Rambo: First Blood (1982) Review with Keith Apicary & Nathan Barnatt - Rental Reviews

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    Rambo: First Blood is a 1982 American action film directed by Ted Kotcheff, and co-written by Sylvester Stallone, who also stars as Vietnam War veteran John Rambo. The first installment in the Rambo franchise, it co-stars Richard Crenna and Brian Dennehy. It's about a Vietnam veteran and drifter John J. Rambo who wanders into a small Washington town in search of an old friend, but is met with intolerance and brutality by the local sheriff. When the police restrain and shave Rambo, he flashes back to his time as a prisoner of war and unleashes his fury on the officers. He narrowly escapes the manhunt, but it will take his former commander to save the hunters from the hunted.
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Комментарии • 1,4 тыс.

  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  5 лет назад +166

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  • @SolidNeodark
    @SolidNeodark 5 лет назад +108

    I didn't know who Keith Apicary is when I started watching this video.
    I was actually taking him seriously.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 года назад +6

      He's in that avgn episode too

    • @kenn_k
      @kenn_k 3 года назад +3

      I'd love to watch this with someone who isn't familiar with Nathan or Keith and just enjoy their confusion throughout the video, lol

    • @gideonquesenberry6270
      @gideonquesenberry6270 3 года назад +3

      @@kenn_k I'm still confused. Does he need help or to sober up?

    • @kenn_k
      @kenn_k 3 года назад +6

      @@gideonquesenberry6270 😂😂 Both. Jokes aside, look at Nathan, the dude sitting next to James. Now, look at Keith. Nathan is an actor, Keith is a character.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 лет назад +245

    John Rambo has a class on Skillshare where you can learn how to be a one man army.

    • @Alfador42
      @Alfador42 5 лет назад +14

      True story!

    • @derek-64
      @derek-64 5 лет назад +11

      just don't push it or he'll give you a war you won't believe

  • @DavidLopanjr
    @DavidLopanjr 5 лет назад +353

    All my friends are gone. They were blown up by blast processing! Im dead! Lmfao

  • @KentAllard
    @KentAllard 5 лет назад +103

    My cousin told me that Nathan bore a striking resemblance to Keith Apicary. But I told him how silly that was, because Nathan looks nothing like Rambo!

  • @zorochii
    @zorochii 5 лет назад +106

    You all missed the part where John Rambo shoots Chinese letters to some guy and turns him into a frog.

    • @ErwalDeeas
      @ErwalDeeas 5 лет назад +6

      Best part of the entire movie!!!!! PERIOD!

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 3 года назад +7

      That game ruined video games for me. Seriously,that was many many years ago and I haven’t picked up a controller since

    • @TalonfromtheRC
      @TalonfromtheRC 3 года назад

      @@michaelblaine6494 Call of Duty has Rambo in it now lol. Better than the NES game.

    • @mayuyumiwazaki8769
      @mayuyumiwazaki8769 2 года назад

      And the part where rambo fought a giant spider in the caves.

  • @NathansArcade
    @NathansArcade 5 лет назад +532

    WAY TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE IN THIS VIDEO!

    • @only257
      @only257 5 лет назад +1

      zyuranger zyuranger thinking about my favortie sentai dinosaur squad zyuranger and your comment is weird

    • @MrZeTox
      @MrZeTox 5 лет назад +7

      Thank you Nathan, very cool!
      But Seriously, thank you for great review! You are amazing! Do more of this type videos!

    • @bluewhaleshavethelargestpe591
      @bluewhaleshavethelargestpe591 5 лет назад +9

      are you and Keith related to each other?!

    • @ShardSpyder
      @ShardSpyder 5 лет назад +6

      Nathan Barnatt 150 lbs of pure street muscle!

    • @hitbox524
      @hitbox524 5 лет назад

      I saw you on it’s always sunny and was very happy. I just knew you from avgn. Also I saw the Rambo lunchbox at an antique mall the other day from then with him holding the rpg. That is all

  • @adriangonzalez3600
    @adriangonzalez3600 5 лет назад +300

    I can't believe they got Sylvester Stallone to guest star in this episode

    • @aronastron9538
      @aronastron9538 5 лет назад +37

      I know it's hard to believe, but that's not Stallone, it's actually Keith Apicary! It's easy to get them mixed up because Keith just has so much John Rambo energy that it's easy to mix them up!

