babe, wake up. colleen ballinger's being a weirdo again.

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025
  • crying about meet and greets?
    still trying to make miranda sings humor funny?
    making the audience of children pay for your mediocre content?
    in THIS economy?!
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  • @fatsajak
    @fatsajak  3 дня назад +161

    sorry to be the bearer of misinformation, but apparently the audio of the podcast with colleen and rachel is offered for free - the video version is behind a paywall on their patreon… which is almost weirder to me and begs the question WHY?
    also why? and real quick - why????
    especially because after reading the descriptions it seems that every episode is full of TMI and sexual TMI stories. clearly we’ve still learned nothing.

    • @macseth
      @macseth 2 дня назад +4

      It’s TMI stories about them going on dates with people who ended up being creeps or weird stories about having to poop in the woods. Are y’all’s arms getting tired of stretching???

    • @lindamarricfilmcritic
      @lindamarricfilmcritic День назад +1

      Who gives a shit? She’s an adult making content for adults. She can be tmi if she wants to be. Grow up!

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA День назад

      Congratulations on this, your most viewed video since your previous Colleen videos.

    • @bosquetblues7919
      @bosquetblues7919 16 часов назад

      @@fatsajak I of course don’t know why *they* do it, but it’s a very common way for creators to use the Patreon. They offer *some* content for free, and the rest behind paywall. Actually quite often the free content on Patreon is more limited than in this case.
      It all seems very logical and common nowadays, I really don’t see anything particular here.
      Why should they put full content on Patreon for free without any revenue from it (as there are no ads like there would be on RUclips). But to avoid completely excluding followers who can’t or don’t want to pay, some content stays accessible to them, meanwhile the creators still do get some revenue.

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 13 часов назад

      You’re the bearer of commentary sharp humour. You are a blessing upon this cursed earth.

  • @Ilovedotty
    @Ilovedotty 3 дня назад +584

    I use to like Colleen before everything really got exposed about her, but even before I stopped liking her, I realized she seeks waaaay too much emotional validation from her audience. It's unfair to her audience because it makes them feel like they have to constantly uplift her because she's always crying.

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +69

      yes! same!

    • @sarahtrue98
      @sarahtrue98 3 дня назад +44

      me too 100%. i noticed how often she just talked down on herself and looked to comments for validation. it got exhausting for me as a viewer so i stopped watching

    • @Plutonium.2
      @Plutonium.2 3 дня назад

      @@sarahtrue98I never had anything to do with her but that does seem right. She did seem to leave a long line of extremely upset kids behind her

    • @megsmcra7x
      @megsmcra7x 3 дня назад +13

      I used to watch her and the fact that none of the accusations were surprising to me speaks volumes. It's sad that I didn't really doubt she could be capable of those things.

    • @amysuuueev1685
      @amysuuueev1685 3 дня назад +13

      Yeah, Trisha Paytas used to do this too. I mean, she still might?! I haven’t watched her in years.

  • @BusyBeeStitchery
    @BusyBeeStitchery 3 дня назад +282

    I hate hate hate when she acts disgusted by her crying or cringy behavior and randomly says “ew”.
    “Omg why am I crying? Ew” she sounds like a middle schooler.

    • @unfollowtheinstructions6360
      @unfollowtheinstructions6360 3 дня назад +27

      That's her maturity level

    • @spicyautist
      @spicyautist 2 дня назад +20

      Yeah it rings hollow - if it’s so flipping mortifying then why does she keep the tears and martyr sessions in her vlogs?

    • @Jimmiwashere
      @Jimmiwashere 2 дня назад +18

      Like... She could literally not upload it lol. But I do think she's in arrested development at middle school age... Look at what she's famous for. It's not her Broadway career.

    • @goldfishwishes
      @goldfishwishes День назад +1

      God, dont say middle schooler around her. We know how much she likes them.

  • @ihatemickiegee
    @ihatemickiegee 2 дня назад +108

    she thinks her meet and greets are people’s core memories. that’s all i needed to hear to know how she sees herself lol

  • @ninskdesign
    @ninskdesign 3 дня назад +250

    She has kids and the ‘best moments of her life’ were at meet & greets? I’m sure her husband appreciates that sentiment too lol! What a wild thing to think… then admit, out loud… to a camera.

    • @maxssister1985
      @maxssister1985 2 дня назад +26

      Narcissists be narcissisting 😭

    • @normalizenatalie
      @normalizenatalie 2 дня назад +2

      @@taylor3033 the original comment doesn't even say that bestie...

