WHY DO PEOPLE SEND ME THIS! | Simplymailogical #13

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @sagex7905
    @sagex7905 5 лет назад +4678

    It's been a year and I still quote Ben,
    "Today on SimplyMailLogical we got Bible and a Ballgag"😂

    • @capiebary
      @capiebary 5 лет назад +9

      Kara Animates lmaoo

    • @logan5980
      @logan5980 5 лет назад +12

      PLEASE TIME STAMP lol

    • @amandarivera25
      @amandarivera25 5 лет назад +25

      Logan: Female With a Boys Name 21:26

    • @logan5980
      @logan5980 5 лет назад +5

      @@amandarivera25 Thank you. Now I got it 😂

    • @homeless1172
      @homeless1172 5 лет назад +2

      the comments are at 666

  • @apollo3409
    @apollo3409 6 лет назад +12241

    Stop pressuring them into getting married
    Pressure them into taking a vacation

    • @jaredmaples1759
      @jaredmaples1759 6 лет назад +107

      Best comment💯

    • @lindseymullins6050
      @lindseymullins6050 6 лет назад +190

      That's gotta be "Ben Approved" !!!

    • @twentyfivehourpharmacy6348
      @twentyfivehourpharmacy6348 6 лет назад +65

      Yes, tell them to take a week off and go somewhere tropical to have some fun while it’s cold af in Canada xD

    • @boricuaenelexilio
      @boricuaenelexilio 6 лет назад +50

      Ben:See this person understands me..
      Cristine:BEN!!!I NEED SOME TEA!!!
      Ben:*Whispers*help me...

    • @queenismylife9035
      @queenismylife9035 6 лет назад +5

      Apollo ikr lol

  • @oooofyoooferson9268
    @oooofyoooferson9268 6 лет назад +8118

    Pretty sure the reason they want u and Ben to get married is so we can appreciate the first ever holo wedding dress.

    • @hithere9941
      @hithere9941 5 лет назад +150

      thsts my reason

    • @robersonfamily6182
      @robersonfamily6182 5 лет назад +141

      Haha Yes. I wanna see a Holo wedding dress... I don't wanna be the first

    • @haley7267
      @haley7267 5 лет назад +26

      910 Pusheen The Cat *BYEEENNN

    • @genewalker7690
      @genewalker7690 5 лет назад +27

      Even tho i 12 i want that wedding with tea and holo

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 5 лет назад +27

      Omg, and a holo cake!

  • @clarash8608
    @clarash8608 5 лет назад +1615

    “My dad’s name is Ben and he attends to my needs”
    Me: “note to self find a guy name Ben”

    • @clementineanderson786
      @clementineanderson786 4 года назад +7

      That's what ran through my head as I was rofl

    • @sedeanvoortman4962
      @sedeanvoortman4962 4 года назад +2

      Yesss

    • @stephano4930
      @stephano4930 4 года назад +8

      I think there’s an available one at troom troom

    • @fishflop1741
      @fishflop1741 4 года назад +7

      My brothers name is Ben and he is a pretty great guy.

    • @fishflop1741
      @fishflop1741 4 года назад +3

      @@Lucares Just saying Bens are good dudes.

  • @mravina1614
    @mravina1614 5 лет назад +2758

    Someone's dad sitting at home going "Where's my Windows CD????" XD

    • @patatochaps3279
      @patatochaps3279 4 года назад +2

      @Gacha Life Star why

    • @hi-cp3mx
      @hi-cp3mx 4 года назад +3

      Eyyyyy I made it 1K

    • @aiden-idontusethisaccounta432
      @aiden-idontusethisaccounta432 4 года назад

      Xd

    • @kiwi1947
      @kiwi1947 4 года назад

      Cant believe how many likes this comment got, its just someone copying what was said in the video. Nothing witty or original.

    • @mravina1614
      @mravina1614 4 года назад +8

      @@kiwi1947 If you're triggered because someone's comment got likes (more than what I assume your own comment got) you need to get a life. People, please find his comment and like it. I typed it to show I found it funny and clearly other people found Ben's comment funny too. Calm yourself bruh.

  • @tristanreeves9850
    @tristanreeves9850 6 лет назад +665

    “Bibles and Ball-gags” sounds like a Post Malone song lol

  • @ncchadwell
    @ncchadwell 6 лет назад +627

    "it would be illegal for me to agree" ben is lawful good dad

  • @ausernameisuseless
    @ausernameisuseless 5 лет назад +2202

    Theory: Ben was never actually in this video, Cristine just really carefully green-screened him in using the doll

    • @melol9404
      @melol9404 4 года назад +129

      A username is useless and Christine drags the doll everywhere, with a stock photo she found of a random guy and named it Ben. Ben doesn’t exist, he is simply a doll. If anyone has seen/met him irl then one of simply’s friends wore a really convincing mask

    • @deatho3o166
      @deatho3o166 4 года назад +5

      OMG AaAaA

    • @ausernameisuseless
      @ausernameisuseless 4 года назад +42

      @@melol9404 That's CLEARLY the only reasonable explanation! We've cracked it.

    • @judychan4344
      @judychan4344 4 года назад +2

      Iris Parker Simply doesn’t have any friends

    • @ausernameisuseless
      @ausernameisuseless 4 года назад

      @@ee-jm8uv ooh don't think I've ever gotten a thousand like on a comment before, I feel all powerful!

