Yes… This is Ubisoft's "AAAA Budget Game"

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @pacoytal1756
    @pacoytal1756 3 месяца назад +3522

    We got aloe vera physics instead of good gameplay

    • @j.k.4584
      @j.k.4584 3 месяца назад +6

      😂

    • @Toshiboyai
      @Toshiboyai 3 месяца назад +86

      And only sometimes

    • @PapalinoMusic
      @PapalinoMusic 3 месяца назад +4

      xD

    • @acetone29
      @acetone29 3 месяца назад +16

      Aloe Vera has healing properties, so i guess its lore accurate.

    • @mjkrh
      @mjkrh 3 месяца назад +1

      Not even aloe vera physics bro it was the 2nd plant

  • @Atomskayser
    @Atomskayser 3 месяца назад +4809

    Tbh, that single plant physics are incredible, shame they forgot to work on the rest of the game.

    • @wasabi.2839
      @wasabi.2839 2 месяца назад +233

      The budget went only to that plant.

    • @xenochrist15
      @xenochrist15 2 месяца назад +132

      One of the designers worked on that particular plant, forgot about it, tried to remember where it was when they copied and pasted the rest of the landscape cells that didn’t have those physics.

    • @josephr.8622
      @josephr.8622 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@wasabi.2839🤣 facts, dogsht game overall

    • @tiagorodrigues5778
      @tiagorodrigues5778 2 месяца назад +5

      whats the point of that if the actual game is shit

    • @paulohenriquesilvadelima9031
      @paulohenriquesilvadelima9031 Месяц назад +7

      i think im crazy but i think far cry 2 did an similar mechanic with plants

  • @SantasBrother-ds4ls
    @SantasBrother-ds4ls 3 месяца назад +10100

    At this point, i wouldn't even pirate ubisoft games with a 10 inch pole

    • @ashistoxic8447
      @ashistoxic8447 3 месяца назад +107

      what kind of poles are 10 inches

    • @thatonechillguy2427
      @thatonechillguy2427 3 месяца назад

      @@ashistoxic8447mine is, it’s like a torpedo you can try it too if you want.

    • @drunkengibberish1143
      @drunkengibberish1143 3 месяца назад +223

      ⁠@@ashistoxic8447in some places they are called sticks!
      But I wouldn’t pirate it with a 39.5 foot pole.

    • @wellallnasib
      @wellallnasib 3 месяца назад +36

      They do get better, but by the time they do either they are $5-$10 with all addons or their DRM have been broken by pirates.
      So the people who pay $100+ to UBI gets to play the shittiest version of their games and you know what I believe they deserve it.

    • @fanusrust
      @fanusrust 3 месяца назад +84

      Nah. Pirating implies you want to play it... I won't even consider it.

  • @jovold93
    @jovold93 2 месяца назад +1526

    budget 70% marketing, 10% gameplay, 20% visuals. There was no budget for AI

    • @tiofeels4793
      @tiofeels4793 Месяц назад +61

      99% one single plant physics

    • @martinwinther6013
      @martinwinther6013 Месяц назад +5

      Fish AI woulda been better

    • @SKYLIGHTER1138
      @SKYLIGHTER1138 Месяц назад +1

      I was expecting someone to fort miner this but no one did and now im sad....

    • @sedwards3995
      @sedwards3995 24 дня назад +3

      sorry, they needed money for their diversity hires

    • @jovold93
      @jovold93 23 дня назад

      @@SKYLIGHTER1138 I totally see it now

  • @metalman4393
    @metalman4393 2 месяца назад +374

    0:25 I see that stormtrooper has graduated from the Skyrim School of "Must've been the wind"

    • @johnnycripplestar5167
      @johnnycripplestar5167 20 дней назад +16

      "Must've been the force"

    • @Rilintar-live
      @Rilintar-live 19 дней назад +7

      I think he did not even graduate, because Skyrim's mobs are sharper

    • @urtoryu_dy_althraidn
      @urtoryu_dy_althraidn 7 дней назад +2

      NPC guard and with a stormtrooper's helmet to boot. Did you really expect him to see anything?

  • @primusro
    @primusro 3 месяца назад +4093

    I played games 20 years ago where the developers would've been ashamed to launch their game with this AI.

    • @daishan1234
      @daishan1234 3 месяца назад +106

      at least in metal gear solid 1, you actually had to at least hide in a box

    • @alttabris1046
      @alttabris1046 3 месяца назад +96

      The mob algorithm may be artificial, but I don't think there was any intelligence involved.

    • @sixx2683
      @sixx2683 2 месяца назад +10

      far cry 6 ai was equally atrocious

    • @PMTojoHideki
      @PMTojoHideki 2 месяца назад +31

      Even the pokemon NPCs from 20 yrs ago are better than these, once they got their eyes on you there's no escape

    • @muhdamir6939
      @muhdamir6939 2 месяца назад

      The intelligent just 0%
      Or maybe bro just play on easy mode😂

  • @SlurpyPie
    @SlurpyPie 3 месяца назад +5261

    Truely the most Ubisoft game of all time

    • @royals6413
      @royals6413 3 месяца назад +17

      Oof... Those rations did a number on me

    • @arcangeld
      @arcangeld 3 месяца назад +7

      Of all the AAA games made by Ubisoft. This is one of them.

