Ciocolatta and Secco being wholesome over the phone for about 2 minutes

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  • @lunchbox997
    @lunchbox997  4 года назад +9294

    Not really wholesome now that I think about it.....

    • @Allacara
      @Allacara 4 года назад +553

      I mean it kinda is...kinda

    • @Centipettle
      @Centipettle 4 года назад +86

      Rude

    • @jaysternumber1
      @jaysternumber1 4 года назад +40

      Yeah I was bout to say

    • @nari6341
      @nari6341 4 года назад +10

      @@jaysternumber1stocktales

    • @nari6341
      @nari6341 4 года назад +5

      @py now I will be sans :D

  • @fuckitweballin759
    @fuckitweballin759 5 лет назад +25053

    This is how i imagine dogs would be like if they had human brains

    • @dishsoap446
      @dishsoap446 5 лет назад +612

      Coen Ruluked or vice versa

    • @teukuaurizqal3638
      @teukuaurizqal3638 5 лет назад +1013

      If ur dog have human brain he would'nt be dumb like that, the correct is if your dog have human body

    • @Syliag7
      @Syliag7 5 лет назад +326

      DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DISRESPECT MY GOOD BOYES LIKE YOU PIECE OF CAT SHIT

    • @tseliius
      @tseliius 5 лет назад +64

      Coen Ruluked
      Your profile picture-

    • @kison7715
      @kison7715 5 лет назад +162

      dog with human brain is nothin but a furry

  • @mystery6069
    @mystery6069 5 лет назад +11697

    Remember that these guys are the italian mafia

    • @childa.i.5198
      @childa.i.5198 5 лет назад +384

      So is Bruno and the boys + 1 girl

    • @suarez9108
      @suarez9108 5 лет назад +292

      Baby Bunny Bruno and the boys + 2 girls.

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 лет назад +268

      And that one of them used to drive old people to suicide for fun.

    • @childa.i.5198
      @childa.i.5198 5 лет назад +86

      @@suarez9108 oh yeah I almost forgot the dead one

    • @user-br7ty9yl3t
      @user-br7ty9yl3t 5 лет назад +42

      gabriel suarez I think you meant Bruno and the boys + 3 girls.

  • @kostabrennan6787
    @kostabrennan6787 3 года назад +4018

    Two identical rocks in the desert: exist
    The crusaders: 1:03

    • @jtarokujo6462
      @jtarokujo6462 3 года назад +262

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @femalecombatdummy
      @femalecombatdummy 3 года назад +130

      ↙↗↙↗↙↗↙↗↙↗↙↗

    • @acebeariously9856
      @acebeariously9856 3 года назад +25

      Hahaha that was pretty good

    • @kogetamago18
      @kogetamago18 3 года назад +16

      uhuhuhuhhhh!

    • @moderncrusader1150
      @moderncrusader1150 3 года назад +53

      Joseph and Mista sees a rock: 0:06

  • @user-kx2zv7tg3u
    @user-kx2zv7tg3u 4 года назад +11632

    Other animes : cute girl with dog ears
    Jojo:

    • @someact2332
      @someact2332 4 года назад +607

      Insane sugar craving lunatic

    • @mrszmatan2727
      @mrszmatan2727 4 года назад +631

      **CIOCOLATTA, I CRAVE SUGAR**

    • @zusfrankenstein8561
      @zusfrankenstein8561 4 года назад +347

      JoJo: Kills the dogs brutally and gleefully

    • @adamchaupiano
      @adamchaupiano 4 года назад +157

      Cute dog with human ears

    • @yeastnt8518
      @yeastnt8518 4 года назад +17

      @Lk Universe how about part 7?

  • @bartlegoof5949
    @bartlegoof5949 5 лет назад +15549

    the saddest part of golden wind is that secco will never get his 5 sugar cubes

    • @user-ek2xg3ps5s
      @user-ek2xg3ps5s 5 лет назад +266

      *Vento Aureo

    • @rauntche
      @rauntche 5 лет назад +563

      @@user-ek2xg3ps5s 黄金の風*

    • @CvBurgundy
      @CvBurgundy 5 лет назад +1227

      I dunno man. Narancia died thinking that Giorno sucked Mista's dick, and Doppio died alone waiting for boss to call him. These three are my top sads tho.

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 5 лет назад +60

      @
      ShadowKingc5 danny

    • @heatsflamesman5353
      @heatsflamesman5353 5 лет назад +270

      *5* sugar cubes
      Part *5*
      Mmmm yes this part 5 is made out of part 5.

  • @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX
    @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX 3 года назад +1806

    "CIO-CIOCOLATTA UHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA"
    that is the custest fucking thing

  • @Pulowski
    @Pulowski 5 лет назад +5542

    “being wholesome for two minutes” *starts talking about how the strong have the right dominate the weak*

    • @JormungandrTime
      @JormungandrTime 5 лет назад +314

      I mean compared to what these two normally say and do, its pretty wholesome

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 лет назад +19

      Me: I promise I won't get philosophical
      Me after three drinks:

    • @miaallen6161
      @miaallen6161 5 лет назад +12

      okay, so a 1:10 whoopdie doo

    • @joaomanoel7983
      @joaomanoel7983 5 лет назад

      Counting that the think have 1 minute

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 4 года назад +2

      Adolf is wholesome confirmed

  • @wiktoriasomczewska8716
    @wiktoriasomczewska8716 4 года назад +3908

    The thing is... I think Secco listened to this while Cioccolatta was recieving the seven page muda

    • @milanesaconpure5926
      @milanesaconpure5926 4 года назад +383

      who gave you the right to make me cry

    • @flakyx6798
      @flakyx6798 3 года назад +93

      Bruh don't

    • @sharplily
      @sharplily 3 года назад +108

      YOU FUCKING MONSTER
      WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL US THIS?