    • @mykr0324
      @mykr0324 5 лет назад +11

      @@aronastron9538 don't forget the physique

    • @Cardgames4children
      @Cardgames4children 5 лет назад +5

      I watched the whole ep and he wasn't in it, so I don't know what you are talking about.

    • @MK-fd5vy
      @MK-fd5vy 5 лет назад +17

      @@Cardgames4children r/woooosh

    • @thefacebehindthemask7007
      @thefacebehindthemask7007 5 лет назад +9

      @@Cardgames4children What are you talking about? He was there the entire video.

  • @OldMovieRob
    @OldMovieRob 5 лет назад +124

    The Christmas episode of AVGN with the Sega Activator and Keith flying through the walls will remain my favorite episode ever.

    • @bradhodges4521
      @bradhodges4521 5 лет назад +10

      reformedfruit That one is HILARIOUS!! Cant tell you how many times i watched that one.

    • @DerekMoore82
      @DerekMoore82 5 лет назад +7

      It's my 2nd favorite. Ninja Gaiden is my favorite AVGN episode and Mr. Bucket is the best Board James episode.

    • @zobook
      @zobook 5 лет назад +3

      @@dead0ntime probably because this guy isn't funny for a lot of people. I find him a little irritating.

    • @FinestCitizen
      @FinestCitizen 5 лет назад

      @@zobook True. The _Sega Activator Interactor Menacer_ is the most disliked AVGN video, and it features Nathan. Hardly a review if you ask me.

    • @spetterman2916
      @spetterman2916 5 лет назад +2

      @@FinestCitizen It's a visual review.

  • @MrChiefjc
    @MrChiefjc 5 лет назад +81

    I remember as a kid being confused and looking over to my dad and asking, " Aren't the cops suppose to be the good guys?"
    My mom then looks at my dad and says, " I told you you shouldn't let him watch this!"

    • @Skrenja
      @Skrenja 4 года назад +15

      A good life lesson though lol.

    • @johnnygunzfilmbuff7821
      @johnnygunzfilmbuff7821 2 года назад +1

      It's funny you say that I had the same thought to as a kid growing up watching this movie.

    • @FanVarious
      @FanVarious Год назад +1

      Yes it was like the film was saying; 'If you ever get lost and feel vunerable in the woods and notice a sheriff, run safely to the nearest psychopath'.

  • @BrianBridges
    @BrianBridges 5 лет назад +16

    Keith Apicary and Nathan Barnett in one episode together, and not a single video was knocked off the shelves. I'm impressed.

  • @losalfajoresok
    @losalfajoresok 5 лет назад +147

    A classic and an amazing movie. I watched when I was 9 years old and watched dozens of times.

  • @drop_messages6226
    @drop_messages6226 5 лет назад +9

    I think each Rambo movie has something to offer the franchise, Rambo has had one hell of a story arc (franchise as a whole). That being said, one of the most heart felt moments in a Rambo movie, was when Rambo goes to visit the relative of one of his war buddies only to find out he is dead, so Rambo gives the relative a photo of him and the war buddy. I was never in the military but I can see that if you served with other soldiers, it is nice to reconnect with someone you knew from your past once you return to civilian life.

  • @storm__x__sh4dow
    @storm__x__sh4dow 5 лет назад +175

    That is some slick editing, James.
    I almost feel bad for Keith or (L) Nathan. Lol

    • @ToHoldNothing
      @ToHoldNothing 5 лет назад +6

      Not even well versed on filming stuff, but I was already suspicious just with the look, but the framing with the space between them was also a hint (I think James has used it for some AVGN reviews, not even counting the Friday the 13th one)

    • @gamophyte
      @gamophyte 5 лет назад +1

      Mostly because 2007 is over ☹

    • @Sosozanyway
      @Sosozanyway 4 года назад +1

      @@ToHoldNothing wtf lol. Suspicious? It wasn't a puzzle to solve. The "hint" is that there is two guys sitting there that are the same guy. You're not Batman bro lol.

  • @Genethagenius
    @Genethagenius 5 лет назад +96

    “You think Rambo was tortured in those camps, I’M being tortured!”. LMAO!!!

