Jamie's Dating Profile | Not Today, Pal Ep. 18

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  • Опубликовано: 5 авг 2024
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    On this episode of Not Today, Pal, Jamie has a surprise for Rob...she made a dating profile...that he had asked her to make. Rob reviews the pictures she's selected and the Booth Boys chime in on her swiping prospects. Rob and Jamie then talk about Rob's weird breathing, his poop discussions with Cutter, and a very familiar statue in Lithuania. We also get another Memory Lane featuring a family portrait and later Rob has a mind numbing riddle for Jamie. Enjoy!
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    00:00:00 - Intro
    00:02:31 - Jamie Made A Dating Profile!
    00:03:43 - Profile Picture Review
    00:11:57 - This is Jamie
    00:17:48 - Audio Clip Guessing Game
    00:22:25 - Weird Breathing/Pooping Schedules/OCD
    00:28:28 - Memory Lane
    00:30:11 - Lithuanian Tony Statue
    00:34:23 - Rob's Riddle
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Комментарии • 298

  • @luisc2975
    @luisc2975 8 месяцев назад +9

    “First of all, it’s 1 of 2 genders!” 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @vanyllinha
    @vanyllinha 8 месяцев назад +21

    The best thing about this pod is not having “tour dates” 😊

  • @christianbrix4311
    @christianbrix4311 8 месяцев назад +104

    Another few minutes closer to the hour we deserve!

    • @tb1753
      @tb1753 8 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t think we’ll ever see an hour even where my moms at was cut in half like 6 months ago 😢

  • @user-dl3xj5re3y
    @user-dl3xj5re3y 8 месяцев назад +108

    Jamie has aged gracefully, simply beautiful.

    • @itsfarookmayne
      @itsfarookmayne 8 месяцев назад +5

      She's my kryptonite

    • @wompwomp338
      @wompwomp338 8 месяцев назад +4

      Red flag. 🚩

    • @isaiah2387
      @isaiah2387 8 месяцев назад +7

      Chad's burner account

    • @chaz2damax
      @chaz2damax 8 месяцев назад

      So creepy bro, keep those thoughts in your head

    • @H-Vox
      @H-Vox 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@chaz2damaxYou're beautiful too

  • @JKimPersonal
    @JKimPersonal 8 месяцев назад +146

    After relistening to the intro over and over, I can confirm it says, “Please Help Me” from likely one of Tom’s victims in the Mommy Basement.

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 8 месяцев назад +4

      1:12 😂hell yeah bro brin g back the Confederate flag ❤slaves in the basement making babies for me😂2get even more social security KEEP EM HIGH and TIGHT ,,,churr from NZ (van diemans land way down at the bottom of the world

    • @user-jq1ny4qf9q
      @user-jq1ny4qf9q 8 месяцев назад

      This is absolutely the worst podcast ever(.)

    • @RayRaeTV
      @RayRaeTV 8 месяцев назад +3

      I was ready to bash this comment but I ended up loving it 😂❤

    • @screamdreamer9085
      @screamdreamer9085 8 месяцев назад +4

      It does say please help me, but it’s from an airline worker dealing with Tom

    • @Tosh-hugs
      @Tosh-hugs 8 месяцев назад +3

      Calling from Garth’s backyard

  • @liffei420
    @liffei420 8 месяцев назад +50

    First of all Jamie is never short of stunning. That said IMO dating profiles where they show their kids rub me the wrong way. It's fine that you have kids, but keep them off dating profiles. It gives me I am going to introduce you to my kids after 3 dates vibe.

    • @liffei420
      @liffei420 8 месяцев назад +3

      @nicksyoutubeaccount well to be fair the kids should come first its not that they are rejecting you more so knowing raising them is priority number one

    • @rodspodcastentertaiment8368
      @rodspodcastentertaiment8368 8 месяцев назад

      When Cutter dies, bad dystra genes, the l line will be around the block to take on Jamie Lynn even with her manic children. Dykstra Genes.

    • @thelizardkween
      @thelizardkween 8 месяцев назад +3

      So you rather they surprise you on the 10th date lol ok

    • @liffei420
      @liffei420 8 месяцев назад +1

      @thelizardkween nah if you have kids go ahead and say so in your profile if you want just no pictures of them on your dating app pictures

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 8 месяцев назад

      True stories FACT is there's some sicko pedo scumbags on da intaweb !!!!

  • @casstellations_13
    @casstellations_13 8 месяцев назад +26

    Jamie literally IS sunshine ☀️

  • @Dolumdidu
    @Dolumdidu 8 месяцев назад +3

    Bro where is this week's episode im jonesing!! Lol

  • @EtanG911
    @EtanG911 8 месяцев назад +25

    Honestly I think it would’ve said much more about Jamie if she was feeding hotdogs to a pig. Savage!

