@@andrewavila2512 suspend your disbelief. But it's their combined effort which makes these videos some of the best out there. A ton of crafting, incredible editing with a unique perspective.
"Hello blacksmith, I am going into battle, and I want your strongest blade." "You can't handle my strongest blade. My strongest blade would kill a titan, let alone a man!"
Finally someone noticed this! I recognized that line the second I heard it but never said anything because I figured it was too obscure for younger viewers!
@@stealthfighter119 is that show really that old? I am 13 and I remember it. it was amazing one of the best shows I have ever watched. Probably because I live in the Middle East....
@@the_mse Yes, it actually premiered in 1995, which means the show is even older than I thought it was. I thought it premiered in '98 for some reason. But the episode she referenced in the video aired in '97, so yeah, it's a fairly old show.
@@ArthurKnight1899 Bro, if you REALLY wanna go through THAT route, then I suggest; why not Ayahuasca? Wanna go on a life-long journey through all the 9 Circles of Hell? Ayahuasca is your answer. Your inner-demons? Cosmic Horror demons? you name it. They are all waiting for ya.👌👍😁
*thinks back to my initial 30-hour Ultraviolence playthrough* These guys are either really good, or they need to kick the difficulty up a notch or two.
@@ttime441 not to sound pretentious but i generally refrain from saying something is overrated just because a lot of people like it. from an "objective" standpoint, doom is very good. it's not the greatest thing of all time, but it has extremely well thought out game design for a triple A shooter. that doesn't mean it's for everyone, but it's still good regardless of how much you like it.
@@piesmuggler7268 I was talking about 2016 doom, which the shooting feels floaty, the bullets has no impact and kind of just clips through enemies, it's also a little Repetitive with no stories, and the music is too damn loud, although that's just me not liking metal
That and his son. He has a son and attempts to save him in the original Doom (as well as his rabbit) but it instead backfires and all Hell breaks loose, literally.
Seriously, these reviews are 10/10. The video editing is above perfect, the commenting style is hilarious. It really gives an honest picture about the games, how it really feels to play with them. Thank you!
@@Favmir naw, boyfriend's been talking about doing a side by side of those sword/pool/lightning scenes for days. But you are correct I know very little of heavy metal other than I like Doom.
@@meganclare7 no they remain in your inventory. Only during local play it goes to the recycling box. That's the way I caught so many fishes in the southern hemisphere
Hi Girlfriend, hi boyfriend. Just wanted to remind you: You take the time to make strong, entertaining arguments, and we all love and appreciate YOU and your content. That being said, don't stress yourselves out!! Please take care and stay strong during this time. Much love,
We've adopted "diarrhea christmas lights" into our lexicon. Thank you! We love the channel! Will we see a Chrono Trigger girlfriend review? The soundtrack alone would compliment your musical interpretation!
Found your guys channel last week and have watched every video so thank you for entertaining me so far during this quarantine. Definitely one of my favorite channels now.
My partner and I are HUGE gamers. I never watch RUclips videos but he showed me one of yours 2 nights ago and I have pretty much watched all of them since. You guys are so much fun and your videos are entertaining AF and hilarious. Thanks for keeping reviews fun! Xoxo Stay safe, guys! Love from Canada.
See I never heard of this channel before, so cut me some slack for being concerned when I see Doomguy and Isabelle in the thumbnail, and then it says Girlfriend in the title.
Girlfriend Reviews: We finished Doom Eternal in 15 hours. Doom Gamers: We finished it in 8 hours. Me: You guys finished? I’m very bad at the game, but I love it so much 😂
I’m currently on Nekravol Part 2, fighting the Archvile and Marauder. Slaughtered the Archvile, and I almost had the Marauder but I dashed the wrong way and straight into an imp’s fireball on 2 health points 😂😂
Great video. I gotta say, just finished Doom myself and took the time to find every secret (took about 24 hours to beat on ultra nightmare) and it's AMAZING. By far the most refreshing, best single player FPS I've played in a long time.
