Very Low Expectations for This

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @namecomingsoon9517
    @namecomingsoon9517 4 месяца назад +6702

    “It’s an opportunity to make millions”
    “I’m out. I want billions”
    Sounds like a Doctor Evil line

    • @Ty-v6v-c4r
      @Ty-v6v-c4r 4 месяца назад +297

      Sounds like Ubisoft execs whenever a dev proposes a deviation from their formula

    • @andrewgreen77
      @andrewgreen77 4 месяца назад +95

      One.... BILLION.... CREDITS

    • @flampagan1994
      @flampagan1994 4 месяца назад +34

      considering Kay can gather 100 credits in some back alley millions does not sound like a lot.

    • @lathryx
      @lathryx 4 месяца назад +11

      @@Ty-v6v-c4rI was gonna make this joke I think you did it better than I could've anyways lmfaooo.

    • @emrahsuvic2007
      @emrahsuvic2007 4 месяца назад

      Ubisoft -1billion

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 4 месяца назад +8770

    An open world Star wars does sound good, but it really only works when it's a passion project and not a cash grab
    Just to be clear, by cash grab I mean the higher ups who pushed this game out and made it happen didn't have passion. Obviously the devs did, but because they have to do what they're told, it's not really a passion project. Like dark souls would be considered a passion project because the higher ups genuinely cared about the game too and wanted it to be good. Same can't be said with this.

    • @brobequiet
      @brobequiet 4 месяца назад +404

      that’s why Jedi fallen order and survivor cooked 🗿

    • @ZinkyStinky
      @ZinkyStinky 4 месяца назад +146

      KOTOR 1&2 is the only open world Star Wars game. Not whatever this game is.

    • @sparrowhawk3422
      @sparrowhawk3422 4 месяца назад +49

      Ubisoft should have made it 20 years ago and it would have been better lol

    • @sparrowhawk3422
      @sparrowhawk3422 4 месяца назад +37

      @@brobequietjedi knight 2: jedi outcast was so much better

    • @isaacbeeby2528
      @isaacbeeby2528 4 месяца назад

      If you don't think that literally every single movie, TV series, video game, song, book and every other form of entertainment media ever made has not been made with the sole purpose of making money, then you are a certifiable moron and completely in denial. There is no reality or multiverse anywhere where anyone put up tens, if not hundreds of millions of dollars to make a product (which is what all entertainment is and again you are a grade A idiot if you deny that) and then just not care if it makes money or not. It is called the entertainment BUSINNESS, not the entertainment not for profit charity. You go into to business to make MONEY! That doesn't mean that you can't have love, creativity and passion at the same time, but at the end of the day, nobody works for free and nobody goes into business to lose money. It's that simple and you have your head buried in the sand if you cannot see that. Literally all of your favorite movies, shows, games, books, songs or whatever else were all cash grabs and that is the objective truth.

  • @jack23325
    @jack23325 4 месяца назад +122

    Lifeless dialogue, bad writing, protagonist never shuts up, is this just forspoken in space?

  • @frutistajunkie
    @frutistajunkie 4 месяца назад +9144

    A good Star Wars game could have been made, but as soon as you see the Ubisoft logo you know it's a lost cause

    • @The_Real_Mao_Zedong
      @The_Real_Mao_Zedong 4 месяца назад +193

      I feel sad because I have stood by Ubisoft for years but this is the last straw. Unless Shadows is amazing I might not play another Ubisoft game.

    • @frostclan8211
      @frostclan8211 4 месяца назад +48

      @@The_Real_Mao_Zedongsame im sick of them

    • @Sinaeb
      @Sinaeb 4 месяца назад +70

      @@The_Real_Mao_Zedong they,ve been bad since unity afaik

    • @QuintonLeo
      @QuintonLeo 4 месяца назад +67

      ​@@Sinaeb FarCry4, FarCry5, For Honor, AC Origins, AC Odyssey, and AC Valhalla were all really good and sold well. Those all released after Unity.
      Ubisoft is one of those companies that people love to talk a lot of bad about but they games continue sell so well. Personally, I love them.
      I do have issues with how they market the games and the prices they sell DLC for, but you don't even have to buy those to enjoy the game. Honestly, if people just stop paying for the DLC at the original prices, the game industry will be forced to lower prices or stop doing it completely. That's how supply & demand works.

    • @megapeebs2631
      @megapeebs2631 4 месяца назад +16

      Still mad about 1313

  • @LTV746
    @LTV746 4 месяца назад +3559

    “It was made by Ubisoft”..
    “Then you are lost!”

    • @spectrumgamer21YT
      @spectrumgamer21YT 4 месяца назад +24

      “I am not! Not two people, not a indie publisher, but UBI FUCKING SOFT!!!”

    • @LTV746
      @LTV746 4 месяца назад +4

      @@spectrumgamer21YT nice reply :). Still amazed how Ubi drops the ball. Also, referencing the prequels with the lost quote

    • @PuthySlayer69420
      @PuthySlayer69420 4 месяца назад +1

      ubisoft woke trash!

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 месяца назад +8

      "I have brought return on investment to my new shareholders!"
      "Making a good game could have already done that"

    • @OfficialCrowMauler
      @OfficialCrowMauler 4 месяца назад

      @@PuthySlayer69420
      The term ‘woke’ owns you. It’s in your head rent free.

  • @MrProthall
    @MrProthall 4 месяца назад +1374

    Dont ever worry about AAA stealth and guys turning around the last second. They're programmed to NEVER turn around if you're close behind them.

    • @robthehood1765
      @robthehood1765 4 месяца назад +182

      Love the first guard for the tutorial takedown staring down a hall LEADING to her bosses office with her back to the only place intruders come from.

    • @DeftestAphid2
      @DeftestAphid2 4 месяца назад +26

      Which is insane because Unity had great stealth.

    • @KyoukoYamabiko
      @KyoukoYamabiko 4 месяца назад +10

      Man we need a new Styx

    • @jeremytesticleman1607
      @jeremytesticleman1607 4 месяца назад

      @@DeftestAphid2Unity having great stealth is such a myth, it has great stealth..when it works but half the mechanics are broken and clunky. Syndicate fixed all of it and polished it.

    • @vintage2flank58
      @vintage2flank58 4 месяца назад +3

      I have had enemies turn around while I’m standing behind them in this game. They mostly follow a set route or stare in the same direction.

  • @edgar882
    @edgar882 4 месяца назад +1376

    Dude really dropped the "we're the rebel alliance" expecting to get freedom of paying

    • @ericwalker6477
      @ericwalker6477 4 месяца назад +83

      I’m going to tell that to my landlord

    • @edgar882
      @edgar882 4 месяца назад +39

      @@ericwalker6477 Dude Step it up and be the church, then you can be even more shocked and claim religious persecution if they make you pay

    • @lastfirst3512
      @lastfirst3512 4 месяца назад +14

      @@edgar882is this comment even part of the same conversation ? Tf are you on about

    • @taylorcorbett8848
      @taylorcorbett8848 4 месяца назад +36

      ​@lastfirst3512 literally saying pretend to be the church instead of the rebel alliance. That wasn't so tough right?

    • @joaovitoria3401
      @joaovitoria3401 4 месяца назад +22

      What are we, some kinda star wars's outlaws?

