Yes... This is Ubisoft's "AAAA Game at Hardest Difficulty"

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @muaxh03
    @muaxh03  Месяц назад +3458

    I'm seeing a lot of, "but stormtroopers missing is lore accurate!" if you're joking I get it, but this is not only stormtroopers but all of the AI in the game other factions, bandits etc. have the same aim, same AI and they're just as stupid, just wanted to point this out.

    • @gustavo9758
      @gustavo9758 Месяц назад +103

      For real. It's like they designed a game for an over-sensitive group of people... I'm not saying this should be like Ninja Gaiden or Ghost and Goblins (NES) but man, what a joke.

    • @roccoesposito3
      @roccoesposito3 Месяц назад +35

      Yeah, I was going to make the "but stormtroopers can't shoot" joke too. But I agree with you that the AI is horrible and just not acceptable for a game of this budget. It's like that bush was a magic invisibility cloak, just bad game mechanics.

    • @walter9085
      @walter9085 Месяц назад +9

      It would be wise if UBI Soft changed it's name and logo. Maybe a new boss, new game-directors. AND SOME BLOODY NEW GRAPHICS!

    • @BetterWarrior
      @BetterWarrior Месяц назад +28

      Blame wokeness and inclusivity.

    • @arthasmenethil2201
      @arthasmenethil2201 Месяц назад +21

      Saying "lore accurate" unironically is pure cope.

  • @peterjensen2483
    @peterjensen2483 2 месяца назад +20740

    In Star Wars outlaws you play as Kay. Kay, the daughter of the local governor, likes to pretend she is an outlaw, fighting the empire and doing jobs for the crime lords. The soldiers and guards play along because of her father, doing fake searches and pretending to fall when she hits their helmets 😄

    • @ivanhenderson31
      @ivanhenderson31 2 месяца назад +2192

      I prefer that story😂

    • @Cramblit
      @Cramblit 2 месяца назад +1573

      This explanation tracks 100%

    • @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong
      @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong 2 месяца назад +746

      Ah yes, nepotism at its finest.

    • @sherrykathman3309
      @sherrykathman3309 2 месяца назад +703

      That actually would be an interesting game to play.

    • @A_Professional422
      @A_Professional422 2 месяца назад +114

      I think you mean empire lol, it's alright I'm hyped for space marine 2 as well

  • @starwarsshorts235
    @starwarsshorts235 2 месяца назад +18130

    her hands must be made of stone they way shes smacking all them helmets around

    • @muaxh03
      @muaxh03  2 месяца назад +1673

      She can use the force and punch multiple people at once too.

    • @ranjitmandal1612
      @ranjitmandal1612 2 месяца назад +32

      🤣

    • @S-treme
      @S-treme 2 месяца назад +1233

      Her hands have the power of modern female protagonist.

    • @maximilianmander2471
      @maximilianmander2471 2 месяца назад +196

      Yes, Ubisoft must have some Storywriters who really know exactly how physics work, otherswise this game couldn't be this accurate! In their next game you can smack a tank about 20 times and it will explode!

    • @SergeantPsycho
      @SergeantPsycho 2 месяца назад +67

      It makes sense, just like fires in space.

  • @Felix-ve9hs
    @Felix-ve9hs 2 месяца назад +10746

    Who needs blasters, light sabots, or even stealth, when you can just beat them all up?

    • @Beetlejuice699
      @Beetlejuice699 2 месяца назад +149

      Hella trans

    • @px7446nlebpse13
      @px7446nlebpse13 2 месяца назад +35

      It’s so bad 🤣

    • @Barten782
      @Barten782 2 месяца назад +107

      ‘Diversity of choice’

    • @ReikerForge
      @ReikerForge 2 месяца назад +97

      It was the same thing in the first Watch Dogs, you could just walk up to every enemy in the game and beat them up, and avoid the entire gameplay. Ubisoft has learned nothing

    • @turboyarag
      @turboyarag 2 месяца назад +230

      @@ReikerForge To be fair in Watch Dogs the enemies werent supposed to be wearing full boy armor and helmets

  • @aliens4143
    @aliens4143 Месяц назад +166

    "Nothing to report, stand by". Lol.

  • @Likid_sec
    @Likid_sec 2 месяца назад +6587

    Nowadays, increasing the difficulty only means turning enemies into bullet sponges.

    • @beegxxc9832
      @beegxxc9832 2 месяца назад +767

      True. In Far Cry 2 enemies on higher difficulty had better tactics, flanked you, rescued and revived their comrades, searched the area and threw grenades to lure the player out of cover. In Far Cry 6 there’s just increased health bar, such a downgrade.

    • @aitoluxd
      @aitoluxd Месяц назад +5

      😢😢😢

    • @lebronjamesfromdwade4103
      @lebronjamesfromdwade4103 Месяц назад +272

      I miss the 2000-2010’s developer era. DLC was actually worth it, products were a creation of an artist’s vision rather than a quicksand money pit designed to addict you. Investors came in and sucked the magic out of gaming.

    • @WhispersOfaSilhouette
      @WhispersOfaSilhouette Месяц назад +97

      Doom 2016 Ai was so good. The big demons would go at you head on while the smaller ones hurled projectiles and surrounded you. They didn’t just all come at you in a straight line.

    • @kaancelik1263
      @kaancelik1263 Месяц назад +13

      I agree. For example Elder Scrolls and Fallout series.

  • @thebrokenglasskids5196
    @thebrokenglasskids5196 Месяц назад +2546

    You know your game's AI is bad when it makes the movie Stormtroopers look adept and effective.

    • @percival1907
      @percival1907 Месяц назад +85

      Remember, letting them off the Death Star to track them was the plan. They had to be accurate NOT to kill Luke 😂

    • @memegazer
      @memegazer Месяц назад +8

      lore accurate stormtropper aim AI

    • @revakriid
      @revakriid Месяц назад +1

      orrr lore accurate Stormtroopers

    • @АлексейПоплев
      @АлексейПоплев Месяц назад +8

      ​@@percival1907finally someone who knows.

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns Месяц назад +8

      @@percival1907 Yes, and then the meme about inaccurate storm troopers came and they abandoned that completely.
      On the other hand, it the bad guys were competent, they would not lose the fight so....

  • @GoodMomo
    @GoodMomo 2 месяца назад +5930

    One thing I can't stand about this is the punching animation. It's how someone who has never thrown a punch in their life, would try to punch. They could at least make it so you start like this and as you level up, your character throws proper punches.

    • @AlexR-ATG
      @AlexR-ATG 2 месяца назад +505

      Had to scroll disturbingly far to see this point get brought up.

    • @pp-zj1mv
      @pp-zj1mv 2 месяца назад +599

      same energy as every trailer that does slo-mo on a bullet fired out of a gun............with the case holding all the gunpowder still attached

    • @wolfgang4534
      @wolfgang4534 2 месяца назад +174

      Progression? Character development ? HERESY I SAY!

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 2 месяца назад +217

      Its similar to the Disney "trilogy" having horrible fight choreography. Rey looked idiotic with the lightsaber. Emo Ren looked rediculous with a lightsaber. Such trash.

    • @pawelp531
      @pawelp531 2 месяца назад +68

      I think what they were trying to do with the punch animation was to immitate Harrison Ford's punches in Indiana Jones (and as Han Solo) for old-school star wars effect

  • @somethinginteresting7118
    @somethinginteresting7118 Месяц назад +313

    The worst part is it’s probably intentional because it will get them better scores with “highly skilled and experienced” game journalists

    • @Explosivevortex
      @Explosivevortex Месяц назад +38

      Yeah man game journos HATE hard video games, just look at the metacritic score for every fromsoft game, cuphead, doom, etc.

    • @JimmyHxx
      @JimmyHxx Месяц назад +9

      They should just add a extra difficulty for every game only for game journalists

    • @mattjk5299
      @mattjk5299 Месяц назад +9

      Not... Really? Because it doesn't work like that for 90% of reviews when you actually read them. It's just sometimes you have a review where the journalist clearly has zero experience in the genre and is being asked to shit out a review pronto.
      Realistically, the game is like this because it was rushed and the solutions Devs used to patch the issues they encountered with AI were shitty and the focus was shipping a product, not giving an immersive experience. It wasn't bad on purpose lol.

