WHY DO PEOPLE SEND ME THIS! | Simplymailogical #13
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- Опубликовано: 15 дек 2018
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Stop pressuring them into getting married
Pressure them into taking a vacation
Best comment💯
That's gotta be "Ben Approved" !!!
Yes, tell them to take a week off and go somewhere tropical to have some fun while it’s cold af in Canada xD
Ben:See this person understands me..
Cristine:BEN!!!I NEED SOME TEA!!!
Ben:*Whispers*help me...
Apollo ikr lol
It's been a year and I still quote Ben,
"Today on SimplyMailLogical we got Bible and a Ballgag"😂
Kara Animates lmaoo
PLEASE TIME STAMP lol
Logan: Female With a Boys Name 21:26
@@amandarivera25 Thank you. Now I got it 😂
the comments are at 666
Ben getting that Donkey Kong DVD was everything. Hahahah
Love you so much you help me a lot
Oooh I didn't expect to see you hear when I was rewatching
Oh heck, I love your videos!
Hi jen
Theory: Ben was never actually in this video, Cristine just really carefully green-screened him in using the doll
A username is useless and Christine drags the doll everywhere, with a stock photo she found of a random guy and named it Ben. Ben doesn’t exist, he is simply a doll. If anyone has seen/met him irl then one of simply’s friends wore a really convincing mask
OMG AaAaA
@@melol9404 That's CLEARLY the only reasonable explanation! We've cracked it.
Iris Parker Simply doesn’t have any friends
@@ee-jm8uv ooh don't think I've ever gotten a thousand like on a comment before, I feel all powerful!
I love how people freak out that Cristine and Ben aren’t married, but aren’t the least bit alarmed that Cristine bought a mannequin, painted its face green, and talked to it for probably an hour, pretending it was a bunch of different youtubers.
Draw And sing and we wonder why they’re not getting married
Draw And sing keeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiitttttttthhhhhh
Draw And sing an hour more like 1 week
KEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICCC
Pretty sure the reason they want u and Ben to get married is so we can appreciate the first ever holo wedding dress.
thsts my reason
Haha Yes. I wanna see a Holo wedding dress... I don't wanna be the first
910 Pusheen The Cat *BYEEENNN
Even tho i 12 i want that wedding with tea and holo
Omg, and a holo cake!
anyone just started binge watching cristine’s videos during quarantine?
Yes me
Was it that obvious?😂😭
Wait sorry who are you talking to?
Because I sure did find this and start watching this every day in quarantine
I've always been binge watching her
I was a fan before but I kinda forgot about her... until quarantine that is
“My dad’s name is Ben and he attends to my needs”
Me: “note to self find a guy name Ben”
That's what ran through my head as I was rofl
Yesss
I think there’s an available one at troom troom
My brothers name is Ben and he is a pretty great guy.
@@Lucares Just saying Bens are good dudes.
“Bibles and Ball-gags” sounds like a Post Malone song lol
Ok... I'm laugh so hard at this that I can't breathe... 👏👏👏👏
beerbongs & bentleys? i only know bibles & ball gags
Tristan Reeves same lmao I Stan him hahaa
Id listen to that
I'm dying! 😂
"it would be illegal for me to agree" ben is lawful good dad
Yessss
Neutral Good ftw
ben: *gets a book*
ben’s first instinct: let me hit my girlfriend with this
that would be mine too
When you realise you're here in 2020, questioning your sanity; while still loving the video.
Someone's dad sitting at home going "Where's my Windows CD????" XD
@Gacha Life Star why
Eyyyyy I made it 1K
Xd
Cant believe how many likes this comment got, its just someone copying what was said in the video. Nothing witty or original.
@@kiwi1947 If you're triggered because someone's comment got likes (more than what I assume your own comment got) you need to get a life. People, please find his comment and like it. I typed it to show I found it funny and clearly other people found Ben's comment funny too. Calm yourself bruh.
