Things You Should NEVER Google

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @cyrildejesus6484
    @cyrildejesus6484 7 месяцев назад +775

    6:04 "Wet owls are scary" *proceeds to show the most goofy ahh lookin bird*

  • @infinitedeath1384
    @infinitedeath1384 9 месяцев назад +639

    Babies born with cyclopia die shortly after birth, or are stillborn. What happens is the brain fails to seperate into 2 hemispheres, which results in the face not seperating into 2 parts either. They always have one eye socket, but sometimes have 2 eyes in the same socket. Sometimes no nose is present, but it can also develop above the eye, which is refered to as a proboscis. Mercury isnt the only substance that can cause this. This can result from many different toxic substances: Alcohol, cocaine, meth, other toxic metals like lead, and even certain medications. Inbreeding can also raise the chances of a baby developing cyclopia. It has a 100% fatality rate, there's unfortunately no chance for the baby to have a life, mainly because of the deformed brain.

  • @Cyborg_Turtle
    @Cyborg_Turtle 3 месяца назад +253

    “Things you should never google”
    *Proceeds to google them*

  • @williamstamper442
    @williamstamper442 4 месяца назад +76

    Pressure cooker explosions 2:56
    Ive experienced two of them. My hillbilly dad was a pretty good cook for a single father. He used to make cabbage with spare ribs in the old school pressure cooker with the weight over the center nozzle. Worked great....until it didn't. Turns out 1 out of maybe 20 times a piece of cabbage can and will block that orfice. If you are around and hear that rattling stop you have 2 choices...run like hell or pull the weight and shove a toothpick or something in the hole to clear it. The answer depends on 2 things, if you are around to hear the rattle stop or if your balls are big enough to try and fix the problem before it blows up in your face. Option 1 was true in both cases that ive witnessed. Sounds like a real explosion when it lets go. Takes at least 2 days to thoroughly clean up after. And if you are near the cooker when it does let go then you will be going to the hospital.
    Freaking kitchen bombs.
    Honorable mention goes to our old Hardwick gas stove/oven back in early 80s. The oven burner started getting clogged up from a failing gas regulator. Turns out gas would build up in the oven but burner would not light. Until it did explosion style. Same kind of boom as the pressure cooker. Anything on top of and near the stove will be all over the kitchen when it happens. The stove jumps off the floor at least a foot because we saw it happen from the living room. The very next step was changing our drawers after shutting off the gas.

    • @dkthemende
      @dkthemende 3 месяца назад +1

      I ain't reading allat 😂😂😂😂😂 save it for the nerds lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @ethanbobbertson
      @ethanbobbertson 3 месяца назад +1

      @@dkthemende it aint that hard bro

    • @Notthatoneturkeycountryball
      @Notthatoneturkeycountryball 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ethanbobbertsonr u a nerd?☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @Gooeymoose
      @Gooeymoose 3 месяца назад +1

      Bro I also experienced it once while Cooking lentils😂

    • @JesseVanSchaik
      @JesseVanSchaik 3 месяца назад +1

      @@dkthemendedude what are you on about, this stuff is funny ash

  • @Casey.H
    @Casey.H 11 месяцев назад +5145

    Sam is one of my favourite RUclipsrs to watch when there’s nothing to do

  • @youraveragehoursplayer642
    @youraveragehoursplayer642 11 месяцев назад +1758

    I found Sambucha's age, this is how. 9:41
    Coming from the death clock, he is exactly 10,031 days old, which is 27.482192 years, 0.482192 years =176.120628 days, 0.120628 is roughly 3 hours. This means Sam is about 27 years, 176 days, 3 hours old as of time of recording. Assuming he recorded 4 days ago putting this in a calendar tells us he was born on Thursday, June 13, 1996 03:56:57 PM. If he uploaded today he was born on June, 17, 1996. if the margin of error is only a few days, so he is born about June 11 to June 17 1996 as shown. checkmate Sam. Idk if this will become a video abt me uncovering his age, but if he does manage to see this that would be cool

  • @lucas29479
    @lucas29479 11 месяцев назад +3436

    Sam: “Don’t worry, I took care of all the blurring”
    Also Sam: *censors only 1 or 2 of the images*

    • @EEErmine
      @EEErmine 11 месяцев назад +125

      S(c)am(mer)

    • @aaliyahsapien4392
      @aaliyahsapien4392 11 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@EEErmineWhat???

    • @Miketheike123
      @Miketheike123 11 месяцев назад

      @@aaliyahsapien4392hes saying hes a scammer

    • @bruh_man124
      @bruh_man124 11 месяцев назад

      @@EEErminecmer

    • @SetoB8
      @SetoB8 11 месяцев назад +23

      Ishowmeat slurps your glizzy in Ohio 😂😂😂

  • @Sophia-lo1re
    @Sophia-lo1re 3 месяца назад +14

    The title: NEVER google these things
    Me:googling everything he tells me not to 😂😂😂😊

  • @yutoob.
    @yutoob. 11 месяцев назад +76

    18:37 why did his voice just change 💀

    • @birb_130
      @birb_130 11 месяцев назад +1

      Why u here

    • @von1387
      @von1387 11 месяцев назад +2

      Ikr

    • @KetchupFry
      @KetchupFry 11 месяцев назад +3

      Voice changer!!!!