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 8 месяцев назад

      🤣😂

    • @SkinnyKitchen
      @SkinnyKitchen 8 месяцев назад

      back in the day when South Park put 2 episodes on a vhs, they had interludes. One was Trey and Matt feeding bacon to Makon the pig. feeding bacon to a pig, so obviously it'll never be shown again, you had to be there. Makin Bacon with Makon. and pigs will eat anything besides teeth and bones

  • @jeffs_outside
    @jeffs_outside 8 месяцев назад +10

    Her dating profile tells me I’m broke

  • @shaybene5141
    @shaybene5141 8 месяцев назад +17

    Jamie’s commercial was on tv last night. She looks amazing! Congrats

  • @katievincent4220
    @katievincent4220 8 месяцев назад +2

    That girl at the golf club was me!! Thanks for the shout out☺️

  • @davidsolis6088
    @davidsolis6088 8 месяцев назад +21

    Starting to look forward to this more than the ymh podcast

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah my bro , Jean!!!check out Danny Brown ,first date ,2bears one cave ❤️my mommies keep em high &tight stay safe BENT EDGE4Life ...laffter the best medicine💯

    • @davidcapparelli843
      @davidcapparelli843 8 месяцев назад

      are you.....special@@mikeysemple9318

  • @zachery5565
    @zachery5565 8 месяцев назад +17

    Love you guys can’t believe Jamie is 40 she looks 28 still

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 8 месяцев назад

      🔥&fit and 40!!!! that's one mommie I'd Ike to hit /smash

  • @Yah_Mean
    @Yah_Mean 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love this podcast. These two have a natural back and forth it’s incredible.

  • @scherfette
    @scherfette 8 месяцев назад +6

    Poor Jamie didn’t get to do her sweet or sour. Rob just cuts her off every time she begins to talk. He asks the question and then says “before you answer…” and continues to talk about himself😂

    • @Cletus69VanDamme
      @Cletus69VanDamme 8 месяцев назад +4

      Brent Kreishler vibes

    • @briancannon3987
      @briancannon3987 4 месяца назад

      so annoying. he did it alot when they had fynn on. the worst is when fynn begins to tell a story rob cuts him off and they never go back to what will was going to say. rob your interviewing THEM

  • @jonpayne94
    @jonpayne94 8 месяцев назад +7

    Progressively getting longer each episode, true edging

  • @STEPHAN1808
    @STEPHAN1808 8 месяцев назад +7

    Absolutely love this channel / Podcast you guys should do a live show it would be great. Keep up the good work!

  • @luisc2975
    @luisc2975 8 месяцев назад +6

    Why do I feel like I’m falling in love with Jaime??!! She looks prettier and cooler every episode!

  • @bilalahmad8500
    @bilalahmad8500 8 месяцев назад +10

    Jamie ages like fine wine 🍷 😍😍🤤

  • @D_SQ
    @D_SQ 8 месяцев назад +7

    No kidding. Jamie even at 40 or whatever, like Rob said, is in the 1% in the attractive scale as far as I'm concerned, and a huge reason I watch the pod. Rob is great obviously and holds the pod down in a manner it can't go on without him, and the booth boys, who are cool, but guys know what it is. Same with Lauren Compton's pod. 😂

  • @MaggWinnin
    @MaggWinnin 8 месяцев назад +6

    Greetings from Lithuania! Hope you guys visit some day. Love the show

  • @livalice2358
    @livalice2358 8 месяцев назад +37

    Have been looking forward to this podcast, wish they were longer though!

  • @LiamFadness
    @LiamFadness 8 месяцев назад +6

    nadav quit because they wouldn’t make NTP episodes longer

  • @jasoncataldi2053
    @jasoncataldi2053 8 месяцев назад +21

    I can’t agree with Rob more on the whole Gender Reveal reactions. 👏🏼. Preach brother.

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 8 месяцев назад +1

      Hell yeah, 🤣👍❤️ it

    • @Kyle_Riel
      @Kyle_Riel 7 месяцев назад +1

      Gender reveals are a celebration of genders, when the world government is trying to tell us genders don't exist.
      Long live gender reveals, long live genders. #banthey/thems

  • @eljefe68
    @eljefe68 8 месяцев назад +7

    Hey Rob. Those noises you make is called Tourette's. 😂

    • @oneofus6924
      @oneofus6924 8 месяцев назад

      lol i think you are quite right

    • @Charlee4459
      @Charlee4459 8 месяцев назад +1

      I think its ADHD... I do things like that... there are certain "trigger" words I'll hear that will instantly give me a strong urge to sing a song or quote a movie lol.