  • @timtim6373
    @timtim6373 4 месяца назад +1463

    Wonder if an npc will ask me to smuggle luggage for them so I can get that authentic Disney Star Wars experience.

  • @bahalosj
    @bahalosj 4 месяца назад +245

    I love how she talks "I uuuh am uuuh yeah uuh your friend uuhh, right? Am I lying in the right way?"

  • @RayBetterThanEvilCanival
    @RayBetterThanEvilCanival 4 месяца назад +1600

    One thing I hate about Ubisoft is they always have the character narrate out loud what you have to do next. It breaks the immersion for me.

    • @anaguma90
      @anaguma90 4 месяца назад +188

      These games infantilizing the player is par for the course, with the yellow paint and constantly telling you what to do explicitly. Although you'd probably have to be somewhat of an idiot to buy this so maybe it's necessary.

    • @barakaafrobama6519
      @barakaafrobama6519 4 месяца назад +46

      They do that with most games these days, not just Ubisoft. Even Spider-Man 2 had that shit, got annoying as fuck real fast

    • @chacharealsmooth941
      @chacharealsmooth941 4 месяца назад +26

      Most single player games do this. Nothing immersion breaking about it( unless there's too much of it).

    • @goldxahn5247
      @goldxahn5247 4 месяца назад +5

      tbh thats what I do all the time

    • @nohbuddy1
      @nohbuddy1 4 месяца назад +35

      @@anaguma90 They do this because play testers are dumb, especially yellow paint. You all would complain not being able to figure stuff out

  • @Khy._
    @Khy._ 4 месяца назад +380

    I love that the "stealth" takedown is the main character starting with a punch that would make anyone go "HUUAAGGHH"

    • @jare2067
      @jare2067 4 месяца назад +10

      lmao right like wtf are they thinking 😂

    • @Mcgif21
      @Mcgif21 4 месяца назад +1

      *Insert Tom scream*

    • @kingjensen8091
      @kingjensen8091 4 месяца назад +9

      My biggest problem is she’s literally knocking out people almost twice her size with a single punch multiple times in a row. I mean, I understand she’s the protagonist but I don’t even think Solid Snake himself would have done that

    • @Mcgif21
      @Mcgif21 4 месяца назад +5

      @@kingjensen8091 yeah that’s the first thing I noticed in the gameplay. It’s the small details that Ubisoft has oversight of and then end up ruining the whole game. Like how EVERYONE in Assassin’s Creed can parkour just as good as you. So dumb.

    • @Robsidians
      @Robsidians 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Mcgif21 ACBF gaurds CAN do basic parkour, but only the special ones can actually chase you

  • @Yreakles
    @Yreakles 4 месяца назад +193

    Ubisoft went from one of the best gaming companies to one of the worst in a decade

  • @Jared-lj2vb
    @Jared-lj2vb 4 месяца назад +493

    you can buy nearly 20 shares in ubisoft for the same price as the game and I don't know which is a worse financial decision

    • @tdarassp
      @tdarassp 4 месяца назад +25

      Well at least you can be certain that this game will be 30% if it's original value in less than a year

    • @bonquaviusdingle5720
      @bonquaviusdingle5720 4 месяца назад +7

      Both involve shareholder gameplay

    • @black_foresst
      @black_foresst 4 месяца назад +1

      LOOOOL

    • @leestrz4153
      @leestrz4153 4 месяца назад

      Underrated comment

  • @LeoZeKiwi
    @LeoZeKiwi 4 месяца назад +391

    15:09 Ain't no way my man just dropped his weapon right before a "takedown". I'm actually speechless.

    • @Silas_Ames
      @Silas_Ames 4 месяца назад +31

      This game is so unintentionally funny

    • @Captaindoom-oi6bq
      @Captaindoom-oi6bq 4 месяца назад +14

      Another masterpiece from Ubisoft.

    • @apathydays3352
      @apathydays3352 4 месяца назад +10

      Listen I’d drop that too if I was in Ubisoft game, there’s no point in struggle at this point

    • @user-mq6fu6ou4f
      @user-mq6fu6ou4f 4 месяца назад

      That's so Ubisoft

  • @_personoid_5897
    @_personoid_5897 4 месяца назад +1195

    > open world game
    > forces you to follow a singular quest path
    Outstanding job, Ubisoft

    • @DrumBoyHG
      @DrumBoyHG 4 месяца назад +42

      So rockstar too? How about the countless amount of other developers do the exact same shit.

    • @ericosborne4122
      @ericosborne4122 4 месяца назад +143

      @@DrumBoyHGYeah but it’s excusable when it’s a really good story. Your story should be amazing if it’s completely linear

    • @DrumBoyHG
      @DrumBoyHG 4 месяца назад +30

      @@ericosborne4122 don’t start making excuses now

    • @encarneye6865
      @encarneye6865 4 месяца назад +82

      @@DrumBoyHG Clown

    • @DrumBoyHG
      @DrumBoyHG 4 месяца назад +15

      @@encarneye6865 I’m the clown? 💀🙏

  • @shoobydoo
    @shoobydoo 4 месяца назад +597

    The worst thing is it's one of those insufferable games where the main character is constantly talking to themselves and the player like we can't see or comprehend what's happening on screen.

    • @Swipey900
      @Swipey900 4 месяца назад +24

      Well there's a lot of trans people now we have to be considerate

    • @mitsuhh
      @mitsuhh 4 месяца назад +132

      @@Swipey900 What has talking to yourself got to do with trans?

    • @RJS2003
      @RJS2003 4 месяца назад +95

      ​@@Swipey900 What is bro yapping about? 💀

    • @SilverTypo5081
      @SilverTypo5081 4 месяца назад +66

      ​@@Swipey900 "I don't like it so it must be trans"

    • @moonmoth3693
      @moonmoth3693 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@Swipey900huh?

  • @samrichens2962
    @samrichens2962 4 месяца назад +493

    0:26 "poopisoft"

    • @egg_64.
      @egg_64. 4 месяца назад +22

      Only good thing they made was Far Cry 3 🙏 🙏 🙏
      Also a few of the assassins creed games . . .

    • @ap6480
      @ap6480 4 месяца назад

      ​@@egg_64. Watch doggers

    • @FredWheatFill
      @FredWheatFill 4 месяца назад +6

      And far cry 5! JOSEPH SEEEEEED!!!

    • @mister_wide
      @mister_wide 4 месяца назад +8

      @@egg_64.nah they made a lot more bangers just people forgot they were made by Ubisoft. But I refer to the games that are 12 years old or older

    • @arjuna6224
      @arjuna6224 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@egg_64.Splinter cell chaos theory, Prince of Persia sot trilogy are great too.

  • @ManfredVonCapitalist
    @ManfredVonCapitalist 4 месяца назад +38

    With every new Star Wars media there will always be some new “cute” alien species or robot that can be sold to us in a million different ways. It’s so damn predictable.

    • @trustworthydan
      @trustworthydan 4 месяца назад +2

      Hey, after two games BD1 kind of grew on me. 😂😂

    • @goldengold8513
      @goldengold8513 3 месяца назад +2

      @@trustworthydanbecause they didn’t turbo-marketablize BD. The only pieces of merch I could find for him are the robotic one they have at Galaxy’s Edge, a bounty collection figure and the Lego set. Nowhere near as bad as the other characters like BB-8 who exist for the sole purpose of marketing.