  • @Lauren-rc2ih
    @Lauren-rc2ih 6 лет назад +891

    I love how people freak out that Cristine and Ben aren’t married, but aren’t the least bit alarmed that Cristine bought a mannequin, painted its face green, and talked to it for probably an hour, pretending it was a bunch of different youtubers.

    • @daisy-qm2tl
      @daisy-qm2tl 6 лет назад +11

      Draw And sing and we wonder why they’re not getting married

    • @ghostly._.angel-5848
      @ghostly._.angel-5848 6 лет назад +2

      Draw And sing keeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttttttthhhhhh

    • @kathleenperez8640
      @kathleenperez8640 5 лет назад +1

      Draw And sing an hour more like 1 week

    • @Beephobic1013
      @Beephobic1013 5 лет назад

      KEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICCC

  • @Kikiricki11
    @Kikiricki11 6 лет назад +583

    "Today on simplymaillogical, we got a bible and a ball gag"
    I can't. So funny!

  • @sardsvib
    @sardsvib 5 лет назад +1509

    I have so much respect for that fan that works as a 911 operator. I've heard some creepy 911 calls and I can't imagine being the one on the other end.

    • @bryknee8326
      @bryknee8326 5 лет назад +4

      What time is it at?

    • @lilyos7474
      @lilyos7474 5 лет назад +12

      7:33

    • @kariestet6030
      @kariestet6030 5 лет назад +28

      I feel bad bc most hear the person calling getting shot or hurt. Just hearing someone scared or frantic makes me wanna cry let alone someone in a very scary situation

    • @halloumi420
      @halloumi420 5 лет назад +14

      @Charming Billy or you know, they just have feelings 😊

    • @Alex-vo5bm
      @Alex-vo5bm 5 лет назад +1

      I was The 665th like. Congrats

  • @amirahsofri3113
    @amirahsofri3113 4 года назад +1912

    anyone just started binge watching cristine’s videos during quarantine?

    • @sedeanvoortman4962
      @sedeanvoortman4962 4 года назад

      Yes me

    • @arianaa.8012
      @arianaa.8012 4 года назад

      Was it that obvious?😂😭

    • @rubyruby1043
      @rubyruby1043 4 года назад +1

      Wait sorry who are you talking to?
      Because I sure did find this and start watching this every day in quarantine

    • @amandaqi844
      @amandaqi844 4 года назад

      I've always been binge watching her

    • @jadaanderson7545
      @jadaanderson7545 4 года назад

      I was a fan before but I kinda forgot about her... until quarantine that is

  • @ccekdahl8207
    @ccekdahl8207 5 лет назад +1763

    Cristine: *gets hurt*
    Cristine: *picks up her h💿l💿 bandages* It’S nOt A PrObLeM aNyMoRe

  • @NexJen
    @NexJen 5 лет назад +752

    Ben getting that Donkey Kong DVD was everything. Hahahah

  • @queermus
    @queermus 6 лет назад +545

    4:06 Cristine : I'm awkward on all types of floor.
    Except maybe *holo floor*

    • @JenniferKGraf
      @JenniferKGraf 6 лет назад +5

      Nope even more awkward😂

    • @criticorn663
      @criticorn663 6 лет назад +7

      She would fully show her holosexuality and make everyone else awkward

    • @queermus
      @queermus 6 лет назад +1

      I guess it's debAtable ❤

    • @JenniferKGraf
      @JenniferKGraf 6 лет назад +1

      @@queermus Teabatable

    • @kikibirdball
      @kikibirdball 6 лет назад +1

      **carpet

  • @ayobeanz815
    @ayobeanz815 5 лет назад +347

    ben: *gets a book*
    ben’s first instinct: let me hit my girlfriend with this

  • @tracygerman1702
    @tracygerman1702 6 лет назад +550

    A bible & 2 ball gags! I’m crying 🤣

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 6 лет назад +4

      are the ball gags a inside joke i missed or something? 😂😂😂

    • @MysteriouSailor
      @MysteriouSailor 6 лет назад +12

      They should try to read the bible while being ball gagged lol.

    • @rko32491
      @rko32491 6 лет назад +2

      @@pvic6959 We all missed that one lnao

    • @Athenia_Orion
      @Athenia_Orion 6 лет назад

      im concerned for who ever sent them

    • @pixiewings504
      @pixiewings504 6 лет назад

      What the f*ck was that all about

  • @ialexandragx
    @ialexandragx 6 лет назад +353

    “Dear customer we thank you for your order”
    *”We dIdN’t OrDeR tHaT”*

  • @HenaHamz
    @HenaHamz 6 лет назад +692

    So like if the first ballgag has a return address, you may want to send them the bible..

    • @ginnyrose3745
      @ginnyrose3745 6 лет назад +23

      OMG they should!!

    • @london4840
      @london4840 6 лет назад +3

      Wtf(what the fudge) is a ball gag literly I am so confused

    • @acedianPianist
      @acedianPianist 6 лет назад +60

      @@london4840 Oh, sweet summer child, you really don't want to know.

    • @emmac.332
      @emmac.332 6 лет назад +34

      @@london4840 oh to be this innocent once more

    • @eringilliam7129
      @eringilliam7129 6 лет назад +11

      I'm literally crying you poor baby

  • @koimouse7170
    @koimouse7170 4 года назад +761

    Honestly, cristine and Ben dont even need to get married, they’re already the mom and dad of RUclips. Let’s be honest.

