I Built The Stupidest Gun In The World
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
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Im obsessed with this chaotic neutral artificer halfling.
mood
The true hero we deserve.
he's chaotic evil and you can't convince me otherwise
@@lmaotyler5019 he's chaotic stupid
ohmygod I am absolutely going to make him an npc in my next campaign 😂
Michael Reeves: why do I keep getting demonitized
Also Michael Reeves: I built a gun
But get this, its a penis cannon.
And he left an orange dick projectile and broken ceramic where kids were running around
That shoots d i c k s
Demonized
Ah, yes, demonized
Michael has drank so much monster he is gonna have a heart attack before he is 13
Suomi
or he is going to turn into a Kyle
I guess he has another 5 years then
tf, he's only 13? he looks, er, 21
renscy r/woooosh
“What did you learn today?”
Michael: I learned that dongs are extremely aerodynamic”
Charlie White: "First time?"
Ye
He is stupid in a smart way
I mean they kind of are
So *that's* why the starship looks like that.
i just realized that a little kid is going to find your youtube buddy in the grass trying to find his frisbee
Or while trying to stop the bleeding from the broken plate he just fell onto.
@Oscar Hildebrand you got to be shitting me
Erite ZX Lmao.
Oh god it’s a homeless child
It is a football not a Frisbee
People say that Elon Musk is a real life Tony Stark. If that’s the case, then this guy is real life Peter Parker.
Sam lol u not wrong
Sam yh but on like hard crack
in his latest video about the surgery robot when he was testing the motor out and it was going too fast, that's when he reminded me of peter parker
Have you seen Doctor Mike’s reaction to it yet? It’s golden lmfao
underrated comment right here
Wait. They sent you a printer with a European cable...
So you decided that instead of going to BestBuy or whatever to get a plug adapter, you would instead take out your soldering iron and cut the cable off, then get a US cable and solder it on, then duct tape it together?
Quality content, this is why I watch your channel.
The website probably was in the uk
Terrorizer519 519 that’s not the point. The point was he could’ve easily bought an adapter
How about American fucks adopt proper plugs?
Of all the impressive stuff he does, that's the easiest thing. Even i can solder two wires together.
@@Transfixed
But it's even easier to get a $5 adapter at your local tech store or order one off Amazon.
Even I can do that. In fact, I have 2 adapters.
“If I’m elected god emperor of RUclips”
PRAISE GOD EMPEROR MICHAEL REEVES
When's the election?
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
Purging the thots
@@GaiusAcastian damm right
“It shot glass all the way over here” “I had to move because some kids started playing football” I’m scared now
Is that gun legal
lemonheads sour I will make it legal
Ghast
What if you shot it at somebody’s ass? I’m curious and want it to be legal
@@ev.kid_3310 some girls'ass
Ev.Kid_ That one already is legal with consent
The demonization is strong in this one
Shove a Ham Productions this video will probably not get demonetised tbh
Shove a Ham Productions demonetisation**
Rusty Penguin gamer its a year old comment and their is different spelling for that word
Its like colors and colours
I used to think why does he get demonitized
Ive only seen this power once before
*filthy frank flashbacks*
“If pipe weapons from fallout 4 were made by someone with a learning disability” basically sums up his whole channel
XDDDDD
Lol
@JASPER STRENKE no u
I read this at the exact time he said that 😂
GenericUsername I read this as soon as he said it and I got scared.
"Yeah I open carry"
"Oh cool! What cartridge does it shoot?"
"P E N I S"
PEN-15 rounds
Lol
6IN
He is literally Mark Rober, Filthy Frank and a child’s brain combined
true.
Wow I commented something like this and then was scrolling through the comments only to find this
All while on crack
Don't forget the Elon Musk.
Don’t forget the crack
"By being sponsored, I can swear!!" -Michael Reeves in a nutshell.
I think it's funny. I don't know why.
MicrowaveGamer when he shoots the plates it makes it sounds like an m1 grand
@@samo_. yeah lol
I like that despite this, he sticks to calling them youtube buddies
Cocking a gun just got a new meaning.
Lol
Holy moly. I just got shot
Underrated comment
Also brings a new meaning to “shot”
Ikr this guy...
Micheal reeves then: I made an actual gun : )
Micheal now: ha ha taze frends
Are you complaining?
@@coltenrice4907 I don't think so...