  • @Giovanni6501
    @Giovanni6501 4 месяца назад +201

    In every game i've ever played that had me go into a "busy" nightclub, there's always about 6 people in the entire club.

    • @Ty-v6v-c4r
      @Ty-v6v-c4r 4 месяца назад +50

      Cyberpunk does a good job for their nightclubs

    • @wanharis6294
      @wanharis6294 4 месяца назад +36

      Hitman do it pretty well

    • @flampagan1994
      @flampagan1994 4 месяца назад +3

      Very exclusive

    • @TechWiz717
      @TechWiz717 4 месяца назад +20

      Hitman does their clubs well. So does cyberpunk. They’re pretty packed, maybe not to the extent you might see IRL but more than enough to feel like a real club, not like some shit ass one you showed up to the second it opens and no one’s there.
      Club here looks pathetic

    • @Swipey900
      @Swipey900 4 месяца назад +12

      @@TechWiz717 Hitman devs were smart thats why it worked, most NPCS were fake but select few spread out were real and purposely put in position to make the rooms feel alive and reactive to the Hitman

  • @erikgilson1687
    @erikgilson1687 4 месяца назад +1522

    I actually thought this could still be decent until I saw that it's based around the most boring kind of stealth combat imaginable

    • @Goochen
      @Goochen 4 месяца назад +112

      2000's splinter cell gameplay but much worse. no verticality or anything.

    • @BobBillies
      @BobBillies 4 месяца назад +44

      Welcome to Ubisoft.

    • @livefreewithjp5251
      @livefreewithjp5251 4 месяца назад +204

      ​@@Goochen Don't you dare compare Splinter cell to this trash! Sam fisher is rolling in his grave

    • @tyler-hp7oq
      @tyler-hp7oq 4 месяца назад +4

      Good thing its not a stealth game

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 4 месяца назад +25

      ​@@livefreewithjp5251remember when Ubisoft was good? Chaos Theory still holds up.

  • @JoeWillz82
    @JoeWillz82 4 месяца назад +45

    The walking animation bugging out was all I needed to see.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 месяца назад +4

      Fool. She clearly was using the Force to levitate.

  • @BlueBand3
    @BlueBand3 4 месяца назад +164

    Maybe if they make the camera shake more while fighting it will seem immersive

    • @felonius_punk
      @felonius_punk 4 месяца назад +18

      I hate that shit. I always turn off camera shake

    • @bestusername1074
      @bestusername1074 4 месяца назад +5

      ⁠​⁠@@felonius_punkwhy would I want my game to feel like ice skating instead of running and punching

    • @Frayme11
      @Frayme11 4 месяца назад

      ​@@bestusername1074tell me you don't even touch a slider without telling me

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 4 месяца назад +16

      if they wanted the fighting to be immersive the main character wouldn’t punch like they’re on a set of a low quality movie, i don’t do martial arts but those forms are terrible

    • @swag4jag559
      @swag4jag559 4 месяца назад

      Is that a Borderlands movie joke

  • @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken
    @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken 4 месяца назад +519

    Feels like all these studios making "open world" games today forget that what we as fans were loving back when it wasn't the norm was the RICH ENVIRONMENT that came along with it, where the space was USED, whether that was for a crazy view, unmarked quests, out of the way quests, etc. and why we therefore wanted it from franchises we liked.
    I'd much rather a more linear approached game so long as it's solid as apposed to a less than half-assed "open world" running from point A to B with nothing to really see in between.

    • @Cosmic_K
      @Cosmic_K 4 месяца назад +36

      Yeah, I much prefer linear level design a lot more as of lately. Most of the open world feels like im always doing some fetch quest/ puzzle, just to hold up on the joystick for 5-10mins. All to arrive at another joyless quest. I need 5 berries please

    • @Volyren
      @Volyren 4 месяца назад +12

      Fallout 3, 4 and New Vegas, and even Skyrim. Vs Starfield or any Ubislop since Farcry 4. In those games, you get copy pasted everything. But in Fallout, you might find a cabin. No real loot of value. But whoah. That one skeleton is chained to the bed and a bottle of nuka cola quantum is in his pelvis. I wouldn't drink that...
      Every location was unique.

    • @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken
      @Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken 4 месяца назад +14

      @@Volyren Exactly. A story was being told in the locations, even if it wasn't spelled out for you. Sure some locations were just w/e, but most said something.
      I honestly don't think it's burn out on open worlds that is the issue, but rather the surface level of "open world" that studios keep shoving out just for the sake of calling it open world.

    • @fordakacar
      @fordakacar 4 месяца назад +8

      i’m still shocked big studios haven’t taken a kenshi approach to open world rpgs yet. imagine going from settlement to settlement in some random star wars world and just doing whatever the fuck you want. imagine kenshi but instead of one guy making a better open world experience than billion dollar companies, an entire team could be behind it

    • @srz3732
      @srz3732 4 месяца назад +4

      ngl genshin's open world is much better than this

  • @surrealengineering7884
    @surrealengineering7884 4 месяца назад +12

    I always watch your videos when i'm sick.
    Other entertainment is just headache enducing.
    Your monotonous way of talking and structured, no big surprises, no carnival video style hits just the spot and is literally the only thing i can watch in that situation. Especially the food tier lists.
    Thank you man!

  • @b.manley
    @b.manley 4 месяца назад +401

    The addition of "Dank farrick", into the star wars lexicon drives me up a fking wall.

    • @nickferguson1998
      @nickferguson1998 4 месяца назад +91

      Becoming a “hey they said the thing!” type shit

    • @livefreewithjp5251
      @livefreewithjp5251 4 месяца назад +126

      It's like when the annoying kid made you laugh once so they repeat themselves 20 times thinking it will always have the same effect

    • @nickferguson1998
      @nickferguson1998 4 месяца назад +23

      @@livefreewithjp5251 jesus that brings back high school memories 😂

    • @CALAMITY0FHYRULE
      @CALAMITY0FHYRULE 4 месяца назад +63

      It was cool when the mandalorian said it like twice. That was it.

    • @Liamnissan22222
      @Liamnissan22222 4 месяца назад +28

      Yeah I hate it when they put made up words in Star Wars. Bunch of nerf herders!

  • @frostclan8211
    @frostclan8211 4 месяца назад +1743

    Ubisoft making the same game for the 40th time

    • @Montanajj
      @Montanajj 4 месяца назад +105

      Same game different coat of paint. This time it’s Star Wars paint. Yay 😐

    • @TheProphegy
      @TheProphegy 4 месяца назад +119

      Far Cry of the Watchdogs Creed: Assassin’s Outlaws

    • @thetrashcanman7537
      @thetrashcanman7537 4 месяца назад +34

      @@TheProphegythis is more like WatchCreed Recon :OutDogs

    • @megapeebs2631
      @megapeebs2631 4 месяца назад +19

      *Ubislop

    • @ephremterefe4568
      @ephremterefe4568 4 месяца назад +20

      I really don't understand this sentiment. All souls are basically the same game. Why can't it be about taste? Or even distaste of the company (probably the real reason of the hate)

  • @craigmeister1241
    @craigmeister1241 4 месяца назад +21

    24:10 They literally used the exact same animation when you crash out of a bike in watch dogs 1. They aren't even trying at this point.