    • @cthululuu
      @cthululuu 2 дня назад +14

      By all means I am not a Colleen ballinger fan at ALL but I think it’s fine for mothers to separate their lives from their children a little bit. I don’t think that people have to forget about all the fun things they’ve done in life as soon as they have children and I also don’t think that children will replace all the things a mother will get to experience in life that doesn’t involve the children. Idk, I don’t think it’s fine to assume that once you become a mom you have to always say that your children are the best thing ever and make it your entire personality. I’m not even trying to sound mean or start anything but I just don’t think it’s fair to say that her entire life before her children should be insignificant now

    • @denisehagwood4542
      @denisehagwood4542 2 дня назад +3

      ​@@cthululuu Agreed 100%

    • @denisehagwood4542
      @denisehagwood4542 2 дня назад +2

      ​@@maxssister1985 armchair doctors be armchair doctoring 😭

  • @positivevibesveda
    @positivevibesveda 3 дня назад +238

    If reading comments means less from behind a screen for her, that explains why she doesn’t think she did anything wrong by texting minors.

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +36

      BINGO!

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 3 дня назад

      Why don't you go to Washington and actually create a law that states an adult cannot text a teenager. If it bothers you so much.

    • @ShuffleHopStep
      @ShuffleHopStep 3 дня назад +39

      @@CraiginOhioUSA wow, someone got REAL defensive about texting minors REAL fast

    • @user-mv5zt8qd9l
      @user-mv5zt8qd9l 3 дня назад +23

      ​@ShuffleHopStep Even worse - they've been crapping out the same nonarguments defending Colleen even when this kicked off last year.
      I think someone needs to check Craig's hard drive.

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 3 дня назад

      @user-mv5zt8qd9l Look at your method, here.

  • @vapiddreamscape
    @vapiddreamscape 3 дня назад +202

    the music in the bg had me GROOVIN sajak

    • @baddie1shoe
      @baddie1shoe 3 дня назад +7

      I thought that was the soundtrack of life for a moment.

    • @leishathanthou9161
      @leishathanthou9161 3 дня назад +5

      💃💃💃💃💃💃

    • @LolotheVirgo
      @LolotheVirgo 2 дня назад

      Saaaaame 😂

    • @kazza6078
      @kazza6078 2 дня назад +1

      Literally doing a lil salsa while watching

    • @LeagleBeagle314
      @LeagleBeagle314 2 дня назад

      I’m not mad at it. Upbeat but relaxing at the same time, if that even makes sense?

  • @pierrotcrow
    @pierrotcrow 3 дня назад +151

    The thing about Colleen is that she spent years appealing to a demographic that is primed to be naively and fanatically loyal and trusting, heaping uncomplicated praise upon her and defending her fiercely. She created an environment where she was the center of the universe for a community of very young people who kept her insulated from any real consequences for her career. She doesn't seem to grasp the fact that this isn't just some little mistake that you can apologize for and bounce back from, and it's clear she's never really had to sit down and think about how her behavior impacts other people before. she's been on youtube for so long that she doesn't seem to understand that she's not entitled to a platform or a fandom or any of that. The fact that she's still attempting to even be a youtube personality, let alone openly lamenting that she misses having personal access to her young fans is evidence of how out of touch with reality she is.

    • @JasperSanborn-xz9rv
      @JasperSanborn-xz9rv 3 дня назад +16

      you have perfectly captured this wow

    • @TK-ib7rm
      @TK-ib7rm 2 дня назад

      @@JasperSanborn-xz9rv ditto!

    • @luv8896
      @luv8896 23 часа назад

      i wish Colleen had to sit down and read this over n over for hours every night, but even then, i think she would still be creepy

  • @rachelgilbert708
    @rachelgilbert708 3 дня назад +62

    The background music truly is the rug that ties the room together. A+

  • @kwiah_rose6752
    @kwiah_rose6752 3 дня назад +60

    This is my first impression of you and I have to say I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks LMAO TY FOR THIS

    • @kaylakthulhu8623
      @kaylakthulhu8623 3 дня назад

      Whenever I play a fat Sajak video my boyfriend gets so happy because her videos are peak comedy

    • @emilywaclawski3028
      @emilywaclawski3028 3 дня назад +8

      I recommend watching Sajak’s reaction to the Teen Mom Family Vacation or Bootcamp or whatever the hell it is. There are so many laugh out loud moments in that video. Actually probably gonna do a rewatch after this! 😂❤

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes День назад +2

      @@emilywaclawski3028also adding to this, the video of her and her mom watching a Shane video is hilarious

  • @skyskyzane4802
    @skyskyzane4802 3 дня назад +60

    "I'd rather pay for a prostrate exam...not mine but someone else's" 🤣

    • @smhivehadenough
      @smhivehadenough 3 дня назад +9

      loving Sajak spreading that holiday cheer

  • @manderly33
    @manderly33 3 дня назад +83

    Was I gently salsa-ing around, brushing my teeth, while watching this? Yes I was.
    I appreciate your sound mixing too! It was sassy but not distracting.

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +5

      lmao thank you!