"Today on simplymaillogical, we got a bible and a ball gag"
I can't. So funny!
Ikr
man it's weird when they call out 12/13 year-olds and I'm sitting here laughing because i'm gonna be 18 in a few days
but i just now realised that i started watching her when i was 13 😶
Happy almost 19th birthday
I still can't get over how much Ben laughed at that one letter. I don't think I've seen him laugh more than at this little girl's doing 🤣🤣 not even at Christine's jokes.
which letter? what time?
A bible & 2 ball gags! I’m crying 🤣
are the ball gags a inside joke i missed or something? 😂😂😂
They should try to read the bible while being ball gagged lol.
@@pvic6959 We all missed that one lnao
im concerned for who ever sent them
What the f*ck was that all about
Ben and Cristine in a large group of people
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RIP CRISTINE 2018-2018
Cristine*
Alicia Mackson it’s Cristine
Its Cristine
I watched this a year ago when I didn't know what the hell a ballgag was but then life wasn't innocent
Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how caring ben is especially when he was like," who hurt you"
“Dear customer we thank you for your order”
*”We dIdN’t OrDeR tHaT”*
I have so much respect for that fan that works as a 911 operator. I've heard some creepy 911 calls and I can't imagine being the one on the other end.
What time is it at?
7:33
I feel bad bc most hear the person calling getting shot or hurt. Just hearing someone scared or frantic makes me wanna cry let alone someone in a very scary situation
@Charming Billy or you know, they just have feelings 😊
I was The 665th like. Congrats
In retrospect marriage was actually really creepy, because one day someone decided that, I love you so much,,, I wanna get the governmemt involved so you can never legally leave me.
THIS!!!!
ROWA SPEAKING FACTS
I wonder if they lived long enough to see the creation of divorce. Lol
@@MoonMoonTM Oh my god you're right. Can you imagine?
Um, you are specifically talking about legal marriage certificates... the practice of marriage is much older than that. Marriage was traditionally used to; Make vows to your significant other in front of friends and family that you will remain faithful to each other in sickness and health, to move up in society by marrying up with a man of higher social status, to acquire a woman's dowry and land like a buisness merger, to create a peace contract between countries by sending princes or princesses to marry a king or queen
Honestly, cristine and Ben dont even need to get married, they’re already the mom and dad of RUclips. Let’s be honest.
Along with Jenna and Julian 😂
Being married doesn't make you a mom/dad having a child does ( not hating or anything. Or I getting this comment wrong but...)
@@lillycolvin8641 ever heard of a joke?
Lilly Colvin they do have children, 7.5 million of them.
@@august-tw2cl did Christine birth them, did she asopt them?
That damn troll "5 year old" XD
lol that windows disk... I lost it 😂😂😂😂
SAME IM currently dying from laughter
I was literally crying 😭😂
I'M CRYING WITH THE BALL GAG
no literally same
Omg, I lost it when she wrote there's nothing on it!
"dont use knife towards yourself"
cristine: used knife towards ben
I love Stray Kids!
@@seventeenandshinee5ever omg hiiii! ❤️
@@paul_ynomial Hii!! I wasn't sure if I was being too creepy lol!
After the question, “how much of your nail polish do you really use?” Got me thinking. What if you did a polish mountain with every color on your wall.
I think lots of people will be telling you and Ben to get married because safiya and tyler are engaged now so have fun
I was just thinking that
Omg I am dying.....WHY THE BALLGAGS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bubbzy72 I think they are to make sure Ben shuts the fuck up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I watched this video when it was uploaded and I come back to watch it again just to hear Ben say "you know there's a dad somewhere going WHERE'S MY DISK?!?!?!" Cracks me up every time hahaha
Disc*
"My mommy says I have to say 5 swear words a day or no icecream"
Me:wtf who let me be a mom
It's you in an alternate universe
I am 12 and I accidentally said what the fuck in front of my grandma when my father randomly showed up and she told me I was grounded and my mum popped out of the other room and said “your my mum, not Alex’s, so shut the hell up.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cristine: *gets hurt*
Cristine: *picks up her h💿l💿 bandages* It’S nOt A PrObLeM aNyMoRe
Best
Yessss
😂😂😂😂
Omg hahahaha
Oooooo
4:06 Cristine : I'm awkward on all types of floor.