    • @erika-xc1qu
      @erika-xc1qu 3 года назад +16

      Nooo

    • @dipta4219
      @dipta4219 3 года назад +48

      Atleast Cioccolatta didn't have to receive 7 pages muda from GER Giorno unlike Diavolo . He should be thankful.

  • @kkimda5781
    @kkimda5781 3 года назад +6267

    Cioccolatta: "I love you"
    History books: They were very close friends.

    • @Sunny_dayz.
      @Sunny_dayz. 3 года назад +169

      I-is that a ham-JOJO REFERENCE!

    • @nackskott12
      @nackskott12 3 года назад +523

      My god! They slept in the same bed and went on holidays together! They must have been roommates!

    • @toastyp
      @toastyp 3 года назад +238

      @@nackskott12 omg they were roommates

    • @candycedaly462
      @candycedaly462 3 года назад +109

      @@toastyp Very very close roommates omg

    • @mercedesriveroscolman2997
      @mercedesriveroscolman2997 3 года назад +77

      and they were roomates 😔

  • @anglebrando6031
    @anglebrando6031 5 лет назад +10611

    Giorno did you get your 7 page muda
    Giorno: Yes
    What did it cost
    Giorno:Secco will never get his sugar cubes

  • @SNRGR
    @SNRGR 4 года назад +6976

    ok ok i know that secco is a pure boi but jesus christ imagine being CHASED by that thing.

    • @radhair3049
      @radhair3049 4 года назад +797

      And not being able to see his stand makes it worse.

    • @ashleydonnelly1980
      @ashleydonnelly1980 4 года назад +939

      Oh god now I’m just imagining a naked man running on all fours towards me while barking

    • @pillpunchh
      @pillpunchh 4 года назад +416

      i’m taking myself out before he can get to me holy shit that’s terrifying

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 4 года назад +284

      Ashley Donnelly If he’s a Florida man, then it’s normal

    • @ashleydonnelly1980
      @ashleydonnelly1980 4 года назад +62

      That guy with crippling depression true

  • @lucasy4790
    @lucasy4790 3 года назад +1502

    As a Japanese viewer it’s interesting how it’s translated “I love you” in English when in Japanese it can be interpreted both romantically and platonically, so it’s never clear for Japanese viewers to know exactly how Chioccolata felt towards Secco.

    • @LavenderSheepCielo
      @LavenderSheepCielo 3 года назад +307

      Its also hard for me as an English speaker, because "I love you" could be romantic, platonic in some cases, and be used for people who are considered family 😔

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 3 года назад +71

      I don't see how this would qualify as romance though

    • @marcy2225
      @marcy2225 2 года назад +127

      @@microwave8931 yeah this is more on the border of mind bending torture and obsession 😂

    • @victhehampter
      @victhehampter 2 года назад +7

      ahh that's interesting, I wonder if we'll ever know

    • @hr-g4640
      @hr-g4640 2 года назад +17

      the west likes homosexuality specialy anime fans

  • @burritowyrm6530
    @burritowyrm6530 5 лет назад +7975

    Damn araki really had to kill EVERY dog in each part
    also here’s a timestamp for myself 0:56

    • @gerayugacha
      @gerayugacha 5 лет назад +228

      We all know araki hate dog

    • @saulidrobo5132
      @saulidrobo5132 5 лет назад +292

      He didn't kill Benedict, the one the appears after the silver chariot requiem's power is stoppet.
      Benedict ;^)

    • @severketorskeleton3759
      @severketorskeleton3759 5 лет назад +287

      Koichi's dog is just too lazy to be a living being

    • @Edagui97
      @Edagui97 5 лет назад +78

      Iwasuke in part 8 also survived after spewing blood from it's eyes, mouth and ears.
      I don't get how people haven't noticed that Araki has been killing/mutilating more babies than dogs since part 5.
      - Grateful Dead turned one baby into old guy
      - Pucci accidentally used his time accelaration powers on a baby repeating what happened with GD
      - Recently Tsurugi Higashikata used his stand by accident to throw a baby into a fountain.
      Interestingly enough, all the dogs have been killed on purpose, but babies have either been caught in cross fire or are just victims of out of control stands.

    • @lunarwaffles5172
      @lunarwaffles5172 5 лет назад +58

      It's mentioned before that he makes villains kill off dogs because he believes people who kill dogs are easy to hate on.

  • @Fasepalm_
    @Fasepalm_ 4 года назад +4035

    I don't think "wholesome" and "cioccolata" can be in the same sentence

    • @randomitalianinthecomments
      @randomitalianinthecomments 4 года назад +317

      but "secco" and "wholesome" CAN

    • @mico7414
      @mico7414 4 года назад +17

      i mean, you're right

    • @dot5687
      @dot5687 4 года назад +20

      No woooosh me, I'm joking but u just used both to make this sentence

    • @fbi8861
      @fbi8861 4 года назад +23

      Giorno with a wholesome 7 page mica killed cioccolata

    • @fbi8861
      @fbi8861 4 года назад +5

      Muda*

  • @Lightnatural
    @Lightnatural 3 года назад +520

    i like how Ciocolatta genuinely cares about Secco, he was encouraging Secco thru the phone call cause’ he knew that Secco is worried sick being apart from him.

