Something is Wrong with TF2
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- Videos: • TF2: Nobody's Home
Channel: @ZestyJesus
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@Jmeph
@semperpie
Thank you Pyro and everyone for the kind words. Wild to think I was watching your videos over ten-ish years ago back when I started college. Small world.
Thats oomf 😭
You're doing great man, Just stay away from controversy and politics you will go high and beyond the common TF2ver
I liked the message behind the video and would go as far as to call it important, but it's so needlessly dramatic. If the message isn't "TF2 is dead", why does the title tell me otherwise?
@@jackoxy9860 with opinions like that he better stay away
Are you Pyro's mom? ❤❤❤
the mom reveal was so wholesome bro first time i smiled at a pyro stream that wasnt him pretending to have a mental breakdown
yea it was whole some until someone said "would"
@@ghoullynx7744nah that first dono after she went offscreen was INSANE
Chat when Momcynical: 😇 🥰 🤗🤭☺️
Chat when Pyro: 🥵🤧🤓😈🙄💅
jesus you need mental help
I hate your emoji usage
Basically lol
Mom reveal is insane
fr fr fr
Timestamp?
@@XenoXuri 16:00
@@XenoXuri 14:30
'horrible trolls' - pyromom then kisses pyroson on the head
his mom comes on stream and once she leaves he immediately starts gooning to his sona in vr chat
The worst part is his mom watches his streams at points, so this immediately gets invalidated by the fact she's seen him gooning over things often 💀
@@muufle i didnt need to know this lmaooo
His mom actually seems cool though 😂
“They’re being nice? They’re not being horrible?”
“You hear that? That’s the sound of your mom swallowing the dominance I have asserted to her.”
I’m so sorry Pyromom
You apologize for the horrible chat, but pyro then he goes to goon in discord. He did this to himself 😔
1:34:21 hearing Pyro say "Noone's using that knife" in response to the kunai of all things was the most shocking part of the video
I mean he surely has not play TF2 for a long while, plus the bot thing makes it even less incentivized to play.
@@theotv5522 Also by the fact that people who uses Kunais are more often dies first (or second cuz they got dead ringer) before getting any form of kill.
You have no idea how much I wish he was right
Those kunai spies are cancer
@@Clonehelmethole Spies just in general are cancer
But kunai + ambassador spies are always the worst of the bunch by a long shot for sure. Always the most toxic and egotistical too.
Back when he was playing, pre-buffed kunai was kinda trash.
Something is wrong with Pyro in TF2
its thicc
I think pyro is a bit inflated like a 🎈 😱😱🥵🥵
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
“Stop @‘ing me”
No skill class unfortunately
24 views in 1 min, bro is a rising star
2,858 views in 57 min, bro is an up and coming celebrity
funny
Pyrocynical viewers actually being funny? 😮
Oh no i think this is gonna be the new slop trend
@@FFFr3sHHHbetter than being an annoying dick saying fell off
pyros mom looked exactly how i thought and nothing like i thought at the same time
She's too sweet to own such a cynical son.
wine mum
OWN???@@theotv5522
Chat really liked Zesty’s avatar
And then liked the pyro avatars even more
I'm chat
Zesty Jesus furry inflation
Pyro coming so close to realizing Zesty's mascot is just Buff Asuka Langley from Evangelion is a good comedy subplot
I love asuka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro's mom seems like a sweet lady. He's very lucky to have a mother that's supportive and kind.
23:09 the joke is that in brazil there's a meme called "g0z3 batman" where that image of joker is in the left upper corner and in the video someone keeps saying "G0Z3 BATMAN, G0Z3!" wich means "COUM BATMAN! COUM!!" and meawhile that's happening a image of batman is in the right bottom corner with a text next to it saying "SAIA DA MINHA CABEÇA" that means: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!".
Thanks for the free brazil lore
@@dudeguy9081 np dude. NOW ©UM BATMAN! ©UM!
15:50 PYRO’s mom
Oh wow its an actual human being and not some atrocious character model the chat started calling Pyro's mother
@@armintor2826 shes sweet
23:40 Skip The Sister Interruption and Discord Break
37:18 Skip literally watching an advertisement...
1:15:36 Skip inventory check and subway surfers ad
1:23:08 Skip random game checkings
2:11:00 Another Subway Surfers ad, really?
Thank you.
