@justfiresomething lmfao the mods in his server all have schizophrenia because I had the same problem and so did everybody I talk to about his server really
To be fair the getaway driver got his ass beat by Furio because Jackie said he vouched for him when he didn’t. It’s a miracle he even agreed to drive them there lol
You know whats smart leaving your friend yelling your name outside of the place you failed to rob and not letting him in the car you stole. Jackie was like Spielberg.
Yeah lol what a buffoon. Even if Dino wasn't screaming his name, Jackie leaving him there would guarantee his own demise since the crew would know for sure that it was Jackie
0:20 the only reason he died is because he took the car to Angie Bonpensiero's shop before the hit and she made the seat askew and jammed the seat belt
@@cid2852 Well yeah he respects him as a man, which is why he has to remind him that he is being careless and childish by telling outsiders about that stuff, not just for their safety but also his own. So he childishly responds by tying up a loose end he created. He was a manbaby and a natural born psycho, not a leader or a badass character. Just a douchebag with a gun and a big nose.
'The Devil's Luck'. My evil grandmother, more than halfway mentally gonzo, can barely walk around or see, but can nail the bottle-cap off a beer at thirty paces PERFECTLY on the very first shot with an old double-action-only Sig 9mm. She'd fire one shot, hit it perfectly, and sit out the rest of the sesh. There is much more to people than meets the eye..
@@tresojos thank you for asking. The physical world is the shadow cast from the spiritual, not the other way around as many may think. We all probably have 'Patrons' that guide/influence us at all times, either angelic or... Demonic. Certain bloodlines must be more closely bonded/chained to certain entities by sins of a father, or blessed multigenerationally by goodness and faithful service to The Lord. Basically, earthly experience is like the ripples on top of a deep lake; only an aftereffect of what takes place much deeper (and higher).
the second Chris opened his mouth about ratting people out JT was done, once Chris sobered up and realized what he said he would come knocking regardless
"And I definitely should keep shutting him down while hes expressing his emotion and rebuke him nonstop about knowing things I shouldn't, I better reeeally drive home the sense that that's a bad thing and make sure I give him the feeling that information isn't safe with me."
@@qwerty6383 he's drunk and depressed. He's pooring his heart out and the one person he turns to is shutting him down. Ofc he's pissed. On the other hand tho, I understand JT, That's not his business to know. He doesn't want to know because once he does, he's involved, which he doesn't want to be.
1:40 I love how there is not a moment of sudden panic or hesitation here. As soon as he hears the gunshot, he just checks the rearview mirror and drives off immediately, abandoning his fellows.
@@deletdis6173 Love this! Chrissy in the bakery scene from The Sopranos ep.8 "The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti" is a wonderful nod to Spider in Goodfellas
Ok let's compromise... I was watching Cobra Kai... but I got this notification, so now it's a honor to be among men, and Crissys natural canopy of a nose.
JT was the lead in a show called Wings prior to his small role on The Sopranos, his line "Chris, you're in the Mafia!!!" cracks me up. He was an innocent pilot for a small East Coast airport in Wings
Coming soon to a bookstore near you, "Ten steps to choosing reliable and skilled associates" by famed screenplay writer and inflation enthusiast, Christopher Maltisonti with forward by Lt. Tony Soprano. "I'm surprised the camel nosed f*** was able to see his computer screen past that canopy" - Ritchie Aprile "Twenty years in the can and I can say that I felt even more embarrassed by reading this than that cornholing slob that married my cousin. He should give up writing and stick to the shoeshines." - Phil Leotardo
I love matt bevilacquas "SHIIIIT!" at 0:24 because while I think he did like sean, I think that scream was because he knew that everyone knows they hang together. Also because he knew when Tony got a hold of him he'd turn him from "drink-water" to "drink-diet" real quick.
The Vipers scene with the perfect guitar riff of Paul Kossoff sound tracking it has me in Goosebumps. For those who don't know, it's a track from the British band called, Free. The song is, Alright Now and is worth a few minutes of your time checking it out on RUclips
lol I’ve never realised this before. Chris gets 9 out of 10 times headshot on his first bullet. Well, except that thing with the Vipers… but we don’t talk about that shit anymore.