Except maybe *holo floor*
Nope even more awkward😂
She would fully show her holosexuality and make everyone else awkward
I guess it's debAtable ❤
@@queermus Teabatable
**carpet
why does their tea look like soaked dirt water or something...? Just wondering.....
I was wondering that the whole time! I think it's cuz she puts milk in like herbal teas but idk 🤣
Well how else is it supposed to taste earthy....
A lot of herbal teas are fruity, from a Canadian obsessed with David's tea
Because they're drinking black tea. Black tea is dark brown or black colored.
I know it looks discustin
'Ireland or some tropical island'- two complete opposites 😂
WHY ARE PEOPLE SENDING THEM BALL GAGS?!
Idk
12 year olds man. Two kids in my ministry group talked about fuzzy handcuffs for an hour.
KittyKake 44 I mean. We don’t know what they are into.
@@LoveNeko64 that's because they probably saw it in a movie or on the internet.. Kids these days are able to see anything but don't understand the reality of it. Lol most think porn is realistic or drama shows.. sad expectations xd oh well.. they'll learn the hard way as they grow up. Not my problem
It was the neighbors. Apparently Cristine likes to scream BEYYN at all hours
"I'm very pretty, arent I?"
"It would be illegal for me to agree" 😂😂😂 only adults will understand what just happened there
Jesus Christ!!! 😂😂😂
Poetic Justice not just adults I get it too....😂😂
Poetic Justice i dont get it....
what
I'm an adult (20), and I don't understand. I didn't realize it was supposed to be a reference???
I've been with you for 3 years, anyone else remember when she painted the car with nail polish
Ben: "You okay Ronnie?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 DEAD!!
Two ball gags? Looks like you are both set for an interesting Christmas. 😂 😂
" a bible and a ball gag" omfG
jimindaisies love ur name and profile pic ❤️
Omg jimin 😍😍
AJEHDISMSD THEYRE LIKE THE OPPOSITE THINGS THO
They cancel each other out.
Alahna what if they actually bought the other one and didn’t realize it was in that mail pile😂😂
5:10 Can we just appreciate that someone managed to find a card that has holo on it and says 'Nailed it!'
What are the odds of that...
3:24 did Ben just say “eh” unironically??
it's a very helpful word, it's like yes >;(
Canadians do actually say "eh"
Canadians do actually say "eh"
So like if the first ballgag has a return address, you may want to send them the bible..
OMG they should!!
Wtf(what the fudge) is a ball gag literly I am so confused
@@london4840 Oh, sweet summer child, you really don't want to know.
@@london4840 oh to be this innocent once more
I'm literally crying you poor baby
“I think it would be illegal for me to say yes.” 😂😂😂
Hey your name is my name without the ke :)))
"...giving a piece of them" 21:44
HUH?!
I thought the exact same thing 😂😂😭😭
A Bible & two Ballgags... 😂😂😂😂
Ben: do kids still like stickers?
Me (not a kid): yes
Stan monsta x uglies
“I CAN’T FIND THE DISK!!!”
FIRST COMMENT ON YOUR COMMENT (what's wrong with me?)
WELL IM THE 1OOTH LIKE
💿this?
I have an IPod so you go to your emoji
Section ten the light bulb. And go to the left slowly looking for it.
"Dad you're not gonna find it its in Canada"
10:57 I don’t know why this is so funny to me. “I can’t find the f*cking disk!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
10:52 I WAS SENT TO HEAVEN & CAME BACK. Omggg that had me laughing so hard
Please add Tax Return Teal to Ben's nail polish line
OMG I love it!! 😂😂
Y E S
You've heard of panic at the Disco.... Now get ready for...... *Awkward on the carpet*
Do I see a fellow Army?
