Please Do Not Send This To Me Anymore | Simplymailogical #15
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- Опубликовано: 17 дек 2019
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In today's episode of SimplyMailogical, we learn that my sister Jen read my diary, we get a bag of dicks in the mail, Jen takes all my money, and people send a lot of strange plastic bags. This episode was filmed a few months ago. Sorry for the delay, my editing skills got lost in the mail.
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HOLO THERE! Welcome to my second channel!
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P.O. Box 35051 Westgate
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“I’ve never written to a celebrity in my entire life”
*Jenny: Dont worry you still haven’t*
That's why we like Jen.
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!! LOL! Jen is the best!!
Jenny Alexander
Just heard that when i saw this
Jenny Alexander such a sister response. Love it.
If my sister or I ever had any kind of talent, skill or success in this world we’d be the same.
Jen is Awesome😂😂 kinda savage
What if all the "cristine if you're reading this I'm gonna die" letters are written by captured troom troom workers that want to be rescued
I T why is this so funny?!
🤣🤣🤣
#savetheblueeyedgirl
This comment is too good 😂👏🏼
omg you might be right
My wife was the stalker that sent the pink envelope with holo inside. I'm so proud.
proof or it's a lie 😝
Truth. I am said stalker wife 🤗
It’s true I was the envelope
April fools 😋 I was the holo
I was the pink 👀
*Works for the government*
Fans: Sends drugs
Elizabeth Bashaw wait wait wait is that true or is it something else
Nah, it's just baking soda.
@@janexxxxx what are you saying is true cause the drugs no but she working for the government is true
@@hhh_hhh903 i was confused back then it doesnt matter
*Cristine:* makes endless drug jokes
*Fans:* send bowls, syringes and bags of white powder to the PO box
*Cristine:* o:
Lmfao
Eye-
Surprised Pikachu face
•O•
they prolly smoked some after
I bet Jen smoked in between videos too 😂
Zyler: This box is speaking to me...MUST GET IN
Cristine: *opens box*
Zyler: YEET toy is of the mines now
Omfg kyla
Omg thank you for so many likes!! And thank you Cristine!
I’m laughing at the fact that someone wrote “read this in an American accent” and it just turned YEEHAW real quick.
Is that not how we talk?
Definitely not lmfao💀
Went from Canadian to Texan REAL QUICK
And the Trump sign...
Fan: Says anything even the slightest bit nice about Cristine
Jen: *I'm gonna stop you right there*
"I have never written a celebrity in my entire life"
Jen: don't worry you still haven't
The most sibling thing ever 😂
Tara Pierse oh btw someone copied ur comment I think but Cristine hearted this one but the other one has more likes and they were the same month 🧐🧐
“Take out the trash girl!”
“Put him in the garberater” lmao as a high school teacher I swear I wish I could say this to my students when they come crying to me about someone 😂👏
Emily P TIL that the garbage disposal is called the garburator in Canada (; (for US folks, it’s the insinkerator or disposal in your kitchen sink)
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paradoxmo I knew I probably spelled it wrong! Lol
@@paradoxmo Ooh I wondered why she said garburator! What a fun word, Canada is cool.
Elin yeah
Cristine: "Let's have a race!"
Jen: *aggressively opens mail*
I can’t tell which one is supposed to be the more “responsible sister.”
Between The Ears
XD
Me neither
Menchie is supposed to be the responsible one😂
“I’m sorry if I spelled your name wrong I am still a child”
i read this as jen said that
666 likes
is jen drunk or has she just got a drunk personality
pretty sure it’s both
Definitely both
Her blood is literally alcohol
No idea, but she is awesome.
Na thats just us chill Canadians... we influenced by the chillness of our weed culture i think
Jen sticking random money from ten-year-olds down her shirt is a MOOD
that's a big ass mood
“Dear ben, banana banana banana banana banana, I figured u would understand” 😂😂😂🍌🍌🍌🍌
I read this comment as she said this 🤣🤣🤣
@@heidispicer7652 me too hahaha
That made me laugh 😂🤭
Jen messing around: it’s raining unicorn skin
Cristine taking it seriously: well I’m glad you identified it
Jen: I find tampons a lot easier
Cristine: Period.
