@@well.ecUUse.me.princess yeah I know. Sorry if I made you mad. I only said this cause I’m stupid and didn’t see really any comments before. Sorry about that. Have a good night y’all.
@@theyeagerist2323 BQHQGHEGQGWJSGGW I was joking 😭🤣 Ofc you can have a creepy picture of eren as ur pfp I just saw your comment as an opportunity to make a lil joke
@@q3r3v3 "Everyone on the internet is a 40 year old dude on a creepy basement until proven otherwise" - Some wise 40 year old dude on a creepy basement
@@monnke no it’s not. If you naturally have a penis you’re a guy. And if you naturally have a vagina you are a woman. It’s a matter of definition, not mentality.
Bro, What do you all do when you want to do something with the right hand? Use the left hand for nagivation of device and right hand for the use of enjoying yourself
That’s wrong. The graph were actually negative exponential functions. An exponential function is a mathematical expression where a constant base is raised to the power of a variable exponent. It's written as f(x) = a^x, where 'a' is the base and 'x' is the exponent. In this function, the rate of change increases (or decreases) exponentially, which means it's proportional to the function's current value. This is why exponential functions are often used to model growth processes, like population growth, radioactive decay, and compound interest, where the rate of growth is directly tied to the current amount. The most famous base for exponential functions is 'e', approximately equal to 2.71828, known as Euler's number. When the base is 'e', the function has unique properties that make it extremely important in calculus, such as the rate of change (derivative) of e^x being equal to e^x itself, and it's the inverse of the natural logarithm function. Exponential functions are everywhere in science and finance because they describe situations where something is growing very quickly or decaying just as fast.
#4 for people who don’t understand: when guys piss, they usually start off strong and then gradually lose power in the stream until it almost drips straight down, and then you get a massive boost which empties the bladder completely
"Are you a guy"
*Looks down*
"Yes"
I love this joke.
Nowadays you can't be sure.
Can you not guess
@@Kashen12ikr?
I laughed so hard lmao
The graphs were pee stream
true
Yeah and the only one of few I understood
I knew that it was pee ...and I'm a female
Ik
peeing sitting down hit different
"I’m a girl"
The test : not anymore
Bro same
Fr bruh
Same me too
Sameee
Yeah lol
1. Unstucking balls
2. Wash properly guys 😭
3. 🟧⬛
4. Piss over time
5. 🟧⬛
I thought 2 was the most painful spots on the man's body to get punched or pulled
what does orange black mean? (im a girl) wait... does it mean what i think it means
@@thatoneasian28If you have to ask, it probably is, lol. But yes, likely is that website
@@thatoneasian28 corn hub
4 isn't different types, it's a stream over time
I'm so tired my brain read the first sentence as " are you gay? "
I'm going to bed now 💀
good idea 💀
Same for some reason
"If homosexuality you have read, in the homies you shall let" -master oogway
@@fernandoraga131 Wise words
Same bro idk why
“Are you a guy?”
Me: “No.”
The test: “Yes.”
Just said your not then your not duh don't trust fard 2016 dark web shit
Same
Same sis ✌🏽
🙂🙂
Sameee
"Are you a guy?"
*looks down* "Don't think so"
The test: yes
Fr fr
Trueeee
I'm 100% sure women and men do all of this, or I'm trans now
@@user-sc2pq8np8q 👏😌 Congrats on coming out lmfao
Same
1. Balls
2. Wash
3. Corn
4. Pee
5. Mister Beastion (playing with toy)
Him: “Mathematical functions”
Me: Um that’s somebody taking a piss
It simmers down and if ur in a rush it's 'bout to get messy
Pissing function 😶
I finnaly know
How was that the only one I got and I’m not a dude
@@isabelmoorman5115 same sis
“Mathematical function” got me dying over here
Whats that
@@anshshrestha7291 piss
It's...
@@sherwinv.s.9930 it's already answered dw
Same😭💀
Mathematical functions 💀💀
Bruh I can’t, Sam is definitely that type of guy.