Fellow emo?
Omg that is the most mood thing I’ve ever read and you know bts? (Intended reference)
Why am I watching in October 2019?😂
Kawaii IceCream same!!!
Same lol
Same
Kawaii IceCream same
Idk why?
The CD part killed me 💀😭
Just picturing the dad looking for the CD with “nothing” on it 😂
You made me laugh so hard I was crying about the Windows XP disc! I'm so glad that You Tube suggested your channel to me. You are hilarious.
10:52 this is literally the funniest conversation on RUclips
my sides hurt I laughed so hard
i rewatched that ten times in a row and it’s still funny
Kat Williams same
Agreed! XD
i like ur profile pic :)
Just Effie ikr
I thought she was gonna pretend that the mannequin was ben?😂
3 cups of tea on school days and sometimes more on weekends and holidays.
Do you know what this means? Everyone is going to send you ball gags from now on. And then one day someone is going to open a closet and 462 ball gags are going to fall out.
Daisy Cooper omg lol
Laughed so hard at this bc I know it's going to be the truth.
WILL IT WATER MARBLE???
Bethany Campbell 50 shades HOLO-er
i am cryyyyying because the first ball gag was funny but the second omfg I’m weak
Ditto 😂😂
I’m dyin’ here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beyyn awkwardly holding a holo ring, Cristine: NO
It’s so wild to see what people have thought to send you. This Mailogical episode really showcases the entire spectrum of weird and awesome mail! 😂
Cristine you ahould water marble ornament's😅
Elisha Hyler omg yes like a continuation of will it watermarble
this video is proof that ben is turning into cristine
Hi
True
22:09 “it’s cause their parents are married”
**whips and dabs on parents not being married**
So wait you first get the Bible and then the next you unbox a choker ball thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohw I have watched that part over and over , even showed it to my best friend . But everytime we get to that part , I can’t breath from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Think Menchie was just still feeling down from being fat shamed at the dr's.
Pffthahahahaah
Nope Ninja pffhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahaahhahahaha hahahaahhahahaha hahahahahahahahaha
Yea......
I love how Ben got jealous of a dummy and had to remove it and replace it.
10:57 - 11:01
I swear how many times I have watched this video just to hear him say that OVER AND OVER again cause its just so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:43 the ZYLER YOUR A SKINNY LEGEND YASSS
Ben is becoming more comfortable on camera every video
Omg I sent the "treasure map" schematic quiz over a year ago... but I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)
It was amazing!!
Wooooow you got featured!!!
I can't go to home atm (covid) and I'm stuck at my relatives house since 7 months and I'm a having a simply Nail Logical marathon and the CD part really cracked me up and it's been a while since I laughed
Thank you for all of your videos, you’ve made me feel good when times are rough and even if you’re not streaming anymore I hope you’re super happy just like how you’ve made me ❤😊
OMFG the Windows XP...I was crying/laughing right along with you.
TheJanfu ben’s reaction killed me 😂😂😂
What does Ben say? I can't really understand! 😅
Me too i woke the whole house up i believe...😩😬😬😬
IKR! @@catiegrace7957
Ben: Windows XP ha ha ha
Cristine: But look how pretty it is. That’s fucking incredible.
Ben: You know like her Dads at home like 'I can’t find the fucking disc.' ha ha ha ha ha ha
Cristine: Her Dad and his tower computer…cause he refuses to upgrade to a Mac.
Ben: Her Dad’s name is Ben and 'he attends to my needs.’ ha ha ha ha Should we ship this back? Yeah I’m Betsy and I’m 12 yo. Yeah Ben, tea please. The CD has nothing on it. ha ha ha ha
Cristine: How does it have nothing on it? It’s clearly a Windows Xp cd. ha ha ha ha
Ben: See it does have something on it that someone other than you might need. ha ha ha ha I searched my room for everything HOLO.