    • @vapiddreamscape
      @vapiddreamscape 3 дня назад

      @@manderly33 glad to know I wasn't the only one. i did a little salsa in the grocery store

  • @dangerxbadger2300
    @dangerxbadger2300 2 дня назад +43

    Imagine crying, in your gorgeous multi-million dollar house containing your 3 beautiful, healthy kids, a successful and supportive and loving husband, on literally Christmas Eve, the night before you get to witness the unbound joy of those 3 kids and husband you have lavished gifts onto and vice versa, the time when we are supposed to be surrounded by the love of those closest to us, about how you don't have children who are strangers to you heaping adoration and praise onto you in the exact way and fashion that you would prefer.
    There are no words for this level of unawareness, ingratitude and insecurity. She absolutely disgusts me.

    • @Froggele
      @Froggele День назад +1

      I‘m not completely on board with that. Yes, I agree that far too many people are so unaware of the immense privilege and luck that they have in life. But at the same time depression exists and many people who suffer from it might have a good life and many things to be grateful for and they still feel a lot of sadness. Depression is often not caused by exterior circumstances. I don’t like Colleen and obviously don’t agree with her behavior but she’s still a human being who‘s allowed to feel what she feels. To cry about missing meet and greets is obviously pretty narcissistic and definitely not relatable to 99% of people but we still shouldn’t assume that someone is not entitled to sadness.

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 День назад +3

      @@Froggele I was literally referring only to colleen, I was being hyperbolic, I understand that depression exists and I myself suffer from it, there is nothing wrong with people feeling how they feel because we can't help our feelings, but what we can help is spewing them on the Internet to get anyone and everyone to feel sorry for us, especially when those feelings are about the lack of attention from children when we were canceled for being weird with kids. I'm sorry that you took that from my comment, but that isn't at all what I intended, I was speaking specifically about Colleen and I thought that was pretty obvious. Nowhere did I say or even imply anyone is not entitled to sadness. Ffs

    • @Froggele
      @Froggele День назад

      @ Why so angry? I didn‘t insult you or talked down to you. I said what I agreed with in your comment and what not so much or where I wanted to add something. Which is what’s the comment section is for, right? I‘ve read your comment again and it just comes across to me like listing things that should guarantee that a person is happy. I just wanted to add my 2 cents and say that many people are not happy despite having a lot. Maybe it’s not even despite it but because of it as it seems to me that privileged and wealthy people seem to be more and more unhappy these days. If you have depression yourself, you know that a person’s mental state can sometimes be totally misaligned with all the things they should be grateful for. I obviously agreed with you on the Colleen-specific things and I voiced it in my first comment too. It’s truly out of touch and narcissistic to cry about missing it when kids and children used to worship you on Chistmas eve when you have 3 young, healthy children for whom you are probably the world. I get all of that. Just maybe think about catching yourself when you think that someone else should be happy because they have x, y and z next time - especially when that person is basically a stranger. Just a thought.

  • @manyyoumas
    @manyyoumas 3 дня назад +106

    I just took the longest nap ever but somehow my body knew to wake up in time for this

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +24

      we’re connected spiritually

    • @keykennedy59
      @keykennedy59 3 дня назад +19

      It’s because sajak said BABE WAKE UP she literally summoned you out of ur slumber

  • @Mands244
    @Mands244 3 дня назад +21

    People like Colleen are why i tell my children that attention seeking is a huge red flag and to stay away from attention seeking people because some will do literally anything for that fuel

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 3 дня назад

      Yes. Adam McIntyre is a perfect example. He will do anything, truly anything, to seek attention. Two two most wicked humans on the planet in 2024 were Donald Trump and Adam McIntyre.

    • @user-mv5zt8qd9l
      @user-mv5zt8qd9l 2 дня назад

      ​@@CraiginOhioUSA Is that why he barely even brings this up anymore, now that he got his vindication? You're delusional.

  • @kingintern7566
    @kingintern7566 3 дня назад +70

    I dont envy anyone in Colleen's personal life thats for sure

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +11

      amen

    • @kashefajaved6394
      @kashefajaved6394 3 дня назад +8

      i'm worried for her kids tho ☹️

    • @Dave102693
      @Dave102693 3 дня назад +8

      All of them are weird, including James Charles, her sister , pdf brother and Jojo Siwa.

    • @user-mv5zt8qd9l
      @user-mv5zt8qd9l 3 дня назад +1

      ​@@Dave102693 "Weird" is a *very* gentle way of putting it

  • @amysuuueev1685
    @amysuuueev1685 3 дня назад +31

    Your eye colour is popping!!! Love the eye makeup! You look gorgeous darling!

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +4

      thank you! ❤️

  • @boodaddie
    @boodaddie 3 дня назад +23

    I love this video style that has less editing cuts when you're speaking. You're hella funny and your natural cadence only adds to your narural charm and humor!

  • @taylorsmith8460
    @taylorsmith8460 3 дня назад +58

    Yeah she really could’ve at least lied and said she missed it because she loves hearing her fans’ stories or something damn

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +21

      lmao right?????? what a bizarre thing to say!