His mom actually seems so sweet
Zesty's accent keeps phasing between average american and hard southern texan
yea i thought he was an AI for a sec
pyro showing mom and feet bro just giving away free money
Imbatakam
The way they both smiled when that dono said “you have another sister” was so wholesome 🥹
Pyro snorts a huge line of Coke at
42:09
2:31 guy is smiling
Its very wholesome to see Pyro reacting to the bot problem on TF2, seeing as he is a professional when it comes to TF2 inflation.
we all know what happened to Pyro in TF2 on August 27th 2022
that incident shall remain burned in the minds of all who were there
@@BlueJayz474I wasn't there and I still remember
No way it's that old
@@manhoovy193 bro if it is im gonna cry
2 years already… damn that time inflation is crazy
How to counter sniper:
Just dont walk in 74% of the map
How to counter scout:
Just dodge his shots
"just stay out of the sightline bro" my brother in christ the ENTIRE map is a sightline
15:38 Pyromoncynical
mom reveal was the most wholesome thing in pyro history
"i do wish i was a woman" - pyrocynical
"oil up im coming" - heavy team fortres 2 (@heavyfortres)
@@duckonaroll1913 from the OP comment's avatar being a homestuck character to your insane comment, I have to thank you guys for providing me with 20 minutes of feverish laughter
1,733 views in 33 minutes, bro is an up and coming artist
1:41:11
Pyros mom reveal
“Wine mums that watch it”
Unexpected attack on Britons everywhere
Only pyrocynical can stretch a 59 minute video to 2 hours and 34 minutes
He inflated the duration
There's TF2 bots...
And then there's Lost Arks bots.
Let's not forget Counter-Strike 2 and Dota 2 also have Bots
lost ark, wow, runescape the worst ive seen over the years
2:08:22 yet people will still say that the video is wrong and that the bots aren't that many...... They're literally the tf2 version of flatearthers
This video was genuinely well made by the Zesty Man himself
If you think about it, it makes sense the traders would want to coordinate to keep Team Fortress 2 open, so the game seems more popular than it is. You see articles even now of mainstream news places talking about how impressive it is the numbers it's still pulling.
Only for like 85 percent of it to be bots.
zesty getting attention you love to see it
Undeservedly. This guy is an absolute asshole irl
2:26:28 Pyro, as member of the tf2 community and actually play the game regularly (not a tourist) Twitter doesn't represent anyone from tf2. Those people are fake fans and did so much damage to tf2. They are toxic and down right malicious. Don't attach them to us. We hate those tourist. They are the embodiment of toxic positivity that ruined tf2.
Pyros mom looking like the nicest young lady you've ever met is simultaneously exactly as expected and completely throws me
there’s nothing more wholesome than the most degenerate roast culture chat be so genuinely sweet towards pyros mum lmao
Pyro certainly gets her looks from her mother
Something's wrong with my Inflation mod
The Pyro from tf2 reacting to the Zesty man? based. Also I find it funny that for the chibi, he uses the Blue Archive squabble sound effect for the noise it makes.
Nothing based about reuploading someone's video.
blue archive? i thought that was from animal crossing
Love the Pyro reveal. Good on chat for being somewhat behaved.
Seeing how not a lot of the comments here talk about the bots, I wanna give my 2 cents into the situation
Firstly, their motive: There was a post on Reddit made by one of the bot hosters, regarding why they did it. Their "justification" was to stir up trouble to the point Valve *has* to intervene or else the news might give them flak for letting racism and such run rampant (this prompted the F2P mute). Others have more negative motives, baring simply to see people suffer and thrive whenever someone post about their bots; and the last is to sell you bot immunity.
Secondly, Shounic, a well-known TF2 player who dig into TF2 coding, stated TF2's codes are like end-game Jenga. That is to say any changes made could very well cause some irrelevant bugs to appear, and can be devastating sometimes. This made many ppl who works at Valve reluctant to touch TF2.
Also, hosting bots isn't hard or require good computers. They can open virtual machines and run 50 bots at once, and they can make new bots faster than you can ban them. This is a war Valve do not wanna escalate, because it will require increasing manpower the more it goes on.
Bro is still living with his mom
i love how he goes off topic every 5 minutes
Correction: Only one developer is working on TF2 actively right now
Jesus is fine with saying slurs but got mad at a door pun lmao
1:49 even less, one Valve developer and one guy who is a linux contractor. that why tf2 was getting a lot of bug fixes and engine upgrades lately. like the addition of 100 player servers and 64bit upgrade.
the days of meaningful content is long pass since 2017 or 2018 when they unofficially abandon the game.
16:45 they look the fucking same LMAO
Pyro I haven't seen my mom in years now she lives in iran and I live in England seeing ur interaction with your mother made my day I hope the best for you and your family ❤❤
imma start working on being pyro's new dad now
I watched the original video, and as soon as Fem Pyro popped up, I switched over to Pyro's video to see his reaction. He did not disappoint.
I'm genuinely suprised that australium farming mvm bots aren't a massive thing. Might require more ai intelligence than sniper bots though.
It would cost the bot hoster more than they get out of the loot drops. Average tour cost is $3.96 at 0.99$ x 4. Average loot drops average to $2.50.
Pyro's mom looks genuinely sweet. Anyways, time to edge!