I adore this series and love hearing another fan spreading the Word of its likable characters. As one who has helped raise many dogs I agree totally about wolfs perspective feeling very authentic and as close to such a perspecive as you could get. Its so touching to get that mentality of the pack loyalty and love between human and animal I love it so much. Michelle paver is one of my favourite authors right up there with Derek Landy and Tolkien
6:46 PRETEND!? you are the Gamiest Game journalist to ever Journalist a game! You got it all, Memes, Honest reviews, humor, likability and most important of all. ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF VIDEO GAMES.
We find out that we must begin social distancing and self-quarantine. Most People: Oh my God what are we going to do?! Gamers: All my training has lead to this moment.
Playing through Doom Eternal the last few days and this review is spot on. “The secretttttts...” This is not a 15 hour game when tracking down these toys. Great non review. Played it when it first came out, but it didn’t initially pull me in and I got distracted. Now, I am hooked. Time to get back to my demon hellscape.
I love how she progressed from backseat gamer who knows nothing about games, to a full-time proper gamer who's mad that she can't play a game.
Thats what love gets ya
I mean, you gotta to remember her script was written to make it seem that way.
666 likes, nice
CodcThe2nd yeah, boyfriend admits he writes the whole script, and she only adds the funnies. I’d like to believe it’s true she’s mad tho lol.
@@andrewavila2512 suspend your disbelief. But it's their combined effort which makes these videos some of the best out there. A ton of crafting, incredible editing with a unique perspective.
"Hello blacksmith, I am going into battle, and I want your strongest blade."
"You can't handle my strongest blade. My strongest blade would kill a titan, let alone a man!"
I thought of the same LMAO
Haha
We are big potion seller fans in this house. Matt even designed a card game based on it!
@@GirlfriendReviews INDIE GAME RELEASE WHEN
Berserk fells, brhu
Should your girlfriend play Animal Crossing New Horizons?
- Matt
Yes! Please do this. Flip the roles
Up
I demand this
All my yes
Yes please!
Shelby’s got her priorities straight.
“I feel like there’s secrets up here”
Shelby: “Baby, go fight the demons.”
But the lack of an unfinished toy collection disturbs me
But...
The SECRETS
@@eliashmia3764 mkmmm.mmmom.m.mmmmmmmmm.mmm.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@eliashmia3764 mm
@@zgeist2861 kmmmmmm
"Baby, go fight the demons!"
I'm not sure if to laugh, be scared, or entertained
answer is yes
All of it.
how is "confusingly aroused" not an option?
Boyfriend: "there's some secrets afoot"
Girlfriend: "babe go kill the demons"
Boyfriend: "no, the secrets"
Fallenangel draco the lack of a completed toy collection concerns me on a deep spiritual level
@@jacobbakos3140 oh yeah that's a big problem, but they're probably sorting out the secrets off screen
@@jacobbakos3140 I have every single collectible up to sentinel prime
smart Vergil In my first game I refused to go to the next level if I didn’t have all the collectibles
@@jacobbakos3140 😂😂I dont blame you
Remember, covid-19 is temporary but Doom
Is E T E R N A L
The Doom Slayer is your final T-Cell fighting off Covid
If Covid-19 is E T E R N A L, then we are DOOM ed...
For some People Covid-19 is Eternal
Forgive me but I can’t like your comment on account of it having 666 likes and I refuse to be the one to ruin it
@@kennywonglabow3547 It's been ruined. You can like it now.
Now we just need a boyfriend reviews Animal Crossing New Horizons
We also need half of that review to be Matt complaining it's not Doom to make up for this one
There was a comment that they pinned about making a boyfriend reviews Animal Crossing. I really hope they do it!
She was so baiting us on for that in this review!
They said on stream that they were working on it.
It's happening.
7:00 You... shot Daisy. You don’t know the consequence of that action
I gasped out loud at that part.
Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we have witnessed...the most vile one.
That was where I drew the line.
KAR EN TUK
BRUH. Thats a sin so bad that even satan sends you to below hell
Says she is a "pretend" gaming journalist.
Does a better job than most "actual" gaming journalists.
Seems legit.
@Johnny Cage ok incel.
Johnny Cage ok incel
@Johnny Cage ok incel.