    • @baddie1shoe
      @baddie1shoe 3 дня назад +3

      👀

  • @CarmCoffey_11
    @CarmCoffey_11 3 дня назад +51

    Who in their right mind would pay for Colleen Ballinger and her weird sister talking about nonsense? The train wreck podcast with her husband where everyone realized that they don't like each other was enough! Do they really think they're funny?

    • @Appl3headbambi
      @Appl3headbambi 3 дня назад +7

      Weirdos would. Unfortunately they haven’t developed common sense yet

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 3 дня назад

      Are we any better to watch Fat Sajak in makeup , bashing an innocent woman? Do we watch just cause it's free?

    • @user-mv5zt8qd9l
      @user-mv5zt8qd9l 3 дня назад +4

      ​​@@CraiginOhioUSA Colleen is not innocent. People don't get run off the Internet for nothing.

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 3 дня назад

      @user-mv5zt8qd9l Yes, they do. The same way they burned witches. The same mentality exists. You are living proof. May I ask - can your background be traced to Salem?

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 3 дня назад

      @@user-mv5zt8qd9l What does legal innocence have to do with online gossips? Even if every person on RUclips has something negative to say about Colleen, it would not change her legal status. Do you seriously not understand the difference between gossip and reality?

  • @tyaherndon9840
    @tyaherndon9840 3 дня назад +27

    Colleen is isn’t self aware like AT ALL!! She’s almost 40! And her team isn’t helping by filtering the comments and blocking her from the truth! Her “comedy” is played out and weird, The Miranda character is weird and corny. She’s needs ppl around her to tell her the truth. Her presence online is very cringy now. She’s crying about that meet and greets because she’s jealous of Trisha’s recent success. She needs serious help and I feel like no in her corner is actually trying to help , they’re just telling her to keep doing what makes her happy instead of the truth. She’s needs to come out with a real genuine apology to everyone and dead the whole Miranda bit.

    • @sunny-gt7qw
      @sunny-gt7qw 2 дня назад

      I agree but she’s also a grown woman who makes her own decisions. She’s not delusional or in need of adult supervision. she is a terrible person that preys on minors and this is just her way of having access to them still. I don’t believe that she doesn’t understand what she’s doing to any extent. She absolutely knows and that’s how she was so successful at grooming multiple children. It’s so sad that she pretty much got away with it. But I do agree with everything that you said.

  • @bbmolnar
    @bbmolnar 3 дня назад +41

    As always, I just agree with this. All of it. So excited you're on an upload streak while I recover from surgery. This and daily ice cream is all I look forward to right now.
    Also, please don't "improve" your content, lol. It's great like this.

    • @airypersiflage
      @airypersiflage 3 дня назад

      Hope you heal well! Ice cream and Sajak ftw

  • @444anglee
    @444anglee 3 дня назад +75

    Screeching at the police sirens

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +8

      🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

  • @rosierangerblargh
    @rosierangerblargh 3 дня назад +20

    I mean this in the kindest way possible, but I don't ever want to meet RUclips commenters face to face, lol. I cannot imagine actually wanting to talk to people who leave comments. I've read comments. I leave them. They're not always winners. 😂

    • @Dave102693
      @Dave102693 3 дня назад +1

      Ikr? Not worth it

    • @amyb7823
      @amyb7823 2 дня назад

      Some ppl make A LOT of money from their following and it's a way to give back to that community I guess? Even tho these meet and greets cost money I'm sure 😂. But I do understand not wanting to go meet any RUclipsrs yourself or pay money to at least, I personally wouldn't either.

  • @ladykimber9mm
    @ladykimber9mm 3 дня назад +7

    I don't know why anyone ever thought Colleen was funny she always gave me the absolute creeps. Legitimately, I had someone ask me to go to one of her shows years and years ago and I said "no there is something about her that terrified me". I'm glad I followed my instincts. I don't understand why more people didnt feel that ick factor about her, I never understood the reasoning as to why anyone was drawn into her material.

  • @kathrynbickel2004
    @kathrynbickel2004 3 дня назад +12

    THAT'S WHY SHE IS CRYING ON CHRISTMAS EVE EVE????

  • @frankensteinlives
    @frankensteinlives 3 дня назад +6

    Someone with her history crying over not having the same level of access to minors is not great, to say the least

  • @mcdonols
    @mcdonols 2 дня назад +12

    Im here for the O’Reilly’s Auto Parts jingle

  • @ShilohSue
    @ShilohSue 3 дня назад +10

    When I was in high school my band director would get frustrated when someone would make a repeated mistake either in the music or like forgetting a pencil for class (that was me lol) and he always said “either you don’t know or you don’t care….which is it?” It really changed my perspective as a HS freshman. I think abt that OFTEN now as I coach high school color guard when it comes to teachability of my students and I ask them the same question so they can start asking questions to get better. It’s clear that it’s not that she doesn’t know. Adam has been telling her for YEARS now and so has the rest of the internet. She truly does not care.