  • @JAHughes1988
    @JAHughes1988 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hey, Jamie Lynn! I sat beside you on a flight from New York to LA and you were the nicest person. I tried not to ask too many questions, I probably failed. You were so sweet,wish you all the love and happiness in your life.

  • @danniejones2032
    @danniejones2032 8 месяцев назад +3

    The thing I got from all of Jamie's photos is she has a wedding ring on in every photo.

  • @iTzYoMasterXX
    @iTzYoMasterXX 8 месяцев назад +6

    I know something about Jamie! She loves Reese's peanut butter cups!

  • @pierrepolanco2418
    @pierrepolanco2418 8 месяцев назад +1

    Im so happy they kept the ymh spirit alive.

  • @jeninlight
    @jeninlight 8 месяцев назад +23

    Love Jamie’s little booster seat. None for Rob?

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂 Nice one👍ya can pee on me beat me put me a booster seat anytime.....F.aye!!! ?😂

    • @CCitis
      @CCitis 8 месяцев назад +3

      I assume that’s because of her MS. Can be painful

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 8 месяцев назад

      @@CCitis 😜🤣👍

    • @karenrowey8752
      @karenrowey8752 8 месяцев назад +1

      I believe he does sit on one too

  • @cryptomushroomcommunity5702
    @cryptomushroomcommunity5702 8 месяцев назад

    great pod

  • @castlefreight8764
    @castlefreight8764 8 месяцев назад

    I’m so late…THEY HAVE A PODCAST AND ITS ON YMH THIS IS A CRAZY COMBO

  • @kmuttleyjr147
    @kmuttleyjr147 8 месяцев назад +7

    Need to get the father in law Lenny on the show!

  • @mapwezt
    @mapwezt 8 месяцев назад

    Love the pod

  • @ooleg
    @ooleg 8 месяцев назад +1

    Haha lets just watch this pod for whatever time it takes for them to see Rob and Jamie is THE Perfect couple! 😅👍

  • @Ignitionite
    @Ignitionite 8 месяцев назад +1

    The pizza is already made, it just needs somebody to open the box.

  • @calebmay4721
    @calebmay4721 8 месяцев назад

    You guys are awesome!!

  • @mrroboto8671
    @mrroboto8671 8 месяцев назад +2

    About the the "stimulator" theory; I got to poke a hole in it...nocturnal emmision.

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 8 месяцев назад

      Right!? My very first thought. Drew would be so disappointed in the Booth Boys for not explaining to Jamie & Rob that cum is made in the balls.

  • @joetasker8855
    @joetasker8855 8 месяцев назад +10

    Jamie could make a gay man straight and a straight woman gay ❤

    • @kamalwalker4324
      @kamalwalker4324 8 месяцев назад +1

      Big 💯💯

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 8 месяцев назад

      🤣💯true ❤️ goes both ways 👍😜 but Rob better grow his hair 🤣b4id go gay 4him

  • @AnthonyGhandour
    @AnthonyGhandour 8 месяцев назад

    I am so happy to see these two people have a podcast together, I mean, the Sopranos is the best show ever honestly if not top 5 tv series everrrrr
    Shout out to you guys! Thank you for creating such an amazing show and now having a sweet podcast!

  • @3K4peikos
    @3K4peikos 8 месяцев назад +2

    I am Lithuanian (from Vilnius) and if you come here I'll show you around

  • @BudPalmer
    @BudPalmer 8 месяцев назад +3

    Do farmers make milk? Stupid question, Rob!

    • @BillHicks420
      @BillHicks420 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah, it wasn't particularly insightful or difficult.

  • @daveismoseley
    @daveismoseley 8 месяцев назад

    The theme song says “c’mon, one time don’t have much time, reparation Jackson gettin’ married?”

  • @brooksdurham8244
    @brooksdurham8244 8 месяцев назад +5

    Rob should try a sober dating site

  • @nathanvandalay107
    @nathanvandalay107 6 месяцев назад

    I hate the comments section on RUclips, but I just wanted to day thanks for starting this podcast. It's my birthday today, and you're making work worth being at right now.

  • @TheEbo34
    @TheEbo34 8 месяцев назад

    I haven’t kept up with her but Jamie looks incredible. It’s nice to know that these two actually enjoy each other and have genuine chemistry. New listener after this

  • @brian-ld4vd
    @brian-ld4vd 8 месяцев назад

    I do that too, when I'm pissed or stressed I make rock guitar sounds with my mouth. LoL.

