pride and prejudice but everything is explained by john mulaney

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @vaticancameos221bbc2
    @vaticancameos221bbc2  3 года назад +1707

    Bro where did you guys come from??? I feel like I woke up to find that Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed have been killed in Paris.

    • @lola-id9de
      @lola-id9de 3 года назад +22

      TikTok! @thatsmyopini0n posted a screen recording of this video, it has tens of thousands of views!

    • @Rellsbellskells626
      @Rellsbellskells626 3 года назад +77

      I saw it on my recommended page

    • @tereakasmiley
      @tereakasmiley 3 года назад +14

      @@Rellsbellskells626 same!

    • @angelbabies7
      @angelbabies7 3 года назад +6

      WOW! I have got to have MORE!!!

    • @mollyhunter6239
      @mollyhunter6239 3 года назад +3

      It was the magic of tik tok

  • @ellieswisher
    @ellieswisher 3 года назад +7524

    Ok but the hand scene and “now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that” is what we’re all thinking when we watch it

  • @athanasiatomaras1953
    @athanasiatomaras1953 3 года назад +4477

    “nah nah nah sister you ain’t getting me to no secondary location “ I have never laughed more

    • @cecedavidson9531
      @cecedavidson9531 3 года назад +118

      Same, except for when I was still laughing and then heard "pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him"

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +5

      1:09
      XD

  • @sun_daes
    @sun_daes 2 года назад +5360

    “nobody look at me or i’ll kill myself” THAT LINE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE DARCY-

    • @Kiwi_DeFruit
      @Kiwi_DeFruit Год назад +44

      Thad added years to my life 🤣

    • @tangerine1884
      @tangerine1884 Год назад +60

      NO SERIOUSLY- i’m watching the 1995 bbc special and he has ONE facial expression so far and it is exactly that. NOBODY LOOK AT ME OR ILL KMS

    • @charityshi9910
      @charityshi9910 Год назад +15

      Honestly I think a lot of these annotation are more accurate than any versions of adaptions I saw 😂😂😂

    • @Chimchimchu
      @Chimchimchu 10 месяцев назад +7

      Let's CHANGE the SUBJECT.

    • @LillyAnarkitty
      @LillyAnarkitty 10 месяцев назад +1

      Ah yes the Dickinson em dash 👌

  • @lizageorge8923
    @lizageorge8923 3 года назад +21939

    ok you know when two seemingly separate fandoms have a surprisingly large overlap

    • @cofcchick
      @cofcchick 3 года назад +574

      Well, John did major in English so it makes some level of sense.

    • @khw_
      @khw_ 3 года назад +183

      I have found my people

    • @cutiekoo7162
      @cutiekoo7162 3 года назад +19

      @Vivian Russell i do👁

    • @hannkohann
      @hannkohann 3 года назад +59

      very interesting developments today looks like I’m not alone

    • @izzybitsyspider03
      @izzybitsyspider03 3 года назад +116

      Exactly! I was thinking "do all gen z love John mulaney and pride and prejudice or is it just a large, random overlap?" lmao you hit the nail on the head... this video worked so surprisingly well,,,funny af

  • @lizzypandora6986
    @lizzypandora6986 3 года назад +2934

    "Excuse me, I'm new in town, and it gets worse"
    Perfect lmao

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +7

      4:14
      XD

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 3 года назад +27

      I cried. “So I lied. You know, like a liar.”

  • @visheshabeyratne9345
    @visheshabeyratne9345 Год назад +1099

    "It's wrong to make fun of people but it's so fun sometimes."
    Jane Austen in a nutshell.

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 3 года назад +11133

    “no one look at me or i’ll kill myself”
    *what do you mean darcy didn’t actually say this*

    • @icymoons
      @icymoons 3 года назад +561

      that and "i will keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die"

    • @kiraalldredge48
      @kiraalldredge48 3 года назад +51

      I laughed so hard.

    • @lesleyfairbairn3899
      @lesleyfairbairn3899 3 года назад +76

      Those both got me too 🤣
      I fully believe Darcy said them and no one can change my mind

    • @ladymidnight80
      @ladymidnight80 3 года назад +74

      It's an introvert, he totally was thinking it

    • @lesleyfairbairn3899
      @lesleyfairbairn3899 3 года назад +30

      @@ladymidnight80 exactly! Internal monologue 😁

  • @jamiedecarlo9264
    @jamiedecarlo9264 3 года назад +3052

    The only change I could possibly think to make would be to put the quote "I have had a very long day, and I have no money, so you can imagine the stress I am under" where charlotte says "I am 27 years old, I've no money and no prospects...."

    • @ashleighzoda738
      @ashleighzoda738 3 года назад +125

      Omg that IS perfect! 😂

    • @vaticancameos221bbc2
      @vaticancameos221bbc2  3 года назад +698

      Listen, if you're gonna have better ideas than me, then why don't you take your sleeping bag and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE 🤣

    • @marissagarton4654
      @marissagarton4654 3 года назад +35

      @@vaticancameos221bbc2 part 2 👀

    • @MarkelleRayneeSheree
      @MarkelleRayneeSheree 3 года назад +13

      @@vaticancameos221bbc2 Take your epipen, take your goddamn epipen.

  • @bdp8102
    @bdp8102 2 года назад +3598

    The way Wickham pops up while John says "HELLO! I'm new in town and it GETS WORSE" honestly adds years to my life

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 Год назад +49

      I mean it’s a fairly accurate summary of his character

    • @kimpritchard9819
      @kimpritchard9819 9 месяцев назад

      Klk⁰】​@@gennybaratta2460

    • @Pirated89
      @Pirated89 5 месяцев назад +6

      I laughed so hard I feel like I LOST a year. So insanely funny im dying.