Why dont put them together i mean shoot you friends whit tazers
Friends? You mean
Hostages?
@@CT-7731 OH BOI that is a long void
Michael: unnamed carbonated beverage
2 seconds later
PEPSI
IT'S FUCKING BEEPIS
Peepis
Bepis
No worse Pepsi zero
Unoreversecard😂
"IMMA FILL YOU WITH LEAD!!!"
-me, with holstered self defence phallic cannon
"Not if I fill you up first ;)"
Mathew Weakley kinky ;)
;)
Oh, oh no
o3o
fuck this comment
“Daddy, those arent bullets” - little girl in the park
The Most Beautiful Thing You’ve Ever Seen no.
@@nurchonstore2371 yes.
@@diegoalejandromaqueraquisp7955 no
These profile names get crazier and crazier! First, a bit of meme, then some shameless selfpromotion, a JoJo reference, some strange ass name, and last, unpronounceable gibberish.
Draagedeh it’s sir bear the awesome space explorer from what i could understand
Imagine beeing in war and u get killed with THIS type of gun
honorable death tho
@@deletedaccount8836 especially when it's shot by Michael himself
If I had that gun at war I would shoot it up someone's ass
The greatest death
A slow embarrassing death.
Hack smith: Lawful good
William osman: neutral good
Michael Reaves: Chaotic evil
D&D reference?
Colin Furze: Chaotic good
Is that a fucking snowman gangsta pfp
Sirfrostysnow nice terraria pfp
Hes more chaotic neutral tbh
"Science isn't about why! It's about why not!" -Cave Johnson
Cave Johnson has some of the best quotes.
I don't want your damn lemons
*L E M O N S*
It makes me feel tingly when I see a familiar reference
@Ethan Holman portal reference
*Hi I'm Michael, and change fucking terrifies me.*
Welgun: “who are you?”
Micheal’s pp gun: “I’m you, but stupider”
3:37 I 100% disagree, I find the technical aspects of these types of videos very interesting, and the juxtaposition of intelligent design to shit post concepts to be incredibly entertaining.
why is this comment not higher up? you are obviously a rick and morty fan right
Ruined it.
r/iamverysmart
TL;DR My comment deserves nothing, I'm stroking my ego whilst praising the creator, and I still haven't bothered to correct obvious errors. I am also not sure if the Rick and Morty comment was a legitimate question or some heavy sarcasm, so I backed into the corner of making an ass of myself.
@@mrglock568 no u
"I want to die the old fashion way... In the gorilla pit of the Cincinnati zoo" Micheal Reeves.
Evan Morgan well if he really wants that I know a guy he should hit me up whenever
@@fajihussain9238 no you don't. Everyone knows Harambe is hiding in Argentina with Hitler.
Nobody:
Michael: what was I talking about..?
Also Michael: (slaps table) Oh Yeah! *D I C K G U N*
u ment gum? 😏 it was a joke
@@xupeki9192 no, Michel said dick gun
D I C K G U N
@@Sampledcape5333 bruh he said it was a joke lmfao
Micheal gay
Me: An adaptor for that is like 3 USD
Michael: DUCTTAPE
Yes but tape is cheaper
“So lets go to the park, with a bunch of high pressure penises in our backpack. What’s the worst that could happen?” Michael Reeves, 2017
Spungeblob Short "Steps on glass"
*anything*
funny thing is i got an add after that quote
engraved on his _tomb_
Michael Reeves for President, 2028.
*P R E C I S I O N P E N I S*
Just like my sex life
PENISICION
p e e n c I s I o n
*P R E C I S E P E E P E E*
RUclips Buddy***
Michael: I do not want to expose them to that
Kids who watch his vids: yeah totally
yeah totally
yeah totally
yeah totally
yeah totally
yeah totally
Alternate title: Michael gets arrested by local police for building small arms in his house
Day 213: Age still undetermined, subject seems to be more and more violent in experimental sessions. He appears to have been reflecting on past events and learning from them. More to follow.
Hex up up and away.
Tda friaekinn pesisi
Not tag truenen rjwo dea peepsiiis
I had to google it and turns out he’s of legal drinking age in the US. Fucking how.
confirmed. Michael is an SCP
7:09
I might be late to the party, but sorry man...The Pepsi logo showed up for 0.000003 seconds.
RUclips detected that, now you get no ads.