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 3 дня назад

      Adam has been lying about this, for years, instead of getting a job.

    • @user-mv5zt8qd9l
      @user-mv5zt8qd9l 2 дня назад

      ​@@CraiginOhioUSA Still waiting for that exposé...

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 2 дня назад

      ​@@CraiginOhioUSAsweet pea I don't know if you are new to the internet, but being a RUclipsr is actually a job. You're just mad because he's more successful than your fallen idol. 😂 cry me a river

    • @bluebird_618
      @bluebird_618 День назад

      ⁠@@CraiginOhioUSA Honey we all know who’s been lying. You also clearly don’t care about the truth, as you’ve been commenting this nonsense on nearly every video criticizing and calling Colleen out. Please get a life ❤

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA День назад

      @@bluebird_618 I find it very interesting to be one of the very few voices calling out an injustice to an innocent woman.
      Have you ever seen the classic film "12 Angry Men"? One lone juror saved an innocent man, the rest of the jury were sure he was guilty.

  • @pushindaisies5327
    @pushindaisies5327 3 дня назад +20

    I'm new to your channel (2 months). I subscribed while watching that first video as I aspire to your sharp wit and deadpan sense of humour.

  • @justingraves8649
    @justingraves8649 3 дня назад +22

    Thanos: Rock collecting is my thing. (snaps fingers)

  • @jade_maus_
    @jade_maus_ 3 дня назад +12

    I forget and remember you’re in Colorado every video until you mention the weather and I’m like omfg same

  • @creepycrawlie
    @creepycrawlie 3 дня назад +81

    her ana face is CRAAAAZY i wonder if she’ll ever acknowledge that

    • @positivevibesveda
      @positivevibesveda 3 дня назад +17

      Ohh I was wondering why her eyes looked so much larger than I remembered

    • @lydiaj7492
      @lydiaj7492 3 дня назад +2

      Yep, she's got those distinctive bracket lines around her mouth

    • @kirbysthiccthighs
      @kirbysthiccthighs 3 дня назад

      LMFAO i hate that i understood this immediately😭😭 but yeah it’s actually crazy. me and my friends noticed it IMMEDIATELY in her “apology” ukulele video (all of us are in recovery)

    • @0KellieCollins0
      @0KellieCollins0 3 дня назад

      What’s that?

    • @LootNofaceNocase
      @LootNofaceNocase 3 дня назад +7

      well, the filters she uses are insane, too! it smoothes her face a lot and I imagine makes her features exaggerated. She is so obviously uncomfortable with herself. I don't think the internet has seen a real, unedited depiction of her in years.

  • @lyndseytune6716
    @lyndseytune6716 3 дня назад +11

    I’m from Michigan and I’m not into sports but can she please take off the lions sweatshirt Omg the lions don’t deserve this mess

    • @biganimefan2297
      @biganimefan2297 День назад +3

      I agree. I'm from Michigan too and I'm also not into sports. But she's embarrassing our state by wearing that Detroit Lions shirt. She needs to take it off

    • @lyndseytune6716
      @lyndseytune6716 14 часов назад

      @ ugh thank you you get it

    • @lyndseytune6716
      @lyndseytune6716 13 часов назад

      @ if they don’t go to the Super Bowl I am fully and 100% blaming her

  • @SaltyMsMorton
    @SaltyMsMorton 3 дня назад +19

    Woof I thought the thumbnail was Doormat Mom. So excited for this!

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +15

      oh i’ve been so tempted to make a video about doormat mom

    • @witchwhisperss
      @witchwhisperss День назад +1

      @@fatsajak you absolutely should, id watch that!

  • @jesslaw49
    @jesslaw49 3 дня назад +11

    Sajak, thank you so much for bringing me so many laughs this year, because it has been a ROUGH one. I hope you have an amazing new year♥️♥️♥️

  • @bluerocker3338
    @bluerocker3338 День назад +2

    Never been here before and the intro 1000% got me hooked xD

  • @LeagleBeagle314
    @LeagleBeagle314 2 дня назад +7

    0:37 it’s the holidays for Christ’s sake 😂

  • @fakelilpeep
    @fakelilpeep День назад +3

    Just got you on my recommended and the title made me laugh out loud, you're very funny and well spoken I'm proud to be a new subscriber keep it up girl

  • @abbymoski
    @abbymoski 18 часов назад +3

    6:24 not her pronouncing "moments" as MOM-ments.........

  • @phailures
    @phailures 3 дня назад +5

    6:03
    1. hasn’t she made a weepy video about this before? Or does she just always say this in any video I hear about.
    2. I have not heard this song/audio clip (the sad piano) in YEARS this brings me back to 2010 RUclips

    • @phailures
      @phailures 3 дня назад

      8:12 this is what it was, yeah!