    • @smugnarancia1270
      @smugnarancia1270 2 года назад +37

      yeah, even if cioccolata is "if shit was a person" but he is extremely loyal to people he cares about unlike secco that truly betrayed me when he said he didn't care

    • @manuelk1853
      @manuelk1853 2 года назад +24

      @@smugnarancia1270 He doesn't cares about him, obviously. He's treating him like a dog instead of a human being, that says everything.

    • @thefalcon534
      @thefalcon534 Год назад +14

      @@manuelk1853 nah, secco was already fucked up before cioccolata met him. thats probably just how secco wants to be treated. that's just how their friendship works.

    • @manuelk1853
      @manuelk1853 Год назад

      @@thefalcon534 So you mean both are fucked up and that's why they were partners?

    • @qamarali8882
      @qamarali8882 Год назад +3

      Nah he straight up didn't care he only acted like that cus he thought ciocolatta is strong and wanted to feel save when he realized he died he started cursing& insulting him while saying he is weak and he doesn't care about him anymore infact never loved him to begin with

  • @JavierSanchez-jl6ge
    @JavierSanchez-jl6ge 5 лет назад +4845

    1:02 is truly a gold experience

  • @cymbabrzmiacy7561
    @cymbabrzmiacy7561 4 года назад +1141

    Remember that these are the same guys that chopped Sorbet into pieces.

    • @manicscrunkly
      @manicscrunkly 4 года назад +187

      one gay couple for one gay couple 😔😔

    • @marcgoldedition5094
      @marcgoldedition5094 3 года назад +42

      @@manicscrunkly a soul for a soul
      well i guess in this case two

    • @SleepyGuyInc
      @SleepyGuyInc 3 года назад +86

      They got jealous of them and killed them to become the ultimate gay power couple

    • @junatube260
      @junatube260 3 года назад +47

      @@SleepyGuyInc then Tiziano and Squalo took it away from them

    • @Drugaddict.1
      @Drugaddict.1 3 года назад +6

      @Tea Dragon i hate Cioccolata too, but i love his name (that means chocolate lol)

  • @d3adlock3d51
    @d3adlock3d51 4 года назад +905

    Cioccolata: "Want a treat?"
    Secco: **WEIRD DOG NOISES**
    Cioccolata: "Here you go, Love you"
    Secco: **AHHH AHHH**
    Cioccolata: "Bye"
    Secco: **hangs up**
    Cioccolata: "That boy just just ain't right"

  • @jacquelinewarner-smith1770
    @jacquelinewarner-smith1770 5 лет назад +7549

    The “I love you,” killed me inside 😭

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 лет назад +347

      @Solid Legion
      But secco really appreciated Cioccolatta as a partner

    • @user-ek2xg3ps5s
      @user-ek2xg3ps5s 5 лет назад +96

      @@TheeNero still he's a bitch

    • @PaiddJadee
      @PaiddJadee 4 года назад +46

      Bodya 2.0 A bad bitch

    • @ten-thousandbees8453
      @ten-thousandbees8453 4 года назад +61

      Chocolato made people kill themselves by telling others that they're families don't love them. Fuck that guy.

    • @redlemon1219
      @redlemon1219 4 года назад +28

      @@ten-thousandbees8453 who cares tho

  • @thetrashtrain3774
    @thetrashtrain3774 5 лет назад +6039

    I know that hes like the bad guy and all but this is just cute as f

  • @ewksdee
    @ewksdee 4 года назад +1643

    - Secco Secco
    - Yes, ciocollata?
    - Eating sugar?
    - YES 5 CUBES

    • @beefusdoesstuff5194
      @beefusdoesstuff5194 4 года назад +93

      - Killing Bucciarati?
      - No Ciocollata
      - Swim through the ground
      - HA HA HA

    • @Kalomay
      @Kalomay 3 года назад +29

      @@beefusdoesstuff5194
      Secco, Secco
      - Yes Ciocolatta?
      Killing bucciarati?
      - No Ciocolatta
      Swimming through the ground?
      - No Ciacolatta
      NO SUGAR
      - *weird whimpering and crying noises wtf*
      (I'm sorry I'll leave)

    • @bringmecorpses
      @bringmecorpses 3 года назад

      oh my god 666 likes

    • @Cherrymilktea2003
      @Cherrymilktea2003 Год назад +1

      0:56

  • @MybodyJetBlackschoice
    @MybodyJetBlackschoice 4 года назад +12578

    If you think about it Cioccolata is Secco's sugar daddy

  • @noneligible3419
    @noneligible3419 4 года назад +7307

    When Ciocolatta said “I love you”
    I felt that

    • @kiwi9065
      @kiwi9065 4 года назад +446

      Its not gay if you treat him as a dog

    • @TrueWomenEnjoyer
      @TrueWomenEnjoyer 4 года назад +377

      No homo... it’s called petting 👌

    • @deal2888
      @deal2888 4 года назад +309

      and then you realise they literally torture people and record their death with painful convulsion.
      epic

    • @ota-kun3359
      @ota-kun3359 4 года назад +28

      Just wanna say that the number of likes is the sacred 420

    • @ota-kun3359
      @ota-kun3359 4 года назад +12

      Also that I made the fourth comment

  • @theflint7692
    @theflint7692 Год назад +78

    1:10 Secco is SO SERIOUS when asked to "listen well" .. his expression kills me. he is 100% committed to following instructions

  • @michelnguyen9274
    @michelnguyen9274 5 лет назад +3768

    Araki: They are murderers! Villains! Evil! You shouldn't love them!
    The fandom: he's baby.

    • @Lulibtunes
      @Lulibtunes 4 года назад +38

      @@Comical1984 Sadly true

    • @thundrr1929
      @thundrr1929 4 года назад +35

      @@Lulibtunes Yep! (I'm looking at you Danganronpa Fandom!)