This is a Public comment section bro....💀💀💀😭😭
I can respect the grind
she has that ASMR voice though creeped me out
bruh
Please don't adge to his mom
14:43
"holy would" 🗿
No way a Pyro main is saying Soldier is op, and Sniper takes skill... Lol
Oh wow, PyroMom! That's a suprise! She's a nice person, pyro.
And the kiss on forehead - very wholesome.
Pyro acting like we didn’t see his mum in the 1000 degree knife video
"Remove soldier"
Actually the worst TF2 take ever. Worse then "random crits good"
hes obviously kidding lol he always says it
random crits bad*
Sorry dude, but I think you made a typo.
@@Felipe45345 ah yes, random 3x damage, any-range death, with a 2% chance, or 100% with mele
@@TheMooper27 intended game design that breaks stalemates
@@sasho_b. tf2 isnt a competitive game. it's ok to not treat it as one
We love zesty in this house
*crackhouse
@@TheDude8008we smoke METH on this house.
Pyro is the type of guy who pencil rocketjumps
Most bot hosters are in Russia it makes sense they would idle for days for maybe a few dollars of profit which is way more to them then it is to us just 1 dollar is 90 rubbles
So if we fix Russia's economy we will be able to save tf2?
Pyros Mom made this 2,5 hour slop not only watchable but also wholesome 😍
i feel like zesty has no filter but he do be cooking most times
let's play a game
take a shot each time Pyro says "quid"
chat telling him to stand up after seeing the vrc model was halairious
pyro treats soldiers like soldiers treat pyros
1:56:45 Bro accidentally mentioned Deadlock 😳
1000 views in 20 minutes! He is the Pyro of all time!!! 🙏🙏😇😇🕊🕊🕊
Pyro looking at vr chat moddless of tig biggy woman 3 minutes after having his mom on stream:
Aw that was really sweet when Pyro’s mum popped in for a moment
The mom situation is crazy
46:26 I can explain the "takes months to recover then suddenly dips instantly" part.
It's the occasional small updates that valve drops that break all bots instantly that takes them quite a while to fully fix and adapt to. Remember, the reason why botting became a thing in the first place is because of lack of updates (literal updates, including tiny localization hotfixes) since 2020. The less you update the game, the more bots are compatible to it since it's consistently the same build for a long time. That's what bots and bothosters feed off of: the game being the same build for long periods of times. If Valve just dropped small patches everyday it would be practically impossible to bot.
This is why after x64 update you can barely see bots.
29:29 that spike you see, is when the summer update 2023 drop. it has ton of hype surrounding it. tf2 hit 250k. decent update but it's not on the same level of major updates. sadly. now with the info in the Zesty video. i assume majority of players count in that update was bot farming cases. maybe at best tf2 hit 50-60k real players at that update if we be generous. real average play count of real players is around 25k
lmao, all the non-tf2 normies in chat bringing up the fempyro incident
tf2 players don't need sleep
2:30 I splurged
Why
Only pyro could stretch an hour long video into 2.5 hours
Guys lock in, dont tell pyros mom
average pyro chat when his mum is around
Mom I have to finish my tf2 documentary
"you need a high skill to play sniper"
💀💀💀
That sucks, unturned is fuckin rad
dude your souvenir m4 radiation hazard has really rare stickers on it, the cheapest field tested one i could find on floatdb is like 600 bucks
why does pyro's mom have an asmr voice tho
Is this the guy that had THICC pyro has a player model..?
Pyro would be immediately attracted by fat patchouli art why was I surprised.
It’s funny you mentioned mother because I thought of it when the guy talked about games that people love to talk about but don’t play 🤣
Bro looked like a beet after that dono.
>sniper is high skilled
>soldier is overpowered
>"yeah most hackers are snipers but better remove soldier"
yeah pyro sure
Upd: why he pausing at every female in the frame, we all get it, u gooner, STOP
I don't watch Pyrocynical, but it's part of his "quirky" humour. Mainstream media bores me.
@@scrittle that's why I don't like him
He sometimes make videos on interesting topics, but his "humor" is just frustrating me, and reminds me of Xqc, with his look and.. some other stuff
Scrubs is the best medical show. No cheap drama, pretty funny, and is actually somewhat accurate to life as a resident physician.
9:16 the reason why so many bots are in game it's because they need to sort the items, something that can't be done outside of the game
Love pyro and his mum, great people, and glad you are watching Zesty's stuff, he's great as well!
That wholesome mum moment 🥲
2:22:04 based.
That being said. It's such shame that everyone in your community is talking about off topic things. I would love to see people perspective who don't play tf2.
Man is really distracted from watching
He's becoming the next xQc
@@NombreGenerico89TF2 Rather the opposite. He still talks and reacts to it. gets a bit sode tracked. Xqc is way worse.
2:32:07 you are right but doesn't mean we should do nothing. Do something and things might change. Do nothing and nothing will change.
Pyro interacting with his mom was so sweet