...You know, if he had summoned Elma, I'm imagining once she heard about him hitting Kobayashi she would've just casually looked the other way while Tohru did her thing.
Yeah she'd probably be like... "Oh I'm sorry I'm afraid I'm forbidden to interfere in this situation, what a shame". Then while Tohru deals with him, Elma would ask Miss Kobayashi if shes ok and if she has any snacks on her. Or at least thats how I picture it going down.
Elma would be allowed to intervene if it's a conflict with another harmony dragon. She wasn't allowed to get involved in the fight between Tohru and ilulu because they were both chaos dragons but that was a violent harmony dragon threatening a human.
The dub is difficult for me to enjoy when I consider the fact that Sarah Weidenheft (Tohru's dub actor) defended her brother's actions when he was arrested for owning and selling child pornography.
@ELP123 It has been a long time since I watched this anime regardless of subbed or dubbed, so I probably need a second opinion on whether or not it qualifies as a "l0licon" anime.
Him: I'll contact Lady Elma Kobayashi: Just called her, offered two boxes of Pocky, some Kit Kats, and a pint of ice cream. She doesn't even claim to know you now buddy. Tohru: Fine by me! *SNAPS dude*
Kobayashi: Did I just whitness murder? Tohru: Nah, I just erased his memories and sent him back Kobayashi: I'm pretty sure limbs and spine don't normally bend this way Tohru: Well he is dragon Kobayashi: Also you can't tie a knot on neck Tohru: He's probably doing yoga
"I'm not scared of you!" *Dumb Dragon is visibly sweating looking upon her.* When he shows up again, Tohru should ask him while casually using the horn she snapped off as a toothpick. "You got any clue what happened to your other horn?" Watch him realize he already tangled with her once and Kobayashi recounting the events with Elma present.
…he touched one of her food source. Yeah he might have be lucky tohru was the one who was there. Elma is a little more unstable under the right circumstances.
Imagine if someone was to ever kidnapped Kobayashi, Takiya, Saikakwa, and Shouta. AND ALSO PUT ALL OF THEM IN DANGER? Life would be beyond over for that person.
@@theoddronin1 A full power Gozer is a planetary threat at minimum and a dimensional threat at maximum. If the Ghostbusters had waited any longer, not even full protonic reversal would have worked. The Chorogons would be able to slap Gozer around at the start, but if allowed to grow to full power, then I doubt even Lucoa would have it easy.
Exactly Elma has a soft spot for Kobayashi so yeah as soon as Elma found out that he struck Kobayashi with the intent of murdering her he would get a far worse punishment then getting one of his horns ripped out and his memory erased and sent back to the Dragon World.
And the moral of today's story is: "Never attack someone to whom a dragon has sworn a life-debt." Also, Tohru sure knows how to make an entrance, doesn't she? With that twirling skid and all.
She's capable of destroying people's souls, erasing memories, and as for Lucoa, she can even alter reality, turn back time, and do many more things.@@agungxs9715
Nah, I think she just pulled a Bane and broke his back and left him paralyzed. Along with a note explaining in horrifying detail what she will so to him if he ever comes back to this world.
*Spoilers* She really did just mind-wipe him. Cremene shows up again during the Elma wedding arc. The first time, Ilulu beats him senseless even though he has no idea why she attacks him, and the second time he regains his memories and runs off pissing himself.
My guess is that she’d probably end that person, that or keep that person alive to torture them to the point of madness only then to end that person but then resurrect them at the last second multiple times and each time she’d find new and horrifying ways to end them. Because without Kobayashi acting as Tohru’s conscience she’d most likely become unhinged and go full chaos dragon. Tohru would be fine if Kobayashi passed away from natural causes, but if someone were to end her then all bets are off as far as Tohru is concerned.
@@michaelrobertson4896 I feel like Tohru would just end that person right then and there. Letting all her monstrous rage onto that person until they die. Put the torture part does sound like something she would do.
you know, it makes sense for Harmony Dragons, like that guy, to take advantage of that position, and not get in trouble for it, some harmony dragon he is, picking on someone like Ilulu just because she's not as strong as Tohru.
In top form Ilulu can kick the everloving crap out of Cremene. Ilulu is only a bit weaker than Tohru in power, but Tohru infinitely regenerates mana. And yes, there are absolutely Harmony faction members like this. Cremene in particular is part of a splinter group called the Dragon Slayers that _exclusively_ just want to kill Chaos dragons and enslave/devour humans.