@@TheWodel1 Dean is that you?
@Johnny Cage Okay incel.
Isabelle: Friendship with the mayor has ended / Now Doomguy is my friend
r/DOOM for last couple of weeks
So this is what she did before my resident services was upgraded?
I'd like this comment, but I don't want to ruin the perfect 666 likes
@@Aegon6 Yep, I'll like your comment instead)
The 'Saving Private Ryan' with funny cartoon sounds caught me off guard and i feel terrible...
I almost spit the corona vaccine I injected myself.... Waiiiiit a minute.. 👀
@Joe 3:00
so appro for doom too
Speak for your self, I'm aroused.
Vivid Philosopher I need an entire video of that now
- "This video is sponsored by Ra-"
- RAID SHADOW LEGENDS?
- No, Raycon.
Thank christ
Henry?
Thank god man.
Raid sh HOLD UP A MINUTE Raygon
Raycons are Ideal for playing Raid Shadow Legends over Nord VPN.
Was that line "Who wants a taste?" From Dexter's Laboratory? The episode where he hunts the ghost fish?
Yes!!
@@GirlfriendReviews I knew it!!
Finally someone noticed this! I recognized that line the second I heard it but never said anything because I figured it was too obscure for younger viewers!
@@stealthfighter119 is that show really that old? I am 13 and I remember it. it was amazing one of the best shows I have ever watched. Probably because I live in the Middle East....
@@the_mse Yes, it actually premiered in 1995, which means the show is even older than I thought it was. I thought it premiered in '98 for some reason. But the episode she referenced in the video aired in '97, so yeah, it's a fairly old show.
I run to this play list 4 miles every morning. The sound track
What
Ok?
The doom sound track slaps so hard... i put ear buds in and run . Preferably in the morning.
Do you just imagine you're running from the hordes of hell?
Swordchicken1 Nah, you have to imagine you *chase* the Horde
0:40
Bold of you to assume DOOM and Animal Crossing fans aren't the same people anymore.
Lmao =))))
They should watch doom crossing.
For real though i Love both franchises, but cant Play either one of the new releases
How to play DOOM Eternal:
1. Gardening
2. Fishing
3. -Annihilating Demons- Catching 8-eyed Little Demons
6:59 YOU SHOT DAISY
that is a highest level crime against humanity, expect a court-martial
Your profile picture fits
@@josephmowery542 Karred and Tukked
“I liked it”
“I was good at it”
“I was alive”
Broke my heart seeing Walt 🙂🙂
Breaking Bad > Game Of Thrones.
@@deadrock1678 Can't imagine anyone with sense would disagree with you there lol
Weeeeee
laughed so fuckin hard at 3:00
Honestly that should be it's own series of youtube videos in and of itself.
my guy mtg
Also there is a Latter-day Saint temple at 1:13.
Does this channel just enjoy puttiNG random things in here for my enjoyment? THEY MUST EXPLAIN!
Alright, done. Just posted your definition of “diarrhea Christmas lights” on urban dictionary.
A man of culture I see. Your service is appreciated
You have done us a great service
Hello Mr. 2nd String
Aruvi RK That’s not me
I want to upvote, but it has 666 likes....
PLEASE make the Animal Crossing: New Horizons episode from Matt’s perspective!
A one-time "Boyfriend Reviews".
Y E S
Omg this is the play
Voltairine Kropotkin well Matt directs and edits the videos already so
they've actually done it
Relationship goals right here, they will get through the pandemic just fine...
We are surviving on microwave chili dogs.
Corn dogs in the toaster oven are life 👏🏼
@@GirlfriendReviews are the two of you doing ok?
@@GirlfriendReviews you say that like it's a bad thing!
@@GirlfriendReviews gaining weight is relative, if you both gain 30 pounds and no one else sees it, did either of you gain any? *philosoraptor*
"These are my fish, these are my waters"
Brexit negotiations in a nutshell
Underrated comment
TRUUUU!!
6:46 - “Pretend Gaming Journalist” So a regular gaming Journalist?
