Tazer Tag
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- Опубликовано: 12 дек 2019
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If anyone wants to rent the tazer vests for their kids birthday party dm me.
Thank you for letting me electrocute you OfflineTv
Also I joined OfflineTv: • MICHAEL REEVES JOINS O...
Twitter: / michaelreeves08
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Instagram: michaelreeves808
Website: michaelreeves.us/
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RITCHRD - YEA
PinkOmega - Dumplings (Prod. Holder) [Instrumental]
jump man 93 - oldbandstuffs 1 
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“It’s boring because it’s not harming actual human beings”
Potato3399 Hey!!! I built a taser nerf gun on my channel and it’s out of this world!!! Check it out on my channel! And don’t forget to hit that subscribe button
Noah Jaye agreed
Wow you can really tell hes worked in the government lol
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Potato3399
True
If the police ever tazed michael he'd just harness the electricity and become Thor
I knew it!
Lui does stuff he would be immune
But no cause the tazers Micheal uses are low power and dont shoot out the little metal things and no matter what he would be momentarily paralyzed
@@l0gan359 yep
If the cops tazed him he would send screaming Roomba and screaming microwave with tin foil
Michaels face when lily predicted the devise was priceless
the moment he fell in love XD
"The device is fine, but as a joke I placed a small explosive charge-"
About the closest Michael ever went to being close to ElectroBoom's comedy lol
so it was a suicide vest
@@marmaladetoast A Suicide Vest, For Ants.
“could you have designed it to not look like a suicude bomber vest”
No.
Russian_beans insta it adds style
Michael Reeves is chaotic evil and he knows it
It was a suicude bomb vest because Michael was making lily shoot herself
yes he could of but effort and not as fun
The scary part is the best!
“Lily’s use of fraud and deception was impressive, but I still turned her taser up to max power for wronging me.”
And that's when Michael fell in love
Truly a love story 💕
Third reply BABEE!
And that's how I met your mother.
This is also how so many people got away with things
Michael's the kind of guy to say "what seems to be the officer, problem?" when he gets pulled over lmao
"what officer seems to be, the problem?"
Micheal Reeves is a modern interpretation of chaotic evil
Chaotic Neutral, I'd say.
Weaponised ADHD
How to get thru life
“Lies and deceit”
that's right
only liking to get your likes to 666
Life in a nutshell
Sounds like what every politician tells themselves every night before going to sleep
*deception
Cops: taze Michael
Michael: Jokes on you I’m into that sh*t
Michael:Yes taze me harder
Micheal: that’s a cheap tazer
Italian Countryball oh god NO
Michael: Nonono you're doing it all wrong, this is how you taze someone.
*Proceeds to knock out and steal the cops ride*
LCW PLAYS BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Michael and Lily definitely have a safe word
…lol
wtf
What would it be?
@@ceecrb1 your mum
@@ceecrb1 NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
I love that he puts the laser tag at himself once it hurts and he just does it again
I choked when he told fed “You look like you’re ready to storm a US embassy.”
Daniel Henninger LoL I did too 😂
See this is funny because he has done it before.
Probably reason for demonetization
"Deception. The device is fine, but as a joke I placed a small explosive charge." His deranged humour is top notch bruh.
501 likes but no replies. bruh
502 likes but only 1 reply. Bruh
505 likes but only two replies bruh
514 likes and 4 comments bruh
516 likes but only 5 replies. bruh
Imagine you're Michaels roommate and you hear him scream "AH FU##" and then he asks you to try his invention.
True scientists compliment those that outsmart them, then instantly give them their retribution 2:55
"It's not a suicide bomber's vest!"