    • @BlakeN0tFound
      @BlakeN0tFound 11 месяцев назад +2

      yutoooooob

    • @Slimynews
      @Slimynews 5 месяцев назад +2

      Why not

  • @dabort
    @dabort 11 месяцев назад +99

    "It's like Cat-Dog, but it's like Dog-Dog."
    - Sambucha, 2023

  • @_daydreaming_13
    @_daydreaming_13 7 месяцев назад +60

    1:40
    my gut: STOP WATCHING STOP WATCHING STOP STOP PLEASE NAURRRRRRRRR
    my brain: keep going.

    • @rosalietharp
      @rosalietharp 5 месяцев назад

      No because I put a piece of chocolate in my mouth right before it showed that 😭😭😭

    • @_daydreaming_13
      @_daydreaming_13 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@rosalietharp omgg no 😭 i would’ve thrown up 🤮

  • @Munfrid.Ahmad2012
    @Munfrid.Ahmad2012 Месяц назад +31

    Who searched everything 💀💀💀

  • @GameJacko
    @GameJacko 11 месяцев назад +797

    As an Australian, seeing a huntsman spider on the walls is very normal, and you simply just carry them outside :)

    • @ShilpaNarke
      @ShilpaNarke 11 месяцев назад +23

      True

    • @Mlelwilli
      @Mlelwilli 11 месяцев назад +107

      Wat da fak, how? I would just straight up šhït my pants

    • @VorpzRust
      @VorpzRust 11 месяцев назад +29

      Ye as an Aussie they aren't even scary and they don't harm you
      Well they don't harm me

    • @Hunters_eyelash
      @Hunters_eyelash 11 месяцев назад +6

      Awww so nice

    • @rocco.youtube
      @rocco.youtube 11 месяцев назад +7

      i do that to
      but i pet them on the head…

  • @thebig_breadcat6
    @thebig_breadcat6 6 месяцев назад +209

    In Australia I can just leave my kitchen window open and 10 minutes later you have a pet hudsman spider 👌

    • @totallynotzoev
      @totallynotzoev 6 месяцев назад +6

      😭😭

    • @LalaPlays27
      @LalaPlays27 5 месяцев назад +1

      SLAY

    • @hlewis74
      @hlewis74 5 месяцев назад +1

      I'm in Australia

    • @bentsgreen3704
      @bentsgreen3704 5 месяцев назад +7

      Just for you Americans or Europeans us Aussies like to keep the huntsman spiders alive because, they will trap flys (which are huge problems here in summer) and kill small harmful spiders like a Redback spider

    • @gameland8281
      @gameland8281 4 месяца назад +2

      @@bentsgreen3704 I’m an Aussie and my cat just hunts them down for me 😂

  • @Nicoleenee-no1vi
    @Nicoleenee-no1vi 4 месяца назад +6

    Third-party keyboards provide an alternative way to input keyboard data. These keyboards can access all the data you type, including bank account and credit card numbers, street addresses, as well as other personal and sensitive information. These keyboards may also access nearby text or data, which is useful for improving auto-correct functionality.
    If you enable Full Access, developers are permitted to access, collect and transmit the data you type. In addition, if the third-party application containing the keyboard has your permission to access location, photos or other personal data, the keyboard can also collect and transmit that information to the keyboard developer’s servers. If you disable Full Access for a third-party keyboard, and then re-enable it, the keyboard’s developer may be able to access, collect and transmit what was typed while the network access was disabled.
    If you do not enable Full Access, developers are not permitted to collect and transmit the data you type. Any unauthorised collection or transmission of this data without your permission would be a violation of their developer agreement. Furthermore, there are also technical limitations in effect to prevent unauthorised access.

  • @timdaferretmailman7297
    @timdaferretmailman7297 5 месяцев назад +101

    I don't remember when this started, but I quickly adopted the mindset of "there's MANY other things that can cause what I'm feeling" when searching up symptoms. From there, I stopped worrying about the worst case scenario.

  • @NotTheLilacPlanet
    @NotTheLilacPlanet 8 месяцев назад +76

    16:35 literally threw my pillow across the room at this part

  • @JRBT1267
    @JRBT1267 9 месяцев назад +248

    For those who don’t know, the Russian sleep experiment was a creepy pasta (scary made up story) that image of “what the subjects looked like” is a Halloween decoration.

    • @ayuballena8217
      @ayuballena8217 8 месяцев назад +1

      dfinall

    • @WeeMaster81
      @WeeMaster81 8 месяцев назад +1

      i know what the russian sleep experiment was

    • @ayuballena8217
      @ayuballena8217 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@WeeMaster81 me too

    • @V37_joy
      @V37_joy 8 месяцев назад +2

      I think that the creator just can't fool a 7 year old

    • @JJGaming2-r4r
      @JJGaming2-r4r 8 месяцев назад +3

      I’m watching this is at night brooooo

  • @l-EliseOnP4ws-l
    @l-EliseOnP4ws-l 25 дней назад +3

    Me watching this in bed putting my head on a pillow: 👁️👄👁️

  • @lilstrats944
    @lilstrats944 4 месяца назад +59

    6:05 I think the wet owl is funny. Little dude is drenched, he looks high. He looks like he woke up on a Monday 💀

  • @CynHicks
    @CynHicks 6 месяцев назад +83

    Imagine being treated like a criminal for obtaining knowledge from a public forum. It's called tyranny.

