FEZ AND I AM ALIVE (Zero Punctuation)
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- Опубликовано: 23 окт 2012
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This week, Zero Punctuation reveals there are a lot of similarities in indie games.
Fast-talking Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviews a new game each week in this animated series that combines informed critique with cutting humor. Watch the next episode of Zero Punctuation a week early, only on The Escapist.
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2:27 The QR code says: stop pausing the video you tech savvy bellend.
I hope you’ve grown out of your tech savvy ways… you bellend.
Wild 16 year old Ed spotting
"I like the idea of a realistic survival game, managing your bodily intake and searching every single corner"
Yahtzee demonstrates his hitherto unknown ability to bend every indie developer ever to his will.
Well, he did like Subnautica
@@b3rz3rk3r9 I think you missed the point of that five year old comment
This comment predates the Subnautica review, it fits Minecraft and the subsequent survival games like DayZ, Rust, and 7 Days to Die
I AM ALIVE's most unique feature: Playing red light green light with a handgun.
April 2012 Yahtzee: "I am alive."
December 2012 Yahtzee: "I am a banana."
Now when's the turn for I am Bread?
Obviously him saying "I am alive" was just a joke.
DarkLordDemaar Are you suggesting his claim of being a banana wasn't a joke?
No, since it was not said in April it has to be true.
GzG92
I know morse code and I translated it into "etibmr"...
When put through and un-scrambler it spells "TIMBER"...
THIS MEANS SOMETHING!
Did you ever figure out what?
@@ThatGuy-lx4vy yes
@darkjanggo oh no, it can't be!
"Stop pausing the video, you tech-savvy bellend"
When this video first came out, I still had a Nokia brick. I've been wanting to scan that particular code for literally years, because I'm cool like that.
QR codes live forever 8-B
Just searched "tonsillitis".
Every analogy Yahtzee used was accurate.
Morse Code says etibmr
QR Code says Stop pausing the video you tech-savvy bellend
The More You Know
+PostalPixel XD thats awesome
+PostalPixel Any idea what etibmr means?
ZX XZ i think its just gibberish
PostalPixel well its an anagram for timber
+grimdarkpixels
Nope, morse code translates into "nothing to do"
At $10 Fez is totally worth it, except for the fact that some of that money goes into Phil Fish's pocket.
SporeFreak2010 The creator and the creation are two separate things. I mean when Roman Polanski was having an affair with that 13 year old did we disregard and throw away Chinatown, Rosemary's Baby, or The Pianist? No. Because the body of work never changes. People do.
frbe0101
Nice job there, but only a slight inconvenience when all I need to say is:
Fuck ISIS.
Now that that's out the way, yes, yes I would, for the same reason I'd play an FPS where you play a Nazi, a Taliban, an Islamic State Fighter and a US Marine. Because it's still a game, and games are fun, except when they're not. I can support assholes if I enjoy there product. I can support pedophiles if I enjoy their product. Don't try and brush it off as different, a pedophile and an asshole are different types of the same thing, Dicks. Not buying Fez is just like not supporting Roman Polanski. Because they're both people, and by extension both Dicks.
You hate them, but that doesn't mean you should hate what they do, that's crazy talk.
You support there work, so they can stay suitably not dead enough to continue. Granted Phil Fish isn't particularly polite, but:
' DON'T buy the danm game, and then he can go fuck himself. The Prick.'
I rest my case...
I've just read loads of stuff on Phil Fish because I've put off knowing about him thus far.
But from what I found there's not a speck of evidence that he copied the code or bribed his way into the award.
What it looks like happened is someone on twitter called him pretentious and arrogant or some such, followed up by the prediction that no one would like his game, so he won an award and told them to suck his dick, while somewhat cocky (get it?), it seems like a perfectly valid response to someone on the internet if my time here taught me anything.
'Yes you spend the whole time running around screaming but I bet everyone watching would be guffawing clouds of beer if it had been Jack Bower doing that.'
Breeze Ark WOW ... :l Thats a lot of words you've got there man :/ *Light nodding*
SporeFreak2010
Yep, I quoted you! You're welcome.
Breeze Ark Strange saying "fuck ISIS" yet your willing to give them money. Yes sure you can do what you want with your money, not sure if you can support ISIS though, might go to jail for treason for that.