  • @VegetaHitsGirls
    @VegetaHitsGirls 4 месяца назад +514

    Spending 110 dollars on this shit is why theyll keep doing it forever. Someone will buy it.

    • @barakaafrobama6519
      @barakaafrobama6519 4 месяца назад +11

      They’re a greedy billion dollar company my guy, they’ll keep doing it despite you buying it. So who cares what others do with their money when it doesn’t make a difference anyhow?

    • @untouchableghost1156
      @untouchableghost1156 4 месяца назад +2

      Look at reviews it’s a good game of course people are going to buy it…

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 4 месяца назад +60

      @@barakaafrobama6519if no one buys it they don’t make it. Are you 5?

    • @Baked_As_A_Cake
      @Baked_As_A_Cake 4 месяца назад +18

      ​@untouchableghost1156 a good game? Ive seen nothing but complaints in reviews, but perhaps i missed something.

    • @rossgadsby9663
      @rossgadsby9663 4 месяца назад +12

      He spends 110, makes a video millions of people see. Tons of said people will now not buy the game or buy it based off what they see. that 120 means fuck all to Ubisoft. The loss of income from all the people who watch gameplay and decide not to will almost certainly be more that that 120

  • @JR-kx3jr
    @JR-kx3jr 4 месяца назад +133

    Makes a blitzball joke at the beginning, but says nothing when meeting a character named Waka.

    • @IdeologyOfPain
      @IdeologyOfPain 4 месяца назад

      Should’ve asked him if he goes hard in the paint…

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 месяца назад

      @@IdeologyOfPain Is that a band or a song?

    • @IdeologyOfPain
      @IdeologyOfPain 4 месяца назад

      @@justoneguy2487 “hard in da paint” was a super popular song by Waka Flocka Flame in the 2000’s

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 месяца назад +1

      @@IdeologyOfPain no I know I was referencing the Eric Andre skit where Hannibal asks the guest if she listens to Wacka Flocka and she responds with that question. "Is that a band or a song?"
      To which Hannibal responds "That's a... A man."

    • @IdeologyOfPain
      @IdeologyOfPain 4 месяца назад

      @@justoneguy2487 ohh my bad 😂 I never watched that show like that, you just reminded me to go back and watch it though 👌

  • @ROBISTANK
    @ROBISTANK 4 месяца назад +7

    Huge Jackie Chan vibes with the "no no I don't want to fight" then she immediately kills 4 people.

  • @cipherthevcuber
    @cipherthevcuber 4 месяца назад +49

    10:52 finds colleague lying on floor "what's that?"

  • @gateofdestiny
    @gateofdestiny 4 месяца назад +196

    missed opportunity for "I have a bad feeling about this" for video title

    • @HearMeLearn
      @HearMeLearn 4 месяца назад +20

      star wars outlaw situation is crazy

  • @mdalion
    @mdalion 4 месяца назад +239

    The stealth takedowns make this game literally unplayable for me.
    Just smack your bare fist onto a helmet, the enemy goes down immediately and your hand isn't broken.
    How hard is it to apply a minimum of logic to an animation.

    • @nicolasacosta1673
      @nicolasacosta1673 4 месяца назад +55

      I remember back in republic commando you had a wristblade to melee enemies and you even got blood on your visor when you did it. Star Wars has lost all grit under disney.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 4 месяца назад +16

      I guess that's not too far off from stormtroopers getting smoked by sticks and rocks in RotJ

    • @AM180x
      @AM180x 4 месяца назад +5

      That's just Star Wars logic for you lol. It's supposed to be funny/stupid

    • @Dreggy990
      @Dreggy990 4 месяца назад +17

      @@AM180xno bro they are just recycling old take downs from previous games.

    • @SourWolf085
      @SourWolf085 4 месяца назад

      @@AM180x i wouldnt diss starwars like that XD, its the game creators.

  • @TGPGIF
    @TGPGIF 4 месяца назад +1453

    Watching charlie play a game without responding to chat is like watching your dad come through the door with the milk
    Edit: ok guys stop arguing, idc what side ur on, don't use the comments as reddit

    • @boriswaimanchan5302
      @boriswaimanchan5302 4 месяца назад +149

      I like this format alot more than when he games on streams, very much enjoyed his full wukong highlight

    • @theimp6731
      @theimp6731 4 месяца назад +147

      It's so much better. Watching him actually pay attention to the game and explore and take it in. Not that that matters with this garbage but with Wukong it was awesome. Really hope he keeps it this way

    • @TGPGIF
      @TGPGIF 4 месяца назад

      @@theimp6731 oh yeah 100% I was wondering why wukong was such good videos

    • @coopercarlson4307
      @coopercarlson4307 4 месяца назад +8

      Do we know why he isn’t streaming anymore?

    • @boriswaimanchan5302
      @boriswaimanchan5302 4 месяца назад

      @@coopercarlson4307 after a small drama with sneako recently he said he would step back abit as he doesnt wanna be terminally online

  • @Rileygee0224
    @Rileygee0224 4 месяца назад +1905

    I'm convinced it takes Ubisoft 5 months to make these games, and then they wait to ship it out for about 3 years
    Edit: This was a joke comment. Gotten lots of comments that clearly missed the point. I'm sorry I failed to make the joke more obvious, instead going for a naive hater route type comment. That was never my intention and I am very aware developing any game regardless of how cookie cuter it is takes many years and lots of dev cycle. It's just a common joke with ubisoft to pump out games very rapidly so I was playing on that joke, albeit not clearly enough.

    • @jamesgunner9511
      @jamesgunner9511 4 месяца назад +37

      If that's true then theyre god damn genius

    • @tomsmarkovs1946
      @tomsmarkovs1946 4 месяца назад +101

      No, it takes blood sweat and tears for the devs only to rob them from finishing the game and present their WIP game to the world as done. . I bet it feels like shit.

    • @ElfV47
      @ElfV47 4 месяца назад +29

      @@tomsmarkovs1946 yea most likely this, not a game dev but I'm a designer and software engineer and upper management always sets deadlines without giving a shit about how long it'll realistically take us so they always ship unfinished work which ultimately makes me just feel like shit and they go on with their lives because to them its just the same thing they dont understand the finer details and nuances

    • @joyboy6752
      @joyboy6752 4 месяца назад +14

      Yet charlie saw fit to drop 120 big ones, dudes literally the problem

    • @fornavnefternavn208
      @fornavnefternavn208 4 месяца назад +19

      @@joyboy6752 I bet you he DETERS way more people from buying bad games, than the 120 he handed Ubisoft

  • @original1nage
    @original1nage 4 месяца назад +43

    if they took out the half-hearted punching this could literally be a walkthrough at disneyland

  • @justanaverageferret
    @justanaverageferret 4 месяца назад +91

    23:17 yeah, it's actual deadeye...complete with Kay fanning a hammer that doesn't exist on her blaster 😂

    • @epicclaww8030
      @epicclaww8030 4 месяца назад +5

      Who cares it’s cool

    • @Xaevryn
      @Xaevryn 4 месяца назад +52

      @@epicclaww8030 It's not.