@@artvandellay don’t know about walking dead never watched it but I know a lot of movies have been off about using blanks or anything like that and just have been going straight cgi
I just noticed that Matt tried to escape on foot when though he was the driver & could’ve very easily driven away without Chris positivity identifying him
Discord server dedicated to The Sopranos: discord.com/invite/borko90
Why have you done this?
HAH GAYY
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I joined and got banned for quoting classic sopranos scenes? What gives?
@justfiresomething lmfao the mods in his server all have schizophrenia because I had the same problem and so did everybody I talk to about his server really
He had a special system, where he would throw his firing hand forward to make the bullets come out faster, it was a very good system.
😂😂😂
A system proven better than aiming it at a 45 degree angle at the target. And I'm Canadian and guns are outlawed here, except for the outlaws 🇨🇦
@@moemanncann895 guns are not outlawed in Canada, what are you on about?
@@Dave00theking Stay away from the penguin exhibit.
@@Dave00theking I stand corrected, extremely difficult to obtain, just short of giving up your first born son as a deposit
He had an advantage with that nose. Like a natural iron sight.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Natural iron sight!? You can't make that shit up.
@@juanreyes6443 fuck ya talkin' about? He just did?
@@juanreyes6443 I just did.
"Copyright has a hundred fathers, but infringement is an orphan" -
Just give it to him.
"Shut up. Shut up! Stop fuckin' looking at me!" - Borko to HBO, probably.
Stop pushing me Sunshine
"...but Viacom is an orphan."
🤣🤣🤣
"Let's do it before the crank wears off" is THE incantation that guarantees success in EVERY armed robbery.
Just think, if Visting Day shot up the crank, they might have made a chorus
😂 lol right
yeah doing crank while planning an armed robbery decreased their chances of giving away their identities and almost killing two made guys
Armed robberies? Ohhhh! Jesse James ova heah!
@@PhilLeotardosGhost We're not making a western here.
“Get tf outta here, I’m supposed to go all the way over to A to defuse a fkin bomb?”
Top comment lok
The fuck is a matta with you, Chrissy? The bomb's been fuckin planted!
Fone Soprano
LOL
"Door fucking stuck ova here!"
I love how the getaway driver leaves after he hears one shot, lol, and then Jackie doesn't stop for his partner to get in. That was a tight crew.
how fast Chris got behind his partner, they were like right there already lol. they prob could even shot him driving.
Furio already beat him up.
The getaway driver was probably the smartest guy in the series tbf
More like a glorified crew. 🤔
To be fair the getaway driver got his ass beat by Furio because Jackie said he vouched for him when he didn’t. It’s a miracle he even agreed to drive them there lol
If you translate what Furio was saying after he got shot it's "Damn that guy had the makings of a varsity shooter."
Che un bella shooter, varsity compatible. Beautiful.
Haha. Now give me one thousand more jokes
I wish but he said "these piece of shit, they shot me"
actually, it's closer to "you shotta bee in a my leg"
There's an image
he survived sean and matt because he bought kevlar before the round started.
Yea buying helm is pointless cuz ak is 1tap.
Iesucristu Caponero it was pistol round he couldn't get head armor smh
If you enjoyed my comment and play CS, fee free to look at my insane 1v4 eco and 1v5 pistol on overpass, algorithm isn't blessing me :(
ALWAYS buy kevlar.
@@ianiello Glocks don't one tap even without it
Chrissy was always the best shot in the show, allegorically speaking.
Charles Schwab over here
Ohhh! Wyatt Earp ova heah!
That nose… it’s like a natural iron sight
Yep, but it didn't stop him getting ostrofied by his friends.
Jessie pinkman of the show ovaaa hereeee
It Always crack me up that they were gonna send Christopher to go check on beansie’s new ramp 🤣
He was an expert at inspecting brake pads though.
Again wit dis fckn ramp….
@@roejogan215 or what your gonna drive a Lionel train?
@@roejogan215 ayy Richie, you still want that veal parmesan?
He was more of a canopy guy.
You know whats smart leaving your friend yelling your name outside of the place you failed to rob and not letting him in the car you stole. Jackie was like Spielberg.