But I can do what I want with my money as well, and I'm not going to give it to people I find deplorable. It has nothing do with with what they produce, they could have made a fine product, but I'm not going to give them money, therefor I'm not going to buy their product.
Did you read the Allistair Pinsof Interviews on techraptor? Here is a quote:
"I don’t mind naming this developer because most of the information is in fact public, just ignored by the media. So, this developer Shawn McGrath approached me when Indie Game: The Movie came out and featured credits that libeled his friend Jason Degroot. Both of these guys were extremely influential on Fez; there’s a good argument that it’s their game. McGrath created the central mechanic, design, and code which was lifted from an earlier project he made with Fish that was a music game. Fish admitted to this as far back as 2007, but he’d say “the whole game is made around the 3D pixel aesthetic” or “it’s all designed around my Miyazaki influence”. This was dishonest however because it was really designed around McGrath’s mechanic.
"The thing the public never knew - that McGrath and Degroot held for leverage should the filmmakers & Fish not change the credits - is that McGrath worked on Fez until the GDC trailer put out in October 2007, according to McGrath. At this point, McGrath had a second falling out and this time it was serious. McGrath told him they were done and Fish agreed to cancel the project. The agreement was that McGrath would take his original design (2D/3D rotating mechanic) and Fish would take his Trixel engine, according to McGrath. When McGrath saw the game appear at IGF 2008, he was furious and felt backstabbed. There’s been bad blood between them ever since. This behavior seems habit for Fish since the same thing happened to Degroot who designed the game’s original audio aesthetic via sound effects and a chiptune score, only to be cut and suddenly replaced with someone else who copied his style - it’s an amazing soundtrack but Fish keeps bringing in new people to follow through on other people’s ideas.
I think Fish is a talented visual designer and Fez carries his unique stamp on it, but the problem - and this is according to McGrath - remains that two of its biggest creators were snubbed out of its development, uncredited, unpaid, stolen from, and lied to. What makes this an industry wide problem is that the two were afraid to speak out because of Fish’s connections. Fish was friends with Boyer who ran the IGF, Fish was a social butterfly who knew a lot of gaming press (there were multiple videos of him casually hanging out with 1UP staff back on their video site in 2008) and had high level connections at Microsoft. Degroot & McGrath feared Fish would use his connections to ruin their career right as they were to debut their successful indie title Dyad."
Well sure there is no evidence, there lots of testimonies from people he worked with or where their at the awards, but hey same goes for Bill Cosby, and there are plenty of people openly hating him. I don't think your in any position to tell them what to do with their money.
Fez is worth it just for the disasterpeace soundtrack. I do find it hard to motivate myself to play it though. It's best if you're in the kind of mood where you just want some chill tunes and pretty visuals to relax to
Phil Fish hates you for reviewing his game and giving a positive review
Does he really?
The QR code says "Stop pausing the video you tech-savvy bellend"
The only thing that takes away from Fez is the developer.
If your not familiar with Phil Fish's Twitter Breakdown, look it up. He even canceled Fez 2 over the mess.
Okay the breakdown's a little dramatic, but you realize what he put up with to get Fez out, right? His partner in designing the game quit and tried to sue Fish for intellectual property rights, then, add on the public's demand that the now solo Fish release his game promptly, it's a miracle he didn't cancel Fez 1.
tyrant351 He prettymuch thought he was the messiah of games.
Did you not hear the shit he said about Steam and PC gamers? I'm surprised someone could stand him long enough to form a partnership in the first place.
Just because he was under pressure doesn't mean that he's allowed to be a dick.
Not a bear then again, a big part of his opposition are just weaboos who will not accept anything negative said about their favorite country, which is liek so kawaii and shit.
Hipsters shouldn't make games, in fact they're probably not useful for anything unless you have a need for pretension and bullshit
I don't buy the harsh criticisms towards the guy. I think its mostly bullying. In the human chimp species, when someone says, "its acceptable to pile on to this guy!" everyone uses it as an excuse to beat up on someone. I mean.... I played FEZ. It was a good/ok game, but had a uniqueness and love and artistry that made it exceptional. Then I kept hearing about Fish. Looked up some quotes for myself and... I dunno.... really? Who cares? So what if he has opinions on Steam and PC gamers? In fact, so what if he's kind of an ass? Many artists have been notoriously incompatible with society.... it just seems a moot point to get offended about the guy, especially when he was working hard to make great and unique games. Just enjoy the product, no need to interact with the creator beyond that. It actually weirds me out, all the hate.... it scares me. An ideal world should WANT to give artists the benefit of the doubt, it shouldn't wait for them to mention Japanese games or something arbitrary and then bully them to the point that they aren't motivated to create anymore. In a world where original games are the rarity, why even go that route?