Regular gaming journalists don't do half as good reviews as this
Literally, Doom and Animal Crossing are what this channel is most passionate about. I can feel it in this episode.
"pretend game journalist" my lazy behind you're a pretender Shelby. I trust your reviews far more than so-called professional reviewers.
Honestly I do too, way better and funnier as well.
they can actually play games, soo yea...
This. So much this.
This! This is the first channel I come to for any review! They're always the best!
"Baby go fight demons"
I really want to hear that from my girlfriend xD
Alcoholism might make your dream come true
@@ArthurKnight1899 hahhhaahahh
You need to have a girlfriend first.
Arkham Assassin oh boy
@@ArthurKnight1899 Bro, if you REALLY wanna go through THAT route, then I suggest; why not Ayahuasca? Wanna go on a life-long journey through all the 9 Circles of Hell? Ayahuasca is your answer. Your inner-demons? Cosmic Horror demons? you name it. They are all waiting for ya.👌👍😁
I don't think we can sing Matt's praises as an editor enough. The line of "sacrifice a virgin" to the cut of the Radiohead video is amazing.
6:59
*Shoots daisy*
Doom Slayer: Wait you weren't supposed to do that
"So this isn't a review of Doom Eternal. This is a review of what it's like to wait through a 15 hour game so you can finally play Animal Crossing!"
*thinks back to my initial 30-hour Ultraviolence playthrough*
These guys are either really good, or they need to kick the difficulty up a notch or two.
Doom is overrated
@@ttime441 Well, it's certainly not everybody's cup of tea. That much is fair to admit.
@@ttime441 not to sound pretentious but i generally refrain from saying something is overrated just because a lot of people like it. from an "objective" standpoint, doom is very good. it's not the greatest thing of all time, but it has extremely well thought out game design for a triple A shooter. that doesn't mean it's for everyone, but it's still good regardless of how much you like it.
@@piesmuggler7268 I was talking about 2016 doom, which the shooting feels floaty, the bullets has no impact and kind of just clips through enemies, it's also a little Repetitive with no stories, and the music is too damn loud, although that's just me not liking metal
Next up:
“What it’s like live w someone addicted to Animal Crossing and how to bring them to the dinner table for having eaten in 3 days”
Ok are we all gonna ignore that they shot Daisy? The rabbit? Doom guy's pet ? The hole reason Doom guy decided to kill demons?
ChunkyNoodles I KNOW RIGHT
Wait, was that in the video?
ChunkyNoodles She lives with a MONSTER!
Not only did they shoot her, but they put her head on a pike
That and his son. He has a son and attempts to save him in the original Doom (as well as his rabbit) but it instead backfires and all Hell breaks loose, literally.
"Every gun we have to fire on that man.... More.... Mooooore!!!" That parto got me hahahahahahahaahah
Fr
nice thatg you laugh but don't we HAVE TF MORE WE NEED MORE xD
Seriously, these reviews are 10/10. The video editing is above perfect, the commenting style is hilarious. It really gives an honest picture about the games, how it really feels to play with them. Thank you!
Who’s decision was it use the song “Heavy Metal” from the movie Heavy Metal? Great work, haha
*Whose
cptnoremac correct u are
GFReviews: Okay, time to find sone heavy metal for the vid, but we don't know any.
*googles heavy metal
*movie heavy metal pops up
Favmir aw shit, I wasn’t being sarcastic
@@Favmir naw, boyfriend's been talking about doing a side by side of those sword/pool/lightning scenes for days. But you are correct I know very little of heavy metal other than I like Doom.
Me: *about to go to sleep*
Girlfriend Reviews: *posts a new video*
Me: So that was a lie
I know right?
Yep, I’m writing this in bed when I was just about to hit the lights... Ding! Girlfriend Reviews. DAMN YOU SHELBY!!
"It's my fish! These are my waters!"
Matt's... Kinda right, you know 😂
I mean I believe anything a friend catches goes to your recycling box when they leave so he should have it
@@meganclare7 no they remain in your inventory. Only during local play it goes to the recycling box. That's the way I caught so many fishes in the southern hemisphere
@@alexrevolution1 thanks for the clarification
Production values of this video were next level. Soooo good! And hilarious! You two make an amazing team.