    • @peanutbutter2586
      @peanutbutter2586 4 месяца назад +5

      The health bar is literally the one they used for gr breakpoint lol

    • @treesusr
      @treesusr 4 месяца назад +10

      @@epicclaww8030 I promise it's not

    • @0008loser
      @0008loser 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@epicclaww8030 where?

  • @Slendermaster968
    @Slendermaster968 4 месяца назад +101

    3:07 Forspoken PTSD

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 4 месяца назад +5

    >> Star Wars Outlaws
    >> OUTLAWS
    >> Somehow doesn't allow you to hijack speeders...

  • @redwolf8458
    @redwolf8458 4 месяца назад +398

    Dropping 110 bucks on early is wicked work

    • @NikoGoKrazy
      @NikoGoKrazy 4 месяца назад +50

      Its a good thing charlie is rich lol

    • @MrCreativent
      @MrCreativent 4 месяца назад

      It's on the wierd subscription service they have. And I *think* it's also accessible via gamepass?

    • @maurzstarz3280
      @maurzstarz3280 4 месяца назад +23

      Ubisoft+ let's you get it for $17. That's how I'm playing it. I definitely wouldn't pay 100 for that, I made that mistake already with Suicide Squad 😓

    • @CosmicKirby
      @CosmicKirby 4 месяца назад

      @@maurzstarz3280you’re paying 17 dollars a month for Ubisoft games that’s not much better my brother

    • @nhanon67as
      @nhanon67as 4 месяца назад +3

      $18

  • @roiwtto0919
    @roiwtto0919 4 месяца назад +34

    15:09 ahh sneak takedown where you whistle your opponent to look up and sucker punch him.....wtf

  • @b0om2k
    @b0om2k 4 месяца назад +72

    Holy shit the way she moves to cover at 9:23 is so bad. Like shes supposed to be in mortal danger because shes GETTING SHOT AT, and yet she moves so slowly and awkwardly. Didnt think this was gonna be good but I had no idea it would be THIS bad.

    • @francescofioroni70
      @francescofioroni70 4 месяца назад +3

      She was still on that pose for stealth and she move fast to go behind the desk (while making a rotation like saying "oh come on!"). What's bad about that? It's normal af

  • @malfeastial
    @malfeastial 4 месяца назад +96

    The fact that the characters have no emotion in their face when they talk is insane

    • @epicclaww8030
      @epicclaww8030 4 месяца назад +6

      Better than starfield

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 месяца назад +13

      That's because nothing happening in the "story" is worthy of a reaction

    • @BackstabbyBoy
      @BackstabbyBoy 4 месяца назад +8

      @@RiFeX2703 Lol sure. As if games with good facial animations don't exist. What a weak cope from a ubisoft fanboy.

    • @Swipey900
      @Swipey900 4 месяца назад +5

      @@RiFeX2703 it's 2024 is innovation weird too ask for 😂😂 the prices of these games aren't getting lower, the quality is, unreal engine is literally being used in all high budget games now and half the main part of that is animation and faces (emotions, literally layers of skin and muscle on characters so emotion is more telling than before ever in gaming)

    • @zenoxp8928
      @zenoxp8928 4 месяца назад +1

      @@epicclaww8030 sorry but no... Even the textures in the game is worse than Starfields

  • @silverwolf813
    @silverwolf813 4 месяца назад +62

    Ubisoft: welcome to our open world Starwars game
    Charlie: I don't get to make my choices....

  • @jackthomas6347
    @jackthomas6347 4 месяца назад +248

    While studios like Larian and FromSoft are always raising the bar, you can always count on Ubisoft to drop that bar to the fucking floor again

    • @Ty-v6v-c4r
      @Ty-v6v-c4r 4 месяца назад +22

      The problem is that Ubisoft has found a way to raise profits without raising game quality. They are innovating, just not in the direction gamers ntend

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 4 месяца назад +6

      Yes, because making Demon's Souls over and over again is "raising the bar". 🤦

    • @humbleguardsman5578
      @humbleguardsman5578 4 месяца назад +28

      ​@@theobell2002yeah armored core is really reminiscent of demon souls.

    • @jarktonsley4717
      @jarktonsley4717 4 месяца назад +21

      ​@@theobell2002 Demon's Souls? Blud is stuck in 2013 lol

    • @notsteve5927
      @notsteve5927 4 месяца назад +10

      @@theobell2002who hurt you, little Ubisoft fan? :(

  • @Just_a_turtle_chad
    @Just_a_turtle_chad 4 месяца назад +410

    I'm a simple man, I see Ubisoft I avoid.

    • @matthewtheking8989
      @matthewtheking8989 4 месяца назад +8

      I haven’t touched anything from Ubisoft since just dance 2015 (yes back when 1D ruled the world)… yes I am that old. They fell off HARD

    • @FullAutoWitch
      @FullAutoWitch 4 месяца назад +9

      Honestly Ghost Recon Wildlands or Far Cry 5 were probably the last decent games with any amouth of depth ubisoft made, every ubisoft game after that sucked so hard. Especially new R6 Siege seasons, they fucking killed the game.

    • @TheProphegy
      @TheProphegy 4 месяца назад +15

      Honestly, Ubisoft deserves a lot more shit than what they get. So many phony trailers they have put out over the years that don’t showcase what a game actually looks like.

    • @BlueJayz474
      @BlueJayz474 4 месяца назад +2

      @@FullAutoWitchI’d argue Assassin’s Creed Valhalla was quite good. Odyssey had cool mechanics that were pointless.

    • @notBrocker
      @notBrocker 4 месяца назад +5

      @@BlueJayz474Valhalla was the most boring lackluster shit assassin game ever made
      I disagree hard lol, and trust me I love the AC franchise, if you actually enjoyed that game then I’d tell you to replay the Ezio collection

  • @mewmewpow131
    @mewmewpow131 4 месяца назад +4

    the part where the literal walk animation got lost just made my day

  • @carlosquen4461
    @carlosquen4461 4 месяца назад +102

    16:22 amazing combo, one that could only be pulled off by a professional gamer

    • @DachiSvanidze
      @DachiSvanidze 4 месяца назад +7

      the vid is 6 mins old. did you watch it in 3x speed?

    • @grob420
      @grob420 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@DachiSvanidzeBro skipped half way in and thought we wouldn't notice

    • @anonymouscheesepie3768
      @anonymouscheesepie3768 4 месяца назад

      how

    • @StillNightingale
      @StillNightingale 4 месяца назад +1

      Your comprehension is beyond ours, my lord

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@grob420bot scanned the text in the audio and generated a response.

  • @EtherRainbow
    @EtherRainbow 4 месяца назад +352

    i still can't believe they thought it was a good idea to release this in the current state its in

    • @winkelfilms
      @winkelfilms 4 месяца назад +44

      Ubisoft has been doing this for 20 years, you should believe it

    • @EtherRainbow
      @EtherRainbow 4 месяца назад +50

      @@winkelfilms i literally just made a random comment knowing nothing about this game whatsoever to see if it would get likes. that's actually crazy

    • @cameronsalmon1314
      @cameronsalmon1314 4 месяца назад +37

      @@EtherRainbowwhats crazier is that you were right on the nail

    • @seancamacho4273
      @seancamacho4273 4 месяца назад +7

      @@cameronsalmon1314Lol right and who’s gonna assume he’s lying anyway when you can see the heaping pile of trash this game is with your own eyes 😂

    • @justme002
      @justme002 4 месяца назад +16

      Hah, saw your reply to this. I was like... what current state? I've had a single crash and some weird audio issues here and there, otherwise this is pretty polished considering what passes for day one releases these days.