    • @YesLikeTheMermaid
      @YesLikeTheMermaid Месяц назад +2

      “Jealousy”
      “You know, like a lie!”

  • @EmilyRitcheson
    @EmilyRitcheson 3 года назад +5501

    “But Mary brought up a new separate, but interesting point...” I WHEEZED.

  • @Alex-ny8sg
    @Alex-ny8sg 3 года назад +5804

    The fact that this could be used as spark notes for pride and prejudice is one of the best things about it 😂😂

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 3 года назад +31

      It's amazing

    • @mandiex
      @mandiex 3 года назад +96

      I’ve never read the book nor seen the movie and I could totally write a book report on it after watching this video.

    • @StillAmanda
      @StillAmanda 3 года назад +55

      I would love to see someone do a plot summary of the book/movie if all they knew was this video.

    • @astrocake584
      @astrocake584 2 года назад +1

      @@StillAmanda Elizabeth is a badass bitch; she’s that feminist “I do what the fuck I want,” kind of protagonist in these types of stories. She lives with her mother, father, and her sisters. Her and Jane are pretty close. Then meets Mr. Darcy and mr big hair at a ball where her mother tries to show her daughters off in hopes to marry them to eligible bachelors. Idk how Darcy and big hair are related but I believe they are friends. Big hair likes Jane. Darcy is awkward, cold, and appears to not much care for Elizabeth, which makes her dislike him in turn. Darcy has to stay for whatever reason; they throw a poorly timed ball. Elizabeth and Darcy get a little closer with this weird kinda tension. Then pompous balding guy shows up and has dinner. He seems like an incel type guy and he wants to marry Elizabeth (or one of her sisters, I can’t really tell) but she seems disgusted by the idea. She doesn’t want to marry, let alone him. Then little drummer boy shows up and he knows Darcy somehow. Maybe they were in college together or something. He lies about Darcy to Elizabeth like a high school girl living off of drama. The sisters get ready for the ball. Pompous balding guy tries to hit on Elizabeth; she obviously doesn’t like that. Darcy and Elizabeth dance, much to her family’s pleasure. They ship the two of them like fed ex. Next morning, pompous balding guy tries some more shit. Marriage and blah blah. Elizabeth ain’t having that shit at all. Her mom doesn’t like her refusal while her father seems to just want his daughter to be happy. Meanwhile, Elizabeth’s sister is engaged to Mr. CoLlInS. Old money, as she is called, is a big deal and is suddenly inserted into this narrative for whatever reason. Elizabeth back talks her; ms lady doesn’t much care for that. Darcy is awkward again. And again. And again. They go to church. Big hair tells Elizabeth something, presumably about Darcy. Darcy confesses and proposes at the gazebo and Elizabeth is unhappy. Because how fucking dare he. Some family drama happens involving Elizabeth’s sister; I’m not entirely sure. Now insert Mr Darcy’s bitchin house. Elizabeth reconsiders Darcy’s proposal because he be loaded. Elizabeth has to stay for a bit longer then she anticipated. Her sister runs away to get married to little drummer boy and they want some of that sweet dough. Little drummer boy is bad. Darcy paid for their wedding and Elizabeth is intrigued. Insert panic. Big hair and Jane have a moment. Old money and Elizabeth argue over some bullshit. Elizabeth is conflicted and goes for a walk. Darcy is there too and he confesses once more. Elizabeth accepts his proposal, tired of everyone’s shit. And then our story ends.

    • @StillAmanda
      @StillAmanda 2 года назад +1

      @@astrocake584 Beauty

  • @lindsayann1663
    @lindsayann1663 Год назад +538

    “Oh that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse” his delivery of that line with that scene is so perfect

  • @meetaverma8372
    @meetaverma8372 3 года назад +3854

    things that made me laugh out loud:
    1. Mr darcy being called a "tall child"
    2. Mr. Wickem being "I'm new in town and it gets worse"
    3. Elizabeth's "first off, no"
    4. Elizabeth, rethinking the proposal, like "oh okay"
    5. "SCATTER"
    6. everything with Lady Catharine
    7. and that "huh, fine"

    • @Emm_Er
      @Emm_Er 3 года назад +51

      "SCATTER" got me waking up my roommate from his nap 🤣😂

    • @ReneeCamus
      @ReneeCamus 3 года назад +70

      What totally killed me was "I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." LOLOLOLOL!

    • @Emm_Er
      @Emm_Er 3 года назад +15

      @@ReneeCamus That's the one that had me sharing this with my Mum. She's a huge P&P fan and she absolutely died 😂✨

    • @ReneeCamus
      @ReneeCamus 3 года назад +2

      @@Emm_Er Awesome. It's pretty hilarious. :)

    • @misse9735
      @misse9735 3 года назад +5

      Why does 2:42 to 3:07 work so well! 🤣 This is truly fine art 😂

  • @esme_melody
    @esme_melody 3 года назад +6593

    “mary ...brought up a new, separate...but interesting point” is a pretty good summary of mary’s character lol

    • @Liskafm352
      @Liskafm352 2 года назад +54

      Except it was originaly Caroline Bingley who said that, not Mary

    • @renaerolley5670
      @renaerolley5670 2 года назад +98

      @@Liskafm352: This version of the movie plays loose and fast with a LOT of things.

    • @livingandthriving
      @livingandthriving 2 года назад +77

      @@Liskafm352 To be fair, that WAS the sort of thing Mary would say (and unlike Caroline, she would be 100% serious).