  • @billsmith394
    @billsmith394 8 месяцев назад +2

    Worst thing in a dating profile is "love to laugh" in the description. No shit, who hates to laugh? That's like I eat when hungry...

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 8 месяцев назад +3

    Tell Jamie to Holla at me

  • @pb8828
    @pb8828 8 месяцев назад

    love you guys. you are amazing

  • @MathGPT
    @MathGPT 8 месяцев назад +1

    The cocktail picture is so basic I love it

  • @FFSammie
    @FFSammie 8 месяцев назад +1

    23:27 I too make random call out noises like a strange wild animal. My kids ALSO do it. 😂 My husband seems to find it cute. Just walkin' around our house and somebody is making some weird noise or singing the Liberty Mutual jingle to themselves. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Think that's ADD honestly.

  • @victoriacavazos-uz4qq
    @victoriacavazos-uz4qq 8 месяцев назад

    Please make this at least an hour. 🙏

  • @shaynakalassay4672
    @shaynakalassay4672 8 месяцев назад

    I thought the theme song said “not today Kyle” like from South Park. I thought it was some inside joke lol

  • @GatsbyMyself
    @GatsbyMyself 8 месяцев назад +1

    The theme song is styled after The Sopranos song. Same walkie talkie megaphone sing talking.

  • @erinmcgarr8270
    @erinmcgarr8270 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve always thought the background words in the theme song were “walk along”

  • @mishh1295
    @mishh1295 8 месяцев назад +1

    If you like gabagool, Jamie’s the gaba-girl for you

  • @crage222
    @crage222 8 месяцев назад

    34:40
    If I buy a muffin, does that make me a baker?

  • @daviddoran8397
    @daviddoran8397 8 месяцев назад +1

    Rob.....are you a Padres fan, or do you just like the hat? I like it!

  • @LizzzyB
    @LizzzyB 8 месяцев назад

    Two things I learned from this: Rob Iler is my dream guy and this podcast was manifested by Jaime and Rob needing new screen parents - Tom and Christina. Love the show ❤😂

  • @metalhead760
    @metalhead760 8 месяцев назад +5

    Anyone else feel like we need longer episodes and/or more frequent episodes😩

  • @mentalpain6042
    @mentalpain6042 8 месяцев назад

    I had a fucking giggle at the thought of Rob lying next to someone sleeping and without even realizing it going "BADDUP BUP!"

  • @Ic3h0rnEt14
    @Ic3h0rnEt14 8 месяцев назад +11

    37:35 Rob was born for podcasts, that shit was so seamless and hilarious.

  • @np9395
    @np9395 8 месяцев назад

    Epic show.

  • @xlnyc77
    @xlnyc77 8 месяцев назад +1

    in the theme song I hear "Gavone" "Jersey" and "Battery," I THINK I hear "Patterson" or maybe "Manhattan" Maybe its a taxi dispatcher sending a cab to Jersey from Battery Park in Manhattan to Patterson New Jersey, and Gavone being an Italian insult (ie The Sopranos)

  • @iTzYoMasterXX
    @iTzYoMasterXX 8 месяцев назад +3

    K one more thing about Jamie. Before I sound like an obsessed lunatic lol She looks so good here. I mean, she always looks good but I think she looks better here than in any of the pictures... Which were great btw!

  • @tomblaze2
    @tomblaze2 8 месяцев назад +9

    Rob spending half the episode on the hypothetical of Jamie being single - he is dreaming 😍

  • @raecardenas9985
    @raecardenas9985 8 месяцев назад +1

    Rob is way to picky with the pictures 😂 “I wish you were smiling more”

    • @jamiestewart48
      @jamiestewart48 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah! One of the most beautiful actresses to grace the screens has a dating app photo she picked where she'd bending over in a bikini with a fit as all hell body and boobs on display and he's giving it "I wish you were smiling" LOL

  • @Jashn20002000
    @Jashn20002000 8 месяцев назад

    Wow Jamies looking great this episode.

  • @ziggykorn1
    @ziggykorn1 8 месяцев назад

    At least an hour please Pal!!!

    • @Drgluee
      @Drgluee 8 месяцев назад

      Not today.

  • @iTzYoMasterXX
    @iTzYoMasterXX 8 месяцев назад +3

    Let me tell you about dating profiles. I hate them lol Because some women write an hour long story and expect you to read it all! But the part that sucks is when a girl writes down everything about her in the profile, wtf do you talk about? lol It's like, "hey! So, what do you like to do for fun?" (a classic lol) and she'll be like, "didn't you read my profile?". And I'll be like oh, must have.. must have missed that part. I just think it's stupid to put everything in the profile because it doesn't leave much to talk about.