    • @gilbertotabares8196
      @gilbertotabares8196 4 года назад +63

      Nah, if we were supposed to *REALLY* hate them they woulda killed a dog each.

    • @luneakvic
      @luneakvic 4 года назад +43

      @@gilbertotabares8196 yep, that's araki's way to show that someone is truly an asshole

    • @ctrlaltrepeat245
      @ctrlaltrepeat245 4 года назад +3

      Yeah though he's where he belonged anyway

  • @banetteisunderrated8823
    @banetteisunderrated8823 4 года назад +4999

    Sad thing is...he's right. This is about as wholesome as jojo gets.

  • @meteormadchen706
    @meteormadchen706 4 года назад +56

    The way Secco says Ciocolatta like “CHOKOLATAH” is so adorable 😔💖

  • @BestKazooist
    @BestKazooist 5 лет назад +4853

    1:02 me when I have 3 flintstones vitamin gummies instead of 2

  • @norange7903
    @norange7903 4 года назад +4050

    "I'll scratch your back when you get back."
    Secco:
    6
    v )
    6

  • @InkbrushChild
    @InkbrushChild 4 года назад +110

    This is why I love almost every character from JoJo. Every one of them has their own little story, and that‘s why you can‘t really hate them.

  • @nolmaoo
    @nolmaoo 4 года назад +1041

    I legit felt so bad for secco when ciccolata died but then when I learned he didn’t care I just felt betrayed by jojo

    • @mariag2056
      @mariag2056 3 года назад +78

      @Devan Cornett how tf did secco know that his sugar daddy die tho. The last thing dry heard was "I love you" and then he started getting pissy and shit.

    • @huskayaken8252
      @huskayaken8252 3 года назад +150

      @@mariag2056
      I haven’t watched the anime yet, only clips of it, but in the manga, he received two voicemails. The second voicemail hinted at Chocolate’s death, if I remember correctly.

    • @Kalomay
      @Kalomay 3 года назад +64

      @@huskayaken8252 c h o c o l a t e

    • @huskayaken8252
      @huskayaken8252 3 года назад +64

      @@Kalomay
      Easier to type than Cioccolata

    • @Kalomay
      @Kalomay 3 года назад +26

      @@huskayaken8252 And tastier too-

  • @Hunter-wl8jy
    @Hunter-wl8jy 4 года назад +600

    Sounds like Doppio when he hasn’t spoken to the boss in years.

  • @kona6957
    @kona6957 3 года назад +384

    0:28
    Why do I loves this laugh so much

  • @Loydthehighwayman
    @Loydthehighwayman 5 лет назад +3091

    This is literally the gay relationship of a serial killer and snuff film entusiast, and an authistic bdsm enthusiast

    • @CallMeMFor12345
      @CallMeMFor12345 5 лет назад +251

      More like a Master and Slave relationship

    • @Patricknotstarr
      @Patricknotstarr 5 лет назад +124

      CallMe MFor that’s what bdsm is..

    • @gaaheeify
      @gaaheeify 5 лет назад +50

      >gay relationship. Ehhh sure kid

    • @Patricknotstarr
      @Patricknotstarr 5 лет назад +114

      Fa Tuozzolo Cioccolata literally tells him he loves him. I SMELL DENIAL

    • @oddpurplemoon3806
      @oddpurplemoon3806 5 лет назад +57

      @@CallMeMFor12345 Is this an excuse for homophobia?

  • @iwantsleep8079
    @iwantsleep8079 5 лет назад +1282

    I really hate what these two did. Their actions were cruel and unforgivable. But this. . .this relationship. . . it's just too damn adorable

    • @AnguirusTCG
      @AnguirusTCG 5 лет назад +88

      I hate their actions but damn this relationship is cute.

    • @iwantsleep8079
      @iwantsleep8079 5 лет назад +89

      @@AnguirusTCG I know right? When they died I was honestly confused on if I should've been happy or sad

    • @poggers4392
      @poggers4392 4 года назад +7

      It just goes to show that evil is just desperation for good results

    • @davidc.
      @davidc. 4 года назад +2

      Yes I love treating a human as a damn pet and feeding him suger cubes so cute. Come here Robert come get some super cubes

    • @smugnarancia1270
      @smugnarancia1270 2 года назад +9

      @@davidc. I think Secco was already fucked up when Cioccolata and him first met so it isn't Cioccolata's fault to be treating him like that but that's how Secco wants it to be, Cioccolata never showed to be toxic towards him and Secco never showed to dislike how Cioccolata treated him (you can see it with this video). In conclusion it was Secco's choice to be treated like a dog and it's not a thing Cioccolata does to desrespect him or something but that's just how their friendship works
      also
      sugar*

  • @tsvki6122
    @tsvki6122 4 года назад +131

    I WAS IN TWO MINDS WATCHING VENTO AUREO WHEN IT WAS THIS SCENE BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED SECCO AND CIOCCOLATA TO WIN BECAUSE OF HOW WHOLESOME THEY ARE BUT THAT WOULD MEAN THAT THE BUCCI GANG WOULD END SO I WAS CRYINGGG

    • @bogdanjelicic982
      @bogdanjelicic982 4 года назад +16

      BUCCI GANG...
      I see what you did.

    • @user-kt3jk1vq9o
      @user-kt3jk1vq9o 2 года назад

      Ciocolatta killed tens of thousands of people and Secco didnt even care about Ciocolatta

  • @rosenrot234
    @rosenrot234 5 лет назад +661

    Man that voice actor is having the time of his life with Secco

    • @emmakatenotcake
      @emmakatenotcake 5 лет назад +23

      KENN's the best, isn't he?

