The Most Terrifying Roller Coaster Ever - Kumail Nanjiani
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Kumail Nanjiani describes going on a famous (and famously scary) Coney Island roller coaster and dissects his issues with a new drug.
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The funny thing about sliced bread, is the advertising slogan for it was "The Greatest Invention Since The Wheel." So originally people were just being ironic by saying "The Greatest Invention since Sliced Bread" but ages passed and much has been forgotten.
AndrewTheZ the world has changed... much that was known is now lost
wait really?
@@rachelgrubbs well this isn't a good example because someone knew it
Source?
Way2Dylagent Yeah dude just like Galadriel knew it
sliced bread is the best thing since the cyclone rollercoaster
Till*
@@GrandDaddyCough no because cyclone came out first
Betty White is older than sliced bread
Every clip I’ve seen of Kumail he kills! His writing is very creative and original I want to see him live
dude, same!!
Yeah he's brilliant
I want to see him live too. Hopefully he doesn’t die soon. #dontblowhimup
@@faizanbinnisar3968 Why would he die? He's a shredded Marvel superhero now lol.
I was making a joke bro. Like “live” is to be live and “live” is to be alive. So yeah 😂
I love that his set in The Big Sick was one he actually used.
He has multiple sets in the movie he reuses and it's so good. :))
Is this video from 1974
Damn, I thought my man was looking young
No, it's from 1927.
Even his dick has sideburns.
Hahaha
It was probably recorded on Kumail's VCR porn cassette
This guy has been fantastic every time I've seen him.
I just rewatched Community and I was delighted to recognize him. I didn't know who he was the first time
2am and I can't sleep, and am scared of the dark, so I decide to watch funny comedy, and a skittles commercial pops up with a yogurt person creature thing and now I'm never sleeping again.
I hope you slept well
Betty white was born in 1922 she beats both of them
God tier
Ya ya. We will all saw the.meme.
Tivoli rollercoaster, 1914.
Mr Sloth give me back my profile picture
@@casperchristensen8354 Leap the Dips roller coaster 1902 in Lakemont Park
I grew up near the cyclone. Rode it a million times 35 years ago. Lol. I can’t believe it’s still around.
I come back to this video for the “it would take just one match” part. 😆
Has anyone else noticed how Kumail's sideburns was twice longer than his sideburns now?
I don't know why everyone is complaining about the compression or sound quality, I think it sounds fine. Then again, I have now risked being "that guy", something that I actively avoid being yet am always so.close to being.
I love this dude. So funny
Audience laugh the most when he said:-
I'm from f***kin Pakistan
I'll say the same joke when I'll go to some foreign country😃
I pooped in comment section 😒
Little did he know here that he would be one of the few celebrities to stand up an appearance on Conan.
I feel there was a joke right before they ended the video..
_I'll call this cheese, it's the greatest thing since..._
That sliced bread factoid is true btw, just googled it.
Wow, really, you had to google it. Wow.
@@ChemoshKamos What? I was commenting on, and laughing at myself about, the age factor of not knowing the sliced bread reference. I have no idea what you are talking about.
The cheese bit is absolutely the best!!!
San Diego's Belmont Park wooden roller coaster, the Giant Dipper, is still functioning and is my favorite to this day. It was built in 1925, but Coney Island is fine, too ;)
Big sick was so so good
“So heroin was doing all the heavy lifting!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Side burn god
who recorded this underwater?
😂😂😂
I’m naked
@@bluecollarmenproductions What?
Blue Collar Men Productions bots
Actually I believe The Thunderbolt at Kennywood Park in Pa is the oldest working coaster (opened in 24, Cyclone in 27)
Close, its actually this little thing of a ride called leap the dips that opened the same year the titanic sank, 1912 :)
this is more compressed than a 1920's news flash over the radio
Cyclone is one of the oldest "functioning" rollercoster
The one in Tivoli in Denmark is from 1914.
Just saying.
Google fungerer anderledes overthere 😂🤔
this dude rocks!!
the bruises part is so true
Always a laugh with Kumail!
*"Cheese"...and you thought South Park was just making it up...*
This dude is so unbelievably funny 🤣
he looks like he makes iphones for a living with that haircut.
P.S I love kumail nunjiani
Yeah sure, you love him and you don't how to spell his name correctly.
@@Bharat-hf5qb what R U talking about
@@sandrolelashvili4055 His name is Kumail Nanjiani
@@Bharat-hf5qb I know
@@Bharat-hf5qb what's your point?
That cheese bit was hilarious. Don't do heroin, kids. Or meth. And that goes for adults too lol.
he should go to cedar piont
I wish one of y’all did the FSU fallacy hw and put it on here 😖
Lmaoo Kumail be vibin with desi sideburns
Why he looking like an actor from 1980s?
Kumail is a genius.
That cheese joke 😂😂😂😂😭
I'm just gonna leave this here- He has extra eyebrow muscles...
god i love this
Amazing
I did in fact google when sliced bread first came out.... he was right
It's interesting to see prototype versions of this joke before their final forms in the Beta Male special.