    • @jtvprodesign
      @jtvprodesign 3 месяца назад +3

      i get all their game for free on epic, and i barely play it

    • @oleksandr2234
      @oleksandr2234 3 месяца назад +5

      Assassin's Creed 1-3 were really good.

    • @SlurpyPie
      @SlurpyPie 3 месяца назад +6

      @@oleksandr2234 Most of Ubisoft's older games were really good before 2014-2016 now they just release half baked slop with an occasional rare gem here and there like the Prince of Persia game.

  • @jessecarter960
    @jessecarter960 3 месяца назад +446

    Who needs lightsabers, blasters, or even a knife when you can just bare knuckle punch a metal helmet

    • @nlmaster9811
      @nlmaster9811 3 месяца назад +4

      Who said they were metal?

    • @Jiujitretas
      @Jiujitretas 2 месяца назад +9

      @@nlmaster9811 he did

    • @sickkunt1573
      @sickkunt1573 2 месяца назад +19

      @@nlmaster9811 They're at least as tough, if not tougher than kevlar. Punching that helmet would breaj your hands.

    • @nlmaster9811
      @nlmaster9811 2 месяца назад +1

      @@sickkunt1573 Kevlar is a fabric so that doesn’t really mean much as far as hand harm.

    • @sickkunt1573
      @sickkunt1573 2 месяца назад +2

      @@nlmaster9811 Never said it was the same material, just as tough if not tougher. Which means it can easily withstand punches. The material seems to be much harder, which would cause injury.

  • @HartleySan
    @HartleySan 2 месяца назад +29

    Give that plant-physics guy a raise. The rest of the team? Well...

  • @isaacfigueiredo5950
    @isaacfigueiredo5950 2 месяца назад +78

    Now I understand what is the purpose of adding one more A, one more A means you're screaming more at the developers

    • @harpyi7490
      @harpyi7490 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm not sure the devs are who you should scream at tho

    • @waffleisnice
      @waffleisnice День назад

      ​@@harpyi7490not the plant guy obv

  • @senormarston
    @senormarston 3 месяца назад +3375

    By this point I'm sure all these "AAA games" are a money laundry scheme or something like that. I don't have proves but neither doubts

    • @jackhew93
      @jackhew93 3 месяца назад +177

      Good point, i didnt think of that. That would explain why talent gets binned and companies can just keep making trash

    • @Rtplb
      @Rtplb 3 месяца назад +92

      Its a AAAA game don't forget about that

    • @СмеющийсяЧеловек-я3ш
      @СмеющийсяЧеловек-я3ш 3 месяца назад +13

      Может быть,но это не значит, что нужно делать всё настолько халтурно,как минимум это и вызывает вопросы (:

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 3 месяца назад

      Nah, its braindead, but there is a braindead market for it. Just look at outlaw subreddit.

    • @Paios
      @Paios 3 месяца назад +19

      but this is the first AAAA game! its whole purpose is apparently to sink a company, who knew?!

  • @jrchannel7405
    @jrchannel7405 3 месяца назад +1255

    I can't wait for the year 2050 so we can play AAAAAAAAAA games

    • @cool_waffle8492
      @cool_waffle8492 3 месяца назад +132

      In this case AAAAAAAAAA doesn't mean quality of the game but the scream that will come out of your mouth once you spend your money on this pile of code and assets

    • @jackraptor695
      @jackraptor695 3 месяца назад +12

      Same issue with multigender people nowadays, extra AAAAAAAAAA in chromosomes

    • @Topinamburenjoyer
      @Topinamburenjoyer 3 месяца назад +18

      More like "goofy AAAAAAAAAHH" game

    • @adamcorbett5289
      @adamcorbett5289 3 месяца назад +1

      Itll be a rerelease of galaga with worse interface

    • @cerebrustusbordungolski7183
      @cerebrustusbordungolski7183 3 месяца назад

      @@adamcorbett5289 press x to activate galaga sense

  • @onong.9013
    @onong.9013 3 месяца назад +1351

    Stormtroopers were always blind, This is movie accurate.

    • @ahmedaliyu1495
      @ahmedaliyu1495 2 месяца назад +18

      Bad Aiming

    • @naterksmr
      @naterksmr 2 месяца назад +61

      They still have better vision than Ubisoft

    • @user-nu7xx7pc1d
      @user-nu7xx7pc1d 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier 18 дней назад +4

      Dont insult the OT movie troopers. they slaughtered non-mc characters. They wounded, sometimes badly wounded main characters. But these guys... jesus

    • @brucemanly
      @brucemanly 17 дней назад +2

      In the first movie they were told to let them go too.

  • @alanwalkman29
    @alanwalkman29 2 месяца назад +48

    0:42 stealth achievement unlocked - ghost of the old republic

  • @clumsykiki
    @clumsykiki 19 дней назад +4

    That single plant physics is an easter egg to Far Cry 2 physics

  • @Lucario4thewin
    @Lucario4thewin 3 месяца назад +880

    Who ever was in charge of the plants, good job.

    • @cosmomontanaro5759
      @cosmomontanaro5759 3 месяца назад +148

      Plant*

    • @nlmaster9811
      @nlmaster9811 3 месяца назад +82

      At least the one that worked.