  • @GangstasaurusWrex
    @GangstasaurusWrex 4 месяца назад +21

    I wish the melee had more impact. Rather than a sad sonic boom animation with slow sluggish swings.

    • @wolf2966
      @wolf2966 4 месяца назад

      Could change as you progress this was only the beginning of the game after all

    • @cool123443210
      @cool123443210 4 месяца назад +5

      @@wolf2966bruh he's talking about the animation lacking. wtf u on about "it's the beginning of the game". Bruh the new takedowns and fighting swings that u may "learn" is still gonna be buggy and chunky looking.
      In fact let me help u out. He's basically saying that the punching is ass. See how when she punches she makes contact before her fist gets to them. Then also has some basic ass dust effect pop up. That's the problem. Worst melee I've ever seen and we're in 2024🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @ericgeesey9817
    @ericgeesey9817 4 месяца назад +117

    This looked good when it was called 1313.

    • @drnobody418
      @drnobody418 4 месяца назад +5

      RIP ☠️

    • @rpsyco
      @rpsyco 4 месяца назад +2

      Even better when it was a Boba Fett game.

  • @mncrft3386
    @mncrft3386 4 месяца назад +578

    I'll gladly grab it in 6 months when it's 80% off

    • @stealeyy
      @stealeyy 4 месяца назад +49

      you mean 95%

    • @awesumesauce6
      @awesumesauce6 4 месяца назад

      ​@@stealeyywhen it free on Playstation plus

    • @wLANDENm
      @wLANDENm 4 месяца назад +37

      @@stealeyyYou mean free in the Ubisoft collection on PlayStation premium.

    • @22Arcana
      @22Arcana 4 месяца назад +60

      I got a free copy due to an event with Intel and I'm debating who I hate enough to give it to.

    • @noecurl5986
      @noecurl5986 4 месяца назад

      How many months?

  • @guillermogerrycabrera7625
    @guillermogerrycabrera7625 4 месяца назад +4

    22:30 casually dropping a major plot point prediction lmao

  • @Bjrn-nv3ie
    @Bjrn-nv3ie 4 месяца назад +79

    She even spins her pistol around like Arthur after dead eyeing three people in the face lol

    • @danieltukua4527
      @danieltukua4527 4 месяца назад +10

      I mean, pistol tricks aren’t exactly exclusive to Arthur. Plus you have to actively make Arthur spin his gun

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 месяца назад

      ​@@danieltukua4527ok? Still it's a blatant rip of the Deadeye Mechanic. This game is so trash they can't even come up with a Unique Mechanic

    • @danieltukua4527
      @danieltukua4527 4 месяца назад +9

      @@CazzyVR This game looks awful and like the usual Ubislop product but if you’re going to critique it. Make sure it’s over the right reason. There isn’t a deadeye-esque ability in Outlaws (From the gameplay I’ve seen so far). The only similarity is that she can flip her blaster a few times before holstering it. You know who else does gun tricks? Cassidy from Overwatch, Protag from Persona 3, Balthier from Final Fantasy, Freeman in Half Life 2, Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear, Your character in Knights of the Old Republic, etcetera.
      So unless you’re gonna make the insane claim that they all ripped off Red Dead Redemption despite plenty of them coming out before then, I fail to see your point.

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS 4 месяца назад

      Even has that Nathan drake combo for melee lol. This game is a mish mash of copy paste.

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 месяца назад +2

      @@danieltukua4527 "Activate a special mode after building up a meter that allows you to lock onto a certain number of enemies and instantly kill each with your Weapon, usually a firearm"
      That is Deadeye explained...
      That is also this "Adrenaline" Mechanic explained...
      Try again.

  • @abovewater6918
    @abovewater6918 4 месяца назад +64

    Classic Ubisoft gameplay at 25:13 the sliding simulator

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 месяца назад +4

      that's just the uhh uhhh speeder-boarding part of the game and uhh it's invisible too!

    • @Dan-ji4db
      @Dan-ji4db 4 месяца назад +1

      She's wearing heelies

  • @AC-ut3nk
    @AC-ut3nk 4 месяца назад +2

    Love how the enemy just drop their weapon even before the takedown

  • @ReifinDFanchon
    @ReifinDFanchon 4 месяца назад +27

    17:07 Ubisoft AI at its finest.

  • @epiccheesemoment4035
    @epiccheesemoment4035 4 месяца назад +9

    This format is so much better than just vods

  • @Acrylescent
    @Acrylescent 4 месяца назад +1

    Open world used to mean a large game area where you are free to make your own choices about gameplay.
    This game appears to believe open world means “here’s an open space you can walk around in the world”.

  • @analoque2412
    @analoque2412 4 месяца назад +35

    25:41 it is not worth it.

  • @T-035
    @T-035 4 месяца назад +84

    19:12 Best ubisoft special effect

    • @smittyjjensin558
      @smittyjjensin558 4 месяца назад +13

      God that looked stiff

    • @BlueBand3
      @BlueBand3 4 месяца назад +16

      That's actually one of the worst effects i've seen in a while 💀

    • @dontshootmex5588
      @dontshootmex5588 4 месяца назад +3

      Wow, I was not prepared for this XD

  • @RogueSwansong
    @RogueSwansong 4 месяца назад +2

    Charlie's worst trait is that he doesn't refund garbage

  • @papermushrooms.
    @papermushrooms. 4 месяца назад +11

    character randomly gets a pair of heelies and just skates across the floor.

  • @KoalaTContent
    @KoalaTContent 4 месяца назад +69

    "I'll get this when it's on sale later."
    Ubisoft: "Good, keep our sales numbers up as we lower the price, this works every time."

    • @skyhunter2816
      @skyhunter2816 4 месяца назад +5

      That makes no sense.

    • @KoalaTContent
      @KoalaTContent 4 месяца назад +6

      @@skyhunter2816 It's literally what they do. A new game comes out and gets its initial sales which are always better around launch, then the game sales slow and Ubisoft lowers the price to counter slower sales and keep numbers up, then they parade this fact internally because it means more players are getting into the Ubisoft microtransaction ecosystem. At that point they are focusing on their next big title and don't care about the price of a previous news cycle game, just that it's maintaining *numbers.*

    • @tdarassp
      @tdarassp 4 месяца назад +2

      I mean they've reported a net loss 2 out of the 5 previous fiscal years. So like, yea I guess that's their strategy. It's not a very good one, but it certainly IS a strategy

  • @minias1444
    @minias1444 4 месяца назад +1

    I don't know why but that "Blitzball championship?" joke like 4 minutes in made me chuckle more than it should.

  • @loudenlaffnite246
    @loudenlaffnite246 4 месяца назад +25

    Woof on those punches -- it's like her knuckles are in her forearm.

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 4 месяца назад +2

      Maybe gravity works differently there .lol we are in space 😂

  • @Bighomiehobbs
    @Bighomiehobbs 4 месяца назад +488

    Ubisoft need to branch out from open world concept games. This game doesn’t look finished. Would’ve been a banger in 2010 for the ps2. Ubisoft robbing people out here for what they’re charging for this game.