Yeah lol what a buffoon. Even if Dino wasn't screaming his name, Jackie leaving him there would guarantee his own demise since the crew would know for sure that it was Jackie
Well, he did have a learning disorder.
Charles Schwab over here
Also pulling their balaclavas up after their escape attempt. Might as well leave a fuckin urine sample next time
If Jackie had stopped to pick him up Chris would’ve killed him, he war right next to him with a gun in his hand
Christopher:
Intelligence 2
Guns 100
More like 2 Perception
After rehab, Chris enhanced his Intelligence to 5 or 6, at least in my opinion
@@Sergiu-Lzyeah but that addiction debuff.. after he relapsed, right back down
Hey, at least he was intelligent enough to not use his hand on the door handle when leaving. 7:04
0:20 the only reason he died is because he took the car to Angie Bonpensiero's shop before the hit and she made the seat askew and jammed the seat belt
Angie's always looking at the big picture!
It was the grain of the leather
he wasn't sitting at 12 O' clock
"No, the quarter panel from the LeSabre I said!"
@@blest5132 you're sitting at 12o clock
“Very bad boys, very bad” Gene sounding like he was just genuinely disappointed with the bad behavior he was witnessing from Jackie and his gang 😂
@AddiesNBaddiesyeah it always struck me as kind of eerie, like they’re in a room of _also_ criminals so to them it doesn’t make them panic one bit
They were more like "is this really fucking happening?"@@GeddyRC
@@Soupafistreams hah yeah no doubt about that
@@GeddyRC Always baffled me that they thought they were gonna get away with it.
Do me a favour huh! Hold this
“Chris, you’re in the mafia.”
“Right. Thanks for reminding me.” 🔫
Friendly advise , but got killed. Sorry.
I haven't watched Sopranos but that scene pissed me off.
@@cid2852 Well yeah he respects him as a man, which is why he has to remind him that he is being careless and childish by telling outsiders about that stuff, not just for their safety but also his own. So he childishly responds by tying up a loose end he created. He was a manbaby and a natural born psycho, not a leader or a badass character. Just a douchebag with a gun and a big nose.
The irony of the last guy getting shot by Chris. He’s played by Tim Daly who voiced Superman in “Superman The Animated Series.”
@@garlicblue6797damn so Chrissy has technically murdered superman lol
In fact, Chrissy is such a sharp shooter under those intensive situations. Those head shoots were so accurate.
He’s been accused of using aim bot
@@jeremy7931 That's why Tony banned him from the server.
'The Devil's Luck'. My evil grandmother, more than halfway mentally gonzo, can barely walk around or see, but can nail the bottle-cap off a beer at thirty paces PERFECTLY on the very first shot with an old double-action-only Sig 9mm. She'd fire one shot, hit it perfectly, and sit out the rest of the sesh. There is much more to people than meets the eye..
@@tanburanbu underrated comment. What do you think it is?
@@tresojos thank you for asking. The physical world is the shadow cast from the spiritual, not the other way around as many may think. We all probably have 'Patrons' that guide/influence us at all times, either angelic or... Demonic. Certain bloodlines must be more closely bonded/chained to certain entities by sins of a father, or blessed multigenerationally by goodness and faithful service to The Lord. Basically, earthly experience is like the ripples on top of a deep lake; only an aftereffect of what takes place much deeper (and higher).
If Jackie Jr’s crew and The Vipers combined forces they could’ve ran North Jersey…
@Big Daddy carmine fish lips lupertazzi
The Vipers? What's that your Girl Scout troop?
Don’t forget Chip and Dale.
We’re with tha vipahs!
@@shriharihudli Good dancers they were.
Chrissy is the type of guy to rush B every round.
"I've rushed B nine rounds in a row.. NO WAY THEY'LL THINK I'LL DO IT AGAIN."