    • @madikiwi
      @madikiwi 4 года назад +11

      Along with Jenna and Julian 😂

    • @lillycolvin8641
      @lillycolvin8641 4 года назад +4

      Being married doesn't make you a mom/dad having a child does ( not hating or anything. Or I getting this comment wrong but...)

    • @minirubyjane5231
      @minirubyjane5231 4 года назад +7

      @@lillycolvin8641 ever heard of a joke?

    • @august-tw2cl
      @august-tw2cl 4 года назад +9

      Lilly Colvin they do have children, 7.5 million of them.

    • @lillycolvin8641
      @lillycolvin8641 4 года назад

      @@august-tw2cl did Christine birth them, did she asopt them?

  • @kittykake44
    @kittykake44 6 лет назад +1471

    WHY ARE PEOPLE SENDING THEM BALL GAGS?!

    • @natkatskits5173
      @natkatskits5173 6 лет назад +13

      Idk

    • @LoveNeko64
      @LoveNeko64 6 лет назад +139

      12 year olds man. Two kids in my ministry group talked about fuzzy handcuffs for an hour.

    • @ghostly._.angel-5848
      @ghostly._.angel-5848 6 лет назад +55

      KittyKake 44 I mean. We don’t know what they are into.

    • @Alisha21210
      @Alisha21210 6 лет назад +32

      @@LoveNeko64 that's because they probably saw it in a movie or on the internet.. Kids these days are able to see anything but don't understand the reality of it. Lol most think porn is realistic or drama shows.. sad expectations xd oh well.. they'll learn the hard way as they grow up. Not my problem

    • @Lex-pp7lt
      @Lex-pp7lt 6 лет назад +150

      It was the neighbors. Apparently Cristine likes to scream BEYYN at all hours

  • @superstitiousnugget965
    @superstitiousnugget965 6 лет назад +598

    Do you know what this means? Everyone is going to send you ball gags from now on. And then one day someone is going to open a closet and 462 ball gags are going to fall out.

  • @Dp8543
    @Dp8543 5 лет назад +1019

    Beynnnn: Do you ever think your gonna get sick of Holo?
    Cristine: Do you ever think your gonna get sick of me?
    I WAS DEADDD AT THAT PART!🤣🤣

  • @mjwildy2359
    @mjwildy2359 4 года назад +204

    When you realise you're here in 2020, questioning your sanity; while still loving the video.

  • @laurabrock1654
    @laurabrock1654 5 лет назад +590

    You made me laugh so hard I was crying about the Windows XP disc! I'm so glad that You Tube suggested your channel to me. You are hilarious.

  • @effie676
    @effie676 6 лет назад +944

    10:52 this is literally the funniest conversation on RUclips
    my sides hurt I laughed so hard

  • @weavemegan5400
    @weavemegan5400 6 лет назад +7986

    PAINT SAFIYAS NAILS FOR HER WEDDING

  • @pyehrra
    @pyehrra 5 лет назад +100

    I still can't get over how much Ben laughed at that one letter. I don't think I've seen him laugh more than at this little girl's doing 🤣🤣 not even at Christine's jokes.

    • @elleb3496
      @elleb3496 3 года назад

      which letter? what time?

  • @faith4464
    @faith4464 6 лет назад +632

    this video is proof that ben is turning into cristine

  • @FiiDeLLaCaShFLoW
    @FiiDeLLaCaShFLoW 6 лет назад +283

    "I'm very pretty, arent I?"
    "It would be illegal for me to agree" 😂😂😂 only adults will understand what just happened there

    • @mayakaskinen888
      @mayakaskinen888 6 лет назад +1

      Jesus Christ!!! 😂😂😂

    • @madeline26
      @madeline26 6 лет назад +8

      Poetic Justice not just adults I get it too....😂😂

    • @tiara50000
      @tiara50000 6 лет назад +4

      Poetic Justice i dont get it....

    • @msartz1291
      @msartz1291 6 лет назад

      what

    • @angie.castle
      @angie.castle 6 лет назад +2

      I'm an adult (20), and I don't understand. I didn't realize it was supposed to be a reference???

  • @straybeans143
    @straybeans143 6 лет назад +335

    Ben: do kids still like stickers?
    Me (not a kid): yes

  • @insignificant9032
    @insignificant9032 5 лет назад +232

    man it's weird when they call out 12/13 year-olds and I'm sitting here laughing because i'm gonna be 18 in a few days
    but i just now realised that i started watching her when i was 13 😶

  • @almosttoodark2564
    @almosttoodark2564 6 лет назад +505

    HOL UP WHY DID I THINK THE MANNEQUIN WAS BEN WEARING A MASK AJAKSJAOAJKAKAJK

  • @XxTotalxDisasterx
    @XxTotalxDisasterx 6 лет назад +351

    " a bible and a ball gag" omfG

    • @aakifahkarolia4402
      @aakifahkarolia4402 6 лет назад +7

      jimindaisies love ur name and profile pic ❤️

    • @saviakarim
      @saviakarim 6 лет назад +3

      Omg jimin 😍😍

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam 6 лет назад +2

      AJEHDISMSD THEYRE LIKE THE OPPOSITE THINGS THO

    • @vortexastar193
      @vortexastar193 6 лет назад

      They cancel each other out.

    • @stella-pp6tn
      @stella-pp6tn 6 лет назад +1

      Alahna what if they actually bought the other one and didn’t realize it was in that mail pile😂😂

  • @TheJanfu
    @TheJanfu 6 лет назад +255

    OMFG the Windows XP...I was crying/laughing right along with you.