    • @RomnysGonzalez
      @RomnysGonzalez 4 месяца назад +62

      You know what is funny? The no open worlds game and small projects from Ubisoft are great.
      Prince of Persia
      Rabbids games
      Trackmania
      Just Dance
      R6 Siege
      Scott Pilgrim
      Anno
      XDefient
      Everything that isn't investor AAA open world junk is actually pretty damn solid.

    • @winkelfilms
      @winkelfilms 4 месяца назад +6

      Ubisoft has been the same since 2005. Always bad, I've sworn them off since and haven't delivered anything worthwhile since then.

    • @chimpsmart1724
      @chimpsmart1724 4 месяца назад +44

      Im sure you're joking, but "2010 for the ps2" is something else.

    • @ROB_LAW98K
      @ROB_LAW98K 4 месяца назад

      @@RomnysGonzalez XDefiant is so good

    • @Jakem763
      @Jakem763 4 месяца назад +1

      Would be great to see them make an open world that’s actually open world

  • @luispmoraes2772
    @luispmoraes2772 4 месяца назад +63

    This dialogues are so painful to read.
    "Don't go trying to gloforlp me! Unless you want to end tribarled, you piece of darpf!"
    Sound like the kind of shit you find in a rick and morty episode.

    • @spidaaahs
      @spidaaahs 4 месяца назад +2

      its star wars dude this might be shocking but fictional settings have fictional languages and slang

    • @luispmoraes2772
      @luispmoraes2772 4 месяца назад +10

      @@spidaaahs oh shit! Thanks for the heads up, but all of them are as ridiculous as SW related ones?
      Anyway, everyone is entitled to their opinion, right? No need to be such a flergtom about it.

    • @spidaaahs
      @spidaaahs 4 месяца назад

      @luispmoraes2772 yeah sure you can have your opinion but don't act like its insane for the game set in a universe with over 20 million sentient species to have fictional words that don't follow human conventions

    • @luispmoraes2772
      @luispmoraes2772 4 месяца назад +2

      @@spidaaahs Its not insane at all, its just star wars's rendition of it thats crap.

    • @BottlesOfSoap
      @BottlesOfSoap 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@luispmoraes2772idk bro you're kinda acting like a schlorp right now

  • @timtim6373
    @timtim6373 4 месяца назад +46

    There is a timeline where we got Star Wars 1313 instead of this.

    • @jamesmorgan6042
      @jamesmorgan6042 4 месяца назад +15

      My dream is Disney gives the keys to Larian Studios to make a KOTOR game...

    • @subsume7904
      @subsume7904 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@jamesmorgan6042 YES ABSOLUTELY 100% YES

  • @alexwiles9732
    @alexwiles9732 4 месяца назад +65

    releasing this just after wukong was a mistake

    • @任家佑-h9n
      @任家佑-h9n 4 месяца назад +17

      Nah now they have a good excuse

    • @bighippmusic
      @bighippmusic 4 месяца назад +33

      releasing it in general was a mistake

    • @cheemslord9917
      @cheemslord9917 4 месяца назад +1

      it do nothing with that

    • @threestars2164
      @threestars2164 4 месяца назад +4

      A generic star wars shooter game vs a generic action game.

    • @ezzekieldirks8542
      @ezzekieldirks8542 4 месяца назад +3

      They should've had made a mandalorion bounty hunter sw game

  • @skelnhelvers3238
    @skelnhelvers3238 4 месяца назад +1

    “What are we celebrating?”
    LIFE DAY, my friend. It’s the only holiday in the whole star system. There’s fireworks, everyone puts on horrible makeup, and the elderly watch pornographic holo-vids on the family VR headsets.
    (The Star Wars Holiday Special)

  • @isaacwest276
    @isaacwest276 4 месяца назад +105

    Those stealth takedowns are also annoying me, she can't weigh more than 160lbs and she's one-shotting people with a punch???

    • @mykal4779
      @mykal4779 4 месяца назад +23

      yeah and how does mario jump so high

    • @livefreewithjp5251
      @livefreewithjp5251 4 месяца назад +23

      She's definitely only like 135-145 pounds. Crazy

    • @supersaiyn41
      @supersaiyn41 4 месяца назад +21

      yeah they looked a little weird to me, like kay at best doesnt look like she has the build to mike tyson KO someone lol

    • @danielcristianescobar8157
      @danielcristianescobar8157 4 месяца назад +31

      @@mykal4779 theres different degrees of realism. Like Ellies takedowns in the last of us is pretty cool because they feel like it make sense with her.

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 4 месяца назад +32

      ​​​@@mykal4779 bcause unlike mario, everyone in this game obeys the physic of it's universe's established law to some believable extend?
      But yeah, just pull the lazy "cuZ iTs vIDeO GaMe" excuse

  • @DUTCHLEFTME
    @DUTCHLEFTME 4 месяца назад +36

    You know it’s gonna be an absolute banger when it’s got Charlie yawning not even 6mins in 💀
    5:19 btw

  • @PrinceSushi_
    @PrinceSushi_ 4 месяца назад +2

    The irony of me getting a star wars outlaw ad right before watching is crazy

  • @kenmanoi00
    @kenmanoi00 4 месяца назад +6

    25:15 "please dont take another step banana joe"

  • @DylanPorto45
    @DylanPorto45 4 месяца назад +23

    vodka coke, hold the vodka and put the coke in a bag

    • @kimberkan
      @kimberkan 4 месяца назад +7

      honestly banging lines and playing this game has been most of the reason why i’m enjoying it.

    • @DylanPorto45
      @DylanPorto45 4 месяца назад +1

      @@kimberkan a man who gets it…this tootski is for you brotha man

    • @kimberkan
      @kimberkan 4 месяца назад

      @@DylanPorto45 🫡🫡

  • @neonicecube908
    @neonicecube908 4 месяца назад +62

    6:10 no fun allowed game design

    • @brianpaulin3300
      @brianpaulin3300 4 месяца назад +1

      When I played it it let me do it 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @francescofioroni70
      @francescofioroni70 4 месяца назад

      Litterally the whole game is based on choices you make with different factions. Nice try bro

  • @phavifizzalexander2950
    @phavifizzalexander2950 4 месяца назад +12

    I’ve been watching Charlie since I was 14 years old and it feels so strange. It’s been a decade and he’s gone through so many changes-a metamorphosis. It feels so fresh that he’s doing this content again, new Charlie doing old content feels right, he’s not too nervous to be himself instead of scripting his pussy lip jokes (which I still really love to be honest) he’s playing the game and being Charles and I really fuck with that man

    • @nukewurld
      @nukewurld 4 месяца назад +1

      Time to disconnect brother

  • @tiredtyrant370
    @tiredtyrant370 4 месяца назад +29

    Someone explained the main character perfectly and it goes something like this "the main character looks like a team America doll".