0:44 I love that we put our houses in virtually the same spot!
Hi Girlfriend, hi boyfriend. Just wanted to remind you: You take the time to make strong, entertaining arguments, and we all love and appreciate YOU and your content. That being said, don't stress yourselves out!! Please take care and stay strong during this time. Much love,
"As if Saving Private Ryan was edited by Funniest Home Videos"
Funniest thing I've seen all year
I pretty much died when I saw it ngl
Now I want to see someone edit the whole movie lol.
BOING!
@@nezunish-898 I do too
I like the sign in your boyfriend's animal crossing town that just says Big Butt.
6:39
That tree behind the sign got cheeks
How did you even see that? I had to slow it down and I only looked cause you mentioned it
That Saving Private Ryan scene had me crying from laughing LOL
4:46 why am I obsessed with this
I died at the Thom Yorke pause. That was amazing
Due to my extremely advanced calculations I can deduce that Shelly played Animal Crossing for almost 9 hours a day
You gotta pump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers!
6:59 they shot Daisy! CANCELLED!!!!
5:27 AN ACTUAL JUSTIN KURITZKES REFERENCE. I've not seen one of those in a long time!
The first image when Homer screams is a temple from the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day saints. Thats super cool lol haha
I wonder if she/they knew
Fitting considering how some key developers of the original Doom were members of said church.
"Baby go fight the demon"
*No, I have SeCrEtS*
"Heavy metal gutsplosions for two days straight."
...
"Heavy metal gutsplosions for two days straight."
0:55 Oh man I'm getting Death Stranding flashbacks
mbrillon 765 animal crossing is the second ever strand type game inspired by the genius of hideogame kojima
@@leolin8956 its a shame Kojima left Hideo
@@jeangreffsbp what?
We've adopted "diarrhea christmas lights" into our lexicon. Thank you! We love the channel! Will we see a Chrono Trigger girlfriend review? The soundtrack alone would compliment your musical interpretation!
'diahrrea Christmas lights' was the kill switch phrase which made me subscribe. Can't wait to watch the rest of what's on your channel!
Can we all appreciate the fact she was not happy that she had to be a back seat gamer for this video.
Yeah, considering that the boyfriend backseated for doom 2016 I'd imagine it would be irritating to backseat doom eternal
GOD the editing on these videos is so good
YASSSSS! The “Hol’ Up A Minute” is back!
I saw this comment and heard it in the video at the same time
Found your guys channel last week and have watched every video so thank you for entertaining me so far during this quarantine. Definitely one of my favorite channels now.
My partner and I are HUGE gamers. I never watch RUclips videos but he showed me one of yours 2 nights ago and I have pretty much watched all of them since. You guys are so much fun and your videos are entertaining AF and hilarious. Thanks for keeping reviews fun! Xoxo Stay safe, guys! Love from Canada.
Back in my day, we called Hell nickels "bees." "Gimme five bees for a Hell quarter," you'd say.
See I never heard of this channel before, so cut me some slack for being concerned when I see Doomguy and Isabelle in the thumbnail, and then it says Girlfriend in the title.
I just discovered it recently too. Look at her Doom review. It was spectacular.
I love Matt's reaction to the Oarfish.
Man , this channel is DOPE!!
Happy i found it this time ,quarantine content for days
The TPB clip is classic. J rock. Love y’alls videos been bingeing during quarantine
05:14 in Germany, absolut best time for girlfriend reviews
The heavy metal scene with Don Felder's "Heavy Metal" made me so incredibly happy I literally squealed.
I will never get enough of hearing Shelby's "who wants a taaaaaaste?" 😁
The song on 2:24 is Mick Gordon - Slayer Gates. Upvote for others too see pls.
4:19 is actually really well done
7:00 Did someone saw he shot dazy *sorry for the spelling*
6:15 this got me excited for the animal crossing review
Girlfriend Reviews: We finished Doom Eternal in 15 hours.
Doom Gamers: We finished it in 8 hours.
Me: You guys finished?