    • @ZeedwareView
      @ZeedwareView 2 месяца назад +15

      big W for some low paying engineer in 3rd world country

    • @Al-Pacino-k7v
      @Al-Pacino-k7v 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@cosmomontanaro5759*Plants. Its not the only one

    • @josephr.8622
      @josephr.8622 2 месяца назад +1

      I don't think it matters at this point the game is overall dogsht 😹

  • @tales527
    @tales527 3 месяца назад +1134

    HE LOOKED AT YOU DIRECTLY! TWICE!!! HOW DID HE NOT SEE YOU!?!

    • @kiam9722
      @kiam9722 3 месяца назад +111

      This is Ubisoft bro you welcome

    • @IceHeartAlpha
      @IceHeartAlpha 3 месяца назад +84

      must have been the (wind) helmet 😅😂

    • @sherlock4058
      @sherlock4058 3 месяца назад +10

      The sun in his eyes 🌝 😂😂

    • @uthopia27
      @uthopia27 3 месяца назад +8

      Luke Skywalker confirm tht the helmet can be really dark sometimes

    • @RaymondSwanson-u9y
      @RaymondSwanson-u9y 3 месяца назад +1

      Forgot his beer goggles.

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 месяца назад +1866

    At this point I have to wonder if these “games” aren’t some giant money laundering operation.

    • @jace_albers
      @jace_albers 3 месяца назад +30

      I truly hope so I could make a game with this quality with 2 guys a copy of blender and 6 months and I'm not a good developer

    • @ren9143
      @ren9143 3 месяца назад +3

      Is it money laundering if people may willingly?

    • @zeked4200
      @zeked4200 3 месяца назад +83

      ​@@ren9143 Of course it is. Studios are investing massive amounts of money into games...and somehow that doesn't end up being reflected in the quality of the game. Whether users eventually end up getting duped into (or willfully) buying the game is irrelevant to what's happening behind the scenes.

    • @mandocrafts4311
      @mandocrafts4311 3 месяца назад +12

      that actually makes sense

    • @normalusername5223
      @normalusername5223 3 месяца назад +37

      @@ren9143 That's not what money laundering is. He's suggesting that the money investors put into the development company was stolen and the game exists to justify a balance sheet entry.

  • @VicentitoGris
    @VicentitoGris 14 дней назад +2

    best stormtrooper intelligence simulation ever

  • @DrewRoshambo
    @DrewRoshambo 3 месяца назад +15

    Playing Marty O'Donnell's Halo music to this slop should be a crime against humanity.

    • @Neog2
      @Neog2 3 месяца назад

      I thought I was the only one who heard Perilous Journey in the first 20 seconds before the Elder Scrolls music started haha.

  • @hardydeamon7728
    @hardydeamon7728 3 месяца назад +523

    famous skyrim dialog: MUST BE WIND

    • @Peaceful-channel-l6d
      @Peaceful-channel-l6d 3 месяца назад +34

      Difference being that Skyrim is actually amazing game and the enemy AI is actually sort of smart

    • @tatsuhikotomita5287
      @tatsuhikotomita5287 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Peaceful-channel-l6d That's because the enemy AI is cheating, just like in Fallout 4, the enemies can always hit you accurately.

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 3 месяца назад

      @@Peaceful-channel-l6d "Skyrim is actually amazing" hahaha the cope on this one

    • @bhavyagulati5738
      @bhavyagulati5738 3 месяца назад +12

      @@toffeelatte6042 Lol what do u mean cope, Skyrim is legendary

    • @ilikeyourbody7599
      @ilikeyourbody7599 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@toffeelatte6042It's one of the most successful games in it's genre by far. You are entitled to your opinion but you are in the minority. Have fun living under a rock when elder scrolls six comes out lol

  • @jonathanwoods9827
    @jonathanwoods9827 3 месяца назад +206

    The oblivion music really makes it

    • @antoniomarino9444
      @antoniomarino9444 Месяц назад +3

      body's still warm...

    • @JesusPlsSaveMe
      @JesusPlsSaveMe Месяц назад

      ​@@antoniomarino9444
      *Revelation 3:20*
      Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
      HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless.
      Revelation 22:12-14
      And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
      I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
      Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

  • @hieunguyenrileygekko
    @hieunguyenrileygekko 3 месяца назад +670

    high quality plant assets from Avatar Frontiers of pandora, i guess

    • @NorthEevee
      @NorthEevee 3 месяца назад +16

      No way they actually reused those?

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 3 месяца назад +33

      That game felt like a giant copy and paste

    • @Navefreamo
      @Navefreamo 3 месяца назад +70

      @@NorthEeveethey reuse all they can

    • @kieragard
      @kieragard 3 месяца назад +68

      ​@@NorthEeveeit makes sense to reuse assets, everyone does it.

    • @NorthEevee
      @NorthEevee 3 месяца назад

      @@kieragard Yeah but these are two isolated studios aren't they?

  • @oneangryboi408
    @oneangryboi408 2 месяца назад +3

    Someone in that overworked studio is mighty proud of their detailed plants I bet

  • @MarcoArciaga
    @MarcoArciaga 28 дней назад +4

    what's the background music at 0:22? it sounds so familiar!

