwest. This would place Innsmouth in the vicinity of Essex Bay."
@@GigaBoostLovecraft called Innsmouth "a considerably twisted version of Newburyport", Massachusetts. Lovecraft placed Innsmouth on the coast of Essex County, Massachusetts, south of Plum Island and north of Cape Ann. Nah mate you're wrong.
20:41 Absolutely. He's a real _thriller_ at Devil Reef.
54:36 is one of the best things I've heard
Thanks for the heart boss man
*Rushes in to buy items*
*Dave starts talking*
*Forgets what I came in for or why I’m even here*
Me: Just here to browse.
Also me: *Spends over an hour at the shop*
I take my browsing very seriously.
Thanks Captain Obvious
"Mich-élle Jack-són...... i think he's French" got me dead
He said it with such glee
“Humans skulls don’t grow on trees.”
Me, an SCP-woke intellectual: Actually...I can hook you up Dave.
Yeah but do you have the clearance for that?
Blue 2003 Toyota Echo don’t you have a oil change to get to
I think that rift should do like an Arkham sanatarium bookkeeper video, where he tells us about some of the different patients, and how many people are in AS.
The 11 dislikes are the people in line behind me
So this is why it takes so long to buy a pencil on Black Friday.
46:48 it would be so cool if someone did fanart of corvus, iggy, margaret, and dave exploring the catacombs
I'mma do that B]
YES PLEASE
Keep in mind that he is doing this while unable to breath through his nose
Is it so?
One hour in front of a camera pretending to be a fish man in a thrift shop without the ability to breath with his nose...
I can breathe through my nose just as easily as i can breathe through my mouth so...
Deadspace493 you are the worst thing about people personified
Baby Consumer not to be a dick head or anything but your name is baby consumer😂
Dave: "You know tapping on a human skull is very stress relieving"
News: "this just in thousands found dead police say they are missing their skulls, more on that at 6"
The first news' line is giving headaches
I watch all of ER's vids and these are my absolute favorite. I look forward to them every year.
this is the calmest i have seen somewhere on black Friday
The one dislike is the guy that doesn't like black friday
Or goes to a thrift store
No the one dislike is the person who lost their skull to dave in a gambling match 😂
Who doesn't hate Black Friday?
@@PeterGriffin-kb2hf ikr?
The fact that I just finished rereading The Shadow Over Innsmouth today makes this much more enjoyable
Иοκτцяηаι What's your favorite Lovecraft story?
@@civilizedagedaily1438 that would probably be The Shadow Out of Time, and At the Mountains of Madness as well. Both are just mindblowing to me - Lovecraft was really avant-garde when it comes to science fiction.
Thank you so much for everything you’ve done for us Rift. You are an amazing person! Keep being yourself good sir!
You should make a video of Professor Dave at the Innsmouth University who teaches us about reptile biology or something!
"Mi-chale, Jacks-on. I think he's French."
This makes me chuckle a lot.
Imagine if Dave had to do surgery on someone with those fingers
Well, uhh...
He did
Baby - Brawl Stars A Brawl Stars player who also watches Ephemeral Rift? Never thought I see the day.
wuh oh
@@MurakamiTenshi I know it's a joke
Im a metalhead, and as soon as I heard Sepultura, Behemoth, Gojira, Slayer wow! Thanxs dude.
If only any store could be this relaxing on Black Friday
Even Dave has to work on Black Friday.
God bless American consumerism!
Looks like a synth component can be found in dave's inventory
Highly inaccurate, I'm not being trampled over a phone in this.
Over a *doll
Thank you so much for adding timestamps to some of these older ones ER
8:20 Dave, you may not know some spells or words, but I do... I had chatted up an old witch doctor and I believe one of them was uhh
Oh ee oh ah ah, ting tang Walla walla bing bang 🎶
I’m going in, and either I’m coming out with a ps4, or I’m not coming out at all...
I love your profile pick felo whovian
Only 2-5 months untell its back on yhe air
Josh Keene I’m very excited for it! Obviously 11th will always be my favorite, but series 12 has potential to clean up series 11.
Just imagine the pain in putting that costume on with a beard and all that hair
Dmytro no no no. Imagine the pain of taking it _off_
Brodie Holderness, fuck didn’t think of that
Rift, good sir, I would love to see parts 3-5 of the Shadow Over Innsmouth. Give us all that Holiday gift.
I've been waiting so long for Dave to come back to show us his goods.
HaTs NeVeR BrEaK
Also, damn the FBI for blowing up Dave’s hometown.
FBI? That was fucking military assault!
I couldn't stop laughing at the brain on the plate part.
Why can I just imagine him sitting in the back corner, hiding from the customers, popping the bubble wrap? And he's just popping it going hehe like it's the most fun he's had in years
There should be a catacombs explorer asmr
Peter what thé hell you Are doing here ?
I'm just waiting for the scp anomalous items salesman video
Dave has always been my favorite character, glad to see another video from the deep one :D
This guy's The DaVinci of ASMR
dave always puts a little smile on my face
Video idea: Soul salesman tries to sell me my own soul without getting caught
As someone who plays tabletop WH40k, "I'm not sure is Warhammer uses dice." had me in stitches.