I'm even later so I might be wrong, but i think this video may have never had ads to begin with.
oh. yep bye bye to michael
Dequan Milete he made a joke...
I'm even later, nah nothing else I'm just later
Adam Raubenheimer This isn'T the first fricking DISTORTED FORTNITE DEFAULT PROFILE PICTURE that doesn't know how to say r/woooosh
-You Are Now On FBI's Watchlist
Good
_O h Y e A h_
I like the odds of being right that someone has already shot a policeman with a phallus shaped projectile through the use of a potato gun already. So they have no new threats to worry about.. it says something about society though. I'm not sure what.
I would have liked this but it has 420 likes allready and I cant be the one to mess that up
Nah just pornhubs
RUclips showed me this like it was... new.
Yeah, like thanks Susan for reminding me how bad YT has become
“Like if pipe weapons from fallout 4 were made by someone with a learning disability.”
Well raiders are dumb as rocks
@@fluffy7636 literraly every mutant raider and fucking everyone has a pipe pistol or rifle
I mean... Todd Howard...
They already are tho
Legend has it that the "RUclips Buddy" is still hidden in the grass
QuietDude95 just watched that just to find you made this. Take him out!
I found it. Never seen Michael do this. But I found the youtube buddy
pp
@@mattika poopoo
@@user-df8mr6ye6b oooooOOOOO
Micheal: breaks a plate*
Kids: lets go play football and get glass stuck in our feet.
Some blind shoeless kids
@@mihailsazdov4280 it's in relatively tall grass and kids tend to fall over and tackle each other when playing.
“Or what about back when nothing short of punching a baby in the jaw would get you demonetized”
Video: age restricted
It's not stupid if it works.
Even here?
Yeah
How are you everywhere?
Conner ツ like bots and comments on every video he watches
tell me why I know you
Michael is gonna bring this to Iran when he's drafted for WW3
The man who speaks wingdings but Michael is twelve. He can’t be drafted
@@mangu9716 We're screwed.
Yo if Michael was drafted, the entirety of Iran would be fucked. Actually, everyone would be fucked because he has no morals and also wants to kill people.
Art I guess maybe he’d tase the damn ocean
he ISNT OLD ENOUGH
3:41 dang, thank you for the shoutout homie. And I uhhh... don't have a defense for the @babyiskill name
ARVO TO ME post a link to your shiz boi
soundcloud.com/arvotome
ARVO TO ME 117th like you know master chief hahaha thats funny!!!
Michael: *Our sponsor brilliant*
Me: stfu its lame
Michael: its *free*
Me: Say what?
same
@4:57 I would've said
It features a laser for tactical insertion
Lol
I'm surprised that the FBI hasn't hired him yet.
I’m surprised they haven’t sent a hitman after him yet.
@@jakedever1472 nice :D
If they had, how would we ever know?
Jake Dever nice :D
@Jake Dever nice :D
Wow...most people have tons of acne when they are young....and grow out of it.....but you went the opposite way. Good on you!
Ikr
Wait he isn’t twelve?
It caught up to him
Trueeeee
siege plays what?
"This video may be inappropriate for some viewers" I'm dying
I can’t believe nobody commented on the Boston Cream Pie flavored yogurt. Quality RUclips content.
Indeed
Well it seems someone did! U
Boston Cream Pie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Harambe reference SENT me. It's 2020.
When you're FROM Cincinnati and work literally one block away from said zoo, Harambe jokes NEVER get old. Thanks, man. I needed that laugh.
This is how "I got pregnant by accident" looks like
Well son of a gun :P
Oof
Cough cough *actually happened* cough cough
that should've been the title .-.
Like they say dick are dangerous weapons
When you can’t afford a gun in America
When you can’t buy a gun in any way in the Netherlands but you don’t mind
@@ArianeJoosting can't you own a musket/flintlock though? Many countries allow them.
@@michac.8283 nope most definitely not
@@ArianeJoosting f
@@ArianeJoosting at least you can defend yourself with lit joints and std infused hookers.
in other news theres an ongoing investigation in hawaii after several reports of children being injured by shards of ceramic at a local park
i was talking about the broken plates actually but i dont think all the youtube buddies are gonna make the scene look any better XD
link or it doesn't happen
Fox News are now reporting that people have lost their genitalia fucking dinnerware in a park on Hawaii! They suspect the individuals are buddies of eachother, and it was for a video to be put on youtube. Police are saying Fox News are on crack, which I am on coincidently on, too!