    • @gavin-1237
      @gavin-1237 Месяц назад +4

      you fell for a reddit meme dude

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 Месяц назад +3

      ​@mattjk5299 IAWTC, but "journalist difficulty" is still a funny meme.

  • @PetrHipik
    @PetrHipik 2 месяца назад +14590

    People who defend this game are absolutely out of this universe

    • @Moonlight29xx
      @Moonlight29xx 2 месяца назад +1235

      they are from galaxy far far away

    • @Mewmew-y4m
      @Mewmew-y4m 2 месяца назад +43

      true

    • @akitokanzaki
      @akitokanzaki 2 месяца назад +718

      It's they/them

    • @jasonkirkham7243
      @jasonkirkham7243 2 месяца назад +178

      Out of there mind or paid by ubisoft

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 2 месяца назад +144

      i doubt people actually defend it without being aware of their flaws. they just enjoy it while being annoyed with it
      unless you're some twitter dork who thinks that criticizing this game means you're a sexist racist or something. idk why

  • @red6309
    @red6309 2 месяца назад +1821

    This is what it looks like when adults play with kids and pretend to get punched and miss shots. Ubisoft captured that perfectly, an amazing first in history Parent Roleplay Game!!

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 2 месяца назад +96

      "Oooooh, you beeeaaat meeeee."

    • @contrapasso1539
      @contrapasso1539 2 месяца назад +72

      Wow this is EXACTLY how modern gaming feels these days. You nailed it lol

    • @red6309
      @red6309 2 месяца назад +53

      @@contrapasso1539 Even the voices sound like how a parent pretend speaks to a child when getting punched or shot at 😂

    • @greekzeus9818
      @greekzeus9818 2 месяца назад +21

      That would explain why they keep moaning when they get punched

    • @BigChungus-zg6zw
      @BigChungus-zg6zw 2 месяца назад +30

      Games journalists gave this a 7 because it's the first game they were able to get past the tutorial in.

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 Месяц назад +1150

    When a self proclaimed AAAA game is so bad its not even worth pirating, we've hit a rock bottom.

    • @jmsoarez8090
      @jmsoarez8090 Месяц назад +24

      For real I pirated jedi survivor aswell and deleted it after proloque

    • @TheVanillatech
      @TheVanillatech Месяц назад +24

      Well you all pre-ordered Cyberpunk and No Mans Sky and Starfield. What did you expect to happen? :D

    • @TheAdaoo7
      @TheAdaoo7 Месяц назад +1

      @@jmsoarez8090 that shit took so long for the crack to drop lmao

    • @dallangenesis3370
      @dallangenesis3370 Месяц назад +1

      did you call it a braketru when it went tru rock bottom?

    • @nemo-x
      @nemo-x Месяц назад +26

      @@TheVanillatech No Mans Sky had the best redemption arc that has happened in modern media, and turned out to be one of the best games ever made, Cyberpunk, while not quite a great game, at least had all the bugs fixed and got tons and tons of content, and Starfield was pretty damn amazing with uncharacteristically few bugs right on launch, the only thing it is lacking in is that it's not star citizen. But to be fair, not even star citizen is star citizen for now.

  • @actionboy3221
    @actionboy3221 Месяц назад +27

    1:17 Are her bones made of steel? And also she has no sense of pain? How you gunna punch out dudes wearing armor and helmets and not get hurt?! 🤣

    • @jarrmann
      @jarrmann Месяц назад

      “It is made of plastic!”
      -baljeet

  • @awsm253
    @awsm253 2 месяца назад +2340

    Stormtrooper Helmet: Stops a Blaster shot
    Also Stormtrooper Helmet: Can't stop a punch from an average woman.

    • @gustavogoesgomes1863
      @gustavogoesgomes1863 2 месяца назад +51

      I mean, helmets doesn't do much to stop concussive force from... well, concussing you. what amazes me is that if they are hard enough to stop blasts... what are their fists made of????? I mean, punching someone bare handed strong enough to knock them out has already a big chance of breaking your hand. imagine doing that on someone with a helmet. adamantium bones and no pain receptors I guess lol
      EDIT: ok, helmets DO much to stop concussive force, what I really meant is that there is a limit to how much it can stop before it knocks you out. I believe a trained fighter with a precise and powerful shot could indeed knock someone out with a helmet, if you don't consider pain and damage (with a boxing glove, maybe?), but that's up to debate. I'm tired and I won't answer anymore

    • @alexcrane6127
      @alexcrane6127 2 месяца назад +161

      @@gustavogoesgomes1863 nah, A high-quality underarmor can compensate for the impact of blunt weapons to the point of bruising.
      It hurts, but doesn't incapacitate.
      What can we say about a woman's fist?

    • @fajarkurniawan9434
      @fajarkurniawan9434 2 месяца назад +131

      average woman???
      that is one stunning, brave and independent woman with the power of many

    • @evanboeckler9610
      @evanboeckler9610 2 месяца назад +25

      @gustavogoesgomes1863 I guess you’ve never heard of a motorcycle or a football helmet?

    • @RicoSuave-tw6sd
      @RicoSuave-tw6sd 2 месяца назад +16

      There's nothing averagely womanlike about the protag.

  • @mrstardian
    @mrstardian 2 месяца назад +8164

    ubislop fans are the best at defending their 130 dollar slop

    • @dakotadeering7615
      @dakotadeering7615 2 месяца назад +605

      If I was dumb enough to spend money on this crap i'd defend it too 😂 copium max level

    • @Raatokalle
      @Raatokalle 2 месяца назад +294

      Imagine defending multimillion AAAA slop. Why, just why.

    • @Nothingtoseehere-eq9mv
      @Nothingtoseehere-eq9mv 2 месяца назад +141

      ​@@RaatokalleSunk cost I guess

    • @reahs4815
      @reahs4815 2 месяца назад +29

      Shittysoft*

    • @Buzzster1
      @Buzzster1 2 месяца назад +5

      They're terrible at it but your right, they still are the best

  • @beansdestroyer
    @beansdestroyer Месяц назад +2098

    5'3" woman punching guards with helmets on to kill them lmao

    • @charmingpeasant9834
      @charmingpeasant9834 Месяц назад +165

      There's people defending it with "but but but video game", idc it still looks dumb af

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Месяц назад +68

      You see, it's to fit in with the Star Wars theme, that always has fisticuffs. Elegant sword fighting? pff, that's Star Trek. Tactical gun play? You're thinking something Marvel.
      People are just mad because it has a woman as the lead, every other star wars entry has been a man punching men in blast-resistant helmets.

    • @yeet.mp8458
      @yeet.mp8458 Месяц назад +115

      @@smalltime0 nah people are mad because the game is just bad. Doesn't really matter how "on-theme" it is, 95% of people who play this game aren't even going to be able to recognize that, and odds are even those who will have grown out of being able to enjoy this obviously fake looking, childlike combat, especially in a game that otherwise seems to be directed towards a slightly more mature audience. Even ignoring this, the game itself is just lazily thrown together Ubisoft slop with bugs galore, incredibly poor AI, mediocre mission and level design, terrible stealth mechanics, ugly looking graphics and animations, and even for Star Wars standards, complete lack of logic and impactful realism. Also, not sure if you'll see this edit but your last point isn't even true, name one Star Wars game where a non-force powered protagonist has been able to punch through fully armored stormtroopers

    • @cerebrustusbordungolski7183
      @cerebrustusbordungolski7183 Месяц назад +78

      ​@@smalltime0 Suspension of disbelief, it's not about the realism behind the punch, but about how ordinary it looks and how bad it is at convincing that it should knock out goons so easily. Even movies with bad fight staging know you have to dissimulate with camera shots. In other "shooter" kind game you don't use melee, because the enemies will retaliate with guns and kill you faster than you could knock them individually, here you can stand around at close quarters and they will act like braindead potato sacks. No matter how much you love strong jawed women, it just looks dumb af.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Месяц назад +40

      @@yeet.mp8458 you realise I was being sarcastic right?

