the voice acting in this game is so next level. I could really believe it when he said "it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" the pain and agony was visceral.
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc hahaha its you again, shouldnt you be trying to get your virginity taken instead of mindlessly commenting about another mans love life😂
@@honeybun6677 lol the only thing hes missing is a (A) plain cheese pizza, you probly think he says a good cheese pizza like the other guy above lmao, sad how ppl can be so stupid correcting someone because he heard it 40 time while that guy got it right lmao
@@p-__I can't believe you've nothing better to do, but also find it hilarious every time I see you saying this (so every time I come to his comments basically)...how old are you? Lol.
5:10 The way it goes from our protagonist muttering "It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" to one of the robbers screaming in pain a few seconds later made me laugh way harder than I should have.
No joke, using the 0.25x speed and pausing it every split second, the very first frame where the end houses are shown was *"44.66"* - that should be Charlie's WR for this speedrun, for the next 48 hours until someone beats it.
@@radiofreeacabhe's there to be a criminal, that's why it's criminology. He was just saying he objected because it would always be ideal to strike a child multiple times just to make sure.
Bro has held 4 wr's already in the goofiest games just because he manages to enter the speedrunning community of a game when it is in its infancy and he generally plays games quickly. (ketamine was an exception that was just good luck)
"If you no longer go for a frame swap that exists, you are no longer a speedrunner." - Charlie, probably On another note, I find it kinda funny that Charlie refers to Joe Pesci's character as Joe Pesci instead of Harry but still refers to Daniel Stern's character as Marv.
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imagine if you were robbing a house and the kid that is stopping you is frantically running through the house on a specific path, muttering about how it was, "a god run", and how it was perfectly timed.
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the voice acting in this game is so next level. I could really believe it when he said "it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" the pain and agony was visceral.
My horses are better than Charlie's
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 ok lil bro💀🙏
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 crazy how I'm stronger than 20 dogs as a man
Reminds me of old voice from Charlie back in the day.
Townton is so beautiful this time of day!
"One crowbar is enough to kill me?? How weak is this child"
A quote for the ages.
I laughed my ass off at that!
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21I'm sorry to hear you know that about yourself?
Literally was just coming down to comment that🤣
Good enough to fight alongside Batman.
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21what does this mean? You’ve been hit with a crowbar 3 times?!?
Home Alone could have been summed up in like 5 minutes if Kevin used this strat
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 I got 3 steroid junkie kids bring it
Crazy to think the 1st movie couldve just ended with a funeral
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@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 3 kids?? yeah i could see that xD
Kevin literally made jigsaw level traps and no one even batted an eye…
I love how Charlie says "how weak is this child" like a swing to the head from a grown man with a crowbar wouldn't easily kill a child
It's even funnier when you realize he is dying as part of dropping the item meant to end and restart the game. Wasn't even because of the hit lol.
Depends on the man, depends on the child - Bruce Green type quote
Some children die from just sleeping wrong! Some kids survive being crushed. The human body is weird like that
Sarcasm undetected.
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc hahaha its you again, shouldnt you be trying to get your virginity taken instead of mindlessly commenting about another mans love life😂
„yippie ki yay you dirty old bastard” in the most monotone voice as Kevin simultaneously dies on the floor always get me
Bruh, he says loser, not bastard hahahaha
I think he says geezers
@@jamaruperi5715 definitely geezers
"its so hard to get a cheese pizza these days" is ingrained into my soul
Not ingrained enough because you didn’t quote it right
@@eFrog27 Yeah I forgot to put plain shoot me
He said PLAIN cheese pizza
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc this guy knows what every woman wants
ingrained into your soul but you misquote it 😂
Hearing that same monotone line about plain cheese pizza again and again would drive me insane💀
@@p-__It's so hard to get a plain bot comment these days...
You hear the same monotone lines from charlies videos again and again and you seem to like it.
@@BrodcCharlie isn't talking about cheese pizza 24/7
@@ultradeathboy he should be
It gets funnier tho
Seeing Charles achieving another speed run record in an unknown game is like discovering a new planet.
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21cap
I think he has done a video on this before
Diq rider
hes done a video on this
*Same uselessness yet I love that it's fact*
the fact wxyz came back and decimated the record is a testament to his skill
he is the "shit game games speed run god"🙏
One thing I still don't understand, Why is it so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days?
He forgot the phone number for the pizza restaurant maybe. He also dropped his iPhone in the toilet.
@@dannysmi7162 Damn...
@@dannysmi7162little kid…iPhone…toilet…
It all comes together
He's a prisoner in his own mind.