"He's stupid, always rushes B"
"A trusty B rush, nothing beats that"
@@tanburanbuComp game. Lost the last 5 rounds in a row. Eco in shambles and everyone's just buying random shit instead of saving. "We should rush B"
JT: *Sees a clearly intoxicated Chris, who is a mobster, easily prone to violence, and has hurt him in the past*
JT: “Well I better piss him off…”
Classic JT L
How did he piss him off exactly?
the second Chris opened his mouth about ratting people out JT was done, once Chris sobered up and realized what he said he would come knocking regardless
"And I definitely should keep shutting him down while hes expressing his emotion and rebuke him nonstop about knowing things I shouldn't, I better reeeally drive home the sense that that's a bad thing and make sure I give him the feeling that information isn't safe with me."
@@qwerty6383 he's drunk and depressed. He's pooring his heart out and the one person he turns to is shutting him down. Ofc he's pissed.
On the other hand tho, I understand JT, That's not his business to know. He doesn't want to know because once he does, he's involved, which he doesn't want to be.
1:40
I love how there is not a moment of sudden panic or hesitation here. As soon as he hears the gunshot, he just checks the rearview mirror and drives off immediately, abandoning his fellows.
Definition of noping the fuck out lmfao
Smartest guy in the series tbh
For all we know he outlived all the sopranos crew
"I've been totally fuckin' ostrafied" is a gem of a line
😂😂😂😂😂
Glorious!
Lol funny stuff
I thought you said I was OK spider
@@deletdis6173 Love this! Chrissy in the bakery scene from The Sopranos ep.8 "The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti" is a wonderful nod to Spider in Goodfellas
Chase definitely had a thing for cars continuing on with incapacitated occupants 🤣
the david chase special
He always finds cars with broken parking gear
It's one of my favourite reoccurring things in the show. It's such a simple yet clever way to keep things visually dynamic.
Unrelated is JT catching one in the dome
If its manual shift then it's accurate. I wouldn't know about automatics.
If you can keep your head .. while those around you can’t… *Sunshine* .. still one of the greatest soprano quotes ever!
A wise guy right up 'til the end.
Then your-
@@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 🤣😂
Victory has a thousand fathers but defeat is an orphan.
“If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?” - Master Sunshine
Moltisanti is actually on point with head shots
Chris the dead eye crack shot. A true testament to what the power of positive visualization can do for one’s marksmanship.
The irony is that seat belts cost Shaun his life
That's how Phil learned of the importance of sitting at 12 o'clock!
That and being a lousy shot.
He was a fucking idiot who didn’t even plan one step ahead.
Both their lives actually. Shaun's body tied Matthew to the scene, why he left the car is anyone's guess
and not wearing one cost Christopher his life
It was probably the best timing that Sunshine got nailed while trying to spew out what appears to be his longest epitaph.
Jackie didn't like Kipling
“A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold” - Sunshine
“Victory has a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan” 😂😂
Dude died preaching that poetry 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude died preaching that poetry 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude died preaching that poetry 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude died preaching that poetry 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude died preaching that poetry 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pretty impressive that he can shoot with his right and his left
@@1122reyes😂
Chris was always portrayed as an outstanding marksman, easily on par with SEAL, Green Berets, etc
@@jonraybon8582But Interior Decorators can give him a hard time!
@@LivingForce not if they like red
its actually just a tv show
That giggle from Chrissy when they boosted that wine. 😂😂😂😂
Watching the smile come across Tony’s face from the thrill of doing some small time boosting like he’s young again makes me smile every time
@@plastic14407 The secret ingredient is crime
A sharpshooter with a pistol
It's the little joys in life that offer happiness lol
@@throwback19841 Even men with ven don't stand a chance
I love how the sopranos scenes are just like fucked up dreams
Funny, fucked up dreams are a common occurrence in the show lol
Tone: Uncle ben..
Carmela: What happened?
**distort the laws of physics and bends space and times in reverse**
Ok let's compromise... I was watching Cobra Kai... but I got this notification, so now it's a honor to be among men, and Crissys natural canopy of a nose.
There was nothing we could do, seatbelt was a made guy and Sean Gismonte wasn't. Nothing we could do about it.
Real greaseball shit.
It was real safety features, among the car vendors. He had to sit there and take it...
Chrissy had the makings of a varsity shooter, saludos Don Borko
His aim was impecable because in his head, he used the technique of positive visualisation.
Satanic Black Magic!!! Sick shit!!!