    • @catiegrace7957
      @catiegrace7957 6 лет назад +3

      TheJanfu ben’s reaction killed me 😂😂😂

    • @sicka5255
      @sicka5255 6 лет назад +1

      What does Ben say? I can't really understand! 😅

    • @lindsayguillen7
      @lindsayguillen7 6 лет назад

      Me too i woke the whole house up i believe...😩😬😬😬

    • @TheJanfu
      @TheJanfu 6 лет назад

      IKR! @@catiegrace7957

    • @TheJanfu
      @TheJanfu 6 лет назад +2

      Ben: Windows XP ha ha ha
      Cristine: But look how pretty it is. That’s fucking incredible.
      Ben: You know like her Dads at home like 'I can’t find the fucking disc.' ha ha ha ha ha ha
      Cristine: Her Dad and his tower computer…cause he refuses to upgrade to a Mac.
      Ben: Her Dad’s name is Ben and 'he attends to my needs.’ ha ha ha ha Should we ship this back? Yeah I’m Betsy and I’m 12 yo. Yeah Ben, tea please. The CD has nothing on it. ha ha ha ha
      Cristine: How does it have nothing on it? It’s clearly a Windows Xp cd. ha ha ha ha
      Ben: See it does have something on it that someone other than you might need. ha ha ha ha I searched my room for everything HOLO.
      Cristine: Thank you Betsy and I’m sorry to your Dad Ben.
      @@sicka5255

  • @entity0749
    @entity0749 4 года назад +337

    In retrospect marriage was actually really creepy, because one day someone decided that, I love you so much,,, I wanna get the governmemt involved so you can never legally leave me.

    • @hridyanadappattel4400
      @hridyanadappattel4400 4 года назад +9

      THIS!!!!

    • @_veronica_r
      @_veronica_r 4 года назад +8

      ROWA SPEAKING FACTS

    • @MoonMoonTM
      @MoonMoonTM 4 года назад +11

      I wonder if they lived long enough to see the creation of divorce. Lol

    • @entity0749
      @entity0749 4 года назад +3

      @@MoonMoonTM Oh my god you're right. Can you imagine?

    • @amandasnider2644
      @amandasnider2644 3 года назад +8

      Um, you are specifically talking about legal marriage certificates... the practice of marriage is much older than that. Marriage was traditionally used to; Make vows to your significant other in front of friends and family that you will remain faithful to each other in sickness and health, to move up in society by marrying up with a man of higher social status, to acquire a woman's dowry and land like a buisness merger, to create a peace contract between countries by sending princes or princesses to marry a king or queen

  • @jenewok
    @jenewok 6 лет назад +1262

    On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two ball gags and a bible under the tree!

  • @squipy1232
    @squipy1232 5 лет назад +685

    “I CAN’T FIND THE DISK!!!”

    • @Anyathekoala
      @Anyathekoala 5 лет назад +2

      FIRST COMMENT ON YOUR COMMENT (what's wrong with me?)

    • @kiwiiqloss7293
      @kiwiiqloss7293 5 лет назад +1

      WELL IM THE 1OOTH LIKE

    • @raceen9729
      @raceen9729 5 лет назад +1

      💿this?

    • @raceen9729
      @raceen9729 5 лет назад +1

      I have an IPod so you go to your emoji
      Section ten the light bulb. And go to the left slowly looking for it.

    • @lizzielafalce3341
      @lizzielafalce3341 5 лет назад +1

      "Dad you're not gonna find it its in Canada"

  • @nopeninja8883
    @nopeninja8883 6 лет назад +722

    Think Menchie was just still feeling down from being fat shamed at the dr's.

  • @paul_ynomial
    @paul_ynomial 5 лет назад +221

    "dont use knife towards yourself"
    cristine: used knife towards ben

  • @rebel02
    @rebel02 6 лет назад +461

    I died when they started laughing at 11:00 . I laughed all the way too. It's infectious!

  • @AG-lg2uf
    @AG-lg2uf 6 лет назад +541

    You've heard of panic at the Disco.... Now get ready for...... *Awkward on the carpet*

  • @Savinzra
    @Savinzra 6 лет назад +223

    I think they should have a "wedding". An over dramatic, totally holo, wedding that's purely for a RUclips video and has some of their RUclips friends there. I don't think they need to go through all the paperwork to legalize them as a married couple but with her sense of humor and threadbanger as a few of their friends I think a wedding for a RUclips video could be hilarious.

    • @Luvcatz88
      @Luvcatz88 6 лет назад +17

      Ben could wear the dress x)

    • @Mermaidofthe8thedimension
      @Mermaidofthe8thedimension 6 лет назад +4

      Yes, that would be so cool If they did

    • @allyb3510
      @allyb3510 6 лет назад +2

      Savinzra yaaassss they could bring up Corrine and have her help Cristine make a holo wedding dress

    • @candace200
      @candace200 6 лет назад +9

      Ben needs to be dressed as a banana

    • @candace200
      @candace200 6 лет назад +7

      It would be them trolling the world

  • @jettamowrey5304
    @jettamowrey5304 5 лет назад +132

    Love how caring ben is especially when he was like," who hurt you"

  • @randomeditsbygracie8880
    @randomeditsbygracie8880 6 лет назад +646

    I think lots of people will be telling you and Ben to get married because safiya and tyler are engaged now so have fun

  • @getitherething.2653
    @getitherething.2653 6 лет назад +640

    lol that windows disk... I lost it 😂😂😂😂

    • @al0ura
      @al0ura 6 лет назад +4

      SAME IM currently dying from laughter

    • @melaniezbierski7291
      @melaniezbierski7291 6 лет назад +4

      I was literally crying 😭😂

    • @MariaStefania
      @MariaStefania 6 лет назад +6

      I'M CRYING WITH THE BALL GAG

    • @georgialewis2681
      @georgialewis2681 6 лет назад +1

      no literally same

    • @Sammy86Lynn
      @Sammy86Lynn 6 лет назад +1

      Omg, I lost it when she wrote there's nothing on it!

