C H I L L I N E E because Charles is observant and knew it had to be done, just wanted John to realize the painfully obvious truth: that house was a dump. Build something new if you want a new beginning.
1:09 People are overlooking how funny this line is. John has gotten so used to living in tents and non-permanent homes that he doesn’t realize that, even if Abigail tidied up the house, it would still be horrible lol.
As Uncle was roasting John Marston, I felt like he was roasting my house and my room too. Shit shook me to my core. I had a filthy ass room with pizza boxes everywhere. I smelled like Satan's ass crack. And I was giving in to my depression. After I finished this mission. I went and bought a bed frame, succulents, art, candles, and ornaments and shit. I'm slowly turning my place where I can feel proud to live in and have a space where a nice lady would set foot in. Shout out to Uncle for talking some serious game.
"Oh, darling Abigail. I've changed... come live with me in an outhouse... I would not even ask my worst enemy to take a shit in." -Uncle 1907 Fucking one of the funniest lines I know
Uncle - "Oh darling Abigail I've changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!" John - "Wut are you tryna say?!" 😂🤣🤣
When a video game has better screenplay than film and television... Then you’ll know it’s a Rockstar game. Best writers in the gaming industry without question.
@@QueSeraSeraaaahe was actually in that mission where Arthur and Sadie are leaving Rhodes while having a conversation and then the lemoyne raiders show up
Abigail and Jack finally come back to John 5 minutes later “Abby, baby, Dutch is back. He’s saying...... well he’s saying all we gotta do is 1 more job, and we can finally go to Tahiti. I gave the land back to the bank and we’re going back to camp with Dutch and Micah, YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE FAITH ABIGAIL, FAITH!”
Uncle has the power of LuMbAgO it gives him the ability to roast people with his LuMbAgO eye once the LuMbAgO meter is maxed out you can kill people with words
i could not stop laughing on the part where he go i’ve had better nightmares than this dream oh darling abigail i’ve changed come live with me in a outhouse i wouldn’t ask my worst enemy to take a shit in
Uncle is the truest example of a royal jester. Tells the objective truth to the authority (things that nobody has the balls to tell to the king). He might appear as a fool but he’s actually intelligent. Reminds me of Posca from Rome HBO.
Their relationship was getting closer to how it was in rdr: John being moody and bitching at uncle to help out, uncle also getting grumpier with a sharper tongue than he had in 1899.
I like to think Uncle is actually very hard working, he only appears lazy to John because John is seeing Uncle taking his break and is never around to see Uncle working hard
As funny as Uncle is in this scene he's got a damn good point. Abigail would never have lived in that damn shitshack not for one second and John should've known that.
Anyone who says they wouldn’t want Uncle in their camp would live a lot of boring nights, Uncle is essentially your entertainment, there are no TV’s or Radios, but you damn well know Uncle had a story to tell every single night! You’d never go bored!
Been there and done that. The only difference is I was under it when it fell. I'm serious. A barn really fell on me. I've got the broken back to prove it.
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Uncle is that one friend you always complain about but miss when they're not around.
Faxx
you know who you are, tyler
I'll admit. I'm my group's version of Uncle
True he's useless mostly thanks to his terminal lumbago but still fun to be around imagine how powerful he woukd be without the lumbago
Rocco
Honestly, Uncle is a real one. He gave John a MUCH needed reality check and got him back on his feet.
Without Uncle. Abigail and Jack would have went to that shack lol
Still a freeloader though
Funny how Charles just agrees to level the house without saying a word or even questioning it.
C H I L L I N E E because Charles is observant and knew it had to be done, just wanted John to realize the painfully obvious truth: that house was a dump. Build something new if you want a new beginning.
Yeah that's his indian coming through
Loyal friend
@@ninjane8599 💀
Uncle and Charles were probably talking about it before John got there to be honest.