    • @cenetour
      @cenetour 3 дня назад

      skyrim

    • @cjthomson113
      @cjthomson113 2 дня назад

      ​@@cenetourit's actually The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, this music wasn't present in Skyrim

    • @cenetour
      @cenetour День назад

      @ ohhh that makes sense my bad

  • @Tris1000
    @Tris1000 3 месяца назад +364

    I’ve been replayed GTA 4 recently and it actually blew my mind at how behind some of these modern open world games actually are

    • @w3kt723
      @w3kt723 3 месяца назад +54

      yep, GTA 4 was a master piece and it's hard to believe it was released in 2008!! different times

    • @garemo1
      @garemo1 2 месяца назад +17

      You're comparing a Rockstar game to Ubisoft? lol

    • @angryspongegamer5535
      @angryspongegamer5535 2 месяца назад +27

      Every Rockstar game BUT ESPECIALLY Grand Theft Auto IV was extremely ahead of it's time. In every aspect.

    • @wasabi.2839
      @wasabi.2839 2 месяца назад +8

      So far Rockstar have provide greatness, emphasis on ''so far'' because it can change with GTA 6.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@garemo1 He's comparing a game from 2008 to a game from 2024 lmao.

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 3 месяца назад +288

    Are those the "Industry Plants" everyone was talking about?

  • @qu1253
    @qu1253 3 месяца назад +341

    I just can't get over how she's able to knock out fully armored storm troopers with her bare hands. It looks so ridiculous.

    • @redeyejedi17
      @redeyejedi17 3 месяца назад +73

      Even less realistic the fact it's a woman knocking stormtroopers out.

    • @Azorees-oj5zr
      @Azorees-oj5zr 3 месяца назад +36

      They learned from Kenobi, a show where a late middle aged woman was able somehow knock out a Stormtrooper with a light slap.

    • @baronhelmut2701
      @baronhelmut2701 3 месяца назад +6

      Thats actually one of the few plausible things. I am talking from experience here. I knocked out my brother once because he was trying to scare me with a darth vader helmet. Getting hit on a helmet is actually much worse than getting hit directly on the head. Because the strike makes the entire helmet ring.

    • @saschaherrmann1665
      @saschaherrmann1665 3 месяца назад +3

      They wear plastic armor. So thats no armor at all

    • @smugwendigo5123
      @smugwendigo5123 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@redeyejedi17 really dawg really?

  • @Tigershark-qy2gq
    @Tigershark-qy2gq 14 дней назад +15

    Thank you! Removing this from my Steam wish list.

  • @minzugaming
    @minzugaming 4 дня назад +2

    AAA games these days, nvm the gameplay, focus on making aloe vera physics.

  • @tanejasakhil
    @tanejasakhil 3 месяца назад +163

    0:33 That Storm Trooper needs some premium eye care

    • @TOM-yd8ub
      @TOM-yd8ub Месяц назад +1

      Probably will 'see' worse without the helmet.😂

    • @JakeseyDK
      @JakeseyDK 17 дней назад

      Should've gone to Specsavers

  • @gabrielbelmont8013
    @gabrielbelmont8013 3 месяца назад +108

    Ubisoft finally made a game that you can play with your monitor disabled.

  • @Boomer04888
    @Boomer04888 3 месяца назад +232

    Far Cry 2 had similar plant damage clear back in 2008, and nobody even really talked about it. That game had fantastic immersive elements when it came to environmental damage overall

    • @RedShirtGuy96
      @RedShirtGuy96 3 месяца назад +15

      because its not rocket science to make some kind of low-impact reusable chunking animation for a plant or shrub, at least it wasn't back in 2008, but in 2024 its laughable because this is apparently where all the budget went to instead. Modern games are just full tech demos now. There might be a game underneath, but all it's meant for is to pander to people who impulsively buy top tier GPUs. Really GPU manufacturers are just as much to blame as the studios, they are hand in hand working together to push half-baked products and technologies for maximum profit

    • @lifeinthehands6972
      @lifeinthehands6972 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@RedShirtGuy96
      Wtf is tech demo?
      Tlou2,Rdr2,Gow,Re2-4,CodMw reboots,Uncharted 4,Far Cry 5,Ac Origins-Odyssey these are top class games.

    • @SameerKhan-nf3no
      @SameerKhan-nf3no 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@lifeinthehands6972Bruh far cry 5 was awesome as was 1 to 4, 6 though is dreadfull AF,I didn't bother going past the third mission 😂

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@lifeinthehands6972 You really need to play more games.

    • @lifeinthehands6972
      @lifeinthehands6972 2 месяца назад

      @@DonVigaDeFierro sorry bro.
      I am dentistry student.
      I dont have actually that time to play unknown shits.
      Fifa 19,Rdr2,Cod games,Ac games,Far Cry games,RE games,Spiderman 1-2 all are top class games.

  • @josecarlosfloressaraiba
    @josecarlosfloressaraiba 2 месяца назад +37

    0:26 stormtrooper: What was that? Must be the wind.

    • @ClubedosPugs69
      @ClubedosPugs69 2 месяца назад +2

      It looks like those step sister "movies" from that weird site.

    • @HoldFastFilms
      @HoldFastFilms Месяц назад

      Yes I believe so.

  • @artfx9
    @artfx9 19 дней назад +3

    Well, technucally they are legally blind..