Okay??? You literally just copied down what they said???? Like i already heard the joke I watched the video??? Reapeating the same exact thing doesn't make you funny????
turd polish That’s a joke right
turd polish people do it all the time and lots of people find it funny..
@@fkhan2006 why does it have 400+ likes. You need to chill and no one cares
@@fkhan2006 its called... THEY find it funny so they post it. People can find things funny that you dont and you can find things funny that some people dont. 😤☠😤☠😤
Cristine: * literally works for the government*
Fans: sends drugs and baking soda.
wait she does? i thought she was just a full time youtuber
Chrissy Pink she's a crime statisics analyst
@@nancyjean3471 woaah
Chaotic evil: sending a glitter bomb
Lawful good: *sending holo glitter in an enclosed bottle for cristine to use*
Chaotic good, sending a letter warning of the effects of holo on the environment
Chaotic Neutral : Sending unicorn skin and calling it holo
I'd like but it's at 69
I think what I love most about Cristine is that she doesn’t break and dive into some of the stupid trendy stuff. I’ve been watching Cristine for about 5 years now and I’ve never not wanted to watch her. She’s funny and not in a stupid way. Not only that but she’s a good role model and encourages the kids watching to stay in school. I love her and her videos make me happy. Thank You Cristine for making the last 5 years AMAZING. I love watching you and hopefully I won’t stop watching anytime soon.
Edit: And not just that her humor isn’t watered down. It’s not always the same thing. And thinks that’s part of why I love it so much.
She humors the popular trends and it’s always gold
Perfect comment.
Yeah she has made my life so much better
Same here I’ve been watching her since 2013 and I’ve never not wanted to watch her. I also admire that she’s genuine and doesn’t put on a fake personality like some RUclipsrs... cough *jake Paul* cough
I love that Zyler is getting so comfortable with the camera! Like father like son.
i still remember lol
Jen: “ITS A BLUNT!!!”
*grabs blunt immediately*
Lol 😂
*Drug Dealer:* *Trying out New Supply of Cocaine*
“Damn. Cristine needs to try this”
Okinawa: That's Russia, right?
- we're great at geography
We love you even if you don't know common Japanese cities, Cristine!
@@Lroselovely88 Okinawa is an island, not a city 🤦
The most known Japanese island. XD
Clearly Russia. When in doubt, go with Russia
Tbf Americans mostly know it because of its importance in World War II.
@@ddawn23 maybe, but she's not american (and neither am I, so I can't confirm your claim lmao. But I didn't learn much about WW1 and WW2 and I am canadian)
Cristine : always makes drug references
Cristine when she gets syringes and weird powders : *surprised Pikachu face*
Someone making drug jokes doesnt actually make it okay to send them drugs/fake drugs
really never realized how many children watched cristine lmaooo
I know, I’m 16 and I feel like I shouldn’t be here 😂
im 12 sooooooo
I'm, 12
I'm 11 duh
I’m 14💀
When she said Okinawa was in Russia I choked
Same!! I was taking a drink when she said it lol 🤤
I would love to feel the joy that 9 year old kids presumably feel when their favourite RUclipsr opens their artwork in a video
Then diy
I’d love to feel the joy of being 9 again
jen's "i have a meeting" is her version of jenna marbles's "i have a basketball game tomorrow" lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It took me way too long to realise she didn't have a basketball game. I just thought she was a very active person.