    • @henzosoares3960
      @henzosoares3960 Год назад

      Funniest thing is that there's a Green Day song called Time Of Your Life

  • @dekudude8888
    @dekudude8888 5 лет назад +891

    I wish Secco became a good guy, only because I want to hear him freak out about sugar cubes more

    • @shadowmufn70
      @shadowmufn70 5 лет назад +44

      Ikr he's so adorable

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 5 лет назад +97

      AU where Giorno adopts secco and tries practicing the sugar cube trick with him

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 5 лет назад +40

      AU where Giorno thinks he throws a sugar cube, but it's the Requiem arrow and Oasis Requiem is formed

    • @princeofvos
      @princeofvos 4 года назад +30

      DekuDude888 Oasis requiem is just turning people into sugar cubes.

    • @mcdiggles1141
      @mcdiggles1141 4 года назад +5

      Well that’s why people draw the line between good and evil so finely; peeps this smart always got some kind of mindset that makes them their own person, and that’s what makes them hard to take down at times.

  • @FineAddition2005
    @FineAddition2005 3 года назад +510

    0:56 when you ask a question to the teacher and she says “good question”
    Edit: damn, I said this shit ?

    • @poosaymasta1054
      @poosaymasta1054 3 года назад +44

      @Daniel Kim imagine using the word nerd lol

    • @reisen912
      @reisen912 3 года назад +13

      @Daniel Kim lmao you didnt even finish kinder

    • @AlsoNotimportant
      @AlsoNotimportant 3 года назад +8

      Daniel Kim I don really think this is nerd thing, I mean, I think anyone would like to be praised by someone superior to them

    • @ChimmneyMan
      @ChimmneyMan 3 года назад +5

      @@AlsoNotimportant Daniel sounds like the type of boy who insults someone for being good

    • @soft9693
      @soft9693 3 года назад +1

      @Daniel Kim oh please u still bully people for being nerds get a life loser

  • @bray2964
    @bray2964 5 лет назад +275

    I strongly believe that Secco wears absolutely nothing under Oasis, so non- stand users just see this naked weirdo walking around a fabulously dressed doctor.

    • @allukasbestfriend7995
      @allukasbestfriend7995 4 года назад +6

      uhbbubanuygUnhBuy7hbYHAHUAUBBUDBYGAYB LMAO

    • @chaeryin3691
      @chaeryin3691 4 года назад +4

      HAHEHEEHHEE

    • @nonstoppugly
      @nonstoppugly 4 года назад +26

      as funny and hilarious as this is some stands like stray cat and chariot requiem can be seen by normal people, but if not did people just see Glacio as a really, really fast runner?

    • @nonstoppugly
      @nonstoppugly 4 года назад +2

      M4fps Without iceskates.

    • @tzeentchmundi44
      @tzeentchmundi44 4 года назад +11

      @@nonstoppugly if we follow the logic behind suit-stands, people would just see ghiaccio covered in ice (his white album is made of ice), as for secco im assuming his oasis is visible too since i dont know if he wears anything besides it

  • @jaydeng.3029
    @jaydeng.3029 5 лет назад +393

    I love how it initially seemed like "Oh, Secco is his brainwashed slave/gay lover, that's kinda creepy" and then Secco just turns it around like "nah I just like sugar lmao"

    • @jaydeng.3029
      @jaydeng.3029 5 лет назад +67

      "but I'm also gay too"

    • @breep6
      @breep6 4 года назад +63

      Jayden G. That’s his sugar daddy lol. Protection, treats, and money

    • @yourmom-ps5gf
      @yourmom-ps5gf 4 года назад +7

      Breep6 l i t t e r a l y

    • @babe3974
      @babe3974 4 года назад +8

      How about both

    • @zusfrankenstein8561
      @zusfrankenstein8561 4 года назад +12

      We all thought Secco was a dog, but turns out, he was a cat all along.

  • @Nara-gy9qm
    @Nara-gy9qm 4 года назад +1866

    Me: **slightly hits my brother**
    Him having a seizure when mom comes in the room: 01:03

    • @LittleGuitarist
      @LittleGuitarist 4 года назад +9

      Wtf XD

    • @Nara-gy9qm
      @Nara-gy9qm 4 года назад +26

      @hh u rest in peace comrade

    • @K.Dayana
      @K.Dayana 4 года назад +13

      Ah i hate dying. It's not a *golden experience*

    • @flyingorange2482
      @flyingorange2482 4 года назад +3

      HEEEEHEEEEEHEEEE

    • @sleep_n6944
      @sleep_n6944 4 года назад +5

      @@K.Dayana tbh I cant STAND jokes from jojo they always put me in a weird MOODY BLUE

  • @miguelpelia2396
    @miguelpelia2396 4 года назад +3446

    Other minor Jojo villains: Why can’t you just be normal?
    Secco: 1:02

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 года назад +236

      *HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE*

    • @kahetan3956
      @kahetan3956 4 года назад +95

      HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

    • @killmeplease5442
      @killmeplease5442 4 года назад +60

      *WHEEZE*

    • @themajor1493
      @themajor1493 4 года назад +121

      *has a whole ass stroke and seizure* *HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEUEHEUEUEHRYEUEHEUEIEHWUEUEH*

    • @louischristian3569
      @louischristian3569 4 года назад +28

      Heheheheehhehehehehehheehehehheheheheeheehheehehehehehheehehheheheehheheheheehe

  • @Fredhehe
    @Fredhehe 5 лет назад +1482

    Secco is so cute i just... uh uuh i fEEL THE URGE TO PET

  • @butteredsalmonella
    @butteredsalmonella 4 года назад +152

    The second most wholesome scene in JoJo is most probably when Speedwagon watched Jonathan and Erina reunite and fall in love with each other again and let them do their thing, not even disturbing let alone cockblocking like the true ultimate Waifu, We don't deserve Speedwagon.
    Also that was like 150 years ago, lmao.