    • @thefbiiswatchingyou
      @thefbiiswatchingyou 4 месяца назад +7

      the definition of tyranny is cruel and oppressive government or rule.

    • @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS
      @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS 4 месяца назад +1

      And?

    • @Warhawk76
      @Warhawk76 3 месяца назад

      The whole "The FBI will come after you if you search this" is a bunch of total BS. As is about half the crap he talks about in this video.

    • @CountKaiser
      @CountKaiser 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm sorry but are you talking the dark web

    • @kdawson020279
      @kdawson020279 3 месяца назад

      We made the collective mistake of failing to realize we aren't the customer, we are the product. Killing Net Neutrality was a big f**king mistake too.

  • @Greg_TheDummy
    @Greg_TheDummy 11 месяцев назад +200

    i almost died of laughing when sam said: "sex? yes."
    at 9:20

  • @Giraffe-water
    @Giraffe-water 18 дней назад +1

    0:34 I’m watching this video while a huntsman spider is in the corner of my room.

  • @KarinaS-l6x
    @KarinaS-l6x 11 месяцев назад +180

    Fun fact: Once I woke up and a huntsman was on my blanket… just watching me sleep. Scared the hell outta me when it tried to crawl onto my face. Moral of the story: spiders hate me

    • @Eskowt
      @Eskowt 11 месяцев назад +2

      Lol for sum reason spiders got me band from a place cuz the liked me I love spiders

    • @AshieTheWolf
      @AshieTheWolf 11 месяцев назад +2

      I had a Spider next to me in a Hotel while trying to sleep..

    • @FansWiki
      @FansWiki 11 месяцев назад +5

      If this happend to me i would panic so loud that the spider would bite me…i have arachnophobia

    • @Dumbeans
      @Dumbeans 11 месяцев назад

      Augh

    • @Jionni258
      @Jionni258 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@FansWikiSame here. But people who got bitten by a huntsman spider said "Their Wasn't That Much Pain"

  • @Panda_26131
    @Panda_26131 11 месяцев назад +176

    Im loving Sam's transition from youtube shorts to fully fledged videos, its a nice change

    • @komy2
      @komy2 10 месяцев назад +3

      he used to make these videos abt 1-2 years ago too

  • @Fingee_69
    @Fingee_69 4 месяца назад +135

    0:05 I thought he was gonna say “the girls bathroom”💀

    • @kakaroto_x6
      @kakaroto_x6 4 месяца назад +7

      💀

    • @Heidi_Turner
      @Heidi_Turner 3 месяца назад +1

      🤨

    • @RCAnimations2686
      @RCAnimations2686 3 месяца назад

      Womp womp

    • @CyberCaed
      @CyberCaed 3 месяца назад

      Fine I'll a admit it as a boy I have accidently gotten into a girls bathroom

    • @CyberCaed
      @CyberCaed 3 месяца назад

      I might have accidentally walked in there and yes I'm a boy

  • @baldjiro_kamado
    @baldjiro_kamado 26 дней назад +2

    bro i was literally just about to fall asleep, thanks for ruining all pillows forever

  • @benisosm1383
    @benisosm1383 11 месяцев назад +103

    00:01 The Dark Side of Google holds some disturbing content.
    01:35 Things to avoid Googling: maggots, mouth larvae, jiggers, pressure cooker bombs, uranium
    04:59 Avoid searching for Russian Sleep Experiment, Dog Head Transplant, Wet Koalas, or Ed Gein.
    06:35 Worst criminals: The Butcher of Plainfield, Jeff the Killer, and a dwarf killer
    10:05 Avoid searching for the dark web, Sun's explosion, and the Nutty Putty tragedy.
    11:44 Avoid Google searches for cavers getting trapped, eyeball tattoo, and ballerina toes.
    15:04 Avoid searching for Unit 731 or Amazonian giant centipede
    16:45 Some things you should never Google
    19:43 Things You Should NEVER Google
    21:22 Be cautious about KFC food and chicken nuggets
    24:15 Avoid googling certain things

    • @Randompersonthatcommentss
      @Randompersonthatcommentss 11 месяцев назад

      Oh I've seen the unit 731 centipede before in hawaii or if it wasn't it was generally very big for one.

    • @char12960
      @char12960 10 месяцев назад +1

      I had to skip that maggot one 😰

    • @Katahliena
      @Katahliena 10 месяцев назад

      we don't need the time stampts there litteraly already there 0-0
      😐😑

    • @Bolognese_concorde
      @Bolognese_concorde 5 месяцев назад

      AGC isn't that scary, it's just some centipede, nothing much

    • @JugglingJuggalos
      @JugglingJuggalos 8 дней назад

      Who searches for the dark web using google? Always boot tails and use tors! Amateurs