Mcmyou I literally thought she was going to a basketball game until you posted this lol
“It’s like 4 million Canadian”
Rhiana Lopez welp she is now a millionaire again 💿💿💿😅 imma sub to uuuu
“Shall I locate the drink slave?” 😂😂😂
Eve Hoehle-Adams it’s still the best thing she’s said I’m pretty sure
Zyler went crazy at the start when he smelled that sweet catnip. Drug cat
It's a family issue. 😂
Legend says those dollars are still in jen's bra
Ayy cristine liked it ❤️❤️
sheepie luv pfff haha lol
Along with that peanut butter cup from a couple of episodes ago
U mean her training bra
lol i always put money in my bra too and then forget about it until i take my bra off to get in the shower and it's either stuck to my boob or falls on the floor 😅
Yassss! I always forget about money and it falls and my family always finds it
"reading other people's mail is illegal" damn my mom going to jail someone call 911
Illegal without permission from the recipient of the post :)
GUYS a "self portrait" is when someone draws a portrait of themselves, these people sent you a PORTRAIT of Cristine! 😂
Omfg Zyler in the first freaking 30 seconds of the video was the most I've seen Zyler do in the entire 3+ years I've been watching Cristine
The end was so sweet when Jenn took over for Cristine when she went into her emotional sock
She knew what to say because cristine talks about her friends alot in her normal life
"What do you want me to do, this is the language of my people" 😂
Zyler trying to open a box then immediately steals something from it is 100% something my Skimble would do! 😹😹😹
Me: having a really rough day
Cristine: posts
Me: :))))
i'm sorry i hope your day gets better!!
I hope it got better!
I get it, I had a really shitty day too
I had a poop day too *hug* hope it gets better for all of us
Same holo homie
I’m sorry but Jen is literally the best person ever.
This might be true..idk
A User e no
Is this Jen? 🧐
But Jen would be subscribed to Liza Koshy
@@MrsMrMoney probably.. HAHAH
“Tell Jen I love her... she said she hates you”
Every sister can relate
Cristine: “the day you were born I cried”
My older sister when I was born💀
I had a flashback to my sister’s twilight vampire phase when Cristine bit Jen
when i came home from the hospital my older brother asked ‘she’s not actually going to live with us is she?’
@@kism12 my sisters first words when she saw me was "she has eyes" as if i wasnt gonna have eyes
Cristine: *Receives contact lenses*
Jen:"Gimmie your eye. Gimmie your eyeee!"
Rocket: "I'm gonna need THAT GUY'S eye!"
Just it puts the lotion on its skin
“Is he at Starbucks?”
“He’s at WINNERS”
The most Canadian thing Cristine has ever said
Edit: “throw it in the garburator” is the most Canadian thing Cristine has ever said
I love going to winners lmaoo
Winners is the real shit 💪🤧
as i was reading this comment cristine said "throw it in the garburator" at the same time L
They don't have Winners in the United-States?
Sabrina Mercier no but the equivalent is like TJ maxx or like Marshall’s or Ross
Everytime they say "my name is ....... And I'm ..... Years old" my brain always trying to add "and I have a basketball game tomorrow"
OneLoneVoice ...”I got shoot game” lol
OneLoneVoice shoe*
@@melindajoy8374 what?
You know Cristmas is coming up you can drop another oatmeal video. Not forcing you but....🤷🏽♀️💁🏽♀️👍🏽
Niya McMoore I think you’re onto something 😳
Cristmas*
@@thewiggleman4199 christmas
If you switch the L and M in lemon it makes melon.
Nerdy Parker Brooke-lyn #randomfacts lol imma sub to uuu
😂😂
I love this comment.
Cristine: "Okinawa. That's in Russia, right?"
Okinawa: "...Sure"
Japan: am I a joke to you
One day. One day. We’ll take over your island one at a time.
痛い痛い
where is Okinawa
@@chewedupgum7024 obviously Japan
No one
Jen when there’s a noise on the side
🌝
Can you put a clock on the screen so we know how long you’ve been opening kinda curious
Confirmed: Jen isn’t actually Cristine’s sister, she’s a paid actress. They tried to fool us but in reality Cristine was paying Jen IN this video for her service.
Courtney Wethington no stop 😂
Any proof?
Jen is obviously far more talented and a better nail artist. There’s no way they’re related
I just searched up Google and they are actually related lmao:)
Yo where yo proof bro haha 😂 no proof no real
Cristine: "you've got to cut aWAy from people!"