  • @leonlegend
    @leonlegend Месяц назад +10

    It's not just the AI, even the animation is bad. Look at 0:53, the storm troomper reacts incorrectly everytime. Ducks her head twice from horizontal punches & then turns to her right from a left hook, bare hands on a helmet mind you. Who made this shit?

  • @freebasher
    @freebasher Месяц назад +1489

    When the game is designed for journalists

    • @ShadeHeart94
      @ShadeHeart94 Месяц назад +13

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Месяц назад +47

      cuphead journalism

    • @raulmachuca9047
      @raulmachuca9047 Месяц назад +61

      Still too hard for them and not enough diversity

    • @poetsrear
      @poetsrear Месяц назад +3

      The Word lives in you.

    • @WitchyWhispers1
      @WitchyWhispers1 Месяц назад

      Burned out journalists aren't really the ones to blame here.

  • @danieladams608
    @danieladams608 2 месяца назад +577

    This girl is such a force of nature, her punches possess superhuman strength. it knocked that stormtrooper out cold and the officer behind him simply perished along with him from the sheer shock wave made by her fists!

    • @BigChungus-zg6zw
      @BigChungus-zg6zw 2 месяца назад +44

      I just got here.
      This is a Dragonball Z game, right?

    • @watchout5508
      @watchout5508 2 месяца назад +10

      How is this the FIRST comment I found mentioning this????
      Like wtf is going on at Ubisoft??

    • @MultiLimpet
      @MultiLimpet 2 месяца назад +20

      She uses force punching

    • @watchout5508
      @watchout5508 2 месяца назад +2

      @@MultiLimpet nice

    • @flipfilfip
      @flipfilfip 2 месяца назад +13

      I am unimpressed with the game but this is such a weird criticism. Did you guys not watch Star Wars? They're defeated by teddy bears with wooden spears...

  • @ForceEdge47
    @ForceEdge47 Месяц назад +501

    The idea of that 3 hit melee combo incapacitating anyone over the age of 12 is absolutely ridiculous lmao

    • @scoggspotplus
      @scoggspotplus Месяц назад +33

      Over 12 is a bit generous... so why don't we test it? You could make a juicer video from it. Imagine: "I punched 100 people aged 0 to 100 to see how easily they went down!".

    • @CatchTheMarmosets
      @CatchTheMarmosets Месяц назад

      A 6 year old would stay concious after that

    • @kodenich
      @kodenich Месяц назад +1

      A one hit melee combo is enough to incapacitate most people.

    • @Austrveg
      @Austrveg Месяц назад +15

      ​@@kodenich Most people arent special forces soldiers (stormtroopers) And one punch isnt a combo

    • @Swordofswordom
      @Swordofswordom Месяц назад +3

      Well one good blow to the noggin will, you don't need to have a 2/3 round health bar fight. That being said, that's also what armor and ranged weaponry is for. 😅

  • @misterkunnyfunt
    @misterkunnyfunt Месяц назад +6

    lets be fair going into a ubisoft game today expecting a good experience is a long shot at best.

  • @ChrisBoulas
    @ChrisBoulas 2 месяца назад +810

    When it takes 3 full blaster charges to take down 1 enemy but only 1-2 punches...

    • @CAPCOM784
      @CAPCOM784 2 месяца назад +35

      This game is so unbalanced it ain't even funny.

    • @jackiehollow6611
      @jackiehollow6611 2 месяца назад +16

      "fine, ill do it myself"

    • @pfunkle
      @pfunkle Месяц назад +12

      COD logic 😁 1 swipe of a knife is all it takes!

    • @laymankeepitbrief
      @laymankeepitbrief Месяц назад +21

      To be fair, that’s a general game design thing. It’s the standard “stronger short-range” vs “weaker long-range.” It’s not realistic, but games do it for balance reasons.

    • @BlakedaBull
      @BlakedaBull Месяц назад +4

      “It’s clobbering time!”

  • @XellosDarkSlayer
    @XellosDarkSlayer 2 месяца назад +1003

    What I love the most is how Kay got like no visible muscles yet destroys enemies in full body-armor with just a few hits.
    Silent takedown on 1:00 is my absolute favorite in that regard.

    • @DontKnowDontCare6.9
      @DontKnowDontCare6.9 2 месяца назад +157

      The name's Sue.
      Kay Sue.

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile 2 месяца назад +43

      God that looks like such shit

    • @TheAntlionGuard
      @TheAntlionGuard 2 месяца назад +126

      Like come on at least give her like... brass knuckles or something. That would maybe make her character design interesting!

    • @muaxh03
      @muaxh03  2 месяца назад +194

      @@TheAntlionGuard An electric baton or something like that would've been so good

    • @xxspooky_sandwichxx
      @xxspooky_sandwichxx 2 месяца назад +64

      In their other flop, Watchdogs legion, the player at least hurt their hand when they punched a guy in full armor. They just get worse and worse.

  • @tsb2041
    @tsb2041 Месяц назад +5

    In another Ubisoft game, Watchdogs 2, the main character was given a melee weapon for non-lethal take downs on unarmored enemies. Ubisoft learned their lesson and decided to just give their protagonist Hulk hands.

  • @Zso-VIII
    @Zso-VIII 2 месяца назад +232

    "Shall we have melee combat?"
    "Nah, just have 'melee' be an instant takedown"
    "Well, shall we have stealth gameplay?"
    "Nah, just have hiding in long grass be invisibility"

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson 2 месяца назад +16

      @@thanekrios3211 Yeah the Hyrule Castle Courtyard Stealth section of Ocarina of Time did it way better.

    • @kspl8389
      @kspl8389 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Ocedei copium

    • @kspl8389
      @kspl8389 2 месяца назад +7

      @@Ocedei This is what a $130 buyer's remorse looks like

  • @RatKing2137
    @RatKing2137 2 месяца назад +632

    >"Uh oh, we're spotted!"
    >casually dismantle every single trooper bare-handed
    What an """""EXPERIENCE""""" indeed lmao

    • @nulnoh219
      @nulnoh219 2 месяца назад +41

      It's exactly that. An experience. Like a Disney ride. No skill, gameplay, or decisions to make. Just ride it to the end.

    • @danielwolf6477
      @danielwolf6477 2 месяца назад +1

      @@nulnoh219 do you really defend this garbage, not sure if youre just sarcastic or not...

    • @omegaentertainment01
      @omegaentertainment01 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@danielwolf6477 he seems pretty sarcastic, yeah, especially with the "no skill, no gameplay, or decisions to make, just ride it to the end" part.

    • @nerath639
      @nerath639 Месяц назад

      @@danielwolf6477 he probably paid the 130 dollars and is now inhaling tons of coping gas telling himself that this game is worth the money

    • @gametinker1570
      @gametinker1570 Месяц назад +4

      How could you see that as defending or coping, it just looks like they’re calling the game a “game”

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 2 месяца назад +334

    If you have any expectations about a Ubislop game, you deserve what you get.
    I'm not even surprised or disappointed at this point. It's exactly what I expected.

    • @UFCWWE69
      @UFCWWE69 2 месяца назад +24

      Go look at the Star Wars outlaws subreddit if you want a good laugh. The delusion in that echo chamber is hilarious

    • @palasta
      @palasta 2 месяца назад +2

      But this is worse. Take a look at asscree series. Every game in there is better than this i'd say.

    • @OrenTubing
      @OrenTubing 2 месяца назад +16

      Anyone pre ordering a ubisoft game deserves it, they should seek help for a gambling problem

    • @Genshis
      @Genshis 2 месяца назад

      Sadly true!

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 2 месяца назад +3

      It's a AAAA game, An Appalling Asinine Abomination.

  • @carboncopy0
    @carboncopy0 Месяц назад +64

    I did a complete play-through on the hardest difficulty. It was a total joke.