  • @beccalay1472
    @beccalay1472 6 лет назад +387

    Omg I am dying.....WHY THE BALLGAGS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gemmaprice8493
      @gemmaprice8493 6 лет назад +1

      Bubbzy72 I think they are to make sure Ben shuts the fuck up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ray-ks4bb
    @Ray-ks4bb 5 лет назад +158

    I watched this a year ago when I didn't know what the hell a ballgag was but then life wasn't innocent

  • @kaleighfehringer3689
    @kaleighfehringer3689 5 лет назад +659

    At least he's not wearing dad jeans 😂
    Kid's dad: WHERES THE F***ING DISK?!
    KID: uhhhh....it's in Canada.....🙄🤐😬

  • @cliocook-sharp2895
    @cliocook-sharp2895 5 лет назад +191

    This is how safiya and Tyler’s engagement should have been
    Safiya: why aren’t we married
    Tyler: that’s not a problem
    anymore
    Safiya: okay

  • @jasmin8092
    @jasmin8092 6 лет назад +232

    I have slowly watched Ben become cristine over the years. They are now the same person.

    • @SaraNicoleYT
      @SaraNicoleYT 6 лет назад

      Jasmin Kelly dame!

    • @SaraNicoleYT
      @SaraNicoleYT 6 лет назад +1

      Same * sorry (:

    • @doubardelas3715
      @doubardelas3715 6 лет назад +1

      @@SaraNicoleYT I thought ypu misspelled dammmmnnnn!!

    • @jimbojimbus
      @jimbojimbus 6 лет назад +1

      @@doubardelas3715 rip

    • @doubardelas3715
      @doubardelas3715 6 лет назад +1

      @@jimbojimbus I'm sorry if that offended you in some way

  • @sophieheseltinecarr772
    @sophieheseltinecarr772 5 лет назад +102

    I watched this video when it was uploaded and I come back to watch it again just to hear Ben say "you know there's a dad somewhere going WHERE'S MY DISK?!?!?!" Cracks me up every time hahaha

  • @29Kessa29
    @29Kessa29 6 лет назад +2034

    Not one, but TWO ball-gags? What’s going on? Is that a reference to something???

    • @Matilda180
      @Matilda180 6 лет назад +39

      Cate R oh no

    • @MedenaCurice
      @MedenaCurice 6 лет назад +64

      @@user-og9zo9hz7j oh sweet summer child

    • @lytra_
      @lytra_ 6 лет назад +30

      Cate R I’m guessing you are a child? You know there is a age to be able to be on here 😂🤔👌🏻

    • @xxsandman
      @xxsandman 6 лет назад +35

      Cate R google it, i’m not gonna be responsible for ruining your innocence xD

    • @xxsandman
      @xxsandman 6 лет назад +17

      or maybe don’t

  • @solbellido8198
    @solbellido8198 5 лет назад +478

    “We don’t want a party cause we hate people” lol I died there

  • @nerdy_swiftie8214
    @nerdy_swiftie8214 6 лет назад +183

    Ben: This mail is getting weirder and weirder.
    Pulls out a ball gag and puts it around his neck.
    Mic drop.
    Later ball gag#2 letter:Dear customer thank you for buying this product.
    😅😅☕☕

    • @alzbetaponkova1383
      @alzbetaponkova1383 6 лет назад +1

      Maybe Ben sent also first and trying to hint something

    • @msartz1291
      @msartz1291 6 лет назад

      Alžběta Ponková LMAO

  • @randumrav3n
    @randumrav3n 4 года назад +310

    "My mommy says I have to say 5 swear words a day or no icecream"
    Me:wtf who let me be a mom

    • @myak5754
      @myak5754 4 года назад +20

      It's you in an alternate universe

    • @ibukimioda8136
      @ibukimioda8136 3 года назад +4

      I am 12 and I accidentally said what the fuck in front of my grandma when my father randomly showed up and she told me I was grounded and my mum popped out of the other room and said “your my mum, not Alex’s, so shut the hell up.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @motherchaos
    @motherchaos 6 лет назад +197

    Two ball gags? Looks like you are both set for an interesting Christmas. 😂 😂

  • @rollenmuziek
    @rollenmuziek 6 лет назад +428

    “Today on simplymailogical, we got a bible and a ballgag.” 😂

  • @addisonpostlewaite1716
    @addisonpostlewaite1716 6 лет назад +216

    i am cryyyyying because the first ball gag was funny but the second omfg I’m weak

    • @samefall
      @samefall 5 лет назад

      Ditto 😂😂

    • @ItsJustLisa
      @ItsJustLisa 5 лет назад

      I’m dyin’ here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @laurachrista9918
    @laurachrista9918 4 года назад +71

    After the question, “how much of your nail polish do you really use?” Got me thinking. What if you did a polish mountain with every color on your wall.