Ik right and this person in the comments said that it’s a pee stream graph
I got that One First time
See that's the one thing I understood and I'm a female soo 😂
Starts strong, weakens, then you get those little drops out, then out of nowhere there’s a lotta piss, then the little drops again, then you’re done
How could any guy not know that….ever had to wait in a bathroom line at the bar?
THAT LAST ONE IS WILD
I dont get it
peeing
@@iatemyhamterno, the one with the computer
the hub
@@Lego_fan_56its beating their meat
"This looks like some mathematical functions" 💀💀💀
"I gotta check the trajectory of my piss, give me a second!"
It is so obvious
Indeed
Wait lemme solve it
e =mc piss
Sam is the type of guy to question his gender in front of millions of people and in the most calmest way possible.
this comment kinda stole ngl
@Gacha Club Studios well you can't watch another one of his videos
@Gacha Club StudiosSam is the type of guy to say something like that
@Gacha Club Studios How did you hear it? I could only read it. Is something wrong with my eyeballs' ears?
Please shut up
As a great man once said “An empty browser history says a lot more than a full one”
Thats why i delete only the bad stuff
Sun tzu probably said that 👍
@@tordenlyn8640 same
@@tordenlyn8640 you realize anyone can still see it right? All they have to do is view the isp records
On god
Bros lying through his teeth😂
Yeah but its good content
Like B tier
Not necessarily.
Test: “Are you a guy?”
Me: “No”
Test: “Yes”
Me: “Huh?”
We're men, manly men.
Egg go brr
Same
Congratulations! You’re a man, now!
No, you don’t get a say in this
You make adjustments?💀
“Are you a guy”
Me: Looks down
“Uhh yeah it checks out”
"Are you a guy"
Me: Looks down
"Uhh yeah it checks out"
Me: Proceeds to eat French fry
@@sirpotatoenugget7307 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Don’t say that on twitter bro
@@flaqiy fax
@@flaqiy Lmao yeah
"Are you a guy?"
"No"
**"after this test"**
"Yes"
SAME
@@SaturnTheStar LOL
Exactly
Indeed i though i was a women,but sadly this test says im a male .
Me: yesn’t… yesn’t
That last little shot on number 4 is so relatable
Yea though it forgot the tap tap, shake, tuck, and f*ck dripped my pants somehow :')
You can do the last little shot multiple times lol
Test: “Are you a guy?”
Me: “Yes”
Test: “Do you have testicles?”
Me: “Sometimes”
wtf dude
??
??
I have questions
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Are you a guy”
“Probably”
Test: You sure are
“Knew it”
?
It is for peeing
Glad we have these test to clear things up.
The only one I got was the 4th one I don't know how he understood the other ones but not the first💀
Him: are you a guy?
Me: "looks down" yes
The test: no
Same
Same
I’m a girl and I only understood one of them and just barely
Same ( im a guy)
Same
"Are you a guy"
*opens pants*
"Yes, yes I am"
Ayoo,
Are you suuure?
"whats your gender?"
me: i dont know anymore
Same
Know so much about the males
But less about ourselves
Same
SAME 😭 I THINK IM A DEMIGIRL BUT I JUST DONT FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE 😭
😆😆yeah
"Mum why did you never tell me i was a boy?"
@fariiii😌 no you are
Not funny
@@mrgigachad9225 thanks for your input mr gigachad
@@acorn_acrom why are you so upset
@@mrgigachad9225 wdym?
i was questioning my masculinity before but now i know i’m the manliest man to ever man.
wow
oh my god walter white real
Same I got everyone of them correct
But I have a reason of suspicion
Sambucha is an undercover Russian women
@@DreacoPlays yeah so have that suspicion too. Like we all should be getting them all correct without needing to think really at all
The best part was when he said “ITS MANNIN’ TIME” and manned all over the place
I’m disappointed in myself
The second is very accurate. My lower regions are COOKING
The furnace can come in handy in the cold, though I have Hyperhidrosis and it just makes shit worse😭😭😭
It could also be a scratch map😅
"Are you a guy"
Me: looks down: "dont think so"
AYOO I SAW THIS ON THE GIRLS VERSION
*stolen*
@@definitelynotevelynsanchez like everybody is saying it, no ofc but you really can’t stop them from doing that because people are stubborn
@@well.ecUUse.me.princess yeah I know. Sorry if I made you mad. I only said this cause I’m stupid and didn’t see really any comments before. Sorry about that. Have a good night y’all.