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Год назад +7

      * except for the part where it's interesting

    • @esme_melody
      @esme_melody Год назад +1

      idk i’ve only read the book ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @nathanprime2434
    @nathanprime2434 Год назад +1029

    This is quite possibly one of the most niche but hysterical crossover is I’ve ever seen. This was amazingly done. Bravo

    • @joelrasdall7662
      @joelrasdall7662 9 месяцев назад +8

      Replying as a second upvote; this was wonderful.

  • @mariahevans6940
    @mariahevans6940 3 года назад +4875

    No one:
    Darcy: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll DIE”

    • @TheEmmaHarvey
      @TheEmmaHarvey 2 года назад +8

      My new saying on a daily basis haha

  • @Ashl333t
    @Ashl333t 3 года назад +3486

    “Do you dance, Mr. Darcy?”
    “NAH NAH NAH SISTER! You’re not getting me to no secondary location!”
    😂😂😂😂 so glad this was in my recommended

    • @nado5918
      @nado5918 3 года назад +8

      My favorite part 😭😂

    • @davidalexander3320
      @davidalexander3320 3 года назад +22

      I was laughing so hard at that part I stopped the video and came to the comments to see if anyone mentioned it

    • @desic3274
      @desic3274 3 года назад +3

      I'm so happy I started the day with this!

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +1

      1:09
      XD

  • @oglatnik
    @oglatnik 2 года назад +3164

    “Ok, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably appologise to you” next to a clip of Jane is the funniest thing ever 😭

    • @mariesabine2385
      @mariesabine2385 Год назад +30

      It’s so her

    • @kaylynnanson6231
      @kaylynnanson6231 Год назад +27

      1) It's Jane and Bingley in a nutshell 😂
      2) I was your 1k like. Have a lovely day ❤

    • @oglatnik
      @oglatnik 8 месяцев назад

      @@kaylynnanson6231I only saw it now, aww

  • @ravishing_rogue
    @ravishing_rogue 3 года назад +3578

    “THE BREAD OF GOD IS BREEEAADD” that one fucking got me holy SHIT

    • @jelliclesongs
      @jelliclesongs 3 года назад +39

      i wasn't expecting that lmao

    • @ameydisisto9270
      @ameydisisto9270 3 года назад +39

      it is taking all my willpower to not just cackle in the back of class right now. I had to just pause the video and breathe

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад

      6:52
      XD

    • @brotemca8020
      @brotemca8020 3 года назад +3

      If the bread god likes bread, is he a cannibal or is he gay?
      - a literal Christian (aka me)

  • @jilly6765
    @jilly6765 3 года назад +4974

    Adults: The internet is a very scary and disturbing place
    The internet:

    • @afoolishfopdoodle3284
      @afoolishfopdoodle3284 2 года назад +6

      Three thousand likes and no comments? Well, here I come to change that!

    • @Caroline-dl2mv
      @Caroline-dl2mv Год назад

      exactly

    • @DaniChapman
      @DaniChapman 9 месяцев назад +3

      And then this video restored faith in all of humanity. Once again.

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT 8 месяцев назад

      Well, maybe not the *entire* internet. 😉😊

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 5 месяцев назад

      Welcome to the Internet!
      Have a look around!

  • @sarahelisabeth247
    @sarahelisabeth247 2 года назад +1271

    mrs bennett balling up the back of janes sport coat and pushing her towards mr bingley like a human shield is so funny and fits so well😭😭

  • @nyahgrant8348
    @nyahgrant8348 3 года назад +1176

    "it was such a weird interaction I wasn't sure if it actually happened" IS SUCH A MOMENT

    • @maxstapley6416
      @maxstapley6416 3 года назад +15

      THE most accurate

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 9 месяцев назад +8

      Literally how I felt watching that scene 😂

    • @kampyo
      @kampyo 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@LifesNeverHumDrum every time I watch that scene: it must be a dream. But it's just him practicing. 😢

  • @mashalyn2012
    @mashalyn2012 3 года назад +1930

    The "Mary brought up a new, separate but interesting, point" was scary perfect 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 года назад +60

      Though of course, in the world of the book, Mary never brought up an interesting point in her life.

    • @nathanprime2434
      @nathanprime2434 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@tejaswoman What's crazy is that if I'm remembering right, it was Caroline frikin BINGLY who said that line trying to sound intellectual and aloof.

  • @silverlimosine
    @silverlimosine 3 года назад +595

    The “excuse me I’m new in town and it gets worse” with wickham was my breaking point

  • @mariesabine2385
    @mariesabine2385 3 года назад +3539

    "GIVE US SOME MONEY" "You SPENT it already?! What kind of a cokehead relative--"
    That's Wickham, alright.

  • @helloinspiration
    @helloinspiration 3 года назад +5034

    Somebody needs to make sure John Mulaney sees this. He's seen the Shakespeare ones, but the fact that he brought up Austen in one of his routines means he HAS to see this one.

    • @r.t.laurila
      @r.t.laurila 3 года назад +46

      How do you know he’s seen the Shakespeare ones? They were so good

    • @helloinspiration
      @helloinspiration 3 года назад +169

      @@r.t.laurila He brought it up in an interview once, how he hasn't read/seen most of the plays so he didn't understand all the references but he thought it was great

    • @r.t.laurila
      @r.t.laurila 3 года назад +7

      @@helloinspiration nice, thanks

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 года назад +1

      Yessssss

    • @cass3026
      @cass3026 3 года назад +5

      omg which interview did he mention it

  • @natalieb1219
    @natalieb1219 2 года назад +239

    7:24 “First off… no” BROKE ME PLEASE IT FIT SO WELL

  • @TheMoonDejesus
    @TheMoonDejesus 3 года назад +5062

    I literally think about that dude saying “exemplary boiled potatoes” every god damn day.