  • @aiyanajenkins1946
    @aiyanajenkins1946 6 лет назад +124

    “I think it would be illegal for me to say yes.” 😂😂😂

    • @keyanalove3279
      @keyanalove3279 6 лет назад +1

      Hey your name is my name without the ke :)))

  • @kittykake44
    @kittykake44 6 лет назад +176

    That damn troll "5 year old" XD

  • @johnathanprentice-funk1752
    @johnathanprentice-funk1752 5 лет назад +471

    First reason for not getting married “there’s no tax benefits.”

    • @rose-mg1ws
      @rose-mg1ws 5 лет назад +1

      @babygoaxxxtentacion fan oop-

    • @clementineanderson786
      @clementineanderson786 4 года назад

      First reason in a long list...unless apparently you have a Ben? 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @idahagglund524
    @idahagglund524 5 лет назад +38

    5:10 Can we just appreciate that someone managed to find a card that has holo on it and says 'Nailed it!'
    What are the odds of that...

  • @AvaLance
    @AvaLance 6 лет назад +450

    No one is going to say anything about Cristine drinking 730 cups of tea a year.Thats's 45 gallons of tea.If she started drinking 2 day at ten she has drank 912 gallons of tea

    • @Samgotboredd
      @Samgotboredd 6 лет назад +4

      What’s a lot of math

    • @libertym5614
      @libertym5614 6 лет назад +3

      Me no understand

    • @maze3342
      @maze3342 6 лет назад +2

      wow simplymathlogicol over here hahahahaaa... PLEASE TEACH ME!!!!!!!

    • @sarahschoon4920
      @sarahschoon4920 6 лет назад +1

      ShippingAvaLance Dang that’s a lot of tea

    • @makaylab.1616
      @makaylab.1616 6 лет назад +4

      That's assuming that every "cup" she drinks is a standard 8 oz's and not 12 or 16.

  • @Allunastarr8
    @Allunastarr8 6 лет назад +267

    I get the addiction bible because you make jokes about holo being drugs and getting the good stuff so that joke makes sense, but the ballgags?!?!?!?!

    • @allyb3510
      @allyb3510 6 лет назад +9

      Keesha Fleming I mean she IS holoSEXUAL

  • @janislim4510
    @janislim4510 6 лет назад +123

    I love how Ben got jealous of a dummy and had to remove it and replace it.

  • @tomspencer4855
    @tomspencer4855 5 лет назад +318

    why does their tea look like soaked dirt water or something...? Just wondering.....

    • @ginawynn5372
      @ginawynn5372 5 лет назад +37

      I was wondering that the whole time! I think it's cuz she puts milk in like herbal teas but idk 🤣

    • @cookieconkle
      @cookieconkle 4 года назад +25

      Well how else is it supposed to taste earthy....

    • @lilstonerprincess2135
      @lilstonerprincess2135 4 года назад +15

      A lot of herbal teas are fruity, from a Canadian obsessed with David's tea

    • @rhyesse
      @rhyesse 4 года назад +20

      Because they're drinking black tea. Black tea is dark brown or black colored.

    • @angelaspark369
      @angelaspark369 4 года назад +3

      I know it looks discustin

  • @TheClarkChannel
    @TheClarkChannel 6 лет назад +409

    Please add Tax Return Teal to Ben's nail polish line

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles 6 лет назад +4768

    I think ben and Christine are trying to cover up the fact that ordered ball gags and it got mixed into the fan mail.

    • @sapphicnickel
      @sapphicnickel 6 лет назад +44

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Pattypink13
      @Pattypink13 6 лет назад +529

      Ben does seem to be naughty by the comments he sometimes makes on the videos...so I wouldn't be so surprised, but again, they could of just cut that from the recordings they did? It's not like this was a live mail opening.

    • @mrsboss3716
      @mrsboss3716 6 лет назад +113

      maxie fuqua its Cristine not Christine

    • @shawnahuebner3050
      @shawnahuebner3050 6 лет назад +62

      extracurricular activities! 😂

    • @angeldust3676
      @angeldust3676 6 лет назад +35

      You spelt her name wrong!

  • @Mehlsuppe
    @Mehlsuppe 6 лет назад +319

    21:59 To all the annoying commenters who desperatly want them to marry: LISTEN AND LIVE WITH IT.

  • @marcelamichelle
    @marcelamichelle 4 года назад +13

    10:52 I WAS SENT TO HEAVEN & CAME BACK. Omggg that had me laughing so hard

  • @dopecarmilla
    @dopecarmilla 6 лет назад +437

    Sometimes I forget you guys are Canadian and just have health insurance, as an American I have to say that's one big reason people here get married. I think it's mostly American kids wondering why you aren't married since so many people here are for legal reasons (and love etc.) Props to you for not being pressured into an extravagant wedding (though imagine ben in a holo tux? just saying)

    • @thecomorbiditycurator8018
      @thecomorbiditycurator8018 6 лет назад +28

      Right? I'm disabled and rely on my husband's job for health insurance because getting disability SSI/SSDI is nearly impossible. There are a lot of legal benefits to be married in the USA.