  • @adradox
    @adradox 3 месяца назад +108

    I'm sorry but putting Oblivion music to this sounds inappropriate. Oblivion's NPCs are smarter than that.

    • @FlyingSpaghettiMonsterZealot
      @FlyingSpaghettiMonsterZealot 3 месяца назад +29

      Oblivion's NPCS are smarter than Ubisoft developers 😆

    • @JEFFREYSOLORIO
      @JEFFREYSOLORIO 3 месяца назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing LOL

    • @ivanlagrossemoule
      @ivanlagrossemoule 3 месяца назад +5

      @@FlyingSpaghettiMonsterZealot I wouldn't blame the developers as much as the suits.

    • @MrNorbi001
      @MrNorbi001 3 месяца назад +4

      @@ivanlagrossemoule No. Devs especially knew what they are doing. If they are not able to make things properly they deserve all hate they´ve got. This AI is not made by suits, but by diletants from Ubisoft.

    • @yihadistxdl951
      @yihadistxdl951 3 месяца назад +1

      @@FlyingSpaghettiMonsterZealot its insane that bethesda 2008 AI was better than ubisoft 2024 AI. especially when WE KNOW that ubisoft can do better. you know why? because they HAVE DONE BETTER. far cry 3 had 30x smarter ai and detection than this game. and not even oblivion, the npc ai in fucking morrowind was more advanced than in this game

  • @diegomaynez1425
    @diegomaynez1425 3 месяца назад +155

    Sixteen times the detail
    Wait, wrong developer.

    • @zerosam5541
      @zerosam5541 3 месяца назад

      He did not lie the graphics were sixteen times the details

    • @redeyejedi17
      @redeyejedi17 3 месяца назад +11

      "Fully explorable planets"

    • @LowBudgetGamer-o6l
      @LowBudgetGamer-o6l 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@zerosam5541sadly there was 16 times less game.

    • @zerosam5541
      @zerosam5541 3 месяца назад

      @@LowBudgetGamer-o6l it got people to play the game and modders to fix it todd Howard deserve a award dude goes to stage and does marketing justu and game sells

    • @deano2160
      @deano2160 3 месяца назад +1

      Let us not forget the canvas bag.

  • @itswa30
    @itswa30 3 месяца назад +23

    their vision cones are just a straight line

  • @anlhakanyarc4850
    @anlhakanyarc4850 4 дня назад +1

    OMG it is absolutely AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA game.

  • @Splotched
    @Splotched 3 месяца назад +4

    Punching stormtroopers has got to be the least satisfying combat method you could think of in the star wars universe.

  • @luker3752
    @luker3752 3 месяца назад +55

    To be fair those rations did do a number on her, she can no longer move

    • @TheoMartin_
      @TheoMartin_ 3 месяца назад +1

      Just imagine the smell!!

  • @cheesyvoid3143
    @cheesyvoid3143 3 месяца назад +72

    Those rations did more than just a number on them. Those troopers' cognitive functions might have become limited because of those rations.

    • @cosmomontanaro5759
      @cosmomontanaro5759 3 месяца назад +2

      It's the backstory of why they could never hit Harrison Ford in the movies.

    • @DioStandsStill
      @DioStandsStill 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@Matija-ml4zq they also having those rations as well💀

  • @manhquach1266
    @manhquach1266 3 месяца назад +128

    If this game is an AAAA
    GTA 5 must be an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @bugboy9915
      @bugboy9915 2 месяца назад +1

      rdr2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Alex777-ei2qq
      @Alex777-ei2qq 13 дней назад

      The AAA was supposed to be a credit score, it meant your investment were guaranteed returns. Considering how hard some of these AAA and the self proclaimed AAAA games have been floppin, they really destroyed what the As meant in the industry lol

  • @Apxllxn
    @Apxllxn 3 месяца назад +4

    You convinced me, Im playing oblivion again

  • @NotAWomble
    @NotAWomble 12 дней назад

    “Where’d they go?!”
    “Huh?”
    “Must’ve been the wind…”

  • @LukeBannon-e3r
    @LukeBannon-e3r 3 месяца назад +127

    Remember kids,
    the ‘A’s are not an assurance of quality
    They are an indicator of budget size

  • @TheMustangForce
    @TheMustangForce 3 месяца назад +51

    At this point i think the npc are actually roleplaying with her

    • @tylerbryanhead
      @tylerbryanhead 2 месяца назад +3

      I'm starting to see why Game Journalists love this game. Ai is so stupid it's near impossible to lose.

  • @jaredbeacher
    @jaredbeacher 3 месяца назад +13

    "Must've been the wind.."

  • @1977TA
    @1977TA 2 месяца назад +1

    The take away from this is video games are not easy to make. The average person has no idea how difficult it is to do something as simple as making a character stand on solid surfaces without their feet cropping through. If you look closely in most games you will see the characters feet don't actually touch the ground. Vehicle tires don't touch the street. You can spend hours adjusting models to limit unwanted cropping and never get it perfect. For example in GTA Online when your character sits in a chair at a table parts of their body contacting the table go right through it. Same thing happens when they rest on a bed. One foot goes through the mattress.

  • @Sharakad
    @Sharakad 3 месяца назад +18

    She's just a hidden force user and all makes sense.