With my name being Joe. You gave me the perfect clip to set as a alarm. "Joe what are you doing? Joe wake up."
😂😂😂
Sweeet
Lol, that's golden
10:48 is the wildest line I ever heard😭😭😭
I was scrolling looking for someone to point this shit out I knew someone did 🤣
@@Edens_Bonessame
sme
@@Galm1
Lmao, I knew I'd find someone else pointing that out 😅 "That's what he said" kinda moment, but he's playing as a kid so it's even worse 💀
Every speedrun video Charlie starts by saying "nah im not gonna try for WR"
2min later "OHHH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN WR NOOO"
10:46 me when the homies and I have a sleepover
zesty as all hell
@@luffytard7512 more zesty than BK zesty sauce, want to have a sleepover?
@@luffytard7512 you know it bb, wanna have a sleepover??
so true
@@HeresJohnnyDeePlease
i cant believe charlie got a 44.67s Any%WR. it was 00.01 ahead of the former WR. this is a defined moment in gaming history.
cringe
On a game that nobody cares about or plays but him
He is not a former, Wxyz beat it already a day ago
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21what? Kids are weak lol of course you are
@@Bfkcjscbsnjcgeez man, you seem to take the fun out of things
“One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?!”
Charlie's Joker moments.
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Aggressively tounge punch my butt hole for $20 fortnight card big bruh
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 who asked
Up the stairs sub 30 is the message we all look for from the lord lmao
Your comment deserves a non-bot reply.
Love your Tom WTF stare profile picture from "Tails Gets Trolled."
@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21im pretty sure 3 kids could beat a robot
I love how he goes from “yeah I’d like to hit maybe a low minute, nothing crazy” to “I’m going for world record”
“It’s so hard to get plain cheese pizza these days”
You must’ve heard the line at least 40 times and you still messed it up
@@honeybun6677who cares
@@i.d.k5039starving "Hollywood elites" care.. that's who.
@@honeybun6677 lol the only thing hes missing is a (A) plain cheese pizza, you probly think he says a good cheese pizza like the other guy above lmao, sad how ppl can be so stupid correcting someone because he heard it 40 time while that guy got it right lmao
@@andy56165146 calm down bro. Sad how people can get so emotional over nothing lol
"One crowbar is enough to kill...how weak is this child?" -Batman
Angry like
bro turned into a fly at 9:35 lmao
First he beat Mr Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine, and now Home Defender. This man cant be stopped
Jason Todd needs to take notes from Charlie if he was able to take multiple swings from a grown man with a crowvar
Don’t let moistcritical now about this penguinzos' world record
@@p-__I can't believe you've nothing better to do, but also find it hilarious every time I see you saying this (so every time I come to his comments basically)...how old are you? Lol.
@@KimDrewTheLineit's a bot, honey
@@ren20001at this point, I wonder if the people that respond to bot comments in earnest are bots themselves lol
@@KimDrewTheLine its a bot you retrad
@@KimDrewTheLinebuddy it’s a bot 😭😭😭
These voice lines are gonna kill me. The "can you hear me I'm not afraid anymore" with the straightest face ever is gonna send me to my grave.
It's cause they had to flatten the voice lines 💀💀💀💀
wxyz was having none of that
He beat charlie's record by 0.01 seconds and then demolished it by 9 with new fall tech and clip into the house
5:10 The way it goes from our protagonist muttering "It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" to one of the robbers screaming in pain a few seconds later made me laugh way harder than I should have.
It’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days…
Speedrunning is some of the best content, for me, on this channel. It’s so fun.
I agree.
"How weak is this child" if it weren't for a single crowbar, we wouldn't have Under the Red Hood, a fantastic movie.
“Yippie kiyay you dirty old loser” in a monotone way is brutal lol thanks for the likes 👍
Now THAT is the kind of person to be afraid of.
@@jujuchonkthey put the wrong Macaulay Culkin movie character in this game.
charlie is prepared to escape the wet bandits in real life now.
Nah man these are the dry bandits
The most emotion we've seen out of Charlie to date
it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
Not in Hollywood
"it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" i've been trying to tell the masses, but finally someone gets it...
10:48 nah Charlie wild for this statement 😭
No joke, using the 0.25x speed and pausing it every split second, the very first frame where the end houses are shown was *"44.66"* - that should be Charlie's WR for this speedrun, for the next 48 hours until someone beats it.
the fact that charlie never figured out that the white flag being dropped insta kills him made me go insane
"It's so gard to get a plain cheese pizza these days." - Kevin McCallister
"one crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child". As a university student in criminology, i have to light-heartedly object to this complaint
Stop being a cop, nobody likes a cop.