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 3 года назад +84

      My brain is always so confused by such nonsensical utterings coming from Saffy's ex-husband.

    • @melissazapata3866
      @melissazapata3866 3 года назад +32

      Lmao that line always stuck for me too

    • @xanbell7723
      @xanbell7723 3 года назад +69

      my smol RECtory ABUTs her estate

    • @TheMoonDejesus
      @TheMoonDejesus 3 года назад +3

      @@xanbell7723 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

    • @joecool2050
      @joecool2050 3 года назад +4

      Omg same 💀😭

  • @sofiaxanat
    @sofiaxanat 3 года назад +1728

    “We all ran in different directions, it was like that scene in ratatouille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats run in different ways, we all ran in different directions”
    *pLEASE THE SCENE WITH THIS AUDIO IS EVERYTHING*

    • @aga3852
      @aga3852 3 года назад +2

      YESSSS BEST AUDIOOO

    • @Quimerpip
      @Quimerpip 3 года назад

      Which of his comedy specials is that audio from?? I've never heard it!

    • @sofiaxanat
      @sofiaxanat 3 года назад +5

      @@Quimerpip it’s from new in town! the story is called “the one thing you can’t replace”

    • @sleepytabledog
      @sleepytabledog 3 года назад +4

      SCATTER!

  • @GSkis
    @GSkis Год назад +123

    "Like What ... were you two in the Eagles together ... what is the animosity about?" ..... OMG I can't even 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @xobm2905
    @xobm2905 3 года назад +12997

    I want every movie that I’ve ever watched be narrated by John Mulaney skits now

    • @falebite150
      @falebite150 3 года назад +83

      I wholeheartedly agree with you

    • @ReignBeauofTerror
      @ReignBeauofTerror 3 года назад +165

      There needs to be an entire RUclips channel dedicated to it

    • @galengraziano7127
      @galengraziano7127 3 года назад +87

      I totally agree. This is fantastic. Imagine Avengers: Endgame narrated like this.

    • @sillygabbs
      @sillygabbs 3 года назад +13

      Same, honestly...

    • @ihaterefriedbeans
      @ihaterefriedbeans 3 года назад +5

      nice gerard pfp lmaoo

  • @mww22410
    @mww22410 3 года назад +3362

    How is no one talking about “I need everyone all day to like me so much.” About Bingley? It’s 100% perfect!!😂😂

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 3 года назад +52

      its like hes running for the mayor of nothing!

    • @yuukikisaragi1089
      @yuukikisaragi1089 3 года назад +21

      IT LITERALLY ALMOST LOOKS LIKE HE SAID IT TOO

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +4

      2:00
      XD

    • @heliojip
      @heliojip 3 года назад +6

      And THE AUDIO SYNCED SO WELL WITH HIS LIP MOVEMENTS??

  • @kimtan0627
    @kimtan0627 Год назад +204

    Whoever thought of editing this two together is a genius and deserves everything they want in the world. 😂

    • @saoirsevicteoiria2759
      @saoirsevicteoiria2759 9 месяцев назад +4

      It's truly genuis. It's one of the few things youtube recommends to me that I think I watch whenever it pops up. It's extraordinary.

    • @MilotheShrike
      @MilotheShrike 6 месяцев назад +3

      It's crazy how accurate it is to the characters

  • @cinemaocd1752
    @cinemaocd1752 3 года назад +810

    If I didn't know the context for all of the John Mulaney bits I would be entirely convinced all of his work was about Pride and Prejudice.

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 3 года назад +19

      I don't and therefore I can

  • @makaylaschmidt51
    @makaylaschmidt51 3 года назад +2744

    I’ve never seen or read pride and prejudice so when this showed up in my recommended I watched half of it, rented pride and prejudice and watched it, and then came back and finished the video. It did not disappoint.

    • @rkhound247
      @rkhound247 3 года назад +142

      You did the right thing and I'm impressed by your dedication 👏

    • @ridesidesaddle
      @ridesidesaddle 3 года назад +4

      same

    • @littledrummergirl_19
      @littledrummergirl_19 3 года назад +51

      Eyy! Now go watch the miniseries from 1994 (95? I don’t remember) it’s AMAZING. It’s basically the book word for word, fantastic acting, accurate and non-Americanized show design and script, and it’s just honestly top-notch. Seriously, if you like the movie with Kiera Knightly (the one in the video) you’ll LOVE the miniseries. It’s 6 hours total (each episode is an hour) and it’s sooooo worth it for the extra material 😄 plus it stars Colin Firth as Darcy and he is just AMAZINGLY awkward and lovable (and ohhhh so handsome) 😍

    • @MichelleVasquez55
      @MichelleVasquez55 3 года назад +12

      @@littledrummergirl_19 I agree with everything you wrote.

    • @onecoolghoul
      @onecoolghoul 3 года назад +9

      I've never had any desire to read or watch it, but now I'm absolutely going to have to

  • @givernyryan
    @givernyryan 2 года назад +518

    This is so brilliant. Not even one of John's lines feels far-fetched to achieve the right context, and I couldn't stop laughing. I love that you highlighted how comical the potatoes scene was. 😂

  • @mayj8322
    @mayj8322 3 года назад +1897

    ‘I’m new in town and it gets worse’ How perfectly placed!!!!!!!!!