@Jonathan Rhoden If she’s not mad at me then yeah I would definitely move out of her way because I don’t want to get in between her and the person she’s mad at. That’s attempting suicide right there.
If she's not pissed at me I'd just step out of the way and let Tohru do her thing as I'm not stupid enough to get between Tohru and the person she's pissed at.
Well, I can only imagine what would have happened if that had been Shota instead of Kobayoshi. I think we can all agree death would probably have been a mercy at that point.
(The culprit suddenly gets the chills, sensing an overwhelming presence behind him) Lucoa: (Emitting a furious aura while still smiling) "While I generally detest violence, you harmed Shouta. That was a mistake. So tonight, I'll make an exception." (Opens her eyes and stops smiling, seemingly showing murderous intent)
@@akira3871 What then? Lucoa would simply grab Shouta, shove Shouta's attacker out of the way if she has to, and then just hightail it out of there to get Shouta to safety?
The subtitle version is even a bit harder. "Choose the right words to plead for your life and I'll let you have your soul back after breaking your body. Now, beg for your life."
I wouldn’t have been surprised if that creep gave Tohru a low blow, it actually sounded like she popped his head of, or at least crushed his throat. Just as soon as someone hits Kobayashi, Tohru just happens to show up out of the blue, and I can tell ya she can be pretty pathetic at times. *slaps her tongue* Just because my head’s gushing doesn’t give you the excuse to lick me ya creep, now let’s get outta here.
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Watch episode 2 here! got.cr/cd-mkdms2
Awesome!!
@@AnimeDynasty001 can you please tell me the name of this anime?
Please make a season 3.
...You know, if he had summoned Elma, I'm imagining once she heard about him hitting Kobayashi she would've just casually looked the other way while Tohru did her thing.
Yeah she'd probably be like...
"Oh I'm sorry I'm afraid I'm forbidden to interfere in this situation, what a shame".
Then while Tohru deals with him, Elma would ask Miss Kobayashi if shes ok and if she has any snacks on her.
Or at least thats how I picture it going down.
Actually I believe he would receive a very stern lecture that the harmony faction cannot lay a hand on humans.
She's not coming they gave her candy.
Not sure anything she would do could top Touru
Elma would be allowed to intervene if it's a conflict with another harmony dragon. She wasn't allowed to get involved in the fight between Tohru and ilulu because they were both chaos dragons but that was a violent harmony dragon threatening a human.
"Did I just witness murder?"
No, Kobiyashi, you witnessed pest control
The title captures this scene perfectly. Also the dub makes it easier to hear his neck bones being crushed.
The dub is difficult for me to enjoy when I consider the fact that Sarah Weidenheft (Tohru's dub actor) defended her brother's actions when he was arrested for owning and selling child pornography.
@@ultragamerj i feel like there's more to this story
@@tigerfestivals5137 Do an internet search to find out for yourself.
@@ultragamerj and that's why I separate artist from art
@ELP123 It has been a long time since I watched this anime regardless of subbed or dubbed, so I probably need a second opinion on whether or not it qualifies as a "l0licon" anime.
Tohru: Prepare for trouble
Him: I'll call Elma
Elma: And make it double
Him: I'll contact Lady Elma
Kobayashi: Just called her, offered two boxes of Pocky, some Kit Kats, and a pint of ice cream. She doesn't even claim to know you now buddy.
Tohru: Fine by me! *SNAPS dude*
*Tohru:* "I am vengeance! I am the night! I! Am! Tohru!"
Smaug reference
Batman rules!!
We all need this dialogue
Kobayashi: Did I just whitness murder?
Tohru: Nah, I just erased his memories and sent him back
Kobayashi: I'm pretty sure limbs and spine don't normally bend this way
Tohru: Well he is dragon
Kobayashi: Also you can't tie a knot on neck
Tohru: He's probably doing yoga
did i just get rickrolled by a pfp 😭
@@theskittlesquad628 it would seem so
@@Volnas97 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"I'm not scared of you!" *Dumb Dragon is visibly sweating looking upon her.*
When he shows up again, Tohru should ask him while casually using the horn she snapped off as a toothpick. "You got any clue what happened to your other horn?" Watch him realize he already tangled with her once and Kobayashi recounting the events with Elma present.