@@radiofreeacabhe's there to be a criminal, that's why it's criminology. He was just saying he objected because it would always be ideal to strike a child multiple times just to make sure.
@@radiofreeacab exactly
As if you need to be a criminology student to know that a crowbar can kill a child
Bro why is everyone hating on this person?
10:47 that is a crazy statement to make lmao
Charlie's celebrations are the funniest lmao
Its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
Boy do I sure love home defender the game. It even features everyone’s favorite character, Clive mcanister
In reflection after enjoying this video, i cant help but think how its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
"One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?" Had me HOLLERING
I agree, it is so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days!
The pineapple and pepperonis are always on top!
"It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" THAT LINE IS GLUED INTO MY SKULL!
“It’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days” now lives in my head rent free
Honestly my brain thought the title was House Flipper and was excited to see how you speedran conjuring Mr. Clean's eldritch horror.
Love that you call them Joe and Marv
"1 crowbar kills this child? how weak is this child?"
Bro has held 4 wr's already in the goofiest games just because he manages to enter the speedrunning community of a game when it is in its infancy and he generally plays games quickly. (ketamine was an exception that was just good luck)
2:02 The Macaulay Culkin Tuck & Roll
"One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?"
Idk charlie ask The Robin and Joker 🤣🤣
12:36 hang on you your hat sailors”instantly dies
wxyz snatched that record right back
10:47 No Diddy
"If you no longer go for a frame swap that exists, you are no longer a speedrunner." - Charlie, probably
On another note, I find it kinda funny that Charlie refers to Joe Pesci's character as Joe Pesci instead of Harry but still refers to Daniel Stern's character as Marv.
2:21 that startled the hell out of me lol.
tonight my sleep paralysis demon is gonna tell me how hard it is to get a plain cheese pizza these days
Short speedruns are the best moist vids
Charlie’s determination to world record shitty games is quite admirable
The speedrun content is such good content ngl😍
If I learned anything from watching this video it’s that it’s fucking impossible to get a damn cheese pizza these days!
The zoidberg celebration was the cherry on top
What’s crazy is that he already lost the world record before uploading this. Just shows how competitive the home defender speed run is
Charlie has too many talents. I’d love to see his trophy room 😂
zip his pants up and wipe your face clean when ur done slobbering on his meat with all that "charlie has too many talents" meat riding
@bigstrongpolice Don't translate...
Pudeat te morum tuorum. Sed mater tua etiam pinguis est meretrix.
We need a summoning salt video on this
Its so funny listening to Charlie "Who am I? I was made in a lab" "feels good to be on top" lol
Your speedrunning content has always been my favorite
It really is hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days, I'm glad this game is brave enough to tackle real world issues
it’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
The voice acting is so monotone it's actually super funny
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days...
The different camera placement tripped me out for a second.
Charlie screaming at Joe got me rolling also “Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”
I love how you call one thief "Joe", as in the actor's name, but the other one is just "Marv", the character name, instead of "Daniel". lol
I wish Charlie speedran more often, these are always great
I knew I wasn't alone with the cheese pizza being hard to get
the amazingly deadpan delivery of Kevins voice actor makes this seem like he is eternally stuck in this speedrun loop 😂
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days
someone has to acknowledge how impressive it was to skip to the exact frame of 44:56 to check his run end time
At this rate Charlie is gonna have the world record for most speedrun world records
Charlie expended way more time trying to speedrun this game than the developer making the entire game
Charlie is just built different
10:44 ❤
imagine if you were robbing a house and the kid that is stopping you is frantically running through the house on a specific path, muttering about how it was, "a god run", and how it was perfectly timed.
I’m ordering a plain cheese pizza in honor of this speedrun
That AI Kevin voice makes this game a thousand times better lmao
Did you guys know its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days?
Imagine Macauly Culkin whipping out a second floor front flip haha
speed ran getting here
@PastelLavenderYT you are going on other peoples comment and saying the same thing
@@baxtydgibrother, that's a bot. Stop giving it engagement. Dislike and report for spam, and move on. Pleassse
12:35 “world record inbound” proceeds to get DP’ed by these 2 NPCs 😂
Would love to see you go back to that weed shop game
Charlie playing as a literal child:
"What?! One crowbar was enough to kill me?!"
Yeah.. Children aren't really known for their fortitude 😂
10:45 - another wonderous out of context clip
Nobody:
Kevin: *"It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days."*
This speedrun is the Dark Souls of Home Alone.
I love how uninterested Kevin sounds
10:47 corn actors