  • @lisaandothers
    @lisaandothers 3 года назад +10985

    The editing of this video is so perfectly executed that it's hard to believe Mulaney wasn't referencing Pride and Prejudice in the first place

    • @emilys3638
      @emilys3638 2 года назад +189

      I was debating within myself the entire time because it was so well done!

    • @twobirds5921
      @twobirds5921 2 года назад +41

      That’s what I thought when I read the title but then I watched the video-

    • @Dolly-bc1dy
      @Dolly-bc1dy 2 года назад +31

      Why is this so perfect?! 😂

    • @elainastandifer851
      @elainastandifer851 Год назад +51

      WAIT HE WASNT

    • @paulbadenhorst7726
      @paulbadenhorst7726 Год назад +30

      ​@elainastandifer851 No, he never read the book

  • @rvcar
    @rvcar Год назад +411

    10:35 “why dont you give me a candle for looking in the mirror and i’ll tremble off to bed in my long victorian nightgown.” Dead 💀

  • @TwistedCakePops
    @TwistedCakePops 3 года назад +5359

    Time to set up a gofundme to pay for you to do the entire film this way

  • @TQM
    @TQM 3 года назад +2904

    "I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll DIE." That is the best and most apt character description ever. 6:38

    • @genevieverenaud2537
      @genevieverenaud2537 3 года назад +3

      The prejudice against Darcy was that he was f* depressed emo. We are only getting it now lol

    • @yellowycolor1248
      @yellowycolor1248 3 года назад +3

      YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

  • @LevCallahan
    @LevCallahan 2 года назад +310

    This was scarily accurate to not just the movie, but the novel too.

  • @ezelfrancisco1349
    @ezelfrancisco1349 3 года назад +3279

    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good stand-up comedy, must be in want of two fandoms

  • @stephaniemasson1224
    @stephaniemasson1224 3 года назад +1422

    You know, all of John Mulaney's jokes about his wife probably fit with Darcy gushing about Lizzie
    Darcy: My wife is a bitch and I like her so much!

    • @kavyapahwa452
      @kavyapahwa452 3 года назад +63

      And now they’re getting divorced 😭😭

    • @stephaniemasson1224
      @stephaniemasson1224 3 года назад +43

      @@kavyapahwa452 oh my god, I just found out because you told me 😭
      I feel so bad now... I really wish them the best, even if they're not together anymore 😥

    • @kaitywithac
      @kaitywithac 3 года назад +48

      Well... this didn’t age well..

    • @marissawilson4644
      @marissawilson4644 3 года назад +9

      @@kavyapahwa452 wait.... WHAT???

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 года назад +32

      @@marissawilson4644 yes, and given her statement on the matter, it appears she's just heartbroken about it and it was definitely very much not her idea. 😔 💔

  • @skywalkerchick
    @skywalkerchick 2 года назад +1245

    For my entire life I have never understood the appeal of Jane Austen. I felt like every woman in the world adored her stories except for me. I tried to read the book when my mom urged me to because it was one of her favorites and I couldn’t do it. I tried to sit through the mini series and couldn’t do it. I watched the entire ‘05 movie and still didn’t understand the appeal.
    This video has explained the story to me in a better way than my mom, my cousins, my best friend, and my AP English teacher ever did and I am roaring with laughter and dying to find a copy of the film and watch it again. Thank you so much 😂

    • @tangerine1884
      @tangerine1884 2 года назад +78

      LMAO my mom jokingly calls me her disappointment daughter because i don’t like period dramas HEHSHNDDH

    • @melbell0865
      @melbell0865 2 года назад +83

      I kinda wish all period pieces could be summarized like this. It’d be more understandable, not to mention entertaining.

    • @melbell0865
      @melbell0865 2 года назад +13

      I kinda wish all period pieces could be summarized like this. It’d be more understandable, not to mention entertaining.

    • @henrymars6626
      @henrymars6626 2 года назад +40

      I wish I could read and adore Austen's work but I couldn't adjust to her writing style. It made me upset because my professor and the entire class ADORED her and here I am having to read SparksNotes and get summaries from my friends to understand what I was reading. I did enjoy the movies though.

    • @hellykay
      @hellykay Год назад +27

      The mini series was way better though! Young Colin Firth!! The actual plot of the book!! It has it all!!

  • @Lala-jl7mi
    @Lala-jl7mi 3 года назад +1941

    Out of all the gold in this goddamn video I lost my shit at "SCATTER!!!" when elizabeth was caught watching Mr. Darcy and Georgiana hugging

    • @gingerbreadorgingerbell1045
      @gingerbreadorgingerbell1045 3 года назад +30

      This when I finally had to stop the video to,
      1. Catch my breath.
      2. Wipe away my tears.
      🤣😍🤧💀

    • @Lala-jl7mi
      @Lala-jl7mi 3 года назад +3

      @@gingerbreadorgingerbell1045 yeeesss this sent me lol

    • @alizaboo8112
      @alizaboo8112 3 года назад +13

      That line makes me scream laugh every time I watch this video because I just know that's what Elizabeth was thinking 😂

    • @passerbytanuki2456
      @passerbytanuki2456 3 года назад +20

      And then the follow up with "I didn't know he could do that" send me over to the grave 😂😂😂😂

  • @catherinesmart2961
    @catherinesmart2961 3 года назад +762

    “And my mom said yes.” “And my dad said LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT” absolute perFECTION

  • @kjononsense
    @kjononsense Год назад +118

    Watching this for probably the 50th time, and just wanted to confirm that it is NOT too long, it is wonderful, and I enjoy every single second.