Little did they know, it was a suicide bomber's vest
Kittius Maximus nah it just hits them
lies and deception
I read this Morgan Freeman's voice
@@AustrianSpider woooooosh
Hey guys let's play lazer tag but first put these on and head to the airport
"Its not a suicide vest". five minutes earlier: "I planted a small explosive inside the vest"
Veton it was before he said it’s not a suicide vest but ok
@@ns1755 re-read the part where it said "five minutes earlier"
its all deception
Deception is the key to shocking people
Ahahhaha
Ik this won't happen but I'd like to see a part two to tazer tag, except it's rigged and when Michael pulls the trigger it automatically zaps someone wether he is looking at them or not. It would be amazing to see the confusion from them
I’ll explain it after I turn Poki up to a nine.
Me: HELL YES!
It was on so loosely I think she was just yelling at being startled by the sound :c
*moonwalking*
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game”
-Ice T
i was the 666th like
Hes a speed demon!
"When you get hit, you get tazed, is that it?"
"Hm?" Ah yes not suspicious at all Reeves Boy
Mr Fahrenheit hehe Reeves Boy
Mr Fahrenheit deception
P O W E R O F L I E S A N D D E C E P T I O N
Lily knows him all too well...
Not like he done with before with the Photo Shock
0:43
This is why I love this man
"you are a bad person for watching this video"
says the person who keeps terrorizing his friends
Michael:I wanna taze people
His friends: that sounds reasonable
"This is fine"
This is really fine
comp lexity I hate that you call him his friends their group is called offlinetv
@@rayan2620 same thing
comp lexity ok well not for me lol
"If anyone wants to rent the tazer vests for their kids birthday party dm me.
"
*hehe he he hehe*
Can we get stronger tazers then?
can we get 10,000 volts
ok whats ur ig
Me if I were at a party with kids wearing Tazer Vests:
ruclips.net/video/THTUzvJoUAI/видео.html
Who else thinks this dude is gonna kill himself with his inventions
The fact that every video that contains tazing, he refers to it as electocuting, and the word electocuting was formed by fusing "electric" and "execution"
And everytime my concern for his lab rats increase
“If you complain I will take longer just to spite you” I’ve never felt more respect for a person before
“You just want to watch people get tasered”
You know us too well
Yes. Yes we do
Very true
Everynight i see a strange person outside
This is Harry Potter but instead of being good little wizard hes a evil genius muggle...
Yes indeed
this isn’t a meme anymore, he’s an actual sadist
He makes his content to entertain, and besides videos like this. It would be unlawful without consent to do this. He probally asked if he could do this. But it seems like that, lets not hope he is one
@@plinplinplon9530 r/wooooosh
@Lilboog370 this isn't wooooosh. they are just being realistic.
@@anthr3953 yes but that doesn't make him less of a sadist if he enjoys the pain he causes
*Everyone in this reply section arguing*
Me eating popcorn watching it unfold
1:30 I have never watched this man before and I got so damn scared he actually hurt himself
That intro bit was hilarious! “I don’t want to make laser tag interesting again I just want to electrocute people” 🤣
"You're a crackhead, Harry."
- Filipino Hagrid.
yes
omfg 😂😂
I instantly though of that one photo of harry ( WS2 ) looking down at the camera with his bucket hat.
@@aesukiqt625, what? The drug squad?
@@simplyandrei1877 yessir
The sheer terror when he entered the room and said “Remember me?”
Edit: Dang, that’s a lot of likes. Thank youuuu
"You broke my right arm the last time, but I've trained hard and my left arm's just as good."
Lol
Notice how the taser is right up against your heart.
I blushed a little when he said "This is my friend Lilypichu". Look where they are now
I love how he looks just like a small bean but everyone just fears him. And him running after someone saying "hey bud" in a neutral voice doesn't make it better
I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this.......
Neutral is an understatement.
Micheal is a chaotic evil
Army is everywhere
Michael: "I own a laser cutter now"
William: *sobs in background*
Artisntdeadyet i miss them tbh they fit better together
@@angusyip8220 Idubbbz new vid has them both
Oyy mate.Quality content. Im glad you guys exist. You really are inspiration.
aaaaaand it's a TASER CUTTER
@@angusyip8220 I agree
the change from bud then to honey now just warms my heart
"I Used To Love Laser Tag, But Know It's Got Boring, And We Gonna Make It Interesting With Taser. That's Bullshit, I Just Want To Electrocute People."