I laughed at the thought of someone in an apocalypse sitting in the street with a sign saying "lazy and entitled - please help "
Soviet Potato Have you never played I am alive. That's literally what it is when you find someone to help. His description of the guy dying is 100% correct. He sist there claims he is dying and would like 1 last smoke....its so stupid. And one time you get the option of helping a bandit get better after you have to kill all his friends and don't feel so loving and forgiving. I left him there to die. Call me a harsh cold bastard but that's realisim these guys are trying to mug you so...you kill them not cuddle them.
Jackal Muldipulus CABAL yeah? i have played the game. just the way yahtzee describes it made me laugh. thus the comment
Soviet Potato I like the idea behind I am Alive but the combat system....is shite. If they took the combat system from The Last of Us approximately released the same time as I am alive... it would have been so much better. All I am alive is, is a escort mission/ hide and seek game.....sorta sucks. I finished it...didn't find his wife and daughter only completed 60% of the missions.....cant be arsed to finish it....
"You must journey through the post apocalypic remains to find your wife and daughter, while interacting with survivors and either giving them gifts or making them not survivors anymore!"
"Cave Story is the king"
I love you so much.
but you're wrong
Ness Lucas you can't stay agreed on your own opinion?
"Stop pausing the video you tech-savvy bellend" hahaha, legend.
I have one more thing to add to the list of Things We Can Call Fez:
Miegakure with one less dimension.
I like how the gunfights in this game are super intense in spite that most of them are just staring at someone and never shooting. Really unique idea and I'd love to see other games try this.
“An entire mongol infantry unit”
*uses a calvary silhouette*
Having just come off a bunch of Medieval 2: Total War videos where they were fighting the mongols, I see what you did there.
thank fucking Christ no one is talking about FEZ 2's cancellation
Tyler Walken dude you didn't know?
***** yeah it was basically fish getting a bit butthurt, he should have stuck with it instead of taking his ball and going home
didnt you just though
Kanjoos Lahookvinhaakvinhookvin don't be that guy
aperturesciencegames too late
I am thankful that Phil Fish decided to cancel Fez 2 because considering the direction certain indie games are heading, a sequel to that game probably would've sucked.
Oh, and Fez is a good game.
I swear to god Yatzhee is my spirit animal
God his older videos just hit so much harder. The 202X Yahtzee way be wittier but man the older earlier 2010s Yahtzee sure knew how to make some great jokes. Probably cuz its back when he could get mad and wasnt just an "old" man who was just tired of what gaming has become
Since the release of this video, the Inde Empire has experienced a double coup. First King Cave Story was murdered by the tyrannical Order of FNAF, who ruled mercilessly with over complicated plots and unnecessary sequels. But then when all hope seemed lost, the brave knight Sir Undertale arrived and dethroned the Order of FNAF, and now rules benevolently with exceptional storytelling and commentary on the morality of modern rpg gameplay. Long live the king!
+97Multiphantom I think the joke was about taking the "Indie Formula" up to eleven.
Cave Story is a retro platformer about a child with a big head, focused on a strong narrative about exploring a vast world using subtext to tell a deeper story. Same as Fez, but clearly Yatzhee likes Cave Story more.
+97Multiphantom And Undertale's fans are now some form of cult.
+John Doe Well at least it's the nice kind of cult. The kind that give you brownies when you join and let you see your family from time to time.
Was undertale ever the best Indy game?
+HailtotheKiin best inde game: yes. Best game of all time: no.
1:43
I was just about to say "What about Cave-" and got beaten to it. *phew*
whelp, the symptons you just described match mine perfectly, thank you Yahtzee, you have just helped me diagnose my own Tonsilitis
I played Fez while suffering from an inner ear infection... I am the vertigo king
YO! Oscilloscopes are totally relevant to gaming today!!! Some of them even run Tetris.