1:09 People are overlooking how funny this line is. John has gotten so used to living in tents and non-permanent homes that he doesn’t realize that, even if Abigail tidied up the house, it would still be horrible lol.
If you take too long, Uncle says, “these animals don’t know how to work! And neither do the horses” 😂
LOL
BRUUH😂😂😂😂
As Uncle was roasting John Marston, I felt like he was roasting my house and my room too. Shit shook me to my core. I had a filthy ass room with pizza boxes everywhere. I smelled like Satan's ass crack. And I was giving in to my depression. After I finished this mission. I went and bought a bed frame, succulents, art, candles, and ornaments and shit. I'm slowly turning my place where I can feel proud to live in and have a space where a nice lady would set foot in. Shout out to Uncle for talking some serious game.
Damn this is amazing good job dude
Hope you’re still doing good and keeping that room clean, partner!
Your reward for playing rdr2 was life advice. Nice touch.
Uncle would be proud of you
How is your house?
"Oh, darling Abigail. I've changed... come live with me in an outhouse... I would not even ask my worst enemy to take a shit in."
-Uncle 1907 Fucking one of the funniest lines I know
“Get some self respect you miserable sack of shit” is on par 😂
Goddammit his roasts is more painful than his illness.
Oh darling Abigail i"ve changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in.
@@turtlemaster2957 what are you trying to say?
@@dagexhd4966 "get some self respect you miserable sack of shit"
Get some self-respect you miserable sack of shet.
Gets some self respect you miserable sack shit ... Build a house a lady would set foot in.
If you don't like Uncle, you're playing this game wrong. Lol.
this!
I got lumbago if I overdo it I get a relapse 😂
Uncle is smart af hes just lazy af 😂😂😂
Hes not lazy hes carefull, lumbagos a very serious condition!
He just doesnt like to work
@@dereklong05 thats what being lazy is
It’s the Lumbago
@@uncle8536 aye Uncle
Pay attention people this is uncles usefulness comin out
A lazy bum but arguably the wisest and funniest. Knows shit for the sink.
When Uncle uses the antagonise button!
😂smashing the button repeatedly and violently
John trynna stop the roast by pressing defuse but the button is greyed out😂
I honestly felt a little bad about John kicking Unc right in his lumbago.
Then this scene happened. 😂
Uncle - "Oh darling Abigail I've changed, come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in!"
John - "Wut are you tryna say?!"
😂🤣🤣
That’s the best part. That roast was so funny. As foolish he was the whole game I underestimated his intellect.
Oh man when he said he had better nightmares than this dream is when I started cracking up
As soon as he said “ guys as sour as week old milk “ I knew we were in for a funny mission XD
@@jesusolguin5896 same bro that got me, uncle was just going in on John from the very start 😂
@@BlackGoIdhe is a very smart guy who just acts dumb.
But he got lumbago
*L U M B A G O*
If he don't get tf up he get *L U M B A G O G O*
@@MrWoeff LUMBAGO GO it's like Pokemon go but you don't do Shit
@@Cheeseman_55 *LUMBAGO GO* is for people who want to play Pokemon Go but can't cus they have *_LUMBAGO_*
Terminal lumbago
Uncle went in hard
0:48 honest and hilarious 😂
yea
It's basically *Lamar roasting Franklyn for his yee yee ass haircut* LOL
Yee yee ass land 😂
But it's yee yee ass house😂
EXACTLYYYYY LMAO@@faridagasiyev7042
0:22 OOOOOOOFF
This is the mission i laughed so hard when uncle roasted john😂😂
I still laugh everytime I play it 😭
Honestly, John and Uncle had the best dialogue in the game lmao
they have a unique weird funny relationship
this is 10x worse than franklin's yee yee ass haricut 😂
John better thank Uncle, without him his wife and son would have never came back.
I love that even though Uncle's lazy af, he's also the voice of reason
I’ve had better nightmares than this dream!
I died 😂
Shut up and make another "plan"
@@alphelix2075 lol
Jim milton implore
Uncle insists
nobody survives even one bit INSIST?