  • @boxsnake419
    @boxsnake419 4 года назад +553

    and there's still people saying there's nothing gay in jojo

    • @jesus-sz5qn
      @jesus-sz5qn 4 года назад +12

      thats cause there isnt._.

    • @xorise
      @xorise 4 года назад +47

      Jesus Ya I honestly don’t know if you’re joking

    • @craftychihuahua6728
      @craftychihuahua6728 4 года назад +56

      @@jesus-sz5qn I mean I am inclined to believe that those two guys, Tiziano and Squalo, (the dude with the shark stand and the other one who were attacking narancia) could have been gay, and probably cioccolata is gay as well
      Though I get what you mean as there isn't anyone being openly gay. If you think of them as wholehearted friendship it could apply to them just being close friends just as much as being gay, and I can understand that point of view
      (Of course that one time La Squadra joked about those two other members but it was never confirmed, atleast not in the anime, dont know about the manga)
      Update: Dio is comfirmed to be bisexual by the creator btw, so that's that

    • @jesus-sz5qn
      @jesus-sz5qn 4 года назад

      @@craftychihuahua6728 agreed

    • @uranooblol6590
      @uranooblol6590 4 года назад +33

      Sorbet and gelato are gay in jojo

  • @ariaa.9428
    @ariaa.9428 4 года назад +74

    I love how Cioccolata, being so egocentric and arrogant is extremely kindly and friendly with Secco.
    I am sure that no other mafia member would treat hin like that.

  • @yasedai334
    @yasedai334 4 года назад +40

    1:06楽しい時とやらなきゃ行けない時のメリハリがちゃんとしてる…
    この子は伸びるな

  • @kirugio4586
    @kirugio4586 4 года назад +216

    0:30
    *_why is that oddly adorable_*

  • @MrTuna1111
    @MrTuna1111 4 года назад +412

    1:02 when the massage chair goes a little fast

  • @user-ro4ng8py6j
    @user-ro4ng8py6j 4 года назад +162

    5個って言われた時に顔がぱぁってなるの
    可愛い

  • @Bronco-Lee
    @Bronco-Lee 4 года назад +101

    ついでで乗り越えられそうになるボス。

  • @user-hu6rg3qp7d
    @user-hu6rg3qp7d 4 года назад +30

    1:06 今まで盛り上がってたのに、
    『いいか セッコ』って言われたあとすぐ目が座るセッコ めちゃくちゃ好き

    • @user-ro4ng8py6j
      @user-ro4ng8py6j 4 года назад +3

      切り替えが早いというかなんというか

  • @umikara4503
    @umikara4503 4 года назад +161

    secco: **tiny gasp**
    me: thats BABY

  • @jackshadowbrowse
    @jackshadowbrowse 5 лет назад +105

    I know they’re villains...
    And they killed people horribly...
    But he’s such a *good boy*

  • @user-wt7ob5tx9i
    @user-wt7ob5tx9i 5 лет назад +285

    なんだコイツかわいいな.....

    • @user-lv7kv3wu1d
      @user-lv7kv3wu1d 5 лет назад +69

      確かに、このシーン可愛い(笑)

    • @user-ty7vp8yb3u
      @user-ty7vp8yb3u 5 лет назад +34

      仕草がちょっとあれだがwww

    • @user-bd4mv6gf5w
      @user-bd4mv6gf5w 5 лет назад +45

      うんうんうん!うんうんうん!
      うんうんうんうんうんうんうんうんうんうんうんうんうんうんうん!

    • @user-et6wj2br7u
      @user-et6wj2br7u 4 года назад +29

      可愛い(確信)

    • @emmtea108
      @emmtea108 4 года назад +5

      Yup, totally kawaii

  • @user-vh4kl9qs7m
    @user-vh4kl9qs7m 4 года назад +75

    00:52
    うーそーだーよぉぉ↑↑↑♡♡♡

    • @spw8453
      @spw8453 3 года назад +8

      Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy↑↑↑↑↑♡♡♡♡

  • @silverwheelchairiot6525
    @silverwheelchairiot6525 5 лет назад +752

    Good luck to the English dub they can't top this

  • @georgigeorgiev6183
    @georgigeorgiev6183 4 года назад +117

    Ciocolatta is sadly a better dog owner than most real people.

  • @maxtheschoolweaponsmith1242
    @maxtheschoolweaponsmith1242 4 года назад +52

    Imagine how the voice actors took Secco's character

  • @Vladimir-if6lj
    @Vladimir-if6lj 4 года назад +77

    Dad : doesn't want dog
    Family : get dogs anyway
    Dad and the dog :

  • @ijustcompletedpart7201
    @ijustcompletedpart7201 5 лет назад +1565

    So...how would normal people see Secco, naked?

    • @celinerobin6150
      @celinerobin6150 5 лет назад +448

      The manga says that stand occurrences are accounted for by the brain, so normal people would fill in the fact that Secco has no clothes, but you can't see his body with some sort of skin-tight suit of some sort.