    • @reynaldvalencia2712
      @reynaldvalencia2712 6 лет назад +13

      Saf is getting married threadbanger is married heyooooo

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 6 лет назад +11

      I wanted to marry my wife anyway, but yeah I do need me dem benefits
      And kids you don't need an expensive wedding. I wore a thrift store dress and got married in my friend's back yard while she officiated

    • @tiffanieadkins4673
      @tiffanieadkins4673 6 лет назад +4

      Lauren Brennan yes Ben WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A Tux like Christian just like about it ahhahahahahahs

  • @joud3448
    @joud3448 6 лет назад +100

    Ben is becoming more comfortable on camera every video

  • @kiera9320
    @kiera9320 6 лет назад +297

    Like Post Malone’s “beerbongs and bentleys” it’s Simplynaillogical’s album “ballgags and bibles”

  • @T0X1Cb
    @T0X1Cb 4 года назад +43

    I've been with you for 3 years, anyone else remember when she painted the car with nail polish

  • @milliewalker-mousley4049
    @milliewalker-mousley4049 6 лет назад +455

    Ben if you need help blink twice really fast and we’ll get there as soon as we can
    Thank you so much for all the likes it’s the most I’ve ever got❤️

  • @aliciamackson
    @aliciamackson 6 лет назад +136

    Ben and Cristine in a large group of people
    👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤🍌📀👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤👤

  • @ohsuzeyq_
    @ohsuzeyq_ 6 лет назад +138

    *Today on SimplyMail Logical we got a bible and a ball gag.* - Ben

  • @ashley5515
    @ashley5515 5 лет назад +82

    3:24 did Ben just say “eh” unironically??

  • @MizDimples
    @MizDimples 6 лет назад +349

    I'm so uncomfortable for the two of them when they opened the ball gag.

    • @pyrohyde7150
      @pyrohyde7150 6 лет назад +57

      Wolfie - Borks stay confused you innocent child. You'll be better off... I think

    • @oliviad833
      @oliviad833 6 лет назад +57

      Wolfie - Borks yes, that is definitely the correct assumption 🙂

    • @pyrohyde7150
      @pyrohyde7150 6 лет назад +20

      Olive Disney *cough* err yeah... definitely

    • @siennahope8000
      @siennahope8000 6 лет назад

      Which one? 😂

    • @emmetzinada
      @emmetzinada 6 лет назад +10

      @Wolfie - Borks Ball gags are for sex.

  • @lvlyjm3989
    @lvlyjm3989 6 лет назад +253

    You should do following a bob ross painting tutorial with nail polish
    EDIT:thanks for so much likes❤️

    • @jaidenrobbins5257
      @jaidenrobbins5257 6 лет назад +1

      don ross is another famous painter and he came to my school to show us how to paint

    • @lvlyjm3989
      @lvlyjm3989 6 лет назад

      jaiden robbins sooooo lucky

    • @4cmastify
      @4cmastify 6 лет назад

      she already did

  • @sarahgarrod5311
    @sarahgarrod5311 6 лет назад +170

    My gift to you is that I don't skip the ads on your videos. You're welcome.

  • @maryseitz5553
    @maryseitz5553 4 года назад +13

    10:57 I don’t know why this is so funny to me. “I can’t find the f*cking disk!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @macymcdermott4178
    @macymcdermott4178 6 лет назад +498

    "Menchie got fat shammed by the vet " literally me at the doctor's 🐸🐸🍵🍵🍵😂😂and if u read this tell BENNNNNNNN HE NEEDS TO GET U MORE TEA

  • @hey_its_heather
    @hey_its_heather 6 лет назад +151

    This might be the best Simplymailogical...bible and ball gags 😂😂😂

    • @bisma1352
      @bisma1352 6 лет назад +3

      ikr but the one with ben's forhead hickey almost killed me laughing

  • @user-sn6jv5dv9s
    @user-sn6jv5dv9s 6 лет назад +189

    “I try to keep him here everyday.... by locking him in the closet”
    Girl what you gonna do when he comes out?

  • @jesuschristonaplasticsign
    @jesuschristonaplasticsign 4 года назад +35

    'Ireland or some tropical island'- two complete opposites 😂

  • @kxylahm
    @kxylahm 5 лет назад +2170

    Why I’m I watching this in 2019???
    Now I’m re-watching this in 2020
    Let’s see how long the dates go lol
    Date: 05/14th/20
    Date:06/11th/20
    Date:07/9th/20
    Date:08/1st/20
    Date:04/25th/21
    Date: 09/12th/21

  • @emilysmith3347
    @emilysmith3347 6 лет назад +163

    That windows XP moment had me howling 😂

    • @caitlinfedorek
      @caitlinfedorek 6 лет назад

      Emily Smith same I’m actually crying

  • @Frodin527
    @Frodin527 6 лет назад +218

    For some reason, here in the US not really sure about Canada though, every one judges you poorly if you aren’t engaged after dating someone for two flippin years. I got ridiculed by family members, co-workers and random judgy people all the time. I once had a co-worker tell me that my now husband must not really love me or want me since we had been dating for six years and he hadn’t proposed yet.
    My brothers told me to leave him because we weren’t engaged after the first year... 🤦🏻‍♀️ People are stupid, the reasons we got married are; health insurance, tax break for him and his parents said we couldn’t live together if we weren’t at least engaged (we did anyway, but he wasn’t super happy about upsetting them, fair).
    Side note: we are high school sweet hearts, who the fuck can afford a wedding at 19? Or even 20? 🤷🏻‍♀️Started dating in 2008 and got married in 2017, happy we waited. Honestly, I would have spent the money we spent on our wedding on our house hands down. Would have been a much better use of it, but his family is very traditional so fine...
    If you guys are happy the way you are that is all that matters, marriage literally does nothing to keep you together.
    *Ahem* I realized that this could come off wrong. I love my husband, I just wish there wasn’t social pressure telling us what we HAD to marry and more of just letting us be together in our own way. I don’t view marriage as adding anything to our actual relationship, it just makes it easier for us in some aspects if we are. Those ways should already be available to us, but aren’t for some reason.