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"I'll summon Lady Elma-"
Oh please, as if being in the Harmony Faction will stop her from murdering you
If anything, Elma would allow it since Kobayashi is her friend as well
…he touched one of her food source. Yeah he might have be lucky tohru was the one who was there. Elma is a little more unstable under the right circumstances.
1:33 "Did I witness murder?" I was laughing so loud I woke up my roommate.
Imagine if someone was to ever kidnapped Kobayashi, Takiya, Saikakwa, and Shouta. AND ALSO PUT ALL OF THEM IN DANGER?
Life would be beyond over for that person.
Imagine if Shouta was kidnapped
Lucoa: *WHO HAS AWAKENED THE GREAT SERPENT?!?*
@@scattershotjd9823 I forgot to include shouta too. Yea that person would be destroyed mind body and soul.
@@darryljack6612 Considering Lucoa's more powerful than the rest of the Chorogons *combined?* Yeah.
Lets put it this way: that person would be safer fighting *GOZER*
@@theoddronin1 A full power Gozer is a planetary threat at minimum and a dimensional threat at maximum. If the Ghostbusters had waited any longer, not even full protonic reversal would have worked. The Chorogons would be able to slap Gozer around at the start, but if allowed to grow to full power, then I doubt even Lucoa would have it easy.
The moment miss Kobayashi said "ouch" it was all over. In the words of TFS's Alucard, "you dun goofed"
“You pressed the Goku button”
“Ya shouldn’t have did that.”
"I'll summon lady Elma" my guy the moment she finds out what you did your double fucked
Exactly Elma has a soft spot for Kobayashi so yeah as soon as Elma found out that he struck Kobayashi with the intent of murdering her he would get a far worse punishment then getting one of his horns ripped out and his memory erased and sent back to the Dragon World.
And the moral of today's story is:
"Never attack someone to whom a dragon has sworn a life-debt."
Also, Tohru sure knows how to make an entrance, doesn't she? With that twirling skid and all.
Life-debt; lesbian crush...to-may-to; to-mah-to...
@@darylcarr8283I mean both apply
@@darylcarr8283to-may-toh, al-fray-doh. It's all the same.
@@lordcooler1703
Still, tht dragon maid won't be able to touch SSG vegeta
She's capable of destroying people's souls, erasing memories, and as for Lucoa, she can even alter reality, turn back time, and do many more things.@@agungxs9715
You pushed the Kobayashi button. You shouldn't have done that.
But pushing it is fun
@@OathKeeperRiku07 For everyone but the button pusher.........
Is that a DBZA reference?
"Ya done goofed."
imagine if he summoned Elma and then she found out he just backhanded Kobayashi.
Elma: "Tohru, i saw something over here, ill be gone for 5 minutes"
She has a cake she's busy.
This guy: **Slaps Kobayashi**
Me: Oh well he's dead
Let's be real. She killed him. She just knows that Kobayashi wouldn't approve, so she won't admit it to her.
Nah, I think she just pulled a Bane and broke his back and left him paralyzed. Along with a note explaining in horrifying detail what she will so to him if he ever comes back to this world.
*Spoilers*
She really did just mind-wipe him. Cremene shows up again during the Elma wedding arc. The first time, Ilulu beats him senseless even though he has no idea why she attacks him, and the second time he regains his memories and runs off pissing himself.
Never get on Tohru's bad side
Agreed
So pretty much, never get on Kobayashi's bad side.
@@jiro110 that's evidence of what happens when we make a woman angry, including tohru.
But her bad said is cool tho so I would get on her bad side all the time
Got that right! But she is cute though.
The Moral Of The Story: Don't Hit Kobayashi Unless You Want Tohru To Turn Into A Boss Battle From Resident Evil 4.
More like a boss from Dark Souls.
These titles are getting more and more cultured overtime I read them. XD
0:48 Tohru: I’m Vengeance.😈😈😈
Lol
Tohru after watching too many superhero movies: I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!!!
I am the night. I am TOHRU!
"Correle cabron!"
Gabriel Iglesias 😅😅😅
Male Dragon: (Hurts Kobayashi)
Toruh: “So you’ve chosen death”
Tohru: “He hit Miss Kobayashi…and I took exception to that…..”