  • @pradeepdungdung4379
    @pradeepdungdung4379 3 месяца назад +24

    so we're still supposed to believe this isn't made by some obscure indie studio?

    • @Shadow86TheGamer
      @Shadow86TheGamer 3 месяца назад +4

      Right? There's no way that budget went into this garbage. Someone bagged most of it and this was done by some poor indie developer with a quarter of the budget. Or something else fishy. Such poor quality across the board.

    • @zretil
      @zretil 3 месяца назад +2

      you know, the best stealth game ever made was from an indie studio, they are the source of most innovation in gaming

    • @Stabbant2000
      @Stabbant2000 3 месяца назад +4

      @@zretildifference between corpo product & passion project

    • @adronius147
      @adronius147 3 месяца назад +6

      Might have had the chance to be good if it was actually made by an obscure indie studio.

  • @HMMCG91
    @HMMCG91 3 месяца назад +97

    0:49 PAC-MAN level design

  • @shivu6377
    @shivu6377 Месяц назад +1

    AI in this game stands for Artificial Idiots

  • @bennytoady
    @bennytoady 2 месяца назад +1

    The oblivion music queuing during the stealth part is genius

  • @thejdmunknown4228
    @thejdmunknown4228 3 месяца назад +67

    News of the day: Ubisoft gonna leave the Stoxx europe 600 (related to the economy) in the end of september,they are more cooked than before

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 3 месяца назад +6

      They can't fix shits even they are private 😂

    • @warmike
      @warmike 3 месяца назад +9

      are they gonna get delisted because of the stock price drop?

    • @Chibicat2024
      @Chibicat2024 3 месяца назад +13

      @@warmike most likely. At this point they just need to collapse.

  • @IceHeartAlpha
    @IceHeartAlpha 3 месяца назад +18

    even the stormtroopers dont want to be in this game
    they arent playing it seriously, how can we? 😂

  • @Alex-nk8bw
    @Alex-nk8bw 3 месяца назад +7

    Weird thing is, the cone for enemy line of sight seems to point straight forward, no matter where they turn their heads. So they sometimes look straight at you, but still don't spot you. Even Thief - Dark Project was better in that regard - back in 1998(!)

  • @swapnilgopalka
    @swapnilgopalka 2 месяца назад +1

    The stealth looks like parody skit from Viva Dirt League 😆

  • @tannerh.wilsonpianocaressi6201
    @tannerh.wilsonpianocaressi6201 12 дней назад

    Immediately appreciate the Halo 2 Soundtrack at the beginning

  • @ishitrealbad3039
    @ishitrealbad3039 3 месяца назад +29

    1:10 this is the laziest way to do this..... should've just teleported the little guy instead of animating him below the floor.....

  • @Dalmatinac3
    @Dalmatinac3 3 месяца назад +33

    Another reason why i still play games from the 1990s.

    • @Kronin-n6f
      @Kronin-n6f 23 дня назад

      Be honest. You can't afford a gaming machine. Hence the board games on your channel and some tabletop garbage that's not even warhammer.

    • @naitor2594
      @naitor2594 22 дня назад +4

      @@Kronin-n6f I mean modern games after the early 2010s are garbage anyway, not missing much

    • @Kronin-n6f
      @Kronin-n6f 22 дня назад +1

      @@naitor2594 you're not wrong, but it's a far stretch to say anything past the 90's was garbage. There have been plenty of phenomenal games released since then the fact that old mate hasn't played any is on him. If you get a decent rig you can play some amazing games the way they were intended to be played. Can't tell me WoW wasn't the biggest thing on the planet all the way to 2015. That came out in 2004.
      On top of that Minecraft came out in 2011 literally the biggest game of the time, along with GTA 5 and so on so forth. There are amazing games out there, you just need a decent computer or the latest tech to run them. Would suck to be poor.

    • @naitor2594
      @naitor2594 22 дня назад +3

      @@Kronin-n6f All of those games are on the early 2010s lol

    • @aestronk-hungryball
      @aestronk-hungryball 18 дней назад +1

      ​​​@@naitor2594 ahem,
      RDR2, Elden Ring, Sekiro, Basically any batman arkham game (including shadows), Any mainline nintendo games, DMC5, Gow: 2018 and rägnarok, Black Myth: Wukong, those are the ones i can name right away, but yeah i do agree like 70% of recent AAA games are ass nowadays

  • @unclepain10
    @unclepain10 3 месяца назад +39

    Even Oblivion music can't help this game.

    • @yihadistxdl951
      @yihadistxdl951 3 месяца назад +4

      and it feels misplaced here because oblivion npc's are significantly more intelligent than what they are in this game. you can see the difference clear as day from this short video alone

  • @alexin6647
    @alexin6647 24 дня назад +1

    TES music hits so perfect....

  • @emaayan
    @emaayan 10 дней назад

    0:33 "HEY, there's someone prowling down here... " ......" " must have been da wind.."

  • @kiowafourty964
    @kiowafourty964 3 месяца назад +23

    people today wont touch older games because "the graphics look bad" but this is what they play instead.

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc 3 месяца назад +3

      which is wild because a lot of older games can be modded to have to better textures lol

  • @MeanCalifa
    @MeanCalifa 3 месяца назад +18

    Every time Ubisoft publishes a new game it instantly becomes pure comedy gold.