    • @spetterman2916
      @spetterman2916 5 лет назад +2

      @Jack Burton I think he's a perfect caricature of a crazy nerd. A nerd so into a fandom that he believes he is one of the characters. I think that's what makes it funny.

    • @Genethagenius
      @Genethagenius 5 лет назад +1

      Jack Burton Not so much the character but I thought that line was pretty funny.

    • @Dark920Mark
      @Dark920Mark 5 лет назад +3

      @Jack Burton I agree with you. None of this was funny. Just get back to James talking about Rambo already.

  • @loserhero1982
    @loserhero1982 5 лет назад +12

    "Once your a Rambo Fan your never not a Rambo fan." truer words where never spoken

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 5 лет назад +192

    The irony of this movie, in the movie, he kills the 1 sheriff by causing him to fall out of the helicopter, in the novel however...he kills EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    • @raafmaat
      @raafmaat 5 лет назад +22

      i liked the novels story, but i thought it was written a bit too simple, almost like it was ment for kids to easily understand everything

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 5 лет назад +28

      Not to mention the Col. puts a 12 gauge to the back of rambo's head and blows his brains out.

    • @seanmc7128
      @seanmc7128 5 лет назад +44

      Actually it was the pilot and the incompetence of the officer combined that killed him. Rambo just threw a rock at the stabilizer .

    • @olololo4807
      @olololo4807 5 лет назад +20

      EEEEEEEEVEEEEEERYYYYYYOOOOONE

    • @serigraph73
      @serigraph73 5 лет назад +12

      @@seanmc7128 the rock hit the glass of the cockpit/"windshield"

  • @CoffeeOnElmStreet-TV
    @CoffeeOnElmStreet-TV 5 лет назад +22

    "I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him."

  • @personplaceson4488
    @personplaceson4488 5 лет назад +86

    The thumbnail is grimly hilarious, the tone of the movie next to James all smiling cause it's a great film.

  • @tamarockstar45
    @tamarockstar45 5 лет назад +37

    "What are you going to hunt with a knife like this?"
    "Name it."

  • @ganador13
    @ganador13 5 лет назад +16

    "Maybe the guy is a vietnam vet"?
    That cop knew he was a vet, that is why the cop disliked him.

  • @Metallizombie
    @Metallizombie 5 лет назад +17

    He knew he was a Vietnam vet. That’s a critical part of why the sherif doesn’t like him

  • @Doc141
    @Doc141 5 лет назад +10

    James and Nathan you guys rock together. Please keep collaborating!
    How did you time Keith so well with your movie discussion? Seriously impressive

  • @samalmo
    @samalmo 5 лет назад +8

    Nathan Barnatt is very talented, love how they did this with him playing both of his characters

  • @davidconlee2196
    @davidconlee2196 5 лет назад +14

    I love the Keith Apicary character. His appearance on AVGN was a favorite of mine.

  • @TheSaltySeaman
    @TheSaltySeaman 5 лет назад +7

    I love you can hear James trying to hold in his laughter during his speech at the end.

  • @LusciousNotes
    @LusciousNotes 2 года назад +8

    Brian Dennehy (the cop) was a Korean War vet. He had contempt for Rambo. Not shared in the movie but makes the story that much better. Love this movie!

  • @midwestmonstaz3655
    @midwestmonstaz3655 5 лет назад +10

    19:08 that monologue 😂😂😂
    This is my new favorite rental review episode

  • @javis88h
    @javis88h 5 лет назад +26

    "They're talking like I'm not even here..."

  • @mechaman7818
    @mechaman7818 5 лет назад +34

    Neo Geo, Neo Geo, four bright buttons and two joysticks!
    Neo Geo, Neo Geo, a cool red cab and a name that sticks!

  • @redozmasoma
    @redozmasoma 5 лет назад +154

    here's an idea James, have Board James in one of these reviews and review Jumanji when The Next Level comes out,
    or why not review Clue since Board James loves some good murder lol...

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 5 лет назад +15

      Then get AVGN and review Mario bros

    • @austenbaker8285
      @austenbaker8285 5 лет назад +14

      I miss Board James so much! He's my favorite Rolfe character I think.