Every time I play FIFA against someone who has the name “The Vipers” of their team I always say WE’RE WITH THE VIPERS in Tony Soprano voice
0:15 that last stand perk came in handy
I never knew Chrissy played first-person shooter games, guess that explains his deadly marksmanship
I wonder if Sean felt like he was sitting at 12 o’clock.
He reclined strangley after being plugged.. hehehehe
The seatbelt was askew.
He can sit in there until san gennaro
The seat was fine, he just didn't like the grain on the leather from the factory.
The rails needed to be realigned. There was nothing wrong with the seat.
People don't talk enough about how Chrissy was a one man wrecking crew to all the young aspiring mafiosos.
just realized a seatbelt saved Christophers life in this shootout, and then it didn't when he needed it most when he wrecks his truck
JT was the lead in a show called Wings prior to his small role on The Sopranos, his line "Chris, you're in the Mafia!!!" cracks me up. He was an innocent pilot for a small East Coast airport in Wings
I'm pretty sure he was also in Law & Order: The SUV?
That guy is also the best Superman voice actor lol
Pretty sure he's in Private Practice too, good actor.
He was also the main character in Stephen King's Storm of the Century. One of King's best Television works
I never tire of hearing Furio scream and curse in that small moment we hear inside the car lmao
Borko has a hundred fathers but Don Junior is an orphan
Swimming wid the fishes
Borko's mom is never satisfied
Don Junior is in the witness protection program
Don Junior. Whatever happened there ?
If Soprano's was Counter Strike, Livia Soprano would be no_clipping around the map dropping infinite flash bangs
Coming soon to a bookstore near you,
"Ten steps to choosing reliable and skilled associates" by famed screenplay writer and inflation enthusiast, Christopher Maltisonti with forward by Lt. Tony Soprano.
"I'm surprised the camel nosed f*** was able to see his computer screen past that canopy" - Ritchie Aprile
"Twenty years in the can and I can say that I felt even more embarrassed by reading this than that cornholing slob that married my cousin. He should give up writing and stick to the shoeshines." - Phil Leotardo
Omfg.
"You know, it wasn't so long ago I remember he used to wait out in the car.. and as far as I'm concerned HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!" - John Sacrimoni
After Chris killed the SUV guy my estimation of him as a man plummeted.
Even Cinderella didn't shoot the SUV guy!
The Suv guy
Well in his defense he was totally ostrafied.
@@NikolaAvramov His coach turned into a pumpkin.
@@1122reyes he did dent!!
HBO: we’re here with our copyright infringement team.
Borko: Ooooh really what’s that your girl scout troop??
3:04 that little flash is so cool. I love watching chris actually mean business
@0:15 "it WAS shawn" 😂
Chrissy always with the headshots
Even when hammered/strung out, Chrissy has a wicked good shot.
I love matt bevilacquas "SHIIIIT!" at 0:24 because while I think he did like sean, I think that scream was because he knew that everyone knows they hang together. Also because he knew when Tony got a hold of him he'd turn him from "drink-water" to "drink-diet" real quick.
He was a fool. He should have finished Chrissy off instead of running away.
Crazy part is he was an accomplice to a real life murder of an NYPD shortly after the show.
he yelled "GIZ!!" as in Gismonte
Why can't he just leave the town and fly to, I don't know, Burkina Faso?
@@shhhakeHe loved giz.
You missed Emil Kolar, Mikey Palmice, Barry Haydu, and of course, the most tragic death of all .... little Cosette!
4:48 Tony is thoroughly impressed with Christopher in that moment.
I hope I could bond like that with my nephews.
Chris really knew how to line up a headshot
The Vipers scene with the perfect guitar riff of Paul Kossoff sound tracking it has me in Goosebumps.
For those who don't know, it's a track from the British band called, Free. The song is, Alright Now and is worth a few minutes of your time checking it out on RUclips
I always admired their precise aim and preparation before hits...
One of the most entertaining characters from the show. Tony and Paulie too
They shot Furio’s Stugotz witout any provacation whatsoever
He was just a kid, now he's back in the old country with his hands in the soil... dreaming of Carms ass
@@misfit666_usmc6 he's fertilizer if certain friends of ours get their hands on him first.