  • @glyphsandclutter
    @glyphsandclutter 3 года назад +2288

    the line about ‘were you two in the Eagles together? what is the animosity?’ with Darcy and Wickham had me cackling out so loud in public I had to pause the video

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer 3 года назад +9

      Best part is if someone asks what's so funny and you have to explain this

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 3 года назад +6

      As someone who grew up on rock and roll music of that time period... I thought that was brilliant and I laughed harder than I had at any point in the video up until then... but I was cackling at home. Honestly surprised my mother didn’t comment on it from the next room

    • @elisasanguinetti5639
      @elisasanguinetti5639 Год назад +1

      ​@@LoveLee_Dreamer Then do you mind explaining it to me? I assume the members of Eagles didn't get along, but I would like to have more specific information

  • @emilysmith2965
    @emilysmith2965 3 года назад +4201

    “Now we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that!” Darcy’s overall demeanor and behavior explained. Total mood.

  • @binx414
    @binx414 Год назад +47

    The handkerchief waving is literally SPOT ON

  • @rainchill1111
    @rainchill1111 3 года назад +1828

    All the parts in the rain were so good lmao “THE GAZEBO”😭 it was perfect

    • @laurenbrown2891
      @laurenbrown2891 3 года назад +38

      "and my condolences again to everyone" im so dead

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад

      7:35
      XD

    • @brittanybesecker6153
      @brittanybesecker6153 3 года назад +4

      My absolute favorite part of this whole glorious masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣 I burst out laughing at 1:30 am and woke up my husband 😅

    • @hanasyslova6676
      @hanasyslova6676 3 года назад +4

      i actually had to pause the video to compose myself again I was laughing so hard... :D

  • @sazbear3913
    @sazbear3913 3 года назад +7472

    This is ABSOLUTE ART. Was on my recommended and I'm so glad I clicked

  • @VladDraculaIII
    @VladDraculaIII Год назад +66

    "Dancing. Even when one's partner is BARELY tolerable." DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME! 😅😅

  • @bridgetseghers2397
    @bridgetseghers2397 3 года назад +1492

    your familiarity of not only Pride & Prejudice but also of John Mulaney proves you're a great human being

  • @artemisbrown7845
    @artemisbrown7845 3 года назад +921

    THE INTERNET HAS DONE MANY THINGS BUT THIS ,THIS IS PURE ART .

    • @dustycoutu2721
      @dustycoutu2721 3 года назад +6

      RUclips usually gives me weird algorithmic choices but this is perfection

  • @Sakine-animate
    @Sakine-animate Год назад +76

    “Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him” 😂

  • @andreeab82
    @andreeab82 3 года назад +2376

    It makes my year a little better to know there’s people who equally love pride and prejudice and John Mulaney. This video is a masterpiece.

  • @abigailnovaria1266
    @abigailnovaria1266 3 года назад +1846

    “First off…. NO” at the proposal was PERFECT 💀

  • @JoJoS11235
    @JoJoS11235 2 года назад +330

    This is literally my favorite video on RUclips. The amount of times I have watched it is insane. I liked it so I could go back and watch it again. I swear I watch it like once a month!

  • @milsthebard1085
    @milsthebard1085 3 года назад +2074

    “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die”
    No, that’s cannon. Mr. Darcy basically said that😂😂

  • @andihaveaquestion
    @andihaveaquestion 3 года назад +485

    “Take your sleeping bag and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE” if Elizabeth could’ve said this exact line she would have

    • @aniesalgado805
      @aniesalgado805 3 года назад +11

      Take your epipen! Take your epipen and GET OUT!

  • @eirenetamlin9857
    @eirenetamlin9857 3 года назад +241

    This is so funny!!!! I think after Darcy smiles for the first time would be a good moment for another “I didn’t know he knew how to do that”

  • @ophelias4172
    @ophelias4172 3 года назад +505

    "I'll just keep all my emotions here and then I'll just die!" The summary of Mr. Darcy's character in twelve words or less.

  • @teddyf.6974
    @teddyf.6974 3 года назад +1608

    the “were you two in the Eagles together” with Darcy and Wickham made me WEEP

    • @Kittymouth
      @Kittymouth 3 года назад +18

      That one got a huge laugh outta my dad when I showed this to him.

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 3 года назад +11

      SAME. I CACKLED SO LOUDLY.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 2 года назад +1

      I spat out my tea!

    • @renaerolley5670
      @renaerolley5670 2 года назад

      I LITERALLY LOL'D! I'm sure my father-in-law thinks I'm even battier than usual! 😂

    • @cassgray9340
      @cassgray9340 2 года назад

      Lmao, I can’t

  • @reysquadron7820
    @reysquadron7820 3 года назад +38

    2:38 My favorite is "And we were like - 'We know...but hey!'"

    • @JillianBeach77
      @JillianBeach77 Год назад +1

      I actually use it all the time now. 😂

  • @bubblebubbleblip
    @bubblebubbleblip 3 года назад +4338

    This is a goddamn masterpiece. Holy shit. How long did this take? The skill required! The mental recall! The base knowledge of both the novel & Mulaney’s entire body of work!!

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 года назад +60

      I actually could do those two pieces. It's the editing that blows me away.

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 года назад +12

      Impressive 🤩

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 3 года назад +100

      Was it a John Mulaney fan who discovered Pride & Prejudice one day, or an Austen fan who discovered John Mulaney one day?

    • @J3ennife4
      @J3ennife4 3 года назад +116

      @@AdrianColley the venn diagram of John Mulaney quoters and Austenites is a circle, apparently

    • @Lwoods1717
      @Lwoods1717 3 года назад +32

      @@AdrianColley If I may speak from personal experience and that of other irl Mulaney stans I know, we tend to be Lit students or lovers of lit at the very least - who stumble upon him.