Also Cristine: cuts directly towards Jen
Grimogen G
Who said Jen is a people?
Siblings arent ppl
Lane Adams *insert British accent* Shall we call them pEaSeNtS
The younger ones
Jen is an alien confirmed
“This is the language of my people” 💀
Fan: *makes an envelope because they didn’t have one*
Jen: “their gonna some great inventor one day”
Cristine: “their gonna be on troom troom”
I wheezed-
Edit: woah thanks:) i have nvr reach 100 likes before:')
black rose I for real read this at that time she said it
They’re*
@@banshareeparmar7432 ehh... Sorry English ain't my first language. I'm Singaporean
black rose it’s absolutely fine I just want you to use it correctly anywhere else from now on:)
*they're **oh i just realised you already knew
legit just broke up with my bf and now im on a rewatch session of all your videos to cheer me up. i love you so much cristine and have a merry christmas and happy new year!
That’s so sad
@@Jerry_Freestyle not really he was a peace of shit
@@__rae nvm congratulations
@@Jerry_Freestyle 😂 Thankyou
OMG!! ITS ME THERESA HOLY CRAP IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW IM CRYING MY EYES OUT, THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME!
congrats!
@@po_215 Thanks!
I know they’re sisters, but they sound a lot alike.
Kay Laurent it’s like hard to tell who’s talking sometimes 😂
So much alike
My mom, my sister, and I all sound a lot alike and my dad and grandparents have a hard time figure out who it is when they call us and one of us picks up the others phone. I find it scary yet hilarious
Cristine, I’m sorry to break the news... but, the diary’s that have the locks in them. They all have the same key. You can get into anyone’s if you have a set.
It’s like one big club of secrets. 😂
Gabby Vandal lol
I used to open mine with a metal nail file tip. Even without the key they are stupid easy to open
Jen: Expresses what Cristine was really feeling with a nice statement.
Cristine: *TOO MANY FEELINGS ACTIVATE SOCK MODE*
I love how cristine's american accent is just southern
Mili Rosales she had to learn to speak Southern for a part she had as a child actor (:
It’s pretty much like when Americans do Australian accents
Which is extra hilarious because a majority of us have the exact same accent as she does
..she’s Canadian...
Red Panda Productions How is it like that at all, Australians all have the same accent
“No murder please”
-Jen 2019
Lizzie Lamping and that was the day homicide rates went down to 0
We did it boys, murder is no more
She makes a compelling argument
It really is nice to see a RUclipsr whose pretty popular, opening the mail and actually really happy and appreciating their subscribers 🤍 especially having a young following
Your relationship with your sister is awesome and funny. I have two sisters and we’re exactly like this, even now that we’re in our late 20’s. You two are enjoyable to watch.
"She's getting emotional so she's getting into her sock"
Next episode: A box that is literally a brick of catnip
When you started singing a parody of sorry miss Jackson I was like I literally was about to say that🤣
I have 3 teenage daughters and I have always told them that I know that they swear, I'm not an idiot, but as long as they know there's a time and place (hanging out with their friends, not in front of teachers or adult family members etc.) they won't be in trouble, because I agree, the more you tell a kid that something is forbidden the more they want to do it lol I found your channel because my 2 younger daughters were watching it, and I have been watching you since. Love your work, thank you so much for sharing 😊❤
"Touch me again and I will eat u" 💀I died
Is it like a sister thing when someone says something that brings up a memory of a song and they both sing it at the same time cause me and my sister do that alot
I do that with my sibling too LOL
Oh yeah we do it too
Šåšhå Babes having a sister is the best
Julia S MY DISAPPEARING FOOOODDDDD
its a sibling thing
“TEA! YOU GOT TEA BAGS!”
“ *TEA!? **_WHERE!???_* ”
oh my goodness my poor ears
Cristine hiding in her jacket when things get too serious is me
Cristine: bLunt?