    • @N0vatique
      @N0vatique 5 лет назад +301

      Also some stands can be seen by People so it might be one of those. Or he has clothes under

    • @tooru5244
      @tooru5244 5 лет назад +258

      @@N0vatique agreed with your first opinion, there's some stand that can be seen by normal people especially a stand that attach to its user
      I mean like yukakos stand (love deluxe) her stand is basically her hair, what would normal people see her, she's bald? Ofc no, so i think how normal people see secco is like hes wearing oasis

    • @zephyrgolem
      @zephyrgolem 5 лет назад +46

      @@tooru5244 so it would be the same with ghiaccio?

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 5 лет назад +133

      Remember, yellow temperance was a thing, it’d have been completely useless as a disguise if it couldn’t be seen.

  • @wslyLegend
    @wslyLegend 3 года назад +144

    *_Now i'm sad because he didn't get his 5 sugar cubes and his back scratch... :(_*

  • @homelesstogreatness6626
    @homelesstogreatness6626 4 года назад +205

    Pink Guy made it in JJBA. Just imagine him in pink though.

    • @lunchbox997
      @lunchbox997  4 года назад +19

      Lmao he really did

    • @TrueWomenEnjoyer
      @TrueWomenEnjoyer 4 года назад +4

      Omfg I would scream in joy

    • @lapiscake1211
      @lapiscake1211 4 года назад +5

      why hasn't someone done a "pink guy but it's secco" animatic yet

  • @user-wg7yb1ye2c
    @user-wg7yb1ye2c 4 года назад +50

    不覚にも可愛いと思ってしまった

  • @Damnnthatscrazy
    @Damnnthatscrazy 4 года назад +536

    Kindergarten teacher : How do birds flap their wings?
    The special ED kid: 1:02

  • @TOMOKI.
    @TOMOKI. 4 года назад +90

    多分セッコは女子よりも可愛い気がする

  • @bell9822
    @bell9822 4 года назад +331

    1:03 when you say “walk” and your dog hears it

  • @seanlefleur1656
    @seanlefleur1656 3 года назад +11

    I felt emotion after cioccolata say "I love you"

  • @BunnyGirlMet
    @BunnyGirlMet 5 лет назад +374

    GOD DAMNIT JOJO!!!!
    STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR THE VILLAINS!!!

    • @mamabear1394
      @mamabear1394 5 лет назад +15

      JJBA: NEVER

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад +19

      JJBA: YOUR MINE NOW BITCH! NOW REMEMBER THE PESCI FIGHT!

    • @rook8182
      @rook8182 5 лет назад +10

      ft. tiziano and squalo

    • @mamabear1394
      @mamabear1394 5 лет назад +5

      @@rook8182
      Aka the sexiest gay couple ever

    • @rook8182
      @rook8182 5 лет назад +13

      @@mamabear1394 a lot of the other villains actually gave me a reason to dislike them but tiziano and squalo didnt really do anything I liked how they worked really well together as a team, and not to mention tiziano taking the bullets for squalo, other than the fact that they were working for the organization I think they were good people.

  • @user-ux4qn8ru2w
    @user-ux4qn8ru2w 5 лет назад +482

    0:55 俺こいつら嫌いになれないよ....

    • @user-bi8um5kx8d
      @user-bi8um5kx8d 4 года назад +10

      アヒルの世界観 translation please

    • @user-in7rb5rg1g
      @user-in7rb5rg1g 4 года назад +12

      @@user-bi8um5kx8d I cannot hate them

    • @user-ro1iv9nn7e
      @user-ro1iv9nn7e 4 года назад +42

      めっちゃわかる…ゲスなのに嫌いになれないんだよなぁ…

    • @user-cx1ou9ej9v
      @user-cx1ou9ej9v 4 года назад +35

      嘘だよ5個投げてやろうからの表情変わるのマジで好き///

    • @user-ku3op2qu3u
      @user-ku3op2qu3u 4 года назад +37

      途中で豹変するけど最後の最後はチョコに助け求めるのいいよね

  • @luvrqt1111
    @luvrqt1111 3 года назад +23

    This is so wholesome even though they are literal physcopaths 🥺💕🥺

  • @noel2755
    @noel2755 5 лет назад +1337

    when your crush answered your message 0:56

  • @ZENAVEX
    @ZENAVEX 3 года назад +23

    His voice is so cute ^^ he is literally the evil best boy (in part 5, in my opinion)

  • @themailmandidmywife
    @themailmandidmywife 4 года назад +169

    0:38
    Is it so hard to ask to be treated like secco’s phone... 😞😞

  • @user-pk4me3lp5o
    @user-pk4me3lp5o 5 лет назад +181

    セッコかわいい(*´˘`*)♥
    けんぬの演技力ホントすごいなぁ

  • @moderncrusader1150
    @moderncrusader1150 3 года назад +18

    Part 5 has the best minor villains , they're all so memorable and sympathetic despite being literal gangsters and psychopaths

  • @yannabear1389
    @yannabear1389 4 года назад +70

    Imagine how the voice actor looks while saying this

    • @AjixGameOver
      @AjixGameOver 4 года назад +9

      Probably exactly like the character

  • @user-kn6uf9tm7s
    @user-kn6uf9tm7s 5 лет назад +51

    この2人5部で一番好き  可愛すぎる

    • @user-xh4on7iv8d
      @user-xh4on7iv8d 4 года назад +13

      猫神まろ
      極悪人なのは間違いないんだけど個人的に憎めない、悪人度が突き抜けすぎてて一周回って清々しいというか

  • @yankeewithnobrim7155
    @yankeewithnobrim7155 4 года назад +324

    family : *goes shopping*
    mother : sweetie do you want candy?
    the baby : 1:02

  • @user-ci5fe1zh3c
    @user-ci5fe1zh3c 4 года назад +120

    敵じゃなかったらいい飼い主と犬

  • @gerardlacson1674
    @gerardlacson1674 4 года назад +470

    Teacher: *Opens up a kahoot.*
    The kids: 1:02

    • @thewaterleaf7929
      @thewaterleaf7929 4 года назад +28

      ah yes, I too have a seizure everytime I am presented with a quiz site

    • @nonstoppugly
      @nonstoppugly 4 года назад +8

      whenever my teacher assigns a quizlet I also have a stroke!