  • @liloldrex
    @liloldrex 3 года назад +577

    “ *sigh* fine” is the best way to explain how Elizabeth decided to marry Mr.Darcy

    • @lorrainesekera4100
      @lorrainesekera4100 3 года назад +10

      IKR? Such a lukewarm response. Come on, director!

    • @carlynicoletownes2274
      @carlynicoletownes2274 3 года назад +11

      @@lorrainesekera4100 I always hated this version of Pride and Prejudice, so this RUclips video made me appreciate it more than watching the actual movie did.

    • @shannonmackain3634
      @shannonmackain3634 3 года назад +1

      The voiceover when she saw his house had me :'D

    • @darth-imperius
      @darth-imperius 2 года назад +5

      @@lorrainesekera4100 actually, considering it was set during the Regency era when people didn't touch each other all willy nilly as they do now (making it mean nothing at all), it was quite romantic and sweet the way she said yes. 😉 People back then weren't allowed to do such things if they weren't engaged or married. That is also why she is so surprised when he touches her hand (while she's not wearing gloves) to help her into the carriage - the hand flex right after is also significant, it was very sneaky of him to have done that; as is suggested in this video, had Bingley noticed this as well, he'd be like "hmmm 🤔"

  • @rvcar
    @rvcar Год назад +154

    8:08 - “The fact that this line was said by Elizabeth in the book”” ☠️ dead “no that’s the thing im sensitive about” 😆😆😆😆 so true

    • @nori-draws-things
      @nori-draws-things 5 месяцев назад +1

      did she? because I've read the book but can't find that line 😭😭 if anyone can tell me where it is, that would be amazing 🙏🙏

    • @rvcar
      @rvcar 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@nori-draws-things she says it to her aunt right before she goes on the trip with her aunt and uncle!

    • @nori-draws-things
      @nori-draws-things 5 месяцев назад

      @@rvcar Thank you!!!

  • @josjoererg
    @josjoererg 3 года назад +1915

    This video is proof that I am on the right side of the internet

  • @theseahag6639
    @theseahag6639 3 года назад +3336

    There is a very small cross-section of British lit fans and comedy fans who find this hysterical. These are my people.

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 3 года назад +59

      *waves frenetically*

    • @kalipassion04
      @kalipassion04 3 года назад +22

      *hugs*

    • @melisosh
      @melisosh 3 года назад +41

      So when is our first club meeting...?

    • @liv2590
      @liv2590 3 года назад +6

      Hello yes!

    • @AvatarWindy
      @AvatarWindy 3 года назад +8

      IM HERE TOO 😭

  • @Linaxtic
    @Linaxtic Год назад +14

    9:47 was the exact moment that I realized that not only is President Snow in this movie, but so is Johanna Mason.

  • @kaylin9155
    @kaylin9155 3 года назад +744

    "That's my wife" *almost spits my water out* "We know, but heyyy" *trying to keep it together*

  • @TziporaArt
    @TziporaArt 3 года назад +3615

    “That was such a weird interaction that I’m not entirely sure that it actually happened.”
    -I relate to this on a spiritual level 👀

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 3 года назад +71

      That also would have worked for the scene where Mr. Darcy just shows up at the Collins’ house and hands Elizabeth the letter and apologizes and leaves.

    • @thesearch7577
      @thesearch7577 2 года назад +18

      That would have also worked for any scene of my existence wherein I exist :)

    • @miss1of2
      @miss1of2 Год назад +4

      @@parryyotterI'm fairly sure, it was that scene....

  • @julietijerina8176
    @julietijerina8176 Год назад +23

    I watch this every time the algorithm puts it on my feed. It never gets old. Well done.

  • @ssahotchncr
    @ssahotchncr 3 года назад +745

    "not unless everyone gets real cool about a lot of stuff real quickly" made me cry

  • @audreygabbard432
    @audreygabbard432 3 года назад +424

    how did some of those quotes fit PERFECTLY into this in a completely different context?!? the gazebo and "scatter" was so freaking hilarious!!!

  • @sammjaisais7135
    @sammjaisais7135 Год назад +180

    "No one look at me or I'll k1ll mys3lf" 💀💀💀 Why is that exactly what I always got from his expression? He's not a jerk, he's just got social anxiety

  • @SonicGirlsGeek
    @SonicGirlsGeek 3 года назад +4224

    Just realizing this, but imagine the scene where Lydia's letter gets to Lizzie, but its the Mulaney line: "Yeah, we took off while you were in the bathroom. Because we HATE YOU."

    • @tereakasmiley
      @tereakasmiley 3 года назад +71

      Noooooooo!!!! 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
      I’m actually laughing so much my chest hurts😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @lovetolovefairytales
      @lovetolovefairytales 3 года назад +10

      😂

    • @themmefatale
      @themmefatale 3 года назад +28

      the way I started howling at this

    • @Scimitars-in-sandstone
      @Scimitars-in-sandstone 2 года назад +11

      NOOOOO!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 2 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 the accuracy though

  • @honeybae.taylors.version
    @honeybae.taylors.version 3 года назад +892

    Everything about this is absolutely ON POINT however, consider for darcy's first proposal: "this is an on fire garbage can"

  • @lauraomairi
    @lauraomairi 3 года назад +59

    From someone who hasn't read the book, watched the movie, nor even knows what's about, I feel like I 100% understand the plot and the story from this video alone.