"Get on ypur knees!"
"I'm not your MOTHER LAST NIGHT!"
And they took exception to that.
Just imagine what Tohru could do if someone killed kobayashi
thats game over right there...
End of the world?
Shush... That's spoilers...
My guess is that she’d probably end that person, that or keep that person alive to torture them to the point of madness only then to end that person but then resurrect them at the last second multiple times and each time she’d find new and horrifying ways to end them. Because without Kobayashi acting as Tohru’s conscience she’d most likely become unhinged and go full chaos dragon. Tohru would be fine if Kobayashi passed away from natural causes, but if someone were to end her then all bets are off as far as Tohru is concerned.
@@michaelrobertson4896 I feel like Tohru would just end that person right then and there. Letting all her monstrous rage onto that person until they die.
Put the torture part does sound like something she would do.
"Corrupt" the dragon species? If anyone's doing the corrupting, it's gonna be Tohru. She later declares that Kobayashi's virginity is hers.
Tohru be like: Hurt my love, lose a horn
I really enjoyed the English dub. I still prefer the original Japanese version, but every character sounds great here.
I agree with your comment 👍
Most of them do, but dub!Kanna's voice doesn't sound as good to me as her voice in the sub.
Kobayashi is going to be a VERY happy woman once her and Tohru finally tie the knot. And get Kanna and Ilulu out of the house...
I think they want them to stay.
Dragon: "What the hell are you?"
Tohru: "DEATH."
*neck snap*
Don't be afraid of death....be afraid of Thoru!!
Richtofen
Torhu: And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. I'm death. Straight. Up.
you know, it makes sense for Harmony Dragons, like that guy, to take advantage of that position, and not get in trouble for it, some harmony dragon he is, picking on someone like Ilulu just because she's not as strong as Tohru.
In top form Ilulu can kick the everloving crap out of Cremene. Ilulu is only a bit weaker than Tohru in power, but Tohru infinitely regenerates mana.
And yes, there are absolutely Harmony faction members like this. Cremene in particular is part of a splinter group called the Dragon Slayers that _exclusively_ just want to kill Chaos dragons and enslave/devour humans.
@@BloodrealmX that just shows that there's corruption in the Harmony Faction.
Kobayashi: "i'm not afraid of you hitting me"
"that's pretty brave"
Kobayashi: "i'm just afraid of what Toru will do while I'm knocked out."
It was at this moment he knew... He f*cked up.
Guy hits Kobayashi
Me: That was a mistake.
Truely, when your opponent does pretty much a front flip corkscrew into to battle, that's how you know your out of your league.
WAYYYYYY out of your league!🔨😎😂😂😂😂
2:04 Clearly, Tohru's been watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and has caught up to the infamous Cherry-Licking scene in Stardust Crusaders.
Your free trial of life has expired
*2:03* OMG Kakyoin has competition
1:06
*YOU DARE HURT MISS KOBAYASHI?!* 👿🔥
It was at that moment, he knew, he fucked up 😅😅😅😅
"How DARE you! That's my BULMAAAAAAAA!"
Elma probably would have killed him for breaking the rules and attacking a human in the human world. Not to mention it being Kobayashi.
*hits Kobayashi*
Tohru: So you've chosen death
Tohru's the daughter of the king of the chaos faction, she lives for combat, he really messed up big time when he struck kobayashi.
00:49
Krillin: You pushed the Kobayashi button. You shouldna did that.
Tohru unleashes her "inner Vegeta", if you will. ^^
It was at this moment that he knew....he messed up
Whoever writes titles like these knows what they’re doing
"How DARE you! That's my KOBAYASHIIIIIII!"
*jerk hits Kobayashi*
Tohru: You have chosen death!
Imagine if you guys are in a dark alley and you see an angry tohru coming at y'all. What would y'all do?
Probably ask for mercy because she’s pretty much the Apocalypse as far as how powerful she is.
@@Tdull-tv1ds you ain't lying, brother! But, what if she's not mad at you though? Because I'd move out of her way, if I'm not the one she's mad at!
@Jonathan Rhoden If she’s not mad at me then yeah I would definitely move out of her way because I don’t want to get in between her and the person she’s mad at. That’s attempting suicide right there.
@@Tdull-tv1ds good point.