  • @FakeMetalHead
    @FakeMetalHead 11 месяцев назад +54

    Talking about the ghost story i once went to a water park for 3 days,my mom rented a small house for us to stay in,the first day was normal,on the second day it was going to look for some sheets so i could cover myself but i couldn't find them, and i am scared of sleeping without covering myself, but i thought it didn't matter and went to sleep,keep in mind my parents were sleeping and my sister was sleeping too,and out of nowhere someone started knocking on the bedroom window,even though no one was there,and after 5 minutes i heard something coming from the kitchen,like someone was messing with the dishes,i stayed awake till 1 AM trying to sleep, that's when my mom woke up hearing the noise coming from the kitchen,and there was no one or nothing there,she gave me a sheet and said that if it really was a ghost it couldn't really hurt us, I don't know if the ghost went away but i went to sleep very quickly after that

    • @PerilousPistachio12
      @PerilousPistachio12 26 дней назад

      Prolly the devil messing with you just say a quick prayer and it would go away

  • @ravenwillows
    @ravenwillows 11 месяцев назад +104

    Sam is the type of guy to tell us not to look things up then proceed to tell us exactly what they are and show them to us.

    • @LBlair9838
      @LBlair9838 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah almost like he did exactly that all video

  • @1Ryo_23l
    @1Ryo_23l 4 месяца назад +6

    2:40 brain: "DO IT SEARCH IT TRUST ME JUST SEARCH IT"
    Mind: "BRO DON'T DO IT OR YOU WILL GO TO FLIPING JAIL YK I'M ASKING YOU!"

    • @hennaleo2427
      @hennaleo2427 3 месяца назад

      Bruh same,I did with my hands shaking

    • @AhmiAhmer
      @AhmiAhmer 2 месяца назад

      Hold up a minute, I am no Biologist but aren't Brain and Mind the same thing?

  • @JackAtlass
    @JackAtlass 10 месяцев назад +48

    Usually i can handle disturbing content with minor issues, but cyclopia makes me really unnerved on an innate level, one of the few disturbing things i’ll actively and consciously try to avoid.

    • @ethancamacho566
      @ethancamacho566 8 месяцев назад +2

      He is 27 yers old. 107 - 80 = 27. Boom!

    • @JackAtlass
      @JackAtlass 8 месяцев назад

      @@ethancamacho566 what

    • @wyattstevens8574
      @wyattstevens8574 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ethancamacho566Or as everyone was calculating, 10031 days= 27 years + .... That's already good enough!

    • @noonxxz
      @noonxxz 2 месяца назад

      @@ethancamacho566what?

  • @benazir8766
    @benazir8766 11 месяцев назад +571

    I’d LOVE to see a video of Sam visiting the dark web. He’s super calm in the face of pretty much everything and it’s just a really interesting concept overall
    Edit: 19:33 and I’d love to see him on one of those wired interviews too, keep being incredible Sambucha!!
    Edit #2: OK OK GUYS I KNOW ITS A STUPID IDEA SHEESH I JUST LOVE SAMBUCHA IM NOT A CRIMINAL I PROMISE

    • @pinkdied
      @pinkdied 11 месяцев назад +17

      therell be another logan paul incident

    • @benazir8766
      @benazir8766 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@pinkdied
      Well, hopefully that won’t happen again

    • @narushorts2490
      @narushorts2490 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@benazir8766what happened?

    • @acc3LYT
      @acc3LYT 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@narushorts2490logan paul filmed a dead body. Thats all i have to say

    • @Zwaremedia
      @Zwaremedia 11 месяцев назад +1

      No

  • @Afshned_Lietheria
    @Afshned_Lietheria 10 месяцев назад +21

    as I have worked as a construction worker it really is dangerous if you don't check what is dangerous and what isn't and I have gotten my hands injured and my feet, once in my feet with a nail and once with a wall falling, we were trying to take down shit in a room without breaking the floor, and I fell due to dust, got my hand hit with the partial weight of the wall, got my hand a bit busted, it was painful as hell, since it was my first hand injury, now I think I have some nerve damage in my right hand (main hand) and I really don't want to go back there, regardless of how good the pay is, never try to work as a construction worker if your body isn't fit enough, as all of the work requires a lot of stamina & endurance. In the end never try to go there without good equipment like iron point shoes, as things might fall in your toes and break them.
    P.S. I tried my best on using punctuation so do not tell me I used a lot of it, I tried my best in it since English is not my native language

  • @jinakapali1106
    @jinakapali1106 Месяц назад +3

    1:09 herd of a slipper just throw the slipper at it

  • @lonely_meds
    @lonely_meds 11 месяцев назад +46

    4:40
    Oh yeah basically people weren’t allowed to sleep and they were being tortured
    Background music: 😃🌈👍🫶

  • @BADARTProductions
    @BADARTProductions 11 месяцев назад +140

    A friendly faced man like you visiting the scariest part of the internet is a video I would watch

    • @kaedeegames9682
      @kaedeegames9682 11 месяцев назад

      Bombasticle Testicle 🗿🤯

    • @carverlewis4783
      @carverlewis4783 11 месяцев назад

      The Russian Sleep Experiment is horrifying

  • @iad1121YT
    @iad1121YT 5 месяцев назад +64

    My death clock said 108 years, 5 months, and 4 days

  • @scinidee_0
    @scinidee_0 18 дней назад +2

    I’m not scared of spiders I’m just scared if it jumpscares me

  • @lennonmcfadden4530
    @lennonmcfadden4530 10 месяцев назад +131

    Sam is the type of guy to get more scared of a koala than Jeff the Killer

    • @rednaifraterk9322
      @rednaifraterk9322 9 месяцев назад +14

      Who the hell finds Jeff the Killer scary now?