    • @skittlespud01
      @skittlespud01 9 часов назад +1

      @@phailures 1. She talks about it and sobs about it constantly

  • @anceamarilla3594
    @anceamarilla3594 3 дня назад +19

    I'm dying with the music😂

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +8

      lmao i’m glad it translated cause i was gigglin editing it

  • @cleleoleo
    @cleleoleo День назад +2

    i’m literally chachaing over here this is my JAM

  • @baddie1shoe
    @baddie1shoe 3 дня назад +8

    Who is even still watching her?

  • @frostykzink
    @frostykzink 3 дня назад +10

    ngl the soundtrack made an already good video AMAZING

  • @NebulousNector
    @NebulousNector День назад +2

    This feels like a lost ep of the office. The not looking at us, the comedic timing of the cuts. This is great!

  • @emilywaclawski3028
    @emilywaclawski3028 3 дня назад +9

    This is probably the cutest countdown ever

  • @Error404Pod
    @Error404Pod 2 дня назад +8

    What seems really tone deaf is the amount of schools inviting her to present in front of students roughly the same age as Adam McIntyre. In my opinion she shouldn’t be around children post everything coming out about her. I understand she might be on the spectrum based on what I’ve observed through her content BUT how she handles composing herself around children outside of her shows/content is what’s very telling about her inner intentions/insecurities and it just feels icky to me as someone who’s taught littles, worked with people of all ages with disabilities, been in the medical field for a few years now, etc.

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 2 дня назад +1

      Nothing "came out" about her, other than accusations that were completely unfounded. Are you suggesting Colleen have restricted freedoms and an increased level of surveillance, because people spread fake rumors about her?
      Put yourself in her place. Imagine someone accused you of breaking laws, when you hadn't done so. Should you be restricted from your normal activities?

    • @user-mv5zt8qd9l
      @user-mv5zt8qd9l 2 дня назад

      ​​@@CraiginOhioUSA Accusations that Colleen literally confirmed by admitting that she did, in fact, set up inappropriate chats to interact with fans. You're a liar.

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 2 дня назад +1

      You seem very bent on causing further damage to the reputation of this innocent woman.

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 2 дня назад +1

      "set up an inappropriate chat"....what does that even mean? There was a chat room for fans. If there were teenage fans there, It is always, "always" the parent's responsibility to monitor what their children do. An entertainer setting up a fan chat room is not to blame. How would you possibly think Colleen could have monitored what people were in the chat room?

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 2 дня назад

      ​@@CraiginOhioUSAyou can keep liking your own comments, it doesn't make them any more true or make you look any less unhinged lmao

  • @celv8885
    @celv8885 2 дня назад +2

    Off-topic but the pure realness and awkwardness in your videos are so funny and I love it

  • @jsevestjanova
    @jsevestjanova 3 дня назад +12

    Not the police sirens!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jenncha1477
    @jenncha1477 2 дня назад +2

    Kids go from wanting Hot Wheels to shotguns... 🤣😂🤣😂💀💀

  • @annemargaretalmirall8910
    @annemargaretalmirall8910 3 дня назад +3

    You are a breath of fresh funny air. It's a pleasure to have found your content.

  • @maytay_woo
    @maytay_woo 2 дня назад +1

    Omg I’ve never seen you before but within the first two lines, I was hooked. New fave: unlocked

  • @katielaforest3400
    @katielaforest3400 2 дня назад +4

    Girllllll I’m a longtime fan of yours and I have to say, sometimes the comments section is just as entertaining as the video. And by entertaining, this time, I mean terrifying. Whose f’in flying monkeys are gonna approach next time? Stay tuned!

  • @Efelfrith
    @Efelfrith 2 дня назад +5

    Oh, she’s still around?? I thought she said we all “tied her to the tracks” etc etc and blah blah cancel culture…
    Huh. I guess cancellations are just a narcissistic martyrdom wet dream after all. In other news, grass is green.
    At least I’m ha-a-ving fun 🥺🙃

  • @girlypanache7095
    @girlypanache7095 3 дня назад +7

    In love with this countdown...

  • @comrade_kittygirl
    @comrade_kittygirl 3 дня назад +9

    the graphics are adorable

  • @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs
    @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs 2 дня назад +7

    2:29 the spicy music is sending me 🤣👏👏👏💃

  • @laurengibbs6940
    @laurengibbs6940 3 дня назад +11

    I believe it started off where Colleen knew what she did was wrong and didn’t care, but she most likely convinced herself overtime that she didn’t do anything wrong to a point where she’s probably under the delusion that she’s actually innocent and everyone who has ever called her out is just being a hater.

  • @TheBriar_123
    @TheBriar_123 3 дня назад +9

    What is Colleen doing now?

    • @jnoelleart
      @jnoelleart 3 дня назад +2

      still crying on camera and tumbling rocks probably

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +9

      the usual nonsense

  • @gh0stcup
    @gh0stcup 3 дня назад +4

    I love this Dan and Phil ass background music

  • @bjpuck
    @bjpuck 3 дня назад +4

    “Id rather pay for a prostate exam…” 😂😂

  • @jaxentheman3546
    @jaxentheman3546 3 дня назад +6

    I love your content! I would love to hear you talk more positively about it and yourself, I think you're doing great!!