    • @Needsleep247
      @Needsleep247 6 лет назад +5

      Frodin527 so much YES. Don’t have any desire to be married, have been with the boy for almost 4 years. We’ve built a very happy life together and if we ever get married it’ll be for something stupid and practical like health insurance benefits 😂

    • @danielleholt4721
      @danielleholt4721 6 лет назад

      I just got engaged to my boyfriend after 6 and half years on 12/16/18...

    • @nameless113
      @nameless113 6 лет назад +3

      I’ve been with my boyfriend for 10 years and we have an 8 year old son and no desire to get married in the near future. I don’t know why it’s so important to people that you get married if you’ve been together more than 2 years.

    • @gwenythbinkowski588
      @gwenythbinkowski588 6 лет назад

      I read the whole thing!!!

    • @catandnova
      @catandnova 6 лет назад +8

      Funny how a culture that pushes for marriage so fiercely also regularly complains (jokes?) about marriage being miserable.

  • @hollydavid7363
    @hollydavid7363 4 года назад +116

    "...giving a piece of them" 21:44
    HUH?!

    • @ali.f26
      @ali.f26 4 года назад +1

      I thought the exact same thing 😂😂😭😭

  • @rebeccafinkelstein1314
    @rebeccafinkelstein1314 6 лет назад +245

    there NEEDS to be a channel for the cats "simply tailogical" ^-^
    edit: so ik literally EVERYONE who gets over 10 likes says this but I'm gonna be basic and say "wOAH THIS IS THE MOST LIKES I'VE EVER GOTTEN"

  • @laurenbander4565
    @laurenbander4565 6 лет назад +247

    Omg I sent the "treasure map" schematic quiz over a year ago... but I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)

    • @AryakiM
      @AryakiM 6 лет назад +2

      It was amazing!!

    • @rachelx04
      @rachelx04 6 лет назад +1

      Wooooow you got featured!!!

  • @ShesAaRebel
    @ShesAaRebel 6 лет назад +346

    Why haven't David's Tea sponsored you yet?!

    • @saffronk2980
      @saffronk2980 6 лет назад

      True dat

    • @mimimosa259
      @mimimosa259 6 лет назад +12

      Why hasn’t Starbucks/Teavana sponsored her yet?

    • @forgetmenotfaery
      @forgetmenotfaery 6 лет назад +2

      honestly i was wearing my what do you think sweater and the girl at cash (at davids tea) was like AYYYYY

    • @mickieee
      @mickieee 6 лет назад

      don't need to sponser her since she just does free advertising for them and starbucks

  • @blu3.y0ur.m1nd
    @blu3.y0ur.m1nd 5 лет назад +30

    22:09 “it’s cause their parents are married”
    **whips and dabs on parents not being married**

  • @sweetea777
    @sweetea777 6 лет назад +499

    10:57 *_IM WHEEZING_*

    • @elenii1098
      @elenii1098 6 лет назад +5

      Same!! 😂😂😂

    • @Ash_XO
      @Ash_XO 6 лет назад +2

      Haha they be dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elorahowland3237
      @elorahowland3237 6 лет назад +4

      SweeTEA I must have watched it over at least 7 times and I'm crying😂😂😂

    • @raiya_w
      @raiya_w 6 лет назад +1

      It literally almost killed me 😂😂💀

    • @forgetmenotfaery
      @forgetmenotfaery 6 лет назад +1

      iM DYING OH MY GOD

  • @bellasouza7947
    @bellasouza7947 6 лет назад +79

    Yo Cristine, hopefully you see this because I may be able to let you know how to keep a Christmas tree in your house. My friends have a cat that goes bat shit crazy for their tree and all the ornaments. They gave up putting one up too, but this year they sprayed the crap out of the base of the tree with straight up orange juice (not the bottled stuff, just freshly squeezed orange liquids) and some water, not sure what the ratio was, and now they spritz it once or twice a day. Their cat avoids the tree like the plague. So if you and Ben are down for an orange scented tree this may be the solution to your issue. Also, if your worried about your floor getting ruined, you can always get one of those rugs that go around the base of the tree if you don't already have one to keep the ground protected from the sugar and acidity.

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 6 лет назад

      Bella Souza
      Or just do what i do and accept the fact that your cat is going to be sleeping _inside_ the tree for the next month 😅😅

  • @ravynbeckett9907
    @ravynbeckett9907 5 лет назад +226

    Christine: **opens packages and gets two ball gags**
    Me: that was expected

    • @Roereitje
      @Roereitje 4 года назад +3

      What are ball gags

    • @james-vj8og
      @james-vj8og 4 года назад +16

      @@Roereitje you don't need to know chilld

    • @j4y_xyz
      @j4y_xyz 4 года назад +5

      @@Roereitje um-stuff for adults

    • @Roereitje
      @Roereitje 4 года назад

      @@james-vj8og im not an child🤣

    • @alishagoss1726
      @alishagoss1726 4 года назад

      Feline .H google lol

  • @kristenlorraine2695
    @kristenlorraine2695 4 года назад +29

    Ben: "You okay Ronnie?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 DEAD!!