-Michael Reeves.
- A True Man Words.
"I promise it's not a suicide vest" is a normal sentence that only gets said by trustworthy people.
If you ever want to inspire trust just tell them it's not poison
@bud Yid
Sometimes I wonder.
As soon as I found this Michael said it
@yefdafad it’s a joke you glue eater
@yefdafad oh okay I’m very sorry I got that wrong :(
2:15
Michael: This is my friend lilypichu
well not anymore bud
*my crackhead gf
The way to a woman's heart requires copious amounts of electrocution
Stop milking it dude we all know
"addicted to Crystal Meth"
dontcare
4:33 No, your terrible for making THE tazer AND using it on your fri- subjects ON MAX!!
And I love it
this is true love makeing tazer tag ahhhhh this is pure love
“You look like you’re about to storm a US embassy”
I CACKLED and nearly woke up my roommate
Alright were already on code red bitches
420 likes
Do i look like i'm from iran
@@grimreaper-dt4yz God dam it the 298 people that also liked this we had something beautiful here.
Well just need 41351 more likes and were good again.
Make a twister mat that's electrically charged everywhere but the circles
Dude we all gotta like this so michael sees it!
Make a twister mat that electrocutes you if you touch or step on the wrong circle
Holy shit, is that the logo from the lovecraft card game?
Great idea
U are evil
I think this concept was used in the movie 【Starship Troopers】, the training scene.
Way to go Michael 👌👌👌
I'm so happy that there is a mad scientist in 2019
I need Michael and StyroPyro to do a collab
Is so coooool
Sonuvabitch
@@MaestroOblidemon that would probably be their last video.
@@Zer0Spinn "Taser Tag but it's deadly lasers"
He needs to be more crazy kind of mad and also experimental like he should stop tazing people and do more weird unexplored stuff OOH HE SHOULD MAKE A TAZER OUT OF A DISPOSABLE CAMERA
Michael you should have made a SORE LOSER BUTTON where it would taze everyone else’s chest pieces
Silvers Cry i was just to comment somthing like that like at the end when they were all lined up he like flipped a switch on his gun and it synced everyone’s chest piece together so when he shoots all them get tazed at once that would of been a great way to end the video
Silvers cry is OP card man
That would be awsome, I hope this becomes a real things in stores in the future, I wanna taze people, 😅😅
It will be a lot bigger tho.
Michel: *spamming the button*
Michael you are the closest thing to a mad scientist maybe more insane and I love it
this seems genuinely fun
Judge: are we gonna put him in the electric chair or shoot him?
Michael: I got an idea
improve *adapt* overcome
Michel: *bursts thru the door*
definitely not a space alien Hey!!! I built a taser nerf gun on my channel and it’s out of this world!!! Check it out on my channel! And don’t forget to hit that subscribe button
The Red Echo ew, a comment promoting channel
How tf did this get so many likes
Michael is -slowly- quickly learning to manipulate others for his sadistic practices.
or maybe its a ruse for his secret masochism, considering he was the one that got firing squaded
"Slowly"?
whats wrong with that?
So a sociopath?
I mean good content...
This has got to be one of the best way to live life.
this could work. like, you do this and instead of being one shot one kill, you stay in the game for as long as you can either stay concious or give up.
"I will turn poki's pain level to 9"
*Antisimp*
he is a good person for that
Unless she, like him, is somewhat into pain, in which case
*ULTRA SIMP*
Fuck yeah antisimp that's why Michael Reeves is the best click member
This our king anti simp
@Francesco D'Alonzo na man there's simp then man then incel bucko if there ain't no simp queen there ain't no simps turning into incels bucko
I love how Michael Reeves went from stupid robots to stupid electricity.