If she's not pissed at me I'd just step out of the way and let Tohru do her thing as I'm not stupid enough to get between Tohru and the person she's pissed at.
Man it's been awhile since I seen Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.
Well, I can only imagine what would have happened if that had been Shota instead of Kobayoshi. I think we can all agree death would probably have been a mercy at that point.
(The culprit suddenly gets the chills, sensing an overwhelming presence behind him)
Lucoa: (Emitting a furious aura while still smiling) "While I generally detest violence, you harmed Shouta. That was a mistake. So tonight, I'll make an exception." (Opens her eyes and stops smiling, seemingly showing murderous intent)
Not really. Lucola refuses to fight.
@@akira3871 You really think Lucoa would stand idly by even if someone were to deliberately harm Shouta?
@@anightmareonpokestreet5882 Stand by? No. But that doesn't mean she'll harm them.
@@akira3871 What then? Lucoa would simply grab Shouta, shove Shouta's attacker out of the way if she has to, and then just hightail it out of there to get Shouta to safety?
1:08 that’s the type of face that says: “I messed up big time”.
"You hit my waifu, you lose your life-u"
1:59 bro Kobayashi missed out on when she had that thing in her pants 😏
Tohru tongue game is ON POINT
It was at this moment that he knew…he screwed up.
Think of Morgan freeman narrating that scene "That's When, He Knew, He royally effed Up."
the title should have been " That's when he knew he fucked up"
And this is why don't bully the dragon OR its friends lest Hellish fury visited upon you
There’s going to be some very confused city workers in the morning.
Did I just witness murder?
Lye Batenakaitos: *No, I just erased his memories."
Tohru: You hurt my waifu, you lose your laifu.
0:40 he felt his soul trying to get a head start, to avoid the pain.
It was at this moment he knew....He Messed Up
secondary title so you chosen death
“Choose your words wisely, coward. Maybe if you beg, I’ll let you keep your soul after I crush you.” That’s a pretty raw line, not gonna lie.
The subtitle version is even a bit harder.
"Choose the right words to plead for your life and I'll let you have your soul back after breaking your body. Now, beg for your life."
1:08 - he said with a stutter.
Dragon bounty hunter: "Those rules only exist on paper."
Tohru: "No rules, you say?"
why is this dub wholesome
0:45 OH GOD IT'S BATMAN
*glass breaks*
*Stone Cold Steve Austin Theme*
Tohru being a horndog for kobayashi after killing a dude is crazy
on a note the OVA is up on Cruchyroll today!
0:35 at that moment he knew he didn't fucked up.
This was a great scene. But then again all the fight scenes in this anime are great.
And that’s why you don’t piss off a dragon, especially Tohru. 1:06-1:13
I wouldn’t have been surprised if that creep gave Tohru a low blow, it actually sounded like she popped his head of, or at least crushed his throat. Just as soon as someone hits Kobayashi, Tohru just happens to show up out of the blue, and I can tell ya she can be pretty pathetic at times. *slaps her tongue* Just because my head’s gushing doesn’t give you the excuse to lick me ya creep, now let’s get outta here.
I'd like to see how she can hold her own against the dragon slayers.
1:02 it was at that moment that he knew he fucked up
I want to have to real look at season one cause I do not remember the voices sounding like that
Tohru has herself a penance stare
1:26 It sounded like he's getting killed over there...😬😨
He shows up again later in the manga. Alas, Tohru was not lying when she said she just wiped his memory and broke his horn off.
THE LAST PART..
I Love English Dub
Never threaten her wife
0:36 WHOA, now there's a guy who won't hesitate to hit a woman
it was at this moment when he knew
he fucked up
Pikachu! ⚡⚡⚡
That was more of a suicide than a murder
Makes me wonder if everyone in the Harmony faction are corrupt psychopaths like this guy.
"Your tongue is obscenely long."
The most actuon packed slice of life anime
How does this show have such good animated vfx
she fr pulled up like batman...
This was the moment the dragon slayer knew....he fucked up
Kobayashi’s tongue can be…fun😅😊❤
I have to say the dubbing is pretty good.
A TAD disappointed that Tohru didn't have "voice of legion" going on.
I love watching dragon maid too.
Tooru : Hurt my waifu, prepare to lose you laifu
1:07 HEREEEEEE'S TOHRU, AND BOY IS SHE PISSED!