He insists
*YOU IMPLORE ME!?*
Hah, he insists
Uncle just released 8 years of pent up frustration on John in just under 2 minutes
When a video game has better screenplay than film and television...
Then you’ll know it’s a Rockstar game. Best writers in the gaming industry without question.
This is by far the funniest cutscene in any rockstar game
savage af
uncle GET UP!
@@MRAnonymous120 aooooouh
You! Get to think all day!
@@RichbeStunnin he be thinking of the roasts it's the power of LuMbAgO
@@kgo4026 have some self respect you miserable sack of shit savage asf
One of the best roasts in video game history. Creative, honest, slanderous, motivational and helpful all at once!
I love John, but when he says "What are you trying to say?"
Confirmed that he was "Dumb as old rocks, and dull as rusted Iron"
Yee yee ass house
😂😂
Lamar is reincarnated Uncle with all thosr roasts
Best line in the god damn game 0:48 - 0:57
😂 😂
It just needs a womens touch.
My favourite is 1:03 - 1:08
@@FT_07 "build a house a lady'd set fOoT iN"
That part kills me 😩😭🤣💀
That outhouse line is the only time a game made me cry laughing 😂
“Low honor sound effect”
if to be honest its sad that the original voice actor of Uncle died but the new one is just perfect
The voice-actor of Landon Ricketts passed away in 2011 (i think).
I don't think Ricketts was ever mentioned in RDR2.
@@QueSeraSeraaaahe was actually in that mission where Arthur and Sadie are leaving Rhodes while having a conversation and then the lemoyne raiders show up
@@nikothecat9985 ah, i didn't know that.
@@QueSeraSeraaaa yeah I do wish more RDR1 characters were mentioned or in RDR2 I heard Seth was gonna be in it but they cut him out disappointing
@@nikothecat9985 i liked Seth so much, he was insane yet badass.
What a loss..
Is no one else gonna mention Uncle's trip at 1:18 😂
It's the lumbago
pretty sure it's an actual trip for uncle, that's the farthest he's walked lol
Abigail and Jack finally come back to John
5 minutes later
“Abby, baby, Dutch is back. He’s saying...... well he’s saying all we gotta do is 1 more job, and we can finally go to Tahiti. I gave the land back to the bank and we’re going back to camp with Dutch and Micah, YOU JUST GOTTA HAVE FAITH ABIGAIL, FAITH!”
Lol that's stupidly a Dutch thing to do
yup that's pretty much exactly what happened lol
Uncle has the power of LuMbAgO it gives him the ability to roast people with his LuMbAgO eye once the LuMbAgO meter is maxed out you can kill people with words
I just played this mission and it had me dying! Uncle is comedy!!
Shortest mission ever
I love this scene so much!
"i wouldnt ask my worst enemy to take a shit" in damn that was burn
“It just needs a woman’s touch”
“…it needs levelin”
I wouldn’t ask my worst enemy to take a shit in😂😂😂😂😂💔
"Whip him if you have to" 😂😂
I wish I had an uncle like Uncle.
It a very serious condition John
0:45 I lost it here 😂😂
This part low key killed me bruh😂💀
Who else came here after watching the Lego version? 💀
1:19 I wonder when they were shooting the motion capture did Uncle’s actor nearly trip over and decided to leave it in
Uncle kept that roast in the oven til the absolute second it was ready
I love Uncle in this scene! 😂
He's not lazy... he just don't like working. That different. XD
1:09 Imagine this was in present day and John said that 😂💀
“i wouldn’t let my worst enemy in take a shit in” 😂😂😂😂
My favorite part is 0:44
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
That’s just his Lumbago kicking in
Tore into him for almost a whole minute without so much as a break
i could not stop laughing on the part where he go
i’ve had better nightmares than this dream
oh darling abigail i’ve changed come live with me in a outhouse i wouldn’t ask my worst enemy to take a shit in
1:20 Wonder if that was supposed to happen or if the actor slipped 😂
What do you mean? I dont notice anything.