    • @elric9572
      @elric9572 5 лет назад +10

      That's a lie. Board James didn't murder all of his friends since he was set up by some asshole named Mike

    • @herpderp7264
      @herpderp7264 5 лет назад +4

      I miss Board James.

    • @betelguse16
      @betelguse16 5 лет назад +2

      Elric No! It was the phone! The phone did it! ;)

  • @PotatoShowtv
    @PotatoShowtv 5 лет назад +12

    Remember when James said "John, the movie can't continue until you say yes". LOL

  • @nutstv1903
    @nutstv1903 5 лет назад +327

    Keith Apicary AND Nathan Barnatt?
    Nobody tell him...

    • @paulbeach8949
      @paulbeach8949 5 лет назад +25

      yes they the same person

    • @NathansArcade
      @NathansArcade 5 лет назад +72

      paul beach are you sure?

    • @blertac4505
      @blertac4505 5 лет назад +2

      Hahahaha

    • @bradpaton3927
      @bradpaton3927 5 лет назад +2

      @@NathansArcade Keith Apicary gives me the Willies (worst. Breakfast cereal. EVER!)!

    • @kegaan
      @kegaan 5 лет назад +5

      Are they twins ? If not you guys tricked me bad .

  • @rexleeh
    @rexleeh 5 лет назад +7

    "All my real friends are gone. They all blew up from blast processing!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @denomsolis4171
    @denomsolis4171 5 лет назад +8

    "I'm a warrior trapped in a sweatshirt!" Gold.

  • @s-my-q9618
    @s-my-q9618 5 лет назад +65

    I love how I put this on and was half watching it and just listening to it and then I realize it's the same dude twice

    • @awakenedfurmissile4617
      @awakenedfurmissile4617 5 лет назад +6

      Keith is just a character Nathan made

    • @AkilaeAK
      @AkilaeAK 5 лет назад +13

      Haha.. I thought they were just brothers or something

    • @mkproductions2.042
      @mkproductions2.042 5 лет назад +3

      Wait I did not realize that. lol

    • @cron205
      @cron205 5 лет назад

      Akilae Gorimani they are brothers in real life

    • @cron205
      @cron205 5 лет назад

      there brothers

  • @Chuxonja
    @Chuxonja 5 лет назад +7

    I found it hard to wrap my head around the fact that the kill count in this movie is 1

  • @CeaTeeReviewz
    @CeaTeeReviewz 5 лет назад +9

    Sly Stallone actually broke his rib in this movie when he fell out of the tree. His hand was injured too when a blank explosive squib blew up in his hand too

  • @ArsenalEcho
    @ArsenalEcho 5 лет назад +7

    Stunts were incredible in that movie. One of my favorites is when the pursuing cop car flies off the road and lands on a fence, you hear that sharp honking of the horn. Subtle sound effect where you don't see what happens, but still know. One of those small things that bring authenticity. Cracks me up every single time. I still wonder if it was accidental or intended, or done in post.

  • @lastavenger8532
    @lastavenger8532 5 лет назад +15

    Neo Geo, Neo Geo. Four bright buttons and two joysticks.
    Neo Geo, Neo Geo. Cool red cab and a name that sticks.

  • @micahwave150
    @micahwave150 5 лет назад +4

    "All my real friends are gone! , they all blew up from blast processing" LMAO

  • @ultimategamer2669
    @ultimategamer2669 5 лет назад +1

    0:19 "It's easy to find exactly what you're looking for! Even if it sucks!"
    For some reason, those 2 sentences said by that narrator combined with the Nerd's disgusted and sad face expression is one of the funniest things I have seen in my life.
    I love these funny old style commercials. They bring so much joy to my life.

  • @BrytaPlanka
    @BrytaPlanka 5 лет назад +96

    Wow, I didn't understand it was the same person, I had no idea about Keith Apicary, lol

    • @earthisflat
      @earthisflat 5 лет назад +5

      Um what's your proof there the same person?

    • @DarrinsDen2023
      @DarrinsDen2023 5 лет назад +9

      @@earthisflat lol you can't be serious..

    • @gamedrop3262
      @gamedrop3262 5 лет назад

      holy fucking shit how did you know this? lol i had to rewatch it twice because of that. . .great stuff

    •  5 лет назад

      No-one should know him.