Some one dipped Kumail in side burns and eye brow hair.
His drugs bit was hilarious
This sounds like steel force at dorney park
I just looked it up The Cyclone is older than sliced bread.
"who are the people that are like this heroin isn't really doing it for me" uhhh idk maybe heroin addicts... 🤣🤣
He should ride the Texas giant
I'm dead Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂
NY may have the most crazy people, but Eugene Oregon has the weirdest crazy people. I would have to say that it always seemed to me that the craziest person from each individual town and city moved here to Eugene. Some how we have survived and created a beautiful and wonderful town that is truly “Northwest of Normal.”
@Comedy Central Stand-Up Can you please fix the audio and re-upload?
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Geez get it together Comedy Central its the internet where the rule of TV censorship isn't peed upon.
So we made roller coasters before we invented sliced bread?....Huh...
There's actually a drug from Dixie land called cheese heroin lol it's all the rage is Dallas tx
Erick Xerda too bad I’m lactose 😩
@hahhhd fanggaz sounds like the normal heroin experience lol
Was anyone else was just waiting for a green hair, purple suited clown to show up and steal the show? And/or starts taking everyone in the crowd hostage until Batman shows up?
I literally thought the same thing when I got off the cyclone, like I paid someone to just beat me up, and I told everyone that exactly. Terrible ride. Now Kumail has stolen my joke!
100% funny!
This guy is very funny
We need to get some CHEEEEEEESE Gromit!
Isn't the cheese bit the same one he uses in the big sick? Not that I have a problem just connecting the dots.
I wonder what would be the name of the new Cyclone Roller Coaster. Would it be Cyclone B? That's also a bit scary :)
Cheese is the greatest thing created since The Cyclone! Lol
isn't leap the dips older?
Before sliced bread peope ate desi ghee paratha all those healthy things
Yummm that mono sound
Who else looked up the year for sliced bread and saw the fact was true
is he talking into a microphone or a pringles can?
I thought this was an old video. Because he looks so young. Is it not?
The pompadour haircut is pretty great
No, Kumail, that's you make the meth in the wenabago. You get rid of the bodies in the bathtub! i
Heroine.
Leap The Dips in Altoona Pennsylvania is the oldest functional coaster in the world
Cheese is heroin cut with tylenol i think
So I feel dumb asking this but why does it say live in gotham? Is that like a club or is gotham a real place....?
Could be the club name. Other than that, it's a fictional city in the DC comics where Batman operates.
Holly shit!🤭 His hairstyles looks like one of the poster models on Pakistan's barbershop 😁😆 no kid. Just see when you're going to Pakistani uncle's barbershop .. when was this?🤔
Hahahahahah
Do any of the handsome folks on this comment section know what year this is from?
Sir you’re a towel
@@abbasjafri4033 No, YOU'RE a towel!
I know, but I’m ugly 😢
@@jasonalangriffin If you ever feel ugly on the outside, just remember, you're probably ugly on the inside, too.
Obviously not a coaster fan.
Those sideburns have got to go
xenodorian thankfully they did
The sound quality is so bad.
and I'm from Pakistan LMAO
This video was so cheesy..
Like the drug cocktail?
"I just moved to New York. There are more crazy people in New York than in the rest of the world." Oh hey great setup, way to not finish the joke dude lol
Ol' Pigeon Pockets didn't make the TV edit.
Beeping comedy is like beeping rap. Why??
this guy is now joe rogen but funnier
What the hell Comedy Central? You've got access to the original recording with flawless video AND sound.... Yet you give us this shitty version?
“1927; It is the role of the state to defend and promote the common good of civil society. The common good of the whole human family calls for an organization of society on the international level. “ Catholic Catechism
i love his jokes but i really hate his delivery
He feels the same way about you
@@christianrapper is it just me tho?
Madwizard145 yes.
raj from big bang theory
Do people think Kumail was good at standup?
He sucked. That's why he acts now.
Yeah, I think he used to do some great standup: his jokes used to be creative, his delivery, decent, and his style, original.
He still does stand up and unlike you he gets paid for it and is on TV and in the movies, instead of being a hater from behind a keyboard.
@@lonewolf3564 he's a trash comic that's why no one in the industry respects him
@@Jack-vj6ri lol not really... who in the industry doesn't respect him? He's been in multiple TV shows and movies, does a many voice overs, and has a huge fan base so seems like he's pretty respected to me. Jealousy from one individual doesn't = not being respected in the industry.
Jack lol jack is jealous fact is he’s way more successful than you’ll ever be
This guy Is not, was not, and will never be funny. Seriously.
Said by who never even performed in front of 10 people. YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS, GET OVER WITH IT
I mean like I can respect an opinion but like dude is making the big bucks from comedy so maybe is funny. Idk.
Hes hilarious i laughed out loud several times, I think you are just a hater...he’s getting paid you not so much
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