I will leave your Comment to 69 like :D
"are you a man?"
Me watching this on the toilet.
Looks down.
"Yep"
Yk, 2 millimeter defeated barely counts
@@idek6585 fax
@@idek6585 that's why they call 2 milimeter defeater
1 nanometer defeater
But are you a guy
Me: "But I'm a girl"
Test: " Guy. Take it or leave it."
saame!
XD
This is me
Show your vagoo please
Same here 🤣
The clear history 💀 we have all been there
me, a girl, questioning my whole existence after finding out that i am a “guy”
With that profile picture, I'm questioning if you're a girl 💀
@@q3r3v3 lmao why? do only guys have pfps like this or what? 💀💀
@@theyeagerist2323 BQHQGHEGQGWJSGGW I was joking 😭🤣
Ofc you can have a creepy picture of eren as ur pfp
I just saw your comment as an opportunity to make a lil joke
@@q3r3v3 "Everyone on the internet is a 40 year old dude on a creepy basement until proven otherwise" - Some wise 40 year old dude on a creepy basement
@@q3r3v3 LMFAOOO sorry for being rude i thought it was meant as some kind of an insult lol💀💀
nah this the porn addiction quiz 💀
@@vishalthungapelli847 First three letters yes
i am the G
We don't support that sh*i we are MEN
@@xxxteabag8922 you are the G 💪😋
@@xxxteabag8922 you are the G 🔥🔥
The pee thing is so true it almost always happens when i drink too much water
Bro wtf💀
Its looks like it ended, and somehow you get 1 more liter of pee
Thing is for some reason there are times when my pee comes out in 2 streams and I try to cross them back into one
@@queencelline6386 you’re clearly a bot because no one wants to be young boy whenever you grow up
Same
The first was a euro step
No it's trying to unstick ur balls
"Mathematical Functions"
You are removed from men's group
After watching this 59 second video, I can confirm that I am indeed a guy.
Good, there is never enough Guys in this world!
Mee to
The dingaling between my legs wasn't proof enough. Had to do this test. Now I'm definitely sure I'm a guy.
Same
I wasn’t sure until now. My guy however can’t confirm 😨
Sam is the type of girl…
Im the girl with the brain of a dude bruh ; ' (
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
477 LIKES AND NO REPLIESSS?
...who keeps his arms folded in front of himself at his desk.
@@Ossian_Mikshut up like damn💀
"Are you a guy?"
Me, a girl who still got all of them right:
“Are you a guy?”
“I am”
*Shows handsome muscular dude*
“Damn this test is hard”
I'm straight and I don't know why muscle excites me too..
Is this familiar with others as well?
@@boyardebbarma8391 muscles just muscles 😏🥵🤤
@@boyardebbarma8391 I'm straight tho but still 😂
@@rynzoeclark8068 so I'm not the only one 🤣
For years I've been thinking if I was Bisexual lmao 😂
Something else is hard
“are you a guy?”
me, a girl: *yes’nt*
Wait what the
Wait a minute-
Nope
AYO
@@graphite5408 dang haven’t seen you in 15 years
"Nah, I'm a walmart bag"
Lmao
Im a helicopter
I identify as a train 😂
IKEA bags better
Im a motorcycle
"Are you a guy?"
Me, a girl who still understood all of these:
Sam is the type of "guy" to call a pee stream some type of mathematical formula.
Its not a formula, its a graph🤓
Or multiple graphs actually
It's a function of urgency or applied pressure
So he is not far off. . .