I’m very bad at the game, but I love it so much 😂
I’m currently on Nekravol Part 2, fighting the Archvile and Marauder. Slaughtered the Archvile, and I almost had the Marauder but I dashed the wrong way and straight into an imp’s fireball on 2 health points 😂😂
Gabe Villarreal it happens dude, marauders are annoying 😓 Nekravol part 2 through, you’re on the last leg, almost done campaign, best of luck to ya
Just an advice dont shy away even when you have 2 hp just continue fighting
EG - XXFurkanXX I went back today and got through it in like 5 minutes, but boy was I in full-on panic mode last time.
I love how your essays are always well-written and well delivered. I stan.
Great video. I gotta say, just finished Doom myself and took the time to find every secret (took about 24 hours to beat on ultra nightmare) and it's AMAZING. By far the most refreshing, best single player FPS I've played in a long time.
Heisenberg: I was good at it.
Girlfriend: WEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kudos for using music and footage from the "Heavy Metal", I'm a big fan)))
Also known as major boobage
“it’s my job as a pretend game journalist.” and that is why I come here xD
She's still way better than the "game journalists" we actually have lol
Lilium for me it’s that I tend to enjoy the non-GJs more than the apparently paid ones lol
@@RennyBQUEEN me too lol.
most game journos don't really review the game they mostly just talk about how "problematic" it is
I adore this series and love hearing another fan spreading the Word of its likable characters. As one who has helped raise many dogs I agree totally about wolfs perspective feeling very authentic and as close to such a perspecive as you could get. Its so touching to get that mentality of the pack loyalty and love between human and animal I love it so much. Michelle paver is one of my favourite authors right up there with Derek Landy and Tolkien
You put the sponsor at the end of the video.
You are the best!
Damn Shelby, I can hear it now: "So, this isn't a review of Animal Crossing: New Horizons. This is a review of the GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME!"
7:00 awww.. it's Daisy
*boyfriend shoots Daisy*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Isnt she dead
She probably became a demon
Wait...
@@hinzlim9166 the demons put her head on a spike :(
0:18
Me: looks at top right
Also me:
*HONEY GET THE GUN*
6:46 PRETEND!? you are the Gamiest Game journalist to ever Journalist a game! You got it all, Memes, Honest reviews, humor, likability and most important of all.
ACTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF VIDEO GAMES.
This is my first video I’ve seen by your channel and I subscribed in about 2 minutes. This is so fresh and new I love it. Keep up the awesome content
"these manhole covers" I will never see them the same way again.
Happy Crasher That part got me rolling.
They look like oreos.
@@lazydobo1094 not really
@@lazydobo1094 they look more like manhole covers with a slayer simble
We find out that we must begin social distancing and self-quarantine.
Most People: Oh my God what are we going to do?!
Gamers: All my training has lead to this moment.
The Saving Private Ryan sequence was the greatest.
Playing through Doom Eternal the last few days and this review is spot on. “The secretttttts...” This is not a 15 hour game when tracking down these toys. Great non review. Played it when it first came out, but it didn’t initially pull me in and I got distracted. Now, I am hooked. Time to get back to my demon hellscape.
This is one of the most up to date reviews from this channel I have been given a notification for.
"Let's see what it's like to live with someone who plays doom eternal"
me and my wife playing it together: *are we a joke to you?*
"i just feel like there's secrets" man i really get this
I'm refreshing RUclips so much that I've caught multiple videos just seconds after upload now.
Welcome to Quarantine my brother
Same
Never did I think I would see thom yorke in a girlfriend reviews video
The transition to the Raycon advertising - A+++++++
Ok who watched this again just to hear shelby say "hol up a minute"
"TuchusTown"
Perfection
1:07 WHO MADE THAT? I NEED THAT CROSSOVER RIGHT NOW!
Me :)
@@dex5692 you didn't
@@doom7ish pepelaugh oh no no no he doesn't know
The video is called what iseble does while waiting for you to upgrade you town hall
i love how NOW Isabelle and the Doom Guy are officially married, according to nintendo
Is it fucked up that I now want to watch the entirety of saving private Ryan with America’s funniest home video editing?