Everyones Ass: i fear no man... but that thing... it scares me.
Makayla e
Gay people: uno reverse
@@peterparkerpancake1339 dongs are pretty bad too
@logg where’s the tf2 meme?
@@AntiHero2 ruclips.net/video/WUhOnX8qt3I/видео.html
Make a pair of robot legs that do nothing but run into you
Imagine this went into production into the military and the enemy troops get terrified
I fucking love this so much. Being a dick-loving gun nut, this is the perfect video for me.
I was going to say that’s a weird ass combo of interests but then I realized those two things basically both go hand in hand....
I’ll show my self out
Not bad, but I prefer it when dicks are actually being shot out of things, as opposed to them shooting on their own.
me too unles im being shot at *dabs in gay crying*
MegaAdeny dicks getting shot out of cloacas at major speed of horniness
His smile says bedroom but his eyes say “why am I wasting my life making dildo guns”
His brain says: Why not
His mouth also says it too
Simon is lesbian and you can tell me otherwise
"A unamed carbonated drink"
*Flips over and see's pepsi*
yEeEeET GAMING_YT wow now ima go drink a pepsi
If it's "see's pepsi" why isn't it "Flip's over" ? Fucking English ignoramus.
See is pepsi
MilanoTheCat bro stfu this isn’t English class
@@Skrillz Triggered? Are you overly sensitive because you're failing English?
"RUclips cant demonitze me if i demonitize myself" - the smartest man i've seen
“ It might break my ribs....
Nothing a little hot glue can’t fix! ” Michael Reeves 2017
Michael: "It was a simpler youtube, a stupid RUclips"
Me: "And a better youtube".
Same lol
2016 anyone is better than 2020 same person
How to delete someone elses dumb comment
GradeAUnderA did 2 videos on this, on how youtube isn't even enforcing its own rules and shit
Michael: I made a pp gun.
6.5 mill people: hmm interesting
Its 6.9 mil lol
@@Itsnotmyfault. hah 69
ILikeMilk nice
Link to beat vid on youtube ruclips.net/video/eJZqlQ3xvAo/видео.html
7.9
8:35
Plot twist :
The white liquid was coming from the youtube buddy
Hmm
HOLY FOOK
No if you doo that il send the swat team to your house
Breaking sharp plates on a soccer field, what could possibly go wrong
Ghost2Coast losing a d*ckshot in the field...
too be honest, the plates probably weren't sharp, they were quite round. I see no problem.
legotechnic27 PREACH
Fuck you.
legotechnic27 7:36 I'll let you be the judge of that one..
You are my favourite pre-teen RUclipsr
ClassicMiddleton it's really funny because he's like 20
hes 23
jeff jeeef so close
Woooosh
cypekpl cat yeah but no
i just imagined when its like 2050 the military sees this and asks Michael to start producing these weapons
"What's the worst that could happen?"
And that was the last anyone saw of him.
Pipe weapons?
*PLASTIC WEAPONS*
New FALLOUT 4 update
Fallout 76
Fallout 38362846282946153
@@longdangley Fallout 4 + Fallout 76 = Fallout 80
PINIES WAOPENS
Well at least it's better then the pipe pistol
say "hey vsauce, michael here" in your next video and i will yell your name as loud as i can in public
why?
you have to ask why? are you incapable of following the basic laws of logic? idk but i'd do the same
Devastation I say Michael Reeves when I masturbate
or how about "Whats up, RUclips buddy nation, i'm your host, Michael Reeeeeeeeeeves. Let's get riiiiiiight..into the bullshit"
"Make RUclips Stupid Again. *FUCK, I think I caught malaria.* " ~Reeves, 2020
that guy with the ravioli haha
The airport security calls a bomb squad to unload what they think is a homemade Grenade launcher just for a plastic duck to fall out
This channel has gone to a strange place in the past 7 months of its existence.
Peter Yost ikr
"hi, I'm Michael, and change fucking terrifies me"
now combine your lazer eye invention with you youtube buddy gun.
Strap it to the head attacking drones then you got a war machine
“Gorilla pit in a Cincinnati zoo” man when times were simpler
**Micheals IQ be high**
Micheal: i guess its just a shitty talent i'll use for videos.