  • @kiam9722
    @kiam9722 3 месяца назад +24

    My blind uncle can see better than enemies in this game 😭😭

  • @Awkci_gaming
    @Awkci_gaming Месяц назад +2

    Ok but the plant damage thing is pretty cool.

  • @DivergentDroid
    @DivergentDroid Месяц назад

    You found Frankie the Fern! Only fern known to be a Jedi!

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 3 месяца назад +16

    Thumbnail is like that Spy Kids 3D image meme with Sylvester Stallone pointing at us at the cinema

  • @shido8597
    @shido8597 3 месяца назад +126

    Ubisoft peaked at 2018 and it's gone now

    • @BELHASAN
      @BELHASAN 3 месяца назад +45

      2014 you mean

    • @AImeriia
      @AImeriia 3 месяца назад +61

      @@BELHASAN Peak was 2012-2013, downhill from there.

    • @phinguyen6399
      @phinguyen6399 3 месяца назад +2

      no, this is the new peak. Every other games should follow suit

    • @pradeepdungdung4379
      @pradeepdungdung4379 3 месяца назад +6

      what released in 2018?

    • @BELHASAN
      @BELHASAN 3 месяца назад +14

      @@pradeepdungdung4379 far cry 5 tbh it was very good

  • @djvirtlgaming
    @djvirtlgaming 3 месяца назад +11

    “The AI will take over the world”
    The AI:

    • @spiritualzorro
      @spiritualzorro 2 месяца назад

      Hahaha let us hope it never gets smarter

  • @yoaiou
    @yoaiou 21 день назад +1

    What's the background music

  • @luispadilla2842
    @luispadilla2842 22 дня назад

    The clueless trooper made be remember how Soldiers in MGS5 would spot if they turned their head in your general direction and didn't even need body facing you to see you

  • @WanArk86
    @WanArk86 3 месяца назад +7

    I remember when Ubi actually has a budget games.

  • @miiboyy
    @miiboyy 3 месяца назад +5

    Lmao this npc perfectly embodies Ubisofts employees..

  • @DaDukeSWE
    @DaDukeSWE 3 месяца назад +6

    I wonder how PROUDE the dev team is with this game? This look like a " WE DONT HAVE MORE TIME! SKIP THE GOOD THINGS AND REALEASE THIS ALMOST PERFECT GAME, BECAUSE ITS STARWARS, THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH?!!"

  • @islammaqo5536
    @islammaqo5536 2 месяца назад

    Bro got waked up from coma to bring back the glory of the assassin's creed in this masterpiece

  • @kobebill186
    @kobebill186 3 месяца назад

    The graphics quality during the day and night, along with the lighting effects, are of AAAA caliber; however, other aspects certainly do not measure up. I believe this game has a lot of potential and ample room for improvement. Many action sequences only account for one possibility, relying on default steps. While it may perform perfectly during demonstrations, deviations could easily lead to bugs, making it more akin to a pseudo-open world game.

  • @JasonHustler
    @JasonHustler 3 месяца назад +34

    Cyberpunk seems like masterpiece to this

    • @wolfgang4534
      @wolfgang4534 3 месяца назад +33

      Bro don't you ever compare this shit with cyberpunk. It had a rocky start because of performance and bugs, but it's one of the best games I've played in the last couple of years. It's awesome and the DLC is even better. The bugs are gone, the performance is way better. So yeah, It's pretty damn close to be a masterpiece. Always trust CDprojekt and Larian to deliver quality games, because they're the only ones who value their art more than their quarterly earning or whatever. CDPR knew they fd up, and they more than made up for that.

    • @hatredbloomify
      @hatredbloomify 3 месяца назад +15

      did u really just compare cyberpunk to this 😂

    • @denisliber6740
      @denisliber6740 3 месяца назад +9

      @@wolfgang4534 rocky start for 4 years...

    • @NuttachaiTipprasert
      @NuttachaiTipprasert 3 месяца назад +10

      @@denisliber6740 The core mechanics of Cyberpunk were already there. The problems they had were just technical issues. So, yeah. It's a night and day compared to this slop.
      There's no way you can justify those stupid AIs when the game is stealth focus. You just can't.

    • @RylanStorm
      @RylanStorm 3 месяца назад +4

      How quickly people forget. Cyberpunk was a mess at launch. You'd walk into Night City and there'd be 20 people but it would be 4 groups of the same 5 models. When you commit a crime, the police would turn up, look around and leave. You could shoot the police and they'd not react. Random bodies would drop off buildings and die into the street. It was like mass suicide. Vehicles would smash into objects that weren't there. Main quests were bugged and you'd have to restart several saves back to get back on track.
      It was a year before it was a decent experience and by that point it was down to $15.
      Outlaws is 6 days old.

  • @Ghost7264
    @Ghost7264 3 месяца назад +12

    I think their greatest game was Assassin's Creed Black Flag. None of their games since have captivated me as much as that.

    • @ArariaKAgelessTraveller
      @ArariaKAgelessTraveller 3 месяца назад

      Anno 1800 is pretty good, but might not your cup of tea

    • @motogp4658
      @motogp4658 3 месяца назад +4

      Don’t forget FarCry 3, then it all went down hill for Ubisoft

    • @TheKalzune
      @TheKalzune 3 месяца назад +1

      @@motogp4658 Thats where they found 'The Formula'™

  • @lancesniper
    @lancesniper 3 месяца назад +15

    Not surprising considering at least AA budget went into funding the very expensive..."consulting".