Oh, he literally slips. I was thinking you mean audio
Holy shit, I never once noticed that.
Looked so fuckin' real it didn't even seem out of place.
Think it's a mistake.. the *LUMBAGO* would've kicked in u know.. it's pretty serious
Uncle is a real person the LuMbAgO kicked in right there
it would be a lot better if arthur was there
Stop making me so sad :(
Too soon
I am here boah
Oh How we can dream I can only imagine the jokes arthur would say to John lol
@@arthurmorgan7770 you alright there pretty boah
'Oh darling Abigail! I've changed!' Dunno why but the way he said that made me lol 😆 😂
Uncle is the truest example of a royal jester. Tells the objective truth to the authority (things that nobody has the balls to tell to the king). He might appear as a fool but he’s actually intelligent.
Reminds me of Posca from Rome HBO.
I was not prepared for this when I heard it to be perfectly honest
Their relationship was getting closer to how it was in rdr: John being moody and bitching at uncle to help out, uncle also getting grumpier with a sharper tongue than he had in 1899.
Without uncle they wont have a house.. Damn fools
Aren't you supposed to be a corpse?
Shut up Mohamed.
I like John’s reaction to that 😂😂😂
I love this. Uncle roasted John so hard, he couldn't even retort, all John could do was to do what Uncle said.
Uncles roast game is on point
Uncle had zero chill witch John and I loved every second of it
This has to be one of my favorite scenes in RDR, it's so funny
When that lumbago kicks in.
1:19 We almost lost Uncle there with that trip. If he fell, then the lumbago would surely had a strong hold on him.
I like to think Uncle is actually very hard working, he only appears lazy to John because John is seeing Uncle taking his break and is never around to see Uncle working hard
He was roasting John but also giving him motivation to be better and not to settle for less.
"No wonder she left you" xD
I could never get the gold medal for this mission
I can’t believe for John, Abigail would be happy live in this outhouse 💀
Without Uncle realisation. John would have lived in that outhouse lol
As funny as Uncle is in this scene he's got a damn good point. Abigail would never have lived in that damn shitshack not for one second and John should've known that.
Anyone who says they wouldn’t want Uncle in their camp would live a lot of boring nights, Uncle is essentially your entertainment, there are no TV’s or Radios, but you damn well know Uncle had a story to tell every single night! You’d never go bored!
"John Marston's aura left the chat"
I love how John just keeps drinking as uncle roasts him
Uncle: literally destroys the house with words
John: What you trying to say?
Why didn't you Invite me Johnny boy ?!
Cuz your a rat Micah
You screwed us over
I smell yellah liver...
Is it just me or when John gets a beard he looks like Arthur
0:51 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't get the low honor wine boom out of my head when uncle roasts john
Instead of uncle saying"whine, whine, whine" I just hear waluigi xD wah wah wah xD
Uncle didn't skip a beat! Everything he said wasn't wrong!
Lumbago😭😭
gum lips
Been there and done that. The only difference is I was under it when it fell. I'm serious. A barn really fell on me. I've got the broken back to prove it.
Watch at 1.5x speed, you won’t be disappointed.
0:26 Uncle should’ve survived..
Missed opportunity
“We lived in tents so long how is this not an upgrade?”
“Because atleast we wouldn’t have gotten tetanus!”
Trying to find motivation for cleaning house, just listen Uncle roasting your apartment
*L U M B A G O*
Either you got a lazy eye or lumbago which is it boah?
Arthur Morgan ain’t got no lazy eye nor do I have long to live with *LUMBAGO*
Who the hell are you?
@@arthurmorgan9217 I believe are just a corpse, so who the hell are you?
Rockstar made this an unskippable cutscene meaning they wanted you to sit there and take and not do anything about it
Top 10 words before disaster:
"Place just needs leveling."