  • @MarkFreak12
    @MarkFreak12 5 лет назад +3

    Love it how at the beginning James makes us think that Keith Apicary was just edited last minute as an additional character that doesn't really interact with the other two since he was not obviously there simultaneously, just to later through the video blow us away at how all of them interact with each other.

  • @MicahDarkFantasy
    @MicahDarkFantasy 5 лет назад +88

    So I just saw Rambo: Last Blood and it was Satisfying and Awesome. I loved a lot of stuff from it!!

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah dude I really want to see it. I didn't have much faith in the last one till I watched it.I actually really enjoyed it tbh. That scene where he gets on that truck turret and is mowing all those dudes down did not disappoint.

    • @gaminggabe
      @gaminggabe 5 лет назад +3

      The tunnels!!!

    • @AlphaLuna
      @AlphaLuna 5 лет назад +18

      For some reason critics are hating the movie and people loving it, just watch the RT score, is nuts.

    • @gaminggabe
      @gaminggabe 5 лет назад +23

      @@AlphaLuna critics are snow flakes now days.

    • @KTF0
      @KTF0 5 лет назад +22

      @@AlphaLuna
      Never listen to movie or comedy critics. This has been my rule since the 90s.

  • @Teknique1986
    @Teknique1986 5 лет назад +17

    Keith Apicary and Nathan Barnett should have a dance off with DAD

  • @tyler6644
    @tyler6644 5 лет назад +8

    Guy on the left rocking that Skullet.

  • @RevolverBobcat
    @RevolverBobcat 5 лет назад +227

    I thought this video store closed down and they had to move?

    • @anglicky69
      @anglicky69 5 лет назад +42

      probably filmed prior so they could have something to release while still in the process of moving

    • @brianmetcalf2440
      @brianmetcalf2440 5 лет назад +22

      Man, they probably have hours of unaired footage

    • @arcadelounge4890
      @arcadelounge4890 5 лет назад +26

      who cares the slapped on plot is crap anyway !

    • @jimduggan8962
      @jimduggan8962 5 лет назад +11

      this one is like the $1 rental store. They moved up to Hollywood Video level.

    • @ladyscarfaceangel4616
      @ladyscarfaceangel4616 5 лет назад +5

      polsdofer
      I would guess that it was just for the plot of the show, so I don’t think they actually moved. He’s probably got a story that’s gonna fit into the “move” somehow in later episodes. There’s a reason for this anyway.

  • @williammoore1030
    @williammoore1030 5 лет назад +111

    Keith: " am I a joke to you two"?

    • @NathansArcade
      @NathansArcade 5 лет назад +9

      William Moore 🤷‍♂️

    • @goldfishprime
      @goldfishprime 5 лет назад +4

      Exactly, they were so rude to him. Did they even comment on his nice NASA sweatshirt?

    • @SanaeKoaGaming
      @SanaeKoaGaming 5 лет назад +3

      That's what happens when you do a lot of winning in videogames like keith does

    • @goldfishprime
      @goldfishprime 5 лет назад +2

      @@SanaeKoaGaming Apparently winning means nothing to these bureaucrats, these internet bourgeoisie.

    • @TommyCurrell
      @TommyCurrell 5 лет назад +1

      That's a lot of likes for a comment that seems pretty bland and unoriginal 😏

  • @LadyCoyKoi
    @LadyCoyKoi 5 лет назад +15

    "That's why I appreciate Tom Cruise. He does his own stunts."
    Jackie Chan wants a word with you all.

    • @BX138
      @BX138 5 лет назад

      So does Keanu Reeves.

    • @alexb.e7498
      @alexb.e7498 5 лет назад

      there are others, like, Jason Statham, Jet Li

    • @khululyp
      @khululyp 5 лет назад +2

      The best ofcourse is Brie Larson THANK YOU, VEEERRRY MUCH!

    • @benkuehn7469
      @benkuehn7469 4 года назад

      khululy p is that a personal attack

  • @worldchronicles4818
    @worldchronicles4818 5 лет назад +7

    "They all died from blast processing!" LMAO

    • @axemurderer010
      @axemurderer010 5 лет назад

      that tickled me so hard when he said tht lol haahaah

  • @djmroom
    @djmroom 5 лет назад +43

    James, there are two great guys, AVGN and Board James, you should invite them to one of your stores!