    • @inon13
      @inon13 9 месяцев назад

      me :( i got a jumpscare of it and im scared of it and i got trauma​@@rednaifraterk9322

    • @Rose_swifty.13
      @Rose_swifty.13 8 месяцев назад

      Me.... I've never seen him so..😅😅​@@rednaifraterk9322

    • @aizah_xmas
      @aizah_xmas 8 месяцев назад

      @@rednaifraterk9322me🖐️🤓

    • @LTMdudeplays
      @LTMdudeplays 8 месяцев назад

      fr

  • @harenflamer
    @harenflamer 11 месяцев назад +47

    So nice of Sam to put happy Mario music while searching the most cursed content online.

  • @alinevada34
    @alinevada34 11 месяцев назад +28

    13:52
    i’m alone… WHO ARE YOU POINTING TO????!!!!

    • @fatbabycat
      @fatbabycat 11 месяцев назад +7

      He’s pointing to my cat 🐈

    • @ThyCandyRuler
      @ThyCandyRuler 7 месяцев назад

      @@fatbabycatyeah me too

    • @Silv3rCloud
      @Silv3rCloud 6 месяцев назад +2

      13:52 umm I’m alone and not don’t have my pets with me rn…
      IS THERE A GHOST??!!!

    • @llyraslife
      @llyraslife 6 месяцев назад

      He’s pointing. To my reborn

  • @MrQuacksGaming
    @MrQuacksGaming 3 месяца назад +3

    Bro isn't scared of Jeff the Killer yet scared of a wet baby owl...

  • @Del-je8yj
    @Del-je8yj 11 месяцев назад +34

    8:52 humans with cyclopia don’t even make it to one day old. From what I’ve seen, longest ever lived was 13 hours

    • @iam_the_jujutsu_to_your_kaisen
      @iam_the_jujutsu_to_your_kaisen 11 месяцев назад +2

      why?

    • @Del-je8yj
      @Del-je8yj 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@iam_the_jujutsu_to_your_kaisen No clue, I just looked it up quickly before posting the comment

    • @iam_the_jujutsu_to_your_kaisen
      @iam_the_jujutsu_to_your_kaisen 11 месяцев назад +2

      @Overdrive_Fan ok, thx

    • @JackAtlass
      @JackAtlass 10 месяцев назад +2

      @Overdrive_FanThe weird thing would be that their brain structure would be greatly different causing a lot of new mental changes/issues

  • @noobabros
    @noobabros 11 месяцев назад +41

    8:21 did you know that the first 2 cars were made in Ohio… and then they crashed into each other 😂

    • @Eabusham2
      @Eabusham2 11 месяцев назад +4

      Only in Ohio

    • @dex6535
      @dex6535 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@Eabusham2not funny

    • @Boxman71
      @Boxman71 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Eabusham2🫥

    • @Eabusham2
      @Eabusham2 11 месяцев назад +1

      Lol

    • @EddieWelch-hk8vs
      @EddieWelch-hk8vs 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Eabusham2LMAO🤣

  • @darlademo-shaffer
    @darlademo-shaffer 8 месяцев назад +39

    me and my neighbors get jiggers like every year due to exploring the woods and being outside 14/7. (TIP/EDIT- put nail polish on the spots where they're under your skin, it kills them!)

    • @v1v1ennewestwood1
      @v1v1ennewestwood1 6 месяцев назад +1

      You’re just like okay with that?? Used to it??😭😭

    • @darlademo-shaffer
      @darlademo-shaffer 6 месяцев назад

      @@v1v1ennewestwood1 i mean i dont like it but it happens every year so i kinda get used to it

  • @DatboiLIME
    @DatboiLIME 11 дней назад +1

    Now I want to search up pressure cooker bombs

  • @child-of-apollo-7
    @child-of-apollo-7 11 месяцев назад +161

    Sam: “Don’t worry I took care of all the blurring”
    Also Sam: “A lot of people have arachnophobia, it’s one of the biggest phobias in the world”
    Also Sam: *proceeds to show tons of pictures of the huntsman spider*

    • @XxJayTheGamerxX
      @XxJayTheGamerxX 11 месяцев назад +4

      Also Sam: stop saying “Also Sam:”

    • @ImTylerStephens
      @ImTylerStephens 11 месяцев назад +3

      yeah but its not graphic and violent

    • @XcaliburW
      @XcaliburW 11 месяцев назад

      @@ImTylerStephens besides the exorcism

    • @SetoB8
      @SetoB8 11 месяцев назад

      ⁠ Ishowmeat slurps your glizzy in Ohio 😂😂😂

    • @XcaliburW
      @XcaliburW 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@SetoB8 No one cares 😂😂😂

  • @dancunningham5800
    @dancunningham5800 4 месяца назад +23

    I’ve got three huntsman spiders in my house and we typically leave them in the house. We don’t worry about them. They don’t hurt us and they control insects.