  • @TandorOneReborn
    @TandorOneReborn 2 месяца назад +1442

    I wouldn't even download it from a torrent site

    • @test_workshops
      @test_workshops 2 месяца назад +130

      Yeah why even wasting disk space for bad games like this

    • @vince77-z27
      @vince77-z27 2 месяца назад +25

      lmao exactly

    • @TandorOneReborn
      @TandorOneReborn 2 месяца назад +13

      @@ttghhgg1918 LOL. I have both. Lol.

    • @cheesky0345
      @cheesky0345 2 месяца назад +43

      ​@@ttghhgg1918Oh yes, don't like shitty game = poor people, flawless logic

    • @lijink2000
      @lijink2000 2 месяца назад +14

      lol I got a free game code with my RTX card purchase, I don’t even want to play it for free

  • @SlurpyPie
    @SlurpyPie 2 месяца назад +270

    0:55 She punched that stormtrooper so hard they went in the opposite direction, truely inspirational.

    • @chanwantai6125
      @chanwantai6125 2 месяца назад +18

      1:07 she punched so hard that her one punch knocked two people down. ONE PUNCH!!!

    • @Kejmur
      @Kejmur Месяц назад +3

      @@chanwantai6125 Saitama would be jealous.

    • @Chernochegger
      @Chernochegger Месяц назад

      Storm troopers are men, so no they them nonsense

    • @TheGreesyBeest
      @TheGreesyBeest Месяц назад

      THIS GAME IS NOT REAL BRO 💀

  • @phantan8294
    @phantan8294 2 месяца назад +771

    can't believe there are still people don't believe this game AI bad

    • @muaxh03
      @muaxh03  2 месяца назад +187

      Some people troll on purpose and ragebait, It's funny to see but unfortunately there's still a lot of people actually trying to defend this game. Like I get it if you enjoy the game I have no problems but saying it's good is another level of delusion, people can't understand that you can enjoy something and still call it bad like a movie so bad that it's actually fun etc.

    • @trainerbill2741
      @trainerbill2741 2 месяца назад +16

      I believe that the game has bad AI and things that need fixing but I still enjoy it

    • @muaxh03
      @muaxh03  2 месяца назад +81

      @@trainerbill2741 Good for you!

    • @rocketB343s
      @rocketB343s 2 месяца назад

      ​@@muaxh03true

    • @Re-PhantomZero
      @Re-PhantomZero 2 месяца назад +76

      ​@@trainerbill2741 i have no problem with people enjoying a bad game that's completely fine, my problem is with people defending the game and denying the problems and on top of that attacking those who point out the flaws, and also people saying "it's blown out of proportion", no it's not it's just that bad.

  • @North8008
    @North8008 Месяц назад +4

    1:15 I love the way devs think storm troopers armor is made out of cheap plastic. And also why does the main character look like the crazy crack head that lives down the road from me.

  • @JerBuster77
    @JerBuster77 2 месяца назад +1938

    There is no way this girl, who could be 100 lbs soaking wet, can KO storm troopers through their helmets...with her fists.

    • @wintergreen9949
      @wintergreen9949 2 месяца назад +127

      something something gravity uhm, weather conditions and smog

    • @glitchy_weasel
      @glitchy_weasel 2 месяца назад

      Strong feminist wet dream lol

    • @mmfe116
      @mmfe116 2 месяца назад +313

      She be a Girl Boss™

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 2 месяца назад +10

      In their defence: Blunt weaponry is about as effective against armoured opponents as unarmoured one’s.

    • @admiralspire
      @admiralspire 2 месяца назад +266

      @@daanstrik4293 NNo it isn't. Lol what the fuck mate? Good luck punchign a kevlar helmet, or a plate carrier.

  • @CristianoSetmus
    @CristianoSetmus 2 месяца назад +1386

    this is the hard cannon of star wars, thank you ubi, you do a great job, ''only a stormmtroopers are so precise'' obi lie kenobi

    • @CristianoSetmus
      @CristianoSetmus 2 месяца назад +15

      SPOILER
      only vader scene are good in this game auehauheua

    • @Gdsryrox
      @Gdsryrox 2 месяца назад +61

      The sad thing is Dinsey took the one scene from ANH where they DELIBERATLY let Leia and the others escape to track them and the memes/myth about storm troopers being terrible aim and made it canon despite that not being the fact. They turned ST who were the elite of the Empire into dime a dozen minons to beat up with ease.

    • @TheLuconic
      @TheLuconic 2 месяца назад +76

      @@Gdsryroxplus, to support what you are saying, the first film literally had Tarkin say that he’s taking a or of risk, letting the rebels go. Vader assures him that the princess will lead them to their rebel base. Meaning the stormtroopers were told to miss on purpose but enough pressure to get them to not realized they would be followed. And it worked. The Death Star was just the other side of yavin…. Not bothering parking the Death Star directly in front of the planet but I digress. Also there’s a video explaining the accuracy of the storm troopers on tantitive 4 where the troopers literally shot everyone dead at the airlock door. They had a super high accuracy compared to our soldiers who had a decent numbers of accuracy but really, in 1 to 3 shots fired from a stormtrooper, ended a rebels life. So yea. Stormtroopers are crazy accurate yet everyone hyper focuses on the moments they were told to miss.

    • @Gdsryrox
      @Gdsryrox 2 месяца назад +5

      @@TheLuconic I think the death star was not able to light speed to Yavin 4 directly, have to remeber in SW all craft travel along Hyperspace lanes which have been mapped out to be safe. Then their is the fact if they did a small skip to the other side of the planet they would still then have to turn the entire station around and reaim it all over again and make them CLOSER to the rebels. But yeah back to the first point besides the Death Star escape ST are seen being accurate and proficent in blasters.

    • @jakebrown173
      @jakebrown173 2 месяца назад +17

      ​@@Gdsryrox it's also disrespectful of Leia's intelligence. She points out immediately after their escape that the empire let them go, but Han said 'no way Jose I'm the best there is, time for my reward!' Probably why he felt a little guilty about leaving with the cash at the end of the film, he's the one that brought the empire to Yavin.

  • @ericowens854
    @ericowens854 2 месяца назад +162

    Missed opportunity to edit in the “C’MON DO IT, KILL ME I’M HERE, DO IT” line from predator.

    • @luckybynn5788
      @luckybynn5788 2 месяца назад +12

      Love it. 🤣🤣
      Or Joker's "C'mon, I want you to do it... Hit me-HITME!"

    • @TheSpitefulSword
      @TheSpitefulSword 2 месяца назад

      For some reason, i remembered New Blood games with Big John

  • @haruga
    @haruga 26 дней назад +1

    wow she is so strong and independent

  • @Yurumates
    @Yurumates 2 месяца назад +220

    I like how she's able to knock these guys out with punches to the face.
    Despite them wearing armor and helmets.

    • @ondrej_hrdina
      @ondrej_hrdina 2 месяца назад +12

      Ahsoka established that you can defeat droids made of metal by punching them in the head barefisted so this tracks.

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 2 месяца назад +39

      ​@@ondrej_hrdinaAshoka is litteraly forced trained she borders superhuman by default and with the force its even more absurd

    • @ondrej_hrdina
      @ondrej_hrdina 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Freedmoon44 I meant the series Ahsoka. It was Sabine who fought droids with fists lmao

    • @HarvardAlumni2022
      @HarvardAlumni2022 2 месяца назад

      Have you ever seen a star wars movie ?

    • @nickm1242
      @nickm1242 2 месяца назад +5

      @@ondrej_hrdina Mace Windu was able to take out almost an entire droid army without his lightsaber in the OG Clone Wars cartoon.
      In the later Clone Wars series there's instances of Clone Troopers punching droids and taking them out(and a couple of times where that didn't work out so well) so that tracks.
      A a 120 lbish woman with no Force abilities knocking out troopers by punching them in the helmet is really getting into "much too silly" territory, though clearly there's a lot more issues with this game.

  • @gooshnpupp
    @gooshnpupp Месяц назад +744

    These should not be considered games, as they're more appropriately classified as "interactive cartoon".