    • @spetterman2916
      @spetterman2916 5 лет назад

      Hard to invite Board James when he's dead :o

  • @RealRuler2112
    @RealRuler2112 5 лет назад +9

    When Arnold made Conan the Barbarian, he actually fell down the steps in the cave at the beginning - it wasn't scripted. The side of his face is actually laid open in that scene. Him being new to the US & barely speaking english says "I'm bleeding..." to which Dino DeLaurentis responded "Yeah - just go with it." Arnold says again "but... but.... I'm BLEEDING." Dino says "Yeah, I know - it looks great!" =)
    They just don't make movies like that anymore... which is both good & bad.

    • @malafakka8530
      @malafakka8530 4 года назад

      Maybe I am confusing something or it is just another part of it, but didn't Milius say to him something like pain is momentary, the movie is forever.

  • @maskedhobo
    @maskedhobo 5 лет назад +3

    The Punisher 2004 is one of my favorite movies because Thomas Jane did most of his own stunts, you can tell he put in the work. Makes a movie amazing.

  • @jaikrewl
    @jaikrewl 5 лет назад +8

    Scary how much Keith looks just like Rambo...

  • @MarMar-zj8tf
    @MarMar-zj8tf 5 лет назад +2

    Keith's rant at the end was simply beautiful.

  • @awakenedfurmissile4617
    @awakenedfurmissile4617 5 лет назад +7

    Keith Apicary and Nathan Barnatt... hey wait a minute, that's the *BANG*

  • @SPACEB0YZER0
    @SPACEB0YZER0 5 лет назад +71

    Rambo was definitely the good guy...

    • @marcelobellissimo
      @marcelobellissimo 5 лет назад +4

      If you consider a man who kills another one just for the sake of following orders, yeah... he's a 'super hero'... the cops are worse, but his is no 'good guy' at all...

    • @ganador13
      @ganador13 5 лет назад +6

      I am sure they make you feel that way with the cop that dies being an asshole. However, there are no goodguys in this film. This is not that type of film.
      That cop who died was wrong for being an asshole and trying to kill rambo before falling and dying. He is the only one who can be labeled "A badguy". But rambo was not right for his behavior. This is a movie about a vet from the brainwashed soldier 60's era that went nuts in a civilian surrounding.
      None of the other officers chasing him were "badguys", even the one in charge. And Rambo was definitely not a goodguy in this situation. Regardless of how good it feels to see a guy beat up on cops who were being dicks.

    • @karrotakun3581
      @karrotakun3581 5 лет назад +1

      Not in the novel..

    • @bobblueford
      @bobblueford 5 лет назад +9

      The Sheriff is definitely the bad guy. He shows his prejudice right from the start. "We don't want guys like you in this town" if he said that to a gentleman of another race, would he be a "good guy"? The main deputy is a bad guy, he took pleasure in torturing and shooting at an unarmed Rambo.

    • @laurivuori2185
      @laurivuori2185 5 лет назад +1

      ganador13 ö

  • @jacobcardiff8757
    @jacobcardiff8757 5 лет назад +118

    These 2 dudes look like they drive a big white van with no windows

    • @krystalfan
      @krystalfan 5 лет назад +16

      and park it near schools and playgrounds? i totally see that

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 5 лет назад +7

      Sweet paintball guns. I remember being 12.

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 5 лет назад +4

      @Most Deadest Pool of em All. damn you're only 13?

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 5 лет назад +2

      @@polsdofer Pathetic. I got over that shit when I was 16. Enlisted at 17.

    • @jacobcardiff8757
      @jacobcardiff8757 5 лет назад +11

      @@PeacefulJoint enlisted in what? Rainbow siege six?

  • @Raliuga977
    @Raliuga977 5 лет назад +6

    "This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!"

  • @InsideAMindInsideAMind
    @InsideAMindInsideAMind 5 лет назад +20

    Wooo! These guys are awesome 😊😊

  • @Bj5m17h
    @Bj5m17h 5 лет назад +5

    He was fighting the National Guard. Thus "I only do this on the weekend"

  • @dutchmasteret
    @dutchmasteret 5 лет назад +11

    Keith sounds like Milton from Office Space lol

  • @gunndlewittlebaum
    @gunndlewittlebaum 5 лет назад +11

    Can we get a trifecta with DAD?
    Give us the DAD be neeeeed!