Not funny + ratio bozo😑😐😐
He said a function so he’s actually correct and I’m suprised he recognized functions
The way he casually says “we all have been there”
Love it
If you know
You know
Bruh my work pants are tight af and its always making me walk weird like that 😂
@Sheldon Lauwis its not unrelated. it was a statement of my common experience of "being there"
@Sheldon Lauwis yeah, the home alone part
@@-Sober- Sorry bud.. that’s not what it means.. 🥴
"This looks Like Mathamatical function "
"Me" doing that in the toilet "
"I have 1000 IQ
Broken the 666 likes, lol
😂
“i have 1000 iq”
*put”s ra”ndom” sp”eech m”arks e”verywher””e*
Bro number 4 is when you taking a piss 😂
Number 4 was “pressure and power”
I call it betrayal when you think it's finished and you keep in in your underwear but somehow ot continues to make its way
@@mckenzi4608 i was thinking of a different thing, but i like this more
Some one is transman🤣
😂😂😂
@@mckenzi4608 yeah it feels weird 🤐
"Mom I'm a girl"
What How?
"This yt short told me"
Mom turns into father changing the universe and you don’t get born
2022 society in a nutshell
Not girl u are actually a gay
@@ΝίκοςΔάλλας-ω8ψ oooooro
@@ΝίκοςΔάλλας-ω8ψ oooooooooo
"Are u a guy?"
"Looks down"
"Yeah pretty sure"
"but did you pass the test?"
I'm not sure. I'm not a biologist.
Yeah I passed this test by looking down with flying colors😂😂😂😂
You never know
Lol
i understood every single of them but 5 am i a guy now?
"are you a guy?"
*Checks in my pants*
I mean biologically speaking.
💀
male
U are male
Are you assuming your own gender?
@@LGA5k can't assume if it's fact
*looks down* "I'm pretty sure I'm a dude."
Lmao
send pic to confirm
That's just your default setting some people like to customize
@@desi-420 Ayo
@@desi-420 how bout you send a pic to confirm
"mom I'm a guy"
"no you're a girl"
"the text said I am"
the text? 💀
Text?
Mammon what are you doing here?, i thought you went gambling😦
@@depressedkathryn747 can I not make a typo?
@@kitty4472 sorry I ain't perfect that I get typos👍
Number 4 caught me of guard😂
What was it??? 😂
“Are you a guy”
Me:*looks down*
The fact that it has 69 likes😭😂😂😂
Edit:it was 69 likes when i checked
Me: last time I checked I was
its mentality
@@monnke no it’s not. If you naturally have a penis you’re a guy. And if you naturally have a vagina you are a woman. It’s a matter of definition, not mentality.
Being a guy is pretty much determined by brain chemistry. Not all men have a penis.
Nahh the last one was actually wild 💀
yeah lol
ummmmm lets just say bro is enjoying himself
Bro, What do you all do when you want to do something with the right hand? Use the left hand for nagivation of device and right hand for the use of enjoying yourself
@camel312VR most people use their right hand to stroke, and to browse porn they use their left
I was so confused but then it clicked lol 💀
Sambucha “looks like some mathematical functions?” Me “P I S S”
"But, shit! It was 99 cents!"
Yes piss
How did I do the exact same thing?? We both said it the same exact way
The angle of your____when it is____
JARATE
As a guy I can confirm that I am one and if y’all want any explanations on any of the questions reply to this comment
"Are you a guy?"
"Yea"
The test: No
well looks like someone got the guy license denied
"Is that a mathematical function?"
Me, losing my shit while wheezing untill my lungs collaps: *THATS NOT MATHS-*
Your comment matches your username
It technically is, being to do with physics
@@ItsWazzza he's got u there
I’m not even a guy and I understood it
@@ItsWazzza and chemistry!