  • @theuniversejr
    @theuniversejr 8 месяцев назад

    for anybody confused on the lyrics for the intro music, i was able to decipher
    "C'mon, one time is all i could ask, get your ass to church, you getting married?"
    to then close out with "NOT TODAY" makes the most sense to me.

  • @nwi_aztec
    @nwi_aztec 8 месяцев назад

    Damn, I really watch too much TV. I immediately recognized that Kia Soul Hamster from Jamie's first pic.

  • @brandonjutras8142
    @brandonjutras8142 8 месяцев назад +12

    Rob you gotta put some stand up material together , talking about the shit that annoys you . GOLD

    • @NotAlwaysBilly
      @NotAlwaysBilly 8 месяцев назад

      He has incredible comedic timing

  • @jkrusso7511
    @jkrusso7511 5 месяцев назад

    I think Rob n I are soulmates! 😆😆we are the same person! 🤣

  • @spectrumadjacent
    @spectrumadjacent 8 месяцев назад

    “Take a second before you decide how dumb this is” 😂😂

  • @hiiichristinaa371
    @hiiichristinaa371 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm tryna have fun tonight!!

  • @FilmGrouch
    @FilmGrouch 8 месяцев назад +2

    Buddha loved Top Gun: Maverick. So, the title of Buddha will not be granted to you, Robert.

  • @AliAdeebAlsaba
    @AliAdeebAlsaba 8 месяцев назад +1

    If you milk a cow; who made the milk?!

  • @jeffs_outside
    @jeffs_outside 8 месяцев назад +2

    Since the prevalence of social media is more abundant, a stronger “social lubricant” is needed for those that lack the IRL SOCIAL SKILLS. I bet we see an uptick of alcoholism.

  • @marcusry
    @marcusry 8 месяцев назад

    Sound boys talking like they’re all on 2 hours of sleep lol

  • @michaelruggiero8284
    @michaelruggiero8284 8 месяцев назад

    How do you wear a San Diego hat? How many hours of contemplation did it take you? ROBERT??😂

  • @rams812
    @rams812 8 месяцев назад +1

    I thought it was a birthday party haha pretty close

  • @GK-qc5ry
    @GK-qc5ry 8 месяцев назад

    29:27 Rob and Jamie are junior mommies in training.

  • @workstudy8118
    @workstudy8118 8 месяцев назад +7

    15:51 these responses are making it pretty clear that rob is not one of the boys

    • @robdubent
      @robdubent 8 месяцев назад

      Nobody else commented this.

  • @DdotRay86
    @DdotRay86 Месяц назад

    Jamie is ageing beautifully, shes more gorgeous now than in Sopranos!

  • @rams812
    @rams812 8 месяцев назад +2

    Tina should have asked, "are you R-worded?" Along with the Buddhist question.

  • @ryanlaitsch1912
    @ryanlaitsch1912 8 месяцев назад

    "See you again next week" but where is the thanksgiving sode?

  • @chiiimo
    @chiiimo 8 месяцев назад

    I feel like Rob and I are twins hahaha

  • @feliciavaldez8554
    @feliciavaldez8554 8 месяцев назад

    Hahaha Jamie looks like she's gonna stab the pig with her carrot 😂😂😅

  • @shannonwolfley3390
    @shannonwolfley3390 8 месяцев назад

    your old Maxim cover is selling for $50 online right now!!

  • @tammaraorbach1448
    @tammaraorbach1448 8 месяцев назад

    I'm only on photo 2 and I'd definitely be swiping

  • @GatsbyMyself
    @GatsbyMyself 8 месяцев назад +3

    Make it 41 minutes!!!!

  • @NotAlwaysBilly
    @NotAlwaysBilly 8 месяцев назад +1

    SEE the recognition you get when drop the slump, Kassem

  • @michaelpost4023
    @michaelpost4023 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yo Robbie, Go Padres! and dude just be a passport bro?

  • @iTzYoMasterXX
    @iTzYoMasterXX 8 месяцев назад +8

    Jamie can be in as many pictures with her ex as she wants. As long as she's in the picture I don't care lol
    Love this podcast! You guy's are hilarious!
    Jamie has a really nice body! Swiping yes all day!

  • @CCitis
    @CCitis 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jamie is a true natural beauty. Gorgeous.

  • @arianacharry2881
    @arianacharry2881 8 месяцев назад

    I am a strait female and would 100% swipe right on Jamie... also when Rob said "those aren't hot dogs!"
    booth boys said "nah"

  • @simmyg83
    @simmyg83 8 месяцев назад +1

    Agreed 100% Rob. Can’t stand zero self awareness and it’s all over the place.