Did anybody else appreciate that the only grotesque mutant in I am alive was just an old man who wanted to be left alone, and gives you the greatest reward for helping him do so?
Love that game, I pray for a sequel but it will probably never come.
A "Tennis for Two" reference? That's obscure.
Because Journey is basically alright.
In Yahtzee's own words,
"You don't call a sewage technician to redecorate your bathroom, and you don't come to me to hear how a game is good"
can anyone tell me more about the game he mentioned called nit? i cant find it anywhere
I have the feeling Yahtzee's tonsils weren't feeling very good before this video.
there are qr code puzzles? what the fuck, why? what if i don't own a fucking iphone? or any phone to begin with? that sounds like a terrible fucking idea to begin with. how is that a puzzle?
Because it's an indie game and indie developers are mostly pretentious Apple douchebags that think everybody should own 6 iphones and a mac.
linkno1
Yeah Supergiant, Double Fine, and Fricitional Games would all like a word.
tyrant351 And Team Meat, Vlambeer, and Mojang.
Once you go to the qr code link, it gives u another code u have to input into the game, also, loads have people have already done it for u on websites
u printscreen and google, done...
or you can go hardcore and read it yourself, if you know, how, that will make challenging puzzle, unlike yahtzee says.
absolutely loved I AM ALIVE....such a good game, though I hated that it suddenly ends without warning.
# hashtaging sucks
"Mongol infantry unit." Shows a mounted soldier.
O-scopes are still used quite often by electronic engineers and anyone who works with fixing electronics.
an oscilloscope it used to measure electrical pulses and it was used back when pong and space invaders where mind-boggling
LOL I totally thought the name of the game was "Fez and I Am Alive", which made bollocks of sense and I was waiting for Yahtzee to cajole it.
It all makes sense now.
Well your close to being there, it was played on a 2 channel oscilloscope where it did play a kind of tennis using a heavy modified one and controllers on the probes to affect each player. There were some draw issues since it was on an analog one but it still did the job quite well.
That first Tom Cruise analogy was amazing
I loved I Am Alive, but I will admit overall I was disappointed. It had to do with Ubisoft dropping the title multiple times, it switching developers and being canceled, then brought back, then pushed back then canceled and then finished. I believe it could have been game of the year had it gotten the proper treatment from developers. I mean Hell watch the trailers for it they look very different from the end result. Plus it wasn't originally intended to ba an XBLA but a full release game. Ubisoft really dropped the ball and let me down on this one.
Oscilloscope? How did I know what it is and how to spell it without knowing anything about it? It's something that measures sound waves right?
Also, he said "the main character was likeable." Gomez is cute, but he has no character development, dialogue and he doesn't even make little grunts when he's hurt.
Might I also add that Yahtzee didn't seem to hate Fez at all.
I dunno if Yahtzee ever reads these, but how about if, sometime, when he's loaded up on indie games during the Summer Sales, he'll go back to the indie game that started it all?
He acknowledges Cave Story as the king of Indie Game Land or wherever, and I'd honestly love for him to tear it apart. We all know it's good, but what does our favorite cynic feel about a game where you get your heart wrenched out when you find that a certain pixel-perfect jump can mean the difference between a bad ending with a hard boss, or a good ending with four bosses from HELL?
Did he ever do a video about Cave Story?
No.
maciekx10 Yes
Yeah that Morse code puzzle, the solution isn't Morse code. I think that puzzle exemplified the problem I had with fez. When I found the QR codes I figured that there were some ARG elements to this game, that's fine, but it's so random at times. The solutions to some of the puzzles aren't something you'd figure out, but something you'd randomly think of trying in the hope it works. And you'd better try it twice in case you input one thing wrong. Oh and also try it backwards because I'm pretty sure that's a thing for one of the input puzzles without any hint towards that.
which video was his last one?
I don't think everyone got the oscilloscope joke... It was referencing the first game in recorded history: tennis for two, which was made with an oscilloscope.
I want a full hour of tonsil similes
Oh wow! This is the first time I noticed there is still stuff going one during the credits.
kudos for oscilliscope reference to gaming... first pong machine op
Satirising the quantum suicide theory is something I would definitely read tbh
i have tonsolitas while watching this and my throught hurt from the laughing
He did Double Fine's the cave, but he has not done a review of cave story, though he has made mention to it in at least in of his reviews or extra punctuations
shiver or shrivel ...