Me as a guy: “I wonder if I am a guy.”💀💀💀
124 likes but no reply let me change the system
@@abehalkaaat7039 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
This proves how dumb us men are
🥚
Are you a guy
No
Takes test
GETS 4/5
What didn't you get
“I’m a girl”
…
“I’m a guy”
I understood all of them 💀💀
that quickly transitioned
Relatable
u didnt understand the pee one
@@Niganigaballsackboii yeah I did
@@random_number_sequence lol
Bro proved he is not a guy
Sam is the type of guy who's not a guy
Sam is the type of guy who loves guys
Im smart and i just delete the things that need to be deleted
sam is not a type of guy
You are the type of guy to make these retarded jokes in 2023.
Finally, a “sam is the type of guy”comment that is very slightly funny (at least compared to others lmao)
Sorry, mom. But I'm no longer a daughter.
“Are you a guy?”
My gender: yes
The test: *No.*
Whstthefucj
shut up bro ive seen this comment a million times
You watch anime
U ain't no men
69th like
Im a guy and I dont even have a pc to begin with 💀
me: “i‘m a gi-“
this video: „sh sh no.. no you’re not“
@Smekulis 18 🤓
@@warmateo6261 Don't waste your energy on Smekulis. Some people just need to be ignored, you know.
@Smekulis 18 🤓
@Smekulis 18 Stop tryna be sexist. Also, pretty sure they aren't tryna be different
Yeah me too lol 🤣
him: "looks like some mathemstical functions"
Me: "Thats supposed to represent pissing right XDD?"
No that's actually the bullet drop in COD 💀
@@jakeleo4518 💀💀💀💀💀
@@jakeleo4518 😂
The fact that they still do XD
"im pretty sure weve all been here" is WILD on the last one
4 was the “almost done… oh I see a stain”
Just add a 🚽 at the left side
My guy literally pulled up the pee graph 💀
yea
Tbh i thought i was a graph too
they forgot the Y
I’m happy someone else noticed
I don't get it
As soon as I looked at the title I thought it said “are you gay”
thanks for the 1.5k likes
Nah, fam. You lost before you clicked on this video. You’re a lost cause. 💀
Same
Me too 😂
Me too😂
Lmao same
99% boys
*1% girls*
'We've all been here"
I like an honest man.
LMFAOAOAOOO FRR
I always have my mouse on the right now matter what 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I mean, we’d all know he’s lying if he said otherwise 😂
Happens all the time
I have not been there but i understand What he means… reason i have not been there is bc Im 14 and dont do that stuff
**Shows peeing**
"Is that a mathematical eq. or smthn?"
Boys, he's way too much of a nerd for this
For me I thought of the aerodynamics of a car windshield.... I'm not even a car mechanic or anything lmao
Agreed
Well technically a pee stream follows a certain curve that can be presented with a mathematical function
What's first one
No
She's definitely a girl
a girl watching this video: “maybe i am a guy”
i’m a girl too... it’s probably due to so much internet exposure. still, it’s kinda concerning lol
@@biscuits2463 💀💀💀
The problem is im a guy and I got none of them right
there's no way a girl would understand the "mathematical functions"
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
*"are you a guy"*
Me: "No"
The Test: "Yes, yes you are"
“this looks like mathematical functions” 💀🥵
They were pee streams lol
lol we know
Their piss
Piss streams
I thought it was signifying man spreading
“I'm a girl”
The video: “you never were a girl it's your imagination”
So you understand the step one haha
Impressive, we need to up our game. I was kinda surprised about the second last one though.
@@phantomjosh2148 girls do that too
@@lydiarosaliehill1796 Exactly-
Sameeee
Are you a guy?
*Looks down my shorts*
“I hope”
“Nope”
“I mean there’s nothing there but my mommy told me i’m a man”
That depends on if ya beat it hard enough, it might look like you’re not one💀
Who knows these days 🥴
@@noahsharbor9146 "where did it go"
Number 2 is where people scratch
"These look like mathematical functions"
My Algebra teacher: *Now, my student, show me what you have learned*
Everyone: ITS PEE
Me, an intellectual: It’s about peeing while losing a boner, AKA after sex.