"Let me show you something you can do with a human skull"
*cracks it open like an egg*
I'd like to think Dave lives in some odd spot where stuff from other universes likes to bleed through, and he is 100% unaware of this.
“Oh look, new items.” -meanwhile the literal gate to the omniverse is opened and spewing things out-
Be handy if I found a 'how to escape from a prison/hospital'/sanitarium' books on sale here today
Dave: "The U.S. Government, scared of them."
Me: "Who the hell isn't?"
I think most of us are at this point lol
The Chainsaw massacre joke was well played.
You help my severe anxiety out so much. Thank you so much
Dave: Have we met? Wait, don’t tell me, let me guess.
Me: What, you’ve got a degree in guessing?
This supernatural ghost is looking very supernatural I liked it most it has won my brain
Helllll, it’s so realistic mask. The voice changed, the background and another stuffs... cool. You make it with soul, and I respect it.
I would stop my Black Friday HUNTING and Purging just for your whispering offers
Gojira is metal af, this channel keeps getting better and better!
Seems like the kinda guy who asks if he can kill you and when you say yes he's like "Oh thanks man, i needed to restock" and then you're happy about him killing you for some reason
No one:
Dave: *Wait a minute, who ARE you?*
(Kazoo kids famous words, if you didnt catch on)
i have watched these 4 thrift shop videos like 100 times each. also year 3 is missing from your playlist. would love to see year “5”
31:00 The only chewing ASMR I've ever enjoyed!
The more I watch your character based videos the more I realise that you put on a different voice for each character you do! Great stuff man! Got some good tingles from your videos.
I love it when Dave talks about music, cd's, tapes, vinyl. Pronounces everything wrong lol I would LOVE longer videos devoted strictly to this.
I would love the "Letters from the Apocalypse" box. I would love reading those letters. Yes I know it's an SCP
I really like all the scp stuff though I cant find any information of that specific one maybe he made it himself?
@@LawfullSpook yeah, I think he did
That bag of gun triggers makes quite pleasant sounds.
That box of letters was super cool.
I wanna see Uncle Rift speaking in Dave’s voice without the mask🤔🤔🤔
Done! You got it haha
The thrift shop videos are my favorite!!! Thank you!
Gazing into a crystal ball is like connecting your laptop to public WiFi. You just never know when you're going to get hacked, get your identity stolen, etc.
“Hello there”
Instant tingles. It’s been months since the last ones. 👏
One moment we tasting gummy bears and the next moment I’m at this reptiles thrift shop
"Winter is.. Right around the corner!"
A statue of P-Papi C?
*[Wipes away tears]*
I'll take one.
Welp guess even elder gods value Black Friday sales.
Time stamp?
The biggest installment.
The Inner-circle doom spire: Ode to Kthullu and thrift store.
Deep One Dave thrift shop roleplays are one of my favorite Rift World series. 100% rate of knocking my weary brain the fuck to sleep.
Dave...I have a message for you. Ive watched you every night for weeks now. All of the vids that include Dave.. TO ER: I dont know if you will read this, but I wanted you to know that
your videos are so important to me right now. I have high anxiety about
everything happening right now with the virus. My worries melt watching
these. Ill have your vids playing all night tonight. Im a long time
subber. Dave is my total fav and the only ones I watch. Just want you to know how important you are, your creativity , in this chaos, you bring ease, peace and calm. Thank you!
I, too am extraordinarily fascinated by bubblewrap
Dave is one of my favorite ER characters. He's just so chill and nice.
this character always reminds me of Toby from the office and I love it haha
The man that sold the chain saw was speaking pig-Latin.
Just settled down after a hard day of celebratan, drankan and this pops up! What a way to relax!
Merry Christmas, Eph, you absolute hero x
Legends say that Daves mother bought him in black friday thinking he was an empty costume
Wait...
You’re not a half bad actor bro! Haha i enjoy these. Not to mention they’re very relaxing. I can totally see you doing a version of this with a fancy topic like wine, cheese, or art maybe. Haha i love it.
This is my no.1 go to asmr channel as I like roleplay
How have I never seen this one?! Imma enjoy this lucky find even though it's not Black Friday or any holiday lol
21:42 Dave talking about a song written by Dave is pure bliss
He literally changed his voice and the way he talks to fit the character. Amazing!
LOL “sounds like a nice place” apocalypse” I’m dead
I'm here for black Friday!
Thats why i love all your videos so much more then the other youtubers cuz the the one trigger i like the most is Whisper and that what i love the most at your videos. My favorite voice is Cthullu voice and Corvus voice . Dang they are so fkin good as is your chanel. The best out of the best plus i love fantasy and things that are not real and thats why i love your videos and your characters. Keep going like that as long as u like it and u feel u have a purpose and as long as it make u and us happy but most of all u must be happy after all ! Have a good one !
Didn’t get any notification of new video but randomly clicked on this channel and found this epic mysterious masterpiece of yours, uncle Rift!
Seems like this is an achieved ASMR-flair, god damn it!