Damn wish I had a shitty talent like that
Nice
@@averagenickelle3254 same
high on what? ;)
Cracc
Famous last words
I think i got infected by malaria
*Reads message hears that* me WHAT
I don't want to die like that I want to die in the gorilla pit in a Cincinnati Zoo
Copied 🤦♂️
I was the 1000th like :)
@@samuelspiker3587 okay nobody cares
Micheal reeves is like a crazy dollar tree Hacksmith
More like a Gucci Hacksmith
Hes what happens when you merge cancer and adolf hitler
@@milodavis189 Tbh hacksmith is better at engineering cuz he has all his stuff.
Id say Michael is a half Hacksmith half Code Bullet
Nope, an even better Hacksmith
doofy wrong
replace those youtube buddys whith impact gernades and you got yourself a godam long range gernade launcher...…..
Top ten 999999999 IQ comments ever
@@kylefranklin6284 why thank you x3
when the *GLASS* plates shattered in slow motion it sounded like a dying church bell
Intentional probably
Ceramic plates, not glass.
@@caveiraflank4073 ceramic my ass i call em glass
moral of the story: ding dongs can break plates
ahh yes, broken glass in the middle of a public park.
Not uncommon in Australia
Fuck you, it's ceramic
“Ughhh fuck you”.....
Your name fits perfectly
Background looks like Hawaii. If so, all is normal here lol.
When he said "I wanna die the old fashioned way. *In the gorilla pit of the cincinnati zoo*" I was on the toilet and almost died 😂😂😳
I like how Riccardo is age restricted but a D I C K G U N inst good job youtube
Ricardo is a dude who's only wearing a speedo doing a weird pelvic thrust dance.
This is a educational dick gun video
I am in an immense amount of pain from watching your content.
Thank you.
Ok well you can just leave this RUclips video and stop being trash
If you were sarcastic you gud
Illumanaati playz I was saying my sides were hurting lol
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
"Makes too much sense" School. Just life in general
#monitizetheyoutubebuddy
Imperial Guardsman Cannonfodder III jább elskan
Kristín Lilja This Bring A Whole New Word To Cum Inside
I absolutely love it how ding ding bass boosts every time the camera zooms
2017: No no no
2018: No no
2019: Recommending time
Superapv same
Botch the Butcher sounds like someone hasn’t heard of brilliant.org/MichaelReeves
lel
b R u H I got it worse, it's one month later
Na you just late
This reminds me of old youtube videos
Collin J Roberts Yeah, RUclips NEEDS TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER!
Make youtube stupid again
I remember dem good ol days o poptart cat
hmmm......... some may be, and its to smart. things have gotten complicated. no longer will nyan cat 10 hours be enough to become a sensation. advertising and algorithms, people taking advantage of those algorithms, and not to mention many many non-stupid youtubers. #MAKERUclipsSTUPIDAGAIN
we must go back to the good days of old with all that *quality content*
your videos are meme gold
Having the self motivation to teach yourself and learn things is a seriously underappreciated talent. That I don't have enough of
As long as I breath, I will fight to make you God Emperor of RUclips!
breathe*
Addison Winebrenner stfu
No u
Breathe**
Michael Reeves protects!
You missed a golden opportunity to shoot the buddy INTO the yogurt
Dude the amount of rain we've had recently is insane, if you had to take the river again you would have gone white water rafting.
Mililani is drenched.
Normal people: Buys an adapter
Michael Reeves: Cuts and then solders and duct tapes a cable carrying hundreds of volts endangering himself and anyone in the area
nobody:
literally not a single soul:
not a creature in this universe:
michael : D I C K G U N
Jack ass made a dick rocket launcher
@@astogeno6498 YES! YES! YES! *YEEEESSS!!!*
@@merchantziro4285 XD
Nobody:
Nobody:
Holy crap I literally just stopped by that park to collect materials to recreate the sound of a stone adze being used as part of a museum installment for some cats on big island.
I also used to burn there all the time in college.
Glad it's still being use by responsible college cats doing quality, essential research, you know, with dicks :-D
I'm voting Michael Reeves for God Emperor of RUclips 2018
Mint Orange. i
Scooter
I
same
That 3d printing joke went right over the heads of those who have never used a 3d printer 😂
I'm willing to bet each piece took about 2 hours and 30 minutes each