Cristine: Thank you Betsy and I’m sorry to your Dad Ben.
@@sicka5255
PAINT SAFIYAS NAILS FOR HER WEDDING
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
YES YES YESSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSS💞
No I'm your mum
You’re a genius!!
12:01 omg im 11 years old im a girl and LOVE FISHING!!! I have lots of trophies and medals and I have been doing it since I was 7! So 4 years!
“IT’S NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE!!!!!!!!”
“WHAT DO YOU THINK??????????????”
No one is going to say anything about Cristine drinking 730 cups of tea a year.Thats's 45 gallons of tea.If she started drinking 2 day at ten she has drank 912 gallons of tea
What’s a lot of math
Me no understand
wow simplymathlogicol over here hahahahaaa... PLEASE TEACH ME!!!!!!!
ShippingAvaLance Dang that’s a lot of tea
That's assuming that every "cup" she drinks is a standard 8 oz's and not 12 or 16.
why did they get TWO independent shippings of BALL GAGS
because "shut the fuck up ben"
literally lost it at the disc lmaoooo
it's 2024 and i still watch these and sometimes keep them on in the background while working on college assignments because I just really miss her uploads and they make me smile even after being subscribed to her since before 1M followers
HOL UP WHY DID I THINK THE MANNEQUIN WAS BEN WEARING A MASK AJAKSJAOAJKAKAJK
same
SAME HAHAHAHA
Almost too dark she should do that one video just to f$&@ with us 😂😂😂😂
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT AT FIRST
also hello Army
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two ball gags and a bible under the tree!
🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol XD
Jenny VanderPas OH MY GOD 👏 that’s the best thing i’ve ever heard lmao
This is true beauty
Simply: are u a cop or r u writing a book?
Me: 😂🤣
You guys are an absolute riot! I laugh so hard every time I watch you two 😻
Like Post Malone’s “beerbongs and bentleys” it’s Simplynaillogical’s album “ballgags and bibles”
HAHAHAHA
😂
😂
Omg I laughed so hard ty 😂😂😂🇨🇦
Ben: This mail is getting weirder and weirder.
Pulls out a ball gag and puts it around his neck.
Mic drop.
Later ball gag#2 letter:Dear customer thank you for buying this product.
😅😅☕☕
Maybe Ben sent also first and trying to hint something
Alžběta Ponková LMAO
10:58 through 11:22 I'm dead laughing I've turned into a hyena to 😆🤣😂
So far this is my favorite simplymailogical lmao
I have slowly watched Ben become cristine over the years. They are now the same person.
Jasmin Kelly dame!
Same * sorry (:
@@SaraNicoleYT I thought ypu misspelled dammmmnnnn!!
@@doubardelas3715 rip
@@jimbojimbus I'm sorry if that offended you in some way
I think they should have a "wedding". An over dramatic, totally holo, wedding that's purely for a RUclips video and has some of their RUclips friends there. I don't think they need to go through all the paperwork to legalize them as a married couple but with her sense of humor and threadbanger as a few of their friends I think a wedding for a RUclips video could be hilarious.
Ben could wear the dress x)
Yes, that would be so cool If they did
Savinzra yaaassss they could bring up Corrine and have her help Cristine make a holo wedding dress
Ben needs to be dressed as a banana
It would be them trolling the world
Never had one bad thing to say about this channel. Love you both so much!
This moment when you look away and suddenly the terrifying greed headed manikin turns into Ben
“Today on simplymailogical, we got a bible and a ballgag.” 😂
NOT JUST ONE BUT TWO BALLGAGS
That windows XP moment had me howling 😂
Emily Smith same I’m actually crying
I love when someone from you're videos😂 everything is perfect. I love when Menchie roasted everyone with her look
This was the first video under the nail art category on RUclips lol