    • @RogueGMR
      @RogueGMR 2 месяца назад +1

      Until you realise spiders are insects ( they do multiply just like "insects", no ? )

    • @Goated_tyler_creator
      @Goated_tyler_creator Месяц назад +3

      @HazelandbauerFr spiders are not insects they’re actually arachnid

    • @THEREALDSGAMIN
      @THEREALDSGAMIN Месяц назад

      If you really think about it, spiders are just chill roommates. You know there’s getting rid of bugs in the house but if there is a spider, that’s that big. I probably wouldn’t let that thing in my house.

  • @helpme6894
    @helpme6894 9 месяцев назад +163

    6:20 The owl fr depressed💀💀

    • @4vcxx
      @4vcxx 8 месяцев назад +1

      FR

    • @Sergio-mz1sq
      @Sergio-mz1sq 8 месяцев назад +1

      Fax💀

    • @3mod8ck
      @3mod8ck 7 месяцев назад +7

      what happened to duolingo

    • @okbang1925
      @okbang1925 7 месяцев назад

      It becomes a meme called "digidaw"

    • @Phantom_Of_Fandoms
      @Phantom_Of_Fandoms 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@3mod8cksomeone pouored water n them for 5 weeks straight probably

  • @acorn8164
    @acorn8164 11 месяцев назад +24

    13:20 did you say a DAY of healing? Try like a few weeks per lesson 😅

  • @AlanGarmyer
    @AlanGarmyer 24 дня назад +2

    WDYM THAT KOALA IS SOOOO CUTE 6:01

  • @walker4541
    @walker4541 11 месяцев назад +30

    14:00 fun fact: you pee when you die

  • @theclueless10
    @theclueless10 11 месяцев назад +59

    There’s one that Sam missed. If you go to google images and type in a period, like literally just a period symbol. You will get some really strange things. But it’s weird because it doesn’t happen with other characters like a comma or exclamation point.

    • @Olivia-kz1kt
      @Olivia-kz1kt 11 месяцев назад

      like puberty period?

    • @simplykeira
      @simplykeira 11 месяцев назад

      @@thec1phercallledb1ll no it’s google as well, i once did it in class… on youtube and on google

    • @simplykeira
      @simplykeira 11 месяцев назад

      lol remember i search “.” on yt and it came up with gumball (the character from that show) for his mums OF…

    • @simplykeira
      @simplykeira 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Olivia-kz1kt nah, like a full stop, also known as a period “.”

    • @WillowTheStarKitsune
      @WillowTheStarKitsune 11 месяцев назад

      @@simplykeiraI searched it on yt and I’m never doing that again.. the thumbnails were rly disturbing to me

  • @ihearyoujoe
    @ihearyoujoe 11 месяцев назад +46

    19:11 that was close

    • @briannovakiscoolandamazing
      @briannovakiscoolandamazing 11 месяцев назад +1

      Wdym that was so close

    • @BlakeN0tFound
      @BlakeN0tFound 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@briannovakiscoolandamazingthe n word -_-

    • @innocentasowo1248
      @innocentasowo1248 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@briannovakiscoolandamazinghe was very close to it sounding like he said the N word

    • @yusuf7nnews783
      @yusuf7nnews783 11 месяцев назад

      @@innocentasowo1248he did say it

    • @innocentasowo1248
      @innocentasowo1248 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@yusuf7nnews783 no he said the Spanish word for black

  • @fofosnowy
    @fofosnowy 24 дня назад

    tbh the insecurities hit the hardest. ive been through it all up until the meta

  • @Warp123
    @Warp123 11 месяцев назад +25

    Am i the only one who burst out laughing as soon as he showed the wet koala? It was supposed to be spooky but it cracked me up

  • @sigmaskibidirizzler459
    @sigmaskibidirizzler459 11 месяцев назад +137

    Sam always makes the most entertaining videos

  • @ElliotDubourg-lx1ue
    @ElliotDubourg-lx1ue 11 месяцев назад +20

    20:47 bro I found a tooth in my school lunch in like 1st grade lol

  • @Ween_PlaysGames
    @Ween_PlaysGames 19 дней назад +1

    “Things you should NEVER google” Proceeds to google things you should never google:

  • @TheBigIbis
    @TheBigIbis 11 месяцев назад +26

    I live in Australia and the huntsman spider is really just a normal animal to come around. I've found up to 40 in my house this year alone.

    • @Aviator_vr
      @Aviator_vr 11 месяцев назад

      wow

    • @Deccagon
      @Deccagon 11 месяцев назад

      You do know that it isn’t the largest spider in the world?

    • @TheBigIbis
      @TheBigIbis 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Deccagon I know, but most people think so for some reason. The biggest spider in the world is the Goliath birdeater or Theraphosa blondi, located in northern South America

    • @SetoB8
      @SetoB8 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ishowmeat slurps your glizzy in Ohio 😂😂😂

    • @jackrheinberger3661
      @jackrheinberger3661 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah, they're just normal. Tho my sister had one crawl all over her head the other day and freaked out lol 🤣.