And a laser cutter. Sound familiar?
@@snottyboy9983 oh my god, history is an endless series of increasingly vulgar loops
ElectroBOOM would be proud.
Damn, big boy comment
@@sirpancakestuffwaffles9081 beefy bulk
Something just gAve me joy about grown adults tazing each other for fun is just cracking me up 😂😂😂
This is one of my favorite channels now
“Deception once again, the device is fine but as a joke i placed a small explosive charge”
He scared Lily with it😂
That was a suicide vest for 1 minute
i fuckin love this line
With this line he just sounded like a 60‘s Bond villain
i need one of those mini explosive charges to prank my parrents
I’m comforted by the knowledge that Micheal is out here proving that “Mad Scientist” is still a viable career in the modern age
Ryan Trumpler *YES*
666 likes, ima like to ruin :)
Actually a Mad Engineer. As a physics major, I can't let an error like that fly.
AAAAAA J SWALLOWED GUM AAAAAA
@@coocooman I see what you did there.
2:59 and it was at this point that Michael knew him and lily weren’t meant for each other
The amount of chaos in this video is insane
So why did you join offlinetv?
Michael: I needed more lab rats....
Anisha Baker 😂
i love how its just a bunch of twich streamers and then a psychopath
Edit: I changed the sociopath to psychopath since people kept commenting about it
He really livens them up, twitch streamers arent really very entertaining.
Michael is more of a psychopath. He cares about nobody's well being, including himself, he does everything for sadistic science!
therapy
@@eat139 *shock* therapy
I think you mean a whole bunch of sociopaths that are also twitch streamers
2:59 The moment Michael fell in love with
You are a sick, sadistic monster
*_And I love it_*
“You look like your gonna raid the US embassy”
That aged well didn’t it
Benji_ 😂😂
r i g h t o n t i m e
Geez
what happened?
@@doubleotj4249 iraq american embassy storming
Michael was ready to storm the Iranian embassy with his other 5 “friends”
GGExploder test subjects*
Aadil Jismy i think the “friends” meant test subjects because Michael is a maniac
@@ViableelbaiV hes a crackhead
On a casual day
This looks legitimately fun.
This made my day looks like a ton of fun too
Micheal: my strange addiction “I am a coding genius and I love tazing people for RUclips”
"For my own sadistic purposes"
Wait people don't usually do this type of thing
This would acc be fun
It was thought that tazers were non lethal. This has been proven not to be true and especially when done on the chest and repeatedly. themedicinejournal.com/articles/stun-guns-like-the-taser-can-cause-cardiac-arrest/
FBI OPEN UP?!?!?!?!
Micheal entered the offline tv living room like he's a goblin that lives in their basement... Wait that's exactly what he is
Garage*
Uh
A goblin with tazers.
The funniest part is his newest set up is in the garage
@@caninelupus8369 elemental goblin with electric attribute
4:33
"...You're a bad perso-you're a bad person for watching this video."
*is literally strapping tasers to his friends to play laser tag but with the laser part*
I mean is a sadist a bad person?😅
"DECEPTION!!!!". There. My one word description of this video.
"Also, I own a laser cutter now."
[distant William Osman noises]
one side we have william osman, on the other side we have prudence the safety goat.
I'm kinda sad that he's separated with william now :( he's a good test subject
I too am an epic memer
[Distant swarm of bees noises]
Cops: taze michael
Michael: those tazers are boring, today we will be making a tazer that blows up on impact then freezes the body simultaneously, just for fun
Ree
When the tazer vest blew up and he said it was a joke I wasn't sure if the was telling the truth or covering up for his mistake
Don’t forget the snakes
The police: "someone call my family, I wanna say goodbye before harry cracker tazes me
I like this idea
Michael:you're a bad person for watching this video.