  • @kofd04
    @kofd04 5 лет назад +44

    The National Guard is not volunteer firemen.

    • @floyd2386
      @floyd2386 5 лет назад

      Was it the National Guard or Army Reserves?

    • @MrBoyYankee
      @MrBoyYankee 5 лет назад +4

      National Guard

    • @Farrell81
      @Farrell81 5 лет назад

      Yea, they're even less relevant

    • @Cybopath
      @Cybopath 5 лет назад +4

      He's also arrested and put to hard labour. They don't just throw a blanket over him and walk him away..

  • @s0c1al1z3dm3d1c1ne
    @s0c1al1z3dm3d1c1ne 5 лет назад +2

    Wonderful! My only criticism is that James didn't cuss worst than a sailor and Nathan didn't attempt to kill himself by getting his head stuck in a dumpster or something.
    You guys do great work together and I love the results.

  • @MrNb22
    @MrNb22 5 лет назад +16

    me: Superman's clark kent disguise is so dumb, how does it fool anybody?
    Also me: I had no idea dude on the left was dude in the middle until the end.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 4 года назад

      Ricardo Caiano I mean it’s more obvious with Dad who looks a lot more like Nathan... and is also Nathan in the canon of Dad... or something like that, it’s weird

  • @soccerjockey
    @soccerjockey 5 лет назад +2

    this was hysterical! One of your funniest Rental Reviews in a long time

  • @Omn1Slash
    @Omn1Slash 5 лет назад +5

    A review with Nathan Barnatt AND Keith?! This is literally the greatest thing ever.

  • @Odious_One
    @Odious_One Год назад

    Keith saying " How did I get here, what is this place?" at the end of the video is hilarious to me.

  • @2dudesreview67
    @2dudesreview67 5 лет назад +8

    Very much a classic. Super excited for Last Blood. Great video James!!

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 5 лет назад +4

    Rental Reviews uploads right at lunch break. Thanks guys! Cinemassacre really DOES care!

  • @DoctorWho1983
    @DoctorWho1983 5 лет назад +9

    Now that you're talking Stallone, maybe review the underrated CopLand at some point?

  • @iareanon
    @iareanon 5 лет назад +1

    That stoned guy is awesome!
    Can't stop laughing

  • @gatorboymike
    @gatorboymike 5 лет назад +3

    Some people are hung up on Fury Road, while others just can't get beyond Thunderdome.

  • @jaredjjacobs
    @jaredjjacobs 5 лет назад +1

    " all my friends were destroyed by blast processing " has to be the funniest thing ive heard all week.

  • @kaox44
    @kaox44 5 лет назад +3

    "These guy...these guys" Lol!

  • @MidRizzMusic
    @MidRizzMusic 2 года назад

    "I'm UNDEFEATABLE..." that was extremely well done.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aldantler
    @aldantler 5 лет назад +7

    November is coming up. You guys should totally review the original Blade Runner.

  • @jonquesenberry9186
    @jonquesenberry9186 5 лет назад

    that end rant XD 'they all blew up from blast processing'

  • @lucentv
    @lucentv 5 лет назад +22

    So I'm not going to be snarky about it or anything, but while Nathan Barnatt is a good interview and decent to listen to, I just don't find his alter ego humorous or entertaining.

    • @lynndavinci4753
      @lynndavinci4753 5 лет назад +1

      Jesse Leppert maybe you should check out Dad, he’s the #1 RUclipsr

    • @cheekclappa69
      @cheekclappa69 5 лет назад +2

      you mean to tell me he's the same guy? Well, thanks 6ix9ine ugh...

    • @Dark920Mark
      @Dark920Mark 5 лет назад

      Ok that explains a lot. I was thinking, why do they keep cutting away to this weird unfunny guy. I have no idea who the middle guy is either.

  • @rcstockton
    @rcstockton 5 лет назад

    That closing monologue was hilarious.