  • @ItIsGrant
    @ItIsGrant 11 месяцев назад +29

    16:49 no wonder I always feel scratches when I try to sleep

    • @usernotfound037
      @usernotfound037 11 месяцев назад +4

      That is probably not dust mites

    • @BlakeN0tFound
      @BlakeN0tFound 11 месяцев назад +2

      lice 🥰😍

    • @ItIsGrant
      @ItIsGrant 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@BlakeN0tFound I don’t have lice

    • @BlakeN0tFound
      @BlakeN0tFound 11 месяцев назад

      i was jokin

  • @Bentheman24
    @Bentheman24 11 месяцев назад +38

    5:33 bro said conjoined twins are cute and cool 💀

    • @dinodoeseditz
      @dinodoeseditz 8 месяцев назад

      ayo that’s sus tho

    • @Bentheman24
      @Bentheman24 8 месяцев назад

      @@dinodoeseditz ?

    • @itsqueenzazaa
      @itsqueenzazaa 2 месяца назад +2

      right. and he definitely wasn’t successful. the dogs died soon after

    • @Bentheman24
      @Bentheman24 2 месяца назад

      @@itsqueenzazaa ?

  • @ANGOOSE_REAL
    @ANGOOSE_REAL Месяц назад +2

    as an australian who lived on a farm, huntsman spiders are homies whos fangs are too small to kill or injure, just freaky at midnight, not scarry for me

  • @pointlovesbugs
    @pointlovesbugs 11 месяцев назад +15

    8:25 Hey, sorry you had to hear this, but babies with cyclopia don’t actually live very long and their lifespans are usually only 10-12 hours when they’re born. Many do not even survive while still in the womb. The longest recorded lifespan of a newborn with cyclopia was a surprising one whole day, about 24 hours. Cyclopia is also, I think, just the baby’s eyes both fused together because of, whatever process the baby goes through in the womb, fails to separate the yes onto two different cavities. So, no, the baby will not end up fine at all, unfortunately. What’s even more unfortunate is that there’s no cure for this, so not even a surgery or anything similar can fix this.

    • @FlightRiskWizard
      @FlightRiskWizard 6 месяцев назад +3

      Even worse, for a short moment there was this disgusting rabbit hole on RUclips shorts that NOBODY is talking about, that had to do with using these babies as play things. Genuinely one of the few things that have made me throw up and cry. A very devastating condition, even though for only a few hours, they are still human.

  • @kermit-operationmisspiggyp8268
    @kermit-operationmisspiggyp8268 11 месяцев назад +47

    Sam accidentally revealed that he is 27 with that death clock 🤣

  • @spriggina_fan
    @spriggina_fan 6 месяцев назад +24

    For your information: Babies with cyclopia basically never survive their birth, or die some time after leaving the womb. It is a rare birth defect, so don't really worry about it.

    • @Apupv
      @Apupv 4 месяца назад

      Oh

  • @DestinyFaro-sz9ph
    @DestinyFaro-sz9ph 16 дней назад +1

    Calculus bridge I feel a lot more people have this was I wasn't as grossed out as I thought I was gonna be

    • @DestinyFaro-sz9ph
      @DestinyFaro-sz9ph 16 дней назад +1

      Yes it's gross but most people are nasty so I'm not too surprised idk why

  • @TheIdiot3.
    @TheIdiot3. 11 месяцев назад +80

    Sam is the type of guy to spell pressure cooker as pressure coocker

    • @benazir8766
      @benazir8766 11 месяцев назад

      Sam looks like he’s got a nice big steaming pressure coocker

    • @Sigma_Function
      @Sigma_Function 11 месяцев назад +15

      he is that thype of guy me fellow skibi toilet sigma giga chad🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

    • @EEErmine
      @EEErmine 11 месяцев назад +3

      That sounds like something I'd do

    • @TheIdiot3.
      @TheIdiot3. 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Sigma_Function bro what-

    • @TheIdiot3.
      @TheIdiot3. 11 месяцев назад +1

      @Cirnoholic. honestly same lol

  • @Ae_editzyoutube
    @Ae_editzyoutube 9 месяцев назад +27

    6:30 Hitler:💀

  • @an-a.m05
    @an-a.m05 8 месяцев назад +15

    "this is the number one search that leads to anxiety in young people"
    never happened to me (i covered my eyes and muted the video when he said the heart disease symptoms because i knew i was gonna self diagnose, its a very long and dumb story) :)

  • @AlbertYT67
    @AlbertYT67 19 дней назад +1

    16:09 i saw one of these but way smaller this year

  • @J1r-akuma_the_rapper
    @J1r-akuma_the_rapper 11 месяцев назад +20

    I think I'm going insane because I just laughed at this 6:02

  • @Maybe_A_Ham_Sandwich24
    @Maybe_A_Ham_Sandwich24 11 месяцев назад +41

    Sam was playing with fire at 2:17😅

  • @Kammi38
    @Kammi38 11 месяцев назад +35

    5:40 this is so sad

  • @Husk85118
    @Husk85118 19 дней назад +1

    "how do you get rid of this spider"
    Me pulling up with a Glock

  • @cheesuschrist300
    @cheesuschrist300 10 месяцев назад +21

    sam is the kind of guy to say that looking up "huntsman spider" brings you to the dark side of google

  • @levi_12345
    @levi_12345 10 месяцев назад +22

    5:17 WHAT WHY HAVE DOGS HAVE 2 HEADS?!?