    • @armintor2826
      @armintor2826 4 месяца назад

      The cheekbones really sell it

  • @Void6-
    @Void6- 4 месяца назад +1

    *agros enemy*
    *whistles*
    "what was that?"
    *runs over there*
    man they really put a lot of effort on this one huh

  • @TGPGIF
    @TGPGIF 4 месяца назад +11

    I feel like the day someone makes charlie visibly mad is the day that he actually reveals his super-powers

  • @thelemonwho
    @thelemonwho 4 месяца назад +6

    9:02 I want to hear a guard say those lines in a game for real! 😂😂😂

  • @sirashley2355
    @sirashley2355 4 месяца назад +1

    16:35 honestly, the wack stormtrooper aim makes your character seem badass. just effortlessly dodging multiple attackers' blasts

  • @tomaszt5050
    @tomaszt5050 4 месяца назад +4

    WoW! A snarky girlboss character who is down on her luck but it's also the Universe most capable person ready to solo complete any mission with no preparation? What a completely novel concept for both AAA adventure games but also Star Wars itself.

  • @OGmistafrodo
    @OGmistafrodo 4 месяца назад +48

    This game feels like if Cyberpunk and Starfield had a baby, but drank during the pregnancy

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 4 месяца назад +2

      Who's the mother?

    • @Taczy2023
      @Taczy2023 4 месяца назад +3

      This is nothing like Cyberpunk at all, and this is a bad game Cyberpunk is not.

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 месяца назад

      ​@@LordCrate-du8zmThey can't tell... and both died in Childbirth

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Taczy2023Cyberpunk... I hated the endings with a passion (as a Cyberpunk Genre it shits on them) but it has gotten to the point where it's FAR superior to this

    • @spitfire3032
      @spitfire3032 4 месяца назад

      @@CazzyVR Why did you hate the endings? Out of all things i've seen people complain about in cyberpunk, endings were never one of them. I played cyberpunk through like 3 times and I like it a lot, and honestly think the endings are fine. They're not happy endings, but cyberpunk isn't a happy game. I've definitely seen better and worse endings.

  • @mrnomercy9962
    @mrnomercy9962 4 месяца назад +2

    "In broad daylight?"
    It's the middle of the night:
    🤣

  • @baitboy3191
    @baitboy3191 4 месяца назад +161

    Out of all the interesting ship designs in the Star Wars Universe, they give you a fucking rectangle to fly in.........
    I am just going to wait for this game to go on sale or eventually makes it way to GamePass

    • @Reziic12
      @Reziic12 4 месяца назад +8

      wait for modders to dump time and dedication to fix the game. They'll add all the COOL stuff

    • @BoogChannel
      @BoogChannel 4 месяца назад +31

      @@Reziic12 This isn't a Bethesda title, Ubisoft does not have any mod support.

    • @MiSambra
      @MiSambra 4 месяца назад +30

      @@Reziic12 Ubisoft games are notorious for not being mod friendly.

    • @hikhik6441
      @hikhik6441 4 месяца назад +1

      i wont even get it for sale or even touch it when it comes to gamepass

    • @CazzyVR
      @CazzyVR 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Reziic12I think you forgot this isn't Bethesda, and what a Toxic Mindset.
      Mindsets like that are why Starfield exists! Game Companies like Bethesda got so used to Modders fixing their games that they stopped giving a fuck about making quality.

  • @BobBillies
    @BobBillies 4 месяца назад +12

    16:19 Damn those are some stuttery ass punches.

    • @tdarassp
      @tdarassp 4 месяца назад +2

      So there's a design intent to that type of melee, to give the contact of physical things a little more oomph. The split second delay is intended to simulate the resistance you'd experience when striking something, rather than just wet noodling right through it
      But holy shite each punch is an aneurysm. I can't tell if it's a bug or just poorly designed, it looks so bad 😅

    • @Captaindoom-oi6bq
      @Captaindoom-oi6bq 4 месяца назад

      ​@@tdarasspThe sound effects really sell it though. Feels like punching sacks full of flour in your dreams.

  • @fragileearth9273
    @fragileearth9273 4 месяца назад +1

    This concept has a ton of story potential - an outlaw story has a lot of opportunity for conflict or cooperation with local authorities, Empire forces, Jedi, other criminals, etc.
    But that same scream sound over and over and over for the entire mission drove me NUTS

  • @lugoki382
    @lugoki382 4 месяца назад +161

    - complains about how the gaming industry is absolute dogshit
    - buys 3-day-early edition for over 100$
    absolute genius move here

    • @aaaaaa-hh8cq
      @aaaaaa-hh8cq 4 месяца назад

      most RUclipsrs + the NPC mob who buy "games" like this are literally ret$arded

    • @BackstabbyBoy
      @BackstabbyBoy 4 месяца назад +27

      "Why do these greedy gaming companies keep making these awful games that nobody wants, but everybody buys for the full price on release or just straight up preorders the special mega edition for 300$ or more?"

    • @Swipey900
      @Swipey900 4 месяца назад +1

      -is a millionaire
      -literally reviews games and movies
      -is it dog shit
      -he makes that money back in 3 donations
      -he's playing it so we don't have too
      -moron

    • @GameBooAdvancePlus
      @GameBooAdvancePlus 4 месяца назад +44

      Its the streamer tax. I'm not sure if squeezing streamers for 50 extra clams so that a thousand people can see how dogshit it is ahead of time is a smart move, but the AAA industry is only focused on getting as much profit as possible right now so that they can fund their excecutives' lavish lifestyles for at least 2 extra months.

    • @headcollecter3000
      @headcollecter3000 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@GameBooAdvancePlusI think the streamer saying they won't buy and play obvious trash sends a better message.

  • @Caninemuffin766
    @Caninemuffin766 4 месяца назад +6

    Holy hell, I lost it at “labia guy”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @poptatochisps342
    @poptatochisps342 4 месяца назад +1

    You know he's a professional when he can alt+f4 with his eyes closed

  • @RCJH2022
    @RCJH2022 4 месяца назад +1

    7:28 The T-85 😂😂 I remember gaming on that thing! *GREAT CATCH AND REFRENCE*

  • @math8461
    @math8461 4 месяца назад +14

    She sprints the same way i do to the toilet for the boozepoos after 2 triple patty quarter pounder upsized meals.

  • @Cr1TiKal_Archive
    @Cr1TiKal_Archive 4 месяца назад +16

    This truly is the game of all time

  • @cainguardian4693
    @cainguardian4693 4 месяца назад +1

    *Death star gets blown up*
    Charlie after seeing fireworks- "What are we celebrating?"
    The true Mos Eisley civilian 😂😂

  • @L0C4L
    @L0C4L 4 месяца назад +95

    Job interview at 8 today, wish me luck 🙏🏾

    • @octobercameron786
      @octobercameron786 4 месяца назад +8

      Did you get it?

    • @L0C4L
      @L0C4L 4 месяца назад

      @@octobercameron786 I meant tomorrow, it’s 11:03 pm for me rn

    • @K13774
      @K13774 4 месяца назад +3

      Wish you all the best

    • @thetrashcanman7537
      @thetrashcanman7537 4 месяца назад +3

      Goodluck!

    • @roxoco8470
      @roxoco8470 4 месяца назад +1

      Good luck

  • @Trinistill2
    @Trinistill2 4 месяца назад +6

    7:40 the random jump over the counter im entertained...

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 4 месяца назад +2

    Gotta love the fat "STORE" button even before settings... in a singleplayer game as well.

  • @seagrey75
    @seagrey75 4 месяца назад +6

    Charlie playing as Ma’am Solo 😂