    • @denisvarga2794
      @denisvarga2794 Месяц назад +53

      Dont insult cartoons. This is trash. Actually.... Even trash can be better than this game.

    • @guliragaiato
      @guliragaiato Месяц назад +5

      Virtual playground.

    • @vault29a
      @vault29a Месяц назад +5

      I fail to see the problem since Star Wars are in general for kids and teens, not 30-40 something incels like most part of this comment section is.

    • @BadOmen2
      @BadOmen2 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@vault29a😂 You're right, but at least the criticisms seem valid

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 Месяц назад +20

      @vault29a you’re so mad you bought this game 😂

  • @camenta8601
    @camenta8601 2 месяца назад +170

    0:55 That 'nothing to report stand by' after getting absolutely annihilated got me good lmao

  • @PziCrow
    @PziCrow Месяц назад +5

    Holy crap. So many things wrong in such a short video. Could write a 100 page essay on all the bad stuff, just in this clip. I wonder what else is bad.

  • @Soul93Taker
    @Soul93Taker 2 месяца назад +51

    No wonder they found Luke's house in Tatooine so fast, there was no knee height grass in which to hide

  • @ares395
    @ares395 Месяц назад +784

    She throws punches like it's the first time she's ever done it. Not only that, the punches don't even connect and she knocks down multiple people in seconds... She might be punching prodigy, Mike Tyson in his peak would get humbled by this scrawny lady with no training and she doesn't even know how to punch. Damn.

    • @RupertAndCheese
      @RupertAndCheese Месяц назад +43

      The punch animations really are pathetic, she's PULLING her fist into them for most of the stroke, there's no power behind it.

    • @commissionerg7747
      @commissionerg7747 Месяц назад +9

      Wild sloppy haymakers.

    • @candlestyx8517
      @candlestyx8517 Месяц назад +14

      And knocking out stormtroopers who are wearing plasteel armor.

    • @leonsteinberg6965
      @leonsteinberg6965 Месяц назад +1

      and this makes the game terrible? lol get a life

    • @consumerofbepsi5254
      @consumerofbepsi5254 Месяц назад +6

      "Why I oughtta!" ahh punches

  • @k680B
    @k680B 2 месяца назад +431

    "you're faking it by putting it on easy"
    you can tell these people either wanna buy this game or already did it

    • @ConcavePgons
      @ConcavePgons 2 месяца назад +46

      Buyer's Remorse...sometimes you want try to like a game because you spent a lot of money on it. It happened to me with Sonic Frontiers when I bought it at release for full price (the gameplay is better now with the updates, but still...).

    • @Vss077
      @Vss077 2 месяца назад +1

      i paid 18 bucks for it. whoever paid 130 for it is stupid anyway. subscribe 1 month of ubi+ premium & the game feels like an accurate $20 game.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@ConcavePgonsthe ost is fire at least

    • @johnsmith-dx2ql
      @johnsmith-dx2ql 2 месяца назад +8

      "people"

    • @tommasoprevedello7593
      @tommasoprevedello7593 2 месяца назад

      you mean the same "people" that he made up?
      nobody told him that

  • @GojiraZibirus
    @GojiraZibirus 26 дней назад +1

    Man, Warhammer 40k:DarkTide is so cool, I'm in love

  • @Re-PhantomZero
    @Re-PhantomZero 2 месяца назад +308

    1:06 she took down two guys with one punch, this is peak development incompetence.

    • @zarthemad8386
      @zarthemad8386 2 месяца назад +24

      well it is consistent with DisneyWars Throne Room fighting scene
      now we just have to find the weapons that poped out of existance

    • @DinoFancellu
      @DinoFancellu 2 месяца назад +38

      You're just jealous of a strong woman!!!

    • @Re-PhantomZero
      @Re-PhantomZero 2 месяца назад +44

      @@DinoFancellu you got me, slay queen. 👸

    • @alexanderglex4600
      @alexanderglex4600 2 месяца назад +3

      I almost believed that she could have the strength to knock out a guy when the unarmored officer showed up but nah she used the force of punching a guy in full armor to knock him out

    • @skaruts
      @skaruts 2 месяца назад +2

      Also the one she takes down before those, says "nothing to report, stand by" right after being made unconscious. Peak logic!

  • @JMPants
    @JMPants 2 месяца назад +491

    I don't know why people are complaining, we've been saying for YEARS there's no way storm troopers can see out of those helmets, ubisoft actually listened.

    • @anony-moon
      @anony-moon 2 месяца назад +8

      LOL

    • @Juggs009
      @Juggs009 2 месяца назад +4

      Copium

    • @Ratty524
      @Ratty524 2 месяца назад +84

      @@Juggs009it’s a joke bro read the room

    • @StageWatcher
      @StageWatcher 2 месяца назад +19

      And the Ewoks showed it barely even counts as armor.

    • @AWY-LO
      @AWY-LO 2 месяца назад +14

      @@Juggs009 you are slow

  • @a_kuma
    @a_kuma 2 месяца назад +261

    It amazes me that she has fists of steel. I'm sure my hands would be hurting from punching stormtrooper helmets and armor.

    • @Minamoto_1
      @Minamoto_1 2 месяца назад +36

      stormtroopers act like they are knocked down to not make her feel bad

    • @ghostlyswat12
      @ghostlyswat12 2 месяца назад

      I might be wrong but I believe her knuckles actually have blood on them and are bruised
      From all the punching she does
      If I’m remembering right it’s a cool detail lol
      Even if knocking stormtroopers out with basic punches is unrealistic

    • @EnuoAkatsuki
      @EnuoAkatsuki 2 месяца назад +16

      It doesn't hurt because her punchs don't even connect to begin with

    • @HienNguyen-cs1md
      @HienNguyen-cs1md 2 месяца назад +2

      Dude she can "assassinate" an enemy with a single slap. Talk about the strongest being in the universe

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 2 месяца назад +8

      @@cap8588most vide games at least try to be believable, in AC you have retractable blade, in other games you’ll have knives or some sort of weapon, if not there will be a choking animation of some sort, but a character slapping someone in the back of the head? Overall the animations are laughable, but completely ignoring the fact that ST’s have helmets? You know when you play a game and you think “oh wow, that’s attention to detail!” This game is the exact opposite of that.

  • @Jayybarr
    @Jayybarr 25 дней назад +2

    This is sh!t even for Ubisoft standards. It truly baffles me that a multinational billion dollar studio saw this gameplay, and continued to let their CEO say it was a Quadruple A game. I mean even after like 10 years, Ubisoft still continually does not learn from their mistakes.

  • @darakin5172
    @darakin5172 Месяц назад +323

    I just realized something, her punches are absolutely attrocious. Those "punches" are more her swinging her arm around like a god damn baseball bat. 5 years of wind up, its like a half hammerfist which would have 0 weight behind it and would barely stagger someone in a real stormtrooper outfit and hurt her more. Its like no one in the studio even bothered to look up "How to throw a proper punch"

    • @Marduk8701
      @Marduk8701 Месяц назад +36

      Yeah, I'm unironically pretty sure that IRL plastic cosplay stormtrooper armor would render a person 100% immune to those extremely weak-looking punches.

    • @jambon2730
      @jambon2730 Месяц назад +11

      She's hitting them with her wrists

    • @user-vx9kp6tu3i
      @user-vx9kp6tu3i Месяц назад +5

      Or for that matter, how to take a punch. After some of the punches the troopers hear knocks back in the same direction the punch came from. That's not how getting punched, much less physics, works.

    • @JimmyHxx
      @JimmyHxx Месяц назад +3

      It looks like when you punch in VR and it’s too dark so the headset can’t accurately track your arm💀

    • @a12fe154
      @a12fe154 Месяц назад

      well clearly it's good enough as she can completely destroy 5 storm troopers in full armor with just her hands, even though they have guns

  • @zretil
    @zretil 2 месяца назад +929

    F.E.A.R. a game from 19 years ago still has the best AI ever made for a video game, let that sink in.