  • @Professor_Snape54
    @Professor_Snape54 10 месяцев назад +10

    14:31 me being a potterhead who’s fav character is Snape: HAHAHAHA…**procedees to put bleacher in her eyes**
    I promise, not every Potterhead is like this 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @SyriAnimations
    @SyriAnimations 2 месяца назад +1

    That huntsman spider will haunt me forever....

  • @DuckyLovesDonuts
    @DuckyLovesDonuts 7 месяцев назад +14

    2:01
    Pov: you’re eating rn

    • @Makovr7
      @Makovr7 5 месяцев назад

      I was

  • @RareMaw
    @RareMaw 11 месяцев назад +44

    who noticed it was spelled "coocker" in 2:54

  • @YungOneSeven
    @YungOneSeven 11 месяцев назад +17

    8:39 the baby will not end up fine, the longest lived baby with Cyclopedia lived like two minutes

  • @Peach_Basket_Catch_It_Up
    @Peach_Basket_Catch_It_Up 23 дня назад +2

    “Why would you tattoo your *organ* ?” Did you forget that your skin is the largest organ? Think about how much people bleed when they get a tattoo, do you think the ink isn’t getting into the blood with a standard skin tattoo? The only risk change with an eyeball tattoo would be your vision, or mechanical changes in the eye, like a detached retina. So I’m in no way advocating for eyeball tattoos. But all tattoos are organ tattoos, and they almost always result in some amount of ink in the bloodstream.

  • @Cloudhead-
    @Cloudhead- 11 месяцев назад +18

    13:45 The guy who is next to me? Where??

  • @SashankVikram
    @SashankVikram 10 месяцев назад +14

    Sam: Please dont look these up
    Also sam: Searches them up and shows it to us anyway

  • @Game_Pro526
    @Game_Pro526 11 месяцев назад +67

    Sam is the type of guy to make actually pretty good content 😊

  • @Ur_Local_Sigma1
    @Ur_Local_Sigma1 2 месяца назад +1

    16:25 I was laying in my bed watching this 😭😭

  • @calebfancella
    @calebfancella 11 месяцев назад +15

    6:14 Egg Owl

  • @Sponggybobbie
    @Sponggybobbie 11 месяцев назад +16

    18:32 notice how his voice changes 😂

  • @FroggyISTheFrog
    @FroggyISTheFrog 10 месяцев назад +5

    “what’s one of your flaws?”
    “i watch sambucha videos” he just roasted himself 😂😂😂 20:24

  • @liamparker98
    @liamparker98 26 дней назад +1

    Also on the same line of thinking as ballerina toes, Chinese foot binding(? I don’t remember if that’s exactly what it’s called) is also wild. It’s not so much done anymore, but Chinese women used to have to shove their feet into these TINY shoes cause it looked more “dainty and delicate” and it absolutely destroyed their feet. It’s actually quite sad

    • @liamparker98
      @liamparker98 26 дней назад

      (Allow me to add the context that to get their feet to fit these shoes, they would have them broken at a young age so that they could consistently wear these shoes)

    • @sagarbisht9649
      @sagarbisht9649 9 дней назад

      @@liamparker98 it was japanese i think

  • @Flubeko
    @Flubeko 11 месяцев назад +12

    8:46 babies with cyclopia were dying after couple of minutes after birth

  • @overlordgaming6322
    @overlordgaming6322 11 месяцев назад +18

    24:31 that's not a ghost it's motion blur/ghosting you can see that around every pearson on the right half of the picture and the "ghost" is the second guy counting from right to left if you look closely you can see that it's true the "ghost" does the same pose for the picture as that guy so it's actually just motion blur/ghosting

  • @Alexx_8469
    @Alexx_8469 11 месяцев назад +126

    Sam is so wholesome he gives us all the good info

    • @wholesomewholesome
      @wholesomewholesome 11 месяцев назад +6

      like my name

    • @Micah_YT
      @Micah_YT 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@wholesomewholesomeI subscribed to you for no reason

    • @ddarkmazezz
      @ddarkmazezz 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@wholesomewholesomeorange juice

    • @BGQV
      @BGQV 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@wholesomewholesomeHolesum

    • @SetoB8
      @SetoB8 11 месяцев назад

      Ishowmeat slurps your glizzy in Ohio 😂😂😂

  • @Tivali572
    @Tivali572 3 месяца назад +1

    Title: Things You Should NEVER Google
    People: **Googles it anyways**

  • @Incredikid6815
    @Incredikid6815 11 месяцев назад +16

    5:59 I'm a sloth lover and it's not scary at all

    • @neolbioldey
      @neolbioldey 6 месяцев назад

      Idek how that could be scary

  • @RyanFarajallah
    @RyanFarajallah 11 месяцев назад +30

    Sam is the type of guy to blur out the year he was born in but not how many years he has left and how old he will be

  • @Kingthofcurtheththukuna
    @Kingthofcurtheththukuna 11 месяцев назад +10

    16:25 *me laying in bed chilling on pillow* “here is What a pillow looks like under a microscope” *sees images of pillow under microscope* *puts head away from pillow*

  • @StratBurst92
    @StratBurst92 3 месяца назад +3

    Stopped into a burger king in northern Ma. Ordered a whopper and first bite revealed a rodents ribcage. Never went to another burger king since.