    • @HussainNaseem
      @HussainNaseem 3 месяца назад +1

      the triple A funding went into researching political correctness and gender equality research

  • @thealmightyduck335
    @thealmightyduck335 12 дней назад

    a true "must've been the wind" moment

  • @honsou1978dk
    @honsou1978dk 22 дня назад

    Those helmets REALLY obstruct their vision!

  • @Gajubas
    @Gajubas 3 месяца назад +9

    0:28 AHAHAHA😂the enemies are dumber than in MGS

  • @JustCauseFan
    @JustCauseFan 3 месяца назад +12

    and you won'T believe the amount of people that defend this shit, i can't grasp how people don't want good games anymore, they just accept every shit they throw at you

    • @DaDaDo661
      @DaDaDo661 3 месяца назад +4

      Reddit threads of top comments saying it's a 8/10 or 9/10 games. Wtf.

    • @DioStandsStill
      @DioStandsStill 3 месяца назад +3

      ​​@@DaDaDo661 that's just echo chamber of npcs shown in the video💀

  • @gummitarzan8545
    @gummitarzan8545 3 месяца назад +3

    ubisoft might just be laundering money...

  • @itsoktoberight4431
    @itsoktoberight4431 20 дней назад

    Imagine rations doing a number on you while you're in that suit

  • @fatalbora1778
    @fatalbora1778 3 месяца назад +1

    ''hmm must've been the force'' ahh enemies

  • @pufferball
    @pufferball 3 месяца назад +6

    plant

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 месяца назад +12

    Rey: I’m the most insufferable girlboss ever.
    This lady: Hold my hand… No, not like that!

  • @MinecraftMartin
    @MinecraftMartin 3 месяца назад +9

    The more realistic a game tries to be, the more noticeable it is where it fails

    • @RedShirtGuy96
      @RedShirtGuy96 3 месяца назад +6

      Everyone is too obsessed with the technical aspects of modern games, resolution, framerates and physics. GPU manufacturers are to blame as well pushing half-baked experimental technologies like ray tracing, which is a fun gimmick but lets stop trying to re-design games around their reflections and start focusing on the actual game. We've completely forgotten how to actually make games anymore it seems. Nowadays, studio titles are just very expensive tech demos, just trying to push the latest generation of PC hardware.

    • @MaximusUnder
      @MaximusUnder 2 месяца назад +1

      and THAT, folks, is why I play cult of the lamb

    • @staciefreshener4032
      @staciefreshener4032 13 дней назад

      @@RedShirtGuy96 TO be honest I don't mind tech demos , but they should not call it a game. If they make a game like this which is bad but awesome graphics , you can put them in Tech demos / software category. It's like 3D wildmark or something but with extra steps.. ( or inputs )

  • @soulpolska2046
    @soulpolska2046 3 месяца назад

    Whoever was doing that one aloe vera cooked hard.

  • @bogdan9755
    @bogdan9755 3 месяца назад

    nice! It was enough to watch the first 10 seconds to understand that it is a well made game!

  • @TE5LA-GAMING
    @TE5LA-GAMING 3 месяца назад +8

    In the early days of games, it was typically a passion project by a small team of developers. Today, it's a giant conglomerate with hundreds of people and profit is the only motive.

    • @shotscarecrow
      @shotscarecrow 3 месяца назад

      There are many, many more passion projects made by small teams of developers now than there were then. It's just that none of you buy them.

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc 3 месяца назад

      @@shotscarecrow because a lot of them are unfinished "early access" garbage that never gets finished. for every stardew valley, there's a hundred Coral Islands.

    • @siva2610
      @siva2610 2 месяца назад

      Passion projects don't pay for PS5s and RTXs (for the ones doing all the work anyway), my friend. This was always inevitable.

  • @yegenek
    @yegenek 3 месяца назад +6

    A 100 lbs girl knocking out armored 190 lbs dudes with one fist is stupidity on another level.

  • @sir_christmas_leopold_duckson
    @sir_christmas_leopold_duckson 3 месяца назад +7

    Man, Ubisoft used to be one of my top favorite game companies. Far Cry 6 was the last game I played from them and it will likely stay that way.

    • @yihadistxdl951
      @yihadistxdl951 3 месяца назад

      i feel like ubisoft has to have several studios with completely different people working there. because far cry 6 still was not dei filled at all, gameplay, ai, graphics and story were all really good. i mean obviously the story doesnt compare to that of far cry 3 not even close, but as an overall video game just miles upon miles ahead of this dogshit game that they made. its really hard to believe these are the same developers making this shit

  • @christiansmitherman
    @christiansmitherman 19 дней назад

    the elder scrolls music makes this gold XD

  • @DanteEhome
    @DanteEhome Месяц назад +1

    Ngl the leave cutting is quite nice.

    • @capralmarines4043
      @capralmarines4043 21 день назад

      You could literally do the same in Crysis from 2007..

  • @AlwaysVotingMAGA
    @AlwaysVotingMAGA 3 месяца назад +1

    It's sad cause I love Star Wars...😓