    • @Volyren
      @Volyren 2 месяца назад +154

      Nah. That's 2nd best. Alien Isolation is 1st. I had almost stopped smoking when I started that game. Never finished it. *lights a cig on the embers of the previous one.*

    • @shmekelfreckles8157
      @shmekelfreckles8157 2 месяца назад +87

      FEAR’s AI is very simplistic, but it’s implemented very well. You can notice how dumb enemies are in a few open areas, especially in Perseus Mandate.

    • @Thaumiel98
      @Thaumiel98 2 месяца назад +50

      Bro what about Half Life? Every alien has its own AI. Even cockroaches have AI.

    • @MarkoVuckovic32
      @MarkoVuckovic32 2 месяца назад +39

      Stalker games are also pretty good when it comes to AI. Especially the modified version called Anomaly.

    • @randomperson84
      @randomperson84 2 месяца назад +24

      The sink is in

  • @skaruts
    @skaruts 2 месяца назад +587

    Their playtesters were game journalists, and they complained it was too hard.
    At this point I'm calling them Ubithesda.

    • @noctiss_season2
      @noctiss_season2 2 месяца назад +50

      oof, imagine if this game had a tutorial where you have to jump and force dash... game journalists would be done

    • @St4rTr3v1Ut10n
      @St4rTr3v1Ut10n 2 месяца назад +22

      Ubithesdalectronic Artstivision

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 2 месяца назад +22

      ​@@St4rTr3v1Ut10n sounds like a new curse in Harry Potter universe ngl 😂

    • @Rose_D
      @Rose_D 2 месяца назад +13

      You can at the very least swim in Bethesda games, so they got that much right compared to Outlaws. 😂

    • @heh_boaner
      @heh_boaner 2 месяца назад +1

      They really need to take a page out of Valve's book.

  • @icemaster-
    @icemaster- Месяц назад +2

    The reason I clicked on this video is because the girl on the thumbnail looks genuinely identical to my sim.

  • @WilboSwagz
    @WilboSwagz Месяц назад +259

    That stormtrooper shooting seems pretty movie-accurate

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 Месяц назад +2

      That grass never saw them coming!

  • @stevenpuskas788
    @stevenpuskas788 2 месяца назад +162

    It's even funnier that you aren't hearing oblivion *combat* music, bc you truly aren't experiencing any combat

    • @RedHorseArcher
      @RedHorseArcher 2 месяца назад +11

      Oblivion has a combat system, and here you just press a button, for a second you go blind from bad animation, and then the enemy is dead. In Oblivion you had about 6 different attacks with different effects, here you have 1 attack with a cringe effect and a taste of budget corruption.

    • @Lolmmm-d2i
      @Lolmmm-d2i 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@RedHorseArcher 6 different attack's, I think they'res only one (oblivion still way better than this crap)

    • @natantitelbaum6061
      @natantitelbaum6061 2 месяца назад

      The first witcher is better than this crap.
      Point and click combat system.

  • @Rikkii2
    @Rikkii2 2 месяца назад +192

    Crazy how Ubisoft was once, what I would have considered to be, the king of stealth with Splinter Cell and Assassin's Creed. Now, they produce "games" like this...

    • @tasa4904
      @tasa4904 2 месяца назад +4

      They must've taken the king of stealth moniker to heart. She just needs to find some bushes then they can walk right up to her and be unable to find her...

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 2 месяца назад +11

      ubisoft game make up a lot of my ps2 era days.
      prince of Persia
      splinter cell ... heck all Tom clancy games
      beyond good and evil
      rayman, my early childhood as well on pc 95 or 98
      brothers in arms.
      very upsetting seeing them go from classics like that, to turds like this.
      oh and speaking of star wars, the other big portion of ps2 games I had were of ea. funny, ea and ubisoft amazing games in the past, failed at star wars

    • @philosophymf
      @philosophymf 2 месяца назад +5

      @@kamo7293 Fallen Order and Survivor were both wins, Battlefront 2 got its redemption before EA stopped support

    • @KissyKaede
      @KissyKaede 2 месяца назад +1

      Calling Assassin's Creed and Splinter Cell "the kings of stealth" is hilarious. Those games were never good.

    • @mayelarodriguez6319
      @mayelarodriguez6319 2 месяца назад +5

      @@KissyKaede Splinter Cell was better than Metal Gear, but you're not ready for this conversation.

  • @nunchukGun
    @nunchukGun Месяц назад +2

    The wildly flailing punches just adds to the effect 😆

  • @OmerAnass
    @OmerAnass 2 месяца назад +1054

    0:12 lore accurate stormtroopers

    • @ramonserna8089
      @ramonserna8089 2 месяца назад +41

      In the movies the stormtroopers were pretending to shoot them because they wanted Leia to lead them to the rebel base. What's this game excuse?

    • @maxwellerobini1603
      @maxwellerobini1603 Месяц назад +93

      ​​@@ramonserna8089That's what OT fans like to pretend to justify the shitty incoherences of the movies

    • @ramonserna8089
      @ramonserna8089 Месяц назад +26

      @@maxwellerobini1603 Huh..no. It's pretty obvious if you pay attention to the movie.

    • @samkavanagh9165
      @samkavanagh9165 Месяц назад +3

      Dead joke bro

    • @maxwellerobini1603
      @maxwellerobini1603 Месяц назад +24

      @@ramonserna8089 cope more

  • @JesusChrist2000BC
    @JesusChrist2000BC 2 месяца назад +622

    Imagine paying full price for this.

    • @EricBarbman
      @EricBarbman 2 месяца назад +63

      Imagine paying $130 to play it 3 days early.

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 2 месяца назад +14

      You know, for that i can buy entire collection of video games on holiday sales.

    • @Papajohn6954
      @Papajohn6954 2 месяца назад +50

      Imagine paying

    • @arekpetrosian4965
      @arekpetrosian4965 2 месяца назад +14

      Umm...no. I actually can't. I can't even imagine playing this game.

    • @immanoel1187
      @immanoel1187 2 месяца назад +21

      No one even wants to pirate

  • @joshclark44
    @joshclark44 2 месяца назад +61

    0:57 when you swing left to right and they fall back right to left...

    • @RadioactiveBlueberry
      @RadioactiveBlueberry 2 месяца назад +3

      Even the reaction took full 180° from "Hey, what are you doing here" to "Nothing to report"

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 2 месяца назад +3

      The game even has Oblivion physics

  • @TedBackus
    @TedBackus 25 дней назад +1

    its like someone took the fight scenes from rings of power, and made a game out of them. if this game were life, 5ft tall 100lb women would be ultimate fighters

    • @chir0pter
      @chir0pter 22 дня назад

      your first mistake was watching rings of power. i didn't even make it past the movie posters

  • @caballeroblancohermanos
    @caballeroblancohermanos 2 месяца назад +279

    0:25 ah yes my fav payday dodge build "Inside a bush skill" also bulletproof

    • @superking-nicolaslucau7252
      @superking-nicolaslucau7252 2 месяца назад +2

      The game is pure trash but the double standards are crazy. When Horizon or TLOU pull the same exact invisible bush shit no one complain.

    • @FrederikSeerupNielsen
      @FrederikSeerupNielsen 2 месяца назад +32

      @@superking-nicolaslucau7252 Being hard to spot when inside a bush and not being able to be hurt in a bush even when detected are not the same thing

    • @realQuestion
      @realQuestion 2 месяца назад +10

      The Multi-Frequency Targeting and Acquisition System inside stormtrooper helmets cannot possibly cope with such tactics as being behind a few feet of light vegetation

    • @superking-nicolaslucau7252
      @superking-nicolaslucau7252 2 месяца назад

      @@FrederikSeerupNielsen Being "hard to spot" and being completely invisible are not the same thing. Play the games. In both Horizon and TLOU you are invisible in bushes, even when moving or when enemies stand 30 cm near you for TLOU or when they literally bump you in Horizon. Still in Horizon you can even stand up in front of an enemy if it's to shoot and stay invisible.
      You can also beat up humongous machines with a tiny spear in one game or play a 19 year old girl overpowering armored adult males without a sweat (she even did it as a kid) in the other. Not to mention other aspects of mockery are well present in other games (like the enemies that won't shoot you if you're too close, doable easily in RDR2).
      Fact is, all modern AAA games have those shitty mechanics (but Outlaws takes the prize for having shitty mechanics while not having the decency to at least be a decent game) and you're all hypocrites and sheep to criticize them only in certain games because it fits your hating agenda.