    • @leilannthomas8367
      @leilannthomas8367 4 года назад +2

      yes

    • @i_have_no_fucks_to_give7761
      @i_have_no_fucks_to_give7761 3 года назад

      What kind of classmates do you have?

    • @kozumakenme3838
      @kozumakenme3838 3 года назад

      The fact that people replying can’t relate serves as testimony to how boring my classes usually were that Kahoot seemed a small salvation worthy of such celebration lol

  • @TidalWaveKitty
    @TidalWaveKitty 2 года назад +9

    I think the saddest part of this all is the fact that Ciocolatta was honestly probably the most genuine with Secco; sure Secco was his pet, but I doubt he would ever say something like 'I love you' lightly. He cared about Secco, wanted to take over the world with him. But as soon as Secco found out that Ciocolatta was dead, he basically spit on their entire relationship saying that Ciocolatta lied about being strong.

  • @user-sw4ff1sd9z
    @user-sw4ff1sd9z 5 лет назад +171

    この2人の関係はホモとかじゃなくて親と子、ペットと飼い主て感じだなw

    • @user-ki8yg2co5i
      @user-ki8yg2co5i 4 года назад +6

      クリス・レッドフィールド この男自体スタンドなの?

    • @user-ki8yg2co5i
      @user-ki8yg2co5i 4 года назад +8

      クリス・レッドフィールド 人間スタンド?

    • @user-ub9ws7yq3s
      @user-ub9ws7yq3s 4 года назад +20

      @@user-ki8yg2co5i 服がスタンドだよ

    • @user-ki8yg2co5i
      @user-ki8yg2co5i 4 года назад +2

      怪盗NUAGE そうなのか

    • @user-bv4ss1fs8r
      @user-bv4ss1fs8r 4 года назад +7

      多分ギアッチョと同じ感じ

  • @user-fg4dr8qb6c
    @user-fg4dr8qb6c 5 лет назад +144

    角砂糖同時に5個口でキャッチ難しそう

    • @user-sg6tv2pc3o
      @user-sg6tv2pc3o 4 года назад +11

      これ角砂糖じゃあなくて、麻薬らしいぜ
      あまりジャンプでそういう表現したらいけないから角砂糖と表現したらしい

    • @user-tn8jo4pb3i
      @user-tn8jo4pb3i 4 года назад +5

      それにしては
      頭まだ働いてるような....

    • @boboboe5722
      @boboboe5722 4 года назад +1

      セッコは近距離タイプだから余裕だと思う

    • @imoimo102
      @imoimo102 4 года назад

      アンギラスをこよなく愛する者 マジ?

  • @Sasalele002
    @Sasalele002 3 года назад +37

    0:30 when your crush message you for the first time

  • @tramanh7890
    @tramanh7890 3 года назад +23

    This went from cute and wholesome to serious af...

  • @maxtheschoolweaponsmith1242
    @maxtheschoolweaponsmith1242 4 года назад +8

    That face that Secco made when Ciocolatta said "I love you"... It almost seemed like he knew Ciocollata was saying goodbye ;(

  • @phoebelewis2790
    @phoebelewis2790 4 года назад +14

    okay, I know that cioccolata and secco don't have the most perfect relationship... but I found it kind of endearing when he said that he loved him 🥺🥺

  • @wackywater7234
    @wackywater7234 2 года назад +7

    Despite cioccolata being a psycho killer without emotions, this really made me cry.

  • @howdidigethere259
    @howdidigethere259 3 года назад +19

    *HE SAID HE LOVES HIM THAT'S SO FRICKIN CUTE*

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 3 года назад +13

    Love how when you think both Pesci and Secco going to have a mental breakdown when their masters died but they fck with my boy Bucciarati instead.

  • @MKUltra614
    @MKUltra614 4 года назад +27

    this is to all the people who think Cioccolata is COMPLETELY heartless

  • @krajicsek13
    @krajicsek13 5 лет назад +20

    1:39 Maybe he was psycho but atleast he actually loved Secco

  • @zephamellow
    @zephamellow 4 года назад +11

    "That's why I love you" OH MY GODDD

  • @itsyaboimason7069
    @itsyaboimason7069 4 года назад +42

    1:02 when the sugar cubes start kicking in

    • @ricardoenriquesein8186
      @ricardoenriquesein8186 4 года назад +5

      Me: These Edibles aint shit
      Me after the edibles kick in:

    • @s4turnn524
      @s4turnn524 4 года назад

      i hate to break it to you those weren't sugar cubes

  • @paramoat4534
    @paramoat4534 5 лет назад +36

    Cioccolata: “listen secco, we’re invincible”
    (Haven’t heard that phrase before...)

  • @HellfireDoesCringe
    @HellfireDoesCringe 4 года назад +43

    Ciocolatta: I’ll give you 2 sugar cubes
    Sad Secco noises
    Ciocolatta: just kidding, I’ll give you 5
    Happy Secco noises intensify

  • @user-yd3sd8kr2g
    @user-yd3sd8kr2g 4 года назад +259

    0:28 好きな人からLINE来た時の私と一緒じゃんww