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +2

      i suffer from some pretty debilitating impostor syndrome

  • @Longhornchic
    @Longhornchic 15 часов назад +1

    I’m a Adam McIntyre mucker so any chance to see Colleen feel sorry for herself is a gift in and of itself

  • @bunniesisland
    @bunniesisland 2 дня назад +2

    One of the worst parts of her sob story is that SHE HAS HER OWN KIDS. All thay talk about "creating" core memories and laughing together etc... that's all stuff she could do with HER kids! 🥴

  • @Scrabbledat
    @Scrabbledat 2 дня назад +2

    “Nolite te bastardes carborundorum” - Margaret Atwood 😆

  • @bosquetblues7919
    @bosquetblues7919 3 дня назад +2

    About the 2nd part of the video - the podcast on the Patreon is not behind a paywall. The audio is free for all. The video is for paid members, and some small snippets of content around the podcast as well. Just like for many other Patreon memberships.

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +1

      oh duly noted. thank you for the correction.

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 3 дня назад

      ​@@fatsajakYou didn't check this information before making a video about it? How often does this happen? Please tell me you didn't just watch RadiantBritt as if she was a news reporter. Has it come to that?

    • @user-mv5zt8qd9l
      @user-mv5zt8qd9l 2 дня назад

      ​@@CraiginOhioUSA Says the person blindly believing anything they want to support Colleen in spite of having the evidence spelled out for them over and over and over again.

  • @TheNoodles341
    @TheNoodles341 3 дня назад +2

    RUclips finally did me a solid and recommended a channel I will (and have) actually enjoy. Fab video lass, gained a new sub 🥰

  • @stephss
    @stephss 17 часов назад +1

    Happy New Year!! You are a joy, for real. Thank you for your time and labour, and hope you are getting to enjoy some of the holiday season (I'm calling you a workaholic.) 2025 will be a ride!!

  • @HayleySulfridge
    @HayleySulfridge 2 дня назад +4

    Please Dawn, not on Christmas 🎄

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  2 дня назад +2

      lmaoo i love a comment i can hear

    • @HayleySulfridge
      @HayleySulfridge 2 дня назад +1

      @@fatsajak😂😂

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 2 дня назад

      ​@@fatsajakAt last...one thing to agree on. But how come you don't find John Waters films inappropriate? Dawn Davenport and daughter Taffy- that doesn't bug you...but Miranda Sings does? Please donate your brain for scientific study. 🎉

  • @TurnthePaige-j4s
    @TurnthePaige-j4s 3 дня назад +3

    I was listening to this while driving home and the police sirens scared the fuck out of me

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +3

      oh noooooo i’m sorry lol

  • @U5hry
    @U5hry 3 дня назад +2

    babe, thank you for waking me up.

  • @Aggressive_Progressive
    @Aggressive_Progressive 3 дня назад +8

    Autoparts~✨

  • @RoseTinkess-t2w
    @RoseTinkess-t2w День назад +1

    The music in the background keeps distracting me and I feel like it's triggering my adhd

  • @annagraciefacie
    @annagraciefacie 2 дня назад +1

    1. She doesn't know
    2. She doesn't care
    3. She can't help it

  • @shannadehning9464
    @shannadehning9464 2 дня назад +2

    a league of their own reference, charm, poise, being a hater with me. you're everything

    • @amyb7823
      @amyb7823 2 дня назад +1

      Yep, I knew the line right away too, 90s kid 🤷🏼‍♀️ 😂

  • @michaelkeller5555
    @michaelkeller5555 2 дня назад +2

    5:55 and they go from telling you what they want to being able to write a list......

  • @JaimeBush1
    @JaimeBush1 3 дня назад +3

    salsa is perfection ahaha. dude, colleen is so beyond. not to arm chair here, but she has such a specific personality problem about her....i'll leave it at that..
    i watched some of her vlogs when she started having children back in the day from time to time when i could tolerate the oversharing, but never understood why she was hailed as this brilliant comedian. i figured the comedy must appeal to a much younger audience, and boy was i sadly proven right. it's the same tired, regurgitated bit that was never funny. she doesn't see and will never see her wrongdoings. Colleen is just as infuriating, in some ways more in fact, as GH. (dont fret, i used her initals and will only say it once).
    hope you have a happy and safe new years, sajak. so happy to see all the evolution of your content this past year, and can't wait to see what you have in store for next year. i am certain it will be fantastic. two very enthusiastic thumbs up, my friend. 💜🩵🩷💖

  • @zaharahi4965
    @zaharahi4965 2 дня назад +1

    No because I’m only 34 seconds in and why do I already love this so much. giggling

  • @Kattatonik7_yt
    @Kattatonik7_yt 2 дня назад +2

    Colleen couldn't have KNOWN.....😂😂😂😂😂
    See kids? That's also fine comedy! 😅

  • @sierraloftus2557
    @sierraloftus2557 5 часов назад

    this is my first time ever watching one of your videos but i just want to say i love how youre speaking about this and you seem a little down on yourself girl youre so pretty and funny and real i will be following and i just enjoyed this video and your chill energy so much love

  • @rosegold-sc6fp
    @rosegold-sc6fp 3 дня назад +4

    Your like to view ration is really high. Hopefully that pushes you more into algorithm because youre fucking hysterical! Let's go!!!