    • @FrederikSeerupNielsen
      @FrederikSeerupNielsen 2 месяца назад +9

      @@superking-nicolaslucau7252 That’s not the point… if you are detected in TLAO and you’re in a bush, you won’t be invulnerable to all forms of damage like we see in this video.

  • @Afroman1837
    @Afroman1837 2 месяца назад +96

    0:53 Stormtrooper with minigun: "hey what are you doing here?"
    Kay Vess: 🤛🤜👊
    Other stormtrooper: "Nothing to report, standby."

    • @T7011yt
      @T7011yt 2 месяца назад +3

      Stormtrooper woman? When, why? Oh yes of course, DEI ESG

    • @Afroman1837
      @Afroman1837 2 месяца назад +1

      @@T7011ytthat would at least explain why a woman is able to slap them unconscious, that is, if they weren’t wearing any armor 😂

  • @mefcalols4446
    @mefcalols4446 Месяц назад +80

    Y'all remember playing Halo on Legendary difficulty for the first time?... how have we come to this

    • @LoungingBacon
      @LoungingBacon Месяц назад +9

      Halo 2 on legendary gave me chest hair
      This on any difficulty would probably make me fall asleep

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Месяц назад +3

      This feels like the infamous "Legendary " speedrun of Halo on AGDQ.

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 Месяц назад +3

      They made every difficulty setting journalist difficulty.

    • @ZyoAISim
      @ZyoAISim Месяц назад +2

      halo2は大好きですが、最高難易度でジャッカルのスナイパーが一撃必殺のレーザーになっていた事だけは許せません。

    • @hugoeliseu9750
      @hugoeliseu9750 Месяц назад

      Halo lengendary its not even hard if you compare it to some ps1 games, the alien rescuration game is ludiricus even with all the cheats on ( i legit manage to die having imortalaty on). I miss having to actualy have to stratagy and train to win a single player game, even the "hard ones" dont hold a candle to the old video games

  • @GalanDun
    @GalanDun Месяц назад +1

    If you tried shit like this in Uncharted, you'd be DEAD.

  • @quotenpunk279
    @quotenpunk279 2 месяца назад +97

    It's like watching the North Korean Football Team. You just know there is the pressure of a tyrant behind this, but not much else.

  • @francescacastronovo647
    @francescacastronovo647 2 месяца назад +49

    This is why you don't buy Ubisoft games

  • @Jun-13
    @Jun-13 Месяц назад +86

    the fact he needed to make this video to prove it. There are some irl npcs fr.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Месяц назад +2

      Tbh I wouldn't believe it if I didn't saw it

    • @robertmusil1107
      @robertmusil1107 Месяц назад

      There is one simple rule. Don't go on reddit for opinions. Everyone on reddit is either a bot or is brainwashed to the point the might as well be.

    • @IdiotamSpielen
      @IdiotamSpielen Месяц назад +1

      no, no... you misunderstand. That horrendous aim, that horrendous AI... I don't even own the game and I still refuse to believe this is highest difficulty. It just cannot be this bad.

    • @dylanb2990
      @dylanb2990 Месяц назад +1

      Ironic comment

  • @HasidicKaiju
    @HasidicKaiju Месяц назад +3

    1:20 Thats a FEMALE voice of a "stormtrooper". There were no female stormtroopers. And even if you buy the 7th episode movie "they started recruiting non clones" BS....this game is set in between the 5th and 6th episodes.

  • @lucky6961
    @lucky6961 2 месяца назад +27

    The way she swings like a tabs character is so bizarre by throwing the whole upper body with the head stumbling around, if someone modded the punch sound and distortion out you could easily pass it as a gang beast animation

  • @dreadnautical9
    @dreadnautical9 2 месяца назад +50

    Devs wanted the realistic stormtrooper aim I guess

  • @joshclark44
    @joshclark44 2 месяца назад +89

    1:24 it looks like literally throwing punches like you're faking a fight. Are you a ventrilofist?

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson 2 месяца назад +6

      lol yeah I've seen more believable choreography in TV shows.. and this is a video game where they can make FULL CONTACT and nobody gets hurt :P

    • @sam.abadyah
      @sam.abadyah 2 месяца назад

      When I saw these punches specifically I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂 on the second stormtrooper it looks so exaggerated

  • @user-ed6pt4pe4n
    @user-ed6pt4pe4n 25 дней назад +3

    This game looks awful. The female stormtroopers along with her punching fully armored stormtroopers and knocking them out, is absolutely ridiculous and lore breaking. This is easily the worst game I've seen in a long time.

  • @DrilleDeLesee
    @DrilleDeLesee 2 месяца назад +171

    It irks me so much that shes able to KO fully armored stormtroopers with her bare hands

    • @pppppffffffmmmmmmmnn
      @pppppffffffmmmmmmmnn 2 месяца назад +4

      Yeah, at least make her hit them with the blaster hilt or something. So lazy

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 2 месяца назад +2

      If you want realism, go outside for once.

    • @bigz2008
      @bigz2008 2 месяца назад +10

      the power of wahman

    • @DrilleDeLesee
      @DrilleDeLesee 2 месяца назад +10

      @@citizen3000 lmao, nice one bro

    • @ssjn_5556
      @ssjn_5556 2 месяца назад +15

      @@citizen3000bro thought he was being cool😎

  • @DECKSER1
    @DECKSER1 2 месяца назад +35

    I find it hilarious that you can hear the sound of her bare fists breaking against the helmets.

    • @luckybynn5788
      @luckybynn5788 2 месяца назад +1

      🤣😂🤣
      And she just keeps going, what a warrior.

  • @HawkeGaming
    @HawkeGaming 2 месяца назад +32

    With useless AI like that, you'd think those storm troopers were NPC allies.

  • @DrathVader
    @DrathVader 25 дней назад +1

    1:30 jesus christ this is brutal

  • @ClassicGamer2996
    @ClassicGamer2996 2 месяца назад +34

    Did not know there was different difficulties in that game, you can’t even tell. The difference from easy of hard

    • @utility00
      @utility00 Месяц назад

      The difficulty is just how many hits the AI ragdoll can absorb before going down.

  • @draxiii9765
    @draxiii9765 2 месяца назад +57

    Armour of storm troppers are made of cardboard 😂

    • @SinixII
      @SinixII 2 месяца назад +4

      in star wars battlefront 2(PS2), the rebels call them all sort of names when they die. I remember them calling stormtroopers "plastic boys". 😆

    • @peterjensen2483
      @peterjensen2483 2 месяца назад

      Correction - blaster resistant cardboard. Takes a headshot from the pistol like a champ.

  • @Kaade_
    @Kaade_ 2 месяца назад +70

    1:45 damn that face is probably what is affected by the difficulty because that is hard to look at 🤮

    • @luciomarx
      @luciomarx 2 месяца назад +3

      I SO agree with you

    • @grizzlyblackpowder1960
      @grizzlyblackpowder1960 2 месяца назад +1

      Mfs be happy standing in the bandwagon.

    • @thefogg
      @thefogg 2 месяца назад +7

      "something something....the transfer from the actual model, didn't cross over"
      no. it was going to be a man as the antagonist. but then SBI got a hold of this project
      RIP the face model Humberly González. who looks better in real life
      oh and stellar blade. it was a 1 to 1 match of that woman, face and body

  • @OhMyItsEli
    @OhMyItsEli Месяц назад +2

    There’s your problem, 98% of these troopers were women 🎤👴

  • @philipbrackett443
    @philipbrackett443 Месяц назад +53

    1:32 Been playing through Space Marine 2 and this trooper's "For the Empire!" cry is shameful. Put your lungs into it, brother!