I don't think I should say what I think
"proceeds to piss in his mouth"
The objects and images are in odd coordinates
And that kids is how I ended up in prison for following her orders.
Test: "Are you a guy?"
Me: "No lol"
Test: " I've got news for you"
Same
🤣same
"Are you a guy?"
Me: "sorry?"
Test: "yes"
Me: "whatt??"
Legends will understand
@@calvantandrew2773 Me who does :😳
this comment was INCREDIBLY unfunny. please stop.
@@ExiaGn1 you're incredibly unfunny
@@ExiaGn1 it wasn't that unfunny let's not ruin days my man
Playin it safe for youtube
“are you a guy”
me: looks down
also me: yeah i’m a guy
How intolerant of you, guys can have vaginas in the year of our lord 2022
same but im not
Underrated
Transphobic hate speech, but whatever. Girls have penises too.
Shoot I was gonna comment that, oh well
The graph was a representation of "peevinci" equation.
😂good one
Bud-dum, tssss
That’s wrong. The graph were actually negative exponential functions. An exponential function is a mathematical expression where a constant base is raised to the power of a variable exponent. It's written as f(x) = a^x, where 'a' is the base and 'x' is the exponent. In this function, the rate of change increases (or decreases) exponentially, which means it's proportional to the function's current value. This is why exponential functions are often used to model growth processes, like population growth, radioactive decay, and compound interest, where the rate of growth is directly tied to the current amount. The most famous base for exponential functions is 'e', approximately equal to 2.71828, known as Euler's number. When the base is 'e', the function has unique properties that make it extremely important in calculus, such as the rate of change (derivative) of e^x being equal to e^x itself, and it's the inverse of the natural logarithm function. Exponential functions are everywhere in science and finance because they describe situations where something is growing very quickly or decaying just as fast.
@@rubikscubechannel6588 wtf
The pee chart was the most accurate thing since calculators
Fr 😭 Especially it showing the second last image as your pee stream shoots back one more time before dying out 😂
@@-Chicken_ yess
very accurate
Yeah fr
W graph
I thought the first one was avoiding the cracks on the floor 😂
“Are you a girl?”
“Yes but no”
he's telling he isnt that 100% guy for a seconds,, He did not get the peeing.. its his way to tell us viewers that he is a lil part ways.
he : I actually don't understand it
me being a girl : uh but I do 💀
You're a man!
SuS 👁️👄👁️
What
r/notlikeothergirls
you got fucked by a man then he peed on accident and purposely at the same time!??!!? 💀
#4 for people who don’t understand: when guys piss, they usually start off strong and then gradually lose power in the stream until it almost drips straight down, and then you get a massive boost which empties the bladder completely
I could feel that image lmao
Lmao ..the last one often get ur pants wet if u r in a hurry and not careful
Bro must've studied hard before writing this comment
@@Mr_Spiderbacon1 fr LMAO
Oh sh-
*are you a guy*
“No”
*after test*
“I am still a girl”
The fourth one is a “pee graphic”
Don't do that now the women can claim to be men noooooooooo
@@farendelthegreat5540 but men have control where to aim which girls mostly cant no idea why
Dude don’t fucking tell them
Pee arcs
Good to know I am right
"Looks like mathematical functions..? I don't know what this is."
Me, a girl: It's a.. pee stream😭
Yeah you have to do an entire equation in your head using the presure that you fell
Nice profil pic
@@beetoq2625 Thanks, you too! :D
What was the last one btw
You broke the algorithm
“An empty search history tells more than a full one.” - Master Oogway
lol that’s true
Hello brother
@@Caleb71 I think you have your chads mixed up, I’m your brothers fathers mothers great grandmothers great great grandfathers cousins brother
Lol
Brothers
Heat map: red= tropical rainforest
Yellow= semi-arid/ temperate(head)/subtropical/ grassland/savannah
Green= temperate evergreen conifer Forrest
Blue= semi arid cold/arid desert scrubland to barren desert
White= north and south poles