I can't remember resources being too common being a issue. Pretty sure most levels felt like they where being generous if they gave you one bullet for every 10 enemies you come across.
Chris Nelson if you played on the harder difficulties than yes ammo was scarce on normal not as much
Why do I get more jokes when I'm drunk
but i played new vegas and never found that survival mode, only the hardcore mode. Where do i get that survival mode?
He's a time lord.
Yahtzee, taking the "Don't pause the video just to read some dumb shit I wrote so you can pause the video and read it" joke to the next level.
Oscilloscopes are extremely useful
the word you want is 'tshi' disappointment in the cooking of the duckmeat
gold with games
Now that he has mentioned Cave Story I really want a review of it.
I becoming more and more convinced that Mass Effect 3 trailer at the beginning of all of these videos is a subliminal message. Because it giving me the urge to get it for xmas.
I still have yet to know about Yahtzee's opinion on Dark Souls and Journey.
***** Yeah Demon's and Dark Souls are games that you can't really play through thoroughly when you're on a tight schedule like Yahtzee. He actually has played Dark Souls and mentioned it on one of his opinion pieces for the Escapist. He mentioned that since online play is such a key part of those games and his connection is not the best, he felt that wouldn't be judging the game properly if he played offline.
Just in case you guys didn't get the memo, he has reviewed Dark Souls now. Check it out.
I saw the video. That comment was months ago and way before I saw the review of Dark Souls.
*****
Alright, just wanted to make sure. He's one of us, now.
Praise the Sun!
The QR Code. Boy was I laughing my guts up at that. :D
Funny, from what i've gathered the ending animation neatly mirrors his feelings on the new Doctor Who.
Having recently come on possession of an oscilloscope and cheering with glee at it, I feel slightly demotivated.
1:10 I actually quite liked Edge of Tomorrow. The continuing Mission Impossible films have been halfway decent too.
Fez is a great game and Phil Fish is a good guy
"Indie-A" XD
At 2:33 I hear a very very light steam chat beep or something similar.
indie-a. good one, yatzee. puns.
I hate Tom Cruise. I hate him as an actor. I hate him as a person. I hate his face. But Edge of Tomorrow was fucking AMAZING!
Mike B
What does that have to do with Fez or I Am Alive?
When bear grylls actually SHOWS how to survive, then you can use it as an analogy.
Holy fuck, he referenced The Moody Blues in the credits.
I've been trying to figure that out too, sounds like he calls it "Knit"
Apparently, I Am Alive is classified as a survival horror game
I shit myself at the start of this video, Yatz really got my nickers in a hilarious twist.
Not to be one of those guys but oscilloscopes are used even more now then they previously were in engineering and signal analysis and pretty much is a common tool like a multimeter.
What is Eti Bm R?
Depending on you definition of the word it cane mean:
1. Someone from Liverpool, England
2. Someone from the rougher parts of Liverpool, England
Generally people use the first, which is what I was doing. Look it up on Urban Dictionary if you need to.
I have Zero Punctuation as a stand-alone series... Did I do something unexpectedly awesome without knowing it?
Yes.
There are hazards other than falling off shit; there're the "glitches".
Wait, what was his previous episode?
Scan the QR code... hilarious
You hold L1 to rewind time in PoP -_-
Seriously? SERIOUSLY? DID YOU REALLY NEED TO SAY THAT?
Unless you picked a different control scheme fuck nugget.
darkfur3 Wow.
It isn't. That's exactly why I got so mad.
spongehead93
Ooooh, now I get it, I too was confused when I saw - wait a minute...
TENSHI! *smacks with an umbrella*
And then the guy who made Fez flipped his shit.
The end.
I'm surprised you havent done a review of journey yet
" I am alive " was not developed by Ubisoft, it was published by Ubisoft.
Its because everytime i click on a Zero Punctuation episode, i get an advertisement for Mass Effect 3. The more i saw the trailer, the more i was intrigued. And it might not be that good, but i haven't played it so i wouldn't know lol
Can't tell if serious...or trolling.
If serious, how the hell can you tell that?
If trolling...well done sir, you got me.
Oh. Okay!