    • @noahthompson95
      @noahthompson95 Месяц назад +4

      man even Darktide's "For the Emperor!" shouts are better. voice of command goes hard

    • @lassikinnunen
      @lassikinnunen Месяц назад

      ",sister"

  • @lucasmills9959
    @lucasmills9959 Месяц назад +233

    I hate every person that still gives Ubisoft money.

    • @ReachGG
      @ReachGG Месяц назад +1

      lol Ubisoft vision is good but there delivery is terrible. Few ghost recon games were good. Splinter cell was a masterpiece

    • @SixoxKemon
      @SixoxKemon Месяц назад +11

      @@ReachGG The old ubisoft is nothing alike the modern one

    • @TamaHawkLive
      @TamaHawkLive Месяц назад +2

      ​@@ReachGG Splinter Cell was good in the early 2000s which is where Ubisoft peaked. Literally as a company they peaked about 2 decades ago and have produced predominantly shit titles since. So ya, people who still give money to them are more of the problem than Ubisoft themselves.

    • @-kstyle
      @-kstyle Месяц назад

      ​@@ReachGGit's the old splinter cell games that are good, the newer ones are third person cods

    • @yukasidharta997
      @yukasidharta997 Месяц назад

      You can hate me, the first thing I buy on Steam is The Crew 2 🤣

  • @hieunguyenrileygekko
    @hieunguyenrileygekko 2 месяца назад +54

    0:34
    i cant even make highground joke with this

  • @98cents
    @98cents Месяц назад +1

    Ah yes, the terrifying 90lb girl knocking out stormtroopers by punching their armor with her bare hands.

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot 2 месяца назад +11

    In Ubisoft’s defense, this is accurate for what Disney has done to Star Wars.

  • @aquamind9996
    @aquamind9996 Месяц назад +16

    Suspension of disbelief is a thing, but damn. Every bone in her hands would be fractured

  • @acuilnos
    @acuilnos Месяц назад +25

    The fact that there are people who do their best to be positive about this game and try to defend it from criticism are the reason why we get releases like this.

    • @suejak1
      @suejak1 Месяц назад

      I have put like 30 hours in this game (hardest diff) and I have never seen the behaviour in this video. I think they patched it out, if it ever existed at all.

    • @acuilnos
      @acuilnos Месяц назад +3

      @@suejak1 My condolences.

  • @Panchocastillo420
    @Panchocastillo420 24 дня назад +1

    These blaster marks are too accurate to be sand people. Must be imperial storm troopers.

  • @KitCoffeee
    @KitCoffeee 2 месяца назад +46

    1:23
    -*stormtrooper getting decked*
    -other stormtrooper literally right next to them: "what was that?"
    peak gameplay

  • @theultimatetrashman887
    @theultimatetrashman887 Месяц назад +113

    Fun fact: They had to INTENTIONALLY make the AI miss. Its way easier to make enemies with 100% accuracy than this kind of lobotomy-like npc's.

    • @Heavyg254
      @Heavyg254 Месяц назад +10

      They probably dumbed the game down for children.

    • @volcanic_sloth
      @volcanic_sloth Месяц назад +5

      is it that hard to make them lock on and shoot the position you were at a second ago or slightly predict your movement for a "AAAA" game?

    • @Heavyg254
      @Heavyg254 Месяц назад +3

      @@volcanic_sloth Once again, no one claimed this was an AAAA game.

    • @flaetsbnort
      @flaetsbnort Месяц назад +12

      I mean, that's what making AI in games is. Nobody likes to play against robots that hit every shot 100% of the time. The trick is the extent to which they're made flawed, and that's the problem here.

    • @volcanic_sloth
      @volcanic_sloth Месяц назад +2

      @@flaetsbnort making an ai miss isn't good game design, that just makes the game rng based, you're supposed to make the player dodge instead of standing still and hoping that nothing will hit them

  • @CreampuffgameZ
    @CreampuffgameZ 2 месяца назад +80

    People are only defending this game because their 80$ is gone. Dude sorry but unfortunantly this is a scam of a game at this point

    • @bignumbers
      @bignumbers 2 месяца назад +8

      Yeah, it's sunk cost fallacy 101

    • @blakesby
      @blakesby 2 месяца назад +8

      Frankly, zero sympathy for anyone who bought it at full price or pre-order. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

    • @superking-nicolaslucau7252
      @superking-nicolaslucau7252 2 месяца назад +3

      I like how everyone is complaining about the people who defend the game when 100% of the comments section is people trashing the game.
      Like literally no one on earth thinks that game is good.

    • @blakesby
      @blakesby 2 месяца назад +3

      @@superking-nicolaslucau7252 I've seen a few comments defending it. There's at least one dude I noticed in one vid who was pretty much commenting on every thread in defense of the game.
      The best defense I've seen is just people saying "I enjoyed playing this game tho". But there's also a lot of folks who say that and miss the point that the conversation isn't about whether someone could enjoy Outlaws for what it is, it's about how low the quality standard is for such a major release.

    • @Kejmur
      @Kejmur Месяц назад

      @@blakesby "Just because you enjoy a slop, it doesn't mean the slop is actually of good quality." I don't understand the 'logic' of people using this kind of argument.

  • @user-zk1tb1yx2e
    @user-zk1tb1yx2e 22 дня назад +1

    The stormtrooper, based off of a cloned man. Has a female voice. Okay.

  • @giuseppeparry1365
    @giuseppeparry1365 2 месяца назад +42

    1:48 He just couldn't bring himself to do it...

    • @kuba2x
      @kuba2x Месяц назад

      He could have saved us all from the nightmares

  • @Falcon5ive
    @Falcon5ive 2 месяца назад +121

    That's how a Strong Independent Woman hits, in her dreams.

    • @X2011racer
      @X2011racer 2 месяца назад +1

      Then don't be dissing Cynder, Terra, or Lara Croft.

    • @shyboy2112
      @shyboy2112 Месяц назад

      girl boss dreams

  • @shanekahrs4776
    @shanekahrs4776 2 месяца назад +104

    Retired stormtrooper. I had enough of this sh!t at work. One minute i was watching all my coworkers shoot above the grass where we last saw an enemy as per protocol, the next im falling from a punch that landed on my manager. They didn't even match my 401k and made me buy my own staples for company projects. Iv been eating jims lunch for so long i told myself his wifes cooking is the only reason i kept clocking in everyday, but once that ugly man hiding in the grass killed jim, i knew this wasn't for me

  • @360master
    @360master Месяц назад +1

    You know, I was excited for an open world Star Wars game, especially since it came out around my birthday
    Yeah never mind i guess

  • @aquapendulum
    @aquapendulum 2 месяца назад +18

    Not once did the Stormtrooper AI considered lobbing a grenade at your approximated hiding location. That's so bad.

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah after 20 seconds someone should be all "screw this.. THERMAL DETONATOR DEPLOYED". Where's the excitement and intensity?

    • @SARGER5
      @SARGER5 Месяц назад

      the stormtroopers in mine throw grenades at me constantly, I feel like they've edited this video like look I'm on hard but in reality they're playing on the easiest setting.

    • @aquapendulum
      @aquapendulum Месяц назад +1

      @@SARGER5 Post the clip.

    • @SARGER5
      @SARGER5 Месяц назад

      @@aquapendulum they have fall damage protection on that right there should tell you something...

    • @aquapendulum
      @aquapendulum Месяц назад

      @@SARGER5 I didn't ask you to say more. I asked you to post the clip.

  • @Kcacrvetjopu
    @Kcacrvetjopu Месяц назад +28

    She beat up the stormtrooper with her bare hands...BY THE HELMET

  • @Captain-Grizzly
    @Captain-Grizzly 2 месяца назад +17

    And we thought Star Wars Rebels made the Empire look incompentent.😬

  • @Greenmachine305
    @Greenmachine305 23 дня назад +1

    So, trooper armor makes you blind and more vulnerable to bare fists. Got it.