  • @ameskendrick6167
    @ameskendrick6167 3 года назад +814

    I showed this video to my mom, who loves P&P but has no clue who John Mulaney is. Her response after watching the whole thing quietly was “he gets it”

  • @blackarosskir
    @blackarosskir 3 года назад +1738

    when Wickham appeared with John's "excuse me I'm new in town, and it gets worse" I genuinely laughed out loud so much i forgot how to breathe for a moment xDD

    • @blackarosskir
      @blackarosskir 3 года назад +9

      also i haven't seen this version of Pride and Prejudice, but i've seen (and fell in love) with Pride, Prejudice and Zombies but i don't even need to see the former, this video is enough xDD

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 года назад +8

      "Forgot how to breathe" is exactly what happened to me, quite literally, the first time I watched the "Street Smarts!" segment of _Kid Gorgeous_ . Honest-to-god had to pause the video more than once so that I didn't die of asphyxia from laughing so hard.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад

      4:14
      XD

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +3

      @@blackarosskir gotta read that one and
      Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters
      However came up with the concept MUST PROTECTED FROM TIME TRAVEL MURDER/ERASING!
      XD

    • @Monicalia
      @Monicalia 3 года назад

      SAMEEE

  • @ihi8156
    @ihi8156 2 года назад +94

    Brilliant! The part were Darcy says that Elizabeth is not that “handsome” could’ve also been Mulaney’s “oh noo she’s ugly”

  • @catherinesmart2961
    @catherinesmart2961 3 года назад +770

    “Strange the passage of time” is an underrated moment

    • @evangallagher4825
      @evangallagher4825 3 года назад +15

      That was my favorite part. I had to rewind for stuff I missed because I was laughing so hard.

    • @kiaraprabhu7080
      @kiaraprabhu7080 3 года назад +5

      I was looking for this comment

  • @Hollyberrystreats
    @Hollyberrystreats 3 года назад +803

    "You could pour soup in my lap and I'd apologize for it" - Miss Jane Bennett, everyone!

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 3 года назад +26

      Also Bingley, so what her dad says in the book about how everybody's going to take advantage of them, which makes them the perfect pair, is so apt.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +1

      1:42
      XD

  • @AngelofDarkness2899
    @AngelofDarkness2899 Год назад +15

    PaP is my comfort movie, and this video is my comfort video. I hope you know you that every time I watch PaP (at least once a month) I think of all these quotes along with it. You have genuinely changed how I watch the movie and somehow made it even funnier??? Love you for it

  • @koyasworld4156
    @koyasworld4156 3 года назад +1385

    I couldn’t stop laughing at the “GIVE US SOME MONEY, AS A GIFT! WE WANT A GIFT, BUT IT HAS TO BE MONEY!” 🤣🤣

    • @rvcar
      @rvcar Год назад +6

      So real

    • @rvcar
      @rvcar Год назад +10

      And then the joke just keeps going!

    • @applemnster6309
      @applemnster6309 Год назад +17

      BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY WHAT WICKHAM AND LYDIA DID!

  • @rosie-cd7du
    @rosie-cd7du 3 года назад +535

    I want John Mulaney, Keira Knightley and other actors to see this...
    This is the best thing that ever happened to the internet

  • @emanando138
    @emanando138 Год назад +61

    thank you $120k English diploma for making John Mulaney a Jane Austen enthusiast to the point his skits tell the pride and prejudice storyline
    lmao jokes aside, this edit is 100% one of my favorites, i now wish for john to arrange a set telling any movie in his own words

  • @angiemarin4465
    @angiemarin4465 3 года назад +792

    4:14 "excuse me, I'm new in town, and it getS WORSE" SO FKING ACCURATE OMG

  • @kenna176
    @kenna176 3 года назад +506

    All of the Wickham scenes were so ridiculously spot on.

    • @Serenade2461
      @Serenade2461 3 года назад +36

      I was slapping my knee at "not unless everyone gets cool about a bunch of stuff real fast." So perfect

    • @amc7215
      @amc7215 3 года назад +13

      “Give me MONEYYYY!” 🤣😭🤣

    • @tereakasmiley
      @tereakasmiley 3 года назад +16

      “I’m new in town and it gets worse” made me howl!

  • @anyathepanther7977
    @anyathepanther7977 4 месяца назад +5

    "How many times have you watched this?"
    "Yes."
    It's a classic at this point.

  • @piperevelyn2446
    @piperevelyn2446 3 года назад +1480

    "incredibly well coordinated" has me laughing every time. Also "we know but hey!"
    Perfection.

    • @renaerolley5670
      @renaerolley5670 2 года назад

      So true! And Caroline Bingley is SUCH a beotch! She never fails to make me want to slap the taste out of her mouth!

  • @brittanybesecker6153
    @brittanybesecker6153 3 года назад +1984

    "Well may I introduce you to (and my condolences to everyone) THE GAZEBO!!!!" had me DYING!

  • @somethingstupid1075
    @somethingstupid1075 2 года назад +88

    I need you to know that this is easily one of my favorite videos on the internet and I come back and watch it all the time

  • @angie44551
    @angie44551 3 года назад +686

    "I'll keep all my emotions right here and then, one day, I'll die" is most accurate and absolutely hilarious descriptor for Darcy's longing stares at Elizabeth.
    What a gem.

  • @HackerGhent
    @HackerGhent 3 года назад +332

    This is the epitome of "a crossover we didn't know we needed".
    Never have I laughed so hard watching a video by myself.

  • @berenicelaurino4381
    @berenicelaurino4381 3 года назад +64

    after watching 7:31 i legit can't breathe anymore i mean i lost it when he screamed THE GAZEBOOOOO