Jen: BLUNT *grabs it out of hand*
Guess we know who the stoner of the family is
no surprise there
All of those drug jokes finally caught up to her...
Firestorm70 The crack jokes 😂😂
I just want to thank you so much for being you
You really just don’t know how good you make me feel
I have depression the real one no the ones that millennials post on Facebook to get attention, I’m literally crying bc some issues that I’m struggling right now and for some reason I found your channel since almost 4 years or so, I’m not even your public target but I’m super glad that I found you
You take me out from some really bad times in my life thank you so much and keep being you
Jen: *we got this right zyler?*
zyler: *Touch me again and i eat u*
1:00 Jenn: "We got this, right Zyler?" *Aggressively taps Zyler* 😂😂😂
Michelleiscul it was a fist bump!
Zyler then looks at Jenn with pure hate, and disgust in his eyes
ဖူးကား
Mail time is always so fun! Remember that time when Ben gave himself a hickey on the forehead? I can never forget that 😆
Yes! How can that one be forgotten!? So funny!
i havent seen jen in so long that i was convinced she was a fever dream
I literally teared up at 19:30. Cristine and Jen seem like such genuine people. Happy Holodays.
WHEN SHE SAID “she gave you her first peelie” I THOUGHT SHE SAID “pube” AND I CHOKED
Taylor I thought she said •tooth• for some reason 💀
It's just as personal let's be honest lmao
I thought she said pube too
NGL I heard poo
I heard 'peepee' i-
“DEEEDADEEEDEEEDEEDOOOO DOODADEEE DADEEDEE- WHAT? guys u gotta stop sending drugs”
It’s the Hamster Dance
Cristine's outro always makes me feel so warm and cozy and happy :')))
These will forever be my favorite simply videos
Cristine: *”They’re gonna be on troom troom”*
Jen: *”I don’t know what that is...”*
Send her to the ranch XD
Cristine should make jen watch troom troom with her
Ik it's too late to say this but ROASTED! JEN ROAsted tHeM!!
yoursoloud oops sorry! 😂😂😂😂
Ok but like
JEN IS BACK,IM HYPED I ACTUALLY MISSED HER!
I love how Cristine just casually stuck her middle finger up when she popped the peely 😂
Whats a peely?
missSDW *surprised pikachu face* it’s a nail peel off base coat idk how to explain
I love Jens tendency for murder threats, highly relatable, top tier content 🤣
“ITS A BLUNT!” -Jen 2k19
U made me drop my phone on my face
Yeah I love the year 2k19 🤔
Why does Jen sounds like she was drunk all the time 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She is
Armyy
Because of the legal catnip you can get in the mail.
Bahahaha I literally just posted that too!!! Or she's high! Cuz she mentioned u can get cannabis in the mail legally now.🤣🤣
OMG i just commented that 😂
"It's like 4 million Canadian." XD That broke me.
Jen: if I get glitter bombed..
Jen: *gets capsules of glitter*
Me: well she did get glitter bombed
On the day I was born my brother 100% cried and tried to send me back because he wanted a brother, not a sister. So great to see Jen, always a fun time when she comes for a visit!
I know my sister didn't want me because she was the baby before I came along. Apparently as a newborn I already had a very vocal hater.
*Cristine's fans sending her drugs for 20 min straight*
*and 23 seconds*
@@donnafox1 boooo
Booooo
Charles Ross what are you booing at lmao...
@@charlesross7684 what is your problem
I'm 25 and I never wanted a sister until I started watching Cristine and Jen's videos together. They make it look so fun 👯
My life would be complete of Jen gets her own RUclips channel.
this is the reason cristine and ben dont have kids: we are her kids. she has too many alr
They killed her before she could speak the truth
@@meganold443 LOL
Did you run out of characters
@@meganold443 I was gonna say that and then you beat me 😂
"It's true i feed off people!"
*proceeds to bite Jen*
The chaotic energy of this whole thing is why I subscribe to you.
Watching Simply (Not) Logical while painting my nails with the holo taco holoday collection I got for Christmas :)