He's a shopping cart.
The doctor fixed up his leg and gave him a bulge as per Tony’s instructions
Thats the guy HBO, My Uncle Borko,
The Guy I Go On RUclips For.
Chris is actually a great shot in the heat of a battle.
Heard Sean Gismonte got his brain splattered all over the dash trying to kill Christopher, wasn't much to clean up though heh heh heh heh.
I heard his whore got it in the chest too. Fuckin' silicone everywhere.
HBO to Borko and Serbia: You guys know who you're robbin?!
Chrissy best shot in the show hands down
Reported for cheating.
@@NikolaAvramov That nose of his...
Criss's canopy nose was a natural ironsight. Can't deny that
The saddest thing about Christopher is he thought those guys were his friends. They're all scumbags though there are no real friends in that life
Bacala really never wanted to kill anyone but when it comes to shooting them in the ass he’s a lion.
Gun fights in The sopranos remind me a lot to that final scene in Taxi Driver. Pure rawness
Up in the club 🎶 🎵
The boy is Tony's student who ran away
Dolan brought this on himself. He kept pushing.
That nose is like a natural iron sight
Take it easy, take it easy borko with these uploads
Christopher MultiShooty
J.T. : Chris, you're a meat eater!
Chris: mee-teor! Mee-teor!
Take it easy!
That natural canopy of his…
You just can't say that
I kinda feel bad for how genuine Christopher’s response was here. He’s ready to chat with them.
lol I’ve never realised this before. Chris gets 9 out of 10 times headshot on his first bullet. Well, except that thing with the Vipers… but we don’t talk about that shit anymore.
I've never actually noticed but when Chris is laying on the ground next to all the shell casings all of them are blanks lol
That’s what casings look like after being fired lol
@@JoeMama-fl9fb they have crimp markings, they look like used blanks. That's what he was pointing out.
3:06 this gangsta ahh scene, I always loved the scenes where christopher was the BOSS
lmao Eugene saying very bad boys, like he's there teacher or something
🤣
Shellcases on the ground are blanks...
I like the closeup of, what is clearly, blanks... 0:36
Damn I never noticed that lol, but hey at least they actually used blanks and not that corny CGI muzzle flash bs in every movie being released today..
@@kelticpainwell you can blame rust for that
@@TORQ111The walking dead premiered over a decade before the rust incident and was well known for god awful CGI over non cycling weapons
@@artvandellay don’t know about walking dead never watched it but I know a lot of movies have been off about using blanks or anything like that and just have been going straight cgi
@@TORQ111who is bro talking to
Those are Super Powered Rounds - If you look at them on the ground, they are Blanks. The Top is just a Crimped area, with No Bullet.
"If you can keep your head while those around you...." BLAMP! BLAMP! BLAMP! BLAMP!
with that aim, chris def had the makings of a varsity mobster
I was waiting for the Rutgers robbery where Chris had a chance to play Terrorist. Also was hoping for a HEADSHOT audio at the end lol
ruclips.net/video/fYEPYkYbXS4/видео.html
He was protected by that natural canopy
I’m sorry but you gotta admit that Sunshine was asking for lead.
Sunshine ain’t shining no more.
When they shoot at someone with a shotgun and he still keeps talking
I just noticed that Matt tried to escape on foot when though he was the driver & could’ve very easily driven away without Chris positivity identifying him
With Sean belted in the passenger seat with his brains splattered on the windshield? I’m sure that wouldn’t attract much attention.
@@mgm8822 I mean, he doesn’t need to drive very far. He just needs to get out of Chris’s line of sight, then he can ditch the car
Chris was proud of himself for hitting his target.
I guess it runs the family in the sopranos movie. Christopher’s dad was able to head shot a guy driving in a car, causing it a crash..
Borko, you gotta hide me! El señor de los cielos is after me! Im with you now!
He has the makings of a varsity esports athlete.
The great Viper heist was a crowning moment of awesomeness.
That nose served like a natural canopy, shielding Chrissie from the bullets. Shame he would've never passed the drug test.
Drinkwater the type to molly his whole team in spawn