Me:you're an amazing person for making this video
This guy acts more like a villian than a cartoon villian
1:he tricks his friends into helping him feed his sick addiction
2:he likes people getting hurt
3:he is an evil genius
4:he wants to hurt you
5:he is freakily calm almost all the time
6:he encourages his friend to harm herself for a test
7:he overanalyzes stuff
8:he is impressed by his friend impressive deception and not angry
“Its very disappointing because it is not enflicting pain on other human beings”
Michael, the type of guy to praise overly toxic gaming communities.
enflecting
it's true though. As a species, we like watching people get hurt
Totally doesn’t look like he’s about to bomb his new friends, I love it
Test subjects*
this is the first of your videos that I have watched and I love it.
Top quality video Michael.
"lilys use of lies and deceipt was impressive"
that moment mates, that's when he started crushing on her
Perish
yeh
@bahahahah gahahh lily and mykull are dating my friend
@@AwkwardDogeE sucks for that MySpace guy
holy shit
The fact that his budget seem to be growing is extremely worrying
Generar Kenobi amen
some day this man will have a budget soo big, he will make a planet sized youtube buddy tazer and taze all the boomer on the planet at the same time killing them all,
@@zeroblue9884 Except for Keanu Reeves
The robot uprising is upon us
offlineTV is about sponsor a mad scientist and they dont even know it.
I can totally imagine Reeves as a real-life psychopathic villain
This man I an electric wizard and tazes EVERYTHING
RUclips: We’ve updated our policies.
Michael Reeves: Taser tag!!! Make sure you say Suicide vest multiple times in the video!
thats just to raise video popularity in suggestions, as the voice is picked up by youtube bots and words are used somewhat as tags, meaning, the "hotter" toppic, the bigger rating
I'm so glad that Michael gets sponsored so he doesn't have to worry about his videos getting monetized.
“Could you not have designed it to look like a suicide bomber vest?” And that’s when Michael knew he was in love with this woman.
actually I think it was when she turned the gun on him and tazed him instead. Michael knew he had finally met someone who could challenge his sadism and fell in love.
@@kyrisgaming sadomasochism
Cringe
@@pixelplop. look at your profile picture buddy
@@deathpallie L
I just love the idea of this house full of RUclipsrs making gaming content, and locked away in the garage is Michael and his torture devices.
Atleast he's honest
Michel be like: Geneva Convention, more like Geneva Suggestion
Underrated comment lmao
I think he sees it more like a checklist of rules to break.
Lith7ium! True
xDDDDDDDDD
*Michael : Warcrimes don't exist you sheep*
Michael is slowly turning into Harry Potter, just more evil.
So... Harry Potter books two through seven
If harry went to slytherin
Tom Riddle
Saturn Pandora ruclips.net/video/yzA3JcU-EdM/видео.html
So... Voldemort.
6:03 that fact that you can only see flashing lights in there makes it funnier like if he was electrocuted or being shot at which was true
It looks like they sre genuinely having fun
I love how this man thinks. Michael Reeves for president.
Please no
krispyfry023 Now if only we could get William to move out of state so we can have Reeves/Osman 2032
@@feiyuin4178 please yes
Increase tax so everyone suffers
absofuckinglutely
2:15 "this is my friend LilyPichu"
Once again, lies and deceit, she was actually his girlfriend all along
His crackhead grilfriend*
Is she really, because that would make a lot of sense?
Helladamnleet Yeah, they were good friends before though and that’s kind of how he started hanging out with Offline more and more. They were kind of friends even when she was dating Albert but after she moved into the house they started dating a few months later.
@@Helladamnleet they started going out a little bit after Valentine's day.
@@Helladamnleet Yeah, they have already a month uwu
I just started watching this and it’s so good
You are awesome lol u make my day thanks 🙏👍 keep up the grind
Honestly michael is just mark rober but 5 times more unstable.
Marvin The Mooshroom LOL
I think Colin Furze is the anti-Mark-Rober but Michael Reeves is the Zoomer version
no its on steroids
SCRUBIDY BOB but replace steroids with crack
I came to this video after whatching mark robers