  • @raifdagget758
    @raifdagget758 5 лет назад +3

    Deathproof is relatively recent, awesome and real as fuck. The end chase scene with Zoe is one of the best chase scenes/stunt scenes ever.

  • @mcbaksteen
    @mcbaksteen 5 лет назад

    @Cinemassacre Dude! I love how you put keith and nate in the same scene and still act like you're about to go all-in with a 7-2 card combo!

  • @fydiousmckormick
    @fydiousmckormick 5 лет назад +28

    I really don’t care for the guests that have been on. Would have preferred to see the regular guys do this.

  • @Duke_of_Spook
    @Duke_of_Spook 5 лет назад +22

    Love Keith. Favorite avgn is the holiday shopping episode with him. Hilarious slapstick comedy

  • @Kyntteri
    @Kyntteri 5 лет назад +47

    It's weird to watch Keith video without any dancing or crazy stunts.

  • @GregsGameRoom
    @GregsGameRoom 5 лет назад +10

    It's funny, I just did a Rambo 3 video and of course had to mention how Keith LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE RAMBO!!!

  • @michaelblaine6494
    @michaelblaine6494 3 года назад +3

    I saw this as 4 and half yr old when it was considered “new”(movies took a ridiculously long time to go from theatrical to video,I think part 2 was in theaters by that point.) As a child of that age I knew nothing about social politics or Vietnam or the fall out from war,I literally thought Teasle felt Rambo was too ugly to be in that town and got arrested for it. That shaped my view of cops til I was out of childhood. It’s amazing and sometimes preposterous the things we believe as kids. I just remembered something else,I thought the title was referencing the part where Rambo gets his arms cut up falling through the trees,I thought he was meant to be so tough that it was the first time anything made him bleed. Who was letting me watch this kind of stuff anyway?🤣 this was the days where kids could do whatever they wanted as long as it didn’t make your parents look bad. Or maybe that was just me,I come from pure ivory garbage which is probably clear

  • @chrischandler889
    @chrischandler889 5 лет назад +11

    Rambo acted in self defense against tyranny. Good guy for sure.

    • @bobblueford
      @bobblueford 5 лет назад +1

      👏👏👏👍👍👍

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey 5 лет назад

      Initially yes but the destruction near the end was unnecessary like what did the gun store owner or the gas station operator do to deserve their shops getting blown up

    • @bobblueford
      @bobblueford 5 лет назад

      He had to get the police station emptied out so that he could annihilate it, that was the only way. He didn't want to hurt anybody.

    • @GrosvnerMcaffrey
      @GrosvnerMcaffrey 5 лет назад

      It's nevertheless the principle I know Rambo was pushed but Teasle was the only one he was after he could have just finished him in the woods he didn't have to blow up half the town after all not everyone has insurance

    • @bobblueford
      @bobblueford 5 лет назад

      Payback was needed! Better property than people!

  • @arcadianmuzique6593
    @arcadianmuzique6593 5 лет назад +3

    "a warrior trapped in a sweatshirt" Lol

  • @fineandsmurfy
    @fineandsmurfy 4 года назад +1

    That rant at the end made my cry I laughed so hard. Holy cheeseballs that's the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain 5 лет назад +3

    Mandela effect: "I can´t feel my legs" for the actual "I can´t find his legs".

  • @KhanGarth
    @KhanGarth 5 лет назад

    wow, the editing and Nathan's acting is amazing on this

  • @_FoxHoleCharlie_
    @_FoxHoleCharlie_ 5 лет назад +9

    8:12 Mad Max was set right after the apocalypse as the world was turning into the wasteland

  • @Jexorz86
    @Jexorz86 5 лет назад +2

    As a former manager of a movie rental place, I love this series. I hope it has a good long run.

  • @skijumpnose
    @skijumpnose 5 лет назад +9

    Rambo III is the best one for me, pretty underrated

  • @electronash
    @electronash 5 лет назад +3

    This is like seeing Superman and Clark Kent in the same room together.

  • @RefugioVillegasIII
    @RefugioVillegasIII 5 лет назад +4

    Do part two for the new Rambo: Last Blood movie too! More content please!

  • @Dropzone-jw6mo
    @Dropzone-jw6mo 5 лет назад

    its so subtle, but I found myself giggling more and more as the review went on. Pure genius!