  • @SteveSolo-cy2bo
    @SteveSolo-cy2bo 3 дня назад +3

    There is so much to unpack in this video. Thank you for covering it, FS. What we all need to take from here is the fact that Math is stupid. Never liked them in the first place.

  • @caspiancasey
    @caspiancasey 3 дня назад +5

    I see you beat us to the joke lol

  • @fourever2ne1
    @fourever2ne1 2 дня назад +2

    *sees title* when did she stop?

  • @samanthaM7119
    @samanthaM7119 2 дня назад +6

    I just know Colleen is screaming over the fact Adam is starting a tour of the USA in the new year 🤭

  • @mollythedruid6721
    @mollythedruid6721 2 дня назад +1

    Ok is that music from Tropico 5 playing in the background? I kept thinking I had accidentally left the game open

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  2 дня назад +1

      lol it must be, cause i’ve been getting that a lot. it’s in my collection of stock music.

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 2 дня назад +1

      I'm pretty sure that's the music on the Sex and The City DVDs that plays endlessly while the menu is displayed. If you fall asleep watching, it plays all. Night. Long. Until you wake up screaming and shut it off.

  • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
    @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 3 дня назад +2

    I’m so tired rn I can’t think of anything clever but I have to jangle digital keys at YT’s holy equations so the platform shows me Sajak's content. I sub & bell & engage so hard yet YT plays “hide the good creator work” with Sajak. So I’ll be unoriginal but sincere & just say Happy 2025 everyone! May all Sajak-kind + kin rise + thrive in 25!
    2:06 It’s a nice change from sirens.
    11:28 Oh, never mind.

  • @A-random-seagall
    @A-random-seagall 3 дня назад +2

    I know this is unrelated but I love your voice

  • @mediocremandms
    @mediocremandms 3 дня назад +8

    The soundtrack in the background is very dancing with the stars. I love it

    • @fatsajak
      @fatsajak  3 дня назад +1

      just call me tom bergeron...

  • @EmberPines
    @EmberPines 3 дня назад +2

    NO . WIRE. HANGERS! that's what I heard lol

    • @CraiginOhioUSA
      @CraiginOhioUSA 2 дня назад +1

      Christina Crawford later admitted she had made up a lot of the details in her book, to make the story more dramatic.
      People have a weird tendency to lie for attention.

    • @user-mv5zt8qd9l
      @user-mv5zt8qd9l 2 дня назад

      ​@@CraiginOhioUSA It's you. You're the one who lies for attention.

  • @AngelGenovese
    @AngelGenovese День назад +2

    I almost accidentally disliked your video when you played a clip of Colleen 😂 just hearing her voice gives me that impulse

  • @airypersiflage
    @airypersiflage 3 дня назад +4

    Excuse me you have the prettiest eyes

  • @sarahnoe1588
    @sarahnoe1588 3 дня назад +1

    I LOVE your League of Their Own reference 💘💘💘

  • @soccerchic017
    @soccerchic017 3 дня назад +1

    If it gets windy like that just quietly play The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in the background. It will blend in perfectly!

  • @redbaby814
    @redbaby814 3 дня назад +2

    I stopped watching her awhile back, b/c her shit was honestly boring. I guess I'm happy to hear that I didn't miss anything, lol. She's still crying and talking about rocks. Either way, if she misses those meet 'n greets so much, then she should just organize to hold one...but her problem is that she wants to make money out of the event.

  • @mollylollipops
    @mollylollipops 3 дня назад +3

    I mean that reel she put up was so funny I cannot contain myself actually I might call 911 and be hearing sirens come to my home bc I just cannot stop laughing it was just a real knee slapper🙄😹 all that was sarcastic af hopefully that was picked up. But she's something idk what. Well beside a weirdo. That's all I got. She's a whole weirdo not half not 3 quarters but whole, in my opinion - of course. Hope you're having the best day🍭🩷

  • @CarrieNicole47
    @CarrieNicole47 3 дня назад +1

    I live for a random League of Their Own quote

  • @RR-kz4hq
    @RR-kz4hq 3 дня назад +2

    Mama is this the music from tropico

  • @invisiblue3212
    @invisiblue3212 3 дня назад

    I loooove your choice